Monster Girl Maker

I just found out that Riv isn’t my real grandpa, I think i’m going to cry.

I... I just learned that 'now' doesn't exist. For more factors than one.

We view 'now' as the time and place you are currently in. So if you stopped time, that would be your 'now'. But for someone else, that is not 'now' that is 'then'. 'Now' is relative, it's impossible for people to experience the same 'now'. Like let's say you have a strong telescope and you're watching someone on say...Kepler-1606b. You would see them doing something, for you this is what is happening 'now' but due to the speed of light and the distance, that person is actually in the future. You don't see them as they are, you see them as they were. For all you know, a black hole could have opened and that person wasn't there anymore. So this isn't really 'now' it's 'then' in the past and the other person is 'then' in the future. 

Let's say, you know everything happening in the universe right now. Every quark and atom in the universe, you know what it's doing or where it's moving. You could use that information to predict the future and even change the past. By all accounts, you'd basically be a god. So then surely, you should know when 'now' is, right? Actually, no. Now is different everywhere in time and space. Now is a non-existent subject. No place in the universe has the same 'now' as somewhere else. 

An experiment was done once, these scientists put clocks on two commercial airplanes and each one went around the world twice, once eastward, once westward. Afterwards the clocks were compared with ones that were stationary and suddenly, the three clocks couldn't agree on the time. They didn't glitch. They kept record of time perfectly fine. To each of those clocks, that time is 'now' but they don't have the same 'now' so the 'now' you experience isn't really 'now' but rather 'now' you know?

Now is always changing. By the time you think of 'now', 'now' fell down a well. It's impossible to purposefully think of 'now' exactly down to the quadrillionth of a millisecond. 'Now' will never be 'now'.

Your brain keeps track of time, from the moment you're born, your brain counts the seconds that pass by. But that isn't 'now' that is only 'now' for you. No one else, not even your twin, has the same 'now'. Your brain itself doesn't even know 'now'. Time is a non-existent concept of time and space, which we use to give us comfort in our lives and to feel the time pass so we don't drive ourselves insane from not knowing when is now then or later or soon. It's just a lie we tell ourselves for our on comfort and to make us feel important but in the grand scale of things we are but a spec of dust in the universe, time is a pointless measure that we homo-sapiens came up with to find a true meaning to everything when in fact our only purpose is to die and either spend eternity in torture or in blissful harmony. Either way, it's the end of our time on Earth which just means it's all pointless and nothing matters.

IM AT MY LIMIT-

SO IM ON SRATCH RIGHT-

AND COLORING AN AU OF JSAB SHIP KIDS

I JUST FINISHED THE ACTUAL LINE AND WAS GONNA START COLORING

AND-

JUST READ THE POST

I JUST-

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I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE

SO

FUCKING

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TO FINISHING

Who knows my OG name?

man

Mfw I order a 20£ PlayStation gift card on Amazon and 2 hours later the code still hasn’t been emailed to me

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what r u talking about, Camilo totally had black nail polish- I- you're delusional, I'm not simping, shut up! 

Allow me to go on an 'im a simp' rant,

This man, seriously, this man is like the best. He's cute, he's funny, he's handsome, he's sweet and kind and needs therapy and is perfect in every way. He says what everyone's thinking and he likes food. DID YOU SEE THE SCENE WHERE HE WAS HELPING PEPA CALM DOWN! He's got the best smile and every time I see him, I fall in love all over again. Why can't every guy be like this. I want to marry this man. He is my husband, he may not know it yet, but he is my husband. His eyes are so beautiful, a hazel color but in the right lighting they look to be a warm green, and when the sun hits them just right, his eyes look like a chocolate brown. He's got such a beautiful smile, I could stare it for centuries, the whole universe stops just to look at his smile. I'm not joking, I have feelings for an animated character in a disney movie, who probably won't like me back if he was real. I will never find a guy like this. They're all ASSHOLES!

I have the overpowering urge to form a harem

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I got in trouble todayyyy

OK CROW'S CRACKHEADED DISNEY/MHA HEADCANONS PART THE SECOND LET'S GO-

-Shinkami in Sleeping Beauty. 

K so look me in the eye and tell me Kaminari wouldn't accidentally hurt himself on a spindle. Cuz like-he fucking would. And you know full well he would find it and be like, "OoOoOo, what's this?", poke the very obviously sharp object, and fall into a curse-induced coma. Also, Denki would 100% fall for a dude he had just met that day. Denki's a fucking simp with crushes on like-half of his school. You know full well he would cry and throw a tantrum over the fact that he couldn't see Shinsou again- "But Auuntieeesssss, you don't understanndddddd, he was hottttttttttttttttttttttttt!". Yeah, moral of the story Kaminari's a dumbass. And Shinsou would definitely come in to save him. Not because he was head over heels or anything, but because he's just like-genuinely a good person and I don't think he'd let the cute blonde he'd met in the woods fall into a 100-year coma, y'know?

OK FUN FACT TIME WITH BIRB PERSON-

So I like disney. A lot. Probably an admittedly unhealthy amount. Ok? Ok. But um-for the last like-month, my ADHD gremlin mind has been combining my hyperfixations of disney and MHA to make-some of the most crackedheaded headcanons I have ever made. Anyways-here's MHA ships put into disney movies Idfk if y'all wanna rp any of them lemme know, I guess?

NUMBER THE FIRST: 

-Tododeku in Cinderella.

Ok, this one makes a lot of sense if you think about it. Imagine with me for a moment: Inko dies, leaving Deku an orphan when he's young- let's say 7 or so. Being a close friend of Inko, Mitsuki Bakugou takes him in. At this point, it's already known that he's quirkless, and now he's Bakugou's adopted brother-'Kacchan' is going to make his life a living hell. Obviously, that extends to things like doing all the fucking chores in the house and moving out of their shared bedroom into the attic space. And Mitsuki's not gonna say anything-yeah she's gonna yell if Bakugou's being a dick to Deku in her presence, but as far as the chores go she's gonna be happy Deku's doing them while giving Bakugou shit for being lazy. She isn't gonna stop any of it. 

Meanwhile, Todoroki is the prince-fucking obviously it's Todoroki. As the only son in his family with a quirk (only one that's not presumed dead at least-) he's the heir to the throne, and Endeavour's a piece of shit who's always putting pressure on him and just being an overall jackass. So when Shoto's like 18, Endeavour gets it in his head that Shoto must find a SuItAbLe NoBlE wOmAn wItH a PoWeRfUlL QuIrK to be his queen, that during his rule he might produce the next batch of OP quirked little monsters. Obviously Todoroki is fruity as fuck, but Endeavour's probably a homophobic piece of shit knowing him so Todoroki hasn't said anything. So he decides to throw a ball, shenagganery ensues, TLDR Todoroki ends up with a quirkless commoner who also is a dude. Oh also Momo is the fairy godmother. 

Ok so this ended up being way too long so Imma make a part two sorry for the spammmmm-

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I’m back from school and my computer lab teacher gave me m&ms 😇