bro- I’m In Space With Markiplier-ing and… I’m knee deep in shit. Why me! Why am I the captain! This is too much man! Why do the worst things happen to the best people!
ok so I tried to extinguish the fire first but then I realized that I’m just gonna pass out and die so that was a mistake, sure enough, I passed out but woke up again and I was like “what?” Then I saved mark and did the thing and then the asteroid thing happened and I was like “shit. Fix it from the outside? Yea that’ll work.” And then I just… go out… without a proper space suit and helmet. And I die and then I hit mark in the head with a fire extinguisher and fix life support then I proceed to push mark, very aggressively, and just keep going, then I push mark into the asteroid thingy and close the door leaving him to just deal with it by himself and he fixes it, so cryo is broken and I’m like “it worked last time” so I send mark in and then I proceeded to send a message to chica about mark’s death and I’m like “uh, why don’t you make sure he’s dead before doing that, I’m pretty sure he’s still alive in there.” Sure enough he was alive and he fixed the thing and now the core is having some sort of reaction so I’m like “I can’t do that to mark. He’ll surely die this time” so I “fixed it from the outside” and I was like “…WHAT THE FRICK” and then the whole thing happened with me going basically insane to keep everyone safe, and so I’m basically a dictator ruling with an iron fist, who’s also probably a murder, then I come back to life again and I’m like “FUCKING GOD DAMN IT” so I casually yeet myself into space in anger. A bunch of stuff, now Mark is stuck with me in the time loop you get it. Then an obviously genius idea from Wade but I turn it down cause I wanna make it out of this right now, then alien stuff, and I’m like “no no, we don’t know what he’s capable of, we could die if we attack” so I let things unfold abd we make it to the place and I’m sitting there like “mark you idiot you’re digging us into a fucking hole, damn I wish I could talk right now” so uh stuff and I’m like “yeah please help I’m gonna cry rn” so that’s where I’m currently at.
August Bank Holiday. A tune on an ice-cream cornet. A slap of sea and a tickle of sand. A fanfare of sunshades opening. A wince and whinny of bathers dancing into deceptive water. A tuck of dresses. A rolling of trousers. A compromise of paddlers. A sunburn of girls and a lark of boys. A silent hullabaloo of balloons.
I remember the sea telling lies in a shell held to my ear for a whole harmonious, hollow minute by a small, wet girl in an enormous bathing suit.
I remember sharing the last of my moist buns with a boy and a lion. Tawny and savage, with cruel nails and rapacious mouth, the little boy tore and devoured. Wild as seedcake, ferocious as a hearthrug, the depressed and verminous lion nibbled like a mouse at his half a bun and hiccupped in the sad dusk of his cage
And it just gets weirder. I'm sitting here like "good story grandpa, can I leave?" but no I cannot cuz I need to read this for school.
Guys. Why do pranks on April Fools? Do them randomly, so your opponents never know what to expect. Give people a heart attack. That is the true fools way.
I remember this time on summer vacation where I was with the fam at a super cool resort place whatever and my cousin had a hoverboard which we regularly rode outside and we saw a sign that said “no scooters or bikes allowed” and there was a pic of a hoverboard so we took a picture with the sign on the hoverboard LMAOOOO sadly I don’t have the picture on my phone but it’s my proudest moment.
nah 'cause when me and my family were going to California for our summer vacation, my cousin had brought a skateboard, and like-i was learning how to do basic skateboarding 'cause her bf had taught her how to skate, and like-there was a sign outside our hotel that said: "No bikes, skateboards, or roller-skates." or something like that and we just ignored it and someone came out and started yelling at us-OUTSIDE OF OUR HOTEL.
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bro- I’m In Space With Markiplier-ing and… I’m knee deep in shit. Why me! Why am I the captain! This is too much man! Why do the worst things happen to the best people!
BRUH- SPOILERS
ok so I tried to extinguish the fire first but then I realized that I’m just gonna pass out and die so that was a mistake, sure enough, I passed out but woke up again and I was like “what?” Then I saved mark and did the thing and then the asteroid thing happened and I was like “shit. Fix it from the outside? Yea that’ll work.” And then I just… go out… without a proper space suit and helmet. And I die and then I hit mark in the head with a fire extinguisher and fix life support then I proceed to push mark, very aggressively, and just keep going, then I push mark into the asteroid thingy and close the door leaving him to just deal with it by himself and he fixes it, so cryo is broken and I’m like “it worked last time” so I send mark in and then I proceeded to send a message to chica about mark’s death and I’m like “uh, why don’t you make sure he’s dead before doing that, I’m pretty sure he’s still alive in there.” Sure enough he was alive and he fixed the thing and now the core is having some sort of reaction so I’m like “I can’t do that to mark. He’ll surely die this time” so I “fixed it from the outside” and I was like “…WHAT THE FRICK” and then the whole thing happened with me going basically insane to keep everyone safe, and so I’m basically a dictator ruling with an iron fist, who’s also probably a murder, then I come back to life again and I’m like “FUCKING GOD DAMN IT” so I casually yeet myself into space in anger. A bunch of stuff, now Mark is stuck with me in the time loop you get it. Then an obviously genius idea from Wade but I turn it down cause I wanna make it out of this right now, then alien stuff, and I’m like “no no, we don’t know what he’s capable of, we could die if we attack” so I let things unfold abd we make it to the place and I’m sitting there like “mark you idiot you’re digging us into a fucking hole, damn I wish I could talk right now” so uh stuff and I’m like “yeah please help I’m gonna cry rn” so that’s where I’m currently at.
Me when my "friend" brings up my crush who doesn't like me:
my friend IS the crush who doesn't like me
they might
But dont wanna date inside the friend group so im outta luck
Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz IS THE BEST CARTOON DAD EVER PROVE ME WRONG
go away.
✨ Star Hale
🤛 looks like she could kill you, actually could
💀 D E A T H S T A R E
😜 the fun friend
👻 most likely to literally eat an onion
💅 the look is a process
💍 hide your boyfriends and your girlfriends around her, she'll steal both
FEELZ BY LIL PEEP IS LLITERALLY THE ONLY REASON I'M ALIVE (that and chicken alfredo + sunny d ♥️)
hiiii
some lovely doodles made by C0MPUT3RT33TH on th I really hope I get to commission him any time soon!! <3
Uwu
Made these a while ago
I love them so much it ain't even funny
My god i could literally die rn
im sorry but I make rlly hot characters dawg-
THE LAST AND THIRD ONE???? 😻😻
https://picrew.me/image_maker/80350
https://picrew.me/image_maker/54346
first time using picrew in a year so have hot demon lady
meowbah
True…
I do aswell, she told someone to kts in the voice chat, I was there 😰
why
You called?
oh em gee is madoka
It is NOT madoka
its ME
Meowbahh
IN THE FLESH
wowow mewobah 😲 real
be afraid
if mathematics are mathematical, and quizzes are quizzical. Then what are tests?
The riddler
yup
Testicle 😈
LMAO
HAH I TOLD THAT TO ARI TWO DAYS AGO
ANYWAYS TESTICALS
LOL
MY FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS
NOBODY TOLD ME THIS
BUT WHEN I SPACE OUT EVEN JUST A LITTLE
I GO FUCKIN CROSS EYED
My new shoes are better than yours. And no I don’t care that I’m spamming.
YOUR NEW SHOES ARE SO COOL
Thank you!
this the weirdest shit I've ever read-
August Bank Holiday. A tune on an ice-cream cornet. A slap of sea and a tickle of sand. A fanfare of sunshades opening. A wince and whinny of bathers dancing into deceptive water. A tuck of dresses. A rolling of trousers. A compromise of paddlers. A sunburn of girls and a lark of boys. A silent hullabaloo of balloons.
I remember the sea telling lies in a shell held to my ear for a whole harmonious, hollow minute by a small, wet girl in an enormous bathing suit.
I remember sharing the last of my moist buns with a boy and a lion. Tawny and savage, with cruel nails and rapacious mouth, the little boy tore and devoured. Wild as seedcake, ferocious as a hearthrug, the depressed and verminous lion nibbled like a mouse at his half a bun and hiccupped in the sad dusk of his cage
And it just gets weirder. I'm sitting here like "good story grandpa, can I leave?" but no I cannot cuz I need to read this for school.
I'm in some kind of ✨mood✨
should i say sorry even if i don't deserve it
food. Nothing else just food.
IKRRR
oope
HAHAHAHA MY HAMPSTER DIED LOLS
I’m sorry for your loss.
Fank you
NOOO 😭 I'm so sorry
heilo, found you account in my phone lol, idk if my mom will let me get Discord app
OH HI
Hello :)
You all got PRANKED
by me
THE PRANK KING
everything being possible is impossible because if nothing is impossible then it's possible that something is impossible.
Finished the trial of fire yet?
No. it’s impossible.
I did it
shut up.
or what
I made demons bc why not
I'm not sure if I have all of them so I'm sorry in advance if I don't
I actually found all of them-
https://picrew.me/image_maker/1515476
https://picrew.me/image_maker/18386
https://picrew.me/image_maker/20965
https://picrew.me/image_maker/58833
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I SWEAR IM OBSESSED WITH THESE SONGS LIKE-
Guys. Why do pranks on April Fools? Do them randomly, so your opponents never know what to expect. Give people a heart attack. That is the true fools way.
Take notes yall
River knows how to do it
"i agree river is really cool"
"So true! River is like so smart and stuff, i wanna be just like him when i grow up"
thank you all, you flatter me
I'm obsessed with Helluva Boss.
I've only seen bits and pieces of it, but I made two characters anyways.
Introducing Rex the bear and Ruby the lion:
Yall
i have a secret
I am actually meowbahh in disguise 😳
Earlier i noticed how my name looks like meowbahh so i said that
Hahahahahahahahaha april fools
APRIL FOOLS NATALIA AHAHHAHAHAHA
This isn't funny. River please. I have a wife and kids 😔
GET PRANKED AUNTIE
BAHAHAHQJAHAHEHEJSJAJQHHA
have you ever wrote a email to the vice principalbeacuse a teacher was bulling you for weeks , i just did
i'm sorry you had to do that.
drew the girl !!! waaa i love her so much (only a bust cuz im lazy -_-)
SO CUTE
PLS TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, ITS SO COOL
omg i love this
what
HI GUYS
SO RN IM PANIAKCKNG
LIKE
HAVING A PANIC ATTACK
SO LIKE
UM
IN THE SHOWER, I WAS GOOFING AROUND AND LIKE I KINDA...FELL. AND WHEN I FELL, MY KNEE HIT THE TUB AND LIKE
IT MADE A THUD NOISE
BUT I SHURGGED IT OFF
20 MINUTES AGO I JUST NOTICED THERES A FUCKING HOLE
IN MY TUB WALL
AND ITS KINDA BIG
AND LIKE
IF MY MOM FINDS OUT, I'M DEAD
WTF DO I DO DUDE
I'M SCARE
SOMENE TELL ME SOMETJIHBG PLS
GET YO AHH BEATEN WHILE IM LISTENING TO BENTO
SHUT TEH FUCK UP DUDE
MY MOM CAN HIT HARD
I MEAN HARD
SHE FUCKING PULLED MY HAIR
AND SLAPS MY MOUTH
DUBD#
DUDE
HELP ME
PLS
ZAMN
....................................................
im so done with u
ALEX ISNT EVEN HELPGB
GRUDEMWSXAZECS
https://voca.ro/1604nMDIewcQ
ur actually..
TRY TO PATCH IT UP MAYBE?
noodles.
THE GANG PT2
The Mastermind: Finders keepers, losers weepers.
The Potionmaker: Ever wondered what poison tastes like?
The Librarian: I know everything about you, even things you don't know about yourself.
The Illusionist: Did I scare you? Sorry, not sorry.
I remember this time on summer vacation where I was with the fam at a super cool resort place whatever and my cousin had a hoverboard which we regularly rode outside and we saw a sign that said “no scooters or bikes allowed” and there was a pic of a hoverboard so we took a picture with the sign on the hoverboard LMAOOOO sadly I don’t have the picture on my phone but it’s my proudest moment.
nah 'cause when me and my family were going to California for our summer vacation, my cousin had brought a skateboard, and like-i was learning how to do basic skateboarding 'cause her bf had taught her how to skate, and like-there was a sign outside our hotel that said: "No bikes, skateboards, or roller-skates." or something like that and we just ignored it and someone came out and started yelling at us-OUTSIDE OF OUR HOTEL.
we kept on skating LMAOOOOO
LMAOOOOOO
Mad lad-
LMAO
KEREM
CAUGHT ON 4K.
YOU FUCKING BLEACHED UR HAIR.
TO TRY TO LOOK LIKE ME??
HUH?
LMAOOO