did u guys know, one of my thumbs doesn’t have a finger print because idiot me decided playing with a razor would be a great idea so uh… I ripped my thumb off and the skin that grew over the scab didn’t have a finger print on it. My sister also slightly burned her finger and it burned off her fingerprint. So in conclusion if you wanna steal anything burn off your fingerprints, wear a wig and cut your hair to the side of a toothbrush bristle, wear stolen shoes that have abprint not similar to any if the shoes you already have. Wear contacts. You gotta be committed to get away with crimes and become a famous criminal but no one knows you because you look completely different. You’ll never be caught.
lol imagine setting off a mental breakdown because of a 1st degree burn the size of a small stick that would fit in a baby fish’s mouth then managing to be forced out of it because everyone was looking at you.
you know the post from 6 hours ago about how im making strawberry shortcake… yeah that’s still going on.
I swear I feel like killing my whole family and then myself rn. How can they be so insensitive. I put my blood sweat and tears into making shortcake for them. I am on the verge of a mental breakdown. And they treat me so mean.
Saying stuff like “be faster” “make sure it doesn’t burn” “gosh you’re doing it wrong” “wow you’re so bad at this haha” “lol it looks like shit” I swear I’m so done. I ask my sister to take over part of the job for me because I need a rest, you know what she does… she tells me no. Very rudely. She even gave me a look. I’m done. I’m crying for 10 years then jumping out the window (we’re on the 1st floor) and running off until I eventually meet my untimely demise for no reason because I’m a weakling.
Then I started crying… then I started panicking… and when I was just about to really start the breakdown part of the mental breakdown my mother made me take a chill pill and slow down and explain what’s wrong.
lmao, idk why I’m in the mood for ships rn. I just enjoy talking about being annoyed that 2 people haven’t discovered that they’re perfect for each other lol 😂
I even remember this one game that’s like a fashion show and everyone else was making mistakes and their catwalk was so off and then I went on and killed it and got praised by the worker lady at the place.
I knew what I was doing when I decided to be better than everyone before I even had the brain capacity to remember what I ate 3 seconds ago.
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did u guys know, one of my thumbs doesn’t have a finger print because idiot me decided playing with a razor would be a great idea so uh… I ripped my thumb off and the skin that grew over the scab didn’t have a finger print on it. My sister also slightly burned her finger and it burned off her fingerprint. So in conclusion if you wanna steal anything burn off your fingerprints, wear a wig and cut your hair to the side of a toothbrush bristle, wear stolen shoes that have abprint not similar to any if the shoes you already have. Wear contacts. You gotta be committed to get away with crimes and become a famous criminal but no one knows you because you look completely different. You’ll never be caught.
DSMP stuff
Why
✨ because ✨
because.... why
no reason I just got bored so I just started making random picrew stuff
but why.... That
THE LONG FURBY GOD!!!!!
Yoooo sorry I haven't been on the school blocked the website but it's good to be back 😊
Ok! It’s ben a long time
well hi
hello
im back bitch >:]
how have you all been
Who?
oh yeah i haven't been on seance 2019-2020
The Long Furby God. They disappeared back in 2019
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! 😆
we’ve talked in your server so I’m guessing your swag
And as for me
Hmm I’m also swag 😎👌🏾
very swag
woo
hello
And now i talk about my mental health (by talk i mean i made a meme)
*cough cough* heartstopper *cough* wonder egg priority *coughing fit* a silent voice *cough*
its almost like thats the whole ass point
I have a solution to fix your problem! I call it:
✨c o o k i n g s h o w s✨
To distract you from how horrible your life is and make fun of other people as they make dumb mistakes under pressure. YAY!
and now i rant about cow tits
people who say milk is cow cum are so dumb
Do you cum from your tiddies? Hm?
Because udders are cow tiddies
So its tiddy milk
Thats why you only get milk from female cows
Like you only get milk from biological females
Because boobie
Sometimes I get worried that im mansplaining the female cow anatomy to people
Then i remember i have boobs so i actually know what im talking about
Rible… why are people idiots?
I wish i knew 💔
so sad… they were just born with no braincells 😔
so true 😔
also can I call u Rible from now on?
lol imagine setting off a mental breakdown because of a 1st degree burn the size of a small stick that would fit in a baby fish’s mouth then managing to be forced out of it because everyone was looking at you.
Can’t be me haha…
…
NO I AM NOT
IM BROCKEN, EMO, SAD, UNHAPPY, DEPRESSION, ANXIETY, GAY AND TRANSGINGER
ty for asking tho
I’m so sowwys evewywon I must dwo my dwuty UwU
thank god it’s been two hours since you’ve made this post
you know the post from 6 hours ago about how im making strawberry shortcake… yeah that’s still going on.
I swear I feel like killing my whole family and then myself rn. How can they be so insensitive. I put my blood sweat and tears into making shortcake for them. I am on the verge of a mental breakdown. And they treat me so mean.
Saying stuff like “be faster” “make sure it doesn’t burn” “gosh you’re doing it wrong” “wow you’re so bad at this haha” “lol it looks like shit” I swear I’m so done. I ask my sister to take over part of the job for me because I need a rest, you know what she does… she tells me no. Very rudely. She even gave me a look. I’m done. I’m crying for 10 years then jumping out the window (we’re on the 1st floor) and running off until I eventually meet my untimely demise for no reason because I’m a weakling.
Pls save me.
Call um
the paw patrol
Or uh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You can do it! Yay yay yay!
Go team!
lol guess what set off my mental breakdown!
I BURNT MYSELF LMAOOOO!!!
Then I started crying… then I started panicking… and when I was just about to really start the breakdown part of the mental breakdown my mother made me take a chill pill and slow down and explain what’s wrong.
YAY!
oh
Dont put ice on it
Thats bad news bears
But you can um.. still do it! After a break.. or three
I made the cake. It’s trash. But eatable
huzzah!
Mission accomplished :D
Good job 👍
Even if it isn't good ya still did it
Emo
L
My cat's an ipad kid
LMo indeed
NOOOOOO
THE LAST EPISODE OF TROPICAL ROUGE PRECURE CAME OUT / COMES OUT TODAY AAAA
WHY
I just found a hockey night Canada audio on tiktok
and it unlocked a memory i didn't know i had
See, I'm not a hockey kinda guy.. im not a sports guy... but once
Yes one whole time
I went to an Ottawa senators game
it was boring as shit but i got cotton candy so who cares
NO
WAIT
THATS NOT WHAT THAT WAS
MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL USED TO DO THIS THING CALLED THE STANLEY CUP READING CHALLANGE
I REMEMBER THIS SO WELL
EVERY YEAR
ALL THE 4-6 GRADERS WOULD BE ASSIGNED DIFFERENT HOCKEY TEAMS
AND WE'D READ FOR POINTS
AND WE'D RECORD THS POINTS ON LITTLE THEMED BOOKMARKS
AND EVERY OTHER WEEK THEY'D ANNOUNCE WHAT TEAMS WERE GUNNA BE PAIRED UP TO FIGHFGT FOR MORE POINTS AND THEN WHAT TEAMS GOT ELIMINATED
AND THE TEAM THAT WON THE FINAL THING
GOT TO EAT ICE FREAM FROM THE STANLEY CUP
AND EVERY DAY THEY DID THE ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR THE CHALLANGE
THEY'D PLAY THAF SOMG
I remember, in the 6th grade, me and my friend ashley were team capitans
And we won
😈😈
Get fucked
I woke up
very early today
And im
Pissed
Off
i fell asleep at 11
And woke up.. at.. 8:30am.. EIGHT THIRTY
I USUALLY WAKE UP AT 11AM AT THE EARLIEST (the latest I've gotten up is 4pm)
when i find out i am adopted
lol I’m making strawberry shortcake
I present
Bean :3
*humming mimic book 1 ending music intensifies*
lmao, idk why I’m in the mood for ships rn. I just enjoy talking about being annoyed that 2 people haven’t discovered that they’re perfect for each other lol 😂
Haha yea like falec XD( funneh×alec)
and jizzie (it already happened but for my AU lizzie×joel)
ik CARTOON SHIPS
Have you heard THE MIMIC OST book one ending music
If not
GO TO SOUNDCLOUD RIGHT NOW(or whatever music app you use I recommend soundcloud tho)
i do too
Why am I so obsessed with the MIMIC OST book 1 ending theme
(Aka black rock—shooter the second promise)
And the new lobby theme is just *CHEFS KISS* (remix by piano vampire)
Like litteral CHILLS
ITS 11 PM!? FOR ME ITS 12 AM
no like 12 AM in the afternoon
ye
It's that time of day everyone-
Aka me sneaking in here even when I'm not supposed to
spspspspspsps any cats in here spspspsppss
not me but other cats spspsppspsps
I like Persian cats
pop
I hate u bandori
I hate u with a burning passion
-NATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNAT
. -.
...Please-
balls?
i love them
IM BOREDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ANYONE WANNA RP-?
Link
uhh- lemmie find i brb
I think im prickle nuts
i haven't gotten my period since like October 😭 (ik i said smth abut getting it recently but i was wrong)
Im (unfortunately) not sexually active so theres only one logical explanation...
I HAVE BEEN IMPREGNATED BY JESUS HAROLD CHRIST HIMSELF
i am the next virgin mary
This is a joke. Im not pregnat. I just lost a lot pf weight and my hormones are all wonky or smth
STFU I AM
FOR EXAMPLE ME
its been four days
Look at me, already a diva from age 7-9
Posing and everything!
I even remember this one game that’s like a fashion show and everyone else was making mistakes and their catwalk was so off and then I went on and killed it and got praised by the worker lady at the place.
I knew what I was doing when I decided to be better than everyone before I even had the brain capacity to remember what I ate 3 seconds ago.
yea, I was tiny back then. But I drank my milk and now I’m taller than everyone and they all hate me because of it lol
yes. But all the milk and veggies in the world can’t make you tall enough to beat i forgot lol
So i made this lady right
and originally she was supposed to be a genderbend of my om oc, creek... but i love her too much.. lowkey wanna make her into like his twin or smt
sooooooooooooo UwU , the meme bitch is back
.....
Woof 🥰
im in love with the artstyle they use for the pictures sent via text... they're all so... mm
riv don’t forget about meee
im not doin ut on purpose
I just dont like to rp while in school
Someone might SEE
oh sorry
I KNOW OTS MAMMON
WHY DO YOU THINK I BARKED
the way this looks so good far way then boom when its close up its just
Its time for geography with river
so, Americans, its been brought to my attention, that you guys... don't know what Quebec is
because its not a person, or a government... its a province
what is a province? A state but canadian, what is a state? A location
THEREFORE Quebec is a LOCATION
AS YOU CAN SEE HERE ON THIS HELPFUL MAP
QUEBEC, IS A PLACE, A SHITTY PLACE AND I LIVE NEAR IT
for i live on the boarder of ontario and across the ottawa river.. is fuckin shitface quebec
The end
Oh-WELL IM NOT CANADIAN(but my fav youtubers are)
I DON'T CARE IF UR FAV YOUTUBERS ARE CANADIAN
esta pinche puta
in front of me.
name emmalia.
.................................................
Reasons why I hate leadership class.
Number 1-
this bitch
Number 2.
BOOORING.
wtf is a leadership class, that sounds like a place choke full of pretentious people
magnet school check
what
Thigh socks my beloved <3
i agree
YEAhHH
nuts
pp
OH MY GOD
ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE STUDY HALL IN MATH.
JOHANA-YOU DIDN'T COME IN FOR LUNCH THE OTHER DAY
AND KEREM CHOCKED ON AN ORAGNE AGAIn
IT WAS SO FUNNY
I ALSON CHOEKCED ON PASTA
YEA LMAOA
THE WAY WE WERE LAUGHING
AND HOW I SAID
"I'm not going to givr y-*COUGH*"
I COUGHED SO FUCKING LOUD
WE KEPT LAUGHING SM
IKR
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
U PISSED URSELF.
STOP....
BUT BRO GUESS WWHAT
IM JUST LIKE JOHANA..
I HAVENT GOT MY PERIOD IN TWO DAYS
i didnt get my probation mail
ZAMN
No but I'm scared if mi mama gets this
OH
TODAY JILENE THREW AN ERASER AT ME\
AND I CAUGHT IT AND WHEN I WAS THROWING IT BACK-SHE RAN BACKWADSS AND SHE BUMPED INTO MY MOM
MI MAMA WAS SO PISSED DUDE
OOOOHP
ND SHE TOLD ME:
"Just keep on doing that shit...keep on doing it..."
.......SCARY..
So I'mmmm gonna cry-
WHY!!??!?!?!?
why dpoes berb cry!??!?!
nooo no cry
whta is wrong
So uh
do y'alls schools have nurses... or is my school broke
the nurse gives us ice 💀
the nurse yells at me because of how many times i go they're.
so you DO have a nurse
ur school is just broke.
STFU
I LIVE IN RURAL ONTARIO
ITS NOT MY FAULT
I LIVE IN STRIPER LAND
NEVADA.
DIDN'T ASK
RURAL AREQS ARE LIKE ALWAYS BROKE
LOSER
LOSERERRRR-
We have nurses-