Fictional people are way better than real people. You guys can go get your hearts broken all you want, imma sit here where it’s safe and the people I’m in love with can’t reject me or make me feel embarrassed for saying something stupid in front of them cause they’re NOT REAL🙄
Fake people can't give you hugs, or call you cute nicknames, or laugh at your dumb jokes, or match Halloween costumes with you, or listen to a playlist of your favourite songs with you, or tell you when they miss you
So? Even if I did have a crush the likeliness of me even talking to them is oh let me see I WISH. I would much rather die. Then they also probably have a whole different music taste, we probably wouldn’t even be that close either.
I’d rather die old and alone. Unlike you, Rible, I’m not exactly social. I’m not loud I can’t even talk to my friends normally let alone my crush. It’ll be a blue moon by the time I talk to him. Unless I’m forced to.
bruv i didn't have real legitimate friends until i turned 15
Until that point i was a massive mess
Not to shit on ur friends but it might be the people ur hanging out with
Like in my experience, until last year I'd only hung out with the basic white girls in my class. And they all kinda sucked as friends (so i was the only nd, queer trans kid). It wasn't until i started hanging out with people who were actually like me (cough gay and neurodivergent people) that i started feeling better in social situations
And Yeah talking to new people is hard as heck which is why you make yourself seem approachable so they talk to you first
Also how can you have a crush on someone you don't know personally, that doesn't make sense to me, can you explain what you feel when you see him
YOU FORGOT T4T (trans 4 trans.. i only date trans people)
But
Yeah its great
Allow me to explain
so im not going to get into the whole how i experience asexuality because a huge chunk of it involves me talking about some HIGHLY inappropriate subjects
but for aromantic-ness basically im not fully aromantic, but love and crushes don't come easily to me. I find it weird and awkward and very difficult to express myself romantically, the whole idea of romance can be very confusing to me. Doesn't mean i don't WANT to date someone or im completely incapable of it.. because im def not. It's just harder for me. Plus I've only had a crush on 2 people in my entire life
The bi thing is pretty simple, when i imagine myself dating someone i don't really care what gendee they are..? But as of rn i do have a preference for men which is why I'm bi and not something like pan.
Maybe its more of a demiromantic-asexual-aceflux type thing
I wasted all the coins I died to get on an episode of a webtoon where NOTHING HAPPENS IN THE EPISODE. Why did I waste my coins? Because the cover image was really cute and I had to see it, I regret NOTHING
Yeah well I was like checking stuff about How Bad Can I Be and Biggering or whatever and I noticed a lot of people thought the movie would have been better if How Bad Can I Be was replaced with Biggering- ok like a lot of people tho are so righteous in their opinion with which one is better as if it were fact and I swear just agree to disagree and get it over with- but I wanted to state my opinion because idk I felt like it.
Personally I feel like Biggering was just too slow to fit the movie, if I was watching The Lorax and suddenly Biggering started playing I would question if they accidentally started playing a whole other movie. It doesn’t have the same vibe because everything else feels like “yes this is a Dr Seuss book” it felt fun and fast and kid friendly but Biggering is a whole other thing if it was in the movie I’d imagine everyone would be complaining that it didn’t fit the rest of the movie and was just kind of a stand-alone thing. And the talk singing from the Lorax was just… 🙄 it made me literally want to drop kick that tiny orange gremlin. The whole point of the movie is “listen to the Lorax” but the talk-singing made me wanna NOT listen to the Lorax.
How Bad Can I Be fit the movie better definitely but the lyrics are too watered down and they don’t show the real like tragedy of corporate consumerism, maybe if it was more aggressive it would’ve been better.
I feel like in between Biggering and How Bad Can I Be would’ve been the golden point. So it’s like not quite this not quite that. Anyway yea but that’s just my opinion.
just to be clear I like The Lorax I mean it’s not a OMG THIS IS AMAZING TOP TIER movie but it’s a fun watch and I enjoy it but the fandom that is somehow still alive is just… mmmm yikes yikies no that’s a big no no that’s bad. You can have a crush on the once-ler all you want but can you not be weird abt it. Everyday I question wether or not the Once-ler fandom is sane. Probably not.
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Kid: I want Ever After High!
Mom: No, we have Ever After High at home.
EAH at home:
Oh no
I used to be obsessed with descendance when I was a kid
it's not bad, it's just a cheap copy of what we could've had
true
God i was obseesed with desendents...
Dark times everyone, Dark times.
hi im nats friend joe mama garcias
hey hoe
guys im sorry my pet just needs to be put on a tighter leash ill make sure she doesnt come out again....
see and this is why im finna step on yo white ass converse
anyways
im hungry
look how rachet u r
Sup joe mama
heyyyy hot mamasss
Welcome to the show, to the Histo-re-mix✨
I'm sorry it's been stuck in my head for the past hour-
I'm that Boleyn girl, and I'm up next, see I broke England from the church. Yeah, I'm that sexy 💁♀️
SPOOKKYYYYY
MONNTHHHHH
IT'S SPOOKY MONTH!!!
I made a cat with 3 eyes!
*gently holds* frien.
❤❤❤❤
is for night, I found on tumblr
2-D ✨✨✨
XD
ranting time cuz why not
so basically
ima say this VERY shortly
my mom might get deported on my birthday in 2 years
and you don’t understand how much ive been crying over this
🥰🥰
an img I found on Pinterest
why do people say “no one asked”
The comment “no on asked” should get the reward for most pointless hate comment yet.
No one asked if anyone asked? Like how do you expect people to re-act to “no one asked”
“Nooooooo my life is ruined by this one tiny comment that doesn’t even make sense or mean anything!”
Dude, just shut up. No one asked makes sense when it’s warranted but otherwise it’s just pointless.
Im eating this chocolate
and it has pop rocks in it
This is a werid experience
Everyone out here insulting Dream 💀
I don’t even know anything about him other than he exists and the fanbase is extremely problematic.
Yeah i don't really care about his stuff anymore
But people were hyping up his face reveal so much and he just looks so plain
like
Like he's just some dude
Even im hotter than that
90% of the white male population is “just some dude”
he’s not ugly just average?
I mean even his face reveal was eh-
Hes bassically joey graccefa if he had a flatter face nd looked a bit ugly
idk why but this is just so mind boggling and not in a good way
Bo burnham?
if he was microwaved for 30 seconds
or if someone sat on him and he got squished a bit
if his face was elongated with a rolling pin
Maybe if shane dawson hooked up with bo and they somehow managed to have a kid
And then someone sat on that kid
Joey graccefa that u?
aw man
Was gunna ask my mom to get fried chicken for supper
And then i remembered she's been making soup
Not that im complaining i love soup
So dream face revealed right (not a fan, im just nosey)
And hes so plain looking
so heres a list of some of the people he looks like
Bo burnham if he got sat on
Shane dawson
If bo burnham and shane dawson had a kid and it got sat on
Rumple stilts skin or whatever
If lord farquaad was a minecraft playing twink /derogatory
Fictional people are way better than real people. You guys can go get your hearts broken all you want, imma sit here where it’s safe and the people I’m in love with can’t reject me or make me feel embarrassed for saying something stupid in front of them cause they’re NOT REAL🙄
or famous people cause they’ll never know I even exist
Fake people can't give you hugs, or call you cute nicknames, or laugh at your dumb jokes, or match Halloween costumes with you, or listen to a playlist of your favourite songs with you, or tell you when they miss you
cuz they ain't real
So? Even if I did have a crush the likeliness of me even talking to them is oh let me see I WISH. I would much rather die. Then they also probably have a whole different music taste, we probably wouldn’t even be that close either.
uh huh
I mean you cant say for certain
Because you have no real way of knowing
Anyway stop making my aromatic self defend romance or else
I’d rather die old and alone. Unlike you, Rible, I’m not exactly social. I’m not loud I can’t even talk to my friends normally let alone my crush. It’ll be a blue moon by the time I talk to him. Unless I’m forced to.
bruv i didn't have real legitimate friends until i turned 15
Until that point i was a massive mess
Not to shit on ur friends but it might be the people ur hanging out with
Like in my experience, until last year I'd only hung out with the basic white girls in my class. And they all kinda sucked as friends (so i was the only nd, queer trans kid). It wasn't until i started hanging out with people who were actually like me (cough gay and neurodivergent people) that i started feeling better in social situations
And Yeah talking to new people is hard as heck which is why you make yourself seem approachable so they talk to you first
Also how can you have a crush on someone you don't know personally, that doesn't make sense to me, can you explain what you feel when you see him
I don’t understand your whole sexuality aromantic bisexual asexual thing you have going on- it’s very confusing
YOU FORGOT T4T (trans 4 trans.. i only date trans people)
But
Yeah its great
Allow me to explain
so im not going to get into the whole how i experience asexuality because a huge chunk of it involves me talking about some HIGHLY inappropriate subjects
but for aromantic-ness basically im not fully aromantic, but love and crushes don't come easily to me. I find it weird and awkward and very difficult to express myself romantically, the whole idea of romance can be very confusing to me. Doesn't mean i don't WANT to date someone or im completely incapable of it.. because im def not. It's just harder for me. Plus I've only had a crush on 2 people in my entire life
The bi thing is pretty simple, when i imagine myself dating someone i don't really care what gendee they are..? But as of rn i do have a preference for men which is why I'm bi and not something like pan.
Maybe its more of a demiromantic-asexual-aceflux type thing
just in case
it’s 💀✨ S p O o K y S e A s O n ✨💀
no one asked
no one asked if anyone asked, Fweshhh.
mb bro that’s my sistet
Oh.
text between me and my sister cuz why not
she’s 11 btw
boooo it sucks
I wasted all the coins I died to get on an episode of a webtoon where NOTHING HAPPENS IN THE EPISODE. Why did I waste my coins? Because the cover image was really cute and I had to see it, I regret NOTHING
ass
ok
really good drawing btw
I could never draw properly with pen if it cost me my life so it’s really cool to see
oh
thanks
yea
I hugged a cow 😟
My sister sat in an elephant’s mouth
here you go have a picture of the Once-ler
I was gonna use this in a post abt the drunk Once-ler fandom but eh
HOLA
Hate when people act like people can't have opinions that contradict their own, as a joke then it's funny but if you're serious then shut the fuck up
All of my opinions contradict themselves
Like how birds aren't real and my favourite food is fried chicken
I mean it makes sense to me cuz chickens aren't birds but SOME people think they are
Like weirdos
interesting
"Piacere Girolamo Trombetta! It's a human thing. I'm kind of an expert."
"What does it mean?"
"..." *bites lip*
"the-the thing you just said?"
I'm so sorry it just popped into my head
On a road trip rnnn ✨✨✨🤟
so yk The Lorax
So yk How Bad Can I Be?
So yk Biggering.
Yeah well I was like checking stuff about How Bad Can I Be and Biggering or whatever and I noticed a lot of people thought the movie would have been better if How Bad Can I Be was replaced with Biggering- ok like a lot of people tho are so righteous in their opinion with which one is better as if it were fact and I swear just agree to disagree and get it over with- but I wanted to state my opinion because idk I felt like it.
Personally I feel like Biggering was just too slow to fit the movie, if I was watching The Lorax and suddenly Biggering started playing I would question if they accidentally started playing a whole other movie. It doesn’t have the same vibe because everything else feels like “yes this is a Dr Seuss book” it felt fun and fast and kid friendly but Biggering is a whole other thing if it was in the movie I’d imagine everyone would be complaining that it didn’t fit the rest of the movie and was just kind of a stand-alone thing. And the talk singing from the Lorax was just… 🙄 it made me literally want to drop kick that tiny orange gremlin. The whole point of the movie is “listen to the Lorax” but the talk-singing made me wanna NOT listen to the Lorax.
How Bad Can I Be fit the movie better definitely but the lyrics are too watered down and they don’t show the real like tragedy of corporate consumerism, maybe if it was more aggressive it would’ve been better.
I feel like in between Biggering and How Bad Can I Be would’ve been the golden point. So it’s like not quite this not quite that. Anyway yea but that’s just my opinion.
just to be clear I like The Lorax I mean it’s not a OMG THIS IS AMAZING TOP TIER movie but it’s a fun watch and I enjoy it but the fandom that is somehow still alive is just… mmmm yikes yikies no that’s a big no no that’s bad. You can have a crush on the once-ler all you want but can you not be weird abt it. Everyday I question wether or not the Once-ler fandom is sane. Probably not.
Oi get on discord real quick i needa tell you a story about the lorax
listen to Biggering just cuz I wanna hear someone else’s opinion on it and How Bad Can I Be