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Obama Bruh Corndog Memes Image by teagan3407

it’s been a bit

How are you all?

I'm good wbu?

Cool

river presents: 

A collection of quotes from me and my friends 

(Except a lot of its mildly nsfw so like warming here)







"RULE 34 NEVER LIES YOU BITCH" -me

"Michael i swear to god just buy the fucking dick i don't want to keep carrying this shit back and forth all week" - lee

"no derek im not giving you my phone, last time you had it you googled fucking overwatch hentai" - lee *again) "yeah but i didn't even get to SEE it" -derek "why is it every time i find overwatch hentai all the girls have dicks" -me 

"I know you want to fuck william afton river but he is a TOP" - lee "I DON'T WANT TO FUCK HIM I WANT TO WATCH HIM BE FUCKED" - me "I DON'T CARE STOP FORCING YOUR FANTASIES INTO CANNON" - lee "i literally fucking hate you all.." - Michael "*pats Michael on the head* i love you too buddy" - me

"you could tie the dick to your ceiling fan and then it could zoom around" - me 

"River i swear to god if you call Thomas Jefferson a twink-" - Michael "*insert demonic giggling here*" - me "RIVER I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL THROW YOU" - Micheal "I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING" - me 

"FUCK YOU" - Micheal "OH YEAH YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU" - me 

"Michael looks like such a twink in that" - me ".. you're not wrong" - lee "*Michael stares at us with what one can only describe as pure fear" "OH NOT YOU MICHAEL-" - me "we meant Micheal afton" - lee "i hate you all" - Micheal 

"DID YOU JUST CALL ABRAHAM LINCOLN WITHOUT A BEARD A TWINK!?" - derek "UH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS BITCH" - me 

"STOP STEALING MY FRENCH FRIES, *proceeds to slice me with a plastic knife" - derek *insert long pause here* "WHAT THE SHIT DEREK IM BLEEDING" - me "WHAT- NO WAY" - derek "HOW FUCKING DELICATE DO YOU HAVE TO BE, TO BLEED FROM A PLASTIC KNIFE" - lee "SHUT UP IM JUST DAINTY" - me "haa, fuckin pussy" - Micheal "*incomprehensible river noises*" 

"WHY IS EVERYONE SNIFFING MICHAEL" - derek "because i wanna see if his hoodie smells like an airport again" - me "i washed it.. it just smells like detergent" - Micheal "you disappoint me more and more every day.." - me 

"I hate gay people >:((" - me "river aren't you literally fucking gay" - Michael 

"BEING A MURDERER DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY MEAN YOU'RE A TOP LEE" - me "YES IT DOES OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THE WAY HE HUGS PEOPLE FROM BEHIND" - lee "YOU CAN HUG AND BE A BOTTOM" - me 

"Hello Matthew, are you a closeted homosexual... this isn't for porn btw" (a message Michael LITERALLY SENT TO MATPAT) 


I CANT

OR CAN YOU

I CAN

I WASN'T ASKING YOU BUT COOL IG 

COOL(I am bored can u rp?)

yeah you're right

maybe i can

river

the horniest teen ive ever seen

go touch sum grass

ahhh, im not that bad 

sure-

its trueww

mhm

LMAOOOO

do i have permission

to do one

like this ruv riv?

I suppose

YAY

Ngl the stuff I say to my friends is way worse.

Cap

Sureeeeeeeeeeeeee, whatever you say.

frr

That's not even the worst of it 

Trust me 

Trust me, my friends will say the weirdest, dirtiest shit around anyone.

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yeah.

i got some at the stores costume isle

Sure

Just don't sleep for 2 days and presto! 

You've got a lovely set of eyebags

Anyone wanna rp?

i have proof that the " when you" flustered things happen to me

i say..

ahem-

"EBXWJS@H#UFEJNDhygBHHYG@BEHNJKCHWBXQNSMJHDEGHVHBNSJKJDHBENMJKHXSDBNMCKJCEHJWNXD-"

X

AAAAAAA- 

Lmao

;M;

when you-

when you

when

when

when you-

me in discord be like:

WHEN YOU

WHEN

WHEN

WHEN

WHEN YOU

YOU

YOU

YOU

WHEN WHEN

WHEN YOU

>/////////////<

Lol

it happens

Me talking to you be like:

let me fuck you

I am h o r n y

Sex. Now.

*sussy clap masturbate noises*

hello I found you

XD

did you actually do it?

Yes-

XD

damn-

(2 edits)

you know there's a difference between me and you

cause while you were sitting around, WAITIN,doing NISH-

I WAS OUT

MAKIN MOVES😫😎💃

(2 edits)

Anyone wanna rp?

Name (Nickname): Akira Akifumi

Age: ??? (Looks 21)

Gender: F

Race: White

Build: Extremely skinny

Body Type: O-

Physical Frame: broad shoulders, deformed like waist (looks as if it’s in a knot)

Height: 5’11”

Weight: 187 - Despite being unnaturally skinny

Hair: Short, straight, blue

Eyes: White, as if she were blind (She isn’t)

Habits: Smiles WAY to much.

Gestures/Mannerisms - Small

Demeanor/Carriage/Gait: Suspicious, eerie, unnerving

Voice: Speaks in very broken English

Style: Her style is what one would describe as “Homeless dude off the street who hasn’t showered in 25 years”

Clothing: Tattered t-shirt with many bandages underneath, dark blue stained pants.

Loves/Favorites: Meat, nature

Hates: Pineapples (Her skin is way weaker than a humans, so pineapple can burn her.), people

Hobbies: Walk/Hike, Stargaze

Talents/Skills: Running, Killing,

Hopes/Dreams: None.

Fears/Nightmares: Pineapple, and the public

Best Quality: Takes care of the nature around her to her best ability.

Greatest Flaw: She scares others very easily.

Character Strengths: Athletic, slightly strong

Quirks: Creepy

How does the character picture himself/herself? She thinks of herself as a weakling.

How do others see him/her? Terrifying.

Most valued possession: The forest she lives in.

Current motivation: Survival

How does he/she view the future and/or the past? Regret

What is his/her philosophy on life and death? Death = Life

What kind of energy level do they usually have? Mood Swings

How does he/she show and/or handle: love, affection, grief, pain, anger, sadness, conflict, change, loss? She kills and goes on an emotional craze.

Does he/she have a temper? Yes, Definitely, Absolutely.

How does he/she respond to the surrounding world, the ‘unfamiliar,’ and other people in general? Judgmental and kinda scared

Polite or rude? A mix of both, more on the rude side.

Stingy or generous? Mostly generous

What kind of ‘public’ face does he/she display? Put up a front

Leader or a follower? Either or.

More happy by themselves or in a group? By herself.

Does he/she have any addictions/dependencies/fixations/fetishes/ or other strange behavior? No

Setting: 2021, in a unlocated forest.

Occupation: None

Educational background/other learning experiences: None

Intelligence Level: Acts as if 86, actually is 107.

Family: ??? (Raised till 8 then abandoned.

Friends: None - yet

Backstory: ???

Physical Strength: Little, a bit above average.

Coordination/Reflexes: Very good.

Fighting Style: Wild, almost serial killer like.

Unusual Abilities/Powers: None…?

Weapons/Other Gear: Sometimes uses objects around her.

eat a knob at night 

STOP STEALING MY SHIT.

BOI THATS MY SHIT STFU

ITS MY SHIT!

my hands drenched

in my own sweat

slowly shaking

feeling regret

my body is numb

my eyes blur out

the circuits in my mind shut down

i pass out on the rug

body still shaken

but I'm still alive

but I'm not waken

Man. Why does my future gotta depend on me. I'd rather lay down, do nothing and just hope for the best.

Here a thief and wanted criminal. She's pretty cool.

Oooo she is pretty! I love her style. Also, https://itch.io/game/accept-admin/1248381/2430214

tankies

:)

I remember her lol

Yea!

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Can someone help me name this character and give them pronouns? You could literally name them deathfart if you want. Also nicknames, I’ll take nicknames.

what about Rihana?

Sure!

Hmm the names done soooo a nickname..............Ri

YES

YAY

:D

Time for background: She's the daughter of a very rich company owner.  Her parents are both the founders of the company. She lives in a 4 story house with 15 bedrooms. She's the only child and goes to a private high school.

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pretty man

thankd

np

you guys seen this lil egg fella?

Now i hav3

😃👍

Am god

anyone wanna rp?

Ok

my mom said she didnt like my poems

she said that they sounded stupid, and that poems are wrote in first person

she then proceeded to say that I couldn't be an anime character cause it said lolita in it, and that was girls who were assaulted, but its lolita fashion

i hate

Don’t listen to your mom, poems are great. Especially yourself, she’s just not smart enough to see how artistic poems are no matter what format they are in.

what ur pfp picrew called

Uhhh let me look for it, brb.

i found it

Matching!!!

https://picrew.me/image_maker/139219 Here it is!

I fell in love, fell in love
But that's okay, 'cause we in love

We in that bed,
I want that, just today
Close your eyes
Don't share no tears
Keep it dark, close the shades

Girl do your thing
Let's take some pictures,
Let's take some scenes
Playboy magazine

Fell in luv by Playboy Carti (I couldn't put most of the lyrics 🏃🏾)

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her face

as i walked down, across the street

the crumpled blacktop crunching under my feet 

and I looked down at the muddy marsh ground and saw

her face

her beautiful pink cheeks, the rose of her lips, her skin a precious pale

I stroked her hair, so unaware

of why I have been sent to this white-walled place

I cannot see her face here

I must see her face

I think this one is my favorite so far!

guess why guy is in qhite wall place

Idk why?

:D

cute

thank you!

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some days i want to chop my limbs off so I can be totally useless

thatd make me feel better about being lonely

then you could die fast

Well, I mean you aren’t wrong but you have me and your other friends on mgm!

no i like it when it happens in my dreams and the demon come

I’m not gonna ask, are you okay?

im fine

Are you sure?

sometimes its best to not post things like this without a warning and in a place about making a monster girl

Dude just let them have this, they clearly are in a dark place. Many people express their feelings here also your point about the comments being about making a monster girl is stupid. 90% of the things said here have nothing to do with the game.

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Your point of monster girl maker actually proves my point so ok And I understand that they are in a dark place but they have to try putting in some warning. If they cant do this then just dont post it.

Dude…

nvm the cock joke thing made me care because of how stupid it is

you never put a warning for your cock jokes

GTBAHAAHHAHAHAHBHTCTCGHTDGFGHFCTYHGGTYDFV&*IUGBHUJNB THEY ARE COCK JOKES. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY I NEED TO PUT A WARNING THAT SAYS SOME DUMB SHIT LIKE “ hey guys im about to make a joke and if some of you find this triggering pls dont look, thanks.”

uhhhhm

the house

the house apon the crooked hill

where the trees remained dead and crippled as well

the cat that slouched

the mouse that leaped

the moon that shone with the stars

and that little house

with the cat and the mouse

had a crooked woman inside

her hood a dark black

a very shrewd laugh, as she cooked and she baked with class

and that's what happens at the house on the hill where the cat and the mouse, and the old women sat

I am loving the small details, you’re basically a professional!

no

Y e s

it bad

No, no it isn’t! You just need some CONFIDENCE! I believe in you ♥️

I don’t understand cookie run. I look at gameplay and just sit there confused.

cute cookies plus murder

Thanks, usually when I ask people say it’s addicting and never tell me the actual answer. This is the first straightforward answer I’ve gotten.

:)

:)

today

I saw my toad, toby

flattened on the ground, face holey

I patted his head, my hand drowned in red

as I watched my toad squelch into my hand

his eyes bulged, my insides roared

nausea kicking in as my stomach folds

and toby, my toad, my beautiful toad, laid back to be flattened right there on the road

Rip Toby the Toad. I’m sorry for your loss.

was my poem good

Yes, I actually really like it. Poems are really cool because they usually have a meaning behind them. I haven’t heard one in a while though, yours is especially cool and quite creative!

it was off the top of my head

Really, I’m not very good at poems, I probably couldn’t right one off the top. I took a poetry class and let’s say I didn’t get a good grade.

WHY DID MY JAW DROP-

THATS JUST

MESSED UP-

i like writing abt dead things

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im not surprised cause ur a little emo child

emo child

right

:D

no :(

no emo?

cookie

run 

kid?

I maxe onw too

Yum

Cabin likes very much!

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Ichiro


Y e s

delinquent

;-;

Name (Nickname): Akira Akifumi

Age: ??? (Looks 21)

Gender: F

Race: White

Build: Extremely skinny

Body Type: O-

Physical Frame: broad shoulders, deformed like waist (looks as if it’s in a knot)

Height: 5’11”

Weight: 187 - Despite being unnaturally skinny

Hair: Short, straight, blue

Eyes: White, as if she were blind (She isn’t)

Habits: Smiles WAY to much.

Gestures/Mannerisms - Small

Demeanor/Carriage/Gait: Suspicious, eerie, unnerving

Voice: Speaks in very broken English

Style: Her style is what one would describe as “Homeless dude off the street who hasn’t showered in 25 years”

Clothing: Tattered t-shirt with many bandages underneath, dark blue stained pants.

Loves/Favorites: Meat, nature

Hates: Pineapples (Her skin is way weaker than a humans, so pineapple can burn her.), people

Hobbies: Walk/Hike, Stargaze

Talents/Skills: Running, Killing, tearing

Hopes/Dreams: None.

Fears/Nightmares: Pineapple, and the public

Best Quality: Takes care of the nature around her to her best ability.

Greatest Flaw: She scares others very easily.

Character Strengths: Athletic, slightly strong

Quirks: Creepy

How does the character picture himself/herself? She thinks of herself as a weakling.

How do others see him/her? Terrifying.

Most valued possession: The forest she lives in.

Current motivation: Survival

How does he/she view the future and/or the past? Regret

What is his/her philosophy on life and death? Death = Life

What kind of energy level do they usually have? Mood Swings

How does he/she show and/or handle: love, affection, grief, pain, anger, sadness, conflict, change, loss? She kills and goes on an emotional craze.

Does he/she have a temper? Yes, Definitely, Absolutely.

How does he/she respond to the surrounding world, the ‘unfamiliar,’ and other people in general? Judgmental and kinda scared

Polite or rude? A mix of both, more on the rude side.

Stingy or generous? Mostly generous

What kind of ‘public’ face does he/she display? Put up a front

Leader or a follower? Either or.

More happy by themselves or in a group? By herself.

Does he/she have any addictions/dependencies/fixations/fetishes/ or other strange behavior? No

Setting: 2021, in a unlocated forest.

Occupation: None

Educational background/other learning experiences: None

Intelligence Level: Acts as if 86, actually is 107.

Family: ??? (Raised till 8 then abandoned.

Friends: None - yet

Backstory: ???

Physical Strength: Little, a bit above average.

Coordination/Reflexes: Very good.

Fighting Style: Wild, almost serial killer like.

Unusual Abilities/Powers: None…?

Weapons/Other Gear: Sometimes uses objects around her.

Sorry if this is inconsistent or bad, mad this on the spot.

I fuckimg hate motidications so fucking much leave me alsone to play my gaked why fo you do this to me i haven't done anything i dont deserve this /j 

#Gotmylifethreatenedbyacrackheadandnowimscaredpleasehelpme

today i laid in my bed 

it was fun cause it was quiet

and I didn't cry

cool-

looki

cool its pure vanila

yeah

my friend is making me draw them

pure vanilla is not as cool as pancake

i prefer creme puff

Chopped?

yes

How are you feeling?

ok

Well it’s better then bad! I hope you get better, if there is anything I can help with, I’m here.

Hashtag gamer moment 

for the past four days i have survived off of nothing but cherry halls and water 

God can kiss my ass and bow before me

Im takin over this playpark 

I also had popcorn and French fries yesterday but thats besides the point.

🌸

Pᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟ

🌸

Cʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ Nᴀᴍᴇ ; Angelina Nizra Qurran

Pʀᴏɴᴜɴᴄɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ; Angel-ina neez-ra quar-ran

Sᴘᴇᴄɪᴇs ; elf

Gᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ; Female (she/her)

Aɢᴇ ; 18

Bɪʀᴛʜ Dᴀᴛᴇ ; 8/9/2003

Oᴄᴄᴜᴘᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ; student/gardener

Aᴄᴄᴇɴᴛ ; english

Zᴏᴅɪᴀᴄ ; leo

Hᴏʙʙɪᴇs ; planting,drawing,making music

Hᴀʙɪᴛ﹙s﹚ ; playing with her ears

Aᴅᴅɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ﹙s﹚ ; none

Pʜᴏʙɪᴀ﹙s﹚ ; snakes

🌸

Lᴏᴠᴇ Lɪғᴇ

🌸

Sᴇxᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ; Lesbian

Pᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ; none 

Pʀᴇғᴇʀʀᴇᴅ Pᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ ; none

Pᴀsᴛ Lᴏᴠᴇʀs ; 1 but we don't talk ab her..

🌸

Rᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘs

🌸

Pᴀʀᴇɴᴛs ; ERrOr

Sɪʙʟɪɴɢs ; erRoR

Cʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ; none 

Fʀɪᴇɴᴅs ; a rabbit and a chipmunk (they help her garden)

🌸

Hᴇɪɢʜᴛ ; 5'4

Eʏᴇs Cᴏʟᴏᴜʀ ;blue

Hᴀɪʀ Cᴏʟᴏᴜʀ ; pink

Sᴋɪɴ ; dark-tan

Cʟᴏᴛʜᴇs ; normally wears dresses

🌸

Aʙsᴛʀᴀᴄᴛ

🌸

Lɪᴋᴇs ; the sky at afternoon time,music,taking long walks at night

Lᴏᴠᴇs ; going to the city to find some room decor, petting random animals, gardening

Sᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ Aᴛ ; painting,cooking,gardening,running in heels

Pᴏsɪᴛɪᴠᴇ Aᴛᴛʀɪʙᴜᴛᴇ ; nice,shy, environmentally friendly

Dɪsʟɪᴋᴇs ;snakes,the colour bright orange,not being prepared

Hᴀᴛᴇs ;rlly hot weather,loud noises,when she can't find things

Nᴇɢᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ Aᴛᴛʀɪʙᴜᴛᴇ ; can be violent when mad

🌸

Exᴛʀᴀ

🌸

Pɪᴇʀᴄɪɴɢ﹙s﹚ ; none

Tᴀᴛᴛᴏᴏ﹙s﹚ ; none 

Sᴄᴀʀs Oʀ Aɴʏ Pᴀsᴛ Iɴᴊᴜʀɪᴇs ; one on her leg from a gardening accident

Pᴇᴛ﹙s﹚ ; a chipmunk and a rabbit (and a couple more) but she doesn't think of them as pets more of friends

Pᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ ; sweet,caring,violent,nice,quiet when you first meet her

Pᴀsᴛ ; ErOrr

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Lovely picrew.

Ty, would you like the link?

sure

https://picrew.me/image_maker/69653

PRETTY

Ty

Mother has returned from vacation! (And getting my phone taken away) TvT

MUMMMMMMMSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-

Hello my child :>

Mumsy do you wanna rp with meeeeeee? 

sure lol

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-

mumsyyy

TvT

I MISSED YOU

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I MISSED U TOO

MUMSYYYY

hiya

HOW R U?

I'm good wbu?

guddd

Oh, hello mother

HI MUM

HIIIIIIIIIII 

ZADDY

i mean

mummy

mommy- i mean mommy- i mean mommy- oh my god sorry i mean mommy-

SEE I KNEW U WERE SUS 

mommy

i mean

mommy-

O-O I always knew you were the sus one

im the sus child.

MUMZZZZZZZ

*smiles wide* I got a pendulum and it said me and my crush will be friends

Hush now, hide, all you little ones

Rush now, into the middle of nowhere

Singing and laughter will die

Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King

When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh

Quiet, crawl to the in-between

Silent, secretive feeling

Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies

You will bring joy to the Nowhere King

When he sees the light leaving your eyes...

Queenie look on Discord I have something to ask you! 

YESSSSSSSSSE I LOVE THAT SONG 

gaspeth you've watched centaurworlddd

YEP :>

YAYYYY Who's ur favorite character?

Glendale and that tree who kept moving its legs but I forgot it's name-

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