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oh sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.

Go back to sleep. And starve. 

how I would answer: *points gun* What did you just say to me bitch. MAKE ME MY FUCKING SANDWICH AND MAKE IT GOOD UNLESS YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE! *grabs flamethrower* *prepares bazooka and canon* *invents machine that stabs you a bunch of times* GET THE FUCKING SANDWICH YOU LITTLE SHIT!

them: ok gosh all I wanted was to make a joke jeez. *makes sanwich*

me: :3 thanks. Sorry I get Hangry. (angry when hungry) *eats*

them: *still shooketh from the bazooka, canon, stabby machine, gun and flamethrower pointed in their face*

bruh- its just a fucking sandwich-

GIMMIE MY FUCKING SANDWICH

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no, u r a bad girl

but- I'm a girl.

fine, i'll edit it

lol

I can only make pasta big sis 

Here some noodles 🍝 

ok so I was scrolling netflix movies. I saw this one called the prom. And I saw it was not a netflix original and I thought: oh so this one might actually be good unlike netflix originals shit. And I watched and I just wanna say LGBTQ+ is gonna live on forever and this movie is proof. Also. LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR! (I'm obsessed with that part of the movie from now on bc the song is so good. Speaking of songs) This musical was perfect and the songs were awesome. If only there were'nt a few curses in there maybe it could be a movie children can watch. But even if there were no curses I bet netflix would be like: Oh no! This has gay stuff! Not for children! bc children aren't gay and can't know about gay stuff! Yeah sorry netflix but you're kind of stupid. Chlidren are also gay. They were born gay. So it should be known that being gay is not a bad thing. So put The Legend Of Korra on the childrens section. It's not for 13+ it's for kids. So they know that liking the same sex isn't bad. So Netflix... FUCK YOU WITH YOUR CHILDREN CAN'T BE GAY SHIT! Ok this is long I gotta stop. If you want the sum up of what the movie is about and what happens then just tell me.

I’m just here crying myself to sleep because Netflix doesn’t give me another fucking season of umbrella academy 😑

Yeah Netflix is a bitch. Like I've been waiting for the last season of  How To Train Your Dragon Race To The Edge for ages and when the show was put on netflix was 2016 and the final season came out 2019 like bruh.

WOT DO YOU MEAN DID THE CANCEL SEASON 3 OF UMBRELLA ACADEMY 'CAUSE IF THEY DID BOI IS SOME BLOOD GONNA BE SHED...(btw who are you favorite character mine are Vanya Klaus and Ben...:D

You: maybe if there werent a few curses children could watch

Me: -makes my mom angry-

My Mom: STOP BEING A LITTLE SHIT!

Curses my mom says🤬:

1.Fuck

2.Shit (shit is my grandmas fav curse word Lmao)

3. D!😡k (i did stuff to it because i didnt want to put the actual word bc no, but if u have been here for a while when there was a real Marcy and fake Marcy the fake showed his.... his no no square...

4. Bitch

5. Ass

6. Hoe

7. These are all the words i have heard her say,there’s probably more that i cant think of rn.

8.( Thought of another one) Damn boy she- im sorry( she only says damn in that sentance but i was gonne put Damn boy she THICK im so sorry Lmao)

eh i don’t hear my parents cuss

I started cussing when I was in fourth grade lol

I think some of the older kids taught me how too

O-O MISS MA’AM WHERE HAVE U BEEN UR ENTIRE LIFE?! I STARTED CUSSING WHEN I WAS IN FIRST GRADE BUT I ONLY DID IT WHEN I WAS MAD AND INTO A PILLOW I SCREAMED “FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK”

I’ve been in the firey pits of being bullied for two year.. I probably snapped at my bully and I haven’t seen them since

I watched that in December I think...I absolutely loved it! It was so good 🥰

Reminds me of danganrompa

its litterally a monakuma cat, of course it reminds u of danganrompa

ok lol

swipor stays awake

go back to sleep and starve lol

no

fine I’ll make u a sandwich lol

yey ty big sistar

mhm

Here 🥪

g night

Gn

night night 

https://youtu.be/3HRkKznJoZA 

Sang dis song on 2x speed...idk how i did it! You should try U-U

You forgot one

Cutie pie!

SO ADORABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🥰

yessir!

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 WHY THE HELL HAVE MY EYES BEEN BLESSED!!! ITS SO FUCKING CUTEEEEE

Duchi pie lol

WHO DARE DISTURB ME FROM MY SLEEP!?!

I'm gonna go watch a sucky movie on netflix :)

lmao ok

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y’all don’t get mad at me

I thought the plural of octopus was octopussie😣

I’m soo bad lol

Pussie lmao

not funny lol

us funny lmao

hmp! 

lmao cutie

I think u spelled 😺 wrong my good sir... it is spelled pu😺😺y...

pussy lmao

u don’t need to censor that lol

u can just do this

Ohh that sounds worse forget what I say!!!!

aw pussy is so cute lmao

it’s a pussy cat

Totally nothing dirty here lol

I- MOMMMMMMMMMMM! LANNA IS BEING HORNY! Also it's Octopi. Wait? Is it? No it's Octopuses. That sounds weird. I'm using Octopi.

I’m not! 

YES YOU ARE! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

U should have told me the correct plural then sissy lol

It's Octopuses. But I prefer Octopi even if it's wrong.

lol

-turns into dictionary- Plural for octopus is octopi.

lmao WUT

it is what it is lol

it iz wut it iz 

lmaooooooo

XD OCTOPUSSIE XD i thought it was to dont worry buddy!

I’m laughing so hard right now lol

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if it makes u feel any better i thought tentacles and testiculs were the same word  lmao

ohh nooo lol

That kinda makes me feel better thanks buddy!

ye lol np

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I'm trying to send y'all the boring 20 minute video I made .-. but idk how .-. 

Lmao u cant post videos on here

.-.

my discord StressHasJoinedTheChat#2231

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Welp you guys get a real face reveal .-. 










(sorry you can't see all of the toys)


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U ARE SO PRETTY MUMMY

:D

your so purttty

ty 🥰

Omg so pretty!!

tysm! :D

your welcome!! 

pretty mumsy!

now I know that you aren’t the real slim shady lol

lol

so won’t the real slim shady please stand up lol

XD

Cause I’m slim shady yesh I’m slim shady lol

my pop pop has the same blanket

O-O so adorable that you call him pop pop

Momsy  you're so good looookkkkiiinnnngg!

>:0 HOW COME I CANT BE THAT PRETTY?!

i just wanted to say that every single anime character in thia world is my sons and daughters lmao gave birth to a couple million kids lmao

who is the father then.. lol

There is none. Im gay lmao You can be the other mom tho lmao

I guess lol

oki lol

that means a lot of you know.. * WHEEEEEEEEEEZ *

love u 💙

ily too💜

:D

:)))))

Wow just a few kids then...

hahah lmao

Make it to the bottom for what i was gonna say...






































































so does that mean ur pussycat is broken...

oop i like pussy. And cats soo...

O-O copy and pasteing makes it rlly little...

lmaoo

Guys... i think my cat is eating the wood under my bed... i can hear chewing noises from her...

maybe she is doing asmr lol

Oop lmao

Lmao

the 2nd one triggers one of my phobias

Oops- sorry :(

its oki lol

trypophobia..

mhm....

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same. Trypophobia... I was scrolling fast so I didn't notice until you mentioned it.

yea...it kinda terrifies me..

it's so uncomforting... I don't like it.

m-me either...i just stare at those wholes...and i just freeze and freak out.  

Im just not gonna talk about the first picture-

whats wrong with first pic

Nothings wrong

Oh no i ment- uhm... -literally starts talking to cat asking how to explain a crush on a character) I MEMT- that uhm.... the first one was... uhm....







Very very hot....

oh

link to the first one please?

i dont have the link

Ok. That's fine.

Ok so the first time I asked this I got a tie so I'm gonna ask again with links this time: 

Which drawing challenge should I do????

Witchtober: witchtober - Bing

Monster girl inktober: monster girl drawing prompts - Bing

magical girl challenge: magical girl drawing prompts - Bing

succombus

can I just say.. I’m soo bad for drawing this 


Bad lanna bad

VERY BAD LaNnA

imma just find something else to draw

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lmaoo me name

it sounds like u like seeing me draw this shit lol

I’m guilty as guilty can be lad

lmao

then again I like trying new things lol

Welp who’s fault is that.. not mine!

lmaooo

Its cute!!

and dirty lol

I have another one that I made yesterday 

nice i like dirty lol

*facepalm*

Like I said I became horney.. how could this happen to meee!

idk prolly cause u talk to ve who are always horny...im horney 24/7 hehehe

Yes... like who tf says “Nya” thats for gacha heat only srry....

*wheeze*

Finally someone who scolds me for this shit

Thank u closet buddy lol

thats my name😑

I can feel how mad you are lol

lol ye did they just insult my name

don’t be asulted!

I like your name lad!

as one of your big sisters. *slap* what is this. Go sit in the punishment corner. When mommy isn't home the big sisters own the house.

* WHEEEEEEEEEEZ *

I’ll go sit in the closet.. and continue lol

*slap* nu. Be good or I'll tell mommy.

fine..

gud.

Im bored, y’all send me some pictures for me to draw or something, a character maybe or something you drew, i have been in a drawing mood for 12 hours just idk what to draw-

you got it!

my kitten libra lol

:0 oml- I HAVE THE SMALL VERSION OF THAT LMAO

I got two of them lol

Lmao

the music i was listening to while i drew her (srry if i got gender wrong i assumed)

https://youtu.be/hL9eq-TVwyk

oo cool!

Libra is a girl lol

Here ya go!

I didnt want to draw feet so i made it as if she was asking to sleep in ur bed!

awww. Cute!!

There ya go 

What in Dutch name-

lmao

alright-

y e s

here u go idk lol

ok

lol

Same

what?

I did the last picture U-U i think i did good for a side profile-

i really think its beautiful! U did great!

Ty!

YW!!

I AM A SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP LIKE BRUH MEH BABY TAMAKI AND MEH BABY DEKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

BRUH. Those are literally my sons lmao

not literally though sometimes when I say that I mean it in a simp sort of way .-. ye they can be your children :P

lmao

not literally though sometimes when I say that I mean it in a simp sort of way .-. ye they can be your children :P

oh ok lmao

DEKU! But we all gotta agree that Denki is best amirite.

YAS, btw all the anine characters in the world are my daughter and sons lmao

even Senku?

you gotta agree with me that Senku Ishigami is the best character in Doctor Stone. second is probably Gen Asagiri 

why his picture so small tho.

yes even him lmao everyone

yah these are mine now

oki doki lmaooo

they were too cute I couldn't stop my self🥺

lmaoooo

@Strxwbxrryichigo

Can u accept my request on roblox? My user is autumnthekitten1

💜💙💚

O im cosplaying her

hiii and cool

mhn

I'm here! My friend keeps calling me a simp because I like John Kraninsky help

WTF I JUST LOOKED UP WHO HE IS AND HE 6' 3" LIKE BRUH WTH

✨yeah✨

me being a so called smart alec to my friend:

friend: airplane 

me: the air is pain.. waste the oxigen and we could save the planet..

friend: snowball

me: * wheeeze* 

friend: kitten

Me: litten I choose you!!!

friend: dump truck 

Me: dumb-

friend: don’t finish that!

FACE REVEAL! (kind of I don't really want to do 1 rn 'cause I'm crying .-.) 







slim shady lol

At least I got a hand reveal 

🥰

lol

well if mumsy is slim shady

MY NAME IS BLURRY FACR AND I CARE WHAT U THINK lol

man I got puns

😂

wake up u need to make money!! YEAH lol

hi bby

hi hru

good wbu

Yes a wonderful hand reveal indeedy!

Hand reveal!

XD

lmao

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one of those songs that reflect how I feel and that I can sing but wont sing

mew mew I give u a hug and a cookie

* gives a big hug*

lol

clown boi needs a fwiend

sure

friend

lol

friendo presto lol


This is koru

friend

yes

l i n k ?

silence links r for the WEAK

lol

lmao

Links are for when grown people need a hand

scam links are for weaklings

oop

Link to that please! It looks so cool!

https://picrew.me/share?cd=kuAzWiHWdc

Have a nice day lol

idk what to name her but ye .-.

Can I have da link?

Lemme see if I can find the game..

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jacob  age-20    so hes how do i say this.......... not reliable like at all  personality-fuck boy,fighter he dont care about he will pop you if he wants  he likes to be alone,rude,flirty,sarcastic i might use him as a oc  

them abs lol

lmao

can I just say.. rabbit kun has this mark on his wrist that looks like some heart alpha mark lol


Yeah he doesn’t like the mark lol

Apparently I am now denki

The middle finger is the new pinky

Part of the baku squad

You can tell i have no flaws

My favorite show is mickey mouse

And my parent kicked me out of their house.

I live dorm

Working on my super saiyan form.

I could say you're quite shocking

But that would be lying (because only lightning and stuff shocks stuff-)

Now why don't you come.

I have a question.

answer it before I hit you with a pan

Now that my rhyme is done

I hope you had incredible fun

Now go friend me on discord 

Before I bet bored

anameinwhichyoucannotfathom#4419

Yeetus cleetus I shall now deletus your feetus

-places a lego on the floor-




































































































































Legend has it they still agree about til this day

I also thought it said Mario aswell 

Letsa go lol 

xD

yahooo lol

Lmao the memes

memez are loife

Yes

y e s

I did it again.. fluid floof said this when we were playing truth or dare lol

:D

words of wisdom lol

Cry ash you do this for what lol

I’m starting to regret calling you an Ashley lol

You a Brittany now lol

.-.

this is what happens after the squad plays truth or dare..

THEY MAKE MEMES

XD

man Imma get ash so good lol

😄

lol

I gave her this lol


* WHEEZE * that’s karma for her

lol

I’ve been saying this for the past minute

I GOT A CLoNcK NO gIrls they GoTtA dIe HAha

WaKe Up WiTh No.. I Can I CaNt BaBy JeeNes

I can’t say the rest because of horney reasons lol

Does anyone else backread so that they can see if they missed anything 'cause they've been gone all night? ✋ Also is anyone else left-handed?

I’m right handed.. but I can somewhat dislocate and relocate my left wrist lol

😲 HOW TF DO YOU DO THAT!?!

I have no clue.. I do it with my toes aswell lol

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TELL MEH I'M GOING TO GO THROUGH "HOW TO DISLOCATE SOMEONE'S BODY PARTS" AGAIN

I just can...

I can completely dislocate my pinky on both hands and put it back in place sith no problem, doesnt even affect it.

I have wiggle toes lol

Lmao but can you cross your toes? Or lift up just your big toe? Or just have down ur pinkys with the other fingers up? Or be able to twist finger around backwards? (I will reply to my self to show you all of these)

I can cross my toes lol

rp anyone?

Sure

:D

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You start oki?

oki

oki heres my character

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Mirai wanders through the amusement park wondering what ride he should go on when he sees someone trying to get something stuck in a tree...


Lilac: crap i cant reach *tries to grab it*

Deleted 3 years ago

sure  christopher age -19 richest and youngest ceo owns a designer brand    personality- very smart, calm,  fav food- as rich as he is he just likes burgers and fries 

Can I have the game link plz?

https://picrew.me/image_maker/32223    yea

ty

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*insert Make Up by Ariana Grande* *puts shades on* 
















I LIKE TO FUCK WITH YOU JUST TO MAKE UP WITH YOU 

'CAUSE THE WAY YOU BE SCREAMING MY NAME MAKE ME WANNA MAKE LOVE TO YOU

I MIGHT BREAK UP WITH YOU JUST TO MAKE UP WITH YOU 

AT THE END OF THE DAY BOY YOU KNOW THAT I'M 'BOUT TO WAKE UP WITH YOU

I LOVE IT WHEN WE MAKE UP 

GO 'HEAD RUIN MY MAKEUP 

I LOVE IT WHEN WE MAKE UP

GO 'HEAD RUIN MY MAKE UP

MY ENERGY AND ATTITUDE DON'T REALLY COINCIDE

IM STAYING MAD ALL DAY SO WE CAN LET IT OUT TONIGHT

BRING YOU TO THE BED WHERE WE CAN REALLY MAKE IT RIGHT

SORRY IN A BOX SO WHEN IT POPS SUPRISE SUPRISE

I LOVE IT WHEN WE MAKE UP 

GO 'HEAD RUIN MY MAKEUP 

I LOVE IT WHEN WE MAKE UP 

GO 'HEAD RUIN MY MAKEUP

PROMISE ME THAT WHEN YOU KISS MY LIPS YOU MAKE IT STICK

THATS THE WAY TO SHUT ME UP AFTER AN ARGUMENT

NO EYELINER ON BUT LOOKING AT YOU IS THE FIX 

HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE JUST LIKE THAT FENTY BEAUTY KIT

I LOVE IT WHEN WE MAKE UP 

GO 'HEAD RUIN MY MAKEUP

I LOVE IT WHEN WE MAKE UP

GO 'HEAD RUIN MY MAKEUP 

LET ME STAY IN MY BAG 'CAUSE I LIKE IT WHEN YOU MAD

ITS A MOOD, ITS A VIBE, ITS A LOOK, ITS A MATCH

ATTITUDE, DREAM OF MINE

WHEN YOU SAY THAT I'M RIGHT

AND I FIND THAT IT WORKS EVERYTIME

AND I LOVE IT WHEN WE MAKE UP

GO 'HEAD RUIN MY MAKEUP

AND I LOVE IT WHEN WE MAKE UP 

GO 'HEAD RUIN MY MAKEUP 

i missed some of the words at the end but ish oki 

lol

Mommi ;( Someones child hit me so I killed them can I hide the body in the closet- I also robbed a bank while I was at it so can I give the money to you.... ;(

:D IT IS YOUR SPECIALTY TO ROB AND GET AWAY WITHOUT THOSE IDIOTS KNOWING...ANYWAYS THE CLOSET ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH HIDE THEM IN THE BASEMENT THOSE BUGS LOVE CRAWLING IN DEAD PPL'S MOUTHS WORD OF ADVICE DON'T STEP IN ANY OF THE BLOOD AND DON'T LET ANY OF THE DEAD BODIES FALL ON YOU

aLRIGHT CAN YOU COME WITH ME I AM A BIT SCARED ;(

oki

what kinda-

ITS  CALLED ARIANA GRANDE

oh.. i uh... 

YENOTO YEET lol

XD

im back bishes 

Hiiiuu

hello bae

Hi bby

hru

fine. Wbu?

good u

fine

OMG BABY BEAN IS BACK :DDD LET ME GET SOME GOOD PHOTOS OF EPIC RATS CMON SHOW EM TO ME ALSO CAN I GET THAT LINK- lol

lol wdym rats

You know the Hot rats the baby beans you always show us I never get to say there Hot- but I only simp for one!!!

oh lol mk sure

cristy age- 14 on left beth age-15 on right  

Hmmmmmmmm Why are they wearing bunny suits- I live with girls I am basically immune to seeing Girls doing anything I am to immune... ;(

ALSO LINKKK

Can I have the link plzz

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U slept again lad?

I thought cry ash kidnapped u!

lmao naw

good I protect u from cry ash lol

lol good

and I protect cry ash from her girlfriend.. I’m telling ya that girl watches blue bloods.. WE ALL KNOW THAT CRIMINAL MINDS IS BETTER!!

I’m real mad lol

Guys look at this Hyper detailed Gacha character I worked so hard on- Yes you do see a lot of shading on it but Ididn 't shade on anything I SHADED WITH THE GAME I AM PRO AT MAKING GACHA CHARACTERS NOBODY CAN COMPARE TO ME.

Ok so does your school have any flags cause my school has all the flags of the states lmao and infront of whole school me and my friend alex are freaking screaming asking where are the pride flags at. And i keep yelling "you guys forgot the pride flags!" And tgen awkwardly everyone stares at me EVERYONE 😝😂

That would be to embarrassing for me but I never notice flags. Ngl I am kinda loud like I talk a lot at my school nobody can ever talk over me. I- I.. Can I tell you something ;(

i am not shy everyone in the whole school knows im gay lol and yea sure whatsup?

I had a Crush in Middle School- Until I found out it was a BOY. So you know how I go by He/Him well I kinda only do that in this chatroom because I feel comfy with you guys outside of this I go by She/Her and now I think I like Girls ;( MAybe. I told my Sissy I think she understands me she just said I need to grow up. She said just don 't do any of the Transgender stuff and change your whole body. I 'm fine witht hat outside of here lol. BUT IDK WHAT TO DO SIGH

oh i go by they/them

WELL okay I don 't really you know I do get confusion when it comes to they/them because Idk how I should do it I just forget the they then just use your name- lol

I haven’t even been in my school lol

But in my old school I’ve put up pride flags without anyone knowing lol

The teachers did not take them down tho

lmao 1st day of pride month im wearing everything rainbow EVERYTHING and imma give peopel pride flags and put them everywhere

I might aswell paint my nails for pride month lol

Nobody will suspect it Lil' Sis!!!

then again I bite my nails so that nails polish won’t last a second lol

I KOW WHAT YOU ARE ALL THINKING... ICHIGO HAS BEEN DEAD FOR A WHILE- Uhm.. My Internet went out and you didn 't see my Baby photo mom LOOKIE-

tiny big brother!

Soo chubby!!

we did see the pic

mY MOTHER DIDN 'T >:(

SO ADORABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yOU WANT THE LINK? You can make baby picture of your children lol

I gtg my mom just got back from starbucks!!! MY YUMMY DRINK IS READY

I've never really been to starbucks 'cause it was always at the airport...Plus I've only been there 3 or 4 times .-. The only drink that I've had there was either water or chocolate milk I really want to try starbucks though .-.

😭 MY FUCKING DEMONIC ASSHOLE CAT WONT STOP STARING AT ME HELPPPPP

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“  don’t mess with me I’m a big kid now and I’m very scary!!”

Lmao

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You see that chair? It looks like a good yeeting chair 😏...You can thank me later on the mom advice...just maybe put some armor on 1st .-. someone over the face too .-. make sure the armor is very gud .-.

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