Plants live longer than animals. Animals breathe oxygen while plants breathe Carbon Dioxide. Guys… the secret to living longer is to just stop breathing Oxygen, it’s so easy dude just suffocate on Carbon Dioxide and bam long fulfilling life…
Why am I like this? I hate myself for actually saying this.
What? Oh you mean Jack and Rose, yeah they never actually existed. But you know the old couple that chose to sink with the ship together, Isidor and Ida Straus, they’re real. And did you know that the band still kept playing as the titanic was sinking to help reduce panic, they sank with the ship but they died heroes. There’s more than just Jack and Rose and the lady at the end. Everyone else on the Titanic had interesting stories.
They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you’re fine when you’re not really fine but you just can’t get into it cause they would never understand
I’m turning 16 in a few years. I don’t like it. I’m just a child, I can’t become a teenager.
It’s been stuck in my head for the past week so here you go.
Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter.
dude… the dualshock5 is weak sauce. I have a ps3 and the dualshock3 went through my stupidity, constantly dropping it for at least a few years before finally deciding it had enough, but the dualshock5… one drop and it gave up, the x and o buttons don’t work anymore. What the fuck is this? It fell on carpet too. What kind of bullshit person made these? No right- they’re made to break so you buy more- of course.
I turn 16 on a Wednesday. Debating wether or not to have my cake be frog themed. Like at first I wanted something nice for my sweet sixteen and I was thinking of an Alice in Wonderland themed cake or something along those lines, I just wanted a really fun cake but like… maybe I can have both, it won’t be the Wednesday frog but it’ll still be a frog… I mean… I… it’s… idk
It would be fun if I could buy goggly eyes, take them to school and plaster them everywhere, but where I live the people are boring so nothing interesting will come out of it, plus I can’t because I go by bus and can’t choose when to and when not to go to and leave school, and all other times of the day there is probably gonna be teachers walking around and stuff so I run the risk of getting caught plus I have to be in class almost all the time so it’s really just no fun.
I am here to talk about a ps game that has grown so much over the years, and that is Little Big Planet. There are, I think, 5 Little Big Planet games currently:
Little Big Planet
Little Big Planet 2
Little Big Planet 3
Sackboy Racecars (I think)
Sackboy: A Big Adventure
Each of these games takes place on a planet that only exists because of the people on earth’s creativity, Little Big Planet. All of the creativity of people comes together to make Little Big Planet through the… the “Cerebrum-billical cord” I don’t like that it’s called that, why is it called that. Anyway through that all the creativity accumulates into a planet, this planet can be anything you want it to be, it’s all up to your creativity. Let’s go through the games in order of the order I said them in.
Little Big Planet:
This is the first game in the Little Big Planet series, you play as what is called a sackperson. You look like this:
And don’t worry, you won’t look so plain forever, because you can change clothes, and you can end up looking like whatever you want. Along with changing clothes you can also place stickers. There are many different stickers in the game and you can apply them to anything you want, including yourself or your friends. You can place 3d stickers and 2d stickers (which work kinda like paint) you and your sackboy friends live in your space pod, you can decorate your pod however you like and even save pods so you can easily get back your old pod if you don’t like how you’ve changed it. There is a story and a creative mode. You can do anything and I mean anything in creative and in story you can push your friends off cliffs and be increasingly frustrated by the mechanics of a stupid hot air balloon and having no idea where the frick frack diddly dack you’re going. But you can find new outfits in story mode and new materials and new stickers. And the story is fun and interesting. So yeah.
Little Big Planet 2:
This is where LBP really steps up their game. It’s pretty much the same as LBP 1 but more stuff a different story and better character design and extra creativity using real world people as rulers over LBP like Leonardo Da Vinci. You can do even more stuff in creative mode now, and the story is genuinely engaging and it’s fun to see the characters interact with their different personalities. I’m not attracted to girls but… Eve🤭
The character design got so much better, I’m in love with the characters of this game. I just love all the stuff they added, the stickers and the new outfits. Just wonderful stuff. And I love how each part of LBP has a different type of design characterized by who rules that part of the land, because creativity comes in many different forms and I just- mwah, chef’s kiss. They also added different controls and GADGETS. It’s just so fun, I could play it forever and it’s even better with friends.
LBP 3:
I mean it’s engaging and fun and it kept with the creativity in different forms and stuff, and also now you are not the only hero in LBP. You see this adds extra backstory, 100 or smthn I don’t remember years ago, 3 evil giants came to LBP and started stealing all the creativity from it, but 3 heroes rose up and defeated the giants saving all of LBP. These heroes were Oddsock, who is so fast they can climb walls and jump from one wall to another, Toggle, who is big and strong but can shrink into a mini Toggle and run on water and squeeze into tight spaces, Swoop, who can fly… and uh… carry things? Whatever, he’s useful. But right now these heroes are in hibernation so it’s your job to wake them up again because the giants have escaped their containment. And they added EVEN MORE STUFF AND HONESTLY ITS CRAZY THESE GAMES ARE CRAZ I LOVE LBP I EMAN THEY ARE SO GREAT AND THERES SIDE QUESTS AND OMG I JSUT LOVE IT SO MUCH, anyway yeah it’s great
Sackboy Racecars:
It’s literally just a racing game but with sackpeople.
Sackboy: A Big Adventure
I love hate it. I mean… it’s like yes b it also no. The character design took more than just a step down, no it fell down the whole staircase, like what is this:
Mama Monkey will forever haunt my nightmares. Just looking at her face and I already feel like crying. Why is she sitting like that, why is it so ugly, what went on in these people’s brains for them to create whatever this monstrosity is. I get what they were trying to do but… no. All of the characters in this are so punchable. The only person I actually like is Vex, the main villain.
“It’s not a bomb. It’s a puppy! Honest.”
The only character with actually good lines and a voice I would actually bother listening to. The others… I wish I could sew their m0uth$ shut. But even if the characters quality took a massive nose dive, at least the games are fun and they added new mechanics like yeeting your friends off cliffs and new monsters to fight and yeeting other things off cliffs and YEETING THINGS, I just really enjoy the fact that you can yeet things. And I guess there’s also cool game mechanics like walking on walls and stuff. So yeah, gameplay is great, design is horrible and unfortunately you don’t have a creative mode I don’t think. So it’s kind of a love hate relationship. Also in this game LBP is called “craftworld” and introduces the concept of a “knitted knight”
honestly LBP has grown so much over the years and I love all the games do much, I will cherish them to the day I die. I never forgot LBP for one minute. It’s a game I hold very close to my heart. And you, you reading this, if you have a play station, I highly recommend to you Little Big Planet. It truly is a beautiful game.
I used to love playing that when I was younger. The reasons why I stopped playing are kind of long and I don't feel like typing them bc I my arms hands and fingers need to rest. (I've been playing violin for like 6 hrs)
The first reason why I stopped playing was because someone stole our Playstation.
. Skip forward a year.
We moved into a new house
. Skip forward 4 years
I started routinely hanging out with my dad more because he had cancer. (He's cancer-free now) I go into my parents bedroom to see that he's buying LBP for me. So throug the months I started playing it a lot.
. Skip forward a year.
My dad got kicked out of the house because apparently he was cheating on my mom.
I should never have kids of my own, I know for a fact that I would be the worst parent ever. I just taught a 3 year old girl to say “your mom” and she just says it all the time now. What have I created.
yes the SCP (Secure Contain Protect) Foundation, they secure and contain anomalies to protect people.
SCPs are the anomalies. One of the most popular SCPs is SCP-173 a statue that will snap your neck if you look away for even just a second. Another popular one that people constantly joked about was SCP-2316 a I don’t remember I think it was a lake, when you ho to this lake it id very important for you to remember not to swim in it under any circumstances and constantly repeat the words “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” you will see floating corpses in the water and the lake will convince you it’s your loved ones and tempt you to come in to save them, once you go in, you’re not coming out. As long as you can still say “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” you will not recognize the bodies in the water.
Uh also Cheerios did we ever get a discord divorce-
For all that dont know as a joke me and cheerios got married on discord and I cant remember if we got a divorce cuz if we didnt I’m cheating rn cuz I have a gf 💔
“you kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin!”
-Bob Muyskens
So I was playing Sackboy for the PS5 and I was in a race typa thing you get it. And I was aiming for a gold trophy, and I have been trying to get it for a while now. This gold trophy is all I’ve ever wanted. So I was doing this one run that was going particularly well and I was close to teh end, I could see it, it was so close I could kiss it, and time for the gold trophy had not passed yet and I was like “I’m gonna make it… I’m gonna make it!” But then the fricking obstacle tolling thingy gave me a big ol smack of reality and said “not on my watch” and I lost the gold trophy by 72 milliseconds. 72 milliseconds.
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Plants live longer than animals. Animals breathe oxygen while plants breathe Carbon Dioxide. Guys… the secret to living longer is to just stop breathing Oxygen, it’s so easy dude just suffocate on Carbon Dioxide and bam long fulfilling life…
Why am I like this? I hate myself for actually saying this.
oop
tgat moment when you when the thing that happens and the and youre like and you the moment when you when you… I forgot the meme.
perfer fojane1520 over cidr ngl
I am Groot
.die
never.
.DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO
I.
AM.
GROOT.
I am Groot!
NAT BAT NATNNATN ANTA. NATN NAT RAT NAT
WHAT
YES
NAT
BAT
YES
YES
YRUJRYRUKRU
I MADE THE KURT KUNKLE FANFIC!!!! I MADE THE FIRST CHAPTER AND ITS SET IN NEW YORK AND STUFF
LEMEM SEE
https://www.wattpad.com/story/318976591-new-day
Return of the void
L
yeah. :(
VOIDDDD I MISSEDDD JUUUU
ok
o k
Return of the LEMONHEADS
lemonheads
apple fritter ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
:P
UHM...THE TITANIC IS FAKE?!?!?! I THOUGHT IT WAS BASED OFF TRUE EVENTS
AND THE LADY AT THE END WASNT EVEN ON THE DAMN TITANIC MAN 👞👞
What? Oh you mean Jack and Rose, yeah they never actually existed. But you know the old couple that chose to sink with the ship together, Isidor and Ida Straus, they’re real. And did you know that the band still kept playing as the titanic was sinking to help reduce panic, they sank with the ship but they died heroes. There’s more than just Jack and Rose and the lady at the end. Everyone else on the Titanic had interesting stories.
....I accidentally called sw stink-
They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you’re fine when you’re not really fine but you just can’t get into it cause they would never understand
I’m turning 16 in a few years. I don’t like it. I’m just a child, I can’t become a teenager.
I need a silver glitter pen- NEED IT
I have one-
i have like 5- I can give u 1
KERMIT-
Yes thank you… how exactly would you do that?
do what-
give me a silver glitter pen.
aight
Hands glitter pen
Silver
Eve 🤭🤭🤭💅
YouTube be like:
It’s been stuck in my head for the past week so here you go.
Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter. Butter Dog, the dog with the butter.
I try to talk to people about the things I like, but something about the way I explain it, they just never understand what I’m talking about.
dude… the dualshock5 is weak sauce. I have a ps3 and the dualshock3 went through my stupidity, constantly dropping it for at least a few years before finally deciding it had enough, but the dualshock5… one drop and it gave up, the x and o buttons don’t work anymore. What the fuck is this? It fell on carpet too. What kind of bullshit person made these? No right- they’re made to break so you buy more- of course.
Spencer's is such a cool store bro (I accidentally went into the back but we won't talk about that) it has so much cool shirts and pants-
I turn 16 on a Wednesday. Debating wether or not to have my cake be frog themed. Like at first I wanted something nice for my sweet sixteen and I was thinking of an Alice in Wonderland themed cake or something along those lines, I just wanted a really fun cake but like… maybe I can have both, it won’t be the Wednesday frog but it’ll still be a frog… I mean… I… it’s… idk
hi guys 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🤗🤗🤗🐠🤗🤗❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🤗🤗сейчас в России
"what the heckk... sex penis?"
if you wear your socks inside out, everything except you is wearing your socks.
hey guys
nat here
but
nat has fallen in love
and
i've always said
"love at first sight doesn't exist"
oops
scratch that out
i think it does
ok good job.
thanks
but shes straight
Oh. Uh…
yeah.
“all dreams have meaning”
My dreams:
THIS IS SO TRUE
I once had a dream that I was a shelf. That was it that was the whole dream.
LOL
yo I requested u as a friend on disc on my third acc
I ACCEPTED IT
It would be fun if I could buy goggly eyes, take them to school and plaster them everywhere, but where I live the people are boring so nothing interesting will come out of it, plus I can’t because I go by bus and can’t choose when to and when not to go to and leave school, and all other times of the day there is probably gonna be teachers walking around and stuff so I run the risk of getting caught plus I have to be in class almost all the time so it’s really just no fun.
I am here to talk about a ps game that has grown so much over the years, and that is Little Big Planet. There are, I think, 5 Little Big Planet games currently:
Little Big Planet
Little Big Planet 2
Little Big Planet 3
Sackboy Racecars (I think)
Sackboy: A Big Adventure
Each of these games takes place on a planet that only exists because of the people on earth’s creativity, Little Big Planet. All of the creativity of people comes together to make Little Big Planet through the… the “Cerebrum-billical cord” I don’t like that it’s called that, why is it called that. Anyway through that all the creativity accumulates into a planet, this planet can be anything you want it to be, it’s all up to your creativity. Let’s go through the games in order of the order I said them in.
Little Big Planet:
This is the first game in the Little Big Planet series, you play as what is called a sackperson. You look like this:
And don’t worry, you won’t look so plain forever, because you can change clothes, and you can end up looking like whatever you want. Along with changing clothes you can also place stickers. There are many different stickers in the game and you can apply them to anything you want, including yourself or your friends. You can place 3d stickers and 2d stickers (which work kinda like paint) you and your sackboy friends live in your space pod, you can decorate your pod however you like and even save pods so you can easily get back your old pod if you don’t like how you’ve changed it. There is a story and a creative mode. You can do anything and I mean anything in creative and in story you can push your friends off cliffs and be increasingly frustrated by the mechanics of a stupid hot air balloon and having no idea where the frick frack diddly dack you’re going. But you can find new outfits in story mode and new materials and new stickers. And the story is fun and interesting. So yeah.
Little Big Planet 2:
This is where LBP really steps up their game. It’s pretty much the same as LBP 1 but more stuff a different story and better character design and extra creativity using real world people as rulers over LBP like Leonardo Da Vinci. You can do even more stuff in creative mode now, and the story is genuinely engaging and it’s fun to see the characters interact with their different personalities. I’m not attracted to girls but… Eve🤭
The character design got so much better, I’m in love with the characters of this game. I just love all the stuff they added, the stickers and the new outfits. Just wonderful stuff. And I love how each part of LBP has a different type of design characterized by who rules that part of the land, because creativity comes in many different forms and I just- mwah, chef’s kiss. They also added different controls and GADGETS. It’s just so fun, I could play it forever and it’s even better with friends.
LBP 3:
I mean it’s engaging and fun and it kept with the creativity in different forms and stuff, and also now you are not the only hero in LBP. You see this adds extra backstory, 100 or smthn I don’t remember years ago, 3 evil giants came to LBP and started stealing all the creativity from it, but 3 heroes rose up and defeated the giants saving all of LBP. These heroes were Oddsock, who is so fast they can climb walls and jump from one wall to another, Toggle, who is big and strong but can shrink into a mini Toggle and run on water and squeeze into tight spaces, Swoop, who can fly… and uh… carry things? Whatever, he’s useful. But right now these heroes are in hibernation so it’s your job to wake them up again because the giants have escaped their containment. And they added EVEN MORE STUFF AND HONESTLY ITS CRAZY THESE GAMES ARE CRAZ I LOVE LBP I EMAN THEY ARE SO GREAT AND THERES SIDE QUESTS AND OMG I JSUT LOVE IT SO MUCH, anyway yeah it’s great
Sackboy Racecars:
It’s literally just a racing game but with sackpeople.
Sackboy: A Big Adventure
I love hate it. I mean… it’s like yes b it also no. The character design took more than just a step down, no it fell down the whole staircase, like what is this:
Mama Monkey will forever haunt my nightmares. Just looking at her face and I already feel like crying. Why is she sitting like that, why is it so ugly, what went on in these people’s brains for them to create whatever this monstrosity is. I get what they were trying to do but… no. All of the characters in this are so punchable. The only person I actually like is Vex, the main villain.
“It’s not a bomb. It’s a puppy! Honest.”
The only character with actually good lines and a voice I would actually bother listening to. The others… I wish I could sew their m0uth$ shut. But even if the characters quality took a massive nose dive, at least the games are fun and they added new mechanics like yeeting your friends off cliffs and new monsters to fight and yeeting other things off cliffs and YEETING THINGS, I just really enjoy the fact that you can yeet things. And I guess there’s also cool game mechanics like walking on walls and stuff. So yeah, gameplay is great, design is horrible and unfortunately you don’t have a creative mode I don’t think. So it’s kind of a love hate relationship. Also in this game LBP is called “craftworld” and introduces the concept of a “knitted knight”
honestly LBP has grown so much over the years and I love all the games do much, I will cherish them to the day I die. I never forgot LBP for one minute. It’s a game I hold very close to my heart. And you, you reading this, if you have a play station, I highly recommend to you Little Big Planet. It truly is a beautiful game.
I used to love playing that when I was younger. The reasons why I stopped playing are kind of long and I don't feel like typing them bc I my arms hands and fingers need to rest. (I've been playing violin for like 6 hrs)
you can explain it to me later
The first reason why I stopped playing was because someone stole our Playstation.
. Skip forward a year.
We moved into a new house
. Skip forward 4 years
I started routinely hanging out with my dad more because he had cancer. (He's cancer-free now) I go into my parents bedroom to see that he's buying LBP for me. So throug the months I started playing it a lot.
. Skip forward a year.
My dad got kicked out of the house because apparently he was cheating on my mom.
So, yeah. That's it 😬
so LBP reminds you of your dad who cheated on your mom.
Yes. But, i really want to play it again :))))
Now on ‘No One Cares’: me quoting random stuff
“you’re mean!” “Nooo. I’m goal oriented 😁”
*throws what is very obviously a bomb at you* “It’s not a bomb. It’s a puppy! Honest.”
“All I need is one lucky break… or a rich widow.”
I should never have kids of my own, I know for a fact that I would be the worst parent ever. I just taught a 3 year old girl to say “your mom” and she just says it all the time now. What have I created.
GUYS I WANNA MAKE AN SCP
HELP MEH PLS
IM
TRYNA MAKE AN SCP
Idk
do u know wht an SCP is?
yes the SCP (Secure Contain Protect) Foundation, they secure and contain anomalies to protect people.
SCPs are the anomalies. One of the most popular SCPs is SCP-173 a statue that will snap your neck if you look away for even just a second. Another popular one that people constantly joked about was SCP-2316 a I don’t remember I think it was a lake, when you ho to this lake it id very important for you to remember not to swim in it under any circumstances and constantly repeat the words “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” you will see floating corpses in the water and the lake will convince you it’s your loved ones and tempt you to come in to save them, once you go in, you’re not coming out. As long as you can still say “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” you will not recognize the bodies in the water.
I know what an SCP is but I’m not gonna make one.
ok cool
But
The most familair one to me is
3008(mostly bc theres a rblx game on it BUT IVE SEEN THERE VID)
The… the retail unit? I don’t know anything about it other than that it’s a retail unit. 🤡
oml I play that
gitchi gitch ya ya da d
Gutchi guch boop boop de do
back on mgm because CHEERIOS IS BACK <3
Uh also Cheerios did we ever get a discord divorce-
For all that dont know as a joke me and cheerios got married on discord and I cant remember if we got a divorce cuz if we didnt I’m cheating rn cuz I have a gf 💔
Oh mah god
I DO remeber that-
It was stuck in some deep dark part of my brain
Where i keep all mah secrets from mah mom
MGM is one of them
And once i had discord so yeeeee
Btw im quiting
….
YOUR QUITTING?!
in 2023 yes
Damn wish you werent leaving 😔
its ok u have a WHOLE year to talk abt it
NoIcE
I would love if a band literally made an album called ur mom, even if it dates the album, I don’t care, I would love it.
YEAH WE DID
ooooh alrighty
My gf is nice btw, you’d like her
yo I made a new disc bc 1 I’m bouta be allowed it and 2 I couldnt get in to the other two accounts
Guys..erm... i havve some bad news..
You see... im planing to quit in 2023..
Ik yall must be like"WHY?"(yk maybe not-)
Uhhh..studies... and +my mom is forcin me..
Why 2023?
I needa finish my RP'S first XD-
Well uh.. i might come back after a few years...
And if i can manage to log in on my PC
Then yea-
Uh...
I don’t wanna start school again. I felt like the vacation started and then it finished and I didn’t get a chance to do shit.
Y'ALL WHAT IS THIS FISH
its me at 3 am when I stub my toe but dont wanna scream
same energy as my dog rn ⭕️
this game is so 2000 and late
dick and balls
kys
:trolled:
“you kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin!”
-Bob Muyskens
So I was playing Sackboy for the PS5 and I was in a race typa thing you get it. And I was aiming for a gold trophy, and I have been trying to get it for a while now. This gold trophy is all I’ve ever wanted. So I was doing this one run that was going particularly well and I was close to teh end, I could see it, it was so close I could kiss it, and time for the gold trophy had not passed yet and I was like “I’m gonna make it… I’m gonna make it!” But then the fricking obstacle tolling thingy gave me a big ol smack of reality and said “not on my watch” and I lost the gold trophy by 72 milliseconds. 72 milliseconds.
scratch that… 14 milliseconds
OMG I MADE IT I DID IT I WON WITH 4 MILLISECONDS TO SPARE I AM SO GREAT I AM THE ALL MIGHTY BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANTS
story of my life fr
If anyone here buys me spare ribs and rice I'll give em a big smooch
Meow meow cat.
K=FC2
Uh hello.
Y'ALL CORY CAME BACK OMG
wouldn't it be disrespectful for sw to make a smut abt a deceased person?
It would.
Whatchu waitin for?
LOL CAME ALL THIS WAY FOR NOTHING LMAO