Now on ‘No One Cares’: me ranting about a poptropica island
Survival is one of if not the best island in poptropica, all 5 episodes of it. If I had to pick one certain part, it would probably be Cabin Fever.
Usually islands that are done in parts have 3 parts but not Survival.
It’s just not like other islands (joke)
The whole story of Survival is that you, in your big yellow blimp, get caught in a storm and crash land on a freezing cold island in the middle of winter. Since it’s so cold, you have to keep moving or you will freeze to death. Your goal is to build a fire. That’s the spoiler free version if you wanna go play it for yourself but not on the actual game because the new people in charge are just really really bad at their job and will probably simplify the game and make it not interesting anymore so download a thing that I don’t think will give you any viruses, I mean I haven’t had any problems really so I’m sure it’s fine or maybe it isn’t but the only thing people will “find out” by stealing my data is that I’m cringe, a weirdo and an idiot but none of that is really a secret so 🤷♀️ uh anyway it’s called chromium and on it you can download the version of poptropica before Flash stopped updating and play that it should have survival.
So if you’re continuing that means you either don’t care and just want the story, have already played or you just want to be spoiled which honestly… why?
My favorite part is when the squirrel is just so done with all the noise and just jumps off the tree, hope he’s alive but it’s hilarious… he’s probably fine right? So you build your little fire your baby fire and you go to sleep, and the drawing of the fire is like weirdly aesthetic imo, and here you find out that someone is watching you. Hmmm suspicious.
In part two you wake up and you’re starving, you need some good ol food and you find a tiny widdle lake or whatever that is and it has some om nom fish so you have to break the ice (literally) and then make a bad joke about it so you can build a fishing rod, you literally build a fishing using shoe laces, a hook, and a rod that was just… there (it’s not just stupid convince, this gets explained) so you get your om nom fish and there goes the end of this part.
Next part you find a crashed plane and a… cell tower? It looks like it hasn’t been touched in centuries. So your goal is to find a way to contact help and here you get a clipboard with information about the crash landed plane but also a message “don’t trust M.V.B” the numbers Mason. What do they mean? Maybe the note wasn’t written for you? Let’s just go ahead and contact help, hey a chopper came by, we’re saved! “My name is Myron Van Buren” oh shit nevermind, I think I forgot to walk my fish. So you get on anyway cause you’re desperate and also an idiot. End of this part
Cabin Fever, my favorite. Myron takes you to the cabin he lives in and tells you he’s a hunter. He takes you to his trophy room where he shows you all the stuff he’s hunted, their corpses are stuffed and put on stands or mounted on the wall, and then he shows you his greatest achievement, wait a minute… that’s… A PERSON- oh no wait he’s alive he was just standing there to scare you thinking Myron hunted a person and stuffed them haha funny… it’s not so funny soon. That’s his butler, his greatest achievement is “finding good help” and he also has a giant golden statue if his head that says “tally ho” in his voice so he’s totally not self centered. Then Myron treats you to dinner and you’ve been surviving on fish and idk where ur getting water from (lake water isn’t safe for drinking) for the past few days so obviously you agree and… now I’m hungry. So you agree and head over to eat and drink, once you’re done you feel kinda dizzy and tired and you’ve been drugged so like that’s cool that’s fun, not weird at all, you don’t drug your guests right after saving them from the brutal outdoors? Wow you’re so weird. So you wake up in your bedroom with the butler locking the door and just leaving you thinking you’re completely passed out. But you are not so now you have to find a way out. The gameplay of this part is just marvelous. There’s a bunch of cool stuff and night vision goggles and all that, and it’s just so cool all the different stuff you do in this part. So you make it out and now you’re finally free but wait, the lights outside turn on all of a sudden, and Myron and his butler walk out of the building. They say it’s time to hunt, you ask what they’re hunting, why dear friend, they’re hunting YOU! A human is a much harder hunt than any animal, humans are unpredictable. You run for your life from this psychopath but he follows not far behind and here we move to our next bit.
Now on this final part you continue where you left off, running from Myron. You are to dodge trees and bushes for more efficient running so you can manage to get away from Myron who is behind you, eventually you’ll fall down a hole that’s hidden in grass and Myron will have no idea where you are. So you catch up with where you are now and this dude tells you he was one of the passengers on the crashed flight and he was also “rescued” by Myron but he managed to escape him and he hid out underground. He left clues and help all over the island so if anyone ever crashed here again, he could save them and that he’s been watching us but he couldn’t get involved or else Myron would find and kill him. He says he has a plan to defeat Myron but he can’t do it because he has a wooden leg that doesn’t have much mobility does it? His whole leg is gone and replaced by a stick. So he tells you what to get to carry out the plan and now you have to get all that stuff and capture Myron once and for all, you also free a bear and the bear becomes your friend so that’s cool.
That’s the end of Survival but I find it super fun, I mean Cabin Fever is obviously the best but all the parts are nice too.
help, my mom’s started talking about “phone bad” and laughing at unfunny memes, she’s becoming a boomer! I don’t know if I can stop it, she may be too far gone…
for context, my mom actually used to be cool, not cool like “cool mom” that’s just cringy, but cool like she understood stuff in a different way than boomers. She did not compare generations or whatever and talk about how they’re the better generation or whatever, she didn’t talk about “phone bad” she didn’t believe every lie she saw on Facebook and she didn’t laugh at the goddamn minion memes that are ruining the image of the minions. She was not a boomer. I mean she kinda was but just not to the degree of BOOMER boomer, just kinda chill boomer. And now she’s starting to become one of them, soon she’s gonna say this generation had it easy. RIP chill mom, you will be remembered.
So today I felt clown vibe, like something colorful with clown inspired makeup, emphasis on inspired. So I wore color block pants but I didn’t have a top to wear so I asked my sisters for help.
They got me an outfit said it looked ugly so I tried a different shirt, but it just didn’t have the clown vibe I wanted. They kept saying “it looks cute” or whatever this and that and I kept telling them I don’t like it and instead of respecting my opinion on the outfit I, ME, SPRINKLE, NOT THEM, was wearing and helping me pick out something I liked they just kept telling me it looked nice and told me to wear it. I would just go “fuck you” and pick something else but I can’t do that because I’m an idiot and if I tried to pick an outfit I would take hours and find nothing.
When the lady at the starbucks told me what to order, that was helpful, that was nice. I was struggling between choices and whatever she told me, if she told me to get the cookies that would be helpful, if she told me to get the brownies that would be helpful. Why? Because I like both, it was helpful decision making. But if she told me to get something completely different from what I was confused about, not helpful, not nice. That’s what my sisters did. If I tell them no, they’re gonna get all worked up about it and call me annoying, and I don’t want that outcome so I just have to suck it up and wear an outfit I don’t like.
The lady at the starbucks I went to made my day. So I was conflicted between cookies or brownies and she started talking to me like we’ve been friends for years and she told me that I should get brownies cause the cookies are really dry, she didn’t mind that I was taking a long time or that I was indecisive and she helped me. She also said my outfit was so cute and that made me happy because it was an outfit I kind of just threw together and I thought it looked really ugly. Such a nice lady.
So thank you for reading this 1 person still on here
ikr, unlike everyone else when I'm indecisive going like "just pick I'm not gonna pick for you just pick why are you taking so long" etc etc. Like- CHILL I'm having a crisis over here and you're screaming at me to make a decision
It’s like the middle of the night but I’m too scared to sleep because I just had my whole soul leave my fucking body. Even if I didn’t I probably couldn’t have slept anyway but like still.
So I was sitting there, barbecue sauce on my t- I was laying down and I had like downloaded YouTube videos open because I cannot sleep if it’s dead silent. I had my earphones in and one earphone was out bcs it was kinda bothering me and I kid you not, in the clearest voice I’ve ever heard, a little kid laughing. It sounded like it was coming from outside so I didn’t think much if it but then I heard what sounded like a crash and that’s when I opened my eyes to look around and there it stood. A kid, couldn’t have been older than 12, standing at the foot of my bed just staring before disappearing off into oblivion. I’m actually going to cry, every time I think about it, it terrifies me, because the image was so clear too, if you guys saw that you would’ve had the same reaction. Anyway J noped out of my room and am hiding out in the living room but I keep hearing shit and I’m scared for my life.
Even if this didn’t happen, I couldn’t have slept anyway cause while I was tryna sleep I couldn’t get comfortable, it was way too hot, I felt sick, and this is normal, this happens a lot, it doesn’t matter. I’m just too tired.
So uhm yeah, I’m about to be murdered by a demon, so that’s great.
School starts tmr and I'm at my dad's house (and I have to wake up earlier than normal so he can bring me to my mum's house so I can get ready) and when I'm over here it normally takes me a long time to fall asleep
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Now on ‘No One Cares’: me ranting about a poptropica island
Survival is one of if not the best island in poptropica, all 5 episodes of it. If I had to pick one certain part, it would probably be Cabin Fever.
Usually islands that are done in parts have 3 parts but not Survival.
It’s just not like other islands (joke)
The whole story of Survival is that you, in your big yellow blimp, get caught in a storm and crash land on a freezing cold island in the middle of winter. Since it’s so cold, you have to keep moving or you will freeze to death. Your goal is to build a fire. That’s the spoiler free version if you wanna go play it for yourself but not on the actual game because the new people in charge are just really really bad at their job and will probably simplify the game and make it not interesting anymore so download a thing that I don’t think will give you any viruses, I mean I haven’t had any problems really so I’m sure it’s fine or maybe it isn’t but the only thing people will “find out” by stealing my data is that I’m cringe, a weirdo and an idiot but none of that is really a secret so 🤷♀️ uh anyway it’s called chromium and on it you can download the version of poptropica before Flash stopped updating and play that it should have survival.
So if you’re continuing that means you either don’t care and just want the story, have already played or you just want to be spoiled which honestly… why?
My favorite part is when the squirrel is just so done with all the noise and just jumps off the tree, hope he’s alive but it’s hilarious… he’s probably fine right? So you build your little fire your baby fire and you go to sleep, and the drawing of the fire is like weirdly aesthetic imo, and here you find out that someone is watching you. Hmmm suspicious.
In part two you wake up and you’re starving, you need some good ol food and you find a tiny widdle lake or whatever that is and it has some om nom fish so you have to break the ice (literally) and then make a bad joke about it so you can build a fishing rod, you literally build a fishing using shoe laces, a hook, and a rod that was just… there (it’s not just stupid convince, this gets explained) so you get your om nom fish and there goes the end of this part.
Next part you find a crashed plane and a… cell tower? It looks like it hasn’t been touched in centuries. So your goal is to find a way to contact help and here you get a clipboard with information about the crash landed plane but also a message “don’t trust M.V.B” the numbers Mason. What do they mean? Maybe the note wasn’t written for you? Let’s just go ahead and contact help, hey a chopper came by, we’re saved! “My name is Myron Van Buren” oh shit nevermind, I think I forgot to walk my fish. So you get on anyway cause you’re desperate and also an idiot. End of this part
Cabin Fever, my favorite. Myron takes you to the cabin he lives in and tells you he’s a hunter. He takes you to his trophy room where he shows you all the stuff he’s hunted, their corpses are stuffed and put on stands or mounted on the wall, and then he shows you his greatest achievement, wait a minute… that’s… A PERSON- oh no wait he’s alive he was just standing there to scare you thinking Myron hunted a person and stuffed them haha funny… it’s not so funny soon. That’s his butler, his greatest achievement is “finding good help” and he also has a giant golden statue if his head that says “tally ho” in his voice so he’s totally not self centered. Then Myron treats you to dinner and you’ve been surviving on fish and idk where ur getting water from (lake water isn’t safe for drinking) for the past few days so obviously you agree and… now I’m hungry. So you agree and head over to eat and drink, once you’re done you feel kinda dizzy and tired and you’ve been drugged so like that’s cool that’s fun, not weird at all, you don’t drug your guests right after saving them from the brutal outdoors? Wow you’re so weird. So you wake up in your bedroom with the butler locking the door and just leaving you thinking you’re completely passed out. But you are not so now you have to find a way out. The gameplay of this part is just marvelous. There’s a bunch of cool stuff and night vision goggles and all that, and it’s just so cool all the different stuff you do in this part. So you make it out and now you’re finally free but wait, the lights outside turn on all of a sudden, and Myron and his butler walk out of the building. They say it’s time to hunt, you ask what they’re hunting, why dear friend, they’re hunting YOU! A human is a much harder hunt than any animal, humans are unpredictable. You run for your life from this psychopath but he follows not far behind and here we move to our next bit.
Now on this final part you continue where you left off, running from Myron. You are to dodge trees and bushes for more efficient running so you can manage to get away from Myron who is behind you, eventually you’ll fall down a hole that’s hidden in grass and Myron will have no idea where you are. So you catch up with where you are now and this dude tells you he was one of the passengers on the crashed flight and he was also “rescued” by Myron but he managed to escape him and he hid out underground. He left clues and help all over the island so if anyone ever crashed here again, he could save them and that he’s been watching us but he couldn’t get involved or else Myron would find and kill him. He says he has a plan to defeat Myron but he can’t do it because he has a wooden leg that doesn’t have much mobility does it? His whole leg is gone and replaced by a stick. So he tells you what to get to carry out the plan and now you have to get all that stuff and capture Myron once and for all, you also free a bear and the bear becomes your friend so that’s cool.
That’s the end of Survival but I find it super fun, I mean Cabin Fever is obviously the best but all the parts are nice too.
if I add more details it’ll spoil the gameplay, I just wanted to tell the story. But if you want sure I’ll do it
you want me to lengthen the spoiler free version?
help, my mom’s started talking about “phone bad” and laughing at unfunny memes, she’s becoming a boomer! I don’t know if I can stop it, she may be too far gone…
for context, my mom actually used to be cool, not cool like “cool mom” that’s just cringy, but cool like she understood stuff in a different way than boomers. She did not compare generations or whatever and talk about how they’re the better generation or whatever, she didn’t talk about “phone bad” she didn’t believe every lie she saw on Facebook and she didn’t laugh at the goddamn minion memes that are ruining the image of the minions. She was not a boomer. I mean she kinda was but just not to the degree of BOOMER boomer, just kinda chill boomer. And now she’s starting to become one of them, soon she’s gonna say this generation had it easy. RIP chill mom, you will be remembered.
Nya!
Today am in a weird mood
Nd i decided that uh
Uhhh
UH
Oh god.
Yall r gunna hate me for this.
Uhm
Ima be a f#rry for a day
AM SORYY
As long as you’re not, for lack of a better word, weirdddd then honestly I don’t care.
Your MOM! 🤯
Your mom. 😤
Bzzzt bfztzt bzz 🦟
Your mom… 🧓🏻
Your… *insert sneeze* *blowing nose sound effect* mom… 🤧
So today I felt clown vibe, like something colorful with clown inspired makeup, emphasis on inspired. So I wore color block pants but I didn’t have a top to wear so I asked my sisters for help.
They got me an outfit said it looked ugly so I tried a different shirt, but it just didn’t have the clown vibe I wanted. They kept saying “it looks cute” or whatever this and that and I kept telling them I don’t like it and instead of respecting my opinion on the outfit I, ME, SPRINKLE, NOT THEM, was wearing and helping me pick out something I liked they just kept telling me it looked nice and told me to wear it. I would just go “fuck you” and pick something else but I can’t do that because I’m an idiot and if I tried to pick an outfit I would take hours and find nothing.
When the lady at the starbucks told me what to order, that was helpful, that was nice. I was struggling between choices and whatever she told me, if she told me to get the cookies that would be helpful, if she told me to get the brownies that would be helpful. Why? Because I like both, it was helpful decision making. But if she told me to get something completely different from what I was confused about, not helpful, not nice. That’s what my sisters did. If I tell them no, they’re gonna get all worked up about it and call me annoying, and I don’t want that outcome so I just have to suck it up and wear an outfit I don’t like.
Metal Family.
Please get t
According to bands, where I live isn’t part of the world so I guess I don’t exist 🤷♀️
Me neither bro
....after looking at that map I don't thnk I exist either..
Most of the world isn’t real according to bands
Tru
WAIT NOT EVN THE UK-
The lady at the starbucks I went to made my day. So I was conflicted between cookies or brownies and she started talking to me like we’ve been friends for years and she told me that I should get brownies cause the cookies are really dry, she didn’t mind that I was taking a long time or that I was indecisive and she helped me. She also said my outfit was so cute and that made me happy because it was an outfit I kind of just threw together and I thought it looked really ugly. Such a nice lady.
So thank you for reading this 1 person still on here
Or no one
Thank you
There is like no one here 🥲
Thats nice of her!
ikr, unlike everyone else when I'm indecisive going like "just pick I'm not gonna pick for you just pick why are you taking so long" etc etc. Like- CHILL I'm having a crisis over here and you're screaming at me to make a decision
ik-
Once like when i was 9 or smth
We went to dominoes and i couldn't decide what pizza i wanted
So my mum was like
"JUST PICK ONE ALREADY"
taht was mean-
💀 GN I USED TO ROLEPLAY HERE
Well good for you, this place is dead.
Uh who r u?
my sister forgot the word for budget so she called it a “money spending diet”
Wow
Imw use that now on
GOD
Texting on a tab is hard now
Cuz i usually use mah cpc
I MISS ME KEYBOARDDDSDXD
so is this chat just like-completely dead?
yes.
wth happened?
I don’t know. All I know is that everyone just went poof.
hawks ghosted me so like...
Yea.
OH MAH GOOOOOD
MAH SCHOOL ISNT FULL OF HOMOPHOBESSSSS
YESSSSSS
nice
EEEEE
haha this place is literally dead.
Leaf.
Lef
rawr rawr dragon 🐉
Uh smthn smthn
Berk isn’t a place it’s the people
Uh yeah. Idk what I’m doing.
…
Time to force you to look at my art
Omg… I just noticed the stupid red corner… I’m gonna cry.
Oh god that one red corner.....
I feel physical pain because of it
I would to.
ys true
Barbie movies in 10 words or less part 2 (made at 3 in the morning because I fear for my life):
Spy Squad:
Brabie gets a lightsaber, and fails at everything
Mariposa:
No she’s not like other girls, she likes to read!
Diamond Castle:
The dogs haunt my nightmares.
A Christmas Carol:
She was more stylish as a villain.
Thumbelina:
Most annoying characters ever check!
The Three Musketeers:
The horses are dancing for why?
Fashion Fairytale:
HøtDœgęteríA
Fairy Secret:
We need to stop making fun of Kent… Dennis… Kirby?
A Perfect Christmas:
Punching children is okay, as long as it’s Chelsea.
Mariposa Fairy Princess:
Ok, Barbie, we get it, you’re gay.
Pony Tale:
I remember nothing from this movie
The Pearl Princess:
Rapunzel underwater.
Secret Door:
No she’s quirky, she’s not like other girls!
Princess Power:
Super Sparkle? No thanks, please un-save me right now.
Rock n’ Royals:
Why didn’t they just walk across the lake???
Great Puppy Adventure:
It’s certainly one of the movies ever made.
Puppy Chase:
Barbie, learn to drive please.
Video Game Hero:
The longest ad ever for Just Dance.
The Lost Birthday:
I’ve never had time to watch it.
and that’s all the ones currently released not including the ones from the 80s and now we wait for the soon to be released ones.
Ayyy thx for remendin the spy ones name
Now I can watch that price of crap again
can we just talk abt how much i hate k-pop stans
like
they r so fucking annoying
and they say slurs after slurs
btw this just happened to me
like a minute ago
and these bitches were all like: "you should kys"
and ofc i said: "same goes to u" cuz im not gonna just stand there and not say shit
cuz
thats fucked up
and one of them said: "well last time i tried it failed lol"
and i said: "well u should have tied that rope a bit more tighter"
i get that some of yall rn are gonna say ima bitch but
these mf were calling me the f slur, disrespecting my race (mexican) and shit. so im not gonna take that type of disrespect.
slayed tbh
Tbh
true.
Like -my school has millions of k-pop stans
Sometimes they ask me "Do YoU LiKe K-pOp??"
Nd I say "no-im more of a Hatsune miku/j-pop fan"
And they respond with "EW WHO IS THAT GROSS PERSON!?"
Nd I'm like"shut the f up j-pop is great."
you did
That's why am replying
It’s like the middle of the night but I’m too scared to sleep because I just had my whole soul leave my fucking body. Even if I didn’t I probably couldn’t have slept anyway but like still.
So I was sitting there, barbecue sauce on my t- I was laying down and I had like downloaded YouTube videos open because I cannot sleep if it’s dead silent. I had my earphones in and one earphone was out bcs it was kinda bothering me and I kid you not, in the clearest voice I’ve ever heard, a little kid laughing. It sounded like it was coming from outside so I didn’t think much if it but then I heard what sounded like a crash and that’s when I opened my eyes to look around and there it stood. A kid, couldn’t have been older than 12, standing at the foot of my bed just staring before disappearing off into oblivion. I’m actually going to cry, every time I think about it, it terrifies me, because the image was so clear too, if you guys saw that you would’ve had the same reaction. Anyway J noped out of my room and am hiding out in the living room but I keep hearing shit and I’m scared for my life.
Even if this didn’t happen, I couldn’t have slept anyway cause while I was tryna sleep I couldn’t get comfortable, it was way too hot, I felt sick, and this is normal, this happens a lot, it doesn’t matter. I’m just too tired.
So uhm yeah, I’m about to be murdered by a demon, so that’s great.
Uh yea that's happened to me too
also
IN THE MIDDLEEE OF THE NIGHTTTTT
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHTTT
No.
JUST CAĹLLL MY NAMEEE WM URSSSSS TO TAM-
ok ill stop.
JUST KIDDDIIINNNGGG
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHHTGHTH OH OH
YES
JUST CALL ON MEEEEE
JUST CALLL MY NAMEEEEEE
-IDK-
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
JUST CALLLL MY NAMEEEEE AM URS TO TAMEEEEE
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHGHTTTTIN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHGHTTTTTTTT
OH OH
hey b
School starts tmr and I'm at my dad's house (and I have to wake up earlier than normal so he can bring me to my mum's house so I can get ready) and when I'm over here it normally takes me a long time to fall asleep
SW said this was Elon and Grimes 😟
Furby
Barbie movies in 10 words or less part 1 if I ever have the energy for part 2:
Princess and the Popstar:
Princess and the Pauper different font
Princess and the Pauper:
Princess and the Popstar better font
Star Light Adventure:
Elsa in space.
Barbie as Rapunzel:
I hate that fucking weasel with my whole being
Barbie Princess Adventure:
5th Barbie movie with a princess switch narrative
Dolphin Magic:
The PINK dolphin is named RUBY! JUST MAKE IT RED!
Big City, Big Dreams:
The gayest barbie movie yet, starring Barbie 2.0
Mermaid Tale:
Barbie dyed her hair and everyone freaked out.
Mermaid Tale 2:
Barbie lost her necklace and everyone freaked out.
Princess Charm School:
Makes no sense, automatic classic.
Barbie Diaries:
How to traumatize someone in 70 minutes “cool, girl hug.”
The Nutcracker:
Barbie falls in love with a literal nutcracker…
The Pink Shoes:
I… I’m not even gonna start with this movie man.
Swan Lake:
The villains were the best part
Fairytopia:
Bibble is the star of this movie
The Magic of Pegasus:
I love the dialogue in this movie
Mermaidia:
The only thing that really matters is Bibble.
The 12 Dancing Princesses:
Fucking ugly ass monkey should go die in a ditch.
Magic of the Rainbow:
Dizzle: the most pointless character in all of Barbie history
Island Princess:
A whole hour of “why do all the animals have eyelashes”
Ayo what abt that one spy one-
I cant find it anywhere anymore
But it was cring af
not me remembering 5 yr me watching Mermaid Tale when it was like first came out 💀
didn’t everyone watch barbie movies when they first came out… it’s not normal to be obsessed with Barbie?
Ikr
I kid you not, I can recite every single line in princess charm school by heart. Well mist of them anyway
I-
I'm hungry.
same
hiiiiii
No. He is not woman so I dont want him.
you are a homosexual, explain why
Because
I am.
it all started with something called school...
Only for my goddess Eve.
No one:
EXO misheard lyrics:
“Fatherless, motherless”
“Eat a ponytail”
“Naughty casserole”
“Cause you’re a dog hoe now“
“He acts old”
“Oh! It hurt my toe a lot!”
“Nail sharp but foot friendly… yo we Korean“
“Charlie come home. Randy found out, she tell her friend watch your hoe”
“Keep out, choke and die”
“she triggered him, they’re dead”
“She give me goose hair”
“Show me your curry! You can call me mustard, I’m creeping in your armpit!”
“She dropped the soap”
“Don’t pee on Fred” (there go my evening plans 😒)
“She’ll want cheese in there”
“Clone me baby”
“Listen… enjoy the mayo. Brother, sit down… drink on the table”
“Marry your mama”
No name- I have like 10 picrews of them and they have no name. Great.
idk who this kid is but he looks like my uncle 😟
he is your uncle, he just invented time travel
w
No I’m not crying over a mars rover, you are.
loosing a fight
what?
if a mosquito is biting you, flex the muscle it’s biting and watch it explode. Weak ass mosquito.
From now on, I’m blaming all my problems on The Dark Reunion.