I'm just watching Centaurworld on Netflix and this is actually one of the best things I have ever seen... well there's some fart jokes but that's pretty much it.
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After the war I went back to New York A-after the war I went back to New York I finished up my studies and I practiced law I practiced law, Burr worked next door
Even though we started at the very same time Alexander Hamilton began to climb How to account for his rise to the top? Man, the man is non-stop
Gentlemen of the jury, I'm curious, bear with me Are you aware that we're making hist'ry? This is the first murder trial of our brand-new nation The liberty behind deliberation (Non-stop!) I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt With my assistant counsel
Co-counsel Hamilton, sit down Our client Levi Weeks is innocent Call your first witness That's all you had to say
Okay One more thing–
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? Soon that attitude may be your doom!
Why do you write like you're running out of time? Write day and night like you're running out of time? Every day you fight, like you're running out of time Keep on fighting, in the meantime- (Non-stop!)
Corruption's such an old song that we can sing Along in harmony and nowhere is it stronger Than in Albany This colony's economy's increasingly stalling and Honestly that's why he's just public service seems To be calling me (Non-stop!)
I practiced the law, I practically perfected it I've seen injustice in the world and I've corrected it Now for a strong central democracy If not, then I'll be Socrates Throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities
Hamilton, at the Constitutional Convention I was chosen for the Constitutional Convention There as a New York junior delegate Now what I'm going to say may sound indelicate
Goes and proposes his own form of government (What?) His own plan for a new form of government (What?) Talks for six hours, the convention is listless Bright young man Yo, who the eff is this?
Why do you always say what you believe? Why do you always say what you believe? Every proclamation guarantees Free ammunition for your enemies (Awww!)
Why do you write like it's going out of style? (Hey) Write day and night like it's going out of style? (Hey) Every day you fight like it's going out of style Do what you do
Alexander? Aaron Burr, sir Well, it's the middle of the night Can we confer, sir? Is this a legal matter? Yes, and it's important to me What do you need?
Burr, you're a better lawyer than me Okay I know I talk too much, I'm abrasive You're incredible in court You're succinct, persuasive My client needs a strong defense You're the solution
Who's your client? The new U.S. Constitution? No Hear me out No way! A series of essays, anonymously published Defending the document to the public
No one will read it I disagree And if it fails? Burr, that's why we need it The constitution's a mess So it needs amendments It's full of contradictions So is independence We have to start somewhere No, no way You're making a mistake
Good night Hey What are you waiting for? What do you stall for? (What?) We won the war What was it all for? Do you support this constitution? Of course Then defend it
And what if you're backing the wrong horse? Burr, we studied and we fought and we killed For the notion of a nation we now get to build For once in your life, take a stand with pride I don't understand how you stand to the side
I'll keep all my plans close to my chest (Wait for it, wait for it, wait) I'll wait here and see which way the wind will blow I'm taking my time, watching the afterbirth of a nation Watching the tension grow I am sailing off to London I am accompanied by someone who always pays I have found a wealthy husband who will Keep me in comfort for all my days He is not a lot of fun, but there's no one Who can match you for turn of phrase My Alexander Angelica Don't forget to write
Look at where you are Look at where you started The fact that you're alive is a miracle Just stay alive, that would be enough And if your wife could share a fraction of your time If I could grant you peace of mind Would that be enough?
Alexander joins forces with James Madison And John Jay to write a series of essays Defending the new United States Constitution Entitled The Federalist Papers The plan was to write a total of 25 essays The work divided evenly among the three men In the end, they wrote 85 essays In the span of six months John Jay got sick after writing five James Madison wrote 29 Hamilton wrote the other 51
How do you write like you're running out of time? (Running out of time?) Write day and night like you're running out of time? (Running out of time?) Every day you fight, like you're running out of time Like you're running out of time Are you running out of time? Awwww!
How do you write like tomorrow won't arrive? How do you write like you need it to survive? How do you write every second you're alive? Every second you're alive? Every second you're alive?
They're asking me to lead I am doing the best I can To get the people that I need I'm asking you to be my right-hand man (Treasury or State?) I know it's a lot to ask (Treasury or State?) To leave behind the world you know
Sir, do you want me to run the Treasury or State department? Treasury Let's go
Alexander I have to leave Alexander– Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now Helpless
They are asking me to lead Look around, isn't this enough? He never will be satisfied (What would be enough) He will never be satisfied (To be satisfied) Satisfied, satisfied
History has its eyes on you (Look around) Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? (Non-stop)
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? (Non-stop) Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? (History has its eyes) Why do you fight like you're running out of time? (Non-stop) Why do you fight like
History has its eyes on you I am not throwin' away my shot (Just you wait) I am not throwin' away my shot (Just you wait) I am Alexander Hamilton Hamilton, just you wait I am not throwin' away my shot
How does the bastard orphan Immigrant decorated war vet Unite the colonies through more debt? Fight the other founding fathers til he has to forfeit? Have it all, lose it all You ready for more yet?
Treasury Secretary. Washington's the President Ev'ry American experiment sets a precedent Not so fast. Someone came along to resist him Pissed him off until we had a two-party system
You haven't met him yet, you haven't had the chance ‘cause he's been kickin' ass as the ambassador to France But someone's gotta keep the American promise You simply must meet Thomas. Thomas!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home! Thomas Jefferson's coming home! Thomas Jefferson's coming home! Thomas Jefferson's coming home! Thomas Jefferson's coming home Lord he's Been off in Paris for so long! Aaa-ooo! Aaa-ooo!
France is following us to revolution There is no more status quo But the sun comes up and the world still spins
Aaa-ooo!
I helped Lafayette draft a declaration Then I said, ‘I gotta go, I gotta be in Monticello.' Now the work at home begins...
Aaa-ooo!
So what'd I miss? What'd I miss? Virginia, my home sweet home, I wanna give you a kiss I've been in Paris meeting lots of different ladies... I guess I basic'lly missed the late eighties... I traveled the wide, wide world and came back to this...
Aaa-ooo!
There's a letter on my desk from the President Haven't even put my bags down yet Sally be a lamb, darlin', won'tcha open it? It says the President's assembling a cabinet And that I am to be the Secretary of State, great! And that I'm already Senate-approved... I just got home and now I'm headed up to New York
Headin' to New York! Headin' to New York!
Lookin' at the rolling fields I can't believe that we are free Ready to face whatever's awaiting me in N.Y.C.
But who's waitin' for me when I step in the place? My friend James Madison, red in the face He grabs my arm and I respond "What's goin' on?"(Aaa-ooo!)
Thomas, we are engaged in a battle for our nation's very soul Can you get us out of the mess we're in?(Aaa-ooo!) Hamilton's new financial plan is nothing less than government control I've been fighting for the South alone Where have you been?(Aaa-ooo!)
Uh...France.
We have to win
What'd I miss?(Wha? Wha? What'd I miss?) What'd I miss?(I've come home to this?) Headfirst into a political abyss!(Headfirst, into the abyss!) I have my first cabinet meeting today(Chik-a-pow!) I guess I better think of something to say I'm already on my way Let's get to the bottom of this(What did I miss?)
Ahhh ah!
Mr. Jefferson, welcome home
Mr. Jefferson? Alexander Hamilton
Mr. Jefferson, welcome home Mr. Jefferson, welcome home Sir, you've been off in Paris for so long!
Ladies and gentlemen, you could have been anywhere in the world tonight But you're here with us in New York City Are you ready for a cabinet meeting, huh?
The issue on the table, Secretary Hamilton's plan to assume state debt and establish a national bank Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir
Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness We fought for these ideals, we shouldn't settle for less These are wise words, enterprising men quote 'em Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I wrote 'em (ow)
But Hamilton forgets His plan would have the government assume state's debts Now, place your bets as to who that benefits The very seat of government where Hamilton sits
Oh, if the shoe fits, wear it If New York's in debt, why should Virginia bear it? Uh, our debts are paid, I'm afraid Don't tax the South 'cause we got it made in the shade In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground We create, you just wanna move our money around This financial plan is an outrageous demand And it's too many damn pages for any man to understand Stand with me in the land of the free and pray to God we never see Hamilton's candidacy Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky Imagine what gon' happen when you try to tax our whisky
Thank you, Secretary Jefferson Secretary Hamilton, your response
Thomas, that was a real nice declaration Welcome to the present, we're running a real nation Would you like to join us, or stay mellow Doin' whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello? If we assume the debts, the union gets new line of credit, a financial diuretic How do you not get it, if we're aggressive and competitive The union gets a boost, you'd rather give it a sedative? A civics lesson from a slaver, hey neighbor Your debts are paid 'cause you don't pay for labor "We plant seeds in the South. We create." Yeah, keep ranting We know who's really doing the planting And another thing, Mr. Age of Enlightenment Don't lecture me about the war, you didn't fight in it You think I'm frightened of you, man? We almost died in a trench While you were off getting high with the French Thomas Jefferson, always hesitant with the President Reticent there isn't a plan he doesn't jettison Madison, you're mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in Sittin' there useless as two shits Hey, turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits
Excuse me, Madison, Jefferson, take a walk Hamilton, take a walk, we're gonna reconvene after a brief recess, Hamilton
Sir
A word
You don't have the votes (you don't have the votes)
Aha-ha-ha ha
You're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder
Why he even brings the thunder
You wanna pull yourself together?
I'm sorry, these Virginians are birds of a feather
Young man, I'm from Virginia, so watch your mouth
So we let Congress get held hostage by the South?
You need the votes
No, we need bold strokes, we need this plan (no, you need to convince more folks)
James Madison won't talk to me, that's a nonstarter
Ah, winning was easy, young man, governing's harder
They're being intransigent
You have to find a compromise
But they don't have a plan, they just hate mine (convince them otherwise)
And what happens if I don't get congressional approval?
I imagine they'll call for your removal
Sir
Figure it out, Alexander, that's an order from your commander
Un deux trois quatre Cinq six sept huit neuf (Un deux trois quatre) (Cinq six sept huit neuf) Good! Un deux trois quatre Cinq six sept huit neuf (Un deux trois quatre) (Cinq six sept huit neuf) Sept huit neuf (Sept huit neuf) Sept huit neuf (Sept huit neuf)
One two three four five six seven eight nine!
My dearest, Angelica "Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace from day to day" I trust you'll understand the reference to Another Scottish tragedy without my having to name the play They think me Macbeth, and ambition is my folly I'm a polymath, a pain in the ass, a massive pain Madison is Banquo, Jefferson's Macduff And Birnam Wood is Congress on its way to Dunsinane
And there you are, an ocean away Do you have to live an ocean away? Thoughts of you subside Then I get another letter And I cannot put the notion away…
Take a break
I am on my way
There's a little surprise before supper And it cannot wait
I'll be there in just a minute, save my plate
Alexander
Okay, okay
Your son is nine years old today He has something he'd like to say He's been practicing all day Philip, take it away
Daddy, daddy, look My name is Philip I am a poet I wrote this poem just to show it And I just turned nine You can write rhymes But you can't write mine (What!) I practice French And play piano with my mother (Uh-huh!) I have a sister, but I want a little brother (Okay!) My daddy's trying to start America's bank Un deux trois quatre cinq! (Bravo!)
Take a break
Hey, our kid is pretty great
Run away with us for the summer Let's go upstate
Eliza, I've got so much on my plate
We can all go stay with my father There's a lake I know…
I know
In a nearby park
I'd love to go
You and I can go when the night gets dark…
I will try to get away
My dearest Alexander You must get through to Jefferson Sit down with him and compromise Don't stop 'til you agree Your fav'rite older sister Angelica, reminds you There's someone in your corner all the way across the sea
In a letter I received from you two weeks ago I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase It changed the meaning. Did you intend this? One stroke and you've consumed my waking days It says:
"My dearest Angelica"
With a comma after "dearest" You've written
"My dearest, Angelica."
Anyway, all this to say I'm coming home this summer At my sister's invitation I'll be there with your fam'ly If you make your way upstate I know you're very busy I know your work's important But I'm crossing the ocean and I just can't wait
You won't be an ocean away You will only be a moment away…
Alexander, come downstairs Angelica's arriving today!
Angelica!
Eliza!
The Schuyler sisters!
Alexander
Hi
It's good to see your face
Angelica, tell this man John Adams spends the summer with his family
Angelica, tell my wife John Adams doesn't have a real job anyway
…you're not joining us? Wait
I'm afraid I cannot join you upstate
Alexander, I came all this way
She came all this way
All this way
Take a break
You know I have to get my plan through Congress
Run away with us for the summer Let's go upstate
I lose my job if we don't get this plan through Congress
We can all go stay with our father
There's a lake I know (I know I'll miss your face) In a nearby park (Screw your courage to the sticking place) You and I can go (Eliza's right) Take a break and get away (Take a break) (Run away with us for the summer) Let's go upstate (Let's go upstate) Where we can stay (We can all go stay with our father) (If you take your time) Look around, look around (You will make your mark) At how lucky we are to be alive right now (Close your eyes and dream) We can go When the night gets dark (When the night gets dark) Take a break (Take a break)
I have to get my plan through Congress I can't stop until I get this plan through Congress
There's nothing like summer in the city Someone under stress meets someone looking pretty There's trouble in the air, you can smell it And Alexander's by himself I'll let him tell it
I hadn't slept in a week I was weak, I was awake You've never seen a bastard orphan More in need of a break Longing for Angelica Missing my wife That's when Miss Maria Reynolds walked into my life She said
I know you are a man of honor I'm so sorry to bother you at home But I don't know where to go And I came here all alone
She said
My husband's doin' me wrong Beatin' me, cheatin' me, mistreatin' me Suddenly he's up and gone I don't have the means to go on
So I offered her a loan I offered to walk her home, she said (You're too kind, sir) I gave her thirty bucks that I had socked away She lived a block away, she said (This one's mine, sir)
Then I said, "Well, I should head back home" She turned red, she led me to her bed Let her legs spread and said (Stay?) Hey... (Hey) That's when I began to pray:
Lord, show me how to say no to this I don't know how to say no to this But my God, she looks so helpless And her body's saying, "hell, yes"
No, show me how to say no to this (Whoa) I don't know how to say no to this In my mind, I'm trynna go (Go, go, go!) Then her mouth is on mine, and I don't say (No! No!)
Say no to this! No! No! Say no to this! No! No! Say no to this! No! No! Say no to this!
I wish I could say that was the last time I said that last time, it became a pastime A month into this endeavor I received a letter from a Mr. James Reynolds Even better, it said
Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth In the pockets of people like me Down on their luck You see, that was my wife who you decided to
Fu—
Uh-oh! You made the wrong sucker a cuckold So time to pay the piper for the pants you unbuckled And hey, you can keep seein' my whore wife If the price is right If not, I'm telling your wife
I hid the letter and I raced to her place Screamed "How could you?" in her face She said (No, sir!) Half dressed, apologetic A mess, she looked pathetic She cried (Please don't go, sir!)
So was your whole story a setup? (I don't know about any letter!) Stop crying goddamnit, get up! (I didn't know any better!) I am ruined (Please don't leave me with him) I am helpless (I am helpless) How could I do this?
Just give him what he wants and you can have me (I don't want you) Whatever you want (I don't want you) If you pay you can stay (I don't-)
Lord, show me how to say no to this (Tonight) I don't know how to say no to this But the situation's helpless (Helpless) And her body's screaming "hell, yes"
No, show me how to say no to this! (Whoa!) How can I say no to this? There is nowhere I can go (Go, go, go!) When her body's on mine I do not say (No!)
Yes! Yes... (Say no to this) (No!) Yes! Yes... (Say no to this) (No!) Yes! Yes... (Say no to this) (No!) Yes! Yes! (Say no to this!)
Say no to this, I don't say no to this There is nowhere I can go (Go, go, go)
Vivienne was sitting in an armchair across from Flicker, knees to her chest as she squirmed nervously, picking at the chair and looking away from Flicker
"Just...what we talked about, Ok? J-Just to help with my anxiety-"
He also shames me for being gay and turn around and use gay as an umbrella term.. also he supports billy eyelash and likes riverdale and says he's emo for wearing black and beanies so..
British Admiral Howe's got troops on the water Thirty-two thousand troops in New York Harbor Thirty-two thousand troops in New York Harbor When they surround our troops They surround our troops When they surround our troops
As a kid in the Caribbean I wished for a war I knew that I was poor; I knew it was the only way to Rise up If they tell my story I am either gonna die on the battlefield in glory or Rise up I will fight for this land, but there's only one man Who can give us a command, so we can Rise up Understand, it's the only way to Rise up Rise up Here he comes
Here comes the general! Ladies and gentlemen! Here comes the general! The moment you've been waiting for! Here comes the general! The Pride of Mount Vernon! Here comes the general! George Washington!
We are out-gunned (What!) Out-manned (What!) Out-numbered, out-planned (Boom, boom, boom; boom, boom!) We gotta make an all-out stand Hey yo, I'm gonna need a right-hand man (Boom, boom, boom; boom, boom!)
Check it — Can I be real a second? For just a millisecond? Let down my guard and tell the people how I feel a second? Now I'm the model of a modern major general The venerated Virginian veteran whose men are all Lining up to put me up on a pedestal, writing letters to relatives Embellishing my elegance and eloquence But the elephant is in the room The truth is in your face When you hear the British cannons go Boom!
Any hope of success is fleeting How can I keep leading when the people I'm leading keep retreating? We put a stop to the bleeding as the British take Brooklyn Knight takes rook, but look
We are out-gunned (What!) Out-manned (What!) Out-numbered, out-planned! (Boom, boom, boom; boom, boom) We gotta make an all-out stand Hey yo, I'm gonna need a right-hand man (Boom, boom, boom; boom, boom) Incoming!
They're battering down the Battery, check the damages (Brrah!) We gotta stop 'em and rob 'em of their advantages (Brrah!) Let's take a stand with the stamina God has granted us Hamilton won't abandon ship; yo, let's steal their cannons!
Goes the cannon, watch the blood and the shit spray, and (Boom!) Goes the cannon, we're abandoning Kips Bay, and (Boom!) There's another ship, and (Boom!) We just lost the southern tip, and (Boom!) We gotta run to Harlem quick; we can't afford another slip
Guns and horses giddy up I decide to divvy up my forces They're skittish as the British cut the city up This close to giving up, facing mad scrutiny I scream in the face of this mass mutiny: "Are these the men with which I am to defend America?" We ride at midnight, Manhattan in the distance I cannot be everywhere at once, people! I'm in dire need of assistance
Your Excellency, sir
Who are you?
Aaron Burr, sir Permission to state my case?
As you were
Sir, I was a captain under General Montgomery Until he caught a bullet in the neck in Quebec, and well, in summary: I think that I could be of some assistance
I admire how you keep firing on the British from a distance
Huh
I have some questions, a couple of suggestions
On how to fight instead of fleeing west
Yes?
Well —
Your Excellency? You wanted to see me?
Hamilton, come in. Have you met Burr?
Yes, sir! We keep meeting...
As I was saying, sir I look forward to seeing your strategy play out —
Burr?
Sir?
Close the door on your way out
Have I done something wrong, sir?
On the contrary I called you here because our odds are beyond scary Your reputation precedes you, but I have to laugh —
Sir?
Hamilton, how come no one can get you on their staff?
Sir!
Don't get me wrong; you're a young man of great renown I know you stole British cannons when we were still downtown Nathanael Greene and Henry Knox wanted to hire you —
Yeah, to be their secretary! I don't think so.
Now why are you upset?
I'm not?
It's all right you want to fight: you've got a hunger I was just like you when I was younger Head full of fantasies of dying like a martyr
Yes
Dying is easy, young man; living is harder
Why are you telling me this?
I'm being honest I'm working with a third of what our Congress has promised We are a powder keg about to explode I need someone like you to lighten the load
So?
I am not throwing away my shot I am not throwing away my shot Hey yo, I'm just like my country I'm young, scrappy, and hungry I am not throwing away my shot Son, we are out-gunned, out-manned! You need all the help you can get, I have some friends: Laurens, Mulligan, Marquis de Lafayette! Okay, what else? Outnumbered, outplanned! We'll need some spies on the inside Some king's men who might let some things slide Boom! I'll write to Congress and tell them we need supplies You rally the guys, master the element of surprise Chick-a-boom! I'll rise above my station, organize your information 'Til we rise to the occasion of our new nation, sir! Here comes the general! Rise up! What! Here comes the general! Rise up! What! Here comes the general! Rise up! What! Here comes the general! What! And his right-hand man! Boom!
dyk that calling someone a “bird brain” isn’t really much of an insult. Birds have quite a high IQ especially ones from Corvus genus such as Ravens, Crows etc. so if someone calls you bird brain take it as a compliment.
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Anyone wanna rp?
PLEASE
THATS MY MOM
BUT FIGHTING WITH ME
BWWHHAHAAHHAHA
lmaoo
I'm just watching Centaurworld on Netflix and this is actually one of the best things I have ever seen... well there's some fart jokes but that's pretty much it.
I kinda look like the hampter meme 🚶🏾
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After the war I went back to New York
A-after the war I went back to New York
I finished up my studies and I practiced law
I practiced law, Burr worked next door
Even though we started at the very same time
Alexander Hamilton began to climb
How to account for his rise to the top?
Man, the man is non-stop
Gentlemen of the jury, I'm curious, bear with me
Are you aware that we're making hist'ry?
This is the first murder trial of our brand-new nation
The liberty behind deliberation (Non-stop!)
I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt
With my assistant counsel
Co-counsel
Hamilton, sit down
Our client Levi Weeks is innocent
Call your first witness
That's all you had to say
Okay
One more thing–
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Soon that attitude may be your doom!
Why do you write like you're running out of time?
Write day and night like you're running out of time?
Every day you fight, like you're running out of time
Keep on fighting, in the meantime-
(Non-stop!)
Corruption's such an old song that we can sing
Along in harmony and nowhere is it stronger
Than in Albany
This colony's economy's increasingly stalling and
Honestly that's why he's just public service seems
To be calling me (Non-stop!)
I practiced the law, I practically perfected it
I've seen injustice in the world and I've corrected it
Now for a strong central democracy
If not, then I'll be Socrates
Throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities
Hamilton, at the Constitutional Convention
I was chosen for the Constitutional Convention
There as a New York junior delegate
Now what I'm going to say may sound indelicate
Goes and proposes his own form of government (What?)
His own plan for a new form of government (What?)
Talks for six hours, the convention is listless
Bright young man
Yo, who the eff is this?
Why do you always say what you believe?
Why do you always say what you believe?
Every proclamation guarantees
Free ammunition for your enemies (Awww!)
Why do you write like it's going out of style? (Hey)
Write day and night like it's going out of style? (Hey)
Every day you fight like it's going out of style
Do what you do
Alexander?
Aaron Burr, sir
Well, it's the middle of the night
Can we confer, sir?
Is this a legal matter?
Yes, and it's important to me
What do you need?
Burr, you're a better lawyer than me
Okay
I know I talk too much, I'm abrasive
You're incredible in court
You're succinct, persuasive
My client needs a strong defense
You're the solution
Who's your client?
The new U.S. Constitution?
No
Hear me out
No way!
A series of essays, anonymously published
Defending the document to the public
No one will read it
I disagree
And if it fails?
Burr, that's why we need it
The constitution's a mess
So it needs amendments
It's full of contradictions
So is independence
We have to start somewhere
No, no way
You're making a mistake
Good night
Hey
What are you waiting for?
What do you stall for? (What?)
We won the war
What was it all for?
Do you support this constitution?
Of course
Then defend it
And what if you're backing the wrong horse?
Burr, we studied and we fought and we killed
For the notion of a nation we now get to build
For once in your life, take a stand with pride
I don't understand how you stand to the side
I'll keep all my plans close to my chest
(Wait for it, wait for it, wait)
I'll wait here and see which way the wind will blow
I'm taking my time, watching the afterbirth of a nation
Watching the tension grow
I am sailing off to London
I am accompanied by someone who always pays
I have found a wealthy husband who will
Keep me in comfort for all my days
He is not a lot of fun, but there's no one
Who can match you for turn of phrase
My Alexander
Angelica
Don't forget to write
Look at where you are
Look at where you started
The fact that you're alive is a miracle
Just stay alive, that would be enough
And if your wife could share a fraction of your time
If I could grant you peace of mind
Would that be enough?
Alexander joins forces with James Madison
And John Jay to write a series of essays
Defending the new United States Constitution
Entitled The Federalist Papers
The plan was to write a total of 25 essays
The work divided evenly among the three men
In the end, they wrote 85 essays
In the span of six months
John Jay got sick after writing five
James Madison wrote 29
Hamilton wrote the other 51
How do you write like you're running out of time? (Running out of time?)
Write day and night like you're running out of time? (Running out of time?)
Every day you fight, like you're running out of time
Like you're running out of time
Are you running out of time? Awwww!
How do you write like tomorrow won't arrive?
How do you write like you need it to survive?
How do you write every second you're alive?
Every second you're alive? Every second you're alive?
They're asking me to lead
I am doing the best I can
To get the people that I need
I'm asking you to be my right-hand man (Treasury or State?)
I know it's a lot to ask (Treasury or State?)
To leave behind the world you know
Sir, do you want me to run the Treasury or State department?
Treasury
Let's go
Alexander
I have to leave
Alexander–
Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now
Helpless
They are asking me to lead
Look around, isn't this enough?
He never will be satisfied (What would be enough)
He will never be satisfied (To be satisfied)
Satisfied, satisfied
History has its eyes on you (Look around)
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? (Non-stop)
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? (Non-stop)
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? (History has its eyes)
Why do you fight like you're running out of time? (Non-stop)
Why do you fight like
History has its eyes on you
I am not throwin' away my shot (Just you wait)
I am not throwin' away my shot (Just you wait)
I am Alexander Hamilton
Hamilton, just you wait
I am not throwin' away my shot
Seventeen. Se- se- seventeen...
Se- se- seventeen...
1789
How does the bastard orphan
Immigrant decorated war vet
Unite the colonies through more debt?
Fight the other founding fathers til he has to forfeit?
Have it all, lose it all
You ready for more yet?
Treasury Secretary. Washington's the President
Ev'ry American experiment sets a precedent
Not so fast. Someone came along to resist him
Pissed him off until we had a two-party system
You haven't met him yet, you haven't had the chance
‘cause he's been kickin' ass as the ambassador to France
But someone's gotta keep the American promise
You simply must meet Thomas. Thomas!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home Lord he's
Been off in Paris for so long!
Aaa-ooo!
Aaa-ooo!
France is following us to revolution
There is no more status quo
But the sun comes up and the world still spins
Aaa-ooo!
I helped Lafayette draft a declaration
Then I said, ‘I gotta go, I gotta be in Monticello.' Now the work at home begins...
Aaa-ooo!
So what'd I miss?
What'd I miss?
Virginia, my home sweet home, I wanna give you a kiss
I've been in Paris meeting lots of different ladies...
I guess I basic'lly missed the late eighties...
I traveled the wide, wide world and came back to this...
Aaa-ooo!
There's a letter on my desk from the President
Haven't even put my bags down yet
Sally be a lamb, darlin', won'tcha open it?
It says the President's assembling a cabinet
And that I am to be the Secretary of State, great!
And that I'm already Senate-approved...
I just got home and now I'm headed up to New York
Headin' to New York!
Headin' to New York!
Lookin' at the rolling fields
I can't believe that we are free
Ready to face whatever's awaiting me in N.Y.C.
But who's waitin' for me when I step in the place?
My friend James Madison, red in the face
He grabs my arm and I respond
"What's goin' on?"(Aaa-ooo!)
Thomas, we are engaged in a battle for our nation's very soul
Can you get us out of the mess we're in?(Aaa-ooo!)
Hamilton's new financial plan is nothing less than government control
I've been fighting for the South alone
Where have you been?(Aaa-ooo!)
Uh...France.
We have to win
What'd I miss?(Wha? Wha? What'd I miss?)
What'd I miss?(I've come home to this?)
Headfirst into a political abyss!(Headfirst, into the abyss!)
I have my first cabinet meeting today(Chik-a-pow!)
I guess I better think of something to say
I'm already on my way
Let's get to the bottom of this(What did I miss?)
Ahhh ah!
Mr. Jefferson, welcome home
Mr. Jefferson? Alexander Hamilton
Mr. Jefferson, welcome home Mr. Jefferson, welcome home Sir, you've been off in Paris for so long!
So what did I miss?
Ladies and gentlemen, you could have been anywhere in the world tonight
But you're here with us in New York City
Are you ready for a cabinet meeting, huh?
The issue on the table, Secretary Hamilton's plan to assume state debt and establish a national bank
Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir
Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
We fought for these ideals, we shouldn't settle for less
These are wise words, enterprising men quote 'em
Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I wrote 'em (ow)
But Hamilton forgets
His plan would have the government assume state's debts
Now, place your bets as to who that benefits
The very seat of government where Hamilton sits
Oh, if the shoe fits, wear it
If New York's in debt, why should Virginia bear it?
Uh, our debts are paid, I'm afraid
Don't tax the South 'cause we got it made in the shade
In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground
We create, you just wanna move our money around
This financial plan is an outrageous demand
And it's too many damn pages for any man to understand
Stand with me in the land of the free and pray to God we never see Hamilton's candidacy
Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky
Imagine what gon' happen when you try to tax our whisky
Thank you, Secretary Jefferson
Secretary Hamilton, your response
Thomas, that was a real nice declaration
Welcome to the present, we're running a real nation
Would you like to join us, or stay mellow
Doin' whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello?
If we assume the debts, the union gets new line of credit, a financial diuretic
How do you not get it, if we're aggressive and competitive
The union gets a boost, you'd rather give it a sedative?
A civics lesson from a slaver, hey neighbor
Your debts are paid 'cause you don't pay for labor
"We plant seeds in the South. We create." Yeah, keep ranting
We know who's really doing the planting
And another thing, Mr. Age of Enlightenment
Don't lecture me about the war, you didn't fight in it
You think I'm frightened of you, man?
We almost died in a trench
While you were off getting high with the French
Thomas Jefferson, always hesitant with the President
Reticent there isn't a plan he doesn't jettison
Madison, you're mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine
Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in
Sittin' there useless as two shits
Hey, turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits
Excuse me, Madison, Jefferson, take a walk
Hamilton, take a walk, we're gonna reconvene after a brief recess, Hamilton
Sir
A word
You don't have the votes (you don't have the votes)
Aha-ha-ha ha
You're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes
Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder
Why he even brings the thunder
You wanna pull yourself together?
I'm sorry, these Virginians are birds of a feather
Young man, I'm from Virginia, so watch your mouth
So we let Congress get held hostage by the South?
You need the votes
No, we need bold strokes, we need this plan (no, you need to convince more folks)
James Madison won't talk to me, that's a nonstarter
Ah, winning was easy, young man, governing's harder
They're being intransigent
You have to find a compromise
But they don't have a plan, they just hate mine (convince them otherwise)
And what happens if I don't get congressional approval?
I imagine they'll call for your removal
Sir
Figure it out, Alexander, that's an order from your commander
Un deux trois quatre
Cinq six sept huit neuf (Un deux trois quatre)
(Cinq six sept huit neuf)
Good! Un deux trois quatre
Cinq six sept huit neuf (Un deux trois quatre)
(Cinq six sept huit neuf)
Sept huit neuf
(Sept huit neuf)
Sept huit neuf
(Sept huit neuf)
One two three four five six seven eight nine!
My dearest, Angelica
"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day"
I trust you'll understand the reference to
Another Scottish tragedy without my having to name the play
They think me Macbeth, and ambition is my folly
I'm a polymath, a pain in the ass, a massive pain
Madison is Banquo, Jefferson's Macduff
And Birnam Wood is Congress on its way to Dunsinane
And there you are, an ocean away
Do you have to live an ocean away?
Thoughts of you subside
Then I get another letter
And I cannot put the notion away…
Take a break
I am on my way
There's a little surprise before supper
And it cannot wait
I'll be there in just a minute, save my plate
Alexander
Okay, okay
Your son is nine years old today
He has something he'd like to say
He's been practicing all day
Philip, take it away
Daddy, daddy, look
My name is Philip
I am a poet
I wrote this poem just to show it
And I just turned nine
You can write rhymes
But you can't write mine
(What!)
I practice French
And play piano with my mother
(Uh-huh!)
I have a sister, but I want a little brother
(Okay!)
My daddy's trying to start America's bank
Un deux trois quatre cinq!
(Bravo!)
Take a break
Hey, our kid is pretty great
Run away with us for the summer
Let's go upstate
Eliza, I've got so much on my plate
We can all go stay with my father
There's a lake I know…
I know
In a nearby park
I'd love to go
You and I can go when the night gets dark…
I will try to get away
My dearest Alexander
You must get through to Jefferson
Sit down with him and compromise
Don't stop 'til you agree
Your fav'rite older sister
Angelica, reminds you
There's someone in your corner all the way across the sea
In a letter I received from you two weeks ago
I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase
It changed the meaning. Did you intend this?
One stroke and you've consumed my waking days
It says:
"My dearest Angelica"
With a comma after "dearest"
You've written
"My dearest, Angelica."
Anyway, all this to say
I'm coming home this summer
At my sister's invitation
I'll be there with your fam'ly
If you make your way upstate
I know you're very busy
I know your work's important
But I'm crossing the ocean and I just can't wait
You won't be an ocean away
You will only be a moment away…
Alexander, come downstairs
Angelica's arriving today!
Angelica!
Eliza!
The Schuyler sisters!
Alexander
Hi
It's good to see your face
Angelica, tell this man John Adams spends the summer with his family
Angelica, tell my wife John Adams doesn't have a real job anyway
…you're not joining us? Wait
I'm afraid I cannot join you upstate
Alexander, I came all this way
She came all this way
All this way
Take a break
You know I have to get my plan through Congress
Run away with us for the summer
Let's go upstate
I lose my job if we don't get this plan through Congress
We can all go stay with our father
There's a lake I know
(I know I'll miss your face)
In a nearby park
(Screw your courage to the sticking place)
You and I can go
(Eliza's right)
Take a break and get away (Take a break)
(Run away with us for the summer)
Let's go upstate (Let's go upstate)
Where we can stay
(We can all go stay with our father)
(If you take your time)
Look around, look around
(You will make your mark)
At how lucky we are to be alive right now
(Close your eyes and dream)
We can go
When the night gets dark (When the night gets dark)
Take a break (Take a break)
I have to get my plan through Congress
I can't stop until I get this plan through Congress
(Do you wanna rp?)
There's nothing like summer in the city
Someone under stress meets someone looking pretty
There's trouble in the air, you can smell it
And Alexander's by himself
I'll let him tell it
I hadn't slept in a week
I was weak, I was awake
You've never seen a bastard orphan
More in need of a break
Longing for Angelica
Missing my wife
That's when Miss Maria Reynolds walked into my life
She said
I know you are a man of honor
I'm so sorry to bother you at home
But I don't know where to go
And I came here all alone
She said
My husband's doin' me wrong
Beatin' me, cheatin' me, mistreatin' me
Suddenly he's up and gone
I don't have the means to go on
So I offered her a loan
I offered to walk her home, she said
(You're too kind, sir)
I gave her thirty bucks that I had socked away
She lived a block away, she said
(This one's mine, sir)
Then I said, "Well, I should head back home"
She turned red, she led me to her bed
Let her legs spread and said
(Stay?)
Hey...
(Hey)
That's when I began to pray:
Lord, show me how to say no to this
I don't know how to say no to this
But my God, she looks so helpless
And her body's saying, "hell, yes"
No, show me how to say no to this (Whoa)
I don't know how to say no to this
In my mind, I'm trynna go (Go, go, go!)
Then her mouth is on mine, and I don't say (No! No!)
Say no to this!
No! No!
Say no to this!
No! No!
Say no to this!
No! No!
Say no to this!
I wish I could say that was the last time
I said that last time, it became a pastime
A month into this endeavor
I received a letter from a Mr. James Reynolds
Even better, it said
Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health
And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth
In the pockets of people like me
Down on their luck
You see, that was my wife who you decided to
Fu—
Uh-oh!
You made the wrong sucker a cuckold
So time to pay the piper for the pants you unbuckled
And hey, you can keep seein' my whore wife
If the price is right
If not, I'm telling your wife
I hid the letter and I raced to her place
Screamed "How could you?" in her face
She said
(No, sir!)
Half dressed, apologetic
A mess, she looked pathetic
She cried
(Please don't go, sir!)
So was your whole story a setup?
(I don't know about any letter!)
Stop crying goddamnit, get up!
(I didn't know any better!)
I am ruined
(Please don't leave me with him)
I am helpless (I am helpless)
How could I do this?
Just give him what he wants and you can have me (I don't want you)
Whatever you want (I don't want you)
If you pay you can stay (I don't-)
Lord, show me how to say no to this (Tonight)
I don't know how to say no to this
But the situation's helpless (Helpless)
And her body's screaming "hell, yes"
No, show me how to say no to this! (Whoa!)
How can I say no to this?
There is nowhere I can go (Go, go, go!)
When her body's on mine I do not say
(No!)
Yes!
Yes... (Say no to this)
(No!) Yes!
Yes... (Say no to this)
(No!) Yes!
Yes... (Say no to this)
(No!) Yes!
Yes! (Say no to this!)
Say no to this, I don't say no to this
There is nowhere I can go (Go, go, go)
So?
Nobody needs to know
(Yeah)
I hate it when people say "I didn't ask" but I think I might start saying it bc people needa keep certain things to themselves.
I didn't ask :troll:
Can you shut the fuck up this is a vent bot a joke post retard.
I didn't ask
Wow you are very dumb
I DIDN'T ASK AAAAAA
Did you ban me from talk and chill? Answer my question don't try and ignore me.
nice, buddy, keep up the good work
ty someone I have seen but never talked to
Why am I banned from talk and chill?
Ask Noah the retard
Bored.
Its 10 pm at night
I still have a fever
Im fucking freezing
Im going to take a bath and listen to the Hamilton soundtrack
Yum
Wh-
"Yum"??
its my thing
@Lawkie
F I S H B O I.
ooooooooooooo
who is you using?
owenn
that's what I figured lol-
lol
two fish bois
is anyone online rn?
No
I am not
then I guess you don't want fish boi.
thats
Righ
I don't
.....
;-;
lol
know what? funk it. i getting on here anyways.
why?
cuz my parents cant strip me of friends.
hehehehe idiots.
...*sigh*
when i was like 6- i told my mom
"I'm never dying my hair blonde! And If I do- I'll buy you you're dream car when I'm older."
....her dream car is a Mercedes 650.
It cost.
$202,550
....nat..
you screwed up.
you could prob buy a house with that
EXACTLY
I DIED MY HAIR BLONDE IN JULY
haha
get rekt
*sob*
lols
blame 6 yr old you
ill help when i get older
lol
@Lawkie-Flicker's harem of anime womenz-
oooo
flicker would certainly like this XD
Pft-Oki do you wanna start or me?
you startt
Okiiiiiii-
Vivienne was sitting in an armchair across from Flicker, knees to her chest as she squirmed nervously, picking at the chair and looking away from Flicker
"Just...what we talked about, Ok? J-Just to help with my anxiety-"
flicker: mhm
My nose bled randomly in class once… yeah. That’s-that’s cool.
anyone wanna rp?
Thats n-
Thats not correct-
That’s not accurate 🥺
thats what im SAYIN
thats gay men flaggo
yeah
Well actually its just the gay flag period but whatever
yee
bruj
can i help you
wdym
why'd you say bruh
.-.
when i say bruh i mean this
My cousin and i have swapped pronouns (sort of)
Because he's a he/him non binary person
But Im a they/them trans boy >:l
He also shames me for being gay and turn around and use gay as an umbrella term.. also he supports billy eyelash and likes riverdale and says he's emo for wearing black and beanies so..
I’ve had many near death experiences so here’s some of those:
Almost run over by a motorcycle while getting off a school bus but was luckily pulled back by a teacher/supervisor.
Almost choked on some cheese from a mozzarella stick. (No joke my face was turning purple and my sister had no idea what was happening)
Almost fell out of a window as a child and was caught by my mother. (I wasn’t the brightest of stars back then.)
Almost drowned cause I drifted to the deep end of the pool getting saved by my swim instructor.
Almost got into a car crash because another driver was being stupid.
And uh the rest are basically me repeating those mistakes and almost getting run over or choking etc.
huh
i almost fell off a clift
lolol
i also almost got hit by a car
lolol
i choked
on ice
when i was 1-
lololol
i have more stories
lol. Oh one I forgot was GLASS. I almost got killed by glass many times. Glass and me to not mix.
lol
did you know Dolly Parton entered a Dolly Parton look-alike competition and lost?
GASP-
JOLENE, JOLENE- JOLENE- JOLENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
OH IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY MANNN-
i bug my sister with that song-
lol
Hashtag gam er moment
#Gamermoment
the web browser for discord isnt working, now i have to ask my mum to download it :/
Noooooooo
:(
:((
cri
indeed
i mean-
downloading it is better
cause
its less laggy
and
ye
oh
yeah-
i have the app soooo...
FRIEND ME YOU HOE
HEY DUMBASS.
I HAVE DISCORD AT MY DADS HOUSE
NOT MY MOMS HOUSE
IM WITH MY MOM RN
SO LIKE-
I'LL DO IT NEXT WEEKEND DUMBASS
*dances a bit* I am gonna try to have a good day today 💪🏾😈
dont
I did so...
IM BOREDDD
*cries in suicide jokes*
* cries in heavily venting to my IRL friends and feeling guilt*
not the point tho-
CHOPPING WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ITS ME LAWKINS I MISSED YOUU
ive been on discord
ohhh
Karate chop (this is not related to ur name by the way) (chopping, i mean.)
what
no
my emo child
stop
i have the sandal
in my hand
lols
*SOBS*
*throws cutely at your head lolol #peeissooocute*
LEAVE ME ALONE SAYO
I had a dream ab my crush and all I rlly remember from it was him saying "there it is! You have such a pretty smile, you know that?"
So uhm yeah *blushing intestifies*
Was it like a night dream or like-did you dream it in the morning JUST like before waking up
Night dream
oh-well that dreams not gonna come true
nice.
:D
Hey imma be offline for a few days, because I’m going to Washington DC which is 8 hours away.
ok
UR SO LUCKY.
I LIVE IN A DESERT
WITH STRIPPERS
IN THE CITY.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
Luckyyy
I live in a teensy town in a temperate forest climate
And all we have are 13 year old druggies and 3 french catholic schools
ah-
my mom for high school wants to put me in a charter school
and rn im in a magnet middle school
and its already hard
CHARTER IS REALLY HARD
nat
I have no fucking idea what the shit a magnet ot charter school is
We have catholic and public schools here 🤔🤔
WHST
okay
so
here
it goes like this
from worst
to best
Public schools, Magnet schools, Charter schools, then Private schools.
CHARTER SCHOOLS ARE HARD
lucky i had gaatooors
i would like to live in florida-
YALL HAVE DISNEY
but at the same time..
i only live 4 hours away from california soo-
no, no you would not-
yes inwould
Algitagator
gatorsssssssssssssssssssss
I went on an agliagator tour when i went to miami once
It was very excitement
We wwnt on oñe of tjose whooshy boats with a fan or whatever
Oh well thats inch-
British Admiral Howe's got troops on the water
Thirty-two thousand troops in New York Harbor
Thirty-two thousand troops in New York Harbor
When they surround our troops
They surround our troops
When they surround our troops
As a kid in the Caribbean I wished for a war
I knew that I was poor; I knew it was the only way to
Rise up
If they tell my story
I am either gonna die on the battlefield in glory or
Rise up
I will fight for this land, but there's only one man
Who can give us a command, so we can
Rise up
Understand, it's the only way to
Rise up
Rise up
Here he comes
Here comes the general!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Here comes the general!
The moment you've been waiting for!
Here comes the general!
The Pride of Mount Vernon!
Here comes the general!
George Washington!
We are out-gunned
(What!)
Out-manned
(What!)
Out-numbered, out-planned
(Boom, boom, boom; boom, boom!)
We gotta make an all-out stand
Hey yo, I'm gonna need a right-hand man
(Boom, boom, boom; boom, boom!)
Check it —
Can I be real a second?
For just a millisecond?
Let down my guard and tell the people how I feel a second?
Now I'm the model of a modern major general
The venerated Virginian veteran whose men are all
Lining up to put me up on a pedestal, writing letters to relatives
Embellishing my elegance and eloquence
But the elephant is in the room
The truth is in your face
When you hear the British cannons go
Boom!
Any hope of success is fleeting
How can I keep leading when the people I'm leading keep retreating?
We put a stop to the bleeding as the British take Brooklyn
Knight takes rook, but look
We are out-gunned
(What!)
Out-manned
(What!)
Out-numbered, out-planned!
(Boom, boom, boom; boom, boom)
We gotta make an all-out stand
Hey yo, I'm gonna need a right-hand man
(Boom, boom, boom; boom, boom)
Incoming!
They're battering down the Battery, check the damages
(Brrah!)
We gotta stop 'em and rob 'em of their advantages
(Brrah!)
Let's take a stand with the stamina God has granted us
Hamilton won't abandon ship; yo, let's steal their cannons!
Goes the cannon, watch the blood and the shit spray, and
(Boom!)
Goes the cannon, we're abandoning Kips Bay, and
(Boom!)
There's another ship, and
(Boom!)
We just lost the southern tip, and
(Boom!)
We gotta run to Harlem quick; we can't afford another slip
Guns and horses giddy up
I decide to divvy up my forces
They're skittish as the British cut the city up
This close to giving up, facing mad scrutiny
I scream in the face of this mass mutiny:
"Are these the men with which I am to defend America?"
We ride at midnight, Manhattan in the distance
I cannot be everywhere at once, people!
I'm in dire need of assistance
Your Excellency, sir
Who are you?
Aaron Burr, sir
Permission to state my case?
As you were
Sir, I was a captain under General Montgomery
Until he caught a bullet in the neck in Quebec, and well, in summary:
I think that I could be of some assistance
I admire how you keep firing on the British from a distance
Huh
I have some questions, a couple of suggestions
On how to fight instead of fleeing west
Yes?
Well —
Your Excellency? You wanted to see me?
Hamilton, come in. Have you met Burr?
Yes, sir!
We keep meeting...
As I was saying, sir
I look forward to seeing your strategy play out —
Burr?
Sir?
Close the door on your way out
Have I done something wrong, sir?
On the contrary
I called you here because our odds are beyond scary
Your reputation precedes you, but I have to laugh —
Sir?
Hamilton, how come no one can get you on their staff?
Sir!
Don't get me wrong; you're a young man of great renown
I know you stole British cannons when we were still downtown
Nathanael Greene and Henry Knox wanted to hire you —
Yeah, to be their secretary! I don't think so.
Now why are you upset?
I'm not?
It's all right you want to fight: you've got a hunger
I was just like you when I was younger
Head full of fantasies of dying like a martyr
Yes
Dying is easy, young man; living is harder
Why are you telling me this?
I'm being honest
I'm working with a third of what our Congress has promised
We are a powder keg about to explode
I need someone like you to lighten the load
So?
I am not throwing away my shot
I am not throwing away my shot
Hey yo, I'm just like my country
I'm young, scrappy, and hungry
I am not throwing away my shot
Son, we are out-gunned, out-manned!
You need all the help you can get, I have some friends:
Laurens, Mulligan, Marquis de Lafayette! Okay, what else?
Outnumbered, outplanned!
We'll need some spies on the inside
Some king's men who might let some things slide
Boom!
I'll write to Congress and tell them we need supplies
You rally the guys, master the element of surprise
Chick-a-boom!
I'll rise above my station, organize your information
'Til we rise to the occasion of our new nation, sir!
Here comes the general!
Rise up!
What!
Here comes the general!
Rise up!
What!
Here comes the general!
Rise up!
What!
Here comes the general!
What!
And his right-hand man!
Boom!
wtf
why do kids do this
Do what?
Do what?
I Just saw a face in my window. It disappeared when I blinked. I live on the 10th floor for context.
Edit: I went back into the room, I ran out of it when I saw the face. The windows were wide open. How fun.
WHAT
yeah. I have a ghost friend who just broke into my house.
OH-GET A SPIRIT BOX AND TALK TO IT
No it’s fine. I held it’s hand yesterday as I was sleeping. It seems friendly.
ok
😂
Thank you. This gave me a nice laugh!
im not here
https://darfox1extreme-fashion.itch.io/chat-for-me-since-im-not-aloud-on-mgm
Ancestors. Hear my plea✨
Help me to make a big company🏢
And make it into RISD very easily❤️
I’ll bring money to us all💵
I LITERALLY HAVE SO MANY KANON CARDS ON THIS ACCOUNT (for a starter) WTH
dyk that calling someone a “bird brain” isn’t really much of an insult. Birds have quite a high IQ especially ones from Corvus genus such as Ravens, Crows etc. so if someone calls you bird brain take it as a compliment.
...
I'm Crow.
I'm a bird brain.
...
I'M A GENIUS!!!
I was looking through my camera roll
And i found the pictures i took of my friend's dog in my lap
And what the fuck
WHY
DO
MY
LEGS
LOOK
SO
FUCKING
SKINNYYYYY
Dog
Yes
Her name is princess
Dog
Dog
An old screenshot from when I first started Genshin Impact
amber
Amber
amber
Amber
amber
thankie matt!!!!
Np Noah!!!!!!
women
yes.
wahman
That is what I am
nom
gm
people
of
the
internet
that
are
my
friends
:D
also look
im sooo smart
right?
HA
im smart
right?
yes
yay
yep
…HA I HAVE A HIGHER IQ
I wanted to say something here
But i didn't wannna hurt ur feelers
what? My IQ is above 150 according to my results.
yeah but-
I just...
Please promise you won't take this personally
I won’t
NOOOOOOOOOOO
😎