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hawks/overlord?

rp?

I am  B O R E D

my " best friend " said they were going to break my nose tomorrow because am telling the truth but she wants to get with my ex

Break her nose and tell her to “smell ya later”

ok , thank you for the tip 

You’re welcome ^^

Okay-so-this might be the first rp idea I ever post on here but uh-yeah. If anyone wants to do it, uh-just-tell me on this post please!

A spy, trying to find information on  a group of criminals-one cold night, the group decides to host a party for a celebration of all they have accomplished, they spy finds out-craving to see if they can get anymore info out of the group..the group makes a list of who can come and who can't-of course, the spy isn't aloud in. The spy then sneaks into the party, trying not to be noticed by anyone. The groups leader then is notified that a spy is in the building-they then search for them, but find nothing for a couple of hours..till they finally found them. The spy was cassually talking to other people-they then saw the boss behind the people-uh oh. They then start running, the boss shortly behind, chasing them. The spy ends up causing a huge mess, burning down the place. They escape, but are still hunted down by the boss..soon, they encounter again..

This is only part 1 'cause I'm too lazy to write the rest

uwu

-MEMEMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

uwu

-NATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt

uvu


... I shall not sleep tonight. UvU

-MI AMIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

...Okay. Um-

I HAVE UJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-school tmr.

lols

b day

sucks

ALSO I KINDA HAVE A NEW RP IDEA...

Weeee both do. TvT

lol, like i don't 'hate' b-day, but i hate band, even if my teachers ARE LIKE THE BEST-.....They gave me dear meat with jalapenos in them. :3


..Oh-, are we not going with the idea you gave?

NAH-I HAVE EVEN A BETTER IDEA-

Choose from the two.

the one i first told u abt,

and now this one-

A spy, trying to find information on  a group of criminals-one cold night, the group decides to host a party for a celebration of all they have accomplished, they spy finds out-craving to see if they can get anymore info out of the group..the group makes a list of who can come and who can't-of course, the spy isn't aloud in. The spy then sneaks into the party, trying not to be noticed by anyone. The groups leader then is notified that a spy is in the building-they then search for them, but find nothing for a couple of hours..till they finally found them. The spy was cassually talking to other people-they then saw the boss behind the people-uh oh. They then start running, the boss shortly behind, chasing them. The spy ends up causing a huge mess, burning down the place. They escape, but are still hunted down by the boss..soon, they encounter again..

...-inhaleeeeee-...

BITCH-, YOU KNOW IM GOING FOR THIS ONE.

Well hello there


NATALY so i told my mom about what happened with mr bullock while eating lunch and this is what she thinks.

https://voca.ro/17OkjaeJaI5K

UR MOM SOUNDS SO MAD

BUT ITS FUNNY

SHE SOUNDS LIKE MY MOM 

LAMIJNEBD WA

This is so cute 🥺🥺

now kiss 💀

EWWWW BRO NO

THAT'S MY IRL FRIEND OVER THERE

neheheh

WHY 

imma quit someday

Yk I fucked up this place

All u really did was introduce nsfw rps here

If im not mistaken

And thats no biggie

if I wasn’t here this would have never happened in the first place

I would still be innocent 

oh

how did u mess up this place?!?!?!?!

i think you made it funnier

I brought nsfw rps

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OH-

Wellllllllllllllll-

i kinda did toooooooooooooo-

but barely. 

no you didn’t 

It was me and kurtis 

And that’s dead-

oh-

well i'm a jholy child

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why is milk coming out of my hot dog

… 

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.-.

woah same!!!

Deleted 2 years ago

why the fuck did i post it here

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Yk those ‘guys vs girls’ memes. I’m so done with them. Like, ‘girls with a time machine: I’m ur great great granddaughter’ ‘guys with a time machine: whatever dumb stuff’ and I’m just like welcome to another episode of pointless gendering!

Pointless gendering is a thing but remember that these are memes, most of them are meant to be stupid.

yea but they are stupid and they’re literally just ‘guys are more interesting than girls’ and it’s offensive and sexist

There are so many sexist things you could be mad at, memes are not the one to get upset about. I get it but half of all memes have an offensive side to them. There is other sexist things to get mad at, besides a stupid meme because it’s a stupid sexist meme

It just makes me unhappy. Sorry for not wanting to be a stereotyped object.

Dude, I used to be and am still considered a “girl” I know how you feel.

Dumbo octopus growing like a pokemon evolution lmao

stage 1:

stage 2:

(error 404 I couldn't find a good picture lmao)

stage 3: 

bunny octopus 

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I'm proud of myself.

As the older sister, and the one who has to be the more mature one-y'know-gotta be the child who shines bright for my mother-well, for having a little sister is a lotta work, y'know? And learning slowly-but-surely the fnaf lore....

My sister not knowing fnaf lore.

....I gotta teach her the right way-soooo-I'm making her watch a 1 hour, 30 minute video based of fnaf lore.

afterwards, i'm going to ask her questions.
if she answers them wrong..

she has to re-watch the video.

I'm the best older sister anyone can ask for-

I tried to draw Camilo but forgot eyes were a thing so… enjoy, bind, eyeless, pencil marks where his eyes should have been because of me desperately trying to fix it… Camilo.


i made the aqua teen force in girls i guess ........ Shake zula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I’ll bring it to ya.

   

Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop, Meatwad, you up next with your knock-knock

   Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G

Drivin' in my car, livin’ like a star, Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus.

   

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I FUCKING HATE MYSELF 

SO, I FOLLOW MY COSPLAYER FRIEND ON TIKTOK RIGHT

AND I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN INTERACTING WITH THEIR VIDOES RECENTLY 

AND THE ONE VIDEO I DO LIKE

IS A FUCKING THIRST TRAP 

AND THE REALIZATION OF HOW CREEPY I MUST LOOK JUST SMASHED INTO ME

AND WHATS WORSE

IS THAT NOT ONLY DO WE GO TO THE SAME HIGHSCHOOL, BUT I'VE KNOWN HIM SINCE FUCKING KINDERGARTEN 

oh…

THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING AAAAA  

boy am I glad I'm not you right now.

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I WISH I WASN'T ME RN EITHER

i mean i dont think you look as creepy to him as you think

OH YES I DO

OH HO HO I DEFINITELY DO 

u poor soul

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-

wanna rp with me? 

sure

yay-

you wanna hear my ideas? 

do humans breathe?

(thats a "yes" of u dont get it TvT)

OK EVERYBODY.JUST TO BE CLEAR,ima post my online times here:

After 12:30 am

Around 4 pm

after 5 PM

7 to 8 pm

Hey! I was right on th 7-8 pm one!

Last night

wattpad had an error and i was kicked from the app

And When i reopened it the fanfic i was reading was nowhere in sight 

I may have started to cry cause its the first half decent x m!reader story on that shitty app

Anyway i logged out and searched for it on an alt acc

then i logged back on and searched for the author's name 

I found it again 🥰

I just checked in the mirror

and i have 5 fucking dimples on my face (technically 4 but on 1 cheek I've got 2 that are like almost merged but you can see the difference enough to tell there's 2 and not one giant one)

Why are there so many dents 😭

Idk ask ur face

rip fresh

hai, how are ya

tired

hru?

Awake

lucky

lucky

lucky

R.I.P.

Fresh

???-???

Cause of death-EATEN

yes

Poor fresh sans

XD

XD

:D

I just found out that Riv isn’t my real grandpa, I think i’m going to cry.

DON'T EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT 

I WILL ALWAYS B UR GRANDPA

EVEN IF UR ADOPTED 💔

You lied to me, why…?

i didn't want to um

Hurt... your... feelings? 

MY FEELINGS ARE HURT NOW, HOW DID THAT TURN OUT FOR YOU?

IT DIDN'T TURN OUT ACCORDING TO PLAN

OBVIOUSLY 

I... I just learned that 'now' doesn't exist. For more factors than one.

We view 'now' as the time and place you are currently in. So if you stopped time, that would be your 'now'. But for someone else, that is not 'now' that is 'then'. 'Now' is relative, it's impossible for people to experience the same 'now'. Like let's say you have a strong telescope and you're watching someone on say...Kepler-1606b. You would see them doing something, for you this is what is happening 'now' but due to the speed of light and the distance, that person is actually in the future. You don't see them as they are, you see them as they were. For all you know, a black hole could have opened and that person wasn't there anymore. So this isn't really 'now' it's 'then' in the past and the other person is 'then' in the future. 

Let's say, you know everything happening in the universe right now. Every quark and atom in the universe, you know what it's doing or where it's moving. You could use that information to predict the future and even change the past. By all accounts, you'd basically be a god. So then surely, you should know when 'now' is, right? Actually, no. Now is different everywhere in time and space. Now is a non-existent subject. No place in the universe has the same 'now' as somewhere else. 

An experiment was done once, these scientists put clocks on two commercial airplanes and each one went around the world twice, once eastward, once westward. Afterwards the clocks were compared with ones that were stationary and suddenly, the three clocks couldn't agree on the time. They didn't glitch. They kept record of time perfectly fine. To each of those clocks, that time is 'now' but they don't have the same 'now' so the 'now' you experience isn't really 'now' but rather 'now' you know?

Now is always changing. By the time you think of 'now', 'now' fell down a well. It's impossible to purposefully think of 'now' exactly down to the quadrillionth of a millisecond. 'Now' will never be 'now'.

Your brain keeps track of time, from the moment you're born, your brain counts the seconds that pass by. But that isn't 'now' that is only 'now' for you. No one else, not even your twin, has the same 'now'. Your brain itself doesn't even know 'now'. Time is a non-existent concept of time and space, which we use to give us comfort in our lives and to feel the time pass so we don't drive ourselves insane from not knowing when is now then or later or soon. It's just a lie we tell ourselves for our on comfort and to make us feel important but in the grand scale of things we are but a spec of dust in the universe, time is a pointless measure that we homo-sapiens came up with to find a true meaning to everything when in fact our only purpose is to die and either spend eternity in torture or in blissful harmony. Either way, it's the end of our time on Earth which just means it's all pointless and nothing matters.

Queen… LET ME SLEEP PEACEFULLY

...sorry ;-;

Mhm.

HOW-

I-

OK FIRST OF ALL-

IM SCARED FOR U

AND HOW LONG DID THIS TAKE FOR U TO TYPE THIS-

Don't worry, my existential crisis was months ago. 

2 minutes minimum.

2 MINUTES?!

HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK

DO YOU TYPE THAT LONG ASS PARAGRAPH

IN TWO MINUITES?

I’m a fast typer

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listen

i just

came back from championships and i see this.

................................................................

its like a wattpad

but about now

let me start reading.

bruh , your posts are longer then the holy bible lmao , not in a rude way tho 

i know ;-;

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Upgrades people

upgrades

(Before) 

(and now v) 

She's so hot 🥰🥰


If ur wondering what's changed

She has a bigger nose, prettier eyes, i changed her scar and you can't hear it obviously but she has a beautiful deeper voice

Also she isn't a fan user anymore, her weapon of choice is inkbrush: zenith 


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IM AT MY LIMIT-



SO IM ON SRATCH RIGHT-

AND COLORING AN AU OF JSAB SHIP KIDS

I JUST FINISHED THE ACTUAL LINE AND WAS GONNA START COLORING

AND-

JUST READ THE POST

I JUST-

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 

I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE

SO

FUCKING

CLOSE

TO FINISHING

this is a comment section for a itch.io game what does scratch have anything to do with this

why is this bothering you?

it was just something i thought was funny and wanted to share

NOOOOOOOOO

SOBS

TROPICAL ROUGE PRECURE ENDS NEXT WEEK

I'm going through a struggle rn

And i cant fucking progress through the main story in obey me 

So to compensate

I've been reading this really good x m!reader fanfiction all day 

i have dark humor ...... so i said to my friend who was wearing a nirvana shirt , and i said " that design is mind blowing ( blank) " . if you know, you know  

Who knows my OG name?

I do but I forgot it

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Damn, it’s only been a year since I changed it ;-;

oh yeah I forgot you registered in April 😰

Yep- i’m new here, partner.

freddy

man

Mfw I order a 20£ PlayStation gift card on Amazon and 2 hours later the code still hasn’t been emailed to me

😐

Damn

well today's a good day for me.

I now have a tiny edd on my phone 😇 he's so cute

just came through:!

whos edd

GASP

KILL YOURSELF..

NOW!

No Villians but cabin sings it when.

I M I N T E R E S T E D

lol

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some funni doodles

what r u talking about, Camilo totally had black nail polish- I- you're delusional, I'm not simping, shut up! 


Allow me to go on an 'im a simp' rant,

This man, seriously, this man is like the best. He's cute, he's funny, he's handsome, he's sweet and kind and needs therapy and is perfect in every way. He says what everyone's thinking and he likes food. DID YOU SEE THE SCENE WHERE HE WAS HELPING PEPA CALM DOWN! He's got the best smile and every time I see him, I fall in love all over again. Why can't every guy be like this. I want to marry this man. He is my husband, he may not know it yet, but he is my husband. His eyes are so beautiful, a hazel color but in the right lighting they look to be a warm green, and when the sun hits them just right, his eyes look like a chocolate brown. He's got such a beautiful smile, I could stare it for centuries, the whole universe stops just to look at his smile. I'm not joking, I have feelings for an animated character in a disney movie, who probably won't like me back if he was real. I will never find a guy like this. They're all ASSHOLES!

so glad i never watched this movie so im not a part of the "aesthetic roblox girl" fandom

I'm not part of that fandom either.

Can you stop bothering me for having opinions every time you get the chance.

k

I don't know if you've noticed but liking Camilo has nothing to do with that so why don't you grow up and get some manners.

cry about it lol

You do realized if you keep responding you’ll make it worse- righttttt?

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If I murder them, would you turn me in?

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no- I’m not a snitch

that last image of him






kinda hot tho 💀



But I don’t simp for any of the characters, I just heavily relate to Marabel

 just want to be special part of family :(

fr

imma be real, in a normal family, this the vibes they give me

Luisa: is the middle child. Gives me oldest vibes.

Mirabel: is the youngest child. Gives me middle child vibes.

Isabela: is the oldest child. Gives me youngest child vibes.

lmao

Cool I really much relate to Isabella like everyone calls me the "perfect girl"and that's why so many ppl dont like me,and when I'm NOT perfect my parents yell at me,its just sad D:

Why Is somone spamming bad stuff abt the covid vaccine like-WHaaaa

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I have the overpowering urge to form a harem

GRANDPA

WHAT

WHAT

JUST BECAUSE IM A GRANDFATHER DOESN'T MEAN I CANT HAVE BITCHES 😒

GRANDPA YOURE EMBARRASSING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR BITCHES YOU PIMP

EMBARRASSING!? YOU SHOULD B PROUD UR GRANDPA IS SO GOOD AT UM

LIKE SEDUCING PEOPLW

YOU CANT SEDUCE SHIT

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Rose Are Red,

I Can't Find A Rhyme...

 Singaporean Professor Lectures For Two Hours, Dies Inside After Realizing He Was Muted The Whole Time. 

This place is dry.

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