Monster Girl Maker

I want to reach that age where I’m so old, everyone just treats me like a child and just keep giving everyone mini panic attacks:

“Here let me help cut the vegetables.”

“Grandma- no. Grandma, put the knife DOWN.”

“No it’s fine I can do it.”

“Wait, grandma that’s not how you-“

“Oh no. I dropped the knife. Let me pick it- ow my back!”

“Grandma…”

hehehehehhehehhehe I’m so good picture yes hahhahahhahaha hehehehhehe ahahhahahahhah hehehe ahahahhahahhhahhahahahhah

uhm so.. my phone broke so I'm using my laptop, and I kinda wont be on here that much, so yeah.

the one time i try to have a cute little days of love photo shoot..

even big sky kid river has trouble

This song..

OH MY GOD.

HER VOICE-

*chef kisses*

Why am I obsessed with siren sounds. Especially the spoopy ones. Like they just sound so cool! I could listen to sirens for hours on end.

I just imagine like a bomb or a hurricane or smthn hitting my city and the siren be like “evacuate now or u will literally die” and I’m just in my room vibing to the siren lol

Vampire boi

idk was just messin around with a picrew-

Thanks for making an account just for me, mysterious person.

I needed it 😊

my teacher can't tell me anything-

my essay is 556 words.

SHE SAID

400-500 WORDS

I WENT

56 MORE WORDS

AND THIS IS ONLY A DRAFT-

AHHAHAHAH

imagine being in school

what a bunch of losers

YES STFU MY HAIR IS MESSY-I HAVE CLIPS HOLDING IT TOGETHER. I DIDN'T BRUSH IT.

I have a ps3, it’s been ages since I last played. The dualshocks are broken so we bought new ones. The nostalgia! Just hearing the opening of little big planet, tv superstars, any of the games we have and the probably broken ps3 making printer noises when opening a game. It’s just… 

you know that one audio like:

“do you just reject everyone that asks you out?”

“Basically.”

“Why?”

“Because I’m not attracted to any of them.”

“Who do you think you are?”

“Umm, someone who is hot and talented and interesting and cool and hot and talented and interesting.”

“You’re not even that good looking, like you need to humble yourself okay.”

“No.”

“What-“

“Why do I have to humble myself, I think I’m great, just because you think I’m not attractive doesn’t mean I have to lower my standards, you know why’s that your business.”

“Well you’re probably gonna die alone then.”

“I’d rather die alone than be with someone who’s mediocre, like I think I’m great company so I’m fine with that.”

“You’re delusional”

“Mmkay, then let me be delusional.”

“Someone needs to make you realize that you’re not all that.”

“Mm, not gonna happen. Why do you care so much babe? Like what are you gonna do if I don’t humble myself? Call the police. Get a grip.”

“Yeah, whatever.”

“Mmkay, thank you.”

Yea that one… idk I just like it lmao-

Sky things 

close friends and family: *constantly complimenting me*

Me: *static reaction*

Glamrock Freddy: *calls me superstar once*

Me:

Anyway

my cat keeps sucking on every blanket he can find

And it always makes me sad 

Cause we found him as a stray a few years ago

And according to the internet when they do shit like that its cause they were separated from their moms too early and its supposed ro comfort them 

And then i get all sad because that means even at 4 years old he still misses his mommy 😭

HE IS HERE

AND HE IS GLORIOUS 

Man why half the people on tic-tac be so cringe. Was the cringe police banned from dig dog?

I bought a Harley Quinn Funko Pop, special edition. From ‘Birds of Prey (and the fabulous emancipation of one Harley Quinn)’ it’s nice but the paint job isn’t the best, like almost all other funko pops. Perks of being an artist, I can fix it lol.

For now, here’s the box: