I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑 I immediately was transported back to earth, 😭 and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, 🤪 as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter 💪
“IM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER”
I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me 🤤 but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. 😔😒🙁☹️
She then said I was going to a magical place called the “mental asylum” 🤔 I’m not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC
I drew and drew then realized I don’t have any other metallic markers other than gold to finish my drawing and I can’t do it all in gold because it’s not the ✨v i b e✨
Of all the interests I could’ve had, I chose art. 🤡🤡
so I was just playing sky. I was trying to get into this place. And it’s like “you need other players for this” and I notice that we’re exactly 4 players, the proper amount needed to do this. So I start honking and they’re all like “…” so I honk again, and they’re just sitting there. I KEEP HONKING AND THEY JUST “hm, I wonder why she’s honking like that? Probably nothing important.” LIKE BRO ARE YOU DUMB IM HONKING FOR YOU GUYS COME ON ITS BASIC COMMON SENSE, HOLE IN WALL AND I AM STANDING IN IT AND HONKING WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS
that “skateboard show about the fruity guys” is an anime 😀
Great. Isn’t it weird how you have online friends and they’d know like really intimate facts about your life in the first second of meeting them but 3 years later you’d find out they have a cat-
Anyway, yk that thing you used to always make that’s just a bunch of random things about you, like pictures of things on a plain white background. Yeah, I’m making that, but as I was making it I became curious just how much you guys knew so I asked.
This is a Sky Children of the Light thing. You guys wouldn’t understand.
RIBLE I NEED YOU TO HELP ME IN EDEN SO I DONT LOSE LIGHT. (If you honk loudly, it gives everyone around you light. And also just by standing next to each other, we gain light. So I need you to help me make it over there)
So I was talking to my friend in math class (fun fact, math is my first period 😜) and I randomly said "I'm gonna commit a crime <3" so this man that was sitting across from us (me and him are good friends) and he took out his phone and said "repeat that 🤨📸"
SO then later me and my friend were talking and (I forgot what I said) and my friend said it reminded her a time of when my dad's co-worker said "if you were in my neighborhood I'd ubduct you" while I was hanging out with my dog and I didn't know if he was talking about me or my dog. Then the same boy said "all fun and games until you get pregnant 😀" so I giggled <3 and I told two of my friends and one of them were concerned and the other one was like "he wants to get you pregnant"
And that night I had a dream that he had a crush on me and made a Pinterest board for me (and for some reason it was titled my full name-) and there were sections like "what I'd do with her", those lil Facebook memes, and other stuff and I looked it up and asked some friends and they said that either I think they like me or I want them to like me <3
Meet Smile. Smile is one of the creatures that lives in the fully developed universe I created in my head. A sort of distorted world.
Smile has many friends, but they do not hang out much.
Smile enjoys the outdoors. Sometimes disappearing for days at a time just sitting outside and enjoying the view. Though people say it’s nice that Smile is tall, they are still self conscious about their height.
Meet FACE. FACE is one of the creatures that lives in the fully developed universe I created in my head. A sort of distorted world.
FACE is friends with ERROR
You can see why they’re friends.
FACE doesn’t really like people though. They make him uncomfortable. FACE usually sits at a bridge in the darkest corner of the world. It’s quiet and peaceful there. Perfect for FACE.
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Here is uhhh
This guy
He's 34, and a substitute college professor
He's pretty chill, just wants to get thru his day
..................GOD DAYUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM-
CAN I HAVE THE LINK
PLS
Nah
........................BRUH-
BITCH I DON'T HAVE THE LINK ANYMORE
I MADE THAT SHIT LIKE
A WEEK AGO
UGH
I BROKE MY FUCKING PHONE:(
LMAOOO
HES A BAD BITCH
What a hilarious and original image
Teenage girls can’t be interested in something without other people making fun of them and it just bothers me that this is the world we live in today.
I GOT A SWIMSUIT !
BAHAHA HAHAHA RIP💀💀
nsfw warning? ig?
okay so
cancel kerem
she's bullying me for getting covid
and like
shes been harassing me for 3 days now
calling me a lookin-like-ms. kimble-vagina thats purple
um
cancel her
shes a bitch.
she's been callin me a pussy and scoliosis girl for more than a week now, I'm 100% not laughing as I make this.
...............kerem ur shaped as zaddy bullocks pussy so stfu
woo haven't gone on itch.io or this game in awhile
Hello everybody!! :DD
Hi!!!
Hello!!!!
same heheh
*GASP* I REMEBER YOU!!!!!
I REMEMBER YOU TOO!!!
AHHHHH
hello guys , should i jump off a cliff or not lmao
I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑 I immediately was transported back to earth, 😭 and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, 🤪 as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter 💪
“IM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER”
I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me 🤤 but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. 😔😒🙁☹️
She then said I was going to a magical place called the “mental asylum” 🤔 I’m not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC
this isn't what it looks like, i swear!.........
oblivion to these slanderous rumors
I drew and drew then realized I don’t have any other metallic markers other than gold to finish my drawing and I can’t do it all in gold because it’s not the ✨v i b e✨
Of all the interests I could’ve had, I chose art. 🤡🤡
I drew circles but I’ve lost motivation to keep drawing 🤡
what do you want to draw?
like a cool thingy
ok I draw a person in the biggest circle then I use marker to do cool stuff
sunny, apple and mimi
Yay
I TRIED to draw Mono and Sasha Gaybright. Who to draw next?
I NEED
HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
IM SO BOREDDDDDD
JUST GIB ME AN OC TO DRAWWWWWWWWWW
Gib me oc to draw
IVE BEEN GIGGLING OVER THIS COMMENT SECTION FOR 28 MINUTES WTF IS THIS??? WHYS IT SO FUNNY??? HUHHH???
It’s funny because we’re funny
PLES IMFMULL ON GIGLING STOPPP
No 🫡
It's cause im really great like that
ITS CAUSE WE ARE FUNNY
DUH
ANYWAYS HI
IM NATALIA
NICE TO MEET YA
UM
IM SMART
IM NICE
IM FUNNY
I'D LOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEE TO BECOME YOUR FRIEND!!!
OMG IM ALL THOSE THINGS TOO
AYYYYYYYYYYY
so I was just playing sky. I was trying to get into this place. And it’s like “you need other players for this” and I notice that we’re exactly 4 players, the proper amount needed to do this. So I start honking and they’re all like “…” so I honk again, and they’re just sitting there. I KEEP HONKING AND THEY JUST “hm, I wonder why she’s honking like that? Probably nothing important.” LIKE BRO ARE YOU DUMB IM HONKING FOR YOU GUYS COME ON ITS BASIC COMMON SENSE, HOLE IN WALL AND I AM STANDING IN IT AND HONKING WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS
EVERY DAY I WAKE UP AND I START TO BREAK UP LONELY IS A MAN WITHOUT LOVE-
i bought the spicy mtn dew
🫠
who else in these comments had or has a gacha life phase?
....i had a big-time gacha life phase.
omg me too :
Im having it RIGHT NOW
you know I had a BIG gacha phase but I think it's coming back:]
yay
HEY GUYS
HI KIKA
HELLO:]
I AM
HUNGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
hungry*
no she’s hungy 😡
LMAO
Hungy-
Like draco style
Draco-
From Krew
NOT from that harry potter thing or whatev
....hungry.*
i never swear but........
*sigh*
FUCK YOU
" hello kitten , come back on discord UwU , or else daddy is be mad "
:l wt-
that’s how I lost my voice
wdym 0-0
discord kittens
stop
whyyyy
....its cursed.
that movie made me ask out my crush when i was 11
WHAT
if you have access to the police
nows a good time to call
How much do your guys know about me? Like… what’re some things I like?
um
u like me
duh
so
yeah
😀
Bruh this the easiest question I’ve ever asked
NO IT ISNT-
Ok I can easily name things I like that I’ve mentioned on itch.
I can’t name many but still I can name a few.
name it then.
U like yelling at me <\3
U like drawings
U like um... object head weirdcore shit
U like anime(?) Sometimes
U like that skateboard show about the fruity guys who roll
U like trying to FORCE me into doing things in sky >:=(
U like me
Ur best pal
that “skateboard show about the fruity guys” is an anime 😀
Great. Isn’t it weird how you have online friends and they’d know like really intimate facts about your life in the first second of meeting them but 3 years later you’d find out they have a cat-
Anyway, yk that thing you used to always make that’s just a bunch of random things about you, like pictures of things on a plain white background. Yeah, I’m making that, but as I was making it I became curious just how much you guys knew so I asked.
o
Wanna see mine 4 inspo *plsplsplpsplsplspls*
sure
thanks for the help Rible 🙂
you are so welcome
U like AJR
Dont you-
WAIT DO YOU??
No AJR is garbage.
OH
SHI-
I FORGOT
OH GOSH
HELP-
Do you listen to AJR?
no-
This is a Sky Children of the Light thing. You guys wouldn’t understand.
RIBLE I NEED YOU TO HELP ME IN EDEN SO I DONT LOSE LIGHT. (If you honk loudly, it gives everyone around you light. And also just by standing next to each other, we gain light. So I need you to help me make it over there)
no
U die
Thats the point
U die
Aldo i know how to give light
Im an ikmen for pants sakes
Im an expert
No shut. I just need to get to where I’m supposed to be then I can die. Obviously. 😒
no
U never make it
Literally
After the point of no return u just go give as many wings to the statues as u can
And then die lol
yeah I WANNA GET TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN STOOPID
ITS NOT THAT HARD DUDE
JUST FUCKIN
HIDE
USE HIDEY HOLES
OKay so...rant..ig? (Nsfw warning ig)
So I was talking to my friend in math class (fun fact, math is my first period 😜) and I randomly said "I'm gonna commit a crime <3" so this man that was sitting across from us (me and him are good friends) and he took out his phone and said "repeat that 🤨📸"
SO then later me and my friend were talking and (I forgot what I said) and my friend said it reminded her a time of when my dad's co-worker said "if you were in my neighborhood I'd ubduct you" while I was hanging out with my dog and I didn't know if he was talking about me or my dog. Then the same boy said "all fun and games until you get pregnant 😀" so I giggled <3 and I told two of my friends and one of them were concerned and the other one was like "he wants to get you pregnant"
And that night I had a dream that he had a crush on me and made a Pinterest board for me (and for some reason it was titled my full name-) and there were sections like "what I'd do with her", those lil Facebook memes, and other stuff and I looked it up and asked some friends and they said that either I think they like me or I want them to like me <3
Me an queen's sky shenanigans
SRRY I HAD TO LEAVE BCS I HAD TO STUDY AND NOW I HAFTA SLEEP SO SRRY (to be fair you have ditched me before as well)
Meet Smile. Smile is one of the creatures that lives in the fully developed universe I created in my head. A sort of distorted world.
Smile has many friends, but they do not hang out much.
Smile enjoys the outdoors. Sometimes disappearing for days at a time just sitting outside and enjoying the view. Though people say it’s nice that Smile is tall, they are still self conscious about their height.
does smile like water
yes, they do.
Do they like....
Draco pops-?
(YOU PROBS DONT KNOW WHAT A DRACO POP IS BUT WHATEV-)
whatever they are, I don’t think they exist in my universe.
OK
BUT SINCE U DON NOT KNOW WHAT A DRCAO POP IS
i (partially) hate u
(This is a joke btw I DONT HATE U)
The comment section is better than the game it self lmao
true
ikr
no duh
Didnt ask for your opinion mate.
................I was agreeing with you?
I wasn't arguing yk that, right?
You said "No duh"
??
whatever i dont like arguing funny moment
when i said: "no duh" I was saying that it was, lmao
ok
🫥
g
ZEPETO just sent me a notification…🫣
Meet FACE. FACE is one of the creatures that lives in the fully developed universe I created in my head. A sort of distorted world.
FACE is friends with ERROR
FACE doesn’t really like people though. They make him uncomfortable. FACE usually sits at a bridge in the darkest corner of the world. It’s quiet and peaceful there. Perfect for FACE.
🫢📸
also. All caps ERROR
sorry, just making sure you know that her name is in all caps. You don’t have to attack me for it. 😢
im gonna uhhh
yeah
uh I’ve returned because I seriously like… I need interaction with human beings (I hope you guys are human)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-my humanity is debatable :)
no idc about your morals. I wanna know if ure a homo sapien or not
.........uhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
Are you a homo sapien?
uhhhhhhhhhh-
I'm a homosexual?
Im
A
KREW AND GACHA ND ROBLOX OBSESSED ORGANISM THAT IS MADE OF 70% WATER AND HAS AN EATING HABITAT.