my friend who i have a major crush on says they don't like dating inside the friend group (i haven't confessions by the way) and i completely understand and respect that and I'll only confess if im on my deathbed and don't want any secruts
But also I'm majorly bummed out :/
I mean first crushes never work out (unless you're my parents) so i should've seen it coming but aww
Ok so even if I try to be smart about my decisions, I’ll get me nowhere because all the bad, I’ve already done it even without doing it. Each timeline I enter and each one I create simultaneously exists and doesn’t exist together. It’s like Schrödinger’s cat but more complicated and with multi-verse theories mixed in. Maybe I need to find what exactly caused the rip in space and time, obviously it’s tryna make you think that the crystal is the cause of the rip that caused me to live multiple timelines, but I think it’s a crew member that messed with the timeline. A crew member that isn’t supposed to be there. Mark. Because I am Mark in another timeline but I somehow ended up in this timeline making this timeline messed up because two Marks canon be near each other let alone in the same timeline. Or maybe I’m the fault, I’m the mistake that wasn’t supposed to be on that ship. Or boom boom asteroid guy (I swear I know his name-) he’s been strange in every timeline. Either he’s just that strange or he messed with something. When the world ends, Mark’s eye still moves as time freezes, Mark definitely plays a part in the ripping of space and time. But how is Mark connected to the crystal, how am I connected to the crystal, it seems to be connected to me so what connects me with it? DANG IT- I guess I should just wait for part 2. This is getting nowhere.
In Space With Markipoo- I mean Markiplier SPOILERS
EVERY PATH EVERYTHING EVERY SINGLE DECESION I MAKE EVERYTHING ALWAYS GETS RESET! EVERY SINGLE TIME! IT JUST RESETS, AND RESETS, AND RESETS. IS THERE EVEN A WAY TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE. AM I JUST DESTINED TO FAIL. THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TO FIX IT... I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore... but... I can't fix the issue, if the issue is something that happened before the hole ripped through time and space making me immortal... WHOEVER DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO USE A RANDOM SPACE WORMHOLE GENERATOR IS AT FAULT IN ALL THIS, MY MISTAKES ARE JUST A BY-PRODUCT OF THE FIRST MISTAKE WHICH LEAD TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE, I AM DESTINED TO FAIL BECAUSE THE SITUATION IS OUT OF MY HAND NOW! I'M JUST STUCK IN AN INFINITE TIME LOOP TRYING TO FIX THINGS BY ONLY MAKING THEM WORSE, ALL I NEED TO DO IS GO BACK IN TIME AND STOP THAT CRYSTAL FROM EVER GETTING ON THE SPACE SHIP WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE. I'M DOOMED TO BE THE VILLAIN OF A STORY I DIDN'T EVEN CAUSE
bro- I’m In Space With Markiplier-ing and… I’m knee deep in shit. Why me! Why am I the captain! This is too much man! Why do the worst things happen to the best people!
ok so I tried to extinguish the fire first but then I realized that I’m just gonna pass out and die so that was a mistake, sure enough, I passed out but woke up again and I was like “what?” Then I saved mark and did the thing and then the asteroid thing happened and I was like “shit. Fix it from the outside? Yea that’ll work.” And then I just… go out… without a proper space suit and helmet. And I die and then I hit mark in the head with a fire extinguisher and fix life support then I proceed to push mark, very aggressively, and just keep going, then I push mark into the asteroid thingy and close the door leaving him to just deal with it by himself and he fixes it, so cryo is broken and I’m like “it worked last time” so I send mark in and then I proceeded to send a message to chica about mark’s death and I’m like “uh, why don’t you make sure he’s dead before doing that, I’m pretty sure he’s still alive in there.” Sure enough he was alive and he fixed the thing and now the core is having some sort of reaction so I’m like “I can’t do that to mark. He’ll surely die this time” so I “fixed it from the outside” and I was like “…WHAT THE FRICK” and then the whole thing happened with me going basically insane to keep everyone safe, and so I’m basically a dictator ruling with an iron fist, who’s also probably a murder, then I come back to life again and I’m like “FUCKING GOD DAMN IT” so I casually yeet myself into space in anger. A bunch of stuff, now Mark is stuck with me in the time loop you get it. Then an obviously genius idea from Wade but I turn it down cause I wanna make it out of this right now, then alien stuff, and I’m like “no no, we don’t know what he’s capable of, we could die if we attack” so I let things unfold abd we make it to the place and I’m sitting there like “mark you idiot you’re digging us into a fucking hole, damn I wish I could talk right now” so uh stuff and I’m like “yeah please help I’m gonna cry rn” so that’s where I’m currently at.
August Bank Holiday. A tune on an ice-cream cornet. A slap of sea and a tickle of sand. A fanfare of sunshades opening. A wince and whinny of bathers dancing into deceptive water. A tuck of dresses. A rolling of trousers. A compromise of paddlers. A sunburn of girls and a lark of boys. A silent hullabaloo of balloons.
I remember the sea telling lies in a shell held to my ear for a whole harmonious, hollow minute by a small, wet girl in an enormous bathing suit.
I remember sharing the last of my moist buns with a boy and a lion. Tawny and savage, with cruel nails and rapacious mouth, the little boy tore and devoured. Wild as seedcake, ferocious as a hearthrug, the depressed and verminous lion nibbled like a mouse at his half a bun and hiccupped in the sad dusk of his cage
And it just gets weirder. I'm sitting here like "good story grandpa, can I leave?" but no I cannot cuz I need to read this for school.
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AUGH THIS SHIT AIN'T FAIR
my friend who i have a major crush on says they don't like dating inside the friend group (i haven't confessions by the way) and i completely understand and respect that and I'll only confess if im on my deathbed and don't want any secruts
But also I'm majorly bummed out :/
I mean first crushes never work out (unless you're my parents) so i should've seen it coming but aww
Boys at sleepovers:
*an actual proper sleep over*
Girls at sleepovers:
“Let’s summon some potentially dangerous demons and then do rituals to predict the future and worm secrets out of each other using peer pressure.”
“Omg yes!”
LMAO
I swear my friends at a sleepover we'd probably just all have no idea what to do-
In Space With Marki🔧 SPOILERS
Ok so even if I try to be smart about my decisions, I’ll get me nowhere because all the bad, I’ve already done it even without doing it. Each timeline I enter and each one I create simultaneously exists and doesn’t exist together. It’s like Schrödinger’s cat but more complicated and with multi-verse theories mixed in. Maybe I need to find what exactly caused the rip in space and time, obviously it’s tryna make you think that the crystal is the cause of the rip that caused me to live multiple timelines, but I think it’s a crew member that messed with the timeline. A crew member that isn’t supposed to be there. Mark. Because I am Mark in another timeline but I somehow ended up in this timeline making this timeline messed up because two Marks canon be near each other let alone in the same timeline. Or maybe I’m the fault, I’m the mistake that wasn’t supposed to be on that ship. Or boom boom asteroid guy (I swear I know his name-) he’s been strange in every timeline. Either he’s just that strange or he messed with something. When the world ends, Mark’s eye still moves as time freezes, Mark definitely plays a part in the ripping of space and time. But how is Mark connected to the crystal, how am I connected to the crystal, it seems to be connected to me so what connects me with it? DANG IT- I guess I should just wait for part 2. This is getting nowhere.
Name: Olen Blake Boswell
Gender: Cisgender Female
Species/Race: Secret demon
Age: 16
Birthplace/World: Hell but she lives on earth
Occupation/School/Grade: 10th grade
PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS
Strengths: picking up heavy things, keeping secrets, and very flexible
Weaknesses: frothy soda, spaces that are too bright, and strong perfumes
MENTAL CHARACTERISTICS
Current Goal/Purpose: To find love
Talents: gymnastics, cooking, interior design, and math
Inabilities: tie her shoes without fully taking it off and singing without kicking her legs back and forth
Fears: Lucifer
General Personality: Sarcastic, neat, baddie, loyal, shy and athletic
Inner Personality: tech savvy, animal lover, and musical
Secret: she's a demon 🙏
MY DAD HAS A SKELETON BELT THAT'S BROKEN BUT HE WON'T LET ME HAVE IT AND IN MAD.
jellybean skeleton roast💀💀💀💀😯
Fortnite Battle Pass
I just shit out my ass
Booted up my PC
Cause I need it
To get that Fortnite Battle Pass
I like Fortnite
Did I mention Fortnite
I like Fortnite
It’s night time
I mean it’s five o’ clock
Thats basically night time
Y’all remember Cartoon Network Adventure Time
ok
you like my hair up ?
looks fine like that
Looks pretty good!
hey guyz
ratiatalie
hi
hru
this stuff sucks
Yeah but their twitter is hilarious
Indeed
are you fucking kidding me, how do you not like this what.
fr imo those are pretty good
nutter butter is so good
My friend just said nutter butter so good I nut when i see it-
Cisgendered people are my least favorite flavor of person
yall are so annoying seriously like
"Ooh look at me i was born with the right genitalia"
i SAID
Cisgendered people are my least favorite flavor of person
yall are so annoying seriously like
"Ooh look at me i was born with the right genitalia"
You know what cisgendered means right
and so like
You know how im... not cisgendered right
In Space With Markipoo- I mean Markiplier SPOILERS
EVERY PATH EVERYTHING EVERY SINGLE DECESION I MAKE EVERYTHING ALWAYS GETS RESET! EVERY SINGLE TIME! IT JUST RESETS, AND RESETS, AND RESETS. IS THERE EVEN A WAY TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE. AM I JUST DESTINED TO FAIL. THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TO FIX IT... I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore... but... I can't fix the issue, if the issue is something that happened before the hole ripped through time and space making me immortal... WHOEVER DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO USE A RANDOM SPACE WORMHOLE GENERATOR IS AT FAULT IN ALL THIS, MY MISTAKES ARE JUST A BY-PRODUCT OF THE FIRST MISTAKE WHICH LEAD TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE, I AM DESTINED TO FAIL BECAUSE THE SITUATION IS OUT OF MY HAND NOW! I'M JUST STUCK IN AN INFINITE TIME LOOP TRYING TO FIX THINGS BY ONLY MAKING THEM WORSE, ALL I NEED TO DO IS GO BACK IN TIME AND STOP THAT CRYSTAL FROM EVER GETTING ON THE SPACE SHIP WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE. I'M DOOMED TO BE THE VILLAIN OF A STORY I DIDN'T EVEN CAUSE
Yes 😂
I keep absolutely failing my math tests (2+ and below) and yet
AND YET my quizzes im getting like 4- and like 3s and shit
bro- I’m In Space With Markiplier-ing and… I’m knee deep in shit. Why me! Why am I the captain! This is too much man! Why do the worst things happen to the best people!
BRUH- SPOILERS
ok so I tried to extinguish the fire first but then I realized that I’m just gonna pass out and die so that was a mistake, sure enough, I passed out but woke up again and I was like “what?” Then I saved mark and did the thing and then the asteroid thing happened and I was like “shit. Fix it from the outside? Yea that’ll work.” And then I just… go out… without a proper space suit and helmet. And I die and then I hit mark in the head with a fire extinguisher and fix life support then I proceed to push mark, very aggressively, and just keep going, then I push mark into the asteroid thingy and close the door leaving him to just deal with it by himself and he fixes it, so cryo is broken and I’m like “it worked last time” so I send mark in and then I proceeded to send a message to chica about mark’s death and I’m like “uh, why don’t you make sure he’s dead before doing that, I’m pretty sure he’s still alive in there.” Sure enough he was alive and he fixed the thing and now the core is having some sort of reaction so I’m like “I can’t do that to mark. He’ll surely die this time” so I “fixed it from the outside” and I was like “…WHAT THE FRICK” and then the whole thing happened with me going basically insane to keep everyone safe, and so I’m basically a dictator ruling with an iron fist, who’s also probably a murder, then I come back to life again and I’m like “FUCKING GOD DAMN IT” so I casually yeet myself into space in anger. A bunch of stuff, now Mark is stuck with me in the time loop you get it. Then an obviously genius idea from Wade but I turn it down cause I wanna make it out of this right now, then alien stuff, and I’m like “no no, we don’t know what he’s capable of, we could die if we attack” so I let things unfold abd we make it to the place and I’m sitting there like “mark you idiot you’re digging us into a fucking hole, damn I wish I could talk right now” so uh stuff and I’m like “yeah please help I’m gonna cry rn” so that’s where I’m currently at.
Me when my "friend" brings up my crush who doesn't like me:
my friend IS the crush who doesn't like me
they might
But dont wanna date inside the friend group so im outta luck
Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz IS THE BEST CARTOON DAD EVER PROVE ME WRONG
go away.
✨ Star Hale
🤛 looks like she could kill you, actually could
💀 D E A T H S T A R E
😜 the fun friend
👻 most likely to literally eat an onion
💅 the look is a process
💍 hide your boyfriends and your girlfriends around her, she'll steal both
FEELZ BY LIL PEEP IS LLITERALLY THE ONLY REASON I'M ALIVE (that and chicken alfredo + sunny d ♥️)
hiiii
some lovely doodles made by C0MPUT3RT33TH on th I really hope I get to commission him any time soon!! <3
Uwu
Made these a while ago
I love them so much it ain't even funny
My god i could literally die rn
im sorry but I make rlly hot characters dawg-
THE LAST AND THIRD ONE???? 😻😻
https://picrew.me/image_maker/80350
https://picrew.me/image_maker/54346
first time using picrew in a year so have hot demon lady
GOD DAMN
CUMMING
GOD DAMN
CUMMING
meowbah
True…
I do aswell, she told someone to kts in the voice chat, I was there 😰
why
You called?
oh em gee is madoka
It is NOT madoka
its ME
Meowbahh
IN THE FLESH
wowow mewobah 😲 real
be afraid
if mathematics are mathematical, and quizzes are quizzical. Then what are tests?
The riddler
yup
Testicle 😈
LMAO
HAH I TOLD THAT TO ARI TWO DAYS AGO
ANYWAYS TESTICALS
LOL
MY FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS
NOBODY TOLD ME THIS
BUT WHEN I SPACE OUT EVEN JUST A LITTLE
I GO FUCKIN CROSS EYED
My new shoes are better than yours. And no I don’t care that I’m spamming.
YOUR NEW SHOES ARE SO COOL
Thank you!
this the weirdest shit I've ever read-
August Bank Holiday. A tune on an ice-cream cornet. A slap of sea and a tickle of sand. A fanfare of sunshades opening. A wince and whinny of bathers dancing into deceptive water. A tuck of dresses. A rolling of trousers. A compromise of paddlers. A sunburn of girls and a lark of boys. A silent hullabaloo of balloons.
I remember the sea telling lies in a shell held to my ear for a whole harmonious, hollow minute by a small, wet girl in an enormous bathing suit.
I remember sharing the last of my moist buns with a boy and a lion. Tawny and savage, with cruel nails and rapacious mouth, the little boy tore and devoured. Wild as seedcake, ferocious as a hearthrug, the depressed and verminous lion nibbled like a mouse at his half a bun and hiccupped in the sad dusk of his cage
And it just gets weirder. I'm sitting here like "good story grandpa, can I leave?" but no I cannot cuz I need to read this for school.
I'm in some kind of ✨mood✨
should i say sorry even if i don't deserve it
i have nothing better to do today.
so uh- rp
i have girl and a dood
I also made me in a picrew- but im not gonna show that
food. Nothing else just food.
IKRRR
oope
HAHAHAHA MY HAMPSTER DIED LOLS
I’m sorry for your loss.
Fank you
NOOO 😭 I'm so sorry
heilo, found you account in my phone lol, idk if my mom will let me get Discord app
OH HI
Hello :)
You all got PRANKED
by me
THE PRANK KING
im too idiotic to understand what your saying
everything being possible is impossible because if nothing is impossible then it's possible that something is impossible.
Finished the trial of fire yet?
No. it’s impossible.
I did it
shut up.
or what
I made demons bc why not
May I have the links to 1, 3, 9 and 10??
I'm not sure if I have all of them so I'm sorry in advance if I don't
it's fine, maybe one day when I go on picrew I'll find them lol
whAtd I tEll yA?
Anyway, This is Kris-
I actually found all of them-
https://picrew.me/image_maker/1515476
https://picrew.me/image_maker/18386
https://picrew.me/image_maker/20965
https://picrew.me/image_maker/58833