You know how the workers at starbucks treat the drinks? They don’t care about the drinks at all. You could replace those drinks with anything grape flavored and you’d get the same re-action from anyone.
So, after school, Eris came out holding a 5 foot bear-and she had brought it to school like-2 days ago and the counler told her to leave it inside her office, and today she finally got it back. And she was yelling: "I GOT IT BACK!! I GOT IT BACK!!" and we were all cheering and she had to tie her shoes and she said: "Nat! Could you hold the bear?" and i was like: "Yeah!" AND WHEN I WAS HOLDING THE BEAR, THESE 7TH GRADERS RUSHED TOWARDS US AND STARTED PULLING THE BEAR-AND ROMINA Y JOHANA STARTED RECORDING AND I WAS FIGHTING FOR IT, SO WAS KEREM AND THEN I PULLED HARD ENOUGH THAT I HAD THE BEAR-Then we compared the bear to Romina's little sister and Johana's little brother AND THEY WERE TALLER THAN HIM. Rn i'm babysitting the tiny bear-(shes my granddaughter-)
IT WAS SO FUNNY DUDE-I'LL SEND PICS ON FRIDAY LMAO
SO IN MY DRAMA CLASS (which takes place on the stage at my school) WE HAVE THIS LITTLE CORNER OFF TO THE SIDE WHERE WE STACK CHAIRS
WELL THERES THIS ALSO THIS CLOTHES RACK THERR
AND SO, I WAS PUTTING MY CHAIR AWAY, AND SOME MORE PEOPLE CAME TO PUT THEIRS AND SO I WENT TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND I TRIPPED OVER THE CLOTHES RACK AND I THEN PROCEEDED TO APOLOGIZE TO THE CLOTHES RACK TRIP ONE MORE TIME AND APOLOGIZE AGAIN
ALRIGHT YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BIRD IS HERE DO YOU NEED HUGS!? ICE CREAM!? WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM Y'KNOW WHAT IMMA GET YOU EVERY KIND OF ICE CREAM PICK A MOVIE TO WATCH/CRY OVER ALSO IF YOU WANNA TALK AM HERE. Also if this lass broke up with you give me names I WILL come for some kneecaps.
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That reminds me of
The entire world: ananas.
English language: PiNeApPlE
:>
French
l’ananas
yes
lmao mike
lmao
imma be honest, The Book Of Life is my childhood but it’s kinda weird.
Like really weird. Like ‘how did I watch this and not question it’ weird.
shkshjajafdbxb
I remember thar
strng chese.
I eat chese
Why does everyone hate Grape-flavored-medicine-?
its good-
thank god im not the only one
i dunno who that is
ew
It tastes like poison. If I ever plan on poisoning someone I wouldn’t even use grape flavored stuff on my worst enemy.
lmao pls-
no it does not
yes it does. I feel like I could put that on snow white’s apple and instead of sleeping, apple bottom bitch is gonna yeet on over to meet her creator.
XD
it does nottt
does too. I could do this all day.
You know how the workers at starbucks treat the drinks? They don’t care about the drinks at all. You could replace those drinks with anything grape flavored and you’d get the same re-action from anyone.
NO
I HATE IT
I HATE IT SO GOD DAMN MUCH
ITS GOOD
NO
ITS DISGUSTING
ITS GOOD
IT TASTE SO BAD AND THE TEXTURE IS SO HORRID
…no
Grape vape oil tho
🤤
grape medicine
and i dont smoke or vape
Hi, my name is Vamps. I am a alter of Felix/Xeon. I like grape juice.
I like grape juice aswell, but not the ones that smell like grape medicine
nice
hi nice to meet ya
Heyaaa.
one of us. One of us. One of us! ONE OF US!
Who are you?
I’m DaQueenOfYou-
One of us. One of us. ONE OF US.
Who are you? V.2
A random nobody. :D
Diamond
*wave* hello
uh
Spent an hour looking for the long side of my blanket only to discover… my blanket… has been SQUARE the WHOLE TIME!
IT SNOOOOWED
YAAAAY, FINALLY 😭
AGGAAHAHAHAHAHAH
OOOOOOOOOOKAY-
I'm pissed-
at mr. pervert, aka bullock. He's my drones teacher-and my computers teacher.
All the kids HAVE to pass that class or they ain't moving to high school, and Kerem has been doing her work, y'know, being a good kid.
And this dude is like: "Screw you!"
and now Kerem has a D in his class-BOTH classes. She does her work.
I've even told him-and he's like:
'Oh, well you and Kerem screw around to much!"
She still does her work though.
not.
fair.
....ITS JOHANA'S BIRTHDAY
WOOHOO
YAAAY
:DD
y 'all , its time to play " random ass picture in my files " :D
...
I-, WHY do you even have this-??? o-o
I. am. BORED.
DOOOOOOES ANYONE WANNA RP, I DO NOT CARE WHAT IT IS, WHAT TYPE OF RP IT IS-, I JUST NEED SOMETHING TO DO BEFORE I COMMIT WALL-SMASHING :)
don’t abuse the wall skykins
Alley shall help!
I shall use Tommy the wise mountain goat 👏🏽
-gasp-, Lawfullll! :D
It's been ages since we talked! :>
.. and yayyyyyy-, i shall use this boi =w=
ikr, I’ve been on vr chat doing erps 😖
Yay, whom shall start?
Meh shall start, though do you wanna talk about specifies in terms of the rp-? =w=
... I am, slightly interested in hearing about them- o=o
I was thinking a fantasy nsfw rp
( it’s pretty fun, I do infact have limits to them as I have phantom touch and I can infact feel it 💀)
I CAN RP!
DANK YOU- :)
I'M GONNA USE ROBYN
AND I WILL USE THIS MANZ THAT I DEF DON'T USE ALMOST EVERY RP-
KK DO YOU WANNA START?
No wall smashing for you
... -/-
YES I REALIZE I USE HIM A LOT, BUT HE'S ADORABLE-
he is cute
...
And this is kenny. uwu
U KILLED KENNY
U BASTARD
my mother almost wall smashed today.
SHE WAS PIIIIIIIIIISSSSSED.
Hulk smash.
Sure!
...
Wow, your the fifth person to actually agree to rp with me-
JEEZ IS IT THAT EASY TO ASK-?!
... Thanks! :)
lmao
lol, well thank you you. =w=
np haha
lol, this place kills me.
OKAY BUT-
LISTEN-
24k magic by Bruno Mars but sped up.
At 2am.
And with your dog.
VIBE RIGHT THERE-
OR TREASURE-
OH MY GOD-
Hahahahahahahahahaha the cute guy on the bus likes my friend hahahahaha
I’m having a snow day tmrw
NO SCHOOL + SNOW + I CAN USE MY GIFTCARD? HELL YEAH 👽
WHAT
NO
FAIR
YES FAIR
I HAVENT GOTTEN SNOW HERE IN YEARS 😈
IT DOESN'T EVEN SNOW HERE WHERE I LIVE-Well, on the mountains yes-BUT-STILL.
-SKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~
hi buddy
charlotte is gonna stalk u
...
okay one NO, NO USING THAT TONE WITH ME-
and two, oh god not CHARLOTTE-
WHAT
NO-NO-I WASN'T USING IT THAT WAY-
I USE THE "~" FOR ECHOING-LIKE-MAKING IT LONGER-Y'KNOW?
and like
isn't
charlotte hot
I'M ALSO GONNA MAKE A TIKTOK OF THE 7TH GRADERS TACKLING THE BEAR
Yeah i know-, i was just messing with you. -v-
...
Good.
OH-MAN-THIS IS WHY ALL MY FRIENDS SAY THAT WHEN THEY MAKE JOKES I TAKE EM TO SERIOUSLY-but I'm not serious at all....
this is really fucked up but I made a joke of one of my dead relatives.BUT WE DON'T TALK ABT THAT-CAUSE THAT PERSON WAS AN ASSHOLE TO ME-I mean..it made my friends laugh soooo...heh
YES GOOD
I SNATCHED THAT BEAR-
Anyways, would you like me to start?
Yep.
And eh, i feel like if one of my pops passed, I probably wouldn't care to much, since I barley would've known them.
Bord.
hi bord i'm nat
Didn’t say ‘I’m’ I only said bord.
I DON'T CARE.
Rude!
I AM NOT RUDE.
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RN
OH MY GOD-
OKAY SO
AHEM
So, after school, Eris came out holding a 5 foot bear-and she had brought it to school like-2 days ago and the counler told her to leave it inside her office, and today she finally got it back. And she was yelling: "I GOT IT BACK!! I GOT IT BACK!!" and we were all cheering and she had to tie her shoes and she said: "Nat! Could you hold the bear?" and i was like: "Yeah!" AND WHEN I WAS HOLDING THE BEAR, THESE 7TH GRADERS RUSHED TOWARDS US AND STARTED PULLING THE BEAR-AND ROMINA Y JOHANA STARTED RECORDING AND I WAS FIGHTING FOR IT, SO WAS KEREM AND THEN I PULLED HARD ENOUGH THAT I HAD THE BEAR-Then we compared the bear to Romina's little sister and Johana's little brother AND THEY WERE TALLER THAN HIM. Rn i'm babysitting the tiny bear-(shes my granddaughter-)
IT WAS SO FUNNY DUDE-I'LL SEND PICS ON FRIDAY LMAO
I'm so sexy.
There are people uploading characters from this as NFTs and naming them "Alien Girls" on Openseas
*loading 12 gauge
LMAO WHAT 💀
enki
Please go get some ice cream
It will help
yes emojis
THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING HAPPENED TO ME AUGH
SO IN MY DRAMA CLASS (which takes place on the stage at my school) WE HAVE THIS LITTLE CORNER OFF TO THE SIDE WHERE WE STACK CHAIRS
WELL THERES THIS ALSO THIS CLOTHES RACK THERR
AND SO, I WAS PUTTING MY CHAIR AWAY, AND SOME MORE PEOPLE CAME TO PUT THEIRS AND SO I WENT TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND I TRIPPED OVER THE CLOTHES RACK AND I THEN PROCEEDED TO APOLOGIZE TO THE CLOTHES RACK TRIP ONE MORE TIME AND APOLOGIZE AGAIN
The sudden urge to just share my real feelings rn-
my exes are my besties but distanced
am back
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Baseball, boring? Am I right?
Of course I am.
But-its for extra curricular...and your mother is forcing you to go to the school baseball tryouts...
..........Oh god.
TRYOUTS ARE NEXT WEEK
UM
LISTEM
I DON'T WANNA DO BASEBALL I WANNA DO VOLLEYBALL-But-I can't argue with my motherrrrrrrr-
EHBWNQDEBHWNSA
ok , here's my draft of the note imma write to my crush on valentines day
roses are red
violets are blue
i like rock n roll and so do you
if you say yes , then i ĺl take you out to mcdonalds to get a mcflurry , so you better answer in a hurry
- breanna
yea I’d accept that one haha
I really like mc flurries…
But you should probably send that to your val instead of a random comment section lmao
......... i know , but i wanted y'all opinions
it’s good lol
THATS GOOD
CAUSE A MCFLURRY SOUNDS GOOD
But..what if the ice cream machine is broken..?
imma give them different ice cream ;)
AM KIDDING , only a mcflurry
AYO?
Is it...creamy?
;)
anyone know how to crack ur back cause
uhhh-
MY BACK HURTS.
idk stretch. Like do some back stretches.
I DID
IT STILL DIDN'T CRACK
oh…
HI ENKI
she’s not feeling it
She gotten into a breakup 😞
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yeah
sad
ALRIGHT YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BIRD IS HERE DO YOU NEED HUGS!? ICE CREAM!? WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM Y'KNOW WHAT IMMA GET YOU EVERY KIND OF ICE CREAM PICK A MOVIE TO WATCH/CRY OVER ALSO IF YOU WANNA TALK AM HERE. Also if this lass broke up with you give me names I WILL come for some kneecaps.
Rimwder that its me
3veyrones favourit grbpdas
Rible!
UR MY GRANDPA!?!?!?
WHAT
I THOUGHT U DIED WHEN MY MOM WAS 6..?
IM JOT YOU GRANDPA NATALIA
IM CABINS GRANDPA
..................
😡
HELP
MY MOM IS MAKING MY SISTER LEARN HOW TO COOK
AND SHE TEACHING HER HOW TO USE THE STOVE AND MY MOM JUST SAID IN SPANISH:
"If a stupid little toddler comes over here, and tries to turn on the stove, the kid is gonna die-"
HELP
SHES-
BWHAHHAHAHAHHAA-
reminder that its me natalia-ratalia.
reminder that it’s me lawkins
who r u?
lawfully
A YouTuber who has crackhead friends 😫
OOOOOOOOOO
I'M ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!??!?
RIGHT?!??!
my satlue friends
You are a friend
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Omg am i a cracked head friend
I mean my salue friends
The ones I do YouTube gameplay with
Bro who the fuck scared you 💀
my friend was throwing nickels at me
In hiding
jevik
cool!!
WHAT DID I DO
birb
THE BIRD IS NOT THE MAIN FOCUS HERE
💀
ITS TRUE
“obey me”
Me being a weasel: “yes master~ how may I serve your pleasurment?~”
LOSER
SHUT IT
ITS BECAUSE APPARENTLY MC DIDN'T WAKE BELPHIE AFTER HE FELL ASLEEP DURING A MOVIE THEY WERE WATCHING TOGETHER
BUT JOKES ON YOU
MC RECORDED IT
WHAT
BRUHHHHHHHHHGHHH
how the fuck did you get hacked aye?
.....My sister leaked my password to one of her dumb friends.
I HAD IT AS MY FULL NAME.
Now its something else.
hah
STFU
Dummy don’t give your passcode to no one
................................
I just sent my wattpad password to my mom.
uwu