a lot of people know my obsession with pitbull (THE SINGER NOT THE DOG DUMBASSES, ALSO FOR GOOD REASONS..)
for example, lawkie knows my obsession with pitbull when i told him how i slept with him and kicked my dog off the bed for pitbull can lay where he slept
crow knows it because uh....i just..told them abt the cardboard cut-out-(sorry not sorry for asking u what u think abt fortnite battle pass)
skyler knows it cause i told him about how i was gonna start a pitbull shrine and my 6ft cardboard cut out: (I PLAN TO SHOW U MY BAKUGOU SHRINE SOON)
my mom knows it bc...i play his songs in the car on repeat..
my aunt knows abt it bc i asked her for the cardboard cut out (she said no)
my sister knows bc...she lives with me-duh-
um
i can explain to anyone wants to know abt my obsessions with pitbull :)
so I'm sick yea, and today I was basically dying, so I asked my sister for some hot chocolate, and like the oh so nice and loving sister she was she said:
"Not if you don't get off your ass and help me make a bunch of guava juice then drink it all because you're sick and no one is gonna drink your germs."
...sometimes I wonder if we're actually related. Is it bad that I'm happy she's going to college soon and I won't have to see her face for 4 years? Anyway mom slapped her and I got my hot chocolate. Being sick is the best and worst at the same time.
Also picture day is like... right before the exams. So the parents aren't... taking it lightly. Uh the school said it was the best they could do so... yea. Fun.
Tmrw is a dish party. Both 8th grade classes (there are only 2) are completely free for a while, and there'll be pizza, but I'm not going for 2 reasons:
1. I have no friends
2. I'd rather spend my time with my mother's chef skills and cinnamon buns while playing video games... and eating a cookie, because mommy said I was special.
I swear some bands have music that just hit different to the point where it's basically a brand new genre.
Like, their wiki page or fan page gives them an already existing genre but when you hear the music, it feels like you just entered fckn wonderland, up is down and left is right and you stand on the ceiling not the floor.
That sure isn't any genre I've heard of. I've decided to call these artists, the Specials. I only know like 3 artists who fit the category as of right now but if you know any more please do tell because I want to listen to them for the rest of my life.
Katsuki was patrolling, minding his own business when he heard a "boom!" sound. He blasted himself over to the scene to find the doors to a bank wide open, smoke coming out of it. People were running out of it, panicking and shit like that. He then entered the bank, running down to the vaults 'cause he knew someone had to be there-
I’m crying in the bathroom stall. I just want to go home.
Now Call My Dad is stuck in my head. I know my mom needs sleep because she sleeps late and all. Does waking her up over something this stupid make me petty?
I should let her be. My English teacher will be angry with me. She’ll ask why I was in the bathroom for so long. What am I supposed to tell her? All I want is to just go home.
actually it’s an eminem reference within a jadien animations reference because jaiden was referencing eminem and im referencing jadien get it sorry for bad sleping spelling yea
You're all probably so tired of me talking AJR but...
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE THEM! In music critic's words: "the sounds they use are eargrating" they use I'm Not Famous as an example, so if I'm getting this right... the fact that there are voices slightly SLIGHTLY overlapping and you can barely hear them and it's there for EFFECT... is eargrating. You can't even hear it. YOU CAN'T EVEN HEAR IT. ARE YOU HIGH! WHAT DID YOU STICK GLUE IN YOUR EARS! I HAVE A FEELING YOU WERE JUST LISTENING TO THE SONG TO FIND LIKE ANY FLAW IN IT INSTEAD OF LOOKING AT THE SONG AS A WHOLE. Ok a different song, maybe, but I'm Not Famous? Get better material. Maybe something believable.
You know what it's fine. Up next is that they "try too hard to be quirky" ... *sigh* they're just making music. They're not trying to be quirky, they're just having fun with their music. Lemme ask you something, do you personally know AJR? Yeah didn't think so. So what gives you the right to comment on them in that way. What? Tell me, come on don't be shy. Yeah you got nothing like I expected.
Next de-bunk. They are "Jon-Bellion rip-offs." Ah yes, one of their songs sounds slightly similar to a Jon-Bellion song, they must be rip-offs. Oh they were inspired by this one creator's music. They must be rip-offs. There's a difference between taking inspiration, and ripping something off. They're not trying to be Jon-Bellion, they're trying to be their own band, making their own music, INSPIRED by music like Jon-Bellion and whatever else. That's like saying I ripped off Marshmello because I used a similar sounding instrument ONE INSTRUMENT he used in ONE of his songs, ONE. Like come on people. Get lives already. Not to mention, they're saying AJR ripped Jon Bellion off, AJR was formed in 2005, Jon Bellion started in 2011.
NEXT! Oh is that it? Great, wonderful. They're hating on AJR because they want controlled music they can manipulate their own input into. Music that isn't out there. Music that isn't vulnerable or experimentational. But they know deep down that AJR isn't bad or eargrating or ripping anyone off. Sure they have their flaws and their issues, but you have to admit the pros outweigh the cons by a landslide. I'd understand if you said "oh I don't like that kind of music" or "It's just not for me" but going so far as to say "I hate them and you should too" and telling lies saying things that aren't true just to shut down a band for being creative, it's just wrong. I like AJR and you don't have to like AJR if you don't like AJR, but disrespecting them and pushing away the good sides to their music only focusing on the bad to manipulate other people into believing every word you say. That's a one way ticket to hell my friend. Even the AJR fandom consisting of around 1.6 million people is less toxic than one music critic.
Ghouls, gals and non-binary pals. I present to you a dish that has been in my family for…about 2 years now. We invented it in quarantine. Well actually we invented it a bit before quarantine. We call it, the wannabe pizza.
The wannabe pizza is made with a piece of toast, pasta sauce and a cheese of your choice. You can even add whatever toppings you want. Does it really matter? ADD GUMMY BEARS TO IT IF YOU WANT!
It all started when the middle sister was messing around in the kitchen, making something we can eat while we watch a movie. We didn’t have pizza and couldn’t make any nor were we allowed to order any. So she comes out with a piece of toast on a plate but it’s pizza-like. We each try it and ngl it tasted pretty similar to pizza. It’s not pizza but it works. A great snack if you’re hungry but don’t know what to make or if you’re watching a movie. Hungry for pizza but can’t get any? Try the wannabe pizza today! Call-DONT CALL ME EVER to get your own wannabe pizza (make it yourself, you can’t be that dense.)
Now with three other versions. Wannabe pizza roll. Wannabe deep dish pizza. And wannabe pizza sandwich. (I invented the roll and sandwich while the oldest sister invented the deep dish.)
Two tortillas, pasta souse andcheeez (tortilla should just be stacked one ontop of the other) melt the cheese, form the tortillas like a calzone and crimp the edges, maybe as sauce and cheese ontop
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okay so
a lot of people know my obsession with pitbull (THE SINGER NOT THE DOG DUMBASSES, ALSO FOR GOOD REASONS..)
for example, lawkie knows my obsession with pitbull when i told him how i slept with him and kicked my dog off the bed for pitbull can lay where he slept
crow knows it because uh....i just..told them abt the cardboard cut-out-(sorry not sorry for asking u what u think abt fortnite battle pass)
skyler knows it cause i told him about how i was gonna start a pitbull shrine and my 6ft cardboard cut out: (I PLAN TO SHOW U MY BAKUGOU SHRINE SOON)
my mom knows it bc...i play his songs in the car on repeat..
my aunt knows abt it bc i asked her for the cardboard cut out (she said no)
my sister knows bc...she lives with me-duh-
um
i can explain to anyone wants to know abt my obsessions with pitbull :)
YOU SLEPT WITH THE CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF PITBULL IM CRYIGN
YEAH
AND MY DOG WAS WHINGING ALL NIGHT
AND MY DOG SLEPT WITH MY SISTER AND WHEN I WAS ABT TO GO TO BED I SAID:
"Night sexy cuba man..."
AND I GAVE IT A KISS
BRO IM WHEEZING 😭😭😭
LMAOIKSWBHEDBWSNA
AND MY FRIENDS KNOW ABT THIS
FOR EXAMPLE MY FRIEND KEREM
SHE ALSO REALLY LOVES PITBULL
(cause like...we listen to el taxi in the middle of 7th period and start dancing-)
SO LIKE
I WANNA GET HER A MINI CUT OUT FOR HER BIRTHDAY
OH
HOTEL ROOM IS PLAYING RN
FUN FACT
I MEMORIZED THE LYRICS TO THIS SONG
MY MOM JUST GOT HOME
YAY
thigh socks are comfortable
hi guys
have a random picture in my gallery
mf hasn’t posted since early 2021 :cry:
..................
i'm crying.
WHY LMAO
WHATS UP WITH THE NAME
"I'm am the ugly bish UwU"
I'M CYR$DIJ#NWSHGDFVBS#NWAZ
oh
SPOTIFY IS PLAYING I KNOW YOU WANT ME BY PITBULL RN
EHEHHEHE
MY USERNAME WAS UG1Y_B1SH IN 2020 SO IG HE WAS MATCHING ME?? 😭
pitbull sœngs 😇
WTFFFFF
omg
did i tell u abt my 6 foot pitbull cardboard cut out that i have at my dads house????
its in my room
and i plan to get a flag that says: "Mr world wide!!"
and hang it on my window.
yes, a lot of people know my obsession with pitbull.
well well well
the day has come
a picture of nat and her sister
but as little kids.
the one in the front is my sister-and the one in the back is me.
YES I WAS EATING YOGURT.
AND YES I HAD SHORT HAIR.
AWWWWWWW
STFU
I HAVE MORE
but i was low-key kinda cute-I HAVE A PICTURE OF ME WITH GREEN EYES-
YES I HAD GREEN EYES
they started turning into honey brown when i was like..2???
same!
Awhhhhh
I DROPPED BOTH OF MY TORTAS ON THE FLOOR
UR KIDDING ME....
THE FLOOR IS FULL OF CRUMBS NOW
DANIEL WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER
YOU DUMB BITCH.
AND IT LOOKED SO GOOD.
remember the tortas i showed u??
WELL THEYRE IN THE TRASH NOW
BRUH
AAAAHANSHSBJWJSS EVERYONE
I HUGGED MY FRIEND TODAY
THE ONE WHO I LIKE... LIKE LIKE
AND THEY DID THE NUZZLE THING
WHERE THEY KINDA LIKE SNUGGLED INTO ME
THE HUG LASTED LIKE 30 SECONDS BUT EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT IT I GO AAISVSKSWBISJWOAPS
I HAVE NO ONE TO TELL ABOUT THIS
EVERY TIME THEY DO SOMETHING AJEJWSJSJBK I SAY "OH I GOTTA GO TELL *NAME* " BUT THEY JUST DID AND ID BE EXPOSING MYSELF
yo
so I'm sick yea, and today I was basically dying, so I asked my sister for some hot chocolate, and like the oh so nice and loving sister she was she said:
"Not if you don't get off your ass and help me make a bunch of guava juice then drink it all because you're sick and no one is gonna drink your germs."
...sometimes I wonder if we're actually related. Is it bad that I'm happy she's going to college soon and I won't have to see her face for 4 years? Anyway mom slapped her and I got my hot chocolate. Being sick is the best and worst at the same time.
Also picture day is like... right before the exams. So the parents aren't... taking it lightly. Uh the school said it was the best they could do so... yea. Fun.
Tmrw is a dish party. Both 8th grade classes (there are only 2) are completely free for a while, and there'll be pizza, but I'm not going for 2 reasons:
1. I have no friends
2. I'd rather spend my time with my mother's chef skills and cinnamon buns while playing video games... and eating a cookie, because mommy said I was special.
Me and my sister casually eating breakfast-
Me: "Alexa! Play the gummy bear song-"
Alexa: "Shuffling songs related to: Gummy bear song."
....Alexa starting to play gummy bear but in Russian.
Me: "SEE-THIS IS ANOTHER SIGN THAT RUSSIA IS COMING AFTER US-"
My sister dying of laughter-
Anyways gm-
LMAOOOOOOOO
I'M NOT LYING AND SHE SAID:
"Nat! Film this!"
I DIDN'T I FORGOR
Is..is that Valeria?
WAIT AREN'T YALL IN CLAIBORNE??
THAT WAS IN SCIENCE AND THAT WAS GERALDNIEN
OH
LMAOOO
I wish death :>
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I swear some bands have music that just hit different to the point where it's basically a brand new genre.
Like, their wiki page or fan page gives them an already existing genre but when you hear the music, it feels like you just entered fckn wonderland, up is down and left is right and you stand on the ceiling not the floor.
That sure isn't any genre I've heard of. I've decided to call these artists, the Specials. I only know like 3 artists who fit the category as of right now but if you know any more please do tell because I want to listen to them for the rest of my life.
Hi
yo
sup
hi
sup
Helo
school sucks
:( im bout to leave
wha-
ITS NIGHT TIME
uk-
asia
imagine being in school when u can have covid and stay at home
… bruh
exactly
all i need to do is a bit of work, i make lunch for me and my sister, and relax.
My new glasses <3
my dumbass googling my crushes zodiac sign for the millionth time because a tiktok tarot card person said their zodiac is in love wit me
OH GOD
I HAVE FELT WHAT ITS LIKE TO BLUSH OVER SOMEONE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME
AND UM
GOTTA SAY
NOT LIKING IT VERY MUCH
IM FREAKING OUT OVER SOMETHING DUMB
CROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-
BIRD-THAT'S-NOT-SO-SMART!!!
HEYYYYYYYYYY-
How dare. Hello!
You're a dumbass, so-you deserve that nickname.
Anyways, would you like me to start?
Yes please-
Alright-
Katsuki was patrolling, minding his own business when he heard a "boom!" sound. He blasted himself over to the scene to find the doors to a bank wide open, smoke coming out of it. People were running out of it, panicking and shit like that. He then entered the bank, running down to the vaults 'cause he knew someone had to be there-
Aaaand was promptly stopped by Dabi. He grinned at him, flames trailing around his arms
"The number two hero coming to stop us...well isn't this my lucky day?"
As yall know
im not very outgoing irl
Like a deer in the headlights or whatever
And so people don't expect me to get so... mean on arguments
But how can i not be?
Like from kindergarten to the 9th grade, all my friends were baisic fuckin white girls
Ofc i know how to hold my own in an argument
look how swag I look
I work in the allies like the cool agender I am mm
Pp
doctor: you want the good news or the bad news first?
Me: the bad news please.
Doctor: Bad news is we don’t have a cure for you. Good news is, there’s now a disease named after you!
Me: what.
...is this-is this true?
no it’s a meme. I got a cold from the weather changes and it’s pretty bad so I made this meme. Still sick tho.
nah girl ms childress is our new spanish teacher
UR KIDDING ME.
ITS TZRUE
I'M SO LUCKY I DON'T TAKE SPANISH-
AND AREN'T U IN 8TH PERIOD RN???
we were taking the test
HEY NAT
I'm in science now
The table is so lonely
its only abrianne, me, and geraldine.
Yesterday was really boring
Today I was planning to not go to school but i was forced to LMAO
HI KEREM!!!
Wow. Thats emo-
WELLLLL-
YESTARDAY I KEPT SAYING TO MYSELF:
"...Yeah..they're in 6th period right now..."
LMAO
She was fighting with my other cat so i banished her to the couch
Since she's severely arthritic she can't get down
She cute tho
emo riva
🥺
BRUV I'M NOT EVEN EMO
MY HAIR IS JUST PURPLE AND IM TOO LAZY TO COMB IT SO IT GOES IN MY EYES
don’t yell at me riva
🥺
ratio
ratio 🥺
good cat
maybe even the EMO CAT
imagine going to school today-
i'm such a cool kid for not.
today was boring
ms childress is sub rn
i feel bad for u kerem
i just had in-n-out
really good
anyways look
BUE WhAT THE HELL
LMAOO
Im not also going to school today-
Does-
Does that meean im cool😯
no.
i'm just sick, i have covid and i haveta stay home
LMAO
welp-worth a shot
nat can u get on the slide show for leaderhsip pls
no.
NO I'M KIDDING
I just saw what you did-and I think we might be done with it-
ANYWAYS TE AMOOO
we got a 14/15
YAY
YUP
hi
yall forgot abt me u-u
I DIDN'T!!!!
I would never forget about you.
Even if I have the worst memory here.
ik u didnt u talk to me u-u
i'm a cool kid for talking to you
i stole my sisters smurf again
I was gonna text ya on discord but you seemed busy
rlly...I-I seemed...busy? ME!?
BUSY!?
you aren’t?
Maybe we can talk when I’m not busy or maybe a call
I’m mostly on vr chat
Who-
I’m crying in the bathroom stall. I just want to go home.
Now Call My Dad is stuck in my head. I know my mom needs sleep because she sleeps late and all. Does waking her up over something this stupid make me petty?
I should let her be. My English teacher will be angry with me. She’ll ask why I was in the bathroom for so long. What am I supposed to tell her? All I want is to just go home.
I text everyone ik but no one tell me what do
knees weak, arms heavy, vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti-
I’m sick.
Brain go poof. Anyway am at school, feel vomit what dooo?? this is usually how I text ma mother but am too sick to fix dis so deal with it.
ANYONE AWAKE WHAT DO?
Wait-JAIDEN ANIMATION REFRENCE!?
actually it’s an eminem reference within a jadien animations reference because jaiden was referencing eminem and im referencing jadien get it sorry for bad sleping spelling yea
oh thats fine lmao,and also i only saw jaidens vid so i didint know :P
literally throwing myself away
I got my period back
Hurts
GUYS,CODE RED
IM SLOWLY GOING BACK TO MY MLP PHASE
LIKE-WHY DID A MLP BASED SONG REMIX HAVE TO SLAP SO HARD!?
(if ya dont know which song im talking abt its "discord" living tombstone remix)
THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!!!
BUT THE LIVING TOMBSTONE ALWAYS MAKES GOOD MUSIC
AHHHHHHHHH
i made a cannibal corpse choker
Coollll
why did i bawl my eyes out to a music video
Anyone wanna rp with alien
You're all probably so tired of me talking AJR but...
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE THEM! In music critic's words: "the sounds they use are eargrating" they use I'm Not Famous as an example, so if I'm getting this right... the fact that there are voices slightly SLIGHTLY overlapping and you can barely hear them and it's there for EFFECT... is eargrating. You can't even hear it. YOU CAN'T EVEN HEAR IT. ARE YOU HIGH! WHAT DID YOU STICK GLUE IN YOUR EARS! I HAVE A FEELING YOU WERE JUST LISTENING TO THE SONG TO FIND LIKE ANY FLAW IN IT INSTEAD OF LOOKING AT THE SONG AS A WHOLE. Ok a different song, maybe, but I'm Not Famous? Get better material. Maybe something believable.
You know what it's fine. Up next is that they "try too hard to be quirky" ... *sigh* they're just making music. They're not trying to be quirky, they're just having fun with their music. Lemme ask you something, do you personally know AJR? Yeah didn't think so. So what gives you the right to comment on them in that way. What? Tell me, come on don't be shy. Yeah you got nothing like I expected.
Next de-bunk. They are "Jon-Bellion rip-offs." Ah yes, one of their songs sounds slightly similar to a Jon-Bellion song, they must be rip-offs. Oh they were inspired by this one creator's music. They must be rip-offs. There's a difference between taking inspiration, and ripping something off. They're not trying to be Jon-Bellion, they're trying to be their own band, making their own music, INSPIRED by music like Jon-Bellion and whatever else. That's like saying I ripped off Marshmello because I used a similar sounding instrument ONE INSTRUMENT he used in ONE of his songs, ONE. Like come on people. Get lives already. Not to mention, they're saying AJR ripped Jon Bellion off, AJR was formed in 2005, Jon Bellion started in 2011.
NEXT! Oh is that it? Great, wonderful. They're hating on AJR because they want controlled music they can manipulate their own input into. Music that isn't out there. Music that isn't vulnerable or experimentational. But they know deep down that AJR isn't bad or eargrating or ripping anyone off. Sure they have their flaws and their issues, but you have to admit the pros outweigh the cons by a landslide. I'd understand if you said "oh I don't like that kind of music" or "It's just not for me" but going so far as to say "I hate them and you should too" and telling lies saying things that aren't true just to shut down a band for being creative, it's just wrong. I like AJR and you don't have to like AJR if you don't like AJR, but disrespecting them and pushing away the good sides to their music only focusing on the bad to manipulate other people into believing every word you say. That's a one way ticket to hell my friend. Even the AJR fandom consisting of around 1.6 million people is less toxic than one music critic.
I love AJR
me too!
billy from smashing pumpkins voice <3
Ghouls, gals and non-binary pals. I present to you a dish that has been in my family for…about 2 years now. We invented it in quarantine. Well actually we invented it a bit before quarantine. We call it, the wannabe pizza.
The wannabe pizza is made with a piece of toast, pasta sauce and a cheese of your choice. You can even add whatever toppings you want. Does it really matter? ADD GUMMY BEARS TO IT IF YOU WANT!
It all started when the middle sister was messing around in the kitchen, making something we can eat while we watch a movie. We didn’t have pizza and couldn’t make any nor were we allowed to order any. So she comes out with a piece of toast on a plate but it’s pizza-like. We each try it and ngl it tasted pretty similar to pizza. It’s not pizza but it works. A great snack if you’re hungry but don’t know what to make or if you’re watching a movie. Hungry for pizza but can’t get any? Try the wannabe pizza today! Call-DONT CALL ME EVER to get your own wannabe pizza (make it yourself, you can’t be that dense.)
Now with three other versions. Wannabe pizza roll. Wannabe deep dish pizza. And wannabe pizza sandwich. (I invented the roll and sandwich while the oldest sister invented the deep dish.)
DO NOT PUT YOUR WANNABE PIZZA IN THE OVEN
PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE DUMBASS
i think i made warmed mine up with a hair dryer
lmao did you make sure the cheese was well melted because that is very important
idea
Wanna be calzone
Two tortillas, pasta souse andcheeez (tortilla should just be stacked one ontop of the other) melt the cheese, form the tortillas like a calzone and crimp the edges, maybe as sauce and cheese ontop
(…imma test this tomorrow)
I might have to try that if it turns out good
Listening to corpse dance goes brrrrrr