bro yesterday my sister asked what to do for mother's day so I told her to ask mom what she wants and she said "?" and I told her to just call mom but she didn't reply so later mom called her and she said "I tried talking to them to ask what we should do, but none of them answered"
And I also kept telling them that mom wants a coffee machine and I found an affordable one if we all pitch in we can buy it for her, but no one was listening they were all arguing about what to get mom and all that and I swear how am I even related to these people.
so at lunch me and my friends did this lil tik-tok trend-where like-2 people are on there knees tryna marry the person who's standing up, and then person is like: "Screw you!" and slaps them-and then starts doing the jerk-
WEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-
Me and Monet were proposing to Romina, and then Romina slapped me and Monet-but she slapped me fucking hard-
I also got slapped by Kerem today 'cause I leaned forward to get a pencil from her and I think she thought I was gonna hit her or something and she slapped me-GREAT JOB KEREM.
i sniffed kerem hair in 5th period and she called me a rat sniffing food-and then kerem during 7th (we set next by eachother) started sniffing my hair.
I should totally be a wedding planner. Just imagine, a couple getting married and both of them are into old movies and want that to be the main theme. The cake is themed perfectly, bottom tier is red and white stripes like a popcorn bag and there’s scrunched up edible paper with edible paint on a part of it for the kernel acting as popcorn, second tier the oh so familiar “the end” or “fin” screen when the movie’s over, it used ti be in every single movie or show, top tier is that old video camera you’d put film reel into and it would play the movie, you know that old thing. Beautiful. The colors would be black and white with 1 or two red accents. The bride and groom’s hair are done like it’s the 70s and same with the outfits. If that were me, I’d feel just like an old movie.
The person standing in front of you is also technically standing the farthest behind you.
If you have two pillows, the top pillow is technically using the bottom pillow as a pillow.
Earth is a wet rock that’s been sitting out so long, stuff started to grow on it.
You never actually stop clapping, the time between claps just becomes longer.
You can get arrested for peeing in front of other people, then you will be forced to pee in front of other people.
By the time your brain processes the present, it becomes the past.
Rainbows are just water, so they taste like water, and there’s nothing more to it.
Children think adults have all the freedom, and adults think children have all the freedom.
If everyone on Earth died at the same time, the internet would technically just be bots posting, liking and commenting on each other with no purpose in sight.
We laugh at dogs getting excited when they hear a bark on TV, but if TV was just a string of random noises then suddenly someone spoke your language you’d also be pretty excited.
Lamps in video games still use electricity like real lamps.
Bottled water companies don’t produce water… they just produce plastic bottles.
When you buy water, you’re not paying for the water, you’re paying for the bottle.
Technically, buying water just means paying to stay alive.
If you can only last 3 minutes without air before brain damage starts to happen, synchronized swimmers must be significantly brain damaged.
Refrigerator doesn’t have a ‘d’ in it, but fridge does.
February 22 2022 is a Tuesday. This is the day with the most identically pronounced words in our lifetime. We will never experience a day with more identical words.
If you like chocolate, but don’t like dark chocolate, and like extra sugar with your tea or coffee, but don’t like it without, you technically just really like sugar.
If you stayed in one place for the whole day, technically you didn’t since the earth is constantly moving, and you will likely not be in the exact same place you were before, and the sun moves as well so the chances of being in the exact same place at the exact same time etc. in our galaxy are 1 in more than your brain can comprehend.
The world’s basically ending soon so I’ve been thinking…
Who would I want to die with?
My pets duh. I’d rather be surrounded by cute critters and creatures than be surrounded by my own family. Yeah I said it. My pets are my anti-depressants deal with it. I’d be sitting on the couch watching their favorite movie (animals can have favorite movies) and as the world ends because we all know it will end soon and we take our final breath, it will all be peaceful. Just me, my cats, my Komodo dragons, my hamsters and my dogs. A perfect way to go out.
ok Turning Red. Feelings: what did I just watch? Thoughts: what did I just watch? Conclusion: I liked it, for some reason.
Good movie, would recommend! 8/10 stepping into the 9/10 territory a bit. Favorite character: Y E S
did I cry?: maybe
Is the movie unapologetically horny?: you bet your ass it is.
It's targeted toward young teens or pre-teens whatever you wanna call the 12-14... maybe 15 age group, and yeah that makes sense since it's about change that happens around mainly that time of your life, and it also uses vocabulary such as "stripper music" and "pervert" you know stuff that kids generally shouldn't be hearing about and all that. You get it. But for some reason it's in cinemas rated... ALL??? Uh anyway nice movie. Go watch it if you're a teenager. Yeah.
I absolutely love this game so far, but I would love to see more birdlike options. I'm not talking wings or beaks, I mean hairstyles that look like feathers and more raptor like eyes.
Me: *telling my mom about how I’m basically dying*
My mom: oh. Then don’t go to school today okay.
Me: oka-
My mom: but also solve all the homework, do one exam from each main subject paper1 and paper2, no computer allowed and also answer these sheets I just printed as we were talking… and you’re going to school tomorrow when the weather forecast says it’ll be the start of a wave of freezing weather.
YES I LOVE THEM MORE THAN ANYTHING AND I LEGIT GET BUTTERFLIES EVERY TIME THEY TALK TO ME (which is often, i have a whole colony inside me) AND YEAH I'D KILL FOR THEM
AND MAYBE I DO WANT THEM TO LIKE ME BACK A BIT
but i also don't because it'd fuck up our friend group ROYALLY
yk that thing where you want to barf, your body wants to barf, every single fibre in your being want's to barf but when you go to barf your body's just like "ew no thanks" and you just stand there, wanting to barf, but you can't because for some reason your body has a vendetta against you so now you have to live wanting to barf until you don't want to anymore. Yeah that's what I'm feeling.
you guys are missing out. There's this Japanese bakery where I live called Uncle Fluffy, they make Japanese cheesecake better than anyone else, the ingredients and recipe are top secret so Uncle Fluffy's cakes stay one-of-a-kind, every bite is a step into heaven. And their Hokkaido cheese tarts melt in your mouth just right, with a secret touch of added flavor from Uncle Fluffy. No matter who you are or where you're from, you'll never get cakes as good as Uncle Fluffy's. And it's probably not in your country SUCKERS!
Character A was a down-to-earth, hardworking person, and very reserved. Character A had a very strict family and their only freedom was art, after a particularly boring day in school, Character A headed home to continue their in-progress manga but stopped mid-way, beginning to daydream not paying attention to the manga, until a bright light came from the manga, one of the characters Character A had drawn (Character B) began to emerge from the page and quickly takes a will of their own. It seems like this is one drawing Character A is not going to be able to erase…
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someone needs to stop me like rn
no, my fingers get random holes
same
And then my veins get suuuper dark and start hurting sometimes
Usually stops after a day tho
mm
i don't have to wear a mask anymore
but i do
'cause mask fishing 😍😍😍😍
Hear me out...
Fnaf Bar Au...
but no strippers, because that's just weird...
Tell me what you think.
someone give me a fnaf au idea plz
hey hawks-
Up for something?
I REMEBER HIMM
gay person manga
he’s so damn wholesome
yes
☺️
bro yesterday my sister asked what to do for mother's day so I told her to ask mom what she wants and she said "?" and I told her to just call mom but she didn't reply so later mom called her and she said "I tried talking to them to ask what we should do, but none of them answered"
And I also kept telling them that mom wants a coffee machine and I found an affordable one if we all pitch in we can buy it for her, but no one was listening they were all arguing about what to get mom and all that and I swear how am I even related to these people.
yes
so at lunch me and my friends did this lil tik-tok trend-where like-2 people are on there knees tryna marry the person who's standing up, and then person is like: "Screw you!" and slaps them-and then starts doing the jerk-
WEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-
Me and Monet were proposing to Romina, and then Romina slapped me and Monet-but she slapped me fucking hard-
I also got slapped by Kerem today 'cause I leaned forward to get a pencil from her and I think she thought I was gonna hit her or something and she slapped me-GREAT JOB KEREM.
I got slapped because i bit a chunk outta my friend's school schedule, deep throated an ice cream cone and then bit my friend's hoodie (in that order)
damn
i sniffed kerem hair in 5th period and she called me a rat sniffing food-and then kerem during 7th (we set next by eachother) started sniffing my hair.
I enjoyed that 😘
Bruh-
Also, Kerem know that I got your back.
If those bitches come at you, I got you.
Fuckin' Iris is pissed at me-
So is Isa, (fuck her.)
Ger,
and Abrianne.
Fuck them.
........WHAT.
UM-
I should totally be a wedding planner. Just imagine, a couple getting married and both of them are into old movies and want that to be the main theme. The cake is themed perfectly, bottom tier is red and white stripes like a popcorn bag and there’s scrunched up edible paper with edible paint on a part of it for the kernel acting as popcorn, second tier the oh so familiar “the end” or “fin” screen when the movie’s over, it used ti be in every single movie or show, top tier is that old video camera you’d put film reel into and it would play the movie, you know that old thing. Beautiful. The colors would be black and white with 1 or two red accents. The bride and groom’s hair are done like it’s the 70s and same with the outfits. If that were me, I’d feel just like an old movie.
:/
🥺💍
HELP THIS IS SO CUTE!
thank
:)
OMG DID YOU HEAR
Someone was SHOT🔫 dead with a KNIFE🔪
😱😱
Did you ever think…
The person standing in front of you is also technically standing the farthest behind you.
If you have two pillows, the top pillow is technically using the bottom pillow as a pillow.
Earth is a wet rock that’s been sitting out so long, stuff started to grow on it.
You never actually stop clapping, the time between claps just becomes longer.
You can get arrested for peeing in front of other people, then you will be forced to pee in front of other people.
By the time your brain processes the present, it becomes the past.
Rainbows are just water, so they taste like water, and there’s nothing more to it.
Children think adults have all the freedom, and adults think children have all the freedom.
If everyone on Earth died at the same time, the internet would technically just be bots posting, liking and commenting on each other with no purpose in sight.
We laugh at dogs getting excited when they hear a bark on TV, but if TV was just a string of random noises then suddenly someone spoke your language you’d also be pretty excited.
Lamps in video games still use electricity like real lamps.
Bottled water companies don’t produce water… they just produce plastic bottles.
When you buy water, you’re not paying for the water, you’re paying for the bottle.
Technically, buying water just means paying to stay alive.
If you can only last 3 minutes without air before brain damage starts to happen, synchronized swimmers must be significantly brain damaged.
Refrigerator doesn’t have a ‘d’ in it, but fridge does.
February 22 2022 is a Tuesday. This is the day with the most identically pronounced words in our lifetime. We will never experience a day with more identical words.
If you like chocolate, but don’t like dark chocolate, and like extra sugar with your tea or coffee, but don’t like it without, you technically just really like sugar.
If you stayed in one place for the whole day, technically you didn’t since the earth is constantly moving, and you will likely not be in the exact same place you were before, and the sun moves as well so the chances of being in the exact same place at the exact same time etc. in our galaxy are 1 in more than your brain can comprehend.
The world’s basically ending soon so I’ve been thinking…
Who would I want to die with?
My pets duh. I’d rather be surrounded by cute critters and creatures than be surrounded by my own family. Yeah I said it. My pets are my anti-depressants deal with it. I’d be sitting on the couch watching their favorite movie (animals can have favorite movies) and as the world ends because we all know it will end soon and we take our final breath, it will all be peaceful. Just me, my cats, my Komodo dragons, my hamsters and my dogs. A perfect way to go out.
i would wanna die with myself
cause i aint got no bitches
okay
ahh
She pretty
I love a strong woman
Who could like... beat the fuck outta my ass
ok Turning Red. Feelings: what did I just watch? Thoughts: what did I just watch? Conclusion: I liked it, for some reason.
Good movie, would recommend! 8/10 stepping into the 9/10 territory a bit. Favorite character: Y E S
did I cry?: maybe
Is the movie unapologetically horny?: you bet your ass it is.
It's targeted toward young teens or pre-teens whatever you wanna call the 12-14... maybe 15 age group, and yeah that makes sense since it's about change that happens around mainly that time of your life, and it also uses vocabulary such as "stripper music" and "pervert" you know stuff that kids generally shouldn't be hearing about and all that. You get it. But for some reason it's in cinemas rated... ALL??? Uh anyway nice movie. Go watch it if you're a teenager. Yeah.
gay people
OK? I don't see the issue here.
i just said gay people without reading it
ah. Okay.
am back cuties , missed me ?
what should I create? Cause my brain be dead-
I absolutely love this game so far, but I would love to see more birdlike options. I'm not talking wings or beaks, I mean hairstyles that look like feathers and more raptor like eyes.
I'm bored
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY
I CANT FIND THIS ONE FUCKING FANFIC I READ A FEW MONTHS AGO
I COULD'VE SWORN I SAVED IT
#truestory #killme
Me: *telling my mom about how I’m basically dying*
My mom: oh. Then don’t go to school today okay.
Me: oka-
My mom: but also solve all the homework, do one exam from each main subject paper1 and paper2, no computer allowed and also answer these sheets I just printed as we were talking… and you’re going to school tomorrow when the weather forecast says it’ll be the start of a wave of freezing weather.
Me:
Having a crush fucking SUCKS
OH MY GOF WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS
LIKE
YES I LOVE THEM MORE THAN ANYTHING AND I LEGIT GET BUTTERFLIES EVERY TIME THEY TALK TO ME (which is often, i have a whole colony inside me) AND YEAH I'D KILL FOR THEM
AND MAYBE I DO WANT THEM TO LIKE ME BACK A BIT
but i also don't because it'd fuck up our friend group ROYALLY
Clutter
how much shit are you going to throw onto these things?
Me: yes
NO BC... this is so cute, my brain is so aesthetically pleased.
i have an impulse buying issue
Im currently trying to apply shitty plastic bails ftom claires
Why'd i buy plastic nails even tho im a dude?
Idk ask river from 4 hours ago
bc nails are hot, obvs
yk that thing where you want to barf, your body wants to barf, every single fibre in your being want's to barf but when you go to barf your body's just like "ew no thanks" and you just stand there, wanting to barf, but you can't because for some reason your body has a vendetta against you so now you have to live wanting to barf until you don't want to anymore. Yeah that's what I'm feeling.
Yep
AW WAIT :(( THEY'RE SO CUTE :((
YALL YALL YALL YALL
I GET TO RIDE A TRAIN TODAY
A TRAIN
AND THEN IM GOING TO A BOOKSTORE IN THE ACTUAL FRICKING CITY
HOW COOL IS THAT
My suburban ass is way too excited over a train rn, don't come for me
Another character i made-
rant? tw
cuttingi was a school yesterday and my friend pulled out a pocket knife and started talking abt how they cut themselves to much and showing me their cuts
i started sobbingh
then i stole their knife and threw it away
What the pants?
Sorry they did that man :/ that's super messed up
damn
Imma drop kick them
What the-.. i'm sorry you had to deal with that, i personally know how stressful that can be :(
you guys are missing out. There's this Japanese bakery where I live called Uncle Fluffy, they make Japanese cheesecake better than anyone else, the ingredients and recipe are top secret so Uncle Fluffy's cakes stay one-of-a-kind, every bite is a step into heaven. And their Hokkaido cheese tarts melt in your mouth just right, with a secret touch of added flavor from Uncle Fluffy. No matter who you are or where you're from, you'll never get cakes as good as Uncle Fluffy's. And it's probably not in your country SUCKERS!
Its in my country loser
You live in Canada?
Yeah?
oh. Look at that it is in your country. You should totally get some it’s really good.
its not in my town tho
Its in 2 cities over
Even then I'd have to go downtown
Which isn't much of an issue
But for cake?
Meh
ok... is The Grinch his name, his ethnicity or his job???
Me: uhhhhh... yes.
uhhhh- wait no bc... wait, no whichone is it fr tho...
there was legit no specification. I think it’s all of them?????
I made character.
wjheksnwkwbwkeissbksnee yall
My mom is taking me to see
Jinx monsoon
Live
Tonight
Aaaaaaaaaaaa
i'm sorry but this sounded so homo, and i love it :')
this is very much not my style but i like it~ I was very out of my comfort zone lmfao- I couldn't come up with a bio so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*dies of cuteness*
it's so pink and cute.
ice-cream? I think so ಥ_ಥ
Im pretty sure that this is so far the cutest character I've seen made from this game
thank you 💪✨
np
agreed
he said it was supposed to be my scout loadout but he forgot what it looked like :crack:
idk who you people are posting quandale dingle but you guys seem pretty cool tbh
Idk what quandale dingle means but I like it
quandale dingle is my pfp and i saw one of you guys post it
ooohhhhhhhhh-
lovely.
dingo my lingo
pleasure to meet you
lovely pfp may i say
ikr
very sexy
Anyone wanna rp?
Y E S .
T Y
What sort of rp dost thou wish to do?
This?:
Character A was a down-to-earth, hardworking person, and very reserved. Character A had a very strict family and their only freedom was art, after a particularly boring day in school, Character A headed home to continue their in-progress manga but stopped mid-way, beginning to daydream not paying attention to the manga, until a bright light came from the manga, one of the characters Character A had drawn (Character B) began to emerge from the page and quickly takes a will of their own. It seems like this is one drawing Character A is not going to be able to erase…
oooooooooooo-I like it!