Monster Girl Maker

In one of my other comments I said I have porphyria if you don't know what that is it makes your eyes red constantly it makes your skin so sensitive to sunburns that you can't really be in sunlight for more than ten minutes (it varies from person to person tho) and it makes your skin tighter so you look really skinny and your incisors look huge so pretty much it's a birth defect that turns me into a knockoff twilight character

I want something to do but I don't want to keep bothering everyone do you guys have something I could do while I try to sleep

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bakugo katsuki cursed PHOTOS

NON BINARY UNCLE?! YOU NEED TO TELL ALL MY COUSINS ON HERE THAT I MIGHT NOT POST AND TO NOT WORRY IM NOT DEAD IF THEY DONT SEE THIS ITS CUZ IM AT MY GRANDMAS AND IM GOING TODAY AND IM GONNA CRY CUZ I CANT HANG OUT WITH A BABY CUZ I HAS A STUPID MOTHERFUCKING COLD!

plz don't budge about my work i just strarted 

hi

But seriously sorry you guys had to see that guys thing here's a picture of my rabbit taken on my potato ass Android phone to cleanse your mind

Remember kids check the account because the hateful or mean comments all belong to the fake 

No seriously I can not stress this enough look at the account difference and it's so obvious

Nobody:

12 year old me: *makes an oc for the soul purpose of shipping her with BaKuGoU kAtSuKi*

14 year old me: *GETS REALLY REALLY ATTACHED TO HER AND WOULD FACKING DIE FOR HER* 

Speaking of her.... im gonna make an incredibly and excessively long post about her because i fucking can

Welcome to: your non binary uncle teaches you how to make rice

So like the baisic water-to-rice ratio is 2 cups water to 1 cup rice , and make sure you've got a big enough pot or else it'll fill up to the top and it'll become an issue

Okay so, fill a pot of water (using the proper water measurements) and then season with salt (and maybe a lil bit of butter if ur feeling sPiCeY) and then take it off the heat and add the rice, add it back onto the heat and let it come to a boil again, then after it boils reduce heat and bring to a simmer, You want the top of the liquid to be bubbling, but gently, not at a full boil, or else it'll boil over  then youll leave it covered on the stove for a few minutes so it'll get all nice n fluffy the whole process (excluding the sitting on the stove) should take around 17 minutes 

(Im shit at explaining shit so this is sorta the best i can do)

HELLO EVERYONE I AM CLAIMING THE ROLE OF MGM'S NON BINARY UNCLE

as your non binary uncle i can help you with stuff like homework (not math. Fuck math). I give excellent advice. I have very funni memes. I'm a decent listener, and i can teach yall the MaAaAaGIIiIiIiIiIC of shit. Idk what it is yet...BUT I'LL TEACH YALL

Here's a pic off my dog.....you can look at it if you want.....i dont care...im not telling you what....i think he's cute.....you may not....i dont care......it your opinion...

This is Bella she is lesbian 

A gacha club oc I made his name is Caspian

Cat reveal?!

is the dick pick real?

Guys! Im laughing so much rn! Look at this cat! https://youtu.be/lk-Br9AVVXU

look at mah bby

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MY EYES ;-; 

kill me

god who has bleach 

oh lord-

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uhm-

let's just pretend this never happened . . 

yea im blocking and reporting thank you <>w<>

Why do i wanna snap marcies dick in half

Just like *makes snapping motion* like a twig ya know

little did you know bad marcie im bi 😏hehe lmao im not a perv im trying strategy 

hspv yall are mad at the wrong marcie click the one that said she was going to block yall and then click the one with his dick out two different people  the one with his thing out is the one yall need to be bashing the good marcie is just mad yall arent listening so yah. 

why is bad marcie's dick on here i just...........