Can also be said for most kids shows from before it was unacceptable to have this stuff in you show made for literal children. Tbh, the shows were so much cooler. Traumatizing but way cooler.
so like…. I’m so fuckinj bored rn and everyone is up and all but there’s literally nothing I have to do because I’ve been stuck outside a grocery store for 12 minutes 😭
Im not saying I'm a scientist or anything but like I just thought about an oven that like...puts things and takes things out for you if u don't like heat or if ur injured or smth but yea-
PLEADE- so me and my sister were watching Teen Wolf and Derek showed up and hse wad kiks “Dewek.” And now every time we see Dewek we call him Dewek and I can’t stop laughing.
So what, you write in this journal things that tell people what clues to look for to help find you if you go missing and you’ll just plant clues as you’re missing how? what breadcrumb trail are you gonna leave as your unconscious body is being dragged off by a kidnapper or your dead body being buried by a murderer?
Ok what I’m about to say might take the fun out of writing an If I Go Missing journal, but I’m just looking at this from a logical point of view, not a fun activity to do in my free time point of view.
I still don’t see it, I can just write all this stuff in a normal diary which will be just as, if not more helpful than this. I mean, I don’t see the appeal in expecting to be kidnapped or slaughtered brutally with an axe. I’m a fan of true crime but I never want any of that to happen to me. Besides, the chances of your kidnapper/murderer being anyone on your list are pretty low. If you ask me, a diary is better, maybe someone will notice something you didn’t or something like that. Idk I just don’t find it very fun.
Lawful please reply if thats still your name on here idk
But anyways I was playing roblox right? And it was a horse game (GO AHEAD call me a horse girl idc) and then I was trading people for horses right..? I WENT TO SOMEONES ISLAND NAMED ALLEY AND THEY WERE LIKE “ Your username looks familiar” and I responded with “Yeah alot of people use like Teddy Bear now” and they were like “Are you a youtuber perhaps?” And I said “Yeah I am” and then they said they were lawful and we talked for a while-
I shouldn’t have eaten that ice cream. My sister like “yeah sure eat the ice cream” yeah the expired ice cream. Best siblings ever amirite. I’m in pain. Very very pain. Kill me now.
dude you know when you see some delicious snack in your house so you ask who it’s for and then it’s like “oh, if you want it you can have it.” And I’m just like “wait what- no- but-“ “Whatever, if you want to eat it just eat it.” until eventually you give in and reluctantly eat it. It’s like- WHY DO YOU THINK IM ASKING WHO ITS FOR SO I CAN EAT IT EITHER WAY? I’m asking so I know if it’s okay to eat it or not. “Who’s it for” means “if this belongs to someone I will not eat it” but then they jeep going like “no no have it” and now you feel bad for eating it.
HELP I keeps seeing this “healthy breakfast” tik tok thing on my fyp and it looks so good but I also don’t wanna but it’s got healthy cookie muffin lava cake thing that I rlly wanna try but ik if I made it would be horrible and you can’t judge food solely on looks and idk I want to try it but I don’t yk
Someone buy me a Gudetama shirt RIGHT NOW especially if it has his butt in it. In fact, buy me anything with Gudetama and I will give you my kidneys, my soul, you want a limb? I’ll give it to you!
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Maybe I did make Freaky Fred- theories n stuff
And what abt it
And maybe I did make a picrews version of him, what r u gonna do abt it
yes that is me
od
Aye what’s up
gOof evening
Hello person I may or may not have forgotten existed
I'm Lofi btw I just changed my display
ok
how u been
good
nice
LOFIIIIIIIII
hi yes hello
im sad
why
I want those sunglasses that don’t function as sunglasses at all but they look cool af so you literally don’t care.
if I had a band what do you gusy think I would name it?
Probably Wild Apes or smth like that
Hilarious.
I was actually being serious-
and it wasn’t because my favorite band was gorillaz, that had absolutely no influence on your answer whatsoever?
maybe it did idk? 🤷🏾♀️
“what’s your favorite music genre?”
Me:
Wtf is “daqueen”
I get “Queen” or “Queenie” or “Nightcrawler” or “Sprinkle” but who tf calls me “daqueen”?????
ok chile bro
IDK BUT MY FRIEND AND I WENT TO HAWAII AND WE DANCED TO SHAKIRA
NOT IRL LMFAO CALI IS MY FRIEND BTW AND WE WERE DANCING TO WAKA WAKA
ITS SO FUNNY I CANT
What happened with Lofi-
And who the hell is Skylar-
Skylar = Meme
and dont worry about it
YOU BITCH
CHANGE ITTTTT
YES
PLEASE
YOU HAVE AN ACE ON THEIR KNEES HERE
I BEG OF YOU
CHANGE IT
true i agree sooooooooooooooo true
might fucking quite the mgm comment section ngl
Edit: I meant quit not quite
hey- I can tie laces
💀
I’ll tie whoever can’t tie their laces 😂
mommy sorry mommy?
sorry
you’re underaged.
How old is this person 💀 ((teddy, not you Sprinkle))
11
bitch what
Why is an 11-year-old on here
I used to play this game when I was like 11-12 but only when I was turning 13 is when I made an account I think
Point is I waited till I was older to make an account, Teddy if ur reading this
Wait until your of-age to do something like this
awesome
when nat gets mad
Me:
don’t come to me to solve things
That’s crow’s job not mine
I’m not really an itch person I’m a vrchat person thank you very much
https://aaveglossary.carrd.co/ y'all. Pls. Read it. It's not all of the AAVE words but it's prob 9/10ths
Just educate urself pls
I'm almost 100% sure that most of us already know abt AAVE and who can use it, but not all
Yipppeee! Well done
yuhhh, fanks
🌈😊
Courage the Cowardly Dog: *exists*
Every kid who ever watched it:
Can also be said for most kids shows from before it was unacceptable to have this stuff in you show made for literal children. Tbh, the shows were so much cooler. Traumatizing but way cooler.
All them nightmares man-
LMAO, I think the… villain??? The bad guy I remember most vividly is Katz. Everyone knows Katz.
KATZ IS WHAT I WANNA BE FOR HALLOWEEN-
Once my sister said I looked like Freaky Fred-
LMAOOO Freaky Fred was probably one of the weirdest most oddly terrifying episodes ever. It’s just a whole episode of “what the fuck?”
He made me feel uneasy when I was younger but now I giggle
KATZ IS WHAT I WANNA BE FOR HALLOWEEN-
Once my sister said I looked like Freaky Fred-
hi mgm comments
so like…. I’m so fuckinj bored rn and everyone is up and all but there’s literally nothing I have to do because I’ve been stuck outside a grocery store for 12 minutes 😭
SROP I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS TBH I JUST GOT A RANDOM CONFESSION FROM HER AND I WAS DESPERATE SO 😭
LMFAOO I KNOW BUT I WAS LONELY ON YHE MFING GAME
your mom- I NEED TO STOP SAYING THAT
idk listen to a song or re-watch a show you used to like as a kid.
I WOULD DO THAY
BUT YK HOW NETFLIX DOESNT HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO WATCH? YEAH THATS THE PROBLEM
I CANT SIGN INTO HULU EITHER BECAUSE MY MOM DOESNT HAVE HER PHONE ON HER ☠️
Idk you can find movies or stuff on yt
Gotta pay for the stuff I watched 😞😞
🌈
Real
im trynna design a profile right? IDK WHAT TO DRAW 😭
Edit: I MADE ITT <3
Isnt it neat..?
nat who is this nd why do you not like them 🐠
OH 😨😨😨
I AM NOT TURNING 11 and I dont remember leaking my address-
Edit: Also if you wanted my CORRECT age you could’ve asked <3
https://aaveglossary.carrd.co/
It’s alley Gato
Reminder
I’m always here
Always
I know things that you don’t
I see you through mirrors
I eat birds 😈
Except for crows-
Man those are- special-
😈
You aren’t special
You are
Swag
😭
Freak out freak out freak out
Ring ding ding ding ding dingy dong
I AM SO SMART, I ACTUALLY LOOKED AT THE REVIEWS B4 BUYING SMTH AND I ALMOST GOT SCAMMED BUT I WAS RLLY HAPPY TO GET IT AND NOW I SAM
You don’t always look at the reviews?
well ppl said it was good 🤷🏾♀️ but it was like practically all bad reviews
no but- yoh don’t always check the reviews first
not always, it depends
you should always check the reviews first, it’s always better to check the reviews first.
Im not saying I'm a scientist or anything but like I just thought about an oven that like...puts things and takes things out for you if u don't like heat or if ur injured or smth but yea-
Man it's almost 5am I meant to say inventor
PLEADE- so me and my sister were watching Teen Wolf and Derek showed up and hse wad kiks “Dewek.” And now every time we see Dewek we call him Dewek and I can’t stop laughing.
OMG, I JUST FOUND OUT ABT IF I GO MISSING JOURNALS AND OMG THEYRE SO COOL I WANT WANT AND YEA
So what, you write in this journal things that tell people what clues to look for to help find you if you go missing and you’ll just plant clues as you’re missing how? what breadcrumb trail are you gonna leave as your unconscious body is being dragged off by a kidnapper or your dead body being buried by a murderer?
yea- it's fun if u like that true crime stuff and if I actually do go missing then it'd be a pretty helpful thing
You can put ur work schedule, people of interest, other things
Ok what I’m about to say might take the fun out of writing an If I Go Missing journal, but I’m just looking at this from a logical point of view, not a fun activity to do in my free time point of view.
I still don’t see it, I can just write all this stuff in a normal diary which will be just as, if not more helpful than this. I mean, I don’t see the appeal in expecting to be kidnapped or slaughtered brutally with an axe. I’m a fan of true crime but I never want any of that to happen to me. Besides, the chances of your kidnapper/murderer being anyone on your list are pretty low. If you ask me, a diary is better, maybe someone will notice something you didn’t or something like that. Idk I just don’t find it very fun.
I just don't wanna write a lot of stuff down bcz it's giving me the promts
Scott: *literally worshipping Allison as if she were some kind of goddess*
Me watching the show:
Hehe I can't breathe and I'm shakin 😛
more spam LOL
Trust me I didnt really mean the /j after what I said last, this bitch finna make me so mad I fell like 😡 but I know I aint red
XD
WDYM OH NO-
Sending myself to an early grave /j
Uhm...pls educate urself on AAVE, it would be very benifical to u and ppl like you /nri (no rude intent) /srs
(haha Im sorta spamming but anyways)
NO
I WAS DRAWING RIGHT
AND SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE MAVIS FROM HOTEL TRANSLAVANIA (MY SPELLING LOL) WITH LONG HAIR AND A ROSE EYE-
AHHHHHH 😭
🤧👍
i ruined it 😭
Edit: I only ruined it because I decided to try and use a sharpie to outline her mouth-
I had the funniest encounter today
Lawful please reply if thats still your name on here idk
But anyways I was playing roblox right? And it was a horse game (GO AHEAD call me a horse girl idc) and then I was trading people for horses right..? I WENT TO SOMEONES ISLAND NAMED ALLEY AND THEY WERE LIKE “ Your username looks familiar” and I responded with “Yeah alot of people use like Teddy Bear now” and they were like “Are you a youtuber perhaps?” And I said “Yeah I am” and then they said they were lawful and we talked for a while-
So yeah 🤧👌
i threw something and it went int my fan and idk where it launched-
salutations sir
Go check out my new chat room <3 Its called I made this as a distraction
HELP. SW ASKED ME WHAT MY NUMBER IS AND THEYRE KINDA MEAN AND RLLY REPETITIVE AND DRY. WHAT DO I SAY-
say no
if they don’t accept your no then just ignore them every time they talk to you.
Warning: possibly gross
I shouldn’t have eaten that ice cream. My sister like “yeah sure eat the ice cream” yeah the expired ice cream. Best siblings ever amirite. I’m in pain. Very very pain. Kill me now.
I'm sick
The bad one-😭😭
you mean… the bad one?
dude you know when you see some delicious snack in your house so you ask who it’s for and then it’s like “oh, if you want it you can have it.” And I’m just like “wait what- no- but-“ “Whatever, if you want to eat it just eat it.” until eventually you give in and reluctantly eat it. It’s like- WHY DO YOU THINK IM ASKING WHO ITS FOR SO I CAN EAT IT EITHER WAY? I’m asking so I know if it’s okay to eat it or not. “Who’s it for” means “if this belongs to someone I will not eat it” but then they jeep going like “no no have it” and now you feel bad for eating it.
nailsss
MaTeRiAl GwOrL
yes thank you. I don’t even wang permanent nails, I wouldn’t be able to live with them
HELP I keeps seeing this “healthy breakfast” tik tok thing on my fyp and it looks so good but I also don’t wanna but it’s got healthy cookie muffin lava cake thing that I rlly wanna try but ik if I made it would be horrible and you can’t judge food solely on looks and idk I want to try it but I don’t yk
I need a gun to keep myself among
The poor people are burning in the sun
But they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
'Cause all I do is dance
'Cause all I do is dance
I need a gun to keep myself among
The poor people are burning in the sun
No, they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
'Cause all I do is dance
'Cause all I do is dance
In my backpack
I got my act right
In case you act quite difficult
And yo is so weakin'
With anger and discontent
Some are seeking and searching like me, moi
I'm a peace-loving decoy
Ready for retaliation
I change the whole occasion to a pine box six-under
Impulsive don't ask wild wonder
Orders given to me is
Strike and I'm thunder with lightning fast reflexes
On constant alert from the constant hurt
That seems limitless with no dropping pressure
Seems like everybody's out to test ya
'Til they see you brake
They can't conceal the hate that consumes you
I'm the reason why you flipped your soosa
Chill with your old lady at the tilt
I got a ninety days digit
And I'm filled with guilt
From things that I've seen
Your water's from a bottle
Mine's from a canteen
At night I hear the shots
Ring so I'm a light sleeper
The cost of life
It seems to get cheaper
Out in the desert
With my street sweeper
The war is over
So said the speaker with the flight suit on
Maybe to him I'm just a pawn
So he can advance
Remember when I used to dance
Man, all I want to do is dance
I need a gun to keep myself among
Yeahhh Dirty Harry ｡(*^▽^*)ゞ
yuhh
Yk the instrumental is rlly nice :)
" I have a crush on ur friend"
Once is an incident
Twice is a coincidence
Thrice is a pattern
I MUGHT WATCH THIS ANIME CUZ IT LOOKS VV FUNNY
Random stuff I want just because why not:
there’s more
buncha shirts
(Hellfire shirt twice because I want it so much you have no idea, I might explode)
Someone buy me a Gudetama shirt RIGHT NOW especially if it has his butt in it. In fact, buy me anything with Gudetama and I will give you my kidneys, my soul, you want a limb? I’ll give it to you!