step 1: sell your kidney, that's 262,000 buckaroos EACH.
step 2: sell your eyeballs, 1,500 each.
step 3: sell your liver, lemme tell you, livers bring in the big bucks, coming at 557,000 green papers.
step 4: you now have 1082500 Abraham Lincolns (I know he's on the $5 but who even cares) which is still not enough. So you're gonna sell your heart. That costs about 1 million.
step 5: sell your bladder. Who needs to get rid of harmful fluids left over from digestion anyway? I forgot how much that costs, just go look it up.
step 6: sell, now hear me out, your dead body, because you're dead. You died 6 steps ago. You can't live without both kidneys. At least not for long.
LMAO, I went to the optomitrist... optonitrist... optomotrist... EYE DOCTOR today. Turns out I'm basically blind in my right eye and my left eye is pretty bad but nothing big. The worst part was when he covered my left eye and showed one of the biggest letters on the thing, and I couldn't fucking see it. Like, no joke, it was the second biggest size of letters in the thing, and I couldn't see shit. This was the first time I've been to the eye doctor in my whole life, and my whole life my vision has been... not good. But it was good enough for me to think that everyone else just saw the same way I did. I thought it was normal to see like this. But in 1-2 days I'm gonna have glasses. Woah. That's weird.
I swearr, when the doctor removed the thing covering one of my eyes and asked me if I could see better like this, and my vision was like… crisp. It was like a whole new world. Like… waw. Nothing was blurry or unclear anymore, nothing looked weird anymore, I could see. I’m genuinely amazed.
I can't even IMAGINE finally getting my glasses and wearing them. Seeing life like that. Words won't be blurry anymore. Nothing will be blurry. I can finally read my books without getting headaches. My eyes won't be irritated anymore!
Like as cool as it is, it's also kinda terrifying. I've lived 13 years of my life having no idea that my vision was bad. Somewhere in my brain, I probably knew that it was, but I just didn't think much of it. And now, knowing for sure that I don't have good vision... it feels weird. Like, I'm suddenly noticing all the imperfections in my vision. IDK if anyone else felt that way, but it feels that way for me.
Not necessarily a super scary dream, more weird, but it sure terrified me!
me, hanging out with the fam at my cousin’s house: “hey guys. What’re you watching?”
No answer
The screen is just blue
I notice that it looks like there’s 6 people on the couch, but I can only see 3, my sisters and my cousin
Me: “who else is watching. Lmao imagine if it were like clones of you guys or smthn.”
The other three turn to look at me. It was clones of them, but eyeless, and creepy
Them: “you need to wake up.”
Me: “what?”
Them: “close your door.”
Me: “what??”
I wake up scared out of my mind and instantly check all the doors and windows as well as make sure my family was okay. I couldn’t go back to sleep after that.
I hate when parents use the "I raised you!" thing in arguments with their children, instead of admitting they were wrong.
Sure, you clothed me, bathed me, fed me, paid for everything and took care of me, but that's YOUR FUCKING JOB! As a parent, taking care of your child is what you're SUPPOSED TO DO, and don't get me wrong, I'm thankful my parents didn't just abandon me on the side of a road, but my point still stands.
ahahahahhahahahaha so, how it everyone, everyone good? Good great, great. So we can all just forget the past 6 hours yeah? Yeah. WONDERFUL now excuse me while I go in a corner and wonder if I was dropped on my head as a child.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. You know what time it is. It's time for me to bother you with AJR crap that y'all don't give a shit about but I don't have real friends nor do I know anyone who is as obsessed with AJR as me so I'm telling you guys everything.
WHEN ARE THEY GONNA RELEASE THEIR NEW SONGGGG
I've been patient, I've been waiting, THEY KEEP TEASING US ;-; ENOUGH TEASERS WHERE IS THE SONG
Also their songs are the best. Like, the beautiful melodies and sounds. The lyrics mean something. I mean, mean something. I've never felt so... understood. I'm not in the music industry but I still relate. THAT'S HOW GOOD IT IS.
USAGYJUHAUIGAYAGYUWEHF LISTEN TO THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
why does this always happen. My body just… rejects food. And it always ends in vomit. Why can’t I just digest food like a normal human. Why couldn’t I be normal.
oh great. A possible eating disorder. Another one for the pile because apparently everything else that I may possibly have but never had checked because I’m an idiot who still hasn’t scheduled an appointment with anyone for reasons even I myself don’t know wasn’t enough. Isn’t life wonderful.
I would just like to inform everyone that I am not at all informed on modern media and pop-culture. I count as an old granny. I am mentally a boomer. I still live in the early 2000s. So forgive me if I don’t understand some jokes or haven’t heard a certain song.
I RE-MADE MIZUKI WITH TATOOES AND ANGST SO MUCH ANGST
Mizuki Sato
Power: Blood Puppet
Basically blood bending from AtLA
Personality: a mess. (and angst... so. Much. Angst.)
Likes: watching others suffer :3
Dislikes: oh a lot of things. A lot of things.
Favorite color: look me in my eyes and ask me that again...
Favorite weapon: if do the hurty, perfect for Mizuki
Why villain? oh boy... O H B O Y
Backstory: I realize I never actually told her backstory. And I still won't. If you really wanna know, tell me and I'll put it in a diff post. But I should warn you, it isn't fun.
Hobbies: drawing, playing guitar, songwriting (yes her hobbies are actually normal)
Quote: "I don't want to set the world on fire... no I totally do."
Theme Song: AHYAHAHAHAHA ahaha haaaa *cries* (idk man at this point everything is her theme song)
Bro I just realized every ship I’ve ever shipped has always been like… best friends, height difference, one has to be either angsty or hyperactive. Even better if it’s angsty x hyperactive… and I thought I didn’t have a favorite ship dynamic-
Like no one asked but I just didn’t notice until now and isn’t it cool how your brain can just hide stuff from you for no reason. Go have an existential crisis on that-
Ok so I have a cat. I love my cat, and he has anxiety. Now a whole thing happened, so me and my family had to be separated, me my mom an my sister travelled to another country, while my dad and other sister stayed. My sister is coming soon because she's finishing college, meaning no one can feed Sugar since my dad is out most of the day for work. Which means Sugar has to come here. Since Sugar has anxiety, we can't keep him in the carrier because it stresses him out, and we also have to keep him with us on the plane, being separated from us will make him stressed. But to do all of that, we need proof of his anxiety somehow. How do we do that?
Craving fried rice rn- yesterday it was ramen… nab I still want ramen. I want both. Like a big plate. And a nice drink. Idk what drink tho. Taro? No idk. Man I just want sum food. Sashimi would be so good rn. Or like… fried sushi. Breaded. That’s not a thing but I want it. Or like a really good french toast. All of which I can’t have. I hate food. No I love food, I just hate it. Like I just want food but it’s never something I can have. Always want what you can’t have. So sad. Hungry. But I’m not really hungry. I wanna vomit. What even is anything anymore. Is anything real. For all I know, I could be in a coma. I could be dreaming right now. And it just feels real but it isn’t. What if one day, I achieved my dream job then i’d wake up and realize that I’m just a kid and it was just a dream that happened over the span of 8 hours despite it feeling like years had passed. Is thag why everything I eat doesn’t feel like I ate it?
No thanks. Mother said I could make fried rice tomorrow. Today we're eating this soup thing with eggplant. Popular dish in my household, everyone likes it except for my sister. She's so picky.
eh, might mention some stuff people don't like but whatever
WHY IS BEING A FEMALE SO FUCKING HARD! LIKE CMON! ESPECIALLY AS A TEEN. Oh, you like this generic thing that's perfectly fine to like, HAHA WHAT A LOSER. Oh, you have to bleed once every month for a week while also experiencing the worst pain ever, and it's something you have no control over and can't stop from happening, also a natural part of life that instead of being shunned, should be normalized? LMAO THAT'S SO FUNNY!
Society is so sexist. Men think it's their right to protect us, like some dainty damsels in distress. We can protect ourselves. Don't tell me I should take it as a compliment, don't tell me you just want to protect me from the harshness of the world, I'VE EXPERIENCED IT FIRST-HAND BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU LOOKING DOWN ON ME BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN! IT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT IT'S PATRONIZING!
WHY SHOULD I BE HUMILIATED JUST BECAUSE I'M A CERTAIN GENDER! JUST BECAUSE I WAS BORN WITH A VAGINA AND WANTED TO KEEP IT THAT WAY SUDDENLY I'M WEAK? WHERE IS THE LOGIC! TELL ME WHERE THAT LOGIC IS!
I'M NOT GONNA SIT THERE AND LET YOU LOOK DOWN ON ME!
If it actually did happen, then it’s her fault that no one believes her. Either way, the truth will come out. Maybe centuries in the future or sometime soon. It always comes out.
And then there’s like “kill all men” feminists, they believe that women can’t do wrong, it’s always the men. And I’m just… you wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for a man, sweetie. Does “kill all men” include your father or your husband if you have one? Listen, I want rights as much as you but this isn’t it.
I feel like 90% of people who still support Amber are feminists who believe women can’t do wrong.
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gonna barff ✌
why is this comment section just a bunch of random ass shi
Because it can be.
mama
How to pay student loans 101:
step 1: sell your kidney, that's 262,000 buckaroos EACH.
step 2: sell your eyeballs, 1,500 each.
step 3: sell your liver, lemme tell you, livers bring in the big bucks, coming at 557,000 green papers.
step 4: you now have 1082500 Abraham Lincolns (I know he's on the $5 but who even cares) which is still not enough. So you're gonna sell your heart. That costs about 1 million.
step 5: sell your bladder. Who needs to get rid of harmful fluids left over from digestion anyway? I forgot how much that costs, just go look it up.
step 6: sell, now hear me out, your dead body, because you're dead. You died 6 steps ago. You can't live without both kidneys. At least not for long.
CONGRATS YOU JUST PAID OFF YOUR STUDENT LOANS
dRaje bc dtabt
truer words have never been spoken.
I got my glasses. It’s so weird.
hello folks
LMAO, I went to the optomitrist... optonitrist... optomotrist... EYE DOCTOR today. Turns out I'm basically blind in my right eye and my left eye is pretty bad but nothing big. The worst part was when he covered my left eye and showed one of the biggest letters on the thing, and I couldn't fucking see it. Like, no joke, it was the second biggest size of letters in the thing, and I couldn't see shit. This was the first time I've been to the eye doctor in my whole life, and my whole life my vision has been... not good. But it was good enough for me to think that everyone else just saw the same way I did. I thought it was normal to see like this. But in 1-2 days I'm gonna have glasses. Woah. That's weird.
glasses ganggg
I swearr, when the doctor removed the thing covering one of my eyes and asked me if I could see better like this, and my vision was like… crisp. It was like a whole new world. Like… waw. Nothing was blurry or unclear anymore, nothing looked weird anymore, I could see. I’m genuinely amazed.
that's how I felt the first time I got glasses
I can't even IMAGINE finally getting my glasses and wearing them. Seeing life like that. Words won't be blurry anymore. Nothing will be blurry. I can finally read my books without getting headaches. My eyes won't be irritated anymore!
Like as cool as it is, it's also kinda terrifying. I've lived 13 years of my life having no idea that my vision was bad. Somewhere in my brain, I probably knew that it was, but I just didn't think much of it. And now, knowing for sure that I don't have good vision... it feels weird. Like, I'm suddenly noticing all the imperfections in my vision. IDK if anyone else felt that way, but it feels that way for me.
Understandable
but hey, it's all gonna work out
that's how I felt the first time I got glasses
COUGH COUGH
been going to the eye doctor since yr oneCOUGGGGGHHHHHH(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
what' the thing called. Google meet, but like... the chrome extention that is used to chat using ur email-
Hangouts??
btw ima try being more active here bc why not
after tuesday obv bc finals can go to hell after tha
ok thanks
Not necessarily a super scary dream, more weird, but it sure terrified me!
me, hanging out with the fam at my cousin’s house: “hey guys. What’re you watching?”
No answer
The screen is just blue
I notice that it looks like there’s 6 people on the couch, but I can only see 3, my sisters and my cousin
Me: “who else is watching. Lmao imagine if it were like clones of you guys or smthn.”
The other three turn to look at me. It was clones of them, but eyeless, and creepy
Them: “you need to wake up.”
Me: “what?”
Them: “close your door.”
Me: “what??”
I wake up scared out of my mind and instantly check all the doors and windows as well as make sure my family was okay. I couldn’t go back to sleep after that.
I hate when parents use the "I raised you!" thing in arguments with their children, instead of admitting they were wrong.
Sure, you clothed me, bathed me, fed me, paid for everything and took care of me, but that's YOUR FUCKING JOB! As a parent, taking care of your child is what you're SUPPOSED TO DO, and don't get me wrong, I'm thankful my parents didn't just abandon me on the side of a road, but my point still stands.
Adults are fucking stupid.
I'm starting to turn into that "pls stfu" friends and I'm not mad
ahahahahhahahahaha so, how it everyone, everyone good? Good great, great. So we can all just forget the past 6 hours yeah? Yeah. WONDERFUL now excuse me while I go in a corner and wonder if I was dropped on my head as a child.
HUH
My teacher mentioned it. It makes me money doesn't it?
Yes. Downside is their extremely bad for the environment
oh.
please don't kill me
Lmao I wasn’t planning on doing so
no please no
I was just asking.
frig. I am very much idiot.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. You know what time it is. It's time for me to bother you with AJR crap that y'all don't give a shit about but I don't have real friends nor do I know anyone who is as obsessed with AJR as me so I'm telling you guys everything.
WHEN ARE THEY GONNA RELEASE THEIR NEW SONGGGG
I've been patient, I've been waiting, THEY KEEP TEASING US ;-; ENOUGH TEASERS WHERE IS THE SONG
Also their songs are the best. Like, the beautiful melodies and sounds. The lyrics mean something. I mean, mean something. I've never felt so... understood. I'm not in the music industry but I still relate. THAT'S HOW GOOD IT IS.
USAGYJUHAUIGAYAGYUWEHF LISTEN TO THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
anyways i came akc to itch to say joldan follow
okay
alrifght ig
Why have you guys been more of a family than my actual family-
That isnt good thing.
wherws the a
To me it is
do not
Someone: "these are the best years of you-"
Me:
If one more person tells me that these are "the golden years" I will literally commit murder.
IKR
THEY'RE LIKE "enjoy your youth while it lasts" AND "you kids don't realize how easy you have it until you grow up"
LIKE JUST SHUT UP MAN
I'm advertising the brand new Mizuki again bcs she's better than you and also mentally a wreck (ALSO NEEDS A BETTER HAIRCUT GURL WHAT ARE THOSE BANGS)
i made this-
guys pls stop using acronyms and making references, I am an old lady, I have no idea what y’all are saying.
tiss
That is so sad
💀
YOU’RE so sad 🥲
ikr
you posted in a topic you can’t go to?
I said hi
The following is gross.
why does this always happen. My body just… rejects food. And it always ends in vomit. Why can’t I just digest food like a normal human. Why couldn’t I be normal.
oh great. A possible eating disorder. Another one for the pile because apparently everything else that I may possibly have but never had checked because I’m an idiot who still hasn’t scheduled an appointment with anyone for reasons even I myself don’t know wasn’t enough. Isn’t life wonderful.
are you okay?
LMAO IT TOOK A DAY FOR SOMEONE ELSE OTHER THAN ME TO POST SOMETHING WHY YALL DEAD
BAHAHAHAHA-
CUZ IM DOING SOMETHING ON A DIFF COMMUNITY
LMAO
HUSH
ok
sorry… what? I’m an old grandma please explain what that means
I fell down to earth1
Huh?
It’s a lyric
ohhh
oh my I’m so scared
It’s ratata
correct
Don’t take that seriously im aromatic
I don’t like romance
Depends on what type it is
killua shirt and your so cool omg
I would just like to inform everyone that I am not at all informed on modern media and pop-culture. I count as an old granny. I am mentally a boomer. I still live in the early 2000s. So forgive me if I don’t understand some jokes or haven’t heard a certain song.
I was just on etsy and I saw a shop selling Black Clover grimoires. Where do I get the money for all of them 😍
I RE-MADE MIZUKI WITH TATOOES AND ANGST SO MUCH ANGST
Mizuki Sato
Power: Blood Puppet
Basically blood bending from AtLA
Personality: a mess. (and angst... so. Much. Angst.)
Likes: watching others suffer :3
Dislikes: oh a lot of things. A lot of things.
Favorite color: look me in my eyes and ask me that again...
Favorite weapon: if do the hurty, perfect for Mizuki
Why villain? oh boy... O H B O Y
Backstory: I realize I never actually told her backstory. And I still won't. If you really wanna know, tell me and I'll put it in a diff post. But I should warn you, it isn't fun.
Hobbies: drawing, playing guitar, songwriting (yes her hobbies are actually normal)
Quote: "I don't want to set the world on fire... no I totally do."
Theme Song: AHYAHAHAHAHA ahaha haaaa *cries* (idk man at this point everything is her theme song)
I wish I chose better bangs
Bro I just realized every ship I’ve ever shipped has always been like… best friends, height difference, one has to be either angsty or hyperactive. Even better if it’s angsty x hyperactive… and I thought I didn’t have a favorite ship dynamic-
Like no one asked but I just didn’t notice until now and isn’t it cool how your brain can just hide stuff from you for no reason. Go have an existential crisis on that-
The following is a joke, not meant to be taken seriously (but fr, don't romanticize serious issues and disorders)
people: *romanticize the “misunderstood artist” thing*
Vincent Van Gogh who was literally depressed and suffered through so much pain only to become a wattpad trope:
Wow. You people in the comments are more active than 70% the people in my discord.
Really?
I wish I was joking.
o-
heheheheheheheh
discord do be like that
GUESS WHO HAS SUMMER BREAKNOWWWWW
MEEEEE
also there was a time period in which the government thought
"Hey we should torture the poor innocent kids by not giving them summer break for TwO YeArS!"
But that didn't pass by the central government
If it did
I WOULD DO SMTH REALLLL BAD-
no summer break FOR TWO YEARS.....? damn I'm glad that it didnt actually happen
ya i would die
be aware that I will spam you the most useless shit I can for my own pleasurment
But not on itch-
Itch isn’t interesting for me
I’m mostly out and about on vr chat
Or possibly doing random stuff
Oh yeah another thing
Person who commissioned me for a drawing
I can’t draw it due to the app I use to draw being an ass-
And artist block
I can infact recommend one of my friends-
I AM UNREASONABLY BORED I NEED TO DO SOMETHING PLEASE ☹️☹️☹️
bet
A
give me colors to make a bracelets
purple yellow and dark blue
thank you :>
Ok so I have a cat. I love my cat, and he has anxiety. Now a whole thing happened, so me and my family had to be separated, me my mom an my sister travelled to another country, while my dad and other sister stayed. My sister is coming soon because she's finishing college, meaning no one can feed Sugar since my dad is out most of the day for work. Which means Sugar has to come here. Since Sugar has anxiety, we can't keep him in the carrier because it stresses him out, and we also have to keep him with us on the plane, being separated from us will make him stressed. But to do all of that, we need proof of his anxiety somehow. How do we do that?
Show the airport ppl what u mean by that
Aka put him in a carrier for a min and
The airport security ppl will see
How stressed he gets
BAM
They'll let him on the plane
that works?
idk
Random guess
ACTUALLY
SO PRO AT SCHOOL
I'M NOT FAILING SCIENCE ANYMORE
my mami could never
Craving fried rice rn- yesterday it was ramen… nab I still want ramen. I want both. Like a big plate. And a nice drink. Idk what drink tho. Taro? No idk. Man I just want sum food. Sashimi would be so good rn. Or like… fried sushi. Breaded. That’s not a thing but I want it. Or like a really good french toast. All of which I can’t have. I hate food. No I love food, I just hate it. Like I just want food but it’s never something I can have. Always want what you can’t have. So sad. Hungry. But I’m not really hungry. I wanna vomit. What even is anything anymore. Is anything real. For all I know, I could be in a coma. I could be dreaming right now. And it just feels real but it isn’t. What if one day, I achieved my dream job then i’d wake up and realize that I’m just a kid and it was just a dream that happened over the span of 8 hours despite it feeling like years had passed. Is thag why everything I eat doesn’t feel like I ate it?
Im having freid rice for dinner today-
Want some?
No thanks. Mother said I could make fried rice tomorrow. Today we're eating this soup thing with eggplant. Popular dish in my household, everyone likes it except for my sister. She's so picky.
Oh yeah
Heard of that one
Also im actually eating curry today
BUT ILL HAVE FREID RICE TOMMOROW
wow nice
hehe
what abt chuletas
those are hella good
vat?
chuletas
you've..never had them?
pork?
ah sorry I don’t eat pig.
OH-
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-7 mares???
like the soup??
eh, might mention some stuff people don't like but whatever
WHY IS BEING A FEMALE SO FUCKING HARD! LIKE CMON! ESPECIALLY AS A TEEN. Oh, you like this generic thing that's perfectly fine to like, HAHA WHAT A LOSER. Oh, you have to bleed once every month for a week while also experiencing the worst pain ever, and it's something you have no control over and can't stop from happening, also a natural part of life that instead of being shunned, should be normalized? LMAO THAT'S SO FUNNY!
Society is so sexist. Men think it's their right to protect us, like some dainty damsels in distress. We can protect ourselves. Don't tell me I should take it as a compliment, don't tell me you just want to protect me from the harshness of the world, I'VE EXPERIENCED IT FIRST-HAND BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU LOOKING DOWN ON ME BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN! IT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT IT'S PATRONIZING!
WHY SHOULD I BE HUMILIATED JUST BECAUSE I'M A CERTAIN GENDER! JUST BECAUSE I WAS BORN WITH A VAGINA AND WANTED TO KEEP IT THAT WAY SUDDENLY I'M WEAK? WHERE IS THE LOGIC! TELL ME WHERE THAT LOGIC IS!
I'M NOT GONNA SIT THERE AND LET YOU LOOK DOWN ON ME!
If it actually did happen, then it’s her fault that no one believes her. Either way, the truth will come out. Maybe centuries in the future or sometime soon. It always comes out.
And then there’s like “kill all men” feminists, they believe that women can’t do wrong, it’s always the men. And I’m just… you wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for a man, sweetie. Does “kill all men” include your father or your husband if you have one? Listen, I want rights as much as you but this isn’t it.
I feel like 90% of people who still support Amber are feminists who believe women can’t do wrong.
i dont hate those type of people but they still need help
they rlly do need help