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How to be cool!

Step 1:

Find and exploit loopholes in the law


Step 2:

Commit tax fraud


Step 3:

Avoid the government 


Step 4:

Rob a bank


Step 5:

Kill a man


Step 6:

Become president 


Step 7:

Exploit being president to commit more crime


Step 8:

Overtake the government


Step 9:

Buy the Earth and rule the world


Step 10 final step:

Force everyone to call you cool, if they oppose you DESTROY THEM

I’ve been playing for the past HOUR and I can’t get past this for some reason. I don’t even know if I’m going the right way. There is no indication on what direction I go to.


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Queenie

Why are you doing the trials as a MOTH

i can add you and help ya out

Need the wings anyway

what? You can’t fly in the trials. You can’t anything except candle.

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queenie

I know that

I've done them be4

I can take you thru when im out of school

What u gotta do here

Is light the candles 

Because the candles 

Form a paaaaathhh

...you think I'm dumb? NO SHIT RIBLE NO YEAH I THOUGHT YOU TELEPORT TO THE NEXT CHECKPOINT THANKS!

Listen. I left the game. And re-joined. None of the candles were lit so I didn't know which direction to go until a kind soul arrived and helped me to the next checkpoint. 

LIKE WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT THE CANDLES FORM A PATH AND YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THEM! YOU LITERALLY DIE WHEN YOU'RE NOT NEAR THE CANDLES! YOU JUDT ASSUMED THAT I'M ACTUALLY A DUMBASS GEE THANKS FOR THE BIG ASS COMPLIMENT RIBLE

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YEAH YEAH WHATEVER 

YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU THROUGH OR NOT

RIV KNOWS HIS STUFF

I DON'T HAVE 112 WINGS FOR NO REASON

WHATS THE GAME CALLED???

Sky Children Of The Light

ty

np

anyhoo

I got the sims 4 cottage living pack yesterday 

And my sims are absolutely living rn

Like look

A cow

Her name is crunt

or this baby chicklet who i lost earlier today rip frezzy fastbear

hiiiii , also do you like the angel sister better or the demon ?



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i realized earlier today

That people who i like observing and watching and listening to prolly think im really weird

But it ain't my fault

They're just so like... themselves and it fascinates me

Like how can they be so chatty and outgoing and just talk about things 

And They're all so confident and do whatever because it makes them happy 

I just....

How

but yea i look like a creep 

Now im sad and feeling very insecure :c

Believe it or not gouls and gals 

I'm actually a very shy person irl

Like my friends describe me and the first word is always "afraid" that or tiny but it ain't my fault They're giants 

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Some dumbass caused a road block in the whole street. Now I’m gonna be late.

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WOW , THAT PERSON = FREE TRIP TO HELL 

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it's fine. We were only stuck for a few minutes. Still pretty annoying tho. And he had the nerve to blame my school bus for causing it, when we did nothing.

oh , so still a pos that tried blaming a school , what a classy guy 

ikr. I’m so done with these people.

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hi

https://voca.ro/1eeE2lebTH3P

KEREM STOPPP

:sob:

i dont have time for funny games🤬

LMAOO

This is the cutest character ive made on here so far, its supposed to be a slime creature (if you haven't guessed, I like green :) 

i'm so tired dude

like

iudeghyuygshjghwdebghjgebsdaddadefergdgrergfsdre

and its an a day

:sob:

i swear to god if my science teacher doesn't stfu i'm gonna start crying.

ok y 'all , I got a choker at spencers ( btw am 14 now sooo ) and when I got home my  mom and dad said it was to bdsm-ish to wear because it ( in my moms words ) " had a circle chain holding the bat " . like - what , I wanted to wear it cuz  wanted to like a vampire  , no a " sex " symbol 


do you guys think THIS looks to ¨ sexy " to wear ? 

.............. 

honestly it looks fine.

well thanks , I wish my mom thought soooo 

I think it's fine

my sister has one like it but its pink, and it has a lil heart

tbh it looks fine-

at least y'all understand 

it looks finee but these are made for 18+ there are many that are for minors not  2be rude or anhthing btw just saying

why are all the best games never available to me

About to spend my collage fund on an iphone so i can play some stupid horny game about gays 

WHAT!

STOP.

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god-

i love my friends.


Me: YOU CARVED OPEN MY HEARy

CANT JUST LEVA EM EM TO BLEED

VERONICA!!

Kerem: OPEN

THE

OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE

Me: VERONICaA!!

CAN WE

NOT FIGHT

ANYMORE PLEASE

CAN WE NOT FIGHT ANYMORE?!

Kerem:

VERONICA

SURE UR SCred

IVE BEEN THERE

Me:

I CAN SET U FREE!!

VERONICA

Kerem:

VERONICA DONT MAKE ME COME IN THERE

Me:

I'M GONNA COUNT TO 3!!

Kerem:

1..

Me:

2...

Kerem:

FUCK IT

Me:

AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!!!

uwu

we sent this on discord sooo-

nice

yes

DYK Bruno was originally gonna be called Oscar. Just imagine it-

🎵We don't talk about Oscar-

🎼Hey grew to live in fear of Oscar stuttering or stumbling-

🎶Oscar walks in, with a mischievous grin-

Oscar didn't care about this family!


I've never been happier about a name change in my entire life.

hi, sorry I've been gone, I've had a bad couple of weeks, but I'm back now

TORIS!

hi

hru?

ok

that’s good to hear… I think

Eyyyy toris

Our favorite goat human :D

hi

hruu?

good

glad to hear

New cape~

LMAO I think I’m going blind 🤣🤣

So I fell asleep in my mom’s room, and I’ve done this before. It’s not the first time. I wake up around 5 and it’s dark. This was odd cuz usually it would be a bit lighter. There was light coming in from the hallway which was supposed to make it less dark but I could barely see a thing. J made my way outside and as soon as I did I couldn’t see anything but bright white lights everywhere. My eyes hurt and it was line a whole thing, every time something even slightly moved mg eyes would freak out, there wasn’t even that much light actually almost no light at all. So I let my eyes adjust for a bit and I can see normally but occasionally for a split second my eyes would get kinda weird. Mostly in bright spaces like my kitchen or in the balcony where the sun is shining. Maybe mg eyes are sensitive to light, but this has never happened before so why all of a sudden?

poor Mr. hopps bro 😔😔😔

AaAAAAAA

DELICIOUS PARTY PRECURE IS OUT YESSSSS 

Ew an emo *british cigarette*

cute-

bro , wth  , i watched something called hottest female sonic characters , am dead  💀

PLSS

no fr

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Guys, I have a prince, so if you wanna rp with him anybody can :)


Shirtless-

(Aizawas secret love child as todo would say-)

NOT THE AIZAWA'S SECRET LOVE CHILD

LMAOO

OH SHUT UPPPPP-

i don't shut up

i grow up

and when i look at you

ii throw up

#quirkybaka

LMAOOOOO

don't laugh at me!! ):<<<

me and my sister are watching minions rn

and like gru as a fairy

SO HOT

OOP-

I JUST SAW SHIRTLESS BOI-

HD#JSWYH#DJS

hot boi

Yah yah

when your freind wants to date your freind with benifits: 

...

yeah-

ALSO DONT LEAVE PLEASE

I mean you can but please check in once in a while please 🥺

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my friend made me a shirt

And They used one of their own shirts

And now im wearing a shirt thats technically mine but belonged to them

They gave it to me today

It smells like them

Does that make me creepy.

I need to stop freaking out

Its just a shirt

Is this what its like to have romantic feelings for them 

RoManTic lol

EEEEEEEEH OH NO

I ACCIDENTALLY FELL ASLEEP IN IT NOW MY BED AND MY SNUGGLING PILLOW AND MY BEAR ALL SMELL LIKE THEM AAAA FUXK THIS 

smells like them - oop

Anyway

whats it like going to rich schools? I wanna know

Likee like the kind with a big fuckin stage

And more than one boys bathroom 

And with a proper computer setup

My school is so small

Like in total (by total i mean grades 7 through 12) we're about 400

Maybe less 

you mean preparatory schools? I'm your gal. My parents would not send me to a public school if their lives depended on it.

Prepratory schools are expensive. They have no government funding and have to work off their own money. First thing's first. A prep school always, ALWAYS has a uniform. It's pretty standard usually, for summer short sleeved, lined button up shirt with a tie. For guys its's usually pants, white socks and black shoes with same color laces. For girls it's usually around knee length skirt with white socks, and black shoes with same color laces if there are any. Your shirt must be tucked in and fully buttoned, your tie must be done right and your hair must be tied up with school issued hair bands. No funny hair colors, no nail polish or make up, and no tats. For winter, same shirt but long sleeved, same tie as well, add a blazer or sweater if you want, skirts past knee length and black tights are to be worn. Guys wear the same pants and socks during winter. The same rules apply. 

PE uniforms are usually pretty standard. A shirt with the color of your house on it and the school's name on the front, shorts for summer and pants for winter. Your shoes must be white, and must be sports shoes. You have to have a certain pair of socks for PE, without them you do not join in the lesson. If you're swimming, you can wear your own swimsuit or use the school issued one. You must have a swim cap and a towel at all times, do not wear slippers in the pool, do not run near the pool. That's all.

As for the houses, they're pretty simple. 4 houses each with their own color. THe usual combo is blue, green, yellow and red. Sometimes the houses have names, sometimes they don't. My favorite prep school I went to called them like this:

Ireland (green)

London (yellow)

and I only care about those two cause my friend was in London and I was in Ireland.

You were also given a name tag that you must wear which I forgot. It has your house and student ID on it.

Your notebooks are from the school not from the government and the teachers teach whatever the school says not the government, unless the demand came from the owner of the country.

You can decorate your books and the lockers are much smaller than standard, PS (public school) lockers, you can only keep a handful of books there. No bags allowed in class, and you have to bring your own laptop. If you are absent for 3 days in a row, you must give a doctor's note or detention will be given. If you join a club, go immideately to that club after school. If you miss too many days, you will be removed from the club. To quit, you must talk personally with the club supervisor, to make a club you must talk to the vice principal.

If you need help with anything, prefects are stationed in the halls and next to trash bins.

Prefects are next to bins to make sure you throw your waste in the correct bin. If a prefect catches you throwing your trash on the floor, it will result in a warning. 3 warnings and you get a detention. You must always speak English unless it is break time or a language lesson other than english. All students must take French or German. 

Younger students, primary and juniors, are not allowed to buy items from the vending machines issued to older students, sophomores and seniors.

Any complaints are to be sent in an email to the principal. If you cause trouble in detention, you get afterschool detention, cause trouble there, you get weekend detention. Imagine spending the weekend cooped up in a room in your school writing an apology essay. 

All clubs must have a supervising teacher. You cannot take your phone to school, if caught with a phone, it will be confiscated until the end of the day unless you are at an afterschool club. There's usually two buildings, the primary building and the secondary building. Juniors usually take classes in both which means a whole lotta walking, younger students take classes in the primary building and older ones in the secondary building. If you steal snacks while the vending machine is being re-stocked, you get an afterschool detention.

There is always one major school event. Sports day. Whole school participation, competing in houses, Ireland was on a winning streak cause we're obvi the best. You'd participate in different tournaments and whoever won the most tournaments wins the whole thing. We got second place because of those darned reds. We lost by a hair.

Sometimes tho, the school would issue a Fun Day. Whole school participation, all the games you can think of, floaties of boats in the swimming pool (one time our floatie started sinking our of nowhere and we were drifting to the deep end), games to play and even access to the kids' play area if you're bored. Churros, corndogs and all the food you can eat served piping hot in the gym. Highlight of every school year.

The trips were usually to a local arcade/play area. One time we went to a rock climbing wall place with a starbucks right next to it. But all that was in my old school. When you become a junior and start high school, you start getting trips to other countries. They're educational but fun cuz no actual lessons other than cool place with cool history.

I don't think there was anything else but if there is I'll tell you.

well

um

i got to a magnet school

and

my school

so for upperschool theres only 90 kids

and like u get in by lottery

but its rlly hard to get in and like

my school is pretty big ig-

its like one of the best middle school in the whole county-

but like

idk

'cause i've never been to a public school before

so

yeah

I've never seen a public school either!

REALLY???

yea really! If it were a matter of life and death, my parents would destroy the universe just to make sure I’m not going to public school.

LMAOO

Like private schools?

Bc im in one

And my school has a SWIMMING POOL!? Like MY OLD ONE DIDINT EVEN HAVE THAT

I stg if people on tiktok don't stop spreading misinformation about the russia/Ukraine thing im gunna loose it

because no

The world isn't ending 

This is not world war three

They will NOT be using nuclear warfare they ain't dumb

And no, NO the us is NOT going to be bombed. It ain't fuckin happening you dumb fucks

wait they’re not joking. They actually think a ww3 is gonna happen and the nuclear end of the world and whatnot. Dam I underestimated tik toks stupidity.

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Straight up

Someone fuckin idiot made a tiktok like "i heard texas (my state) is going to war with russia 🥺🥺 are we going to get bombed? Is this wwlll? Is the world ending? 🥺🥺" LIKE NO BRO

RUSSIA ISN'T DUMB ENOUGH TO ATTACK THE UNITED STATES 

wow ppl need help.

the other day i was in vr and like they were talking abt that shit and some 7 year old said something about a robot taking over the world?? and this 16 year old started yelling at me

IT WAS SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON

but like

yeah it isn't the end of the world soooo-

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ok so.... laughing gas or N2O (Nitrous Oxide) is a sedative usually used by dentists for painful procedures. Yet every show I watch seems to think N2O... makes people laugh. It just sedates the person, making them numb to pain, and a bit lightheaded. The person won't fully know what's happening, but will have enough consciousness to be able to communicate, and do basic functions, like standing and walking. It helps calm anxiety, and you can see it's effects in any wisdom teeth removal video. It doesn't make you fucking laugh. Like either you watch too many cartoons, or you just don't know what Nitrous Oxide is. Or you're just dumb.

(sounds like my depression except for the anxiety part *laughs in depressed*)

I MADE 85 DOLLARS JUST FROM SELLING , BRACELETS !!!!!


Ewwwwwwwww paper money

but congrats!

lol , i love paper money XD

the fact I almost broke my ankles on the way to the party  0-0 

I still need customers cuz I can only sell mine physically so I’m waiting to gain real friends ;-;

sell them at parties 

or at a school event 

I highly doubt many students will be going to the parents meeting with their parents + school events are very rare since the school appearantly hates middle schoolers.

Everyone else, primary, secondary, even the teachers got a fun day. What did the middle schoolers get? JACK SHIT.

Ok well how about school trips. Everyone goes on a trip. Primary students get to go to some arcade once a year, secondary students get educational trips to other countries. Middle schoolers? THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES.

wELL SURELY WE MUST HAVE HAD SOME SORT OF EVENT RIGHT? Yea. We had a paintball event... with the primary students. Ok that's fine at least we had something. But how come everyone else gets special treatment and trips and events to themselves while we have to sit strapped to our chairs the whole 7 hours of school.

So we put in multiple complaints about favoritism and unfair treatment etc. and the school said "okay we'll give you a fun day for just you and no one else." you know what they did... the fun day was for everyone. And we didn't even get to play the actually fun games cuz they were for PRIMARY.

AND THERE ARE NO OTHER EVENTS.

Yay go middle school the highlight of your life as they say. More like the underplay of my life. And that's still an overstatement. 

In a few years I'm gonna be sooooo gone these losers are gonna wish they were friends with me when I get into the second best art school in the world.

Me? Invited to a party? You're dreaming.

ok , what about email some teachers , and ask if they would let you sell your bracelets at lunch ?

I would need to tall to the head of 6-8th grade for that, then she would go ask the principal then if I’m given the ok I would have to explain to multiple teachers why I’m selling bracelets during break and that’s a lot of human interaction plus I don’t have enough bracelets yet and I still have stuff to make and I need to buy supplies so it would be a very long procedure but I guess it’s possible. I just need to put off 30% of my money to save up for an iPad Pro then use the rest to buy things for my bracelets. I’ll make more money that way. Or should it be 50% but then business would go slower since I really don’t have all that much money- I should not be planning this here I’m sorry thanks for the idea!

anyone wanna rp

pls im bored

FREAKING

FINALLY

I'M NOT GROUNDED

I HAVE

2 C'S

BUT HIGH C'S

AND A'S AND B'S.

A B IN MATH THATS A 

85.7%

HAHAHHAHAHAH


Yay

mort

pants

balls

pants

NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT

THE BUNNY BOYS ARE BACK NATALIA

IK YOU DON'T PLAY OM ANYMORE BUT THEY ARE BACK 

WHAT

IN OBEY ME NATALIA

THE BUNNY BOYS EVENT

ITS GOTTEN A PART 2

THERE WAS A WHOLE EPISODE ABOUT UT

WITH THE CARROTS AND BELPHIE AND LEVI PLAYED TWISTER AND ASMO WORE A SKIRT

Im doing that thing queenie did (holy shit river giving credits for once what the pants)

But its only creek and / or things that belong to him

Creek, obviously, the very first picrew of him

Or at least the one where i really settled on his design

Random shit

Nails

Nails but satan

nails but asmo

Nails but belphie

His hand and it sparkles

his bag

Creek but a spa day (or getting ready for it)

Just creek

Creek but sleepy

Creek but beachwear

Just creek again

Different picrews now

Creek but when he was an edgy emo teen / young adult

creek but artist

creek but genderbent

creek but human world wear

i wanna do an angel creek and devil creek and then proper sorcerer creek but im bored and its too hard to find picrews

bro creek is cute

and i rp with 'em?

i finally learned how to take selfies in sky

I will abuse this knowledge 



i made slash and axl rose from gnr into girls lol 

okay heres a lil intro for me <333

hi my name is

AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH

natalia

and i am

AAAAAAUUUUGH

years old :DDD

(this comes from the: hi my name is AUUUUUUUGHH Winston I am AUUUUUUUUUHHHH years old-)

I'm so sorry. I'm obsessed with scooby doo movie songs. Mostly the opening songs. Like... I'm going to post a bunch on my own comment section for music, if you're interested, check it out but I assure you, they're good.

OMG - YOU 2 

YES

hell yeah

what’s your favorite one?

scooby-dooby dooo

where r u?

Ok it’s a good song. But not what I’m talking about.

ugh-

like- I mean movie songs. Since that song didn’t originate in a movie it doesn’t really count. I mean it was in a movie but… ok look I really like that song and I do listen to it sometimes. But it’s like- not what I meant yk.

):<

HI GUYS UwU

uwu

hi!I!II!I!I!!

Man I miss my friendos here

🥺

Like I’ve been of vr chat playing haunted asylum 

And doing rps there

And shit like that

But damn 🥺

Lawkyyy

It's glad to see that your still alive

I’ve been around

I’m working on animations, vr chat gameplays on my second channel and other stuff :)

cool

mhm!

Lawkins! Ur here!

as always 

Waw, it's been a hot minute since last time you were here.

yeah

how’re things? How’s life?

LAWKINS

GIMMIE UR UHH

VR USERNAME

I'M ALLOWED TO GO ON IT

I'M UN-GROUNDED

swag

i'm gonna go on discord today sooo-

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PT3 (final) of every OC on my comp. in 10 words or less.

She's doing hot girl shit.

NO BC WHEN DID I MAKE YOU

Wow- I mean why're u herE?

the LoRRrEerReRErrREEeEeeE!

Fear me or die.

Dead girl walkin- but her "lover" is dead :0

She's pretty.

Oh... ok.

The annoying one.

The cool one.

The cute one.

*awkward silence*

murder is legal if you don't get caught/j

She's just clueless.

Um... chile- anyway so.

You're all idiots.

ah yes. Peak comedy.

"This is Fine" but different.

SK8 OC <3

dragonne ledey (SK8 OC)

the "top of my class, don't care" stereotype.

Money buys happiness if you need therapy!

smartass.

She's very pretty -w-

1980s/90s + early 2000s never looked better


That's all of them folks. Thank you and bye.

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