Yk I grew up in an age where if you wanted to listen to music on the go, you didn't use your phone, instead you had to use what's called an mp3 player.
It's this small little thingamagig that fits in your pocket and has buttons for volume up down and next song or previous song. You had to download songs on it via a computer you connect it to. You connect your earphones to it, wired one's obviously, and that's it. That's how you listened to music without internet on the go. Or you could download songs on your fancy shmancy touchscreen smartphone but like hell we're doing that, this is the early 2000s and I have 2 sisters, fancy touchscreen smartphones are expensive, and if my parents buy one for one of us, they have to buy it for all of us.
It's like the start of Devil Town doesn't exist????
Did I miss something? I feel like I've gone insane. I tried every single video the start is like... just gone. I can't have hallucinated it cause lyric videos show the lyrics and covers still have the start. I don't understand, why?
OMG I JUST REALIZED, if you connect headphones or earphones the beginning only plays out of one ear right, now I have speakers, specifically... two of them. It thinks the speakers are headphones and it's trying to play the beginning out of the broken speaker, the one of the two that doesn't make sound, and I can't get rid of it cause both speakers are connected. *sigh*
None of this to say I'm giving up. I will get that mammon card if it cost me my life. Nothing is gonna stop me from that. I will get it... hopefully :(
Mammon tf do u want. It took all my energy NOT to beat down your door. I can't do it, but I want to, but it isn't the time, but I really want to, but no one likes being tickled I just gotta remember that no one likes it, no one at all, but... I can't.
I didn't do it........ even though I really really really really really really really really really really really (bare with me) really really really really really really wanted to... probably wouldn't have even affected anything, I should've done it.
Oh, something I want to say to you Asmo? How about THANKS FOR CARING THAT A ALMOST GOT MURDERED AND PROBABLY WOULDVE BEEN DEAD BY NOW IF BEEL DIDNT DRAG ME AWAY
or maybe GOOD JOB ON NOT GIVING A SHIT ABOUT ME BELPHIE OR BEEL CONSIDERING THE WHOLE SITUATION AND JIST STANDING THERE THE WHOLE TIME DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Who should really be saying sorry in this situation, honestly. If I hadn't left I wouldn't be here right now. I'll apologize when I have something to apologize for.
Unfortunately they don't give me the option to say any of that.
I get they're all upset abt me "lying" but I didn't lie, I just... didn't mention certain parts of the story. Ok I lied, but they're acting like I had a choice, I had to keep everything I was doing on the DL cause I kinda wanna keep my life thanks.
no seriously I don't remember doing anything like that, Belphie how tf did you get out? Like I agreed to help and all but seriously since when did he get out and also how cause I sure didn't do that.
NO OF ALL OF THE CHARACTERS OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM I CPULDVE GOTTEN
don't get me wrong, Luke's great and all, but if he's one of my most powerful cards that means I have to get rid of one of the other cards I have and replace it with LUKE.
I DONT WANNA REPLACE ANY OF THEM WITH LUKE, OR ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER I LOVE THE CARDS I HAVE BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM NOT TRYING TO LOSE MY STREAK OF PERFECT 3 STARS AGAIN
COULDNT IT HAVE AT LEAST BEEN A CHARCTER WHO ISNT A CHILD, AKA EVERY ITHER CHARACTER IN THE GAME, THE ONLY THING WORSE IS IF IT HAD BEEN LUCIFER OR ASMO, LUCIFER CUZ LUCIFER SUCKS AND ASMO BECAUSE I COULDNT USE IT AT ALL SINCE I ALREADY HAVE AN ASMO CARD AND ITS A UR+
I AHVE TO PICK BETWEEN MAMMON OR BEEL TO REPLACE WITH LUKE. FUCKING LUKE. MAN F THIS SHI IM JUST GONNA LOSE MY STREAK
Brig, u gotta help me out. I used to be so rich with Grimm now I'm dirt poor. I replayed previous levels so many times I lost count, I've made Levi and Satan do jobs for me for so long I'm surprised they don't hate my guts, I've done everything I possibly can for Grimm and somehow I'm not gaining any fast enough to level up my cards fast enough for the princess event which I only care abt cause I want that Mammon card and I would commit literal murder to have that thing on my hands. Also I've encountered a dumb level that won't give me the 3 star no matter how hard I try even tho I'm literally ONE POINT AWAY FROM IT 😭😭😭
I'm literally RIGHT THERE cmon just give me the 3 star :(
idk abt you, but I'm perfectly happy with How Bad Can I Be. If they had used Biggering instead, then I'd never be able to jam out to it the way I jam out to How Bad Can I Be. One song isn't gonna fix the whole movie, and now I get to vibe to How Bad Can I Be, so I'm pretty happy with ILLUMINATION being a horrible company.
I rllly gotta stop playing Obey Me. Man idk what it is but when I get into something I like GET INTO IT
Oh I mildly like this subject and or topic lemme go ahead and make it my entire personality for the rest of the month! Or week depending on how long it lasts.
Omg... so far I have had a perfect 3 star streak in every single one of the lessons...
now I didn't just get a 2 star, I FAILED I FUCKING FAILED. Talk about the worst way to end a perfect streak, even getting 1 star would've been better which I did btw AFTER MULTIPLE ATTEMPTS AT THE SAME LEVEL. A one star. And just BARELY too. If I hadn't used my light sticks I'd still be stuck there.
How could I fail so miserably after all that. I was doing so good. The smiley face was happy as shit as well and yet I still couldn't beat them. I hate this shit fr, this always happens anything I play, I keep getting perfect streaks until BOOM all of it blows up in your face. A Ur+ and 2 Ssr couldn't beat that bitch what do you want from me? You want me to have some kinda black magic to beat that level? And one of my memory cards was even Ur.
Now I gotta go back and play old levels for Grimm cause this is not gonna stand, I WILL GET THAT 3 STAR YOU HEAR ME I WILL GET IT AND THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA COULDN'T FUCKING STOP ME NOTHING WILL ILL BE BACK AND WHEN I DO THAT LEVEL WILL BE FUCKING SORRY
I tried to play Garten of Ban Ban but it requires some tool thing to work, point is, I hate the game already. I guess I just have to watch someone else play it.
I know all I do is make jokes abt stuff that definitely isn't a joke, especially when it comes to Obey Me, but... yeah idk where I was going either.
I'm just a funni person. Sorry, if my jokes are annoying or not funny.
Also leave me alone I'm sick all I can do is make jokes alr. I had to miss art AND music today cause I'm sick. I have a right to make bad and unfunny jokes about being a gold digger or wanting to murder a child.
I think I should stop playing Obey Me, I'm learning things about myself I don't want to learn...
My first thought as soon as Lucifer said I had to pick either Beel or Luke to save was just "ez, Beel" with no emotion shown for the GODDAMN CHILD. Just like "yeah he can die, I want Beel pls" what happened to me... oh nothing Luke is just annoying and fucking stupid, WAY TO SPILL ALL OUR SECRETS LIKE THAT LUKE GOOD JOB YOU'RE THE REASON WE'RE HERE, BEEL NEVER WOULD'VE BEEN IN TROUBLE IF YOU DIDN'T GO AROUND SHOUTING OUT THAT YOU HID IN HIS ROOM LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT.
Heartless? Maybe... I have nothing to defend myself with, I'm sorry.
I hate children, but as much as I want to drop kick them into oblivion the law says otherwise. You can't kill a child without unwanted side effects AKA first degree murder charges.
"Lucifer told me not to go anywhere past this point, maybe I should think about it before directly disobeying a very powerful demon's orders, a demon that could definitely kill me anytime he wanted to and who knows just might when he finds out I did this"
Your options are:
Go past this point or....
Go past this point.
"...alr I guess I don't have a choice then, time to go be murdered"
Oh my god, whoever is in charge of Monster High rn, I urge you to please... stop it, get some help. The colors are giving me all sorts of anxiety, there are actual tears in my eyes...
Frankie's mask, plainest shit I ever seen, and that jacket does NOT belong on that outfit or that hairstyle. Also, her mint green skin color and ALL THAT dark blue... disaster, absolute tragedy. There's a reason all her previous outfits never had that much dark blue. Don't even get me started on the shade of green for the lightning bolts. Red lips. A drunk person must've designed that. Boots need a different outfit and making them ankle boots was defo a mistake.
Spectra, that mask doesn't flatter her eye shape at all. Admittedly her outfit isn't badly composed, but it's not like it's anything special. Feels like an outfit I've seen 5000 times. The colors are also a tragedy here but not to the same degree as Frankie. Might be my favorite of the 3 and it's also nice to see a new Spectra doll since there hasn't been one in centuries. Still, I desperately want to burn that mask with the fire of a thousand suns. IT'S JUST SO FCKN UGLY, LIKE AT LEAST IT'S NOT TOO PLAIN LIKE FRANKIE'S BUT IT'S STILL UGLY. Also, Spectra with that hairstyle... not a fan but it's not horrible.
Cleo De Nile... sorry, I just died a little on the inside... I want those boots but otherwise that outfit can rot in hell, and I refuse to speak further due to heartbreak cause Cleo is one of if not my favorite character and they massacred her.
I met Levi... sorry I'm just trying not to laugh thinking about the other Levi, the AOT one. I'm sorry, it's just the name, Levi, Levi, AND HE LIKES ANIME, ok it's not that funny but cmon. Anyway I met Levi, the Obey Me one, and I was a little worried about him liking anime cause yk... some people... in the anime community... BUT IT WAS FINE AND HE WAS ACTUALLY COOL, I really hope that opinion doesn't change later.
Also I defended Mammon, but there was no option to just pay Levi back myself instead of Mammon. Wait what currency do demons even use? Ok I probably wouldn't have been able to pay myself depending on if they use the same currency or not.
Ok uh I was not paying attention during the tutorial as you can tell, sorry, I really really really hate tutorials but uh I understand now, and I actually did have the money to pay it back myself.
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Yk I grew up in an age where if you wanted to listen to music on the go, you didn't use your phone, instead you had to use what's called an mp3 player.
It's this small little thingamagig that fits in your pocket and has buttons for volume up down and next song or previous song. You had to download songs on it via a computer you connect it to. You connect your earphones to it, wired one's obviously, and that's it. That's how you listened to music without internet on the go. Or you could download songs on your fancy shmancy touchscreen smartphone but like hell we're doing that, this is the early 2000s and I have 2 sisters, fancy touchscreen smartphones are expensive, and if my parents buy one for one of us, they have to buy it for all of us.
LMFAOO
the last sentence is so true fr
AHDFJSGSIDVISBSIDBXJZKBDJAKSHDHO
NO WAY NO FUCKING WAYYYYY
SIMEON UR+
OMG I'M SO SORRY BEEL BUT AS MY WEAKEST CARD I DONT HAVE A CHOICE IM NOT PASSING UP A UR+ WETHER ITS LUKE OR LUCIFER OR ANYONE IN EXISTENCE
SSR VOUCHER I AM OFFICIALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU
...
Never getting excited about a UR card again.
No fckn way that actually worked 😨
I made one, thoughts?
Where is it?
Oh no...
Oh no no no.... no....
oh noooooo...
Oh why... who made this... I can't... why did I download it, I don't think I have the strength to open it.
The silly
Hahaha just call me Levi cuz I'm abt to have a mental breakdown over the fact that you have this and I don't
Whatever it's fine I'll get a UR Mammon soon.
I have 2 ur mammon cards
and 1 ur+
but I've been playing for 3 years
THREE YEARS
How long did it take you to get that UR+ Mammon card? Pls tell me not long
Ok I've been getting a +1 on ALL of my posts. Mysterious +1 stranger please tell me who you are and why you're giving all of my posts +1.
It's not even everyone it's just me? Should I be concerned abt this?
It started with my first post about lesson 12 in Obey Me.
i have appeared /srs
im cool and so are you so enjoy +1s
oh thanks I thought it might be u
What should I do a card draw from?
hmmmmmmm... idk man
ok what's going on???
It's like the start of Devil Town doesn't exist????
Did I miss something? I feel like I've gone insane. I tried every single video the start is like... just gone. I can't have hallucinated it cause lyric videos show the lyrics and covers still have the start. I don't understand, why?
OMG I JUST REALIZED, if you connect headphones or earphones the beginning only plays out of one ear right, now I have speakers, specifically... two of them. It thinks the speakers are headphones and it's trying to play the beginning out of the broken speaker, the one of the two that doesn't make sound, and I can't get rid of it cause both speakers are connected. *sigh*
I really wanted to listen to Devil Town.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGJHUTSDJDYISJAJ
IMBONLY DOING THE PRINCESS ROSE EVENT FOR THE MAMMON CARD I CAN GET THERE WAS REALLY NO REASON FOR THEM TO MAKE IT A PROFESSIONAL GRADE EVENT OK
I ONLY HAVE ONE UR+ AND 2 SSR, THATS EXCLUDING THE UR LUKE CAUSE I DONT WANNA OK
MY CARDS ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THIS AND I HAVE NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH GRIMM TO LEVEL THEM UP TO BE STRONG ENOUGH
I CANT EVEN GET PAST RANK 30000 CAUSE EVERYTIME I STOP FOR EVEN A SECOND IM SUDDENLY 10000 RANKS LOWER THAN BEFORE
None of this to say I'm giving up. I will get that mammon card if it cost me my life. Nothing is gonna stop me from that. I will get it... hopefully :(
Imma cry if I don't
hehehehhehe Hinata mouse cursor.
I mean Haikyuu Hinata.
Can you add Cheetah Markings? (like those tear-tracks)
Also maybe add a backdrop, the choices are a little hard to see.
10/10 Monster Girl Maker
Oh! How about Star Glasses, those are fun too!
Ah shit... ah shittttttt...
Mammon tf do u want. It took all my energy NOT to beat down your door. I can't do it, but I want to, but it isn't the time, but I really want to, but no one likes being tickled I just gotta remember that no one likes it, no one at all, but... I can't.
I didn't do it........ even though I really really really really really really really really really really really (bare with me) really really really really really really wanted to... probably wouldn't have even affected anything, I should've done it.
*insert heavy breathing*
Levi's door... that's it, they keep giving me the option... I haven't got a choice... 🙂
Rip door
Oh, something I want to say to you Asmo? How about THANKS FOR CARING THAT A ALMOST GOT MURDERED AND PROBABLY WOULDVE BEEN DEAD BY NOW IF BEEL DIDNT DRAG ME AWAY
or maybe GOOD JOB ON NOT GIVING A SHIT ABOUT ME BELPHIE OR BEEL CONSIDERING THE WHOLE SITUATION AND JIST STANDING THERE THE WHOLE TIME DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Who should really be saying sorry in this situation, honestly. If I hadn't left I wouldn't be here right now. I'll apologize when I have something to apologize for.
Unfortunately they don't give me the option to say any of that.
I get they're all upset abt me "lying" but I didn't lie, I just... didn't mention certain parts of the story. Ok I lied, but they're acting like I had a choice, I had to keep everything I was doing on the DL cause I kinda wanna keep my life thanks.
I'm sorry I need more dialogue options, where's the option for
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DRUGS DID YOU TAKE DIAVOLO"
Luci said I was "playing innocent"
no seriously I don't remember doing anything like that, Belphie how tf did you get out? Like I agreed to help and all but seriously since when did he get out and also how cause I sure didn't do that.
i wanna play pjsekai
but idk if its available on android
It is
okayy tyty
omg why do you play as a fucking idiot?
No yeah just casually mention Belphie to the scary killer demon, I'm sure that'll go well.
Omg I'm laughing so hard rn
that's seriously all I get to ask? Can't I ask smthn like "fuck you"?
Ig I'll ask his type lmao
I'm literally dying bro
Yes I'm currently on lesson 12 and pls kill me lmaooooo
...even if I answer absolutely horribly I'll still win eventually cuz they have to bring everyone back right. So Imma just be honest right
unfortunately I don't see any option for "literally anyone except you"
NO OF ALL OF THE CHARACTERS OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM I CPULDVE GOTTEN
don't get me wrong, Luke's great and all, but if he's one of my most powerful cards that means I have to get rid of one of the other cards I have and replace it with LUKE.
I DONT WANNA REPLACE ANY OF THEM WITH LUKE, OR ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER I LOVE THE CARDS I HAVE BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM NOT TRYING TO LOSE MY STREAK OF PERFECT 3 STARS AGAIN
COULDNT IT HAVE AT LEAST BEEN A CHARCTER WHO ISNT A CHILD, AKA EVERY ITHER CHARACTER IN THE GAME, THE ONLY THING WORSE IS IF IT HAD BEEN LUCIFER OR ASMO, LUCIFER CUZ LUCIFER SUCKS AND ASMO BECAUSE I COULDNT USE IT AT ALL SINCE I ALREADY HAVE AN ASMO CARD AND ITS A UR+
I AHVE TO PICK BETWEEN MAMMON OR BEEL TO REPLACE WITH LUKE. FUCKING LUKE. MAN F THIS SHI IM JUST GONNA LOSE MY STREAK
I have a ur+ mammon card hahagahahhahha
WHAT NO I WANT A MAMMON UR+ CARD
SHOW ME IT SHOW ME IT LEMME AT LEAST LOOK AT IT
Brig, u gotta help me out. I used to be so rich with Grimm now I'm dirt poor. I replayed previous levels so many times I lost count, I've made Levi and Satan do jobs for me for so long I'm surprised they don't hate my guts, I've done everything I possibly can for Grimm and somehow I'm not gaining any fast enough to level up my cards fast enough for the princess event which I only care abt cause I want that Mammon card and I would commit literal murder to have that thing on my hands. Also I've encountered a dumb level that won't give me the 3 star no matter how hard I try even tho I'm literally ONE POINT AWAY FROM IT 😭😭😭
I'm literally RIGHT THERE cmon just give me the 3 star :(
Also, what's the best thing to draw cards from?
nightmare
But the special event nightmares give you cuter cards
I usually get grimm when im farming for items to upgrade the devils tree on my cards
Ok there's the uh Fairy Tale and the Doctor- which one
...wait a minute I think my brain forgot to process that. I'm studying so my brain is kinda dying.
idk abt you, but I'm perfectly happy with How Bad Can I Be. If they had used Biggering instead, then I'd never be able to jam out to it the way I jam out to How Bad Can I Be. One song isn't gonna fix the whole movie, and now I get to vibe to How Bad Can I Be, so I'm pretty happy with ILLUMINATION being a horrible company.
I rllly gotta stop playing Obey Me. Man idk what it is but when I get into something I like GET INTO IT
Oh I mildly like this subject and or topic lemme go ahead and make it my entire personality for the rest of the month! Or week depending on how long it lasts.
ahem
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thank you for listening
np :)
this chat is so dry
anyways
life update;
its been ok
I really dont wanna be here
NEUTHE DO I FUDE
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CLASS JS SO FUCKING BORUBFGG
REALLLLl IMA GO MIMIS
WHAT DOES MIMIS MEAN
GIRL U KNOW IM SLOW
SLEEP
Good for u cuz I've been eternally suffering in my exams.
oh
i cant rlly say anythung bc im pretty good when it comes to academics but um
im
sorry
it's fine. It's just 2 subjects anyway lol
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Omg... so far I have had a perfect 3 star streak in every single one of the lessons...
now I didn't just get a 2 star, I FAILED I FUCKING FAILED. Talk about the worst way to end a perfect streak, even getting 1 star would've been better which I did btw AFTER MULTIPLE ATTEMPTS AT THE SAME LEVEL. A one star. And just BARELY too. If I hadn't used my light sticks I'd still be stuck there.
How could I fail so miserably after all that. I was doing so good. The smiley face was happy as shit as well and yet I still couldn't beat them. I hate this shit fr, this always happens anything I play, I keep getting perfect streaks until BOOM all of it blows up in your face. A Ur+ and 2 Ssr couldn't beat that bitch what do you want from me? You want me to have some kinda black magic to beat that level? And one of my memory cards was even Ur.
Now I gotta go back and play old levels for Grimm cause this is not gonna stand, I WILL GET THAT 3 STAR YOU HEAR ME I WILL GET IT AND THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA COULDN'T FUCKING STOP ME NOTHING WILL ILL BE BACK AND WHEN I DO THAT LEVEL WILL BE FUCKING SORRY
Hey, my cooking isn't that bad ok 😭
They talking about how human world food sucked like- IN FRONT OF ME ☹️
I changed my mind, it was right for Luke to live.
I tried to play Garten of Ban Ban but it requires some tool thing to work, point is, I hate the game already. I guess I just have to watch someone else play it.
I know all I do is make jokes abt stuff that definitely isn't a joke, especially when it comes to Obey Me, but... yeah idk where I was going either.
I'm just a funni person. Sorry, if my jokes are annoying or not funny.
Also leave me alone I'm sick all I can do is make jokes alr. I had to miss art AND music today cause I'm sick. I have a right to make bad and unfunny jokes about being a gold digger or wanting to murder a child.
I think I should stop playing Obey Me, I'm learning things about myself I don't want to learn...
My first thought as soon as Lucifer said I had to pick either Beel or Luke to save was just "ez, Beel" with no emotion shown for the GODDAMN CHILD. Just like "yeah he can die, I want Beel pls" what happened to me... oh nothing Luke is just annoying and fucking stupid, WAY TO SPILL ALL OUR SECRETS LIKE THAT LUKE GOOD JOB YOU'RE THE REASON WE'RE HERE, BEEL NEVER WOULD'VE BEEN IN TROUBLE IF YOU DIDN'T GO AROUND SHOUTING OUT THAT YOU HID IN HIS ROOM LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT.
Heartless? Maybe... I have nothing to defend myself with, I'm sorry.
I hate children, but as much as I want to drop kick them into oblivion the law says otherwise. You can't kill a child without unwanted side effects AKA first degree murder charges.
Omg this child is getting on every one of my nerves
WOAH WOAH WOAH
YOU ARENT TALKING ABOUT MY BEST PAL LUKE ARE YOU 😨
Yes I am :(
But it's fine, all's forgiven, water under the bridge. I don't hate Luke anymore.
Oh good
I would've cried
Englisch ist mein lieblingsfach, lieblingsfach, lieblingsfach.
Was ist dein lieblingsfach? English oder was?
Turnen ist mein lieblingsfach, lieblingsfach, lieblingsfach.
Was ist dein lieblingsfach? Turnen oder was?
Omg I want to crawl into a hole so I can shrivel up and die.
I got 40 minutes of sleep
i feel so weirdly amazing
I hate children...
Lmao
"Lucifer told me not to go anywhere past this point, maybe I should think about it before directly disobeying a very powerful demon's orders, a demon that could definitely kill me anytime he wanted to and who knows just might when he finds out I did this"
Your options are:
Go past this point or....
Go past this point.
"...alr I guess I don't have a choice then, time to go be murdered"
Oh my god, whoever is in charge of Monster High rn, I urge you to please... stop it, get some help. The colors are giving me all sorts of anxiety, there are actual tears in my eyes...
Frankie's mask, plainest shit I ever seen, and that jacket does NOT belong on that outfit or that hairstyle. Also, her mint green skin color and ALL THAT dark blue... disaster, absolute tragedy. There's a reason all her previous outfits never had that much dark blue. Don't even get me started on the shade of green for the lightning bolts. Red lips. A drunk person must've designed that. Boots need a different outfit and making them ankle boots was defo a mistake.
Spectra, that mask doesn't flatter her eye shape at all. Admittedly her outfit isn't badly composed, but it's not like it's anything special. Feels like an outfit I've seen 5000 times. The colors are also a tragedy here but not to the same degree as Frankie. Might be my favorite of the 3 and it's also nice to see a new Spectra doll since there hasn't been one in centuries. Still, I desperately want to burn that mask with the fire of a thousand suns. IT'S JUST SO FCKN UGLY, LIKE AT LEAST IT'S NOT TOO PLAIN LIKE FRANKIE'S BUT IT'S STILL UGLY. Also, Spectra with that hairstyle... not a fan but it's not horrible.
Cleo De Nile... sorry, I just died a little on the inside... I want those boots but otherwise that outfit can rot in hell, and I refuse to speak further due to heartbreak cause Cleo is one of if not my favorite character and they massacred her.
I met Levi... sorry I'm just trying not to laugh thinking about the other Levi, the AOT one. I'm sorry, it's just the name, Levi, Levi, AND HE LIKES ANIME, ok it's not that funny but cmon. Anyway I met Levi, the Obey Me one, and I was a little worried about him liking anime cause yk... some people... in the anime community... BUT IT WAS FINE AND HE WAS ACTUALLY COOL, I really hope that opinion doesn't change later.
Also I defended Mammon, but there was no option to just pay Levi back myself instead of Mammon. Wait what currency do demons even use? Ok I probably wouldn't have been able to pay myself depending on if they use the same currency or not.
Ok uh I was not paying attention during the tutorial as you can tell, sorry, I really really really hate tutorials but uh I understand now, and I actually did have the money to pay it back myself.
You don't actually get any benefits from romancing the characters
I'm joking but thanks anyway
Sorry I'm really bad at making it clear when I'm joking and when I'm not