GUYS! HELP!! I NEED SOMEONE TO COMFORT ME!!!!! MY CAT RAN AWAY!
Name: Salem
Age: Just a kitten
Photo:
PLEASE HELP ME!! WE SHOOK TREATS OUTSIDE AND EVERYTHING! IF I CANT FIND HER BY TOMORROW IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND! I SLEEP WITH HER EVERY NIGHT AND SPEND MOST OF MY TIME WITH HER IM CRYING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW HERE LOOK! IM TRYING TO STAY CALM BUT I CANT!:!
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo YOU KNOW MEH SO WELL MAH CHILD! I LUV ARIANA GRANDE! AND THIS REMIX IS SO COOL! 🥰
btw if I was a mha character I would want to be Mina...or Toga...or Tamaki...or Todoroki...I think you get it so I'm not going to make a list .-. if you don't then basically I just want to be characters that I like and characters that I simp over .-.
MEW WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO GET A SNACK WHEN MEW SAW A BIG CUTE CREATURE IN THE KITCHEN (not Creature just a creature idk what Creature's creature's name is but ye also idk what Creature's creature species is but ye anyways back to the story 'cause you are probably getting bored...) ANYWAYS THE cREATURE TRIED TO BITE MEW'S HEAD OFF WHILE MEW STARTED TO RUN AWAY...ANYWAYS MAH BABY CREATURE STARTED LAUGH 'CAUSE ITS WAS "FUNNY" BUT ANYWAYS MEW RAN BEHIND ME AND I KICKED THE CREATURE IN THE NOSE WHICH MADE MAH BABY CREATURE CRY...(lemme just say the rest in a fast way...) CREATURE PUNCHED MEW IN THE STOMACH...MEW SLAPPED CREATURE IN THE FACE...CREATURE TOOK MEWS LEG TO MAKE HER FALL....MEW KICKED CREATURE IN THE STOMACH AFTER FALLING...CREATURE GO ON TOP OF MEW AND STARTED PULLING HER HAIR (mew did the same thing) thats where I come in 'cause if everyone who took Assassin 101 knows that hair pulling is NOT ALLOWED but anyways ye I took you guys and put you in the same room but you started fighting again so I then SCREAMED a big loud STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP anyways ye they sat playing with their toys until I let them out at supper :D
:D well I don't think that I'm crazy just people tell me that I am .-. They also say that I talk to loud .-. Also that I yell all the time .-. They also say that they don't know how I'm not in jail after all of the people I beat up in public .-. I can tell you more if you want! 😄
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LUV HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I'M A SIMP FOR HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EVEN THOUGH SHE'S A PSYCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HEY! LEAVE CLOSET SLEEPING BUDDY ALONE YA DUMB FUCK! (also i ate ur mother already but before i did that i knocked her out with a pan and before i did that i beat the shit out of her with a shoe)
Yep bc i figured i was gon get blown up but no u said u liked me, so i thought it was bc we are both very rude as fuck but u said it was the way i talked
I come from scientists and atheists and white men who kill God They make technology high quality complex physiological... Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good They taught me everything, just like a daddy should And you were beautiful and vulnerable, and power and success God, damn, I fell for you your flamethrowers, your tunnels and your tech I studied code because I wanted to do something great like you And the real tragedy is half of it was true But we've been fucking mean, we're elitist We're as flawed as any church And this faux rad' west coast dogma has a higher fucking net worth I bit the apple 'cause I trusted you, it tastes like Thomas Malthus Your proposal is immodest and insane And I hope someday Selmers rides her fucking train I loved you, I loved you I loved you, it's true I wanted to be you and do what you do I lived here, I loved here, I thought it was true I feel so stupid and so used I feel so used I was your baby, your first born The hot girl in your comp sci' class And I was Darwin's prep school dream Bred born and raised to kick your ass I fell for circuit boards, rocket ships, pictures of the stars If you could only be what you pretend you are When I said, "Take me to the moon" I never meant take me alone I thought if mankind toured the sky, it meant all of us could go But I don't want to see the stars if they're just one more piece of land for us to colonize For us to turn to sand 'Cause we're so fucking mean, we're so elitist We're as fucked as any church And this bullshit west coast dogma has a higher fucking net worth I bit the apple 'cause I loved you, and why would you lie? And then I realized, you're just as naive as I am Oh, you're so traumatized, it makes me wanna cry You dumb bitch, I loved you, I loved you I loved you, it's true I wanted to be you and do what you do I lived here, I loved here I bought it, it's true I'm so embarrassed, I feel abused Well, I don't wanna eat the rich, I'd have to eat my hero's first And my tuition's paid by blood, I might deserve your fate or worse But I don't need your goddamn money, I don't need jack shit from you So when I speak, you bet your life, my words are true Let me level with you, man, as someone guilty of the game I took the help, I took the cash, I would've taken your last name So if any girl on earth should get to make a call about this... It should be me and as I see it, you're a dick So, fuck your tunnels, fuck your cars Fuck your rockets, fuck your cars again You promised you'd be Tesla, but you're just another Edison 'Cause Tesla broke a patent, all you ever broke were hearts I can't believe you tore humanity apart... With the very same machines that could've been our brand new start And the worst part is, I loved you I loved you, I loved you, it's true And sometimes I feel like I still fucking do I lived here, I loved here I brought it, it's true I'm so embarrassed, I feel abused I feel so used, I feel so used Take me to the moon 'Cause I feel so used I feel so used
You dumb Bitch I Loved you, I loved You, its true..
I come from scientists and atheists and white men who kill God They make technology high quality complex physiological... Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good They taught me everything, just like a daddy should And you were beautiful and vulnerable, and power and success God, damn, I fell for you your flamethrowers, your tunnels and your tech I studied code because I wanted to do something great like you And the real tragedy is half of it was true But we've been fucking mean, we're elitist We're as flawed as any church And this faux rad' west coast dogma has a higher fucking net worth I bit the apple 'cause I trusted you, it tastes like Thomas Malthus Your proposal is immodest and insane And I hope someday Selmers rides her fucking train I loved you, I loved you I loved you, it's true I wanted to be you and do what you do I lived here, I loved here, I thought it was true I feel so stupid and so used I feel so used I was your baby, your first born The hot girl in your comp sci' class And I was Darwin's prep school dream Bred born and raised to kick your ass I fell for circuit boards, rocket ships, pictures of the stars If you could only be what you pretend you are When I said, "Take me to the moon" I never meant take me alone I thought if mankind toured the sky, it meant all of us could go But I don't want to see the stars if they're just one more piece of land for us to colonize For us to turn to sand 'Cause we're so fucking mean, we're so elitist We're as fucked as any church And this bullshit west coast dogma has a higher fucking net worth I bit the apple 'cause I loved you, and why would you lie? And then I realized, you're just as naive as I am Oh, you're so traumatized, it makes me wanna cry You dumb bitch, I loved you, I loved you I loved you, it's true I wanted to be you and do what you do I lived here, I loved here I bought it, it's true I'm so embarrassed, I feel abused Well, I don't wanna eat the rich, I'd have to eat my hero's first And my tuition's paid by blood, I might deserve your fate or worse But I don't need your goddamn money, I don't need jack shit from you So when I speak, you bet your life, my words are true Let me level with you, man, as someone guilty of the game I took the help, I took the cash, I would've taken your last name So if any girl on earth should get to make a call about this... It should be me and as I see it, you're a dick So, fuck your tunnels, fuck your cars Fuck your rockets, fuck your cars again You promised you'd be Tesla, but you're just another Edison 'Cause Tesla broke a patent, all you ever broke were hearts I can't believe you tore humanity apart... With the very same machines that could've been our brand new start And the worst part is, I loved you I loved you, I loved you, it's true And sometimes I feel like I still fucking do I lived here, I loved here I brought it, it's true I'm so embarrassed, I feel abused I feel so used, I feel so used Take me to the moon 'Cause I feel so used I feel so used
I come from scientists and atheists and white men who kill God They make technology high quality complex physiological... Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good They taught me everything, just like a daddy should And you were beautiful and vulnerable, and power and success God, damn, I fell for you your flamethrowers, your tunnels and your tech I studied code because I wanted to do something great like you And the real tragedy is half of it was true But we've been fucking mean, we're elitist We're as flawed as any church And this faux rad' west coast dogma has a higher fucking net worth I bit the apple 'cause I trusted you, it tastes like Thomas Malthus Your proposal is immodest and insane And I hope someday Selmers rides her fucking train I loved you, I loved you I loved you, it's true I wanted to be you and do what you do I lived here, I loved here, I thought it was true I feel so stupid and so used I feel so used I was your baby, your first born The hot girl in your comp sci' class And I was Darwin's prep school dream Bred born and raised to kick your ass I fell for circuit boards, rocket ships, pictures of the stars If you could only be what you pretend you are When I said, "Take me to the moon" I never meant take me alone I thought if mankind toured the sky, it meant all of us could go But I don't want to see the stars if they're just one more piece of land for us to colonize For us to turn to sand 'Cause we're so fucking mean, we're so elitist We're as fucked as any church And this bullshit west coast dogma has a higher fucking net worth I bit the apple 'cause I loved you, and why would you lie? And then I realized, you're just as naive as I am Oh, you're so traumatized, it makes me wanna cry You dumb bitch, I loved you, I loved you I loved you, it's true I wanted to be you and do what you do I lived here, I loved here I bought it, it's true I'm so embarrassed, I feel abused Well, I don't wanna eat the rich, I'd have to eat my hero's first And my tuition's paid by blood, I might deserve your fate or worse But I don't need your goddamn money, I don't need jack shit from you So when I speak, you bet your life, my words are true Let me level with you, man, as someone guilty of the game I took the help, I took the cash, I would've taken your last name So if any girl on earth should get to make a call about this... It should be me and as I see it, you're a dick So, fuck your tunnels, fuck your cars Fuck your rockets, fuck your cars again You promised you'd be Tesla, but you're just another Edison 'Cause Tesla broke a patent, all you ever broke were hearts I can't believe you tore humanity apart... With the very same machines that could've been our brand new start And the worst part is, I loved you I loved you, I loved you, it's true And sometimes I feel like I still fucking do I lived here, I loved here I brought it, it's true I'm so embarrassed, I feel abused I feel so used, I feel so used Take me to the moon 'Cause I feel so used I feel so used
If you guys don't want to tell your mother personal things...then you don't have to......
'CAUSE I'M GONNA FIND OUT ANYWAYS Y'ALL KNOW I'M NOSY AF LIKE BRUH I'M GOING TO FIND OUT YOUR DARKEST DEEPEST DIRTIEST SECRETS AND THATS A FACT! LIKE BRUH BRUH! LIKE WHAT IN THE DINGEST DARNIDIEST WORLD WERE YOU THINKING!?! LIKE YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN GROW UP ON ME AND I WON'T KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS SO WHEN WE MEET UP WITH WHOEVER YOU ARE DATING I CAN EMBARRASS YOU! LIKE BRUH I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING LIKE..."I remember when Mew was 17 a good teen..but did the nasties a lot..I couldn't concentrate on watching Anime 'cause they were being so loud!"
My deepest darkest secret... I’ve had like 17 bfs in my entire life... and im only 1̸̢̞̩̱̰̠̭͔̰̹͖͔̩͓͓̲̭̯͇͉̄̊́̈́̈́͗͛̈́̓́͑̕̕͝͝0̸̢̬͕̬̳̾͋̓̈́̄͊͒̈́͒̽̓̀̆͆͋̒͘͘̕̚͝͝͠͝ try and read that mummy! Then u will know my age!
2. I've never dated anyone .-. I did manage to get a crush on someone in royale high though .-. plus the only friends that I had when I was young was my cousin and some girl scouts .-. but today I just have one friend! well you guys are also meh friends .-. I meant that I only have 1 local friend :D
3. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS YE OR YEET NOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I have decided to change my user name... it will still have creature in it and im fine with being called Monster Creature still! My new username is: ~[~]Unkown__Creature__Detected[~]~
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GUYS! HELP!! I NEED SOMEONE TO COMFORT ME!!!!! MY CAT RAN AWAY!
Name: Salem
Age: Just a kitten
Photo:
PLEASE HELP ME!! WE SHOOK TREATS OUTSIDE AND EVERYTHING! IF I CANT FIND HER BY TOMORROW IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND! I SLEEP WITH HER EVERY NIGHT AND SPEND MOST OF MY TIME WITH HER IM CRYING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW HERE LOOK! IM TRYING TO STAY CALM BUT I CANT!:!
AND NOW IM MUTTERING GIBBERISH AND I CANT UNDERSTAND MYSELF! THE LAST TIME I CRIED LIKE THIS WAS YEARS AGO
aye don’t cry!!!
Sad backwards is das.. DaS NoT GoOd!!!!!
Cats can find their way home closet sleeping buddy,,
Yeah! And dats exactly what happened!
GUYS!,! LOOK WHAT MY MOM SENT ME JUST NOW!!!
SHES HOME!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FOUND HER!
YEAH! SHE CAME HOME!
😊
I hope that your cat is just hiding somewhere and that you will find your cat (if not today) Tomorrow!l
She came back!,!
I just saw! I'm happy that your cat came back!
same here! I wouldnt survive the night without her... this is what my brain would look like as i rocked
O-o welp thats not good
My Remix Of Postions By Ariana Grande,
Satan...sent you to me...I try- to fucking murder you.
DUDE IDK THE SONG THAT WELL BUT THIS PART-
boy im tryna meet your dog on a monday-
then make a lot of fucking noises in my dorm. on a sunday- yeah-?
I WOULD NEVER SWITCH POSTIONS FOR YOU.
COOKING IN THE KITCHEN FOR MYSELF.
NOT FOR YOU.
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo YOU KNOW MEH SO WELL MAH CHILD! I LUV ARIANA GRANDE! AND THIS REMIX IS SO COOL! 🥰
lmao
Anyone want to see random mgm characters that I made? .-.
mummy read my song mummy.
ok .-.
i-
I have made the one and only
Me❤🥰🙈
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG I LUV IT 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
thAnkS
np mah child!
btw if I was a mha character I would want to be Mina...or Toga...or Tamaki...or Todoroki...I think you get it so I'm not going to make a list .-. if you don't then basically I just want to be characters that I like and characters that I simp over .-.
i-
:D
I made this, witch is me :/
And the nose was what my sister did :/
aww
Wut even happened here? UwU
tea🍵
what kind doe?
only the best kind
No but seriously
drama -w-
SIBLING STORIES #1 CREATURE AND MEW
MEW WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO GET A SNACK WHEN MEW SAW A BIG CUTE CREATURE IN THE KITCHEN (not Creature just a creature idk what Creature's creature's name is but ye also idk what Creature's creature species is but ye anyways back to the story 'cause you are probably getting bored...) ANYWAYS THE cREATURE TRIED TO BITE MEW'S HEAD OFF WHILE MEW STARTED TO RUN AWAY...ANYWAYS MAH BABY CREATURE STARTED LAUGH 'CAUSE ITS WAS "FUNNY" BUT ANYWAYS MEW RAN BEHIND ME AND I KICKED THE CREATURE IN THE NOSE WHICH MADE MAH BABY CREATURE CRY...(lemme just say the rest in a fast way...) CREATURE PUNCHED MEW IN THE STOMACH...MEW SLAPPED CREATURE IN THE FACE...CREATURE TOOK MEWS LEG TO MAKE HER FALL....MEW KICKED CREATURE IN THE STOMACH AFTER FALLING...CREATURE GO ON TOP OF MEW AND STARTED PULLING HER HAIR (mew did the same thing) thats where I come in 'cause if everyone who took Assassin 101 knows that hair pulling is NOT ALLOWED but anyways ye I took you guys and put you in the same room but you started fighting again so I then SCREAMED a big loud STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP anyways ye they sat playing with their toys until I let them out at supper :D
. . Mom's are insane
No they aren't! just meh .-.
ah. I see.
:D well I don't think that I'm crazy just people tell me that I am .-. They also say that I talk to loud .-. Also that I yell all the time .-. They also say that they don't know how I'm not in jail after all of the people I beat up in public .-. I can tell you more if you want! 😄
My Remix Of Postions By Ariana Grande,
Satan...sent you to me...I try- to fucking murder you.
DUDE IDK THE SONG THAT WELL BUT THIS PART-
boy im tryna meet your dog on a monday-
then make a lot of fucking noises in my dorm. on a sunday- yeah-?
I WOULD NEVER SWITCH POSTIONS FOR YOU.
COOKING IN THE KITCHEN FOR MYSELF.
NOT FOR YOU.
So are aunt's
true I should tell the children our childhood stories 🥰
yeeeeeees
:D
when your rn in robotics but you wanna keep talking : 👺😎
u have robotics
mhm. AND DE-KUS WITH ME.
lol mk
Did ya know.... that someone in the gacha community....
SPILLED SOME TEA! Bakugo... is this true...? That ur sister is really....
Toga?!?!This one...(I may have gone a
little over board with the photos...)... is this rlly ur sister?
n o .
Figured but i think im scared....
why does she come of the slightest bit cute to me?... ok maybe a little more than slightest...i-
idk but she isnt cute or hot.then i think im insane...no you arent im with ya luv.Apparently people draw her?
Yep, and i simp for her
ah-
I thought she was that blond guy from B class's sister-
Monamo?
ye
The jerk
...
i- . . .
same
I mean if you think about it, it makes sense
...
oml
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LUV HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I'M A SIMP FOR HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EVEN THOUGH SHE'S A PSYCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SAME BUT SHES MINE I CLAIMED HER
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SHE'S MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I ALREADY CLAIMED HER MUMMY NO TOUCH
the emojiis were in the photo ;w;
lmao
Bye bitches, im off to go play roblox, bah bai bishes poofs away
bye
bai falisha!
Lol
you said the same cuss word two times in one post
please delete one before I slam my electronic against the wall.
But one is the actual thing and the other isnt 😎
its still triggering me
Thats lovely 😎
bro-
Saying the same cuss word two times and goin "bah bye" twice as well
That's being extra my guy
and its triggering me so please
😂😂
Im back
midoriya
Midorya
midora
Dora
izuku's greatest secret . . .
LMAO YES!
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Ok ok lol
Take a joke dude
It was a joke "STOPP"
.
-waddles away-
LOL
lol
J0L3NE
G.
YOUR MY SISTER- IRL
IM AVA
damn really
oof
I see we have tea boiling over here?
-sips non-existent tea-
-sips Meet Hedge Hog Pomeranian Dumb Fuck Bakugo Katsuki The Explosive Bomb-
:)
Oop-
I thought lida was sonic-
THAT WAS MY SISTER-
whos your sister?
... im not gonna tell u and ruin ur life...
YOU J^L^NE
:x
Same here, im confused as fuck...
yep
Yes we do idiot denki... we do....
LMAOOO
I have an announcement..
I’m A WESEAL!!!
A HORNEY
WEASEL!!!!!!
oki have a nice day lol
lol nice to know
and it’s your fault
Hmp...
how are u still horny
uhh I have no clue
mhm lol u got issues
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAH CHILD I MISSED UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
miss u too mum
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
daddy yes we both are lol
yes we are.. but you are my kitten.. my naughty kitten lol
lmao...
we can still have that fun you know... I am sneaking on my phone lol
yesss lets have funn....and oop lol dont get caught..
Meet Hedge Hog Pomeranian Dumb Fuck Bakugo Katsuki The Explosive Bomb
Katsuki Bakugo.16 year old Katsuki Bakugo Known as In De-kus words, Kachann, is a very high tempered boy, hes a guys man- probaly cause hes gay.
Quirk : Explosives' .
Friends : Mina Ashido, Denki Kaminari, Hanta Sero, Eijiro Kirishima.
Enemies : Izuku Midoriya... (Mostley) Shoto Todoroki (More Than Midoriya)
Crush : WHO KNOWS HES GAY TO
it should say “Meet Hedge Hog Pomeranian Dumb Fuck Bakugo Katsuki The Explosive Bomb”
alr
:)
did what you said m'lady
EW TF! NEVER CALL ME M’LADY AGAIN I WILL BITE UR EARS OFF AND RIP OUT YOURE TONGUE
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dont test me bakuhoe....
Ty for fixing it! :D
Meet "Dumb Fuck Izuku Midoriya The Green Hair Gay Boy"
he is the most annoying kid in the worldhis origanl name is Izuku Midoriya.
Reason why i called him De-ku its because the name I call him.
Qurik : All For One
Friends : basically everyone in the class 1-A expect Baku-go's.
Crush : WHO F^CKING KNOWS HES GAY THATS WHAT I KNOW-
Enemies : no one.
.
Meet Hedge Hog Pomeranian Dumb Fuck Bakugo Katsuki The Explosive Bomb:
Is fat?: YES
Needs a Hospital: YESS ASAP
Has no friends: YESS
No one likes him: YESSSS
Lmao- me and him were chatting earlier- i called him a dumb fuck and ate his mother...
Entire Story Of Me Eating Bakuhoe’s Mother:
First i smacked the shit out of her with a shoe, then knocked her out with a pan, then i ate her the end (dont ask how i broke in)
I still think ur a Hedge Hog Pomeranian Dumb Fuck :)
i-
:) Ur hair looks like a hedge hog and pomeranians are little angry shit holes.
Ur also a Dumb fuck soooo
Takyam's messege to bakuhoe: You have a small c0k ☹ Its tiny and it stinks like your moms sock.
Lmaooooooo
your 1111111111111111111111111111
your 1111111111111111111111111111
What
The
Fuck...
For the meet part it should say “Meet Baby Broccoli, Izuwu, Deku, Tiny Child, Izuku Midorya” :)
alr.
I SPELLED “MIDORIYA” WRONG LMAOOOOO
midoriya
Midorya
midora
Dora
LMAO DORA
i-
Oh no :,)
its funny
I feel like Grumpy Cat and Bakugo would get along bc of these memes:
No he is not dumb fuck... and he looks like a broccoli with his green hair, he is also a baby
DFVGBN WHAT THE FUCK UGLY SHITTY ASS
guess what
Your female king is back!!!!
lol hiiiii
i was soo miserable when I could not talk to y’all lol
lol
how the hell are you a "female" king-
Well I’m superior than an average queen lol
i- anywaysss- i made a group chat its for rp and talking
https://therealbakugo.itch.io/group-chat-for-all-you-mha-ppl
HEY! LEAVE CLOSET SLEEPING BUDDY ALONE YA DUMB FUCK! (also i ate ur mother already but before i did that i knocked her out with a pan and before i did that i beat the shit out of her with a shoe)
i-
you scare me-
but i like that.
CLOSET SLEEPING BUDDY!,!,!!
heyo!
I missed ya!
Same!,! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Me ig
Sort of sorry i haven't been online im a busy man
Also if anyone replies to me with a song lyric i will fucking destroy you
lol hi
A song lyric
Anyone wanna rp?
Setting: School
Time: Mid-Day
____________________
Meet Takyam :
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Style: Gothic
Friends: Yam, and Tammy
Sure! I’ll use hmmmmm Cherry!
Okay!
:D who starts?
My bad i just started you can go if you want
Its fine!
Takyam: -Reads book next to locker-
Cherry: walks with head down and accidentally bumps into Takyam Oh my-! Im so sorry!
Takyam: Its okay!~
Takyam: Everyone makes mistakes right?
Takyam: Im Takyam by the way!
Takyam: whats your name?
Cherry: Im cherry!
Neko:
Shes cute!
cute
I think i made the biggest mistake ever... Bakuhoe said yeah yeah and so i said yeah yeah urself dumb fuck... pls send help...
i-
you arent gonna need help.
Yep bc i figured i was gon get blown up but no u said u liked me, so i thought it was bc we are both very rude as fuck but u said it was the way i talked
I come from scientists and atheists and white men who kill God
They make technology high quality complex physiological...
Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good
They taught me everything, just like a daddy should
And you were beautiful and vulnerable, and power and success
God, damn, I fell for you your flamethrowers, your tunnels and your tech
I studied code because I wanted to do something great like you
And the real tragedy is half of it was true
But we've been fucking mean, we're elitist
We're as flawed as any church
And this faux rad' west coast dogma has a higher fucking net worth
I bit the apple 'cause I trusted you, it tastes like Thomas Malthus
Your proposal is immodest and insane
And I hope someday Selmers rides her fucking train
I loved you, I loved you
I loved you, it's true
I wanted to be you and do what you do
I lived here, I loved here, I thought it was true
I feel so stupid and so used
I feel so used
I was your baby, your first born
The hot girl in your comp sci' class
And I was Darwin's prep school dream
Bred born and raised to kick your ass
I fell for circuit boards, rocket ships, pictures of the stars
If you could only be what you pretend you are
When I said, "Take me to the moon"
I never meant take me alone
I thought if mankind toured the sky, it meant all of us could go
But I don't want to see the stars if they're just one more piece of land for us to colonize
For us to turn to sand
'Cause we're so fucking mean, we're so elitist
We're as fucked as any church
And this bullshit west coast dogma has a higher fucking net worth
I bit the apple 'cause I loved you, and why would you lie?
And then I realized, you're just as naive as I am
Oh, you're so traumatized, it makes me wanna cry
You dumb bitch, I loved you, I loved you
I loved you, it's true
I wanted to be you and do what you do
I lived here, I loved here
I bought it, it's true
I'm so embarrassed, I feel abused
Well, I don't wanna eat the rich, I'd have to eat my hero's first
And my tuition's paid by blood, I might deserve your fate or worse
But I don't need your goddamn money, I don't need jack shit from you
So when I speak, you bet your life, my words are true
Let me level with you, man, as someone guilty of the game
I took the help, I took the cash, I would've taken your last name
So if any girl on earth should get to make a call about this...
It should be me and as I see it, you're a dick
So, fuck your tunnels, fuck your cars
Fuck your rockets, fuck your cars again
You promised you'd be Tesla, but you're just another Edison
'Cause Tesla broke a patent, all you ever broke were hearts
I can't believe you tore humanity apart...
With the very same machines that could've been our brand new start
And the worst part is, I loved you
I loved you, I loved you, it's true
And sometimes I feel like I still fucking do
I lived here, I loved here
I brought it, it's true
I'm so embarrassed, I feel abused
I feel so used, I feel so used
Take me to the moon
'Cause I feel so used
I feel so used
You dumb Bitch I Loved you, I loved You, its true..I WANTED TO BE YOU AND DO WHAT YOU DO...I LIVED HERE I LOVED HERE.I BOUGHT IT ITS TRUE.Im so Embarrassed~ I feel
abused.@Bigsisgondeleteyokneecapsifyoucuss
You dumb Bitch I Loved You-? I loved you-? Its true.I WANTED TO BE YOU AND DO WHAT YOU DO...I LIVED HERE I LOVED HERE.I BOUGHT IT ITS TRUE.i never liked you more than a friend just a btw.
Im so Embarrassed~ I feel
abused.lol
What is dat song called?
its called
Rät
ty
I have made happy angel
Yes u-u
i-
I come from scientists and atheists and white men who kill God
They make technology high quality complex physiological...
Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good
They taught me everything, just like a daddy should
And you were beautiful and vulnerable, and power and success
God, damn, I fell for you your flamethrowers, your tunnels and your tech
I studied code because I wanted to do something great like you
And the real tragedy is half of it was true
But we've been fucking mean, we're elitist
We're as flawed as any church
And this faux rad' west coast dogma has a higher fucking net worth
I bit the apple 'cause I trusted you, it tastes like Thomas Malthus
Your proposal is immodest and insane
And I hope someday Selmers rides her fucking train
I loved you, I loved you
I loved you, it's true
I wanted to be you and do what you do
I lived here, I loved here, I thought it was true
I feel so stupid and so used
I feel so used
I was your baby, your first born
The hot girl in your comp sci' class
And I was Darwin's prep school dream
Bred born and raised to kick your ass
I fell for circuit boards, rocket ships, pictures of the stars
If you could only be what you pretend you are
When I said, "Take me to the moon"
I never meant take me alone
I thought if mankind toured the sky, it meant all of us could go
But I don't want to see the stars if they're just one more piece of land for us to colonize
For us to turn to sand
'Cause we're so fucking mean, we're so elitist
We're as fucked as any church
And this bullshit west coast dogma has a higher fucking net worth
I bit the apple 'cause I loved you, and why would you lie?
And then I realized, you're just as naive as I am
Oh, you're so traumatized, it makes me wanna cry
You dumb bitch, I loved you, I loved you
I loved you, it's true
I wanted to be you and do what you do
I lived here, I loved here
I bought it, it's true
I'm so embarrassed, I feel abused
Well, I don't wanna eat the rich, I'd have to eat my hero's first
And my tuition's paid by blood, I might deserve your fate or worse
But I don't need your goddamn money, I don't need jack shit from you
So when I speak, you bet your life, my words are true
Let me level with you, man, as someone guilty of the game
I took the help, I took the cash, I would've taken your last name
So if any girl on earth should get to make a call about this...
It should be me and as I see it, you're a dick
So, fuck your tunnels, fuck your cars
Fuck your rockets, fuck your cars again
You promised you'd be Tesla, but you're just another Edison
'Cause Tesla broke a patent, all you ever broke were hearts
I can't believe you tore humanity apart...
With the very same machines that could've been our brand new start
And the worst part is, I loved you
I loved you, I loved you, it's true
And sometimes I feel like I still fucking do
I lived here, I loved here
I brought it, it's true
I'm so embarrassed, I feel abused
I feel so used, I feel so used
Take me to the moon
'Cause I feel so used
I feel so used
i have questions
what-
why-
why are you posting lyreecs of songs
Cause- i can. and i want to.
STOP SPAMMING THE SAME LYRICS................. PLEASE STOP GOD DAMN IT.....
"GOd DAmN"
im not stopping because of you im just gonna stop because i want to.
Good bitchy whore.
how the hell am i whore.
your the bitch here.
Yet another behind the scenes sort of thing of the rp im doing...
Vall: Cherry? Cherry where are you?
Cherry: jumps out of bush Finally u came to visit!
Vall: I know its been so long!
Cherry: So hows Vinny?
Vall: Vinny is good!
(Vinny is Vinns nickname)
Cherry: Thats nice! Sorry to ask but why do you look so bothered?
Vall: Scared im gonna miss the killing of someone
Cherry: Oh, tell me all about it when you get back!
Vall: Ok, See ya later Cherry!
Look what i found~ looks like Vallery to me~
I wish dat was an app ;-;
Same but i found her online on the internet
shes so purrty
Ty!
guess what random person ~an extra~
I come from scientists and atheists and white men who kill God
They make technology high quality complex physiological...
Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good
They taught me everything, just like a daddy should
And you were beautiful and vulnerable, and power and success
God, damn, I fell for you your flamethrowers, your tunnels and your tech
I studied code because I wanted to do something great like you
And the real tragedy is half of it was true
But we've been fucking mean, we're elitist
We're as flawed as any church
And this faux rad' west coast dogma has a higher fucking net worth
I bit the apple 'cause I trusted you, it tastes like Thomas Malthus
Your proposal is immodest and insane
And I hope someday Selmers rides her fucking train
I loved you, I loved you
I loved you, it's true
I wanted to be you and do what you do
I lived here, I loved here, I thought it was true
I feel so stupid and so used
I feel so used
I was your baby, your first born
The hot girl in your comp sci' class
And I was Darwin's prep school dream
Bred born and raised to kick your ass
I fell for circuit boards, rocket ships, pictures of the stars
If you could only be what you pretend you are
When I said, "Take me to the moon"
I never meant take me alone
I thought if mankind toured the sky, it meant all of us could go
But I don't want to see the stars if they're just one more piece of land for us to colonize
For us to turn to sand
'Cause we're so fucking mean, we're so elitist
We're as fucked as any church
And this bullshit west coast dogma has a higher fucking net worth
I bit the apple 'cause I loved you, and why would you lie?
And then I realized, you're just as naive as I am
Oh, you're so traumatized, it makes me wanna cry
You dumb bitch, I loved you, I loved you
I loved you, it's true
I wanted to be you and do what you do
I lived here, I loved here
I bought it, it's true
I'm so embarrassed, I feel abused
Well, I don't wanna eat the rich, I'd have to eat my hero's first
And my tuition's paid by blood, I might deserve your fate or worse
But I don't need your goddamn money, I don't need jack shit from you
So when I speak, you bet your life, my words are true
Let me level with you, man, as someone guilty of the game
I took the help, I took the cash, I would've taken your last name
So if any girl on earth should get to make a call about this...
It should be me and as I see it, you're a dick
So, fuck your tunnels, fuck your cars
Fuck your rockets, fuck your cars again
You promised you'd be Tesla, but you're just another Edison
'Cause Tesla broke a patent, all you ever broke were hearts
I can't believe you tore humanity apart...
With the very same machines that could've been our brand new start
And the worst part is, I loved you
I loved you, I loved you, it's true
And sometimes I feel like I still fucking do
I lived here, I loved here
I brought it, it's true
I'm so embarrassed, I feel abused
I feel so used, I feel so used
Take me to the moon
'Cause I feel so used
I feel so used
I didnt even read it bc u type to much just like ur mean to much
i-
acc..
IM HELLA NICE-
but not to deku.
oh wow 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽i love
Hey guys! For the newer people here i have a youtube!
Link To My Channel That I Use Currently: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Kîttÿ_Dėmøñ+Dėmøñ
Link To My Old Channel I Dont Use Anymore: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Autumn+Gandolfo
Mummy? Not even you will subscribe?
I don't have youtube .-. I mean I do but I'm never signed in and when I've tried it wouldn't let me .-.
So this a a remake of my gacha club thing :/
I-
-claps- thats like a mini of me.
i am confuzzled
OMG BAKUGO MAH CHILD DID YOU SEE WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU AND DEKU AND THE RANDOM GUY!
FOR THE LAST TIME I DONT MAKE OUT WITH RANDOM PPL.
cool!
OMG HAVE Y'ALL TRIED CHEX MIX MUDDY BUDDIES?!!!?!?!?! THEY ARE AMAZING!
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO she's so cool! I am shooketh!
Ty my sister
np young sis!
Can i has link pls?
https://meiker.io/play/11994/online.html
Ty Auntie!
yw
Here is mine!
so cute!!!
Thx Auntie!
yw
:D
If you guys don't want to tell your mother personal things...then you don't have to......
'CAUSE I'M GONNA FIND OUT ANYWAYS Y'ALL KNOW I'M NOSY AF LIKE BRUH I'M GOING TO FIND OUT YOUR DARKEST DEEPEST DIRTIEST SECRETS AND THATS A FACT! LIKE BRUH BRUH! LIKE WHAT IN THE DINGEST DARNIDIEST WORLD WERE YOU THINKING!?! LIKE YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN GROW UP ON ME AND I WON'T KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS SO WHEN WE MEET UP WITH WHOEVER YOU ARE DATING I CAN EMBARRASS YOU! LIKE BRUH I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING LIKE..."I remember when Mew was 17 a good teen..but did the nasties a lot..I couldn't concentrate on watching Anime 'cause they were being so loud!"
OML LMAO U JUST-
🥰
:)
I tell u a secret!
But only u mummy can know!
not even father!
My deepest darkest secret... I’ve had like 17 bfs in my entire life... and im only 1̸̢̞̩̱̰̠̭͔̰̹͖͔̩͓͓̲̭̯͇͉̄̊́̈́̈́͗͛̈́̓́͑̕̕͝͝0̸̢̬͕̬̳̾͋̓̈́̄͊͒̈́͒̽̓̀̆͆͋̒͘͘̕̚͝͝͠͝
try and read that mummy! Then u will know my age!
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1. l I didn't know that you are 10
2. I've never dated anyone .-. I did manage to get a crush on someone in royale high though .-. plus the only friends that I had when I was young was my cousin and some girl scouts .-. but today I just have one friend! well you guys are also meh friends .-. I meant that I only have 1 local friend :D
3. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS YE OR YEET NOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lmao
lol
My Mom: thinking im doing school
What im actually doing: roleplaying on mgm and listening to music
SAMMMMEEEEEE
LMAOOO
Imma remake this one even if its gacha logic :/ (2018 gacha)
Gacha Heat: appreciating that picture
All Other Types Of Gacha: WHY THE HELL! WHYYYYY
lol
Also i was afk :/
nvm :/
Who wants me to make them a character :/
Sure!
hi
hello!
Al right sisters u.u
I like her!
Thank you :D
no problem!
lol
oof
XD
Lmao
When u honk:
Have a mini rp with myself on whats happening!
Vall: THEO! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Theodore: IM ROGHT HERE!
Vall: Any chance yet?!
Theodore: No...
Vall: What if we never find her?!
Theodore: Dont worry Ms. Vallery! Im sure we will find her soon!
(For a little fill in Vinn is missing)
Vall: i-I hope so...
Theodore: I can try to see where she is... He opens a portal showing where she is
Vall: Can i go in...?
Theodore: Go but quickly!
Vall: runs in and grabs Vinn running out just as it is about to close
(If you dont understand now she can teleport yet she cant teleport to Vinn its bc she cant teleport to a person)
Theodore: I’ll bring her home now!
Vall: Thanks Theo! See you later! Hops off into the trees
''''''
I made this like when i first started playing this :/
Nice!
Ey u.u ty
Yw my dude
Im a woman but ok :/ (also just bc my name is kyle does not mean im a boy) :/
I just call everyone dude here Lmao
I have decided to change my user name... it will still have creature in it and im fine with being called Monster Creature still! My new username is: ~[~]Unkown__Creature__Detected[~]~
we can see
Ik but for the people who read it while i was typing or something-
Here is my new pfp Lmao its so cute!
Le gasp
IS CHUBACABRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmao
Its so cute tho right?!
THE CUTEST!
YESSSS
Can we continue rp or are we just like done-
IS THAT BLOOD!?! YOUR MOTHER HAS APPROVED! ITS SO CUTE! LOOK AT ITS INNOCENT FACE LOOKING BACK AT YOU!!! SO ADORABLEEE
TY MUMMY
NP MAH CHILD!
:D
oh hey its my sleep paralysis demon
>:0 HOW DARE U COMPARE THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN TO A SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON! THE ONLY SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON I SEE IS U
thaaaaaaannnkkkkkssssss -w-
Bit- i just freacking called u a demon....