So I was talking to my friend in math class (fun fact, math is my first period 😜) and I randomly said "I'm gonna commit a crime <3" so this man that was sitting across from us (me and him are good friends) and he took out his phone and said "repeat that 🤨📸"
SO then later me and my friend were talking and (I forgot what I said) and my friend said it reminded her a time of when my dad's co-worker said "if you were in my neighborhood I'd ubduct you" while I was hanging out with my dog and I didn't know if he was talking about me or my dog. Then the same boy said "all fun and games until you get pregnant 😀" so I giggled <3 and I told two of my friends and one of them were concerned and the other one was like "he wants to get you pregnant"
And that night I had a dream that he had a crush on me and made a Pinterest board for me (and for some reason it was titled my full name-) and there were sections like "what I'd do with her", those lil Facebook memes, and other stuff and I looked it up and asked some friends and they said that either I think they like me or I want them to like me <3
Meet Smile. Smile is one of the creatures that lives in the fully developed universe I created in my head. A sort of distorted world.
Smile has many friends, but they do not hang out much.
Smile enjoys the outdoors. Sometimes disappearing for days at a time just sitting outside and enjoying the view. Though people say it’s nice that Smile is tall, they are still self conscious about their height.
Meet FACE. FACE is one of the creatures that lives in the fully developed universe I created in my head. A sort of distorted world.
FACE is friends with ERROR
You can see why they’re friends.
FACE doesn’t really like people though. They make him uncomfortable. FACE usually sits at a bridge in the darkest corner of the world. It’s quiet and peaceful there. Perfect for FACE.
but i thought it was today since we're getting together with our other friend to watch a movie
And now i feel bad because Yesterday me and my friend went to the mall and hungout all evening without the bday friend (in all fairness we were buying them presents)
But like we called them multiple times (very sneakily asking them what kinda presents they'd want) but they didn't know we were shopping for them and now they might think we just spent their bday without them
I've come to make an announcement Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post om my Twitter, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and geuss what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it's like two balls and a bong. I fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
bro my frist name startes with k last name startes with F and in my google meet for class it say KF and im BI and fucking proud but like i didn't tell me parents and im never going to tell them
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OKay so...rant..ig? (Nsfw warning ig)
So I was talking to my friend in math class (fun fact, math is my first period 😜) and I randomly said "I'm gonna commit a crime <3" so this man that was sitting across from us (me and him are good friends) and he took out his phone and said "repeat that 🤨📸"
SO then later me and my friend were talking and (I forgot what I said) and my friend said it reminded her a time of when my dad's co-worker said "if you were in my neighborhood I'd ubduct you" while I was hanging out with my dog and I didn't know if he was talking about me or my dog. Then the same boy said "all fun and games until you get pregnant 😀" so I giggled <3 and I told two of my friends and one of them were concerned and the other one was like "he wants to get you pregnant"
And that night I had a dream that he had a crush on me and made a Pinterest board for me (and for some reason it was titled my full name-) and there were sections like "what I'd do with her", those lil Facebook memes, and other stuff and I looked it up and asked some friends and they said that either I think they like me or I want them to like me <3
Me an queen's sky shenanigans
SRRY I HAD TO LEAVE BCS I HAD TO STUDY AND NOW I HAFTA SLEEP SO SRRY (to be fair you have ditched me before as well)
Meet Smile. Smile is one of the creatures that lives in the fully developed universe I created in my head. A sort of distorted world.
Smile has many friends, but they do not hang out much.
Smile enjoys the outdoors. Sometimes disappearing for days at a time just sitting outside and enjoying the view. Though people say it’s nice that Smile is tall, they are still self conscious about their height.
does smile like water
yes, they do.
Do they like....
Draco pops-?
(YOU PROBS DONT KNOW WHAT A DRACO POP IS BUT WHATEV-)
whatever they are, I don’t think they exist in my universe.
OK
BUT SINCE U DON NOT KNOW WHAT A DRCAO POP IS
i (partially) hate u
(This is a joke btw I DONT HATE U)
The comment section is better than the game it self lmao
true
ikr
no duh
Didnt ask for your opinion mate.
................I was agreeing with you?
I wasn't arguing yk that, right?
You said "No duh"
??
whatever i dont like arguing funny moment
when i said: "no duh" I was saying that it was, lmao
ok
🫥
g
ZEPETO just sent me a notification…🫣
Meet FACE. FACE is one of the creatures that lives in the fully developed universe I created in my head. A sort of distorted world.
FACE is friends with ERROR
FACE doesn’t really like people though. They make him uncomfortable. FACE usually sits at a bridge in the darkest corner of the world. It’s quiet and peaceful there. Perfect for FACE.
🫢📸
also. All caps ERROR
sorry, just making sure you know that her name is in all caps. You don’t have to attack me for it. 😢
im gonna uhhh
yeah
uh I’ve returned because I seriously like… I need interaction with human beings (I hope you guys are human)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-my humanity is debatable :)
no idc about your morals. I wanna know if ure a homo sapien or not
.........uhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
Are you a homo sapien?
uhhhhhhhhhh-
I'm a homosexual?
Im
A
KREW AND GACHA ND ROBLOX OBSESSED ORGANISM THAT IS MADE OF 70% WATER AND HAS AN EATING HABITAT.
I'm going to cry
what?
oh. Ew. What about him?
Heartstopper is making me cry.
it's mid ngl
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE MEMES IS?!
NO
I LOST TRACK OF MY OWN BROTHER
I'M MAD AT MYSELF
STFU
TAILS
Your name is hootie mceyeball
he’s taking a break
Tyy
mhm
Yesterday was my friend's birthday
but i thought it was today since we're getting together with our other friend to watch a movie
And now i feel bad because Yesterday me and my friend went to the mall and hungout all evening without the bday friend (in all fairness we were buying them presents)
But like we called them multiple times (very sneakily asking them what kinda presents they'd want) but they didn't know we were shopping for them and now they might think we just spent their bday without them
Im a monster
watching his faggots
LMAO
am wearing my new ghost shirt rn
Meme dump
Idk why this is so true.
GUESS WHAT EMO IPAD KID HAS COME BACK FOR idk hell aka (school) AND IM HAPPY THAT I GOT GO HOME
Uhm who are you-
the hell r u?
who are you?
No one
Me acting out stories:
Character:*in very bad british accent* YEAAAA-NO
these comments are kinda disrespectful to the artist
The game is dead-
the artist isn't.
I know that
hry
hey yall
boy said real drake fan here idk if that is drake if not then idk
my baby BOY leatherface , aka bubba sawyer
what
LMAO
kerem, this is for you
I've come to make an announcement Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post om my Twitter, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and geuss what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it's like two balls and a bong. I fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWO
OW?!
THATS HOW U RESPOND WITH
AFTER U JUST STOLE MY HAT
AND STARTED DANCING
LIKE A COWBOY??
uuh mom pick im scared but like i didn't see not lies shadow is a bitch ass hippo looking motherfucker
♡krew is love,krew is life♡
Hi! Im old but i see some new ppl and if ur not new IDC IM PUTTING THIS AS MY INTRO
Im moon shine! Better known as hellatastrophy or MISS L.O.V
Im a fellow KF memeber if ya know,ya know
Im indeed a girl
Dont know my sexuality yet-
I support LGBTQ+ so dont be scared
My phobias are mostlyyyyy idk-spiders?
Im an indian so im an asian so if ur an asian h8r DONT TALK TO ME!
I watch gaming vids-
Im VERY much into the ALSMP fandom (ALSMP is afterlife smp shortened)
☆fandoms im in☆
MCYT
ALSMP
FNAF
GACHA
UNDERTALE (a lil bit)
ROBLOX
...............isnt mcyt dream or smt?
um
sorries
me=hate dream.
MineCraft YouTuber
MCYT
OH
UM
NO
HELL JO
CHEESBURGER69
NO
bruhh
HOW DARE U!!!!!!!!
MCYT-oh my gosh
Mcyt is mincraft yter
WHICH MINE IS LDSHADOWLADY OR ITSFUNNEH
SO
SUSH
oh
ok
NO !
I LOVE DREAM SMP SO BGY*DOWQBNN!
hell no
bro my frist name startes with k last name startes with F and in my google meet for class it say KF and im BI and fucking proud but like i didn't tell me parents and im never going to tell them
ooooOoOO thas cool bc the KF im talking abt stands for KREW FAM
Gay pokemon.
The brown one is a Charizard Eevee hybrid named Kelly and the blue one is a shiny Venomoth Pikachu hybrid named Rita.
you did this for what HUH! did you do this for us cause like the gay energy i can smel it from the screen
I don't know if you're mad or just joking...
what is this comment section lmao.
A glorified group chat
couldn't have said it better myself
lol
bro depends on how horny i am like that me like fr my bf be like = :P
hottest game i've played since 2069
UwU
cock546
same
rats
here's the main girls for my comic