imagine having to cover all 10 of your fingers with crappy plasters just so you can stop messing with your fingernails because it’s an unhealthy habit and you fear you might hurt yourself. Yeah it’s me.
Ok so it’s all connected. If it’s all connected that means that the anomaly is more than one Mark in the same timeline which weirded out the timeline and made freaky stuff happen which resulted in the universe’s reset which is unavoidable, too many marks completely destroyed the timelines and ruined everything.
A heist with markiplier is obviously taking place in the same universe, there’s even a crystal in the artifact, and the explorer dude played by mark appears in the ending where you freeze yourself forever. If everyone is Mark then that’s it, too many Marks in one timeline.
my friend who i have a major crush on says they don't like dating inside the friend group (i haven't confessions by the way) and i completely understand and respect that and I'll only confess if im on my deathbed and don't want any secruts
But also I'm majorly bummed out :/
I mean first crushes never work out (unless you're my parents) so i should've seen it coming but aww
Ok so even if I try to be smart about my decisions, I’ll get me nowhere because all the bad, I’ve already done it even without doing it. Each timeline I enter and each one I create simultaneously exists and doesn’t exist together. It’s like Schrödinger’s cat but more complicated and with multi-verse theories mixed in. Maybe I need to find what exactly caused the rip in space and time, obviously it’s tryna make you think that the crystal is the cause of the rip that caused me to live multiple timelines, but I think it’s a crew member that messed with the timeline. A crew member that isn’t supposed to be there. Mark. Because I am Mark in another timeline but I somehow ended up in this timeline making this timeline messed up because two Marks canon be near each other let alone in the same timeline. Or maybe I’m the fault, I’m the mistake that wasn’t supposed to be on that ship. Or boom boom asteroid guy (I swear I know his name-) he’s been strange in every timeline. Either he’s just that strange or he messed with something. When the world ends, Mark’s eye still moves as time freezes, Mark definitely plays a part in the ripping of space and time. But how is Mark connected to the crystal, how am I connected to the crystal, it seems to be connected to me so what connects me with it? DANG IT- I guess I should just wait for part 2. This is getting nowhere.
In Space With Markipoo- I mean Markiplier SPOILERS
EVERY PATH EVERYTHING EVERY SINGLE DECESION I MAKE EVERYTHING ALWAYS GETS RESET! EVERY SINGLE TIME! IT JUST RESETS, AND RESETS, AND RESETS. IS THERE EVEN A WAY TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE. AM I JUST DESTINED TO FAIL. THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TO FIX IT... I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore... but... I can't fix the issue, if the issue is something that happened before the hole ripped through time and space making me immortal... WHOEVER DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO USE A RANDOM SPACE WORMHOLE GENERATOR IS AT FAULT IN ALL THIS, MY MISTAKES ARE JUST A BY-PRODUCT OF THE FIRST MISTAKE WHICH LEAD TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE, I AM DESTINED TO FAIL BECAUSE THE SITUATION IS OUT OF MY HAND NOW! I'M JUST STUCK IN AN INFINITE TIME LOOP TRYING TO FIX THINGS BY ONLY MAKING THEM WORSE, ALL I NEED TO DO IS GO BACK IN TIME AND STOP THAT CRYSTAL FROM EVER GETTING ON THE SPACE SHIP WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE. I'M DOOMED TO BE THE VILLAIN OF A STORY I DIDN'T EVEN CAUSE
bro- I’m In Space With Markiplier-ing and… I’m knee deep in shit. Why me! Why am I the captain! This is too much man! Why do the worst things happen to the best people!
ok so I tried to extinguish the fire first but then I realized that I’m just gonna pass out and die so that was a mistake, sure enough, I passed out but woke up again and I was like “what?” Then I saved mark and did the thing and then the asteroid thing happened and I was like “shit. Fix it from the outside? Yea that’ll work.” And then I just… go out… without a proper space suit and helmet. And I die and then I hit mark in the head with a fire extinguisher and fix life support then I proceed to push mark, very aggressively, and just keep going, then I push mark into the asteroid thingy and close the door leaving him to just deal with it by himself and he fixes it, so cryo is broken and I’m like “it worked last time” so I send mark in and then I proceeded to send a message to chica about mark’s death and I’m like “uh, why don’t you make sure he’s dead before doing that, I’m pretty sure he’s still alive in there.” Sure enough he was alive and he fixed the thing and now the core is having some sort of reaction so I’m like “I can’t do that to mark. He’ll surely die this time” so I “fixed it from the outside” and I was like “…WHAT THE FRICK” and then the whole thing happened with me going basically insane to keep everyone safe, and so I’m basically a dictator ruling with an iron fist, who’s also probably a murder, then I come back to life again and I’m like “FUCKING GOD DAMN IT” so I casually yeet myself into space in anger. A bunch of stuff, now Mark is stuck with me in the time loop you get it. Then an obviously genius idea from Wade but I turn it down cause I wanna make it out of this right now, then alien stuff, and I’m like “no no, we don’t know what he’s capable of, we could die if we attack” so I let things unfold abd we make it to the place and I’m sitting there like “mark you idiot you’re digging us into a fucking hole, damn I wish I could talk right now” so uh stuff and I’m like “yeah please help I’m gonna cry rn” so that’s where I’m currently at.
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my favorite cards of each character
Yay
Poppipa
Ye, kasumi um, this is one of my fav 3* honestly, i like that it's like.. sparkly and ye
this was my second arisa 4* very cute, i HATE the trained ver though
also my second tae 4*, the trained ver is cute, but the untrained ver is way better
this is legit like.. one of the best rimi cards so far, i like her hairstyle, and how its a 3*
imma be honest... this is literally one of the few saaya cards i own... its meh, only a 3*
wooo
aglow now
the first 3* i ever bought in the michelle sticker exchange, very cute
moca. Thats it (3*)
i know this ain't a popular set, but himari looks so cute in this one (2*)
tomoe posing like kaoru>>>
i feel like tsugumi gets like.. swept under the rug a lot, but whatever, tsugu 2022!! (3*)
hhw
literally one of my dream cards, i actually screeched when i pulled it (3*) ily kokoro
Hagumiiiiii, love her (these 2 are tied, i really couldn't choose) (both 3*)
live laugh love kanon yall, part of the same set as the kokoro card, best 2*
michelle / misaki. I like this one uh.. thats about it 3*
Pasupare! Yay!
aya, my second 4* of hers, the untrained ver is sooo pretty, plus hagumi has a cameo!
chisato, i really really like this set yo.. so cute (2*)
maya! Not much to say about her (2*)
i wanted this 2* for like soooo long, idk why. (Hina)
eveee my best friend ever, my first 4* of hers. Its even got my favorite colour AND my favorite flower!
Might do the other bands later idk
imagine having to cover all 10 of your fingers with crappy plasters just so you can stop messing with your fingernails because it’s an unhealthy habit and you fear you might hurt yourself. Yeah it’s me.
Have you rried the the nail polish that makes urvnames taste gross sobyiu stop biting them
I don’t have it.
oh
Yiu should get some yhem
I heard its very helpful
thing is, I don’t just bite my nails. I peel them, with my hands.
then uh
Put them in
Like
Get um
Finger... cages
OOH OOH GET ONE OF THOSE STONWS THAT HAS THE PAINT AND PEEL THAT
I made me
Uwu (this was a satirical uwu)
Jesse
crac
I SWEAR SK8 NEEDS A SSN 2 OR ELSE I WILL LITERALLY JUMP OFF A CLIFF
IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS “I wang to skate with you for infinity” IS A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
Creators of mha: Izuku Midoriya is straight.
Shippers:
my family is watching gardeners world
And monty don isn't fucking there
Nobody wants you adam frost
Fuck OFF
Just gimme my monty
Well okay then
now i have a 5/5 roselia... apparently
I've gotten every "ending" every TRUE ending, every video and every button has been pressed, and no advances to help me figure this out!!
P...plan... Kablooey
I thought it would be a good idea... but it's just pressing self-destruct... no going back now I guess
I need to stop pressing jump in again. I need to stop.
WHY
crac
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
crac
u rn
THA LOREEEEE
YES THA LORE
Ok so it’s all connected. If it’s all connected that means that the anomaly is more than one Mark in the same timeline which weirded out the timeline and made freaky stuff happen which resulted in the universe’s reset which is unavoidable, too many marks completely destroyed the timelines and ruined everything.
A heist with markiplier is obviously taking place in the same universe, there’s even a crystal in the artifact, and the explorer dude played by mark appears in the ending where you freeze yourself forever. If everyone is Mark then that’s it, too many Marks in one timeline.
am I mark… IS WADE MARK…. EVERYONE IS MARKKKKKKK
Yep
(He/him, gay)
when your friend isn't online so you plant a memory candle to vibe with yourself
I started watching bojack horseman recently and i know he appears in only 1 episode so far
but neal mcbeal the navy seal is my favorite character ever
♡
bruv- most annoying episode ever, I was just sitting there like “y’all idiots.”
IT WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS
MF JUST TOOK SOME MUFFINS AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE "BOJACK HATES THE MILITARY" 😭
THATS WHY ITS ANNOYING AND HILARIOUS AF THE SAME TIME
IM JUST SO ANNOYED AT IT BUT ITS ALSO LIKE KINDA FUNNY HOW THEYRE IVERREACTING IVER MYFFINS BUT ITS ALSO ANNOYING OK LIKE REALLY ANNOYING
Agree with me or else. Or else what? Idk, just, I don’t wanna argue.
(Srry for bad typing, I gots a thumb plaster so I stop biting my nails, sk I don’t hurt myself. It’s a serious problem.)
NAW CAUSE IT WAS LITERALLY OVER MUFFINS
THEY CANCELED HIM OVER MUFFINS OFC IT QAS AN OVERREACTION AND THATS WHY ITS FUNNY
and my boy neal didn't even have dibs, if he really loved those muffins he should've brought them to the bathroom
Yea-
GUYS SHUT UP! FROM NOW ON, MY NAME ISN'T QUEEN OR NIGHT OR WHATEVER YOU CALL ME IDC, THAT ISN'T MY NAME! I ORDER YOU ALL TO CALL ME, WAIT FOR IT...
AN YOU CAN GET YOUR OWN COOL NICKNAME AT https://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/839#.Ylh-PehBwYE
LMAO
I am forever calling you Hootie McEyeball from now on
Don't cry hootie
Don't-
Aw man
THIS JUST SOUNDS LIKE MY NORMAL NAME
SCAM
Ripple Pickle!
this is the start of my villain ark
it sounds just like Rible tho :(
THATS MY ISSUE
LIKE
gimme something cooler not fuckin rible in a different font
someone please give me name suggestion for this due bc olive and whatever my other friend suggested sucks
das a cool ass drawing-
if you don't eat your snack mixes in order of snack why even eat it
oh I like cheddar snack mixes
Me: *tryna peacefully live my life*
My brain: hey remember the Rengoku vs Akaza fight in Mugen Train?
(I want contacts like Rengoku's eyes...)
IKR LIKE THEY MAKE US GET ATTATCHED TO HIM AND THEN BOOM OUTTA NOWHERE HE'S DEADED LIKE CMON WHY
Did you know Rengoku was saying "yummy" while eating because he was trained to eat every meal like it was his last... THATS JUST MEAN
IRK HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO US!!!!!
AUGH THIS SHIT AIN'T FAIR
my friend who i have a major crush on says they don't like dating inside the friend group (i haven't confessions by the way) and i completely understand and respect that and I'll only confess if im on my deathbed and don't want any secruts
But also I'm majorly bummed out :/
I mean first crushes never work out (unless you're my parents) so i should've seen it coming but aww
Boys at sleepovers:
*an actual proper sleep over*
Girls at sleepovers:
“Let’s summon some potentially dangerous demons and then do rituals to predict the future and worm secrets out of each other using peer pressure.”
“Omg yes!”
LMAO
I swear my friends at a sleepover we'd probably just all have no idea what to do-
In Space With Marki🔧 SPOILERS
Ok so even if I try to be smart about my decisions, I’ll get me nowhere because all the bad, I’ve already done it even without doing it. Each timeline I enter and each one I create simultaneously exists and doesn’t exist together. It’s like Schrödinger’s cat but more complicated and with multi-verse theories mixed in. Maybe I need to find what exactly caused the rip in space and time, obviously it’s tryna make you think that the crystal is the cause of the rip that caused me to live multiple timelines, but I think it’s a crew member that messed with the timeline. A crew member that isn’t supposed to be there. Mark. Because I am Mark in another timeline but I somehow ended up in this timeline making this timeline messed up because two Marks canon be near each other let alone in the same timeline. Or maybe I’m the fault, I’m the mistake that wasn’t supposed to be on that ship. Or boom boom asteroid guy (I swear I know his name-) he’s been strange in every timeline. Either he’s just that strange or he messed with something. When the world ends, Mark’s eye still moves as time freezes, Mark definitely plays a part in the ripping of space and time. But how is Mark connected to the crystal, how am I connected to the crystal, it seems to be connected to me so what connects me with it? DANG IT- I guess I should just wait for part 2. This is getting nowhere.
Name: Olen Blake Boswell
Gender: Cisgender Female
Species/Race: Secret demon
Age: 16
Birthplace/World: Hell but she lives on earth
Occupation/School/Grade: 10th grade
PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS
Strengths: picking up heavy things, keeping secrets, and very flexible
Weaknesses: frothy soda, spaces that are too bright, and strong perfumes
MENTAL CHARACTERISTICS
Current Goal/Purpose: To find love
Talents: gymnastics, cooking, interior design, and math
Inabilities: tie her shoes without fully taking it off and singing without kicking her legs back and forth
Fears: Lucifer
General Personality: Sarcastic, neat, baddie, loyal, shy and athletic
Inner Personality: tech savvy, animal lover, and musical
Secret: she's a demon 🙏
MY DAD HAS A SKELETON BELT THAT'S BROKEN BUT HE WON'T LET ME HAVE IT AND IN MAD.
jellybean skeleton roast💀💀💀💀😯
ok
you like my hair up ?
Looks pretty good!
hey guyz
this stuff sucks
Yeah but their twitter is hilarious
Indeed
are you fucking kidding me, how do you not like this what.
nutter butter is so good
My friend just said nutter butter so good I nut when i see it-
Cisgendered people are my least favorite flavor of person
yall are so annoying seriously like
"Ooh look at me i was born with the right genitalia"
i SAID
Cisgendered people are my least favorite flavor of person
yall are so annoying seriously like
"Ooh look at me i was born with the right genitalia"
You know what cisgendered means right
and so like
You know how im... not cisgendered right
In Space With Markipoo- I mean Markiplier SPOILERS
EVERY PATH EVERYTHING EVERY SINGLE DECESION I MAKE EVERYTHING ALWAYS GETS RESET! EVERY SINGLE TIME! IT JUST RESETS, AND RESETS, AND RESETS. IS THERE EVEN A WAY TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE. AM I JUST DESTINED TO FAIL. THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TO FIX IT... I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore... but... I can't fix the issue, if the issue is something that happened before the hole ripped through time and space making me immortal... WHOEVER DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO USE A RANDOM SPACE WORMHOLE GENERATOR IS AT FAULT IN ALL THIS, MY MISTAKES ARE JUST A BY-PRODUCT OF THE FIRST MISTAKE WHICH LEAD TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE, I AM DESTINED TO FAIL BECAUSE THE SITUATION IS OUT OF MY HAND NOW! I'M JUST STUCK IN AN INFINITE TIME LOOP TRYING TO FIX THINGS BY ONLY MAKING THEM WORSE, ALL I NEED TO DO IS GO BACK IN TIME AND STOP THAT CRYSTAL FROM EVER GETTING ON THE SPACE SHIP WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE. I'M DOOMED TO BE THE VILLAIN OF A STORY I DIDN'T EVEN CAUSE
Yes 😂
I keep absolutely failing my math tests (2+ and below) and yet
AND YET my quizzes im getting like 4- and like 3s and shit
bro- I’m In Space With Markiplier-ing and… I’m knee deep in shit. Why me! Why am I the captain! This is too much man! Why do the worst things happen to the best people!
BRUH- SPOILERS
ok so I tried to extinguish the fire first but then I realized that I’m just gonna pass out and die so that was a mistake, sure enough, I passed out but woke up again and I was like “what?” Then I saved mark and did the thing and then the asteroid thing happened and I was like “shit. Fix it from the outside? Yea that’ll work.” And then I just… go out… without a proper space suit and helmet. And I die and then I hit mark in the head with a fire extinguisher and fix life support then I proceed to push mark, very aggressively, and just keep going, then I push mark into the asteroid thingy and close the door leaving him to just deal with it by himself and he fixes it, so cryo is broken and I’m like “it worked last time” so I send mark in and then I proceeded to send a message to chica about mark’s death and I’m like “uh, why don’t you make sure he’s dead before doing that, I’m pretty sure he’s still alive in there.” Sure enough he was alive and he fixed the thing and now the core is having some sort of reaction so I’m like “I can’t do that to mark. He’ll surely die this time” so I “fixed it from the outside” and I was like “…WHAT THE FRICK” and then the whole thing happened with me going basically insane to keep everyone safe, and so I’m basically a dictator ruling with an iron fist, who’s also probably a murder, then I come back to life again and I’m like “FUCKING GOD DAMN IT” so I casually yeet myself into space in anger. A bunch of stuff, now Mark is stuck with me in the time loop you get it. Then an obviously genius idea from Wade but I turn it down cause I wanna make it out of this right now, then alien stuff, and I’m like “no no, we don’t know what he’s capable of, we could die if we attack” so I let things unfold abd we make it to the place and I’m sitting there like “mark you idiot you’re digging us into a fucking hole, damn I wish I could talk right now” so uh stuff and I’m like “yeah please help I’m gonna cry rn” so that’s where I’m currently at.
Me when my "friend" brings up my crush who doesn't like me:
my friend IS the crush who doesn't like me
they might
But dont wanna date inside the friend group so im outta luck
Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz IS THE BEST CARTOON DAD EVER PROVE ME WRONG
go away.