Guess who’s buying a bjd because they have no self control and are in love with dolls because they’re so pretty and they love their designs and stuff. That’s right it’s-A-ME MARIO
The lifeguard noticed someone drowning, so he jamp in to save them. The person was literally blue in the face when he saved them, if if weren’t for him, they would be dead.
But to everyone’s surprise, he was fired the next day. You see at this beach every lifeguard has a zone they watch over at the beach. The drowning person was in another lifeguard’s zone. The person working in that zone didn’t notice the drowning person so the lifeguard in question took matters into his own hands. Basically they were suggesting that he let the person drown just because they were in another zone.
Upon hearing about this, all the other lifeguards quit saying that they would rather save lives than follow stupid company rules.
Omg so i saw this tiktok that was like "idc if kids cant controll their age im going to bully them for being 9 anyway"
and so i commented "i can't choose how old i am🥺🥺🥺" yes you can, literally just go change your age (or something like that) which was OBVIOUSLY A JOKE I KNOW YOU CANT CHANGE YOUR AGE
And i only bully 12 year olds who insist they're grown because they're in 7th now
AND THIS PERSON REPLIED TO MY COMMENT LIKE "YOU HAD A CHILDHOOD LET THEM HAVE THEIRS"
first of all, my childhood was shitty
Second of all, IT WAS OBVIOUS SATIRE.
AND THEN THEY SAID "ARE YOU FR RIGHT NOW" LIKE
YES IM DEADASS SERIOUS
IF YOU DON'T LIKE BEING MADE FUN OF FOR BEING 9... JUST STOP. BEING. 9 😭
imagine having to cover all 10 of your fingers with crappy plasters just so you can stop messing with your fingernails because it’s an unhealthy habit and you fear you might hurt yourself. Yeah it’s me.
Ok so it’s all connected. If it’s all connected that means that the anomaly is more than one Mark in the same timeline which weirded out the timeline and made freaky stuff happen which resulted in the universe’s reset which is unavoidable, too many marks completely destroyed the timelines and ruined everything.
A heist with markiplier is obviously taking place in the same universe, there’s even a crystal in the artifact, and the explorer dude played by mark appears in the ending where you freeze yourself forever. If everyone is Mark then that’s it, too many Marks in one timeline.
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I HAVE RUN OUT OF ACTIVITIES TO DO
I READ ALL MY BOOKS
UM
WATCHED 1 MOVIE
WHAT NOW
m e m e s
Guess who’s buying a bjd because they have no self control and are in love with dolls because they’re so pretty and they love their designs and stuff. That’s right it’s-A-ME MARIO
A lifeguard was fired for doing HIS FUCKING JOB
The lifeguard noticed someone drowning, so he jamp in to save them. The person was literally blue in the face when he saved them, if if weren’t for him, they would be dead.
But to everyone’s surprise, he was fired the next day. You see at this beach every lifeguard has a zone they watch over at the beach. The drowning person was in another lifeguard’s zone. The person working in that zone didn’t notice the drowning person so the lifeguard in question took matters into his own hands. Basically they were suggesting that he let the person drown just because they were in another zone.
Upon hearing about this, all the other lifeguards quit saying that they would rather save lives than follow stupid company rules.
me and eliza hamilton had a slumbie today
We Stayed up all night
And watched midsomar
And engaged in internet discourse
you mean when you took selfies with your feet?
Omg so i saw this tiktok that was like "idc if kids cant controll their age im going to bully them for being 9 anyway"
and so i commented "i can't choose how old i am🥺🥺🥺" yes you can, literally just go change your age (or something like that) which was OBVIOUSLY A JOKE I KNOW YOU CANT CHANGE YOUR AGE
And i only bully 12 year olds who insist they're grown because they're in 7th now
AND THIS PERSON REPLIED TO MY COMMENT LIKE "YOU HAD A CHILDHOOD LET THEM HAVE THEIRS"
first of all, my childhood was shitty
Second of all, IT WAS OBVIOUS SATIRE.
AND THEN THEY SAID "ARE YOU FR RIGHT NOW" LIKE
YES IM DEADASS SERIOUS
IF YOU DON'T LIKE BEING MADE FUN OF FOR BEING 9... JUST STOP. BEING. 9 😭
Auntie's back but...I am Ryuk
Good
NO
He did not go through all that effort for me and my cousins to turn out this way
K so my parents are making me go to bed early because its easter tomorrow and i gotta get up early
but my mom let me take a snack to my room ☆
So im currently eating cold rotisserie chicken from walmart off of a washcloth
It has been several hours
i have yet to calm down
Help
I've been All might for a bit.. CHANGING RN!!
my stomach is upsetti spaghetti.
IM FLOATING YO
THIS FEELS SO WEIRD
OH MY GOD IS THIS WHAT NEUROTYPICALS FEEL
I'M NOT AWARE OF MY LIMBS IN THE SAME WAY I USUALLY AM
i can still feel my nails in my fingers though
BUT LIKE I'M NOT AWARE OF THE POSITION OF MY ORGANS OR NOTHIN
I can’t spell restraunt so from now on I’m just gonna type food place
Restaurant
I like food place better. And I’m just gonna forget. It keeps happening with the word literally it’ll happen for resteraunt.
restAUrant
SCREW YOU
IM BEING HELPFUL
when you read it out loud
instead of saying ER, say AU
RestERant or restAUrant
IM DYING
WHO TOLF ME COFFE WAS A GOOD UDEA HUH
WHO WAS UT
MY BRAIN IS RUNNIBG SO FAST HELP
ITS BAD NORMALLY VECAUDR ADHD
BUT IM ON LIKE 20 MILIGRAMS OF CONCERTA AND THE DOCTOR WAS LIKE "YO RIV DONT HAVE CAFFEINE" AND I WAS LIKE SCREW YIU DOCOTR MAB ILL DO WHAT I WANT A
AND SO NOW IM HERE AND DID I MENTION IM DYING
I KNOW EVERYONE IS LIKE "OOOH COFFEE MAKES ADHD PEIPLE BE SLEEPY" BUT THAT AINT TRUE
I CAN HEAR SMELLS AND TASTE SOUNDS
my favorite cards of each character
Yay
Poppipa
Ye, kasumi um, this is one of my fav 3* honestly, i like that it's like.. sparkly and ye
this was my second arisa 4* very cute, i HATE the trained ver though
also my second tae 4*, the trained ver is cute, but the untrained ver is way better
this is legit like.. one of the best rimi cards so far, i like her hairstyle, and how its a 3*
imma be honest... this is literally one of the few saaya cards i own... its meh, only a 3*
wooo
aglow now
the first 3* i ever bought in the michelle sticker exchange, very cute
moca. Thats it (3*)
i know this ain't a popular set, but himari looks so cute in this one (2*)
tomoe posing like kaoru>>>
i feel like tsugumi gets like.. swept under the rug a lot, but whatever, tsugu 2022!! (3*)
hhw
literally one of my dream cards, i actually screeched when i pulled it (3*) ily kokoro
Hagumiiiiii, love her (these 2 are tied, i really couldn't choose) (both 3*)
live laugh love kanon yall, part of the same set as the kokoro card, best 2*
michelle / misaki. I like this one uh.. thats about it 3*
Pasupare! Yay!
aya, my second 4* of hers, the untrained ver is sooo pretty, plus hagumi has a cameo!
chisato, i really really like this set yo.. so cute (2*)
maya! Not much to say about her (2*)
i wanted this 2* for like soooo long, idk why. (Hina)
eveee my best friend ever, my first 4* of hers. Its even got my favorite colour AND my favorite flower!
Might do the other bands later idk
imagine having to cover all 10 of your fingers with crappy plasters just so you can stop messing with your fingernails because it’s an unhealthy habit and you fear you might hurt yourself. Yeah it’s me.
Have you rried the the nail polish that makes urvnames taste gross sobyiu stop biting them
I don’t have it.
oh
Yiu should get some yhem
I heard its very helpful
thing is, I don’t just bite my nails. I peel them, with my hands.
then uh
Put them in
Like
Get um
Finger... cages
OOH OOH GET ONE OF THOSE STONWS THAT HAS THE PAINT AND PEEL THAT
I made me
Uwu (this was a satirical uwu)
Jesse
crac
I SWEAR SK8 NEEDS A SSN 2 OR ELSE I WILL LITERALLY JUMP OFF A CLIFF
IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS “I wang to skate with you for infinity” IS A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
Creators of mha: Izuku Midoriya is straight.
Shippers:
my family is watching gardeners world
And monty don isn't fucking there
Nobody wants you adam frost
Fuck OFF
Just gimme my monty
Well okay then
now i have a 5/5 roselia... apparently
I've gotten every "ending" every TRUE ending, every video and every button has been pressed, and no advances to help me figure this out!!
P...plan... Kablooey
I thought it would be a good idea... but it's just pressing self-destruct... no going back now I guess
I need to stop pressing jump in again. I need to stop.
WHY
crac
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
crac
u rn
THA LOREEEEE
YES THA LORE
Ok so it’s all connected. If it’s all connected that means that the anomaly is more than one Mark in the same timeline which weirded out the timeline and made freaky stuff happen which resulted in the universe’s reset which is unavoidable, too many marks completely destroyed the timelines and ruined everything.
A heist with markiplier is obviously taking place in the same universe, there’s even a crystal in the artifact, and the explorer dude played by mark appears in the ending where you freeze yourself forever. If everyone is Mark then that’s it, too many Marks in one timeline.
am I mark… IS WADE MARK…. EVERYONE IS MARKKKKKKK
Yep
(He/him, gay)
when your friend isn't online so you plant a memory candle to vibe with yourself
I started watching bojack horseman recently and i know he appears in only 1 episode so far
but neal mcbeal the navy seal is my favorite character ever
♡
bruv- most annoying episode ever, I was just sitting there like “y’all idiots.”
IT WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS
MF JUST TOOK SOME MUFFINS AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE "BOJACK HATES THE MILITARY" 😭
THATS WHY ITS ANNOYING AND HILARIOUS AF THE SAME TIME
IM JUST SO ANNOYED AT IT BUT ITS ALSO LIKE KINDA FUNNY HOW THEYRE IVERREACTING IVER MYFFINS BUT ITS ALSO ANNOYING OK LIKE REALLY ANNOYING
Agree with me or else. Or else what? Idk, just, I don’t wanna argue.
(Srry for bad typing, I gots a thumb plaster so I stop biting my nails, sk I don’t hurt myself. It’s a serious problem.)
NAW CAUSE IT WAS LITERALLY OVER MUFFINS
THEY CANCELED HIM OVER MUFFINS OFC IT QAS AN OVERREACTION AND THATS WHY ITS FUNNY
and my boy neal didn't even have dibs, if he really loved those muffins he should've brought them to the bathroom
Yea-
GUYS SHUT UP! FROM NOW ON, MY NAME ISN'T QUEEN OR NIGHT OR WHATEVER YOU CALL ME IDC, THAT ISN'T MY NAME! I ORDER YOU ALL TO CALL ME, WAIT FOR IT...
AN YOU CAN GET YOUR OWN COOL NICKNAME AT https://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/839#.Ylh-PehBwYE
LMAO
I am forever calling you Hootie McEyeball from now on
Don't cry hootie
Don't-
Aw man
THIS JUST SOUNDS LIKE MY NORMAL NAME
SCAM
Ripple Pickle!
this is the start of my villain ark
it sounds just like Rible tho :(
THATS MY ISSUE
LIKE
gimme something cooler not fuckin rible in a different font
someone please give me name suggestion for this due bc olive and whatever my other friend suggested sucks
das a cool ass drawing-
if you don't eat your snack mixes in order of snack why even eat it
oh I like cheddar snack mixes
Me: *tryna peacefully live my life*
My brain: hey remember the Rengoku vs Akaza fight in Mugen Train?
(I want contacts like Rengoku's eyes...)
IKR LIKE THEY MAKE US GET ATTATCHED TO HIM AND THEN BOOM OUTTA NOWHERE HE'S DEADED LIKE CMON WHY
Did you know Rengoku was saying "yummy" while eating because he was trained to eat every meal like it was his last... THATS JUST MEAN
IRK HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO US!!!!!