Fictional people are way better than real people. You guys can go get your hearts broken all you want, imma sit here where it’s safe and the people I’m in love with can’t reject me or make me feel embarrassed for saying something stupid in front of them cause they’re NOT REAL🙄
Fake people can't give you hugs, or call you cute nicknames, or laugh at your dumb jokes, or match Halloween costumes with you, or listen to a playlist of your favourite songs with you, or tell you when they miss you
So? Even if I did have a crush the likeliness of me even talking to them is oh let me see I WISH. I would much rather die. Then they also probably have a whole different music taste, we probably wouldn’t even be that close either.
I’d rather die old and alone. Unlike you, Rible, I’m not exactly social. I’m not loud I can’t even talk to my friends normally let alone my crush. It’ll be a blue moon by the time I talk to him. Unless I’m forced to.
bruv i didn't have real legitimate friends until i turned 15
Until that point i was a massive mess
Not to shit on ur friends but it might be the people ur hanging out with
Like in my experience, until last year I'd only hung out with the basic white girls in my class. And they all kinda sucked as friends (so i was the only nd, queer trans kid). It wasn't until i started hanging out with people who were actually like me (cough gay and neurodivergent people) that i started feeling better in social situations
And Yeah talking to new people is hard as heck which is why you make yourself seem approachable so they talk to you first
Also how can you have a crush on someone you don't know personally, that doesn't make sense to me, can you explain what you feel when you see him
YOU FORGOT T4T (trans 4 trans.. i only date trans people)
But
Yeah its great
Allow me to explain
so im not going to get into the whole how i experience asexuality because a huge chunk of it involves me talking about some HIGHLY inappropriate subjects
but for aromantic-ness basically im not fully aromantic, but love and crushes don't come easily to me. I find it weird and awkward and very difficult to express myself romantically, the whole idea of romance can be very confusing to me. Doesn't mean i don't WANT to date someone or im completely incapable of it.. because im def not. It's just harder for me. Plus I've only had a crush on 2 people in my entire life
The bi thing is pretty simple, when i imagine myself dating someone i don't really care what gendee they are..? But as of rn i do have a preference for men which is why I'm bi and not something like pan.
Maybe its more of a demiromantic-asexual-aceflux type thing
I wasted all the coins I died to get on an episode of a webtoon where NOTHING HAPPENS IN THE EPISODE. Why did I waste my coins? Because the cover image was really cute and I had to see it, I regret NOTHING
Yeah well I was like checking stuff about How Bad Can I Be and Biggering or whatever and I noticed a lot of people thought the movie would have been better if How Bad Can I Be was replaced with Biggering- ok like a lot of people tho are so righteous in their opinion with which one is better as if it were fact and I swear just agree to disagree and get it over with- but I wanted to state my opinion because idk I felt like it.
Personally I feel like Biggering was just too slow to fit the movie, if I was watching The Lorax and suddenly Biggering started playing I would question if they accidentally started playing a whole other movie. It doesn’t have the same vibe because everything else feels like “yes this is a Dr Seuss book” it felt fun and fast and kid friendly but Biggering is a whole other thing if it was in the movie I’d imagine everyone would be complaining that it didn’t fit the rest of the movie and was just kind of a stand-alone thing. And the talk singing from the Lorax was just… 🙄 it made me literally want to drop kick that tiny orange gremlin. The whole point of the movie is “listen to the Lorax” but the talk-singing made me wanna NOT listen to the Lorax.
How Bad Can I Be fit the movie better definitely but the lyrics are too watered down and they don’t show the real like tragedy of corporate consumerism, maybe if it was more aggressive it would’ve been better.
I feel like in between Biggering and How Bad Can I Be would’ve been the golden point. So it’s like not quite this not quite that. Anyway yea but that’s just my opinion.
just to be clear I like The Lorax I mean it’s not a OMG THIS IS AMAZING TOP TIER movie but it’s a fun watch and I enjoy it but the fandom that is somehow still alive is just… mmmm yikes yikies no that’s a big no no that’s bad. You can have a crush on the once-ler all you want but can you not be weird abt it. Everyday I question wether or not the Once-ler fandom is sane. Probably not.
Dude Retrofuturism is so cool. Like- ob my god. If you’ve ever watched Meet the Robinsons you already have a kind of grasp on what Retrofuturism is, but it’s also so much more than just Meet the Robinsons it’s just so cool and you should totally search it up because I am just in awe
I’ve come to announce stuff that no one cares abt! Random skewl shtuff.
Like today in the middle of the day I got kinda curious… what songs do I think about during school and how do I come to think of them?
So I wrote on my hand! (I may have not written some songs I thought of because I either forgot I thought of them or I forgot to write them and now I can’t figure out what they were)
The first song was Valley of the Pagans by Gorillaz. Why did I think of it? Idk I was walking to school and I saw some cars and it kinda just popped into my head.
Next was Clint Eastwood, we were learning about some drums. We learned abt the Bass drum and the Snare drum, and I thought of how I wanted to learn to play the drums in Clint Eastwood and that’s how the song came to me.
Next up was Footloose. Footlose drove me mad cause it was in my head the whole day just playing in the background ever since it first emerged. It just kept playing the same verse 5000 times in my head and I just wanted to be done with it. It appeared because I felt like it, it’s a good song and my brain was thinking of dancing thoughts.
After that was Momentary Bliss because I was trying to get Footloose out of my head.
After was Humility because I was thinking if roller skating while listening to music.
Then WANNABE by ITZY because the English teacher wanted us to play a game and the website he used was a Kahoot wannabe website, it was pretty cute tho.
The E.V.I.L B.O.Y.S idk why I was literally in the bathroom my brain just decided “hey wanna listen to this song!”
Perry the Platypus Theme (Extended) I was thinking if Phineas and Ferb cause of E.V.I.L B.O.Y.S
Backyard Beach same thing.
Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw a poster or smthn on the wall that said “Never give up” and I thought of Never Gonna Give You Up.
Tranz. I thought of like psychedelic stuff because I was bord and Tranz came in!
Dirty Harry. I was writing down Tranz on my hand and I saw Clint Eastwood and thought “there’s another song made to be like Clint Eastwood because it was so popular” and thag song is Dirty Harry.
Uh that’s all I wrote on my hand but I probably thought of way more songs than that. Oh and in ICT I made a Turtle make some cool shapes and the teacher told the class to clap for me cause I was a star student. SUCK IT EVERYONE ELSE IM BETTER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Also in Math I pushed up my anime glasses and solved a complicated problem in a few seconds so I’ve concluded that I am MATH ITSELF. I don’t even get it cause I’m pretty bad at math but for some reason in that moment, every atom in my body just aligned so perfectly and the equation just clicked.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU LOSERRRRSSSS
And I won the game that my English teacher made us play! See I’m a genius!!
So I saw this weird ass bird today. I got hole from school and searched it up, apparently it’s some weird bird or whatever and uh it’s pretty far from its native area so I’m not quite sure what it’s doing here. I mean like it is in the native country but the exact area is quite far? Uh I hope that bird is okay.
oh uh. You see I would help you but I really don’t know how human people stuff, if it were me I wouldn’t know but then again I’m like trash at picking up on things like that so idk what u want
I recently started making a lot of myself in Picrew like Rible/Brig because…
Monkey see monkey do 🐒
Anyway I finally have people to talk to in school. We have similar interests! Isn’t that so cool! I mean like that probably seems like nothing to you guys lmao-
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So dream face revealed right (not a fan, im just nosey)
And hes so plain looking
so heres a list of some of the people he looks like
Bo burnham if he got sat on
Shane dawson
If bo burnham and shane dawson had a kid and it got sat on
Rumple stilts skin or whatever
If lord farquaad was a minecraft playing twink /derogatory
Fictional people are way better than real people. You guys can go get your hearts broken all you want, imma sit here where it’s safe and the people I’m in love with can’t reject me or make me feel embarrassed for saying something stupid in front of them cause they’re NOT REAL🙄
or famous people cause they’ll never know I even exist
Fake people can't give you hugs, or call you cute nicknames, or laugh at your dumb jokes, or match Halloween costumes with you, or listen to a playlist of your favourite songs with you, or tell you when they miss you
cuz they ain't real
So? Even if I did have a crush the likeliness of me even talking to them is oh let me see I WISH. I would much rather die. Then they also probably have a whole different music taste, we probably wouldn’t even be that close either.
uh huh
I mean you cant say for certain
Because you have no real way of knowing
Anyway stop making my aromatic self defend romance or else
I’d rather die old and alone. Unlike you, Rible, I’m not exactly social. I’m not loud I can’t even talk to my friends normally let alone my crush. It’ll be a blue moon by the time I talk to him. Unless I’m forced to.
bruv i didn't have real legitimate friends until i turned 15
Until that point i was a massive mess
Not to shit on ur friends but it might be the people ur hanging out with
Like in my experience, until last year I'd only hung out with the basic white girls in my class. And they all kinda sucked as friends (so i was the only nd, queer trans kid). It wasn't until i started hanging out with people who were actually like me (cough gay and neurodivergent people) that i started feeling better in social situations
And Yeah talking to new people is hard as heck which is why you make yourself seem approachable so they talk to you first
Also how can you have a crush on someone you don't know personally, that doesn't make sense to me, can you explain what you feel when you see him
I don’t understand your whole sexuality aromantic bisexual asexual thing you have going on- it’s very confusing
YOU FORGOT T4T (trans 4 trans.. i only date trans people)
But
Yeah its great
Allow me to explain
so im not going to get into the whole how i experience asexuality because a huge chunk of it involves me talking about some HIGHLY inappropriate subjects
but for aromantic-ness basically im not fully aromantic, but love and crushes don't come easily to me. I find it weird and awkward and very difficult to express myself romantically, the whole idea of romance can be very confusing to me. Doesn't mean i don't WANT to date someone or im completely incapable of it.. because im def not. It's just harder for me. Plus I've only had a crush on 2 people in my entire life
The bi thing is pretty simple, when i imagine myself dating someone i don't really care what gendee they are..? But as of rn i do have a preference for men which is why I'm bi and not something like pan.
Maybe its more of a demiromantic-asexual-aceflux type thing
just in case
it’s 💀✨ S p O o K y S e A s O n ✨💀
no one asked
no one asked if anyone asked, Fweshhh.
mb bro that’s my sistet
Oh.
text between me and my sister cuz why not
she’s 11 btw
boooo it sucks
I wasted all the coins I died to get on an episode of a webtoon where NOTHING HAPPENS IN THE EPISODE. Why did I waste my coins? Because the cover image was really cute and I had to see it, I regret NOTHING
ass
ok
really good drawing btw
I could never draw properly with pen if it cost me my life so it’s really cool to see
oh
thanks
yea
I hugged a cow 😟
My sister sat in an elephant’s mouth
here you go have a picture of the Once-ler
I was gonna use this in a post abt the drunk Once-ler fandom but eh
HOLA
Hate when people act like people can't have opinions that contradict their own, as a joke then it's funny but if you're serious then shut the fuck up
All of my opinions contradict themselves
Like how birds aren't real and my favourite food is fried chicken
I mean it makes sense to me cuz chickens aren't birds but SOME people think they are
Like weirdos
interesting
"Piacere Girolamo Trombetta! It's a human thing. I'm kind of an expert."
"What does it mean?"
"..." *bites lip*
"the-the thing you just said?"
I'm so sorry it just popped into my head
On a road trip rnnn ✨✨✨🤟
so yk The Lorax
So yk How Bad Can I Be?
So yk Biggering.
Yeah well I was like checking stuff about How Bad Can I Be and Biggering or whatever and I noticed a lot of people thought the movie would have been better if How Bad Can I Be was replaced with Biggering- ok like a lot of people tho are so righteous in their opinion with which one is better as if it were fact and I swear just agree to disagree and get it over with- but I wanted to state my opinion because idk I felt like it.
Personally I feel like Biggering was just too slow to fit the movie, if I was watching The Lorax and suddenly Biggering started playing I would question if they accidentally started playing a whole other movie. It doesn’t have the same vibe because everything else feels like “yes this is a Dr Seuss book” it felt fun and fast and kid friendly but Biggering is a whole other thing if it was in the movie I’d imagine everyone would be complaining that it didn’t fit the rest of the movie and was just kind of a stand-alone thing. And the talk singing from the Lorax was just… 🙄 it made me literally want to drop kick that tiny orange gremlin. The whole point of the movie is “listen to the Lorax” but the talk-singing made me wanna NOT listen to the Lorax.
How Bad Can I Be fit the movie better definitely but the lyrics are too watered down and they don’t show the real like tragedy of corporate consumerism, maybe if it was more aggressive it would’ve been better.
I feel like in between Biggering and How Bad Can I Be would’ve been the golden point. So it’s like not quite this not quite that. Anyway yea but that’s just my opinion.
just to be clear I like The Lorax I mean it’s not a OMG THIS IS AMAZING TOP TIER movie but it’s a fun watch and I enjoy it but the fandom that is somehow still alive is just… mmmm yikes yikies no that’s a big no no that’s bad. You can have a crush on the once-ler all you want but can you not be weird abt it. Everyday I question wether or not the Once-ler fandom is sane. Probably not.
Oi get on discord real quick i needa tell you a story about the lorax
listen to Biggering just cuz I wanna hear someone else’s opinion on it and How Bad Can I Be
Me: *pets a random cat*
My cat when I get home:
you smell like another cat. How dare you.
The next Spiderman movie with Tom Holland is gonna be Spiderman: Homeless
everyday..i cant stop thinking abt this
I didnt know you worked out :0
interesting.
Dude Retrofuturism is so cool. Like- ob my god. If you’ve ever watched Meet the Robinsons you already have a kind of grasp on what Retrofuturism is, but it’s also so much more than just Meet the Robinsons it’s just so cool and you should totally search it up because I am just in awe
This is unironically my favorite image on the internet.
eddie froms tranger thin
i hope someone actually does that. Like draws Eddie in there
yeah that would totally work
Are you being sarcastic or are you serious bcs internet hard to tell.
serio
OI! PEOPLE
I’ve come to announce stuff that no one cares abt! Random skewl shtuff.
Like today in the middle of the day I got kinda curious… what songs do I think about during school and how do I come to think of them?
So I wrote on my hand! (I may have not written some songs I thought of because I either forgot I thought of them or I forgot to write them and now I can’t figure out what they were)
The first song was Valley of the Pagans by Gorillaz. Why did I think of it? Idk I was walking to school and I saw some cars and it kinda just popped into my head.
Next was Clint Eastwood, we were learning about some drums. We learned abt the Bass drum and the Snare drum, and I thought of how I wanted to learn to play the drums in Clint Eastwood and that’s how the song came to me.
Next up was Footloose. Footlose drove me mad cause it was in my head the whole day just playing in the background ever since it first emerged. It just kept playing the same verse 5000 times in my head and I just wanted to be done with it. It appeared because I felt like it, it’s a good song and my brain was thinking of dancing thoughts.
After that was Momentary Bliss because I was trying to get Footloose out of my head.
After was Humility because I was thinking if roller skating while listening to music.
Then WANNABE by ITZY because the English teacher wanted us to play a game and the website he used was a Kahoot wannabe website, it was pretty cute tho.
The E.V.I.L B.O.Y.S idk why I was literally in the bathroom my brain just decided “hey wanna listen to this song!”
Perry the Platypus Theme (Extended) I was thinking if Phineas and Ferb cause of E.V.I.L B.O.Y.S
Backyard Beach same thing.
Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw a poster or smthn on the wall that said “Never give up” and I thought of Never Gonna Give You Up.
Tranz. I thought of like psychedelic stuff because I was bord and Tranz came in!
Dirty Harry. I was writing down Tranz on my hand and I saw Clint Eastwood and thought “there’s another song made to be like Clint Eastwood because it was so popular” and thag song is Dirty Harry.
Uh that’s all I wrote on my hand but I probably thought of way more songs than that. Oh and in ICT I made a Turtle make some cool shapes and the teacher told the class to clap for me cause I was a star student. SUCK IT EVERYONE ELSE IM BETTER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Also in Math I pushed up my anime glasses and solved a complicated problem in a few seconds so I’ve concluded that I am MATH ITSELF. I don’t even get it cause I’m pretty bad at math but for some reason in that moment, every atom in my body just aligned so perfectly and the equation just clicked.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU LOSERRRRSSSS
And I won the game that my English teacher made us play! See I’m a genius!!
So I saw this weird ass bird today. I got hole from school and searched it up, apparently it’s some weird bird or whatever and uh it’s pretty far from its native area so I’m not quite sure what it’s doing here. I mean like it is in the native country but the exact area is quite far? Uh I hope that bird is okay.
someone just said
“You’re in the dark!”
…well I’ll tell you what, Sherlock Holmes…
You are unbelievable.
(No I’m not moving from songs to tik tok audios, I just had this audio stuck in my head)
So
i did the terry fox walk at school last week as we do every year
And my friend kept talking about how he wants to run off during the walk
(I should mention here that i do in fact have a crush on this friend)
And i kept like grabbing him to keep him from running
And at some point he goes "what are you gunna hold my hand the whole way?"
and i very enthusiastically say "yes" And i grab his hand
do you think he could tell i kinda just wanted to hold hands
oh uh. You see I would help you but I really don’t know how human people stuff, if it were me I wouldn’t know but then again I’m like trash at picking up on things like that so idk what u want
Why haven't they got a nose
They don’t need to breathe
What about smelling
Did u think about that
huh
Did u
nuthin to smell underwater
thats what YOU think
Anyway can u read my most recent post and tell me if i was being too obvious
Its so hard being so old all the time
Anyway heres more picrews of me ♡
ok grandpa
quiet u
You've just come out of the womb (because ur young)
your mother
Not this again
queen we've been over this
My mother is grat
(I am spelling great wrong on purpose)
YOUR MOTHER
proud of u
Someone stop me
Stop 🤚
thank you, you’ve now permanently deleted this part of my programming and I can go back to normal
Yay
I recently started making a lot of myself in Picrew like Rible/Brig because…
Monkey see monkey do 🐒
Anyway I finally have people to talk to in school. We have similar interests! Isn’t that so cool! I mean like that probably seems like nothing to you guys lmao-
the second one looks like a childrens book
it does
WAIT THAT SECOND ONE-
THE EMO GRANDMOTHER PERSON THAT WAS HERE ONCE THAT U!?
No
Watson. That's it.
hola
hola
how are ya?
I'm decent
U?
I’m alive so pretty good ig
Fun Facts Avec MOI!
I’m better than you!
That was ‘Fun Facts Avec MOI’
Im older than u tho so
I win
And i saw ghost in concert AND i was on the floor
So
just because you’re older doesn’t make you better, really sounding like a boomer there Brig.
Ok you saw a ghost concert, I give you that.
BUT IM STILL BETTER
actually
I saw 3 ghost concerts 😊
1 when i was 11
Again when i was 12
And then once more 2 weeks ago
And i am a boomer
Im 89 yrs old
I’m better because I’m actually funny unlike u/j
Hush
I am actually quite funny irl
Hola, soy Dora! Can you say ‘Your mom?’
made this when my hair was natural, like i made it today but its supposed to be when i didn't have my hair dyed and it was all natural n shit
(also the cat is there for a reason, i used to have a cat named jasmine and she looked JUST like that)
OMG Disturbance! At the Dancing Place
HEHEHEHE
x
me playing sweetener by ariana grande
"hey ma, wanna see a new dance i learned?"
"no."
"oh."
does it anyways
fun fact
i edited my friend doing that today
in uh
leadership
She came out beautifully.