Monster Girl Maker

doctor: you want the good news or the bad news first?

Me: the bad news please.

Doctor: Bad news is we don’t have a cure for you. Good news is, there’s now a disease named after you!

Me: what.

nah girl ms childress is our new spanish teacher

Yall my cat is on me

She was fighting with my other cat so i banished her to the couch

Since she's severely  arthritic she can't get down

She cute tho

imagine going to school today-

i'm such a cool kid for not.

nat can u get on the slide show for leaderhsip pls

yall forgot abt me u-u

knees weak, arms heavy, vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti-

I’m sick.

GUYS,CODE RED

IM SLOWLY GOING BACK TO MY MLP PHASE

LIKE-WHY DID A MLP BASED SONG REMIX HAVE TO SLAP SO HARD!?

(if ya dont know which song im talking abt its "discord" living tombstone remix)

i made a cannibal corpse choker

You're all probably so tired of me talking AJR but... 

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE THEM! In music critic's words: "the sounds they use are eargrating" they use I'm Not Famous as an example, so if I'm getting this right... the fact that there are voices slightly SLIGHTLY overlapping and you can barely hear them and it's there for EFFECT... is eargrating. You can't even hear it. YOU CAN'T EVEN HEAR IT. ARE YOU HIGH! WHAT DID YOU STICK GLUE IN YOUR EARS! I HAVE A FEELING YOU WERE JUST LISTENING TO THE SONG TO FIND LIKE ANY FLAW IN IT INSTEAD OF LOOKING AT THE SONG AS A WHOLE. Ok a different song, maybe, but I'm Not Famous? Get better material. Maybe something believable.

You know what it's fine. Up next is that they "try too hard to be quirky" ... *sigh* they're just making music. They're not trying to be quirky, they're just having fun with their music. Lemme ask you something, do you personally know AJR? Yeah didn't think so. So what gives you the right to comment on them in that way. What? Tell me, come on don't be shy. Yeah you got nothing like I expected.

Next de-bunk. They are "Jon-Bellion rip-offs." Ah yes, one of their songs sounds slightly similar to a Jon-Bellion song, they must be rip-offs. Oh they were inspired by this one creator's music. They must be rip-offs. There's a difference between taking inspiration, and ripping something off. They're not trying to be Jon-Bellion, they're trying to be their own band, making their own music, INSPIRED by music like Jon-Bellion and whatever else. That's like saying I ripped off Marshmello because I used a similar sounding instrument ONE INSTRUMENT he used in ONE of his songs, ONE. Like come on people. Get lives already. Not to mention, they're saying AJR ripped Jon Bellion off, AJR was formed in 2005, Jon Bellion started in 2011.

NEXT! Oh is that it? Great, wonderful. They're hating on AJR because they want controlled music they can manipulate their own input into. Music that isn't out there. Music that isn't vulnerable or experimentational. But they know deep down that AJR isn't bad or eargrating or ripping anyone off. Sure they have their flaws and their issues, but you have to admit the pros outweigh the cons by a landslide. I'd understand if you said "oh I don't like that kind of music" or "It's just not for me" but going so far as to say "I hate them and you should too" and telling lies saying things that aren't true just to shut down a band for being creative, it's just wrong. I like AJR and you don't have to like AJR if you don't like AJR, but disrespecting them and pushing away the good sides to their music only focusing on the bad to manipulate other people into believing every word you say. That's a one way ticket to hell my friend. Even the AJR fandom consisting of around 1.6 million people is less toxic than one music critic.

Ghouls, gals and non-binary pals. I present to you a dish that has been in my family for…about 2 years now. We invented it in quarantine. Well actually we invented it a bit before quarantine. We call it, the wannabe pizza.

The wannabe pizza is made with a piece of toast, pasta sauce and a cheese of your choice. You can even add whatever toppings you want. Does it really matter? ADD GUMMY BEARS TO IT IF YOU WANT!

It all started when the middle sister was messing around in the kitchen, making something we can eat while we watch a movie. We didn’t have pizza and couldn’t make any nor were we allowed to order any. So she comes out with a piece of toast on a plate but it’s pizza-like. We each try it and ngl it tasted pretty similar to pizza. It’s not pizza but it works. A great snack if you’re hungry but don’t know what to make or if you’re watching a movie. Hungry for pizza but can’t get any? Try the wannabe pizza today! Call-DONT CALL ME EVER to get your own wannabe pizza (make it yourself, you can’t be that dense.)

Now with three other versions. Wannabe pizza roll. Wannabe deep dish pizza. And wannabe pizza sandwich. (I invented the roll and sandwich while the oldest sister invented the deep dish.)

DO NOT PUT YOUR WANNABE PIZZA IN THE OVEN

PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE DUMBASS

satan <33

I'd sell my body for this card

hi guys

I was listening to the Living Room album by AJR and as I was taking a sip of water, Thirsty comes on, I almost spat my water-

River did this but I'm doing it too.

Hi, I'm Toris the undertale nerd and no I'm not Toriel, I just happen to be a goat. (I'm not really a goat)

I have 7 younger siblings and one older brother. (help me, little people, everywhere)

The Fandoms I'm in:

Fnaf 1-SB, Undertale, Batim, Tattletail, Dark Deception, Poppy's Playtime, Fran Bow, Cuphead, Fnf, Mlp, Warrior Cats, Creepypastas, Steven Universe, Villainous and so much more.

I like food, art, meeting new people and rubber ducks. (I have like 600 rubber ducks)

Bye