so a smol part of Penelopes story is that she really likes terrariums
so she made one for almost everybody!
this frst one she made is for Shrignold, one of her favorite people in the world, ans she made it all about real love, sence Shrignold is apart of Malcolms "love" cult, she put in a cherry blossom tree, added roses, and made a lovley little romantic cafe
she made this one for Paige, and i know what youre thinking, yes EVERYTHING is green, even the water, THATS the joke
this one is for Malcolm, and she wanted everything to be super romantic, becuase oviously Malcolm knows what real love is, theres even a lesbain couple in there
this one is for Tony, and there used to be tons of little people in there, but Tony accidently killed them all, and only one remained, now his terrarium shows the passing of time, witch fits
this is Colins, and i think its really ironic and cute because it has nothing to do with technology at all, and instead everything in there is old-fashoned and cutsey
and now heres a gaint collection of every picture of Penelope
first one i ever made, and one of the best ones i have!
as you can see her outfit quickly went from something formal to something more casual
it surprisingly barely took me any time to come up with her backstory and relationships with some characters, i also switched he colors on her shirt and hoodie
i then added the bowtie and changed her horn colors
no, i did not switch her horn type on her, this maker just didnt have rams horns, so i had to make do, i also switched he colors on her hoodie and shirt back, and added her earrings
this is when i started really thinking about the first episode she was going to make in her life, and by episode i mean mental breakdown
this time i really thought about her outfit and what type of bowtie/tie she has
i didnt really do much about this one, i didnt really change anything, and the only thing i added was her shoe type and her stockings
this is the most realistic design i have yet, and this time i thought about her sexuality and dicided who she likes/is in a relationship with, and dicided shes dating Hairy, aka the Licorice Man
this is the first one where i tried to make her look happy, and this one has the closest to her hoodie than any of the others, i also gave her a drink in this one, and dicided that she does in fact have to eat to survive, even though she is mostly a robot
i FINALLY got to put the muzzle back on her, witch is an important key to her design, and if anyone is wondering she put that muzze n herself after diciding she was to dangerous without it, and yes, she is drinking coffee through a muzze wih a straw, shes pretty clever
this is another atempt at making a happy Penelope, and i say it went pretty well, also these are the exact glasses Penelope has
found this terrarium maker and dicided to make some of the things Penelope has in her room, this is one of her terrariums and yes, that is a real, living mini mermaid, not just a statue
this is her other Terraruim, and that is a smal woman in there, her name is Melody, named after someone she actualy holds dear to her, even though she doesnt show it often
this is Penelope at age 4, after the first time her parents didnt give her the answer to a question, as you can see shes very upset, and this is the first time i got to include her stuffed Bunny, named Tony Midnight, after someone who helped her learn about herself and what she can do, and how she can "teach"
this is her at age 3, beofre everything started falling apart, she was a very happy child back then, she was never sad, everyone loved and cared for her, and no one was crazy or mean yet, everything was happy, and peaceful, and because she is a robot, she can still remember these days
this is her at age 6, when she started to think that everything was her fault, i also changed her hoodie to a coat, becuase Page used to actualy spend money on food and comfortable clothes for everyone
this is her in-between when things fell apart and when things were happy and lovley, she didnt really know what to do with her life then
this is her at a more recent time, shes started havong thoughts of leaving home, but hasnt talked to anyone about it yet
this is child Colin! i feel like he would play Yu-Gi-Oh! or Pokemon
this is David the ugly canniball, and i hate him, also that is Hooman soup if anyone was wndering
this is Can Boi, Davids "helper" i actualy headcannon her as a girl, and ik in most AUs its a dude, but honestly Can Boi sounds like a girl, so im going with that
also here is another pcture of Penelope, and this is what she looks like when shes in a good mood
this is actualy the most realistic picture i have of Penelope, and this is her sexuality
more Penelope, and as you can see her metal rusted
and the couple that made Penelope, and when i say made i literally mean made, she is a wind-up toy, after all
and becuz i want to, this is how i headcannon every Don't Hug Me I'm Scared character (plus how they act around my OC, Penelope)
Paige: this chick it a TOTAL Karen, but she usualy hides it to make others like her and fall into her nightmare hell web, also, if anyone thinks green is a creative color and says that to her, she'll drop her nice act and kick thier ass
likes: red, orange, yellow, blue, purple, pink, black, white, brown, NOT green, other Karens, Colin
Dislikes: green, more green, did i mention green? and Penelope
relationship with Penelope: negitive 45%
Colin
Colin: hes very nice, sweet and caring, but due to the fact he is a conputer it is hard for him to share these feelings, and he is very tech obseesed, like, he will spend days working on his new programs without eating or charging himself
likes: Penelope, Green Dude, Stringy Boi, and everyone else
Dislikes: glitches, bugs in his programs, viruses, and David
relationship with Penelpe: 85% +
David
David: he acts nice, but only if you look tasty to him, otherwise he mostly ignores you, also he has a smol crush on Stringy Boi, but not enough for it to be serious
likes: his followers (other canniballs) Penelope, Penelopes insides
Dislikes: scrawny people, people who dont eat people, anti-cannibals, etc
relationship with Penelope: 26% +
Malcolm and the Cult
Malcolm and co.: theyre all pretty much the same, they'll accept anyone, just dont mention "love" to them, then they wont ever shut up.
likes: gravel, "love" their Gravel God, baisicly just gravel
dislikes: anyone who doesn belive in the religion of gravel, real actual love, Stringy Boi
so here are some more moments after Penelopes story
this was the first time anyone ever visited her, and ofc the first to visit was Colin, the conputer dude, Penelope eventually stopped talking when she was in the asylum, so this visit didnt go well, and that day Penelope learned that metal doesnt taste good
this was about the 4th visit, after the first the only one who ever visited was Paige, and all of her visits only ended in sadness and distaster, and one day Paige visited and saw Penelope getting black-out drunk, Paige almost died that day
ths was about the 7th visit, and the only time Malcolm visited, and the only time Penelope let Malcolm talk about his gravel God to her, whitch made Malcolm really happy
and this picture is why she teaches people about r_pe
time to put all pictures of Penelope into cronological order! (i think thats how u use tht word anyways)
this is the most accurate picture of what she looks like, so its the first one we're starting out with
this is her, she first gets introduced when Licoroche Man (Harry) brings her in after Bluedoo Hair (idk his name) eats Duck Dude, she shes all nervous and stuff becuase she HATES David (Canniball Guy) becuase he tried to eat her once, she just waves hi and starts teaching
about halfway into her episode things start getting emotional for her, so she takes a cigarette break like shes seen her "Mom" Paige do so many times
a little bit after she takes a break she sees her "Mom" Paige has taken her spotlight, her only chance at a real episode, so she getts really really pissed, and when shes feeling to many negitive emotions at once, well......think Davids episode
she accidently ends up eating frickin Paige (*clap clap* you have done the world a favor my child) and puts a muzzle on herself, and stops winding up her wind-up key
time skip a few months later and she hasnt wound up her key in about 4 months, and people start getting worried, Malcolm and Conputer dude try cheering her up, but it doesnt work becuase without her key wound up she cant feel happiness. after a while the deppression starts affecting everyone, Malcolm stops feeding gravel to his God, and Conputer Dude stops charging himself.
eventualy Time Dude makes time go an hour slower becuase the deppression hits him to, and the only ones not affected are Canniball Dudes and Paige, so then Paige has this ToTaLlY AMaZiNg idea to wind up Penelopes key, and Penelope can't handle the sudden rush of emotions that came with winding up her key, and snaps, Canputer Dude and the Canniball Dudes force her into an insane asylum, and only Paige and Conputer Dude are allowed to visit, and she sits there to this very day, missing her friends and wishing she just never wound up her key in the first place, additional visitors arent allowed to visit on any day execpt Thursdays, the day her episode came out.
this is directly after her episode, after what she did she started getting really insecure about what her "family" (the people that helped make her, so pretty much every single teacher) thought of her, and started hiding her beautiful rams gorns with her hood and headphones and she stopped winding up her wind-up key, witch without her key winded she cant feel any positive emotions or have creativity
eventualy she locked herself up in her room and stopped winding her key, and stopped letting other people wind her key, witch meant she couldnt feel any emotions other than fear and sadness/deppression, and she had no creativity left at all
Paige tried winding her key after a few months, becuase her peanut-sized bitch brain couldnt stand the part of herself used to make Penelope not being used, and Penelope couldnt handle the sudden rush of emotions she hadnt felt in almost a year, and that broke her, Conputer Dude (idk his name) and David forced her into an insane asylum where shes spent the rest of her days, only Paige and Conputer Dude are the only ones allowed to visit her, and only on Thursdays, the day her episode realeased
today i did that old challange where you keep making your OC over and over but with my DHMIS OC!
This is the OG, her name is Penelope and shes wind-up toy, her wind-up key is in the middle of her tits, and she teaches kids why r_pe is bad, shes the youngest character (that ik the age of) in the show, at age 13, and shes made of bits of all the other teachers (and i bet you can see what parts used to be whos) and every singe teacher picks on her for being nice to everybody and not being able to come up with any really fucked up ideas
this is her after the episode shes in, she put that muzzle on herself after she......uh, got a little out-of-control
I am classified as one of the special needs kids at school
Huh
(Mainly because i have adhd, am very behind in class and have an IEP *individual education program/plan* *that might i add is not helpful AT ALL, i don't appreciate having a teacher hovering over my shoulder all the damn time*)
I never really realized that
SPEAKING OF SCHOOL
I HAVE TO DO GYM FOR HALF A DAY FOR LIKE AN ENTRY QUADMESTER OR WHATEVER
*SCRREEEEEE*
SPEAKING OF SCHOOL AGAIN
I HAVE TO WALK. AND THATS FINE (sort of) BUT MY OTHER ISSUE IS THAT IM NOT EATING (because i don't want any Corona virus)
🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕
PQUESTIONS FOR MY AMERICAN FRIENDS / non Canadian pals
1. Where's y'alls bagged milk
2. do you have ketchup chips. And if you don't why not
3. Uh ;-;
4. (This is just a statement) YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THE PAIN OF COLORING NUNAVUT >:,0
5. Why doesn't your currency have animals on it
6. Wheres the bagged milk
7. Frick im running out of things
8. Why do y'all have to pay for healthcare
9. Whats the American equivalent of EBgames?
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HAVING TO FRICKING FIT THE WORDS TERRE-NEUVE ET LABRADOR ON THE TEENIEST GOD DAMN PROVINCE. BUT ILL DU PRINCE EDUARD.
I FUCKING HATE IT. BECAUSE MY FRENCH TEACHER MADE ME WRITE ON THE PROVINCE AND I COULDN'T GO ON THE OCEAN (different teacher)
(Btw that little green patch next to quebec is ill du prince eduard terre-neuve et labrador and another province) (wait no, the red bit is terre neuve et labrador)
Oki im done now
Sorry for wasting your time:p
OH AND DID I MENTION I HAVE TO COLOR AND LABEL THE LAKES, AND ACCURATELY LOCATE EVERY PROVINCES CAPITAL
(i mean i live in one of them so that one is easy)
2. OH MY GD TF ARE KETCHUP CHIPS THEY SOUND FUCKING AMAZING
3 wut
4........wut is dat?
5. becuase according to america animals arent important enough to be on money
6. its gone, y'all Canadians took it all
7. ok
8. because our government thinks taxes arent enough (real reason)
9. no i dont think so becuz idk wut that is
OH MY GOD
dude we dont have to do lakes and shit but we have do to the abreviations, first president born there (only on the hard tests tho) capitals, important dates in that state, you have to fit all the letters in the line they give you to right the state name, the fact that states exist, AAAAND what this state produces the most of
well i have an answer that fits all of them for the last one
Her name is melody she's a piano, she was gonna be in a later episode, but after harry left and roy turned it into a sick advertisement for his flakes she decided not to go on
(Lol she's a piano)
I did ANOTHER thing
This. Is. The. Dhmis teachers as children (also humanized)
First we have paige (she uses her hair to Express herself) i can see her getting really triggered at anyone who wants her to put green in her hair, because as we all know. Green is not a creative color
Next is tony, he and paige obviously get along the best (seeing as their canonically married) and they probably play together a lot
This is colin, paige hates his guts. Only because his hair and eyes are green. Melody likes him a lot though
And we have shrignold, who i think would constantly pick on manny and try to teach him about "love" he also follows malcolm around like a servant
This (obviously) is malcolm, he's sort of the king of the playground. And he knows all about "love" and wants everyone to follow him so he can teach them
(Frick. Ok switch colin and the other two around, im too lazy to do it myself)
He doesn't actually have a name (some fan names are steve and david so he's now david) David.... he's an interesting guy thats all i have to say
He also doesn't have a name, but he loves david sm, (he's kinda like an annoying little brother)
And OBVIOUSLY i put melody into this lil thing, she *tries to* hang(s) out with colin, but she's pretty socially awkward and anxious so y'know
kay ima just do some stupid comentary on everyone becuz this is how i try to cope with the bottomless abusive nightmare hell or death that is Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
kay
Paige: UH BITCH, GREEN IS A CREATIVE COLOR
Tony:......dude (hes the clock guy right?) seriousy please let me keep my skin
Colin: (i for got who he is but hes the conputer guy right?) dude just a heads-up im downloading virus protection onto you
Shrignold:.....i forgot who you are
Malcolm: i forgot who you are to
David: OH NO NO NO NO NO!!! YOURE CANNIBALL GUY ARENT YOU! UH BITCH NO YOURE THE ONE WHO GAVE ME NIGHTMARES FOR WEEKS!!!! LOOK DUDE IF YOU WANNA EAT PEOPLE THATS ON YOU, BUT DONT FORCE IT ON OTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I HAVE A PANIC ATTACK
green nameless dude:.....please dont kill me i just explodd on the other guy, ive had enough.....i also forgot who you are to
Melody:...kay youre new, what nightmare hell are you going to drag me into?
kay to try to cope with the endless nightmare Hell that is DHMIS, im now going to say my opinions on everyone:
Paige: uh *ahem* GREEN IS A CREATIVE COLOR BITCH
Tony: ......please let me keep ym skin after i talk to you, i need my skin to live thank you very much
Colin: (hes the conputer guy right?) *ahem* bitch you aint touchin these buns hon i downloaded virus protection
Shrignold: *this is gravel cult love guy right?) *ahem* uh please no i have a REAL boyfriend so i know what REAL love is, plese be quiet, and stop feeding your "king" gravel, it prolly tastes gross
Malcolm: hey no offense but i entirely forgot who you are
David: OH HELL NO, I AINT EATING YOU STUPID PEOPLE MEAT! QUIT FORCING CANNIBALLISIM ONTO OTHER PEOPLE! STOP IT PLEASE GTFO
green person: please stop following David, it will prolly be the literal end of you
Melody: oh hello, what insane nightmare hell are you going to drag me into?
also wut does everyone have to say about wut i just said to them?
also my DHMIS OC:
This is Penelope, and shes a sort od wind-up toy, her wind-up key being right in the middle of her titties, and she teaches people about why r_pe is bad, she was also made out of bits of all the other teachers, and some random scraps of metal (conputer guy gave her those) and she gets picked on by everyone else for being kind instead of murder-y
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DAVID AND GREEN GUYS HASH CAME
this is Davids, and there used to be lots of people in here but.....he ate them all, these two, a gay couple, are the nly two left
and this s what happens when green guy does what David says
green guys place looks kool :>
ye it does
hallo everyone
so a smol part of Penelopes story is that she really likes terrariums
so she made one for almost everybody!
this frst one she made is for Shrignold, one of her favorite people in the world, ans she made it all about real love, sence Shrignold is apart of Malcolms "love" cult, she put in a cherry blossom tree, added roses, and made a lovley little romantic cafe
she made this one for Paige, and i know what youre thinking, yes EVERYTHING is green, even the water, THATS the joke
this one is for Malcolm, and she wanted everything to be super romantic, becuase oviously Malcolm knows what real love is, theres even a lesbain couple in there
this one is for Tony, and there used to be tons of little people in there, but Tony accidently killed them all, and only one remained, now his terrarium shows the passing of time, witch fits
this is Colins, and i think its really ironic and cute because it has nothing to do with technology at all, and instead everything in there is old-fashoned and cutsey
DAVUDS AND GREEN GUYS COMING SOON
i was bored so i randomized all the characters I had roleplayed ( well the ones i remember) and i got jamie ._.
and i made a whole bunch pictures of her <>w<>
this . . . is probably the closest you'll get to her
this one looks nothing like her ._.
mmmm this one is pretty close to . . minus not having the yellow eye
hooman
mor hooman
for some reason i cant help but cringe at this one <>w<>
ah her first kill . . satisfying isnt it?
she's so sensitive it makes me wanna cry ;w;
congrats you made it to the end
you have earned a free meal of bio with a side of facts
Name: Jamie
speices: (i havent got a name for it ._.)
personality: kind, s e n s i t i v e, a nerdy child, adventurous, brave yet she gets scared easily
fears: bullies?, heights?, the fear of losing control of what going on around you and having an emotional breakdown?
enjoys: she's found an intrest in sewing i guess, she likes to grow plants, messing with hair ->-, and i guess reading outside
dislikes: being rude to people, and meatballs ._. (i am highly offended, meatballs are delicious >:<)
meatballs are gross i agree with jamie
>:O how dares you
meatballs are gud
i dare
meatballs taste like hot ass on a stick
:O oh my she dares
i mean tbh they kinda are? minus the butt part ._.
becuz ya know tooth picks.
also- dont eat the slimy saucy meatballs i agree with those tasting like crap
yes i do
hmmm
well yeah
yeah man those are the only meatballs ive ever tried
I put (dry) meatballs in soup
(Its rlly good)
-ik this was 2 days ago but idc :>-
indeed thay are ;w;
also jamie ish adorable
oh tanks :T
ur welcome
jamie ur adorable
-looks at jamie-
jamie is confused by your compliment ._.
well thats ok
shes frickin adorable
in fact, i shall bring some peoples over teh agree
*all teh sides come becuz most of them like kids*
Patton: oh my god! can i keep her Thomas?
Thomas: no Patton, she problibly has a mother and father to go home to
Patton: aawww i was really hoping
Virgil: *lots of finger snaps* hey, earth to Patton, you have two kids already!
Patton: but i want 3!
Good night
night-? <>w<>
no bad why no ew bad nightmares i can smell spagetti scauce now
<>w<>
Thats jello
that doesnt explain why i smelled spagetti
no it does not
back
i agree
also nuuuu dont leave meh
GUYS I GTG
ill be back in 30-40 mins
okay-
im back
hallo :>
hoi m8
:T
hi
and now heres a gaint collection of every picture of Penelope
first one i ever made, and one of the best ones i have!
as you can see her outfit quickly went from something formal to something more casual
it surprisingly barely took me any time to come up with her backstory and relationships with some characters, i also switched he colors on her shirt and hoodie
i then added the bowtie and changed her horn colors
no, i did not switch her horn type on her, this maker just didnt have rams horns, so i had to make do, i also switched he colors on her hoodie and shirt back, and added her earrings
this is when i started really thinking about the first episode she was going to make in her life, and by episode i mean mental breakdown
this time i really thought about her outfit and what type of bowtie/tie she has
i didnt really do much about this one, i didnt really change anything, and the only thing i added was her shoe type and her stockings
this is the most realistic design i have yet, and this time i thought about her sexuality and dicided who she likes/is in a relationship with, and dicided shes dating Hairy, aka the Licorice Man
this is the first one where i tried to make her look happy, and this one has the closest to her hoodie than any of the others, i also gave her a drink in this one, and dicided that she does in fact have to eat to survive, even though she is mostly a robot
i FINALLY got to put the muzzle back on her, witch is an important key to her design, and if anyone is wondering she put that muzze n herself after diciding she was to dangerous without it, and yes, she is drinking coffee through a muzze wih a straw, shes pretty clever
this is another atempt at making a happy Penelope, and i say it went pretty well, also these are the exact glasses Penelope has
found this terrarium maker and dicided to make some of the things Penelope has in her room, this is one of her terrariums and yes, that is a real, living mini mermaid, not just a statue
this is her other Terraruim, and that is a smal woman in there, her name is Melody, named after someone she actualy holds dear to her, even though she doesnt show it often
this is Penelope at age 4, after the first time her parents didnt give her the answer to a question, as you can see shes very upset, and this is the first time i got to include her stuffed Bunny, named Tony Midnight, after someone who helped her learn about herself and what she can do, and how she can "teach"
this is her at age 3, beofre everything started falling apart, she was a very happy child back then, she was never sad, everyone loved and cared for her, and no one was crazy or mean yet, everything was happy, and peaceful, and because she is a robot, she can still remember these days
this is her at age 6, when she started to think that everything was her fault, i also changed her hoodie to a coat, becuase Page used to actualy spend money on food and comfortable clothes for everyone
this is her in-between when things fell apart and when things were happy and lovley, she didnt really know what to do with her life then
this is her at a more recent time, shes started havong thoughts of leaving home, but hasnt talked to anyone about it yet
le end
So y'all know how i HATE popsicle sticks?
Well i found another thing i hate
COTTON BALLS
*SCREEEEE* THEY FEEL TERRIBLE
>:(
yes agreed
y'know when you have a dry marker and you try to draw with it
And it like makes that uncomfy noise
Thats what they feel like (and popsicle sticks)
yeh ik
Ok.
I've decided
This song
Is gay
yeh
wait gay as in lame or gay as is actualy gay?
Actually gay
It gives me girl in red vibes
So therefore it is now homosexual
and a collection of all the happy pictures
okay so none of the pictures are happy, theseare just the leftover pictures
eh its close, well not really
insane boi
kay so shes comfortable in this one, it was prolly taken after talking to Colin
speaking of witch here is all le pun names in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
Paige = Page
Colin = semi-colin, a key on the keybaord
and thats all ik
here is a collection of all le deppressed pictures of Penelope:
and this my children is why you dont accidently eat your mom
sometimes you just need a break
plz halp this girl
don't stay awake for to long, don't go to bed..........
don't leave a 11-year-old in an insane asylum
(NEW picture) don't make your 11-year-old beg for mercy
this is a bittersweet child, she may look happy on the outside, but the inside is always a different story
she needs sleep and happiness
THIS is the most realistic Penelope ever actualy (also NEW picture)
here are some DHMIS stuff i made!
its Paige as a kid! also as a human
this is child Colin! i feel like he would play Yu-Gi-Oh! or Pokemon
this is David the ugly canniball, and i hate him, also that is Hooman soup if anyone was wndering
this is Can Boi, Davids "helper" i actualy headcannon her as a girl, and ik in most AUs its a dude, but honestly Can Boi sounds like a girl, so im going with that
also here is another pcture of Penelope, and this is what she looks like when shes in a good mood
this is actualy the most realistic picture i have of Penelope, and this is her sexuality
more Penelope, and as you can see her metal rusted
and the couple that made Penelope, and when i say made i literally mean made, she is a wind-up toy, after all
guys help
whats the second guy from the cannballisim episode in dhmis' name?
y'know, the spinach/broccoli/other green vegtible guy?
im trying to look up a reference to make them with but idk the name so i cant frickin find it
They don't have a name
I googled it and they haven't got one
THEN HOW THE HELL DO I FUCKIN GOOGLE THEM
stupid dhmis
you google
Human version of the can from dhmis
Silly
okaaay
hallo
i am back
and becuz i want to, this is how i headcannon every Don't Hug Me I'm Scared character (plus how they act around my OC, Penelope)
Paige: this chick it a TOTAL Karen, but she usualy hides it to make others like her and fall into her nightmare hell web, also, if anyone thinks green is a creative color and says that to her, she'll drop her nice act and kick thier ass
likes: red, orange, yellow, blue, purple, pink, black, white, brown, NOT green, other Karens, Colin
Dislikes: green, more green, did i mention green? and Penelope
relationship with Penelope: negitive 45%
Colin
Colin: hes very nice, sweet and caring, but due to the fact he is a conputer it is hard for him to share these feelings, and he is very tech obseesed, like, he will spend days working on his new programs without eating or charging himself
likes: Penelope, Green Dude, Stringy Boi, and everyone else
Dislikes: glitches, bugs in his programs, viruses, and David
relationship with Penelpe: 85% +
David
David: he acts nice, but only if you look tasty to him, otherwise he mostly ignores you, also he has a smol crush on Stringy Boi, but not enough for it to be serious
likes: his followers (other canniballs) Penelope, Penelopes insides
Dislikes: scrawny people, people who dont eat people, anti-cannibals, etc
relationship with Penelope: 26% +
Malcolm and the Cult
Malcolm and co.: theyre all pretty much the same, they'll accept anyone, just dont mention "love" to them, then they wont ever shut up.
likes: gravel, "love" their Gravel God, baisicly just gravel
dislikes: anyone who doesn belive in the religion of gravel, real actual love, Stringy Boi
relationship with Penelope: 89% +
MORE COMING SOON
I have another question for the non canadians
What do you Do with your syrup
-_-
This is a very important question. I need answers posthaste
well . .
we put it on waffles and pancakes
Or French toast
But for some reason I wanna put it on popcorn <>><>
My parents won't let me though
They say I won't like and it would be wasted
I see
*takes notes*
Yall need to do this in the winter tho
boil maple syrup like from the trees
And get popsicle sticks
And put them in a tray of snow
Then pour the maple syrup on the snow
And then we have taffy on the snow / maple syrup popsicles
uh-
We buy syrup from the store
And it like fake syrup
So- ye
ok FIRST OFF
Get yourselfs some PROPER SYRUP
Cos table syrup is good and all
But like
Its not from trees
how would we get it-
There's no maple trees near lol
uh, put it on pancakes and waffles
and i heard some people put it on ice cream
thats about it
Ok
*notes*
What TYPE of syrup do you use -_-
uh.......idk we dont have any in the house if youre talking about brand
and uh type........idk about that either
most of it is imported from Canada tho
hmmmm
I see -_-
Ok then
yeh
cool
so here are some more moments after Penelopes story
this was the first time anyone ever visited her, and ofc the first to visit was Colin, the conputer dude, Penelope eventually stopped talking when she was in the asylum, so this visit didnt go well, and that day Penelope learned that metal doesnt taste good
this was about the 4th visit, after the first the only one who ever visited was Paige, and all of her visits only ended in sadness and distaster, and one day Paige visited and saw Penelope getting black-out drunk, Paige almost died that day
ths was about the 7th visit, and the only time Malcolm visited, and the only time Penelope let Malcolm talk about his gravel God to her, whitch made Malcolm really happy
and this picture is why she teaches people about r_pe
time to put all pictures of Penelope into cronological order! (i think thats how u use tht word anyways)
this is the most accurate picture of what she looks like, so its the first one we're starting out with
this is her, she first gets introduced when Licoroche Man (Harry) brings her in after Bluedoo Hair (idk his name) eats Duck Dude, she shes all nervous and stuff becuase she HATES David (Canniball Guy) becuase he tried to eat her once, she just waves hi and starts teaching
about halfway into her episode things start getting emotional for her, so she takes a cigarette break like shes seen her "Mom" Paige do so many times
a little bit after she takes a break she sees her "Mom" Paige has taken her spotlight, her only chance at a real episode, so she getts really really pissed, and when shes feeling to many negitive emotions at once, well......think Davids episode
she accidently ends up eating frickin Paige (*clap clap* you have done the world a favor my child) and puts a muzzle on herself, and stops winding up her wind-up key
time skip a few months later and she hasnt wound up her key in about 4 months, and people start getting worried, Malcolm and Conputer dude try cheering her up, but it doesnt work becuase without her key wound up she cant feel happiness. after a while the deppression starts affecting everyone, Malcolm stops feeding gravel to his God, and Conputer Dude stops charging himself.
eventualy Time Dude makes time go an hour slower becuase the deppression hits him to, and the only ones not affected are Canniball Dudes and Paige, so then Paige has this ToTaLlY AMaZiNg idea to wind up Penelopes key, and Penelope can't handle the sudden rush of emotions that came with winding up her key, and snaps, Canputer Dude and the Canniball Dudes force her into an insane asylum, and only Paige and Conputer Dude are allowed to visit, and she sits there to this very day, missing her friends and wishing she just never wound up her key in the first place, additional visitors arent allowed to visit on any day execpt Thursdays, the day her episode came out.
< THE END >
i hash now made even more pictures of Penelope
this is directly after her episode, after what she did she started getting really insecure about what her "family" (the people that helped make her, so pretty much every single teacher) thought of her, and started hiding her beautiful rams gorns with her hood and headphones and she stopped winding up her wind-up key, witch without her key winded she cant feel any positive emotions or have creativity
eventualy she locked herself up in her room and stopped winding her key, and stopped letting other people wind her key, witch meant she couldnt feel any emotions other than fear and sadness/deppression, and she had no creativity left at all
Paige tried winding her key after a few months, becuase her peanut-sized bitch brain couldnt stand the part of herself used to make Penelope not being used, and Penelope couldnt handle the sudden rush of emotions she hadnt felt in almost a year, and that broke her, Conputer Dude (idk his name) and David forced her into an insane asylum where shes spent the rest of her days, only Paige and Conputer Dude are the only ones allowed to visit her, and only on Thursdays, the day her episode realeased
insane drago <>w<>
shes actualy a wind-up toy made of a bunch of different parts
and shes SUPPOSED to have ram gorns but stupid picrew doesnt have those on most avatar makers
(shes my Don't Hug Me I'm Scared OC)
Ok
Okey
-already hugging her- what did you say?
yes
*nods head*
Penelope: thats just the name you dolt! i actuay really like hugs!
Penelope: *shes currently visiting the other teachers becuase shes kinda better* you should go before the others find you, theyre not as nice
<>w<>
Ok
oh, ok -stays here because i wanna mess with some people-
today i did that old challange where you keep making your OC over and over but with my DHMIS OC!
This is the OG, her name is Penelope and shes wind-up toy, her wind-up key is in the middle of her tits, and she teaches kids why r_pe is bad, shes the youngest character (that ik the age of) in the show, at age 13, and shes made of bits of all the other teachers (and i bet you can see what parts used to be whos) and every singe teacher picks on her for being nice to everybody and not being able to come up with any really fucked up ideas
this is her after the episode shes in, she put that muzzle on herself after she......uh, got a little out-of-control
this is her about halfway through her episode
this is her at about the begining of her episode
Y'know..... it just hit me,
I am classified as one of the special needs kids at school
Huh
(Mainly because i have adhd, am very behind in class and have an IEP *individual education program/plan* *that might i add is not helpful AT ALL, i don't appreciate having a teacher hovering over my shoulder all the damn time*)
I never really realized that
SPEAKING OF SCHOOL
I HAVE TO DO GYM FOR HALF A DAY FOR LIKE AN ENTRY QUADMESTER OR WHATEVER
*SCRREEEEEE*
SPEAKING OF SCHOOL AGAIN
I HAVE TO WALK. AND THATS FINE (sort of) BUT MY OTHER ISSUE IS THAT IM NOT EATING (because i don't want any Corona virus)
🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕
PQUESTIONS FOR MY AMERICAN FRIENDS / non Canadian pals
1. Where's y'alls bagged milk
2. do you have ketchup chips. And if you don't why not
3. Uh ;-;
4. (This is just a statement) YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THE PAIN OF COLORING NUNAVUT >:,0
5. Why doesn't your currency have animals on it
6. Wheres the bagged milk
7. Frick im running out of things
8. Why do y'all have to pay for healthcare
9. Whats the American equivalent of EBgames?
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HAVING TO FRICKING FIT THE WORDS TERRE-NEUVE ET LABRADOR ON THE TEENIEST GOD DAMN PROVINCE. BUT ILL DU PRINCE EDUARD.
I FUCKING HATE IT. BECAUSE MY FRENCH TEACHER MADE ME WRITE ON THE PROVINCE AND I COULDN'T GO ON THE OCEAN (different teacher)
(Btw that little green patch next to quebec is ill du prince eduard terre-neuve et labrador and another province) (wait no, the red bit is terre neuve et labrador)
Oki im done now
Sorry for wasting your time:p
OH AND DID I MENTION I HAVE TO COLOR AND LABEL THE LAKES, AND ACCURATELY LOCATE EVERY PROVINCES CAPITAL
(i mean i live in one of them so that one is easy)
1. bagged milk is not existance in america
2. OH MY GD TF ARE KETCHUP CHIPS THEY SOUND FUCKING AMAZING
3 wut
4........wut is dat?
5. becuase according to america animals arent important enough to be on money
6. its gone, y'all Canadians took it all
7. ok
8. because our government thinks taxes arent enough (real reason)
9. no i dont think so becuz idk wut that is
OH MY GOD
dude we dont have to do lakes and shit but we have do to the abreviations, first president born there (only on the hard tests tho) capitals, important dates in that state, you have to fit all the letters in the line they give you to right the state name, the fact that states exist, AAAAND what this state produces the most of
well i have an answer that fits all of them for the last one
GODDAMN TAXES AND USELESS SHIT
y'all just have to ASK for bagged milk
Ketchup chips are freaking fabulous
Yeh
Nunavut is a province (its up north, its like Canadian alaska)(alaska is a state right?)
Animals on money is fabulous i highly recommend
And eb games is a game store and it sells consoles and a small amount of graphic tees and anime merch
kay den
yes i want some now
ye
kay, and yes Alaska isa state like Hawaii
yes bitch
oh so American Game Stop
yeh
U should tell the uhhh idk that u need ketchup chips
Oh okie (smort)
✨yas✨
Oh is that what it is
yeye
ok
ye, also ye
Y A S
yep
so for anyone who is wondering
here some shit about meh:
hoi, for those who are new meh name is.....leys go with Para
kay, im an age that is a number and im kinda the self-proclaimed therapist around here
i love rp-ing, and here are some of the fandoms i do:
1. Undertale
2. FNaF
3. BATIM
4. Creepypasta
5. Steven Universe
6. any Undertale AU, my favorites being Oceantale, Underfell, and Underswap (minus Blue, he is a insane jerk)
7. Sanders Sides
8. literally any fandom as long as im framiliar with it
also here are my hours:
Mon-Wed 3pm-7: 40 pm CST
Fri-Sat 2pm-10pm CST
CLOSED SUNDAYS
MEEP
im sometimes on from 11am-10: 30pm CST
anyone else get their school chrome yet? <>w<>
What's a school chrome?
i have to go to skool and im not eating and i have to walk._. oof
a school chromebook
a chromebook owned by a school lol
wait....
Y'all's schools can afford stuff like that?
What
yea lol
WHAT
WE HAVE TO DO LIKE A MILLION FUNDRAISERS TO AFFORD BETTER SPORTS EQUIPMENT
And i don't even LIKE sports
YALLLLL
I JUST FOUND THE FUNNIEST SHIT
(Ok so theres this vegan bitch on tiktok and she's racist and homophobic and tries to push being vegan on everyone)
And she teaches at this school and if you look at the reviews
The photos are even better
And in case you were wondering what this
attention‼️attention💅🏼one1️⃣two2️⃣three3️⃣are you ready☂️ŸÏPPËÊ😀äfjekos👁is⛅️the🔒name✏️of🌈my☝️school⛪️
Is all about
Let me show you
._.
oOf
🤣
<>w<>
...
OK
...
oof
🤣🤣🤣
what the hell
🤣😭💀🤣
what tf is this shit
idk lol
k den
iM bOrEd
anYoN3 waNnA rP?
I has some suGgestOinSssssS
-fnaf
-scp
-mha
-fruits basket
-creepypasta
-batim
-idk something original or not an Fandom
-my species thingy (I don't have a name for it) (technicly like a zalgoid but a zalgoid is its own species and a different type of demon)
Sure:p
oOp ok
Which one-
uhhh u choose
I would choose either fnaf or my speices one ._.
so uh one of thos
Uh idk
Either is cool
;-;
creepypasta or batim
mMmmMMmmm
creepypasta . . ?
idk anything really about batim except about how bendy is out to kill you ._.
ok sure
uh kay my OC is gonna be Para
this is mine her name is jamie
she is my own speices which is kinda like a zalgoid but different . . ?
zalgoids are a different type of demons though ._.
and mine can be born from 4 types of couples <>w<>
also sorry took so long my cat kept wanting in and out while i was making her
should i tell you about the species or are you fine
Jamie: -she would be sitting and crying behind her school-
she be fourteen :T
srry ad to go
uhh.....i MAY have looked through one of your rps with Kat cuz i was bored, hope you dont mind
so i already know about dem
sorry for looking through ur rp with Kat
Para: *on a mission to get moar ppl still*
Para: *.........i hash nvr smelt dis scent before, da hell is dis thing?*
Para: hi kiddo, why are you upset?
i challenge you guys to draw one of these pictures
cant wait to see what you make
I have created a
MASTERPIECE
\(.0.)/
a masterpeice indeed
😌👌
😋✌
😗👉👉
G A S P
*bows*
I shall later
. . .
Bc im to lazy rn
omg so beautiful
nice
OK GN
Night
I did a thing
Yay me
This is my dhmis oc
Her name is melody she's a piano, she was gonna be in a later episode, but after harry left and roy turned it into a sick advertisement for his flakes she decided not to go on
(Lol she's a piano)
I did ANOTHER thing
This. Is. The. Dhmis teachers as children (also humanized)
First we have paige (she uses her hair to Express herself) i can see her getting really triggered at anyone who wants her to put green in her hair, because as we all know. Green is not a creative color
Next is tony, he and paige obviously get along the best (seeing as their canonically married) and they probably play together a lot
This is colin, paige hates his guts. Only because his hair and eyes are green. Melody likes him a lot though
And we have shrignold, who i think would constantly pick on manny and try to teach him about "love" he also follows malcolm around like a servant
This (obviously) is malcolm, he's sort of the king of the playground. And he knows all about "love" and wants everyone to follow him so he can teach them
(Frick. Ok switch colin and the other two around, im too lazy to do it myself)
He doesn't actually have a name (some fan names are steve and david so he's now david) David.... he's an interesting guy thats all i have to say
He also doesn't have a name, but he loves david sm, (he's kinda like an annoying little brother)
And OBVIOUSLY i put melody into this lil thing, she *tries to* hang(s) out with colin, but she's pretty socially awkward and anxious so y'know
(I spent so long on this)
*cries in too much time on my hands*
Here's all the human teachers (with the exception on malcom)
*i wanna be collin's friend*
Waaaaaaaaait don't hug me I'm scared
Yas
nonononononononono
nononno
NO
NO
NO NO NOPE NO
*cue me having a panic atack on that last one*
*pat pat*
*i givs yew a BIIIG bear hug because im FRICKIN TRAMAMTIZED*
BITCH I SAW THAT EPISODE AND I HAD NIGHTMARES FOR SO GODDAMN LONG
lol
Aww, i... kinda found it funny (the episode, not u getting traumatized)
what are you using can i have a link
魔法学校入学手続き|Picrew
its a picrewhttps://picrew.me/image_maker/22819
(I really like it)
Nice
I liked the blue piano
😳
Idk but, if someone is a pianist and wants to flirt with her
...
I have mental problems.
... m e t o o ; - ;
Same bruh
;-;
i just gor very tramatized after remembering how much that scared me
it gave me nightmares for an entire month
and im not even egzaggerating
kay ima just do some stupid comentary on everyone becuz this is how i try to cope with the bottomless abusive nightmare hell or death that is Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
kay
Paige: UH BITCH, GREEN IS A CREATIVE COLOR
Tony:......dude (hes the clock guy right?) seriousy please let me keep my skin
Colin: (i for got who he is but hes the conputer guy right?) dude just a heads-up im downloading virus protection onto you
Shrignold:.....i forgot who you are
Malcolm: i forgot who you are to
David: OH NO NO NO NO NO!!! YOURE CANNIBALL GUY ARENT YOU! UH BITCH NO YOURE THE ONE WHO GAVE ME NIGHTMARES FOR WEEKS!!!! LOOK DUDE IF YOU WANNA EAT PEOPLE THATS ON YOU, BUT DONT FORCE IT ON OTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I HAVE A PANIC ATTACK
green nameless dude:.....please dont kill me i just explodd on the other guy, ive had enough.....i also forgot who you are to
Melody:...kay youre new, what nightmare hell are you going to drag me into?
kay to try to cope with the endless nightmare Hell that is DHMIS, im now going to say my opinions on everyone:
Paige: uh *ahem* GREEN IS A CREATIVE COLOR BITCH
Tony: ......please let me keep ym skin after i talk to you, i need my skin to live thank you very much
Colin: (hes the conputer guy right?) *ahem* bitch you aint touchin these buns hon i downloaded virus protection
Shrignold: *this is gravel cult love guy right?) *ahem* uh please no i have a REAL boyfriend so i know what REAL love is, plese be quiet, and stop feeding your "king" gravel, it prolly tastes gross
Malcolm: hey no offense but i entirely forgot who you are
David: OH HELL NO, I AINT EATING YOU STUPID PEOPLE MEAT! QUIT FORCING CANNIBALLISIM ONTO OTHER PEOPLE! STOP IT PLEASE GTFO
green person: please stop following David, it will prolly be the literal end of you
Melody: oh hello, what insane nightmare hell are you going to drag me into?
Melody is going to teach yall abt PIANO
hmmmmmm
i dont trust that................at all..........
also wut does everyone have to say about wut i just said to them?
also my DHMIS OC:
This is Penelope, and shes a sort od wind-up toy, her wind-up key being right in the middle of her titties, and she teaches people about why r_pe is bad, she was also made out of bits of all the other teachers, and some random scraps of metal (conputer guy gave her those) and she gets picked on by everyone else for being kind instead of murder-y
At the end of the episode she's supposed to make everyone's ears bleed
Melody: :p
see i knew it
Penelope: *would prolly be bullied by Paige rn becuase she tried to tell her that green IS a creative color*
Penelope: ow ow! shatp! shatp!
This is paige 🥺
Since the community seems very quiet I decided to post some Characters I'm working on.
Here's the list:
Melaine (she's a statue)
Op-
Nancy (Cows experiment)
Ellie (lizard)
Opal (jewel)
A Ramdomise
Fixed
And some from Picrew:
Stuffed Cats
Stella
Time Traveller
Tianna
I still have a lot of OC to show but
I'm not going to*disappears*
This is my new bby
(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧✧
She's a giant
...
dude
how you managed to give birth to this baby??????
SHE'S A GIANT
its a mystery
yus smexyest boi
im so an edd
Matt
I FREAKING HATE MY 4TH AND 6TH GRADE FRENCH TEACHER
(Thats her ⬇️)
BECAUSE IN THE 4TH GRADE SHE FORCED US TO WRITE IF FREAKING CURSIVE
AND NOW
MY WRITING IS MESSED UP
Look at that! THAT IS NOT PROPER HANDWRITING IS IT!?!??!
THEYRE ALL SMUSHED TOGETHER>:(((
>:( *angrily throws pencil*
D:< *more angry noises*
Your teacher reminds me a Karen
yeah! D:<
My brother had her *he liked her cos he got good grades*
(She was lowkey a karen too)
oop
INDEED
lmfao
T^T
Lol
Why was she on the show tho
Eeh
There was smth going on with her daughter (she'd always told us her daughter was sick)
And ig she wrote in to dr phil
⚠️potential trigger warning⚠️
I feel bad for her daughter
oh noes
same
she fricking sucked man
Y E S
i had one teacher who everything she said she felt like she HAD to FORCE HER CHRISTIANITY ONTO EVERYONE
oh AAAND when i publicly made it ovious i was Pansexual and flicked off the homophobic bitch who was bullying me she started hating me
and before when she ASSUMED I WAS STRAIGHT we were like best friends
that was also before she started forcing her christianity onto everyone
my teachers hate me because i am "academically challenged"
There was a lot of drama with her to (but im not supposed to talk about it)
well.....idk man tht sux
hmm.....you could just talk about it anyways
Today's ramdom thing
idk i just wanted to doTA DAAAAAA
Yes, this is my cat
He was sleeping
im such a bad person ; _;Kitty :D
Sooo
I noticed that I don't draw on the ppaper for a really loooooooong time
So here you got a draw that i'm making :P
She's a remake of an old lost character
meet straw the cow.
very coot
thanks
Its... uh
Its the
😗👉👈
Frog behind the slaughter
Im gonna go sit in the shame corner now 💀
O.O wut da hec
its the frog behind the slaughter silly
Calls cassidy
Me : i found your frog
:>
Time to yeet da frog to hell