How could this happen to me. I’ve made my mistakes-
I’m making a level on lbp2 cuz my sister wants me to make one. That takes knowledge that I, a 13 year old child who can’t leave the house without permission, can’t pay taxes, can’t get a job, will most likely try to put the square block in the circle hole, and is a dumb bitch, do not have. How surprising.
I don’t know where you live, but I will track you down. I will not stop until I find you, and when I do I will find everyone you ever loved or cared about. One by one I will snap their heads off right in front of you. Then I’ll leave you alive so you can suffer knowing it was all your fault.
fun facts with Queen! (Properly this time, mostly about paintings, you’d learn more in Art History):
1. Did you know, the ‘Starry Night’ painting by Vincent Willem Van Gogh was painted during Vincent’s time in a mental hospital? The painting depicts the view he saw from his bedroom window, the only thing he saw for most of his time at the hospital. Vincent actually disliked the painting, as he thought he didn’t capture the stars right, he believed it would be his most disliked painting and now it is one of the most popular paintings out there.
2. There are many paintings of the biblical story of Judith, but ‘Judith Beheading Holofernes’ by Artemisia Gentileschi is one of the more notable ones. There is actually another story behind the story of Judith, a story about Artemisia herself. Artemisia painted herself as Judith and Holofernes as her own husband and also her rapist. See Artemisia had been raped by a man, but when she told her father of the situation he did not believe her, so he forced her to marry her rapist. She drew the painting to express her displeasure in the situation and also depict the issue with treatment towards women during the time.
3. Did you know, the original Mona Lisa had been attacked multiple times? Once when a tourist threw a rock at it, breaking the protective glass and damaging the painting. Major steps were taken to insure the painting’s safety and keep anyone from damaging it. Though it’s still not impossible to harm Leonardo’s painting, it is extremely difficult.
4. The ‘Mona Lisa’ was actually a commission from an anonymous person but for some reason, Leonardo Da Vinci kept the painting and even traveled with it. No one knows why he did this nor does anyone know anything about the client who asked for the painting.
5. Final fact about the ‘Mona Lisa’ I promise is that if you look closely at the background of the painting, you can see that it’s parts of different backgrounds stitched together. You see a bridge that does not continue. A mountain range that seems to just stop, high ground the ends abruptly behind her head. No one knows why the painting is done like this, it could be the simplest thing like “Leonardo or the client just wanted it that way” or it could be something complicated and far off from simply wanting it that way.
6. No one knows who ‘Girl With a Pearl Earring’ is. Speculation lead to a novel, a movie and even a screenplay. The girl depicted in the painting was likely Vermeer’s eldest of 10, Maria. Though this has never been confirmed, people still wonder who the ‘Girl With a Pearl Earring’ is, or shall I say ‘Girl in a Turban’ or perhaps ‘Mona Lisa of the west’ the painting has many names and a single nickname. The most popular being ‘Girl With a Pearl Earring’ or ‘Madonna With a Pearl Earring’
7. The Persistence of Memory by Dali was actually created in a hallucination. Around the time it was painted, Dali perfected his “paranoia-critical method” The artist would attempt to enter a meditative state of self-induced psychotic hallucinations so that he could make what he called “hand-painted dream photographs.”
8. Vincent Van Gogh’s ‘The Night Café’ actually has a deeper meaning in terms of colors. Rather than just being a café, the painting also shows a sense of despair, Van Gogh achieved that using the contrasting colors of red, dark yellow and green. Van Gogh’s use of colors to create a sense of emotion made his painting a historical masterpiece and one of his best.
9. K enough paintings, there’s a total of 16 Diary of a Wimpy Kid Books and 24 Dork Diaries, as well as 3 Diary of a Super Awesome Friendly Kid. Is that a fun fact? Who knows I just wanted to say it haha.
10. There’s still a lot we don’t know about Komodo Dragons, their fossils sate back to millions of years. But we do know their tails are as long as their bodies, they are poisonous and carnivorous, they live on their own island and they might have originated in Australia. They may be overgrown lizards, but they’re my overgrown lizards, one day I can have them as pets to create my army of animals, 5 snakes, 23 cats, 14 birds, 2 Komodo Dragons and 85 undecided animals.
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Kid you not
i would sell my organs to go see ghost live again
im taller now and my anxiety is better which means my dad might take me into the pit next time we go
I have always wanted to be in the pit
2 times i went we were off on the side (me an my dad that is)
not my parent knowing im gay and being homo :/ because they wanted a fucking girl
what does that have to do with my wanting to see a rock band 🤨
whatt
i posted about wanting to see a band live and you replied about your parent knowing your gay as if that's relevant to the subject
not my mom getting pissed off at me 'cause i didn't finish a test in math and i had to go to detention
she just rn got pissed off at me
and this happened like
5 months ago
finish the dang test
i did
but its just that when i was clearing out my folder
i left the slip on my desk and she saw it rn
and she started yelling at me
and rn shes going to court for her DUI
o.o
Jesus marie...
low quality shit memes fuck yeah
i gonna go to hell because if the thing that I did ;>
what did You do
being born in a family that don't like me and they said being gay is a sin and i have a family full of Karen's
e…-
reading Strangers From Hell
I’m bord ask me questions!
Anyway
Yall like my posters? I got most of em at Walmart for 7 bucks
lucky T^T
A list of ways my body has hurt today
1. My knees, i was jumping up and down and they both gave out
2. My head, it hurt
3. Finger nails, because i bit too far and i bled
4. My midsection/torso.. i can't explain this one it just hurts in random spots sometimes
5. My neck, its sore.. i sit too much
6. My throat, it feels weird to swallow and i don't like it
7. My wrists, it feels like i need to crack them but i just can not
8. My eyes, i was blinded by snow
9. My eyes again, this time i got sawdust in there
10. My chest, my heart was hurting again and it was not fun
The end
ayyy , your knee joints also give out when jumping ?
yuhhh
How could this happen to me. I’ve made my mistakes-
I’m making a level on lbp2 cuz my sister wants me to make one. That takes knowledge that I, a 13 year old child who can’t leave the house without permission, can’t pay taxes, can’t get a job, will most likely try to put the square block in the circle hole, and is a dumb bitch, do not have. How surprising.
Pls help. Goolooglo is being dum.
ok who the hell did this to bakuhoes and shark bie and the horny rooster no cap sharky looking like material gurllll
favorite one
SHARK BOI! NO! How could you.
I don’t know where you live, but I will track you down. I will not stop until I find you, and when I do I will find everyone you ever loved or cared about. One by one I will snap their heads off right in front of you. Then I’ll leave you alive so you can suffer knowing it was all your fault.
(this was a joke. Calm thyself.)
i-i'm soooo scared...
har har.
uwu
i have a high c in math
and my mom called me a failure last night
har har
That’s just sad.
i got a B
mother is that you
no it’s the idiot child youngest. QUEEN
ok
Y ' all , can you nice people on here follow me on pinterest , cuz i need more people :( ...... if you don't like metal , then I have plenty of memes
https://pin.it/1duELsy
lays
laying cat??
Hell yes ✨👄✨
laying cat..?
me and my sis bein idiots on LBP2
But we also getting all prizes possible for the good of our odd and strange and weird and peculiar outfits. Also stickers.
"Who the hell would ask the school to serve the good food more???"
.....
Me:
why u commenting on monster girl maker in school
fun fact
i'm not in school
LOLS
Hey Nat-wanna hear recordings of me singing my choir music? I'm practicing rn
Oh-sure!
SORRY THAT I DIDN'T RESPOND IN TIME-
I'm...currently catching up work.
in detention.
I have....6 missing assignments.
very sad.
cuzzzz
If 24-hour clocks started at 23:59 and counted down till 00:01, people might try getting more done.
good soup.
Cheese.
good soup.
watching Daredevil.
good soup.
I FIGURED OUT HOW TO WATCH ANIME ON A SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK
(CHECK THE CORNER-I COULDN'T HAVE IT BIG 'CAUSE MY TEACHER WAS NEAR ME LMAO)
good soup.
chef boyardee is amazing except for there ravioli >:(
.......
*sigh*
word of the week be like
My teacher said:
"Put the opposite meaning of ambivalence."
AHEM-
My sis bought a mha sticker pack and gave me this. Where does one put it??
okay so when i showed kerem the song:
"meant to be yours" from the heathers musical
she was like
"ew.....this song sucks."
"nataly, stfu"
......she likes it now.
ITS CAUSE HER EX GF'S NAME IS VERONICA
time to expose kerem :wink: :wink:
but
when it gets to the part um-
"VERONICA-Open the-open the door please!"
and like the rest of it-we like-
V I B E.
enjoy a hoard of mha memes! (Exactly 24, if the netflix adaptation memes are counted as one then 21)
I’m not sure if this is healthy lmao
OH MY GOD
I LAUGHED SO HARD ABT THE ONE OF KATSUKI SLAPPING THE HOOD OF THE CAR
LMAOO
yis
why im in class pls i crying TvT
5 hours late but
ohhhh to be me
lmao
omg, that was longer than my -
…
Do you wis to dye
The yassification of creek
(my boy got an upgrade ♡)
I… I…
I don’t believe my EeeeEeEEYYyyyYyySs-
Your name will be-
Pinocchi-hoe
*insert music*
✨FaThEr✨ When can I leave to be on my-
💅OwWhHn!💅
I’ve got the whole 🌎 W O R L D🌎 to see👁👄👁
OMG
HELP
SOMEONE ELSE WHO FOUND THE VIDEO
ME AND MY SISTER WERE LAUGHING FOR A GOOD 10 MINUTES
YES AHAHAHA
THE COMPANY ITSELF SAID HE WAS YASSIFIED ITS THE FIRST VIDEO WITH THE AUDIO
LMAISUHBDG@WHQSB
YEA
Woof
…
Stop.
You don't like it then?
no I do. I just request average looking people. I didn’t ask to for heart attacks from this comment section thank you.
what if i said... no
Heart attacks are good
Ppl die bc heart attack
bark bark
*leans on dog car with a smirk*
BACK🤺GET🤺BACK🤺I🤺SAY🤺
LMAO
STAY AWAY FROM THAT MANS NATALIA
I DO NOT TRUST U
aaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww
u can't trust me???
:(
heat packs
welcome to helll
Ur mom
yas
hiii
hioiiiihbGTFVE#DBEnx
omg do you like… need an ambulance?
no
BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
i'm getting my hair cut on thursday
and my hair is already rlly rlly shoprt
sooooooooooo
lile
i wqaaaaaaaaannnnnntttttttt
like
i'm getting a boy cut
so
im turning emooo
EMO DOG
YES
OMG I MADE A SLIDESHOW
EHHEHEHE
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1rfMvseVzT7n-vDmWD_fVQmRee6k2MC5T9mkOCKFR...
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1rfMvseVzT7n-vDmWD_fVQmRee6k2MC5T9mkOCKFR
check out my slideshow.
uwu
(i put so much time and effort into it 100%)
Sorry I’m a child :)
Rawr~
The “I’m dead inside” face
She’s gonna murder me
Stole my sister’s shoes
the barbie extra tho
IKR
hate
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE
at first that thing was just vibing in its aquarium...
But it got Freed
So likeee
OKAY
SO LIKE
UJMMMMMMMMMM-
i have till tonight to get all my missing work done
and if i don't i am going to cut my hair as a boy
CROW AND MEMES-ITS FINALLY HAPPENING
I'M GONNA TURN INTO REN
LMAO
BUT LIKE
LESS HOTTER
then why
then why what?
why be less hotter
unpopular opinion
valentines day is over-rated
and im not saying that b/c i dont have a valentine
I do. my gf
i just think its over-rated
I feel bad for worm from castle swimmers
He got his home taken away 🥺
And he looked so damn pissed
thats uwu
ew discord kitten
uwu
say that one more time im gonna kill your mom and dad ang you grandparents .-.
my grandparents are already did
#quirky
fun facts with Queen! (Properly this time, mostly about paintings, you’d learn more in Art History):
1. Did you know, the ‘Starry Night’ painting by Vincent Willem Van Gogh was painted during Vincent’s time in a mental hospital? The painting depicts the view he saw from his bedroom window, the only thing he saw for most of his time at the hospital. Vincent actually disliked the painting, as he thought he didn’t capture the stars right, he believed it would be his most disliked painting and now it is one of the most popular paintings out there.
2. There are many paintings of the biblical story of Judith, but ‘Judith Beheading Holofernes’ by Artemisia Gentileschi is one of the more notable ones. There is actually another story behind the story of Judith, a story about Artemisia herself. Artemisia painted herself as Judith and Holofernes as her own husband and also her rapist. See Artemisia had been raped by a man, but when she told her father of the situation he did not believe her, so he forced her to marry her rapist. She drew the painting to express her displeasure in the situation and also depict the issue with treatment towards women during the time.
3. Did you know, the original Mona Lisa had been attacked multiple times? Once when a tourist threw a rock at it, breaking the protective glass and damaging the painting. Major steps were taken to insure the painting’s safety and keep anyone from damaging it. Though it’s still not impossible to harm Leonardo’s painting, it is extremely difficult.
4. The ‘Mona Lisa’ was actually a commission from an anonymous person but for some reason, Leonardo Da Vinci kept the painting and even traveled with it. No one knows why he did this nor does anyone know anything about the client who asked for the painting.
5. Final fact about the ‘Mona Lisa’ I promise is that if you look closely at the background of the painting, you can see that it’s parts of different backgrounds stitched together. You see a bridge that does not continue. A mountain range that seems to just stop, high ground the ends abruptly behind her head. No one knows why the painting is done like this, it could be the simplest thing like “Leonardo or the client just wanted it that way” or it could be something complicated and far off from simply wanting it that way.
6. No one knows who ‘Girl With a Pearl Earring’ is. Speculation lead to a novel, a movie and even a screenplay. The girl depicted in the painting was likely Vermeer’s eldest of 10, Maria. Though this has never been confirmed, people still wonder who the ‘Girl With a Pearl Earring’ is, or shall I say ‘Girl in a Turban’ or perhaps ‘Mona Lisa of the west’ the painting has many names and a single nickname. The most popular being ‘Girl With a Pearl Earring’ or ‘Madonna With a Pearl Earring’
7. The Persistence of Memory by Dali was actually created in a hallucination. Around the time it was painted, Dali perfected his “paranoia-critical method” The artist would attempt to enter a meditative state of self-induced psychotic hallucinations so that he could make what he called “hand-painted dream photographs.”
8. Vincent Van Gogh’s ‘The Night Café’ actually has a deeper meaning in terms of colors. Rather than just being a café, the painting also shows a sense of despair, Van Gogh achieved that using the contrasting colors of red, dark yellow and green. Van Gogh’s use of colors to create a sense of emotion made his painting a historical masterpiece and one of his best.
9. K enough paintings, there’s a total of 16 Diary of a Wimpy Kid Books and 24 Dork Diaries, as well as 3 Diary of a Super Awesome Friendly Kid. Is that a fun fact? Who knows I just wanted to say it haha.
10. There’s still a lot we don’t know about Komodo Dragons, their fossils sate back to millions of years. But we do know their tails are as long as their bodies, they are poisonous and carnivorous, they live on their own island and they might have originated in Australia. They may be overgrown lizards, but they’re my overgrown lizards, one day I can have them as pets to create my army of animals, 5 snakes, 23 cats, 14 birds, 2 Komodo Dragons and 85 undecided animals.
OH MY GID
OKAY SO LIKE
I TOLD ONE OF MY 8TH PERIOD CLASSMATES TO THROW THERE SPIDY STICKY THING
ITS THOSE LIKE
Y'KNOW
WALL CRAWLERS???
THEY THREW IT TO THE CEILING
AND
ITS STILL STUCK UP THERE
ITS BEEN WELL OVER 5 MINUTES
HELP
GUYS
IT CAME OFF
FINALLY
BUT WE HAD TO GET IT OFF WITH A METER STICK
My thumbs hurt owieee
Yall ever just randomly get the urge to reorganize your entire poster collection
because same
yes
rate this valentimes card out of 10
that-t is the best thing i have ever seen , after am done making money ( I 'll show you how ) i ĺl make you a card
bet
so .......... I made four of each color , which is your favorite .........
the purple one
the candy corn one
or the fancy red one :) am selling theses at my school for only one dollar
this is ew for me but noice
ummmmmmmm , it's a inside joke lmao
you wouldn't GET it
am back cuties