Sup Cheese Bags. I am once again asking for your support.
watch Glitch Techs please. It’s a really good show. The first episode is a little messy but otherwise it’s really great and I urge you to watch it. On repeat. For hours. I want my fucking third season and if I don’t get one I will not hesitate to throw a temper tantrum, so you had better watch it. But on your first watch pls pay attention bcs it’s a really good show. I really like it and Miko is better than everyone else so SUCK IT! Also, here’s a picture of Mitch Williams, the designated frenemy of everyone. He’ll always be an ass, but that’s what makes him Mitch Williams.
please, if Glitch Techs is canceled I will genuinely be upset. Maybe you watching it won’t save the show but it’s the only way. Also it’s a really good show and it’s way too underrated.
The Noah Schnapp and Doja thing is so dumb!! Ppl r calling it drama even though there's barely nuthin to it 🤷🏾♀️ Doja was lowk over reacting and Noah probably shouldn't have posted the messages
I read the new episode of Jackson’s Diary and immediately fast passed because YOU CANNOT LEAVE IT LIKE THAT and I’m cryinggggggggggg so this was very fun
Uhm I was bored so imma talk about some of my favorite Gorillaz songs- you can see me progressively get more lazy with my explanation of what's good abt the song.
Kids With Guns: a good song to bop your head to, I really like the bass line, it's simple but like... it's just so good for some reason. I do feel like the end is just a bit cluttered but still a good song nonetheless.
Dirty Harry: rapping is good but I'd have to say it was my least favorite part of the song. I've listened to the song multiple times, and I really like the instrumental, it's very... idk it's got a vibe yk. And the kids singing these lyrics just adds more weight to the meaning.
Feel Good Inc.: like many, many, many others, I was introduced to Gorillaz via Feel Good Inc. and this song will never not be good. I've memorized the lyrics by heart, I can recite them to you right now. The instrumental just scares me because it's like... it just doesn't sound right without 2-D.
Every Planet We Reach Is Dead: the 4th Demon Days song in a row... uh anyway I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS SONG BECAUSE WHY WOULDN'T I BE. It's absolutely gorgeous. I just- all I have to say is, mwa, chef's kiss.
DARE: •3• uhm... so Demon Days is rlly good huh... IT'S DARE- uh so if you don't like something in the world, instead of whining about it and being a big pissy baby, GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. I like that, very nicu, much vibe.
Clint Eastwood: 2-D be like *monkey noises*, he also sounds like his nose is blocked. Like- does he need a tissue or something? But I do like the vocals. I also like the bass line... again, it's simple but cool. Uh very nice song. It's about drugs!
Rock The House: who's playing the flute. WHO'S PLAYING THE FLUTE???????? Uh anyway, the trumpet is good, I want it to be played at my funeral so everyone will be crying and then it's just "S H A K E Y O U R A S S" because who wouldn't want that. Fun funeral, and everyone will realize they never actually knew me, they only knew what I let them know.
Momentary Bliss: THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE ONE- I just love how it's so aggressively positive. I've also memorized the lyrics to this. I think I've listened to this song a total of 5728983723928373456 times. My brain has become a slushy from headbanging. This is the song that will save me from Vencussy.
Souk Eye: *through tears* I'm not crying you are. Dude- you can hear 2-D sniffling as he plays the piano keyboard whatever, SHIT MAN- aughfshfghaughfaushuhysahudgau- HE WAS CRYING- YOU CAN'T DO THAT- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cracker Island: "We're here for the cult stuff. We saw the ad on craigslist." uh anyway, me likey. I mean it's good and I love the vibe, would join the cult 100% uh- it's not really over the top amazing wow best song but it's really good.
19-2000: waw, nicey. IDK what else to say other than I really like it. I also cannot tell what instrument is what- I'm not a musician. I really like the music that I couldn't take apart for the life of me. But it is very noicu.
Pac-Man: You guys know me by now. I like this song because Pac-Man and Gorillaz. What else do you need? Nothing. Also Russel drumming by punching the punching bag is just such a fun thing.
The Pink Phantom: Elton John. That's all I have to say, thank you ladies and gentlemen and other human beings.
Aries: It was so fucking cute until the pickled cactus ruined it.
Rhinestone Eyes: waw (～￣▽￣)～
Tranz: so I listened more closely to the lyrics... I'm just gonna say it's about a drug trip and ignore the other possible option for the meaning of the lyrics. Uh also, trance music is so nice and idk why, I just like it.
Humility: did 2-D just slap Jack Black's ass???????? Funny, yes, but not funny haha, funny weird. Uh anyway, very nice, summery vibe, also sad, I'm sad, this album makes me sad.
On Melancholy Hill: very cute song.
Strange Timez: Gorillaz music videos are just drug trips istg.
The Valley of the Pagans: OnE hUnDrEd MiLlIoN vIaGrA tAbLeTs- uh very cool song, also gta.
The Lost Chord: Oh my god... *crying* I'm crying for more reasons than one.
Desole: I... but the pickled cactus... guys... the pickled cactus... *more cryinggggg* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Saturnz Barz: I really like 2-D's vocals coming in at the end, it's rlly nice, also this music video is just so funny- like... dude.
Friday 13th: Oh boy... uhm... the instrumental is nice. And only the instrumental.
I could keep going but... do you know how many songs there are... hundreds... hundreds of songs... I am not that dedicated.
Everyone else in my family: normal Netflix profiles
Me:
The extension I used to have a custom Netflix profile picture only appears on my screen so the second picture is what appears on everyone else’s screen
Vic-Tori-ous makes no sense. So Tori is supposedly some great prodigy singer and omg she has the best voice meanwhile literally every other cast member sings better than her. It's not that I hate her singing, it's just that she's always the one singing and her voice is arguably the worst on the show. Also she's so plain, she's just so boring. I cannot recite a single personality trait from her other than I really don't care. I don't think Tori is anyone's favorite character. She's the main character. And we spent a whole season of Trina's "she can't sing" when she actually can sing and her voice is also better than Tori's. Dude even when she's singing off key, you can tell her voice is good if she could just sing on key. You see the problem when your main character is unlikeable and selfish.
literally tori is written so bad, I can see why sm people hated her, she didn’t even get a chance to gain any character development because they show just fuckin ended so cliffhanger-like
allow me to tell you about the drawings on my hand. I have a lil heart in red marker where my thumb starts, I drew blood dripping from my thumbnail, I got a big “UR MOM” written on the back of my hand. I have “H2Oh no” written on one of my fingers and a “Hehe~” written on another. I have a circle around my finger as if it were a strap keeping my nail on my finger. I have a cute face drawn on my palm but you can barely see it now. I have scribbles from checking if pens work. I have “Paint It Black” written in black marker on my wrist. And that’s all. Idk why I did this, just bored ig.
Drew fortune cookies, a very sad attempt at a Pac-Man ghost, a treasure map thing, some random boredom scribbles, fangs, a "Boo Bit*h" a devil and angel thing idk, and yeah that's all I added in the past 10 hours.
the first movie: zombies, there's plenty of stuff about zombies
the second movie: adds werewolves, ok a bit weird but it's not completely out there
the third movie: aliens... ok this is going into madness rn.
I just love how in the second movie, a fight between Zed and Addison can literally be summed up to "Zombies suffered for years to be treated as equals!" then Addison just "yeah? Well my blonde hair is slightly lighter than normal blonde hair!" and I just find that so stupid.
literally tho- like her hair slightly lacks pigment, and? I don’t understand why that’s such a big deal and why it’s an even bigger deal in the second movie, I couldn’t care less bestie just get on with it. “Oh I don’t fit in because my hair color is lighter” not how it works now go get a life.
Yeah. I mean the concept was friggin stupid and wtf is the Zeddison love story. Their first conversation is so cringy and unnatural and they’re like instantly in love 5 seconds after meeting???? And they’re like “oh can’t hold hands in the hallway” meanwhile they’re singing aloud confessing their love to each other. And lit like the day after they met and Zed takes her to the zombie panic room and she’s like “this is the place where we first met” like… what????
Yeah yeah, you see he’s got daddy issues and he doesn’t know who he is or what he wants, and he also has no real friends and feels isolated from everyone even in a crowded room of people he still feels alone you get it
rawr. I want an Ever After High reboot. Descendants is over right. Well I hope it's over bcs istg you've had 3 movies, one short, a whole series and an animated special, IT'S ENOUGH FUCKING SLICES OK. Anyway, it's not that I hate Descendants it's just that it's not better in any way shape and or form than Ever After High, but Disney is the bigger company so Ever After High had to be cancelled for Descendants which, other than some of the music, isn't a very good movie. It's not bad, it was just kinda dissapointing because the concept was so good and I would've loved if they leaned more into the sleeping beauty vs maleficent thing but whatever. My point is, bring back Ever After High because it was clearly superior.
I WANT ANSWERS AS TO WHY APPLE WHITE IS PLATNUM BLONDE AND RAVEN HAS BLACK HAIR WHEN THE EVIL QUEEN IS A PLATNUM BLONDE AND SNOW WHITE HAS BLACK HAIR
WERE THEY SWITCHED AT BIRTH OR SOMETHING- COME ON I NEED TO KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AND MORE FAYBELLE, I MEAN LIKE, I JUST WANT MORE FAYBELLE, THERE'S NO PARTICULAR REASON OTHER THAN I LIKE HER.
OK APPLE WHITE IS THE FIRST EVER PLATNUM BLONDE SNOW WHITE, AND THEY TOOK THE TIME AND CARE TO MENTION THAT SO FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE? HAHA NO! THAT'S NOT EAH'S STYLE. I MEAN THINK, IT ALL MAKES SENSE DOESN'T IT
Ok so I traced an eye then just kinda went off and added stuff to it until my life felt complete and my sisters are saying it should be an album cover so I added the parental advisory sticker in the corner. What do you guys think? I mean if it was like editing and makeup not a drawing. I could see it as an album cover then. Or maybe if it was a drawing with actual effort put into it lol
This is Ace- he can ruin your whole life with a snap of his fingers. Money is his middle name... no it's actually his middle name, Ace Money Brown. Who always pays their taxes? Not Ace! (oh god please tell me someone gets that reference) Daddy issues go brrr. That locket doesn't have anything inside it. It's actually kinda sad. He's losing touch with reality- someone pull him back down.
Ok but fr, why is Steve being shipped with every other male homosapien that even breathes next to him? By that I mean why does he have chemistry with every male homosapien that even breathes next to him except for Jonathan?
Male homosapiens around his age btw. The kids r not included in this.
It's just a weird thing- with the way he interacts with them. Like- like- the way he stared intensely at Eddie's lips. It's not a "omg he's bi" sorta thing but it is a "Steve... explanation please?" kinda thing if yk what I mean. Like- idk if I'm making sense- I don't think I'm making sense to even myself. I just don't know how to explain things bueh uh I'm very bad with words and uh yeah. So in conclusion... idk I'm sorry for wasting your time.
well only mia, i mean, shes been playing with my hair bands, but the last few days since i've stayed at my aunts house cuz our ac broke down, so we haveta stay at my aunts house, and like...mia has been following me around the house. a lot. and shes kinda slept with me-she meows at me a lot and lets me pet her, she even let me pick her up-and she doesn't like people to touch her or nothin-
not all cats r assholes. Like Sugar, my british longhair- or at least we think he’s a british longhair. He’s scared of his own shadow. He’s an idiot but he’s our idiot.
NOW ON 'No One Cares': more of my totally not obsession with a fictional 44 year old band member who, even if he was real, probably wouldn't even know I existed
Obsessed with 2-D????
I'm not obsessed with him.
He's just really funny
and a total cinnamon roll who must be protected at all costs.
I mean, I don't even know what would make you say that.
I am not obsessed with 2-D.
...ok maybe a little... a lot... if he killed me, I would happily die... this may be a problem.
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I want, I want to be a machine
And I want to be shiny chrome and clean
There's something, something, some-
There's something wrong with me, oh no
I want, I can change my CPU
'Cause I am scared, I'll be the same to you
There's something, something, some-
There's something wrong with me
And now it's back to square one
Feel another attack, a reaction impacting
Every time I start a brand-new track
A brand-new plaque, a brand-new stack
If I can hack it without getting distracted
And breaking a new contract
I'm getting limited by flesh and blood
Dopamine receptor needs a fresh flood of the chemicals
Serotonin feeling so ephemeral in general malaise
I'm stuck wasting several days waiting for a burst of inspiration
Instigation of a more productive phase
Organic brain in a panic, clash! I gotta go fast like Sanic
Double the time it takes, double the bad mistakes
Double the monthly breakdown, the shake-down
The trouble with self-doubt, I'm feeling sick of confusion
Give in to the robotic focus and out with the human
I want, I want to be a machine
And I want to be shiny chrome and clean
There's something, something, some-
There's something wrong with me, oh no
I want, I can change my CPU
'Cause I am scared, I'll be the same to you
There's something, something, some-
There's something wrong with me
And now it's back to square one
Feel the pulse like the rhythm that's breaking
Maybe it's the pills that I've been takin'
But I feel overclocked, overworked
Over and over, too hot, I got to stop
Turn the plan on, turn the fan on
Melting from the inside, trying to stand on fire
Downed wires, it's got a virus
Thought it was the new me, back to the old trip!
Heart goes boom, trapped in a padded room
A womb for powerless flowers who can't bloom
Don't assume from afar that you can diagnose a ghost
Just from looking at the scars, stars in your eyes I can tell
But you're living in denial, try out living in hell
You'll be sick of confusion, start new infusion
Robotic is better than human
I want, I want to be a machine
And I want to be shiny chrome and clean
There's something, something, some-
There's something wrong with me, oh no
I want, I can change my CPU
'Cause I am scared, I'll be the same to you
There's something, something, some-
There's something wrong with me
And now it's back to square one
I want, I want, I want
I want, I want, I want
I want, I want, I want
I want, I want, I want
I want, I want to be a machine
I want, I want, I want
I want, I want, I want
I want, I want, I want
I want, I want, I want
I want, I want to be a machine
Listen close
Follow my instructions
There is no
Time for introductions
He was the one that made us
You'll be the one to save us
Underground
Welcome to the circus
Power down
Are you feeling nervous?
His voice means to deceive you
My voice just wants to lead you
Below the surface
Built without purpose
Did we deserve this?
You're here to serve
Daddy please!
We all scream for ice cream
This machine
Will help you with the brain freeze
The stage lights up with controlled shocks
So tighten up all your spring locks
Through the vent
Keeping your composure
Hold your breath
Something's creeping closer
There's no one left to find you
I'll take your place inside you
Below the surface
Built without purpose
Did we deserve this?
You're here to serve us
I'll take your place
Behind the mask
Then I'll be first
And you'll be last
Yeah, you'll be last
Exotic butters
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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We're talking away
I don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, okay?
Take on me (take on me)
Take me on (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day or two
So needless to say
I'm odds and ends
But I'll be stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is okay
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry
Take on me (take on me)
Take me on (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day or two
Oh, the things that you say, yeah
Is it life or
Just to play my worries away?
You're all the things I've got to remember
You're shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway
Take on me (take on me)
Take me on (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day
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ISHBOOOOOOO!!!
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HES MY FAV ALL THAT CHARACTER
cool cool I haven’t watched it
Sup Cheese Bags.
I am once again asking for your support.
watch Glitch Techs please. It’s a really good show. The first episode is a little messy but otherwise it’s really great and I urge you to watch it. On repeat. For hours. I want my fucking third season and if I don’t get one I will not hesitate to throw a temper tantrum, so you had better watch it. But on your first watch pls pay attention bcs it’s a really good show. I really like it and Miko is better than everyone else so SUCK IT! Also, here’s a picture of Mitch Williams, the designated frenemy of everyone. He’ll always be an ass, but that’s what makes him Mitch Williams.
y not
please, if Glitch Techs is canceled I will genuinely be upset. Maybe you watching it won’t save the show but it’s the only way. Also it’s a really good show and it’s way too underrated.
uh- idk
idk.
uh- ok. I’m tired. Brain no do the brain thing
The Noah Schnapp and Doja thing is so dumb!! Ppl r calling it drama even though there's barely nuthin to it 🤷🏾♀️ Doja was lowk over reacting and Noah probably shouldn't have posted the messages
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
This might be my last post ever.....
IN THIS HOUSE CUZ IM MOVIN SUCKERS
wow, me too. I’m going to a different country for a short period of time but when I come back I’ll be in a new house. Have fun ig!
I read the new episode of Jackson’s Diary and immediately fast passed because YOU CANNOT LEAVE IT LIKE THAT and I’m cryinggggggggggg so this was very fun
Uhm I was bored so imma talk about some of my favorite Gorillaz songs- you can see me progressively get more lazy with my explanation of what's good abt the song.
Kids With Guns: a good song to bop your head to, I really like the bass line, it's simple but like... it's just so good for some reason. I do feel like the end is just a bit cluttered but still a good song nonetheless.
Dirty Harry: rapping is good but I'd have to say it was my least favorite part of the song. I've listened to the song multiple times, and I really like the instrumental, it's very... idk it's got a vibe yk. And the kids singing these lyrics just adds more weight to the meaning.
Feel Good Inc.: like many, many, many others, I was introduced to Gorillaz via Feel Good Inc. and this song will never not be good. I've memorized the lyrics by heart, I can recite them to you right now. The instrumental just scares me because it's like... it just doesn't sound right without 2-D.
Every Planet We Reach Is Dead: the 4th Demon Days song in a row... uh anyway I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS SONG BECAUSE WHY WOULDN'T I BE. It's absolutely gorgeous. I just- all I have to say is, mwa, chef's kiss.
DARE: •3• uhm... so Demon Days is rlly good huh... IT'S DARE- uh so if you don't like something in the world, instead of whining about it and being a big pissy baby, GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. I like that, very nicu, much vibe.
Clint Eastwood: 2-D be like *monkey noises*, he also sounds like his nose is blocked. Like- does he need a tissue or something? But I do like the vocals. I also like the bass line... again, it's simple but cool. Uh very nice song. It's about drugs!
Rock The House: who's playing the flute. WHO'S PLAYING THE FLUTE???????? Uh anyway, the trumpet is good, I want it to be played at my funeral so everyone will be crying and then it's just "S H A K E Y O U R A S S" because who wouldn't want that. Fun funeral, and everyone will realize they never actually knew me, they only knew what I let them know.
Momentary Bliss: THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE ONE- I just love how it's so aggressively positive. I've also memorized the lyrics to this. I think I've listened to this song a total of 5728983723928373456 times. My brain has become a slushy from headbanging. This is the song that will save me from Vencussy.
Souk Eye: *through tears* I'm not crying you are. Dude- you can hear 2-D sniffling as he plays the piano keyboard whatever, SHIT MAN- aughfshfghaughfaushuhysahudgau- HE WAS CRYING- YOU CAN'T DO THAT- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cracker Island: "We're here for the cult stuff. We saw the ad on craigslist." uh anyway, me likey. I mean it's good and I love the vibe, would join the cult 100% uh- it's not really over the top amazing wow best song but it's really good.
19-2000: waw, nicey. IDK what else to say other than I really like it. I also cannot tell what instrument is what- I'm not a musician. I really like the music that I couldn't take apart for the life of me. But it is very noicu.
Pac-Man: You guys know me by now. I like this song because Pac-Man and Gorillaz. What else do you need? Nothing. Also Russel drumming by punching the punching bag is just such a fun thing.
The Pink Phantom: Elton John. That's all I have to say, thank you ladies and gentlemen and other human beings.
Aries: It was so fucking cute until the pickled cactus ruined it.
Rhinestone Eyes: waw (～￣▽￣)～
Tranz: so I listened more closely to the lyrics... I'm just gonna say it's about a drug trip and ignore the other possible option for the meaning of the lyrics. Uh also, trance music is so nice and idk why, I just like it.
Humility: did 2-D just slap Jack Black's ass???????? Funny, yes, but not funny haha, funny weird. Uh anyway, very nice, summery vibe, also sad, I'm sad, this album makes me sad.
On Melancholy Hill: very cute song.
Strange Timez: Gorillaz music videos are just drug trips istg.
The Valley of the Pagans: OnE hUnDrEd MiLlIoN vIaGrA tAbLeTs- uh very cool song, also gta.
The Lost Chord: Oh my god... *crying* I'm crying for more reasons than one.
Desole: I... but the pickled cactus... guys... the pickled cactus... *more cryinggggg* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Saturnz Barz: I really like 2-D's vocals coming in at the end, it's rlly nice, also this music video is just so funny- like... dude.
Friday 13th: Oh boy... uhm... the instrumental is nice. And only the instrumental.
I could keep going but... do you know how many songs there are... hundreds... hundreds of songs... I am not that dedicated.
Everyone else in my family: normal Netflix profiles
Me:
The extension I used to have a custom Netflix profile picture only appears on my screen so the second picture is what appears on everyone else’s screen
feel like everything in your life is falling apart?
*judgment knights of thunder plays in background*
This must be the work of...
THE DARK REUNION
JSJSJSJSJ FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS SAIKI K
FINALLY??????? I've known Saki K since... I don't remember when- but I've known it for a while
same
It's only one serving, and they're charging almost 3000 yen for it. That's obscene. Who would spend that much money on coffee jelly... I would.
I haven't watched the dub but I plan to-
lmao
Yeah uhm yeah uh yeah I almost lost my dog today and started panicking but he was literally in a bush 😗🚶
I took a cool picture but the file is too big so I can’t show you it, but it’s a super cool picture.
I'm going nuts
What a dead place
your mom
Indeed
Vic-Tori-ous makes no sense. So Tori is supposedly some great prodigy singer and omg she has the best voice meanwhile literally every other cast member sings better than her. It's not that I hate her singing, it's just that she's always the one singing and her voice is arguably the worst on the show. Also she's so plain, she's just so boring. I cannot recite a single personality trait from her other than I really don't care. I don't think Tori is anyone's favorite character. She's the main character. And we spent a whole season of Trina's "she can't sing" when she actually can sing and her voice is also better than Tori's. Dude even when she's singing off key, you can tell her voice is good if she could just sing on key. You see the problem when your main character is unlikeable and selfish.
I think we all sing 🤷🏾♀️
That’s nice.
literally tori is written so bad, I can see why sm people hated her, she didn’t even get a chance to gain any character development because they show just fuckin ended so cliffhanger-like
she likely still wouldn’t have gotten developed.
Why did I literally make a chorus to a metal song-
probably for reasons.
MEMES cuz I'm bored
My sister like-
keep going even when it's 99% water, USE EVERY LAST BIT
that's one heck of a dedication to memes
no but why is it actually like this 💀
people be talking and I'm just: 👀 👁👅👁
Going into my mom's room at midnight like: "mooom..."
Money may not be able to buy YOUR happiness but it can definitely buy mine.
Where are these people putting the cameras?
They just lag, every single time.
Until you need to use that pan again so you're forced to wash it but you resort to starvation instead because you're still not washing it.
It's the CIRRRRCLE OF LIFFFFFE idk why I thought of that
Happy music just isn't it when you're sad.
i have had the lamest summer so far, it's only been playing roblox LMFAO
I HAD A DREAM AND OMG IT WAS- UHM... SLIGHTLY NSFW AND YEAH AHHHHH
allow me to tell you about the drawings on my hand. I have a lil heart in red marker where my thumb starts, I drew blood dripping from my thumbnail, I got a big “UR MOM” written on the back of my hand. I have “H2Oh no” written on one of my fingers and a “Hehe~” written on another. I have a circle around my finger as if it were a strap keeping my nail on my finger. I have a cute face drawn on my palm but you can barely see it now. I have scribbles from checking if pens work. I have “Paint It Black” written in black marker on my wrist. And that’s all. Idk why I did this, just bored ig.
Drew fortune cookies, a very sad attempt at a Pac-Man ghost, a treasure map thing, some random boredom scribbles, fangs, a "Boo Bit*h" a devil and angel thing idk, and yeah that's all I added in the past 10 hours.
I added a “Hey!” in pretty handwriting
Uhm...Zombies is coming out with a new movie..they literally have aliens-
the first movie: zombies, there's plenty of stuff about zombies
the second movie: adds werewolves, ok a bit weird but it's not completely out there
the third movie: aliens... ok this is going into madness rn.
I just love how in the second movie, a fight between Zed and Addison can literally be summed up to "Zombies suffered for years to be treated as equals!" then Addison just "yeah? Well my blonde hair is slightly lighter than normal blonde hair!" and I just find that so stupid.
I barely liked the first movie and It was all bcz of Addison's hair- nobody should gaf if her hair was light blonde 💀
literally tho- like her hair slightly lacks pigment, and? I don’t understand why that’s such a big deal and why it’s an even bigger deal in the second movie, I couldn’t care less bestie just get on with it. “Oh I don’t fit in because my hair color is lighter” not how it works now go get a life.
the movie would've been better if like..her grandfather was a zombie or smth 🤷🏾♀️
Yeah. I mean the concept was friggin stupid and wtf is the Zeddison love story. Their first conversation is so cringy and unnatural and they’re like instantly in love 5 seconds after meeting???? And they’re like “oh can’t hold hands in the hallway” meanwhile they’re singing aloud confessing their love to each other. And lit like the day after they met and Zed takes her to the zombie panic room and she’s like “this is the place where we first met” like… what????
I have a younger Ace
Aw
aw indeed. Fun fact, he’s basically falling apart mentally and emotionally.
oh dear
Yeah yeah, you see he’s got daddy issues and he doesn’t know who he is or what he wants, and he also has no real friends and feels isolated from everyone even in a crowded room of people he still feels alone you get it
yes
I dont got daddy issues
but I can understand what he's going through
ok but if evil why hot?
If villain bad why sexy?
If horrible person why attractive?
If evil psychopath why beautiful?
If disgusting murderer why cute?
If villain horrible why good sense of style?
rawr. I want an Ever After High reboot. Descendants is over right. Well I hope it's over bcs istg you've had 3 movies, one short, a whole series and an animated special, IT'S ENOUGH FUCKING SLICES OK. Anyway, it's not that I hate Descendants it's just that it's not better in any way shape and or form than Ever After High, but Disney is the bigger company so Ever After High had to be cancelled for Descendants which, other than some of the music, isn't a very good movie. It's not bad, it was just kinda dissapointing because the concept was so good and I would've loved if they leaned more into the sleeping beauty vs maleficent thing but whatever. My point is, bring back Ever After High because it was clearly superior.
#fuckDescendants
#LongLiveEAH
#EverAfterHighissuperior
#Descendantsisoverrated
YEAH
#bringbackEAH
I WANT ANSWERS AS TO WHY APPLE WHITE IS PLATNUM BLONDE AND RAVEN HAS BLACK HAIR WHEN THE EVIL QUEEN IS A PLATNUM BLONDE AND SNOW WHITE HAS BLACK HAIR
WERE THEY SWITCHED AT BIRTH OR SOMETHING- COME ON I NEED TO KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AND MORE FAYBELLE, I MEAN LIKE, I JUST WANT MORE FAYBELLE, THERE'S NO PARTICULAR REASON OTHER THAN I LIKE HER.
IDK THE PPL DONT KNOW GENETICS
MORE FAYBELLEE
OK APPLE WHITE IS THE FIRST EVER PLATNUM BLONDE SNOW WHITE, AND THEY TOOK THE TIME AND CARE TO MENTION THAT SO FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE? HAHA NO! THAT'S NOT EAH'S STYLE. I MEAN THINK, IT ALL MAKES SENSE DOESN'T IT
YEAH FAYBELLE IS UNDERAPPRECIATED
LMAO
FACTS THO
ABED IS HOT AND SO IS TROY AND CHUCK FROM THE ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE REMINDS ME OF WHAT THEIR CHILD WOULD BE LIKE SO YEAH
Ok so I traced an eye then just kinda went off and added stuff to it until my life felt complete and my sisters are saying it should be an album cover so I added the parental advisory sticker in the corner. What do you guys think? I mean if it was like editing and makeup not a drawing. I could see it as an album cover then. Or maybe if it was a drawing with actual effort put into it lol
This is Ace- he can ruin your whole life with a snap of his fingers. Money is his middle name... no it's actually his middle name, Ace Money Brown. Who always pays their taxes? Not Ace! (oh god please tell me someone gets that reference) Daddy issues go brrr. That locket doesn't have anything inside it. It's actually kinda sad. He's losing touch with reality- someone pull him back down.
when I first saw Ace i went "he looks like one of those spoiled, rich brats" I was right
indeedily. I made him that way.
I'm going to dump water on him *holds bucket of water*
Please don't.
.... *Dumps the water on him and runs*
dude- Steve be like: *stares intensely at lips*
Ok but fr, why is Steve being shipped with every other male homosapien that even breathes next to him? By that I mean why does he have chemistry with every male homosapien that even breathes next to him except for Jonathan?
Male homosapiens around his age btw. The kids r not included in this.
I don't ship them, I just wanted to do a lil thing bcz I was bored
I wasn't saying that you shipped them I was just saying like-
Oh- I still see him getting with Nancy or something, Steve is prob the straightest man I've ever seen tbh
It's just a weird thing- with the way he interacts with them. Like- like- the way he stared intensely at Eddie's lips. It's not a "omg he's bi" sorta thing but it is a "Steve... explanation please?" kinda thing if yk what I mean. Like- idk if I'm making sense- I don't think I'm making sense to even myself. I just don't know how to explain things bueh uh I'm very bad with words and uh yeah. So in conclusion... idk I'm sorry for wasting your time.
lies he kissed jonathan.
BOOGLA BINGLA
BASEBALL LOUIE
STOP IT
I CAN'T
MAMA? MAMA LUIGI-
yall im not scared of cats anymore
like at the point i can carry them
well only mia, i mean, shes been playing with my hair bands, but the last few days since i've stayed at my aunts house cuz our ac broke down, so we haveta stay at my aunts house, and like...mia has been following me around the house. a lot. and shes kinda slept with me-she meows at me a lot and lets me pet her, she even let me pick her up-and she doesn't like people to touch her or nothin-
not all cats r assholes. Like Sugar, my british longhair- or at least we think he’s a british longhair. He’s scared of his own shadow. He’s an idiot but he’s our idiot.
well the cats that i've been with arent really the best
i mean mia is cool
shes just kinda dumb
I feel like most cats r pretty dumb.
mhm.
NOW ON 'No One Cares': more of my totally not obsession with a fictional 44 year old band member who, even if he was real, probably wouldn't even know I existed
Obsessed with 2-D????
I'm not obsessed with him.
He's just really funny
and a total cinnamon roll who must be protected at all costs.
I mean, I don't even know what would make you say that.
I am not obsessed with 2-D.
...ok maybe a little... a lot... if he killed me, I would happily die... this may be a problem.
...2-D is my cursor and I'm not sorry about it.