Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived in a far away land. As she grew up, she died. We all die. The world will end one day and soon nothing but ashes will be left.
The End.
Tell this one to your kids. It'll really bring them into the world. Help that existential crisis come early. Prepare your kids for reality. (This was a joke, calm thyself.)
pain… why did my body decide today I must be sick out of my mind. The amount of pain makes me want to roll up into a ball and die. This is it this is where my life ends it was nice meeting you all but my body has decided this to be my final day alive./j
plenty of need to be angry actually. Not only are there a few minors here but this game is made for kids. The post is extremely inappropriate for this comment section.
i see we have completely different music tastes, in fact two of the songs i really like have the same name as songs made by hatsune miku despite both being completly different
I hate my life... I can't get a second of peace. I don't even have my own room and I'm the only introvert in my fucking family. I want to pull all my hair out. My computer is in the living room which is basically the most socially active room in the house even though I begged for it to be somewhere else. It doesn't even have good sound because I have to turn the speakers away from me so that everything would reach where it's supposed to be. I don't even have headphones. This family is driving me CRAZY! If I don't die first, I'll be sent to a mental hospital from all this madness. The only time I have to myself is between 5 am and 10 am, and the school bus comes at 6, I come home at 4 pm. I HATE this so much I just want to cry and scream and rip up a bunch of things and just throw a tantrum like a 5 year-old.
ok… I know that moths aren’t supposed to be kept in the house and ur supposed to murder them because they eat clothes and have many children BUT… this one moth in my house is so cute and I don’t wanna hurt it. I can’t release because it’s my only friend, plus it’s nocturnal and if I set it free in morning it’ll be eaten by a bird. So I’m keeping it… even if I have tiny holes in all my clothes from now on. I’m keeping it for it’s entire 15-29 days of life… maybe I’m not sure what species it is yet.
bruh , a teacher asked me what I was listening to at lunch , and I said " skin to liquid " by cannibal corpse, and she just shaked her head .......like .............0-0-
I was trying to make my crush on someone vv obvious so...I did that AND THEY'RE RLLY OBLIVIOUS- and I made this one guy a bracelet and I thought he was gonna throw it away but he put it on (ik he put it on bc when we were walking in the hall I asked him what he did with it and he showed me *intense blushing*
If I give you breakfast in bed, a simple ‘thank you’ is all I need. Not all this “HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!?” or “IM CALLING THE COPS IF YOU DONT GET OUT!” business. It’s really nothing.
basically there's this running joke within my friend group that i have a bunch of crazy kinks (not true btw) so they "kink shame" me a bunch and every time theres something i either like or enjoy they go "river has a ____ kink"
And so my friend micheal, had this hoodie, and it smelled like an airport (an observation i made whilst biting his arm) and so sometimes we smell his hoodie to check and my buddy derek says i have an airport kink because i like airport smell
I’m done. I just saw my French teacher for my exam tmrrw. She noticed I drew on my hands and painted my nails black, she also noticed that I had like rock star make-up on. Yk large shape round ur eye and stuff. Sne then proceeded to gk in about how “a woman should not be like this, she should be feminine with proper make-up and pretty nails and stuff” and I’m so done. I just want to live my life.
“Yasmin, don’t sit like that, you’re a lady.”
“Yasmin, don’t do that clown make-up, it’s not feminine.”
“Yasmin, stop styling your hair like that, it’s unsightly.”
Like bruh- this is exactly why I listen to ‘I’m just your problem’ on repeat lmao.
am a metalhead and I dress extreme , that's why i get picked on at school , but you know what , i don't to listen what they say , because they can shove it up their own ass , you should tell her " are you in control of my life ? ,or are you just trying to put me down because I dress different and think outside of the box "
Hello people of MGM, I have come to make an announcement. There will no longer be gacha redesigns from now on. Gacha club was on my school computer. Since my school is dumb and blocks to much of everything, the system can’t handle downloading 1 minor game. I had to get my computer rebooted so the 1 game would get deleted and my computer would work properly. 1 thing I gotta say… FUCK YOU SCHOOL
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Yep...I gachaed
You wanna hear a story? TOO BAD!
Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived in a far away land. As she grew up, she died. We all die. The world will end one day and soon nothing but ashes will be left.
The End.
Tell this one to your kids. It'll really bring them into the world. Help that existential crisis come early. Prepare your kids for reality. (This was a joke, calm thyself.)
So, my friends and i were slandering shit
And my friend starts trying to tell us the story of how jesus harold b christ came to be
And he starts the story
With "back in 1920s Jerusalem"
I SOBBED
ummm , aqua teen force 4 life ( am in heath class rn sooo .......... )
AWWWWWWWWWW
MAN
I GOTTA WRITE AN ESSAY RN
Rip my hands.
omg rip
MY HAND ALREADY HURTSSSS-
HAHAHA IS JUST THINKING ABoUT IT PAINFUL but hand pain suckkss
I'M LIKE HALF WAY DONE WITH THE PAGE.
:SOB:
AYY HALF WAY THERE PUSH thrOUGH!! gotta work through the pain😞
i drew on myself UwU
OOO nice doodles
thank you
Nice!
thxs
Uh.. no.
they used "uwu" ironically..??
OH NAHHH i thought ppl were joing
uwu
UwU ;3
😧 .
I hate writing
same.
It takes so much time and my handwriting sucks also it makes my hand tired
MY HANDWRITING SUCKS ASS-
MINES HAVEN'T EVEN CHANGE SINCE 1st grade and people keep insulting me about it >:(((
LMAOO
pain… why did my body decide today I must be sick out of my mind. The amount of pain makes me want to roll up into a ball and die. This is it this is where my life ends it was nice meeting you all but my body has decided this to be my final day alive./j
Add dick?
why don’t you choke on one and go be horny somewhere else. This game ain’t for that.
👍
No need to be angry kiddo
plenty of need to be angry actually. Not only are there a few minors here but this game is made for kids. The post is extremely inappropriate for this comment section.
It was a joke geez relax I was memeing
The only dick you need is mine bby 😍😳
RIVER! BAD!
STFU
RIVER GOOD
RIVER VERY VERY GOOD
River, you shouldn’t encourage these posts.
😒
nightmare from avenged sevenfold is a pretty good song
k so
among us.
SO
LIKE
MY MOM WAS PISSED OFF AT ME AND MY SISTER SAYING LIKE WHEN WE GOT TO SCHOOL:
"GETOUTTHEFUCKINGCAR-GETOUTTHEFUCKINGCAR!"
.....Jolene...this is all your fault...
YOU DIDN'T GET CHANGED ON TIME ):<
abtwas
gm!!!!!!!!!!
lOSL
I'm gona ask mr. penis for more monster
it ws good
HAYY
KEREM
MI AMOR
i got lunch detention for ms willy hilly
....wilhite..?
i-i-
WILLY HILLY
LMAHYNFDSJ
my class calls her that
Songs I use when I draw (I cant do the song vid cuz I use sound cloud XD)
Or randomly scroll through itch.io:
corpse dance hatsune miku ver
Universe cat drowning:kikuo
Deal with destiny:Empires SMP
We dont talk abt bruno—encanto cast
Itsfunneh outro music
Mind brand feat.IA ROCKS (dj-do remix)
That's it folks!
i see we have completely different music tastes, in fact two of the songs i really like have the same name as songs made by hatsune miku despite both being completly different
oh-oh coolio
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-CORPSE DANCE-
AY#HDS@GBVDNHSGB-
YEAAA CORPSE DANCEEE
Ginger ale is divine
it really is-
YEAAAHHH
NO BUT ITS KINDA BETTER THAN SPRITE
BECAUSE IT IS!!! SPRITE IS JUST SWEET BUT GINGER IS LIKE a good type of spicy idk ITS GOOD
IKR
I'm doing this cuz I'm bored,and theres new ppl
Hi! I'm miss L.O.V or hellatastrophy that's mah og name!
I'm not reaviling my age
I'm a girl! And im questioning my sexuality—
Also I'm an asian SO IF UR AN ASIAN HATER GET OUT OF MAH FACE(ssry if that's rude)
I'm a proud member of KF (krew fam)
I'm a part of the Empires SMP fandom
I've watched encanto
I hate my life... I can't get a second of peace. I don't even have my own room and I'm the only introvert in my fucking family. I want to pull all my hair out. My computer is in the living room which is basically the most socially active room in the house even though I begged for it to be somewhere else. It doesn't even have good sound because I have to turn the speakers away from me so that everything would reach where it's supposed to be. I don't even have headphones. This family is driving me CRAZY! If I don't die first, I'll be sent to a mental hospital from all this madness. The only time I have to myself is between 5 am and 10 am, and the school bus comes at 6, I come home at 4 pm. I HATE this so much I just want to cry and scream and rip up a bunch of things and just throw a tantrum like a 5 year-old.
no one
Me over here singing a song about forgetting about things so I remember:
it’s actually a song I’m making called “why am I here again?”
CAUSE OF US
EHEHEHEHE-
💀
uwu
ok… I know that moths aren’t supposed to be kept in the house and ur supposed to murder them because they eat clothes and have many children BUT… this one moth in my house is so cute and I don’t wanna hurt it. I can’t release because it’s my only friend, plus it’s nocturnal and if I set it free in morning it’ll be eaten by a bird. So I’m keeping it… even if I have tiny holes in all my clothes from now on. I’m keeping it for it’s entire 15-29 days of life… maybe I’m not sure what species it is yet.
swag
时间
I have an exam today amd my body just decided it wanted to be in extreme pain all of a sudden-
What happened to using discord, reddit or amino, the gamer cat?
This is a reply
Huh
who wanna be my friend ....... looks at everyone here
Hello! I’m new here!
Sup spruce
im the best grandpa ever
But u can call me river
Its nice to meet u
Thank you! Are you actually a grandpa???
no im 15 years old
With the personality of someone's asshat grandpa named paul
So like- do you you have a grandchild or just a chil or great grandchild???
I've got a grandson
His name is cabin
Hes adopted tho... don't tell him
hiya, I’m DaQueenOfYou but you can call me Queenie or Queen!
okay Queen!
Hello! But-are u sure ur ready to handle the chaoticness (and the h8rs that h8 us)
why do people hate you?
not me,us,basically ppl dont know this is a ded game and there all like"i feel bad for the dev's" or "you know discord exists"
Oh- thats dumb
ik
hello welcome I’m law!
Pleasure to meet ya bud
it’s a pleasure to meet you too!
:)
hi welcome to dennys!
lol, hello
Names Lofi Kitty
You can just call me Lofi
Nice to meet ya!
Nice to meet you too!
how are you?
Good! you?
I’m ok
A bit sad tho
Hello!
hiuhsbquyhegvdbwnqhb-
I'm Natalia-
uh-
i'm so smart. 100% not failing math-lol.
I'm currently Katsuki Bakugou cause ummmmmmmmmm-people-ye-
UHHHHHHHHHH-WELCOME!
Thank. you?
I'm kinda hyper rn but um-nice to meet you!
hi I'm toris nice to meet you
I heard my selective mute friend’s voice-
Like I was shocked that they can talk
Full on English
Full sentences
Like damn-
I feel like I missed out on stuff 💀
I hope my crush likes me back ..... I swear
always take your meds on test days kids
Don't be like me
Don't write eat ass on your test paper
YOU-
WOW-
UHM-
aren't i a good test taker
(A close up look on all my wonderful art)
this next one's my favorite
how they just mark a question mark when your drawing said eat ass lmao
my poor old teacher was probably confused qs shit
bruh , a teacher asked me what I was listening to at lunch , and I said " skin to liquid " by cannibal corpse, and she just shaked her head .......like .............0-0-
I was trying to make my crush on someone vv obvious so...I did that AND THEY'RE RLLY OBLIVIOUS- and I made this one guy a bracelet and I thought he was gonna throw it away but he put it on (ik he put it on bc when we were walking in the hall I asked him what he did with it and he showed me *intense blushing*
Uh oh, we got an adrien.
ShEs JuSt A FrEiNd (ssry if I'm misgendering you)
holy shit I want to fucking die
this bitch ass motherfucker at my school now friends with my only friend :sob: :sob:
O UHHHH
THE SPANISH TEACHER
SO HE WAS DRINKING A MOnSTER, RIGHT??
AND I ASKED MY FRIENDS: "Hey, you dare me to ask him for some?"
AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE: "Sure!"
AND I WENT. TO ASK HIM.
...He poured some in my hand....
....I THOUGHT HE WAS-JOKING-
It tasted good-and now i'm like
HYPER
YG#BWHE#EGDbshgdbsa
sanic
nnnnnnnnoooo
oooh, sure
yay :)
no effort coryxkenshin as an evil queen 💀
lol nice
im a cheese bag who can draw
but im to lazy to do so
and already have to many wips
oh-
ye
OooOoOo ONE EVIL KREW PIC ,COMING RIGHT UP!
YIS!
here:(sorry istook some time it was my first online drawing)
Also R.I.P golds face XD
lol is noice
This is a joke I’ve already posted before but…
If I give you breakfast in bed, a simple ‘thank you’ is all I need. Not all this “HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!?” or “IM CALLING THE COPS IF YOU DONT GET OUT!” business. It’s really nothing.
OH SO LIKE
ME AND MY MOM WERE TALKING ABT MY DAD'S GF'S LAST NIGHT
AND SHES LIKE
"Why doesn't he just look for people in person and not online?"
AND WHILE I WAS EATING DINNER THIS JUST BUSTED OUT MY MOUTH
"Cause he's a loser-"
AND MY MOM STARTED DYING OF LAUGHTER
yeah thats our lil chit-chat on sundays.
EEEE.EEEEEE
IMPERA DROPS ON MARCH 11TH
DON'T MISS IT
what
panera??
IMPERA
NEW GHOST ALBUM
EEEEE
what..
GHOST
MY FAVORITE BAND!?
IS RELEASING AN ALBUM?
CALLED IMPERA?
.....
GHOST
AS IN GHOST N PALS?!
so like
mi novia (keremsita)
she gave me a free mini skateboard
thanks!!
I sniff my friend's hoodie ONE TIME and now im "addicted to airports" and i have an "airport kink" and "river stop sniffing micheal thats weird"
AIR-AIRPORT KINK?
Its a long story
basically there's this running joke within my friend group that i have a bunch of crazy kinks (not true btw) so they "kink shame" me a bunch and every time theres something i either like or enjoy they go "river has a ____ kink"
And so my friend micheal, had this hoodie, and it smelled like an airport (an observation i made whilst biting his arm) and so sometimes we smell his hoodie to check and my buddy derek says i have an airport kink because i like airport smell
.....
yup
I’m done. I just saw my French teacher for my exam tmrrw. She noticed I drew on my hands and painted my nails black, she also noticed that I had like rock star make-up on. Yk large shape round ur eye and stuff. Sne then proceeded to gk in about how “a woman should not be like this, she should be feminine with proper make-up and pretty nails and stuff” and I’m so done. I just want to live my life.
“Yasmin, don’t sit like that, you’re a lady.”
“Yasmin, don’t do that clown make-up, it’s not feminine.”
“Yasmin, stop styling your hair like that, it’s unsightly.”
Like bruh- this is exactly why I listen to ‘I’m just your problem’ on repeat lmao.
bruh , she sounds like a BITCH
if your teacher met me ...... damn , she would have a hear attack
am a metalhead and I dress extreme , that's why i get picked on at school , but you know what , i don't to listen what they say , because they can shove it up their own ass , you should tell her " are you in control of my life ? ,or are you just trying to put me down because I dress different and think outside of the box "
edit * , I mean your style , but i dunno what you wear so ....
I usually just wear whatever I find in my closet which is accidentally mostly black.
the first one be my mom though
cause like-I be sitting slanted
or something like that
and shes like
"Natalia! Stop sitting like that, you're a woman."
I just sit like slouched and stuff, I sit like a while ass gang member lmao
SAME LMAO
WHY AM I THE NUMBER 1 GRANDPA
THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT A BAD RATING ON NATS RATING POST
THIS IS HARASSMENT
LOSER
LOOOOSER
Hello people of MGM, I have come to make an announcement. There will no longer be gacha redesigns from now on. Gacha club was on my school computer. Since my school is dumb and blocks to much of everything, the system can’t handle downloading 1 minor game. I had to get my computer rebooted so the 1 game would get deleted and my computer would work properly. 1 thing I gotta say… FUCK YOU SCHOOL
Oh -thats no problemo!bc I HAVE GACHA VLUB MAH SELF (but I cant post here bc it's on my phone and this is my tab)