There are many ways to commit crimes but the best crimes are the ones where no one finds out you even did it or that there was even a crime committed in the first place.
Like painting bird poop on something in public, you just became a vandal, and no one will ever know.
Remove the mattress tag, no one's gonna stop you, no one's even gonna know. You just became a criminal and as long as that mattress stays in your possession then, until you die, no one will ever even know.
I wanted to do a fun test where I draw the same thing digitally and with pen n paper. I've decided to draw a lil monster. I finished the digital piece now I just need the pen n paper piece. The blue color for the skin is ugly
So basically my mom is traveling for a bit and she leaves soon but anyway today she worked and made food for us, not just for today, for tomorrow as well, and she's traveling soon. She slaved over the stove to make us food.
She calls everyone to dinner so like we're there at the table and my sister is upstairs. We call her, she doesn't come down. We call he again. Nothing. After calling her for a bit she finally comes down looking all sad-like and annoyed. She comes down, she looks at the food that mom worked hard to make for us and she doesn't want to eat it. She takes a boiled egg that belonged to mom as well. Then she goes and peels another egg, not for mom, for herself like she didn't just take mom's egg. She refuses to eat further, barely says a word, and just sits on her phone at the table while everyone else is eating as if no one else exists around her.
She's acting like a bitch and she's being unappreciative of mom's hard work and mom's being nice to her and talking nicely and everything and she's acting like a brat.
Mom is working hard to make it easier for us while she's not here and my sister is just being a bitch.
As soon as mom leaves I am going to talk some sense into the one who's supposed to be the oldest sister but is acting like a fucking child.
Two weeks until my sister's car gets a license plate and I can force her to drive me places.
Actually I don't think that's legal cause technically she hasn't taken the driver's test in this country yet, she took it somewhere else so she's not a licensed driver here.
my sister was concerned about my most listened to songs of 2022 cause she said the songs I listened to were "edgy" and all that.
Allow me to tell you my list of most listened to songs and you tell me if this is "edgy" or if she's just being dramatic cause I really think she's being dramatic.
Clown - updog
Hell's Comin' With Me - Poor Man's Poison
Momentary Bliss - Gorillaz
I Don't Wanna Be Free - Mark Fischbach & The Gregory Brothers
Every Planet We Reach is Dead - Gorillaz
Hidden in the Sand - Tally Hall
Adventure is Out There - AJR
Look Away from 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'
Kids With Guns - Gorrilaz
Doctor - Jack Stauber
Spooky, Scary Skeletons - Andrew Gold
The Monster Mash - Andrew Gold
Rhinestone Eyes - Gorillaz
The Adults Are Talking - The Strokes
Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz
3 O'clock Things - AJR
The Trick - AJR
Birthday Party - AJR
Ordinaryish People - AJR
OK Overture - AJR
Nobody Like U - 4*TOWN
My Play - AJR
DARE - Gorillaz
The Addams Family - Andrew Gold
Joe - AJR
Pac-Man - Gorillaz
Ghostbusters - Andrew Gold
Kidnap the Sandy Claws from 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'
Bang! - AJR
Homage - Mild High Club
Better When I'm Dancin' - Meghan Trainor
We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister
My Ordinary Life - The Living Tombstone
Humpty Dumpty - AJR
Beats - AJR
Next Up Forever - AJR
Master of Puppets - Metallica
World's Smallest Violin - AJR
How Bad Can I Be from 'The Lorax'
Fabulous from 'Phineas and Ferb'
The Valley of the Pagans - Gorillaz
I Won't - AJR
This is Halloween from 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'
Bummerland - AJR
The Entertainment's Here - AJR
Tom's Diner - idk those ppl I'm too lazy to search it up
Aries - Gorillaz
dumb dumb - mazie
Test Me - Xdinary Heroes
Run Boy Run - Woodkid
You Really Got Me - The Kinks
Baby Hotline - Jack Stauber
Cracker Island - Gorillaz
If I Were A Rich Man from 'Fiddler on the Roof'
Désolé - Gorillaz
Babooshka - Kate Bush
Don't Throw Out My Legos - AJR
Happy Death Day - Xdinary Heroes
Lonely is a Man Without Love - Engelbert Humperdinck
Way Less Sad - AJR
Nxde - G-Idle
Tea Errors - Jack Stauber
Strange Timez - Gorillaz
Seven Nation Army -The White Stripes
On Melancholy Hill - Gorillaz
(Wow, are you still reading?)
Oogie Boogie's Song from 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'
There's a Platypus Controlling Me from 'Phineas and Ferb'
Emperor's New Clothes - Panic! At The Disco
Dear Winter - AJR
(You read all that? No way)
Wow, I'm Not Crazy - AJR
Pitchfork Kids - AJR
Punk Tactics - Joey Valence & Brae
Souk Eye - Gorillaz
(Well, the list is almost over)
Dirty Harry - Gorillaz
Stayin' Alive - Bee Gees
Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People
Christmas in June - AJR
(Since you made it so far, give yourself a pat in the back)
Break My Face - AJR
Tranz- Gorillaz
Enemy - Imagine Dragons
The Lost Chord -Gorillaz
(Thanks for reading all that, most people wouldn't have read that)
Karma - AJR
100 Bad Days - AJR
Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz
Turning Out Pt.ii - AJR
Everybody Loves Me - OneRepublic
The Pink Phantom - Gorillaz
Tranz - Gorillaz (again for some reason)
Back in Black - AC/DC
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
(If you're still reading, I have an important message)
Puttin' On the Ritz - person that I definitely know
KNOCK DOWN - Xdinary Heroes
닐리리맘보 - Block B
(you're awesome, 사랑! Remember to drink water!)
The Ugly Truth - Nick Jonas
Finale -AJR
Perry the Platypus (extended) - Randy Crenshaw
The Artist's Domain - Pytor Ilyich Tchiakovsky & Masatoshi Yanagi
if you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits puttin on the ritz different types of wear a day coat pants with stripes or cutaway coat perfect fits puttin on the ritz
I know all the lyrics, not because I listen to it a lot, I'm just very good at memorizing lyrics.
I know the lyrics to most if not all of the songs on this list.
guys what do you do when you writing a story with no plan and you don't know what to do next? Do you just put the characters in random situations until something vaguely story-like happens?
I've been thinking of making a poem about smth but so far everything I wrote has been low-key shit so...
I mean I'm not the type to give up, you wish, but it's getting annoying. Is anyone skilled in poetry cause honestly as much as I brag about my writing skills, they're really just average and I need help before I slam my face into my keyboard.
the way me and my sister just stopped everything we were doing for a whole hour cause we had to find a song that I was humming the tune to cause it was stuck in my head.
I mean can you balme us, we recognized the song so we just HAD to find out what it was, so we dropped everything for it obviously.
You guys remember how, centuries ago, I said I had an insect pinch in my ear.
well it's not an insect pinch and at some point it bled like a lot and I checked on it and there was dried blood there.
then it popped open and started secreting more oils and blood and idk what to do cause I feel like touching it will irritate it but idk why it's secreting blood or even what it is.
it is gross and I can't even rub the blood off with like a tissue or smn cause I rlly don't wanna irritate the random bubble filled with my blood in my ear.
Now it's giving more of cute beast lives in the forest and has absolutely no experience with humans.
idk what do you think? I could totally see a beauty and the beast type thing here except kinda like tarazan as well. Maybe bestie is actually human but lost all her human memory idk man. What do you guys think?
Obviously though with the beauty and the ebast thing, the romance only happens after the discovery of "Oh she's a human" because we're not into the whole... yk, yeah we don't support that shit so just to like... yeah.
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There are many ways to commit crimes but the best crimes are the ones where no one finds out you even did it or that there was even a crime committed in the first place.
Like painting bird poop on something in public, you just became a vandal, and no one will ever know.
Remove the mattress tag, no one's gonna stop you, no one's even gonna know. You just became a criminal and as long as that mattress stays in your possession then, until you die, no one will ever even know.
I wanted to do a fun test where I draw the same thing digitally and with pen n paper. I've decided to draw a lil monster. I finished the digital piece now I just need the pen n paper piece. The blue color for the skin is ugly
*chucks my art at you*
is that HEX
no
It's my oc, the TV is fake
Nah its gay soft fruity human hex💀
Lemme show y'all some of my crk stuff:
The only noteworthy cookies I've gotten today
A on my first try 😎 (yes I have that BTS cookie, I find it funny how I got it immediately after I said I wasn't a big fan of BTS)
My babies:
GAME QUIT GIVING ME COSTUMES FOR COOKIES I DONT HAVE SMH
Go them they look so happy
Me going mad over my skrunklys:
((Hell hound/Red Velvet looks so god damn cool in this image))
More when I feel like it
NOO I HATE WHEN THEY GIVE ME COSTUMES OF COOKIES I DONT HAVE ITS SO ANNOYING
IKR
LIKE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH EM-
ESPECIALLY IF ITS LIKE A LIMITED CHARACTER OR AN ANCIENT/LEGENDARY
OMG FR I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS
that happened to me once when i was playing ovenbreak
oof rip
me when i get a costume for a cookie i'll never get
Awh don't say that
If you keep tryin you'll get em one day
do you like furiosity dave and bambi ost
No one asked
i am trying to cure my seasonal depression by working out
I cant tell if its worked yet because i decided to try this today
I mean
My core is all sore from bending in ways it doesn't usually bend (yoga was a bad plan... i am not flexible)
But my mood has been improved
Slightly
I was just scrolling down to find a -1 on one of my posts.
it's the one with the lyrics to Rude by MAGIC!
I'm just... unsure why or how? It just some lyrics to some song bro.
About to choke out my sister.
So basically my mom is traveling for a bit and she leaves soon but anyway today she worked and made food for us, not just for today, for tomorrow as well, and she's traveling soon. She slaved over the stove to make us food.
She calls everyone to dinner so like we're there at the table and my sister is upstairs. We call her, she doesn't come down. We call he again. Nothing. After calling her for a bit she finally comes down looking all sad-like and annoyed. She comes down, she looks at the food that mom worked hard to make for us and she doesn't want to eat it. She takes a boiled egg that belonged to mom as well. Then she goes and peels another egg, not for mom, for herself like she didn't just take mom's egg. She refuses to eat further, barely says a word, and just sits on her phone at the table while everyone else is eating as if no one else exists around her.
She's acting like a bitch and she's being unappreciative of mom's hard work and mom's being nice to her and talking nicely and everything and she's acting like a brat.
Mom is working hard to make it easier for us while she's not here and my sister is just being a bitch.
As soon as mom leaves I am going to talk some sense into the one who's supposed to be the oldest sister but is acting like a fucking child.
honestly i would be disappointed in ur sister if i were you
your mom is getting ready to travel AND makes food enough for two days ? that there is wholesome
im surprised you didnt tape a piece of paper with "common sense" written on it onto a pan and bonk your sister on the head already /hj
yeah she needs a good bonk on the head
uida
im going to scratchin melodii
Two weeks until my sister's car gets a license plate and I can force her to drive me places.
Actually I don't think that's legal cause technically she hasn't taken the driver's test in this country yet, she took it somewhere else so she's not a licensed driver here.
my sister was concerned about my most listened to songs of 2022 cause she said the songs I listened to were "edgy" and all that.
Allow me to tell you my list of most listened to songs and you tell me if this is "edgy" or if she's just being dramatic cause I really think she's being dramatic.
Clown - updog
Hell's Comin' With Me - Poor Man's Poison
Momentary Bliss - Gorillaz
I Don't Wanna Be Free - Mark Fischbach & The Gregory Brothers
Every Planet We Reach is Dead - Gorillaz
Hidden in the Sand - Tally Hall
Adventure is Out There - AJR
Look Away from 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'
Kids With Guns - Gorrilaz
Doctor - Jack Stauber
Spooky, Scary Skeletons - Andrew Gold
The Monster Mash - Andrew Gold
Rhinestone Eyes - Gorillaz
The Adults Are Talking - The Strokes
Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz
3 O'clock Things - AJR
The Trick - AJR
Birthday Party - AJR
Ordinaryish People - AJR
OK Overture - AJR
Nobody Like U - 4*TOWN
My Play - AJR
DARE - Gorillaz
The Addams Family - Andrew Gold
Joe - AJR
Pac-Man - Gorillaz
Ghostbusters - Andrew Gold
Kidnap the Sandy Claws from 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'
Bang! - AJR
Homage - Mild High Club
Better When I'm Dancin' - Meghan Trainor
We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister
My Ordinary Life - The Living Tombstone
Humpty Dumpty - AJR
Beats - AJR
Next Up Forever - AJR
Master of Puppets - Metallica
World's Smallest Violin - AJR
How Bad Can I Be from 'The Lorax'
Fabulous from 'Phineas and Ferb'
The Valley of the Pagans - Gorillaz
I Won't - AJR
This is Halloween from 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'
Bummerland - AJR
The Entertainment's Here - AJR
Tom's Diner - idk those ppl I'm too lazy to search it up
Aries - Gorillaz
dumb dumb - mazie
Test Me - Xdinary Heroes
Run Boy Run - Woodkid
You Really Got Me - The Kinks
Baby Hotline - Jack Stauber
Cracker Island - Gorillaz
If I Were A Rich Man from 'Fiddler on the Roof'
Désolé - Gorillaz
Babooshka - Kate Bush
Don't Throw Out My Legos - AJR
Happy Death Day - Xdinary Heroes
Lonely is a Man Without Love - Engelbert Humperdinck
Way Less Sad - AJR
Nxde - G-Idle
Tea Errors - Jack Stauber
Strange Timez - Gorillaz
Seven Nation Army -The White Stripes
On Melancholy Hill - Gorillaz
(Wow, are you still reading?)
Oogie Boogie's Song from 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'
There's a Platypus Controlling Me from 'Phineas and Ferb'
Emperor's New Clothes - Panic! At The Disco
Dear Winter - AJR
(You read all that? No way)
Wow, I'm Not Crazy - AJR
Pitchfork Kids - AJR
Punk Tactics - Joey Valence & Brae
Souk Eye - Gorillaz
(Well, the list is almost over)
Dirty Harry - Gorillaz
Stayin' Alive - Bee Gees
Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People
Christmas in June - AJR
(Since you made it so far, give yourself a pat in the back)
Break My Face - AJR
Tranz- Gorillaz
Enemy - Imagine Dragons
The Lost Chord -Gorillaz
(Thanks for reading all that, most people wouldn't have read that)
Karma - AJR
100 Bad Days - AJR
Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz
Turning Out Pt.ii - AJR
Everybody Loves Me - OneRepublic
The Pink Phantom - Gorillaz
Tranz - Gorillaz (again for some reason)
Back in Black - AC/DC
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
(If you're still reading, I have an important message)
Puttin' On the Ritz - person that I definitely know
KNOCK DOWN - Xdinary Heroes
닐리리맘보 - Block B
(you're awesome, 사랑! Remember to drink water!)
The Ugly Truth - Nick Jonas
Finale -AJR
Perry the Platypus (extended) - Randy Crenshaw
The Artist's Domain - Pytor Ilyich Tchiakovsky & Masatoshi Yanagi
Dirty Harry - Gorillaz
Bubblegum Bitch - MARINA
jack stauber??? i will slap your siste
You just made me question if the entire existence of Jack Stauber was just a fever dream and I had to search him up to make sure.
ayo, only I get to throw hands with my sister.
Baby hotline
what abt Baby Hotline
it was the first jack stauber song i heard
nawb they aren’t particularly edgy unless you gotta reach and talk about the gorillaz songs lmao
also uuuhhhhb come let’s mix with rockefellers walk with sticks or umbrellas in the mitts,,,,puttin on the ritz
I have heard that song so many times it’s insane 🤕
Gorillaz is literally my favorite band- well fictional band anyway.
You heard it like you listen to it or it just keeps showing up?
I like it lmao
but I don’t listen to it on purpose I just hear it every few weeks
if you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits puttin on the ritz different types of wear a day coat pants with stripes or cutaway coat perfect fits puttin on the ritz
I know all the lyrics, not because I listen to it a lot, I'm just very good at memorizing lyrics.
I know the lyrics to most if not all of the songs on this list.
oh but not a flex tho. Just a random thing I noticed I do.
Uh it sounded like a flex so I just... yeah
guys what do you do when you writing a story with no plan and you don't know what to do next? Do you just put the characters in random situations until something vaguely story-like happens?
ITS A STRAWBERRY COW
I've been thinking of making a poem about smth but so far everything I wrote has been low-key shit so...
I mean I'm not the type to give up, you wish, but it's getting annoying. Is anyone skilled in poetry cause honestly as much as I brag about my writing skills, they're really just average and I need help before I slam my face into my keyboard.
ok IDK WHAT ELSE TOO COMMENT BUT OK;-;
Just don't reply???
ok.
the way me and my sister just stopped everything we were doing for a whole hour cause we had to find a song that I was humming the tune to cause it was stuck in my head.
I mean can you balme us, we recognized the song so we just HAD to find out what it was, so we dropped everything for it obviously.
Your car is one with the trees now
If anyone wants to add me on CRK my user is jsabstrawberry
My server is Hollyberry prob shoulda said that
Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life
Say yes, say yes
Cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your blessing til the day I die
Tough love my friend
But the answer is no
Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human too?
Why you gotta be so rude?
I'm gonna marry her anyway
(Rude - MAGIC!)
I remember loving that song
it's a great song :)
I agree
I still remember every lyric
Though it's not that difficult since half the lyrics are basically the same just repeated slightly different
same lmao
I will never get used to the Adventure of a Lifetime music video.
Bro who came up with this?
Yeah Coldplay as monkeys finding a bluetooth speaker and then breaking out into song and dance.
bacteria and white blood cells is the explanation for my weird ear bubble.
You know what they say, you snooze you lose. And it looks like, you snost and you lost.
I came here to rp.
SO RP WITH ME PPL.
there is literally no one else other than me online rn probably.
okay i'll be hitler
(Im probably gonna get banned for this offensive joke💀)
alr ima be the U.S.S.R
what the fu-💀
Remeber me??????
I have come to say....
I might be alive thsis month
(i might forget and might've forgotten abt this place hehe)I'm gonna change my profile background I swear
(
I can't promise but I'll try and remember cuz I can't change it on mobile for some reason)You guys remember how, centuries ago, I said I had an insect pinch in my ear.
well it's not an insect pinch and at some point it bled like a lot and I checked on it and there was dried blood there.
then it popped open and started secreting more oils and blood and idk what to do cause I feel like touching it will irritate it but idk why it's secreting blood or even what it is.
I think it's like a pimple maybe?
Oop
Low-key sounds gross-
it is gross and I can't even rub the blood off with like a tissue or smn cause I rlly don't wanna irritate the random bubble filled with my blood in my ear.
you gonna have to otherwise it finna get infected
well it's kind of a double-edged sword cause it could get infected either way.
Thing it, it just excretes blood for a bit then whatever hole it's coming from just casually closes up. Like the thing is alive or some shi.
oop damn
Have you gone to like a doctor or something??
My birthday is in 24 days whoa
I'm sure you guys have noticed that I've been starting to put roblox screenshots at the end of my posts.
yeah that's actually because I have more than I know what to do with and also just because I can.
I NEEDED THAT IMAGE TH
np
Pov:me in my bloxburg house
Me:WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
I'm watching I-Land rn and man Ni-ki really gaslight gatekeep girlbossing his way through the competition.
"Move, bitches, the star of the show has arrived" kind of attitude. He doesn't think he owns the place, he DOES own the place.
"Down peasant, do you not realize you are in the presence of the great Nishimura Riki? Bow now or be beheaded."
Bongo la
Bongo cha cha cha
At the start it was giving "Dobby is a free elf"
then it was kind of giving purple rabbit demon
Now it's giving more of cute beast lives in the forest and has absolutely no experience with humans.
idk what do you think? I could totally see a beauty and the beast type thing here except kinda like tarazan as well. Maybe bestie is actually human but lost all her human memory idk man. What do you guys think?
Ed Sheeran
Ayo what's Ed Sheeran's last name?
I'm so sorry I'll shut up
lmao no pls keep talkin
Ed "Shee ran"
oh thanks man, I was confused for a sec there lol
lmao np
Obviously though with the beauty and the ebast thing, the romance only happens after the discovery of "Oh she's a human" because we're not into the whole... yk, yeah we don't support that shit so just to like... yeah.
I don't have a name cuz I'm lazy
but I know her nickname is like Skunk
Also I have no internet, pics aren't loading for me anymore 😭
Edit: Ok ok so uhm, I was bored so I was looking at whatever and stuff and... just- just look at it
Yea I'm cringe, what about it, this meme is perfect for her alr.
XD
yea I'm hilarious
very
*screams into the void*
HEY ZENNY CAN I HAVE ONE OF YOUR OCS TO DRAW JUST NOTHIN TO COMPLICATED-
I drew an AI version of one of my ocs
it turned out so cute ♡
Me before I sat next to strangers who I befriended.
I kinda look emo from this angle lmao.
Happy new year people!!!! 😋
Characters I've doodled recently and wanna rp with, sorry for bad quality
Cult of the lamb oc
Mothix (character below) is a antagonist character
Happy new year from somewhere on a boat XD
HAPPY NEW YEAR
I just threw a bag of water out of my balcony and watched fireworks be set off dangerously close to buildings.
HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU GOOFBALLS !! /j ily mwah <3
Happy new year Rose ♡♡
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