Monster Girl Maker

what r u talking about, Camilo totally had black nail polish- I- you're delusional, I'm not simping, shut up! 

Allow me to go on an 'im a simp' rant,

This man, seriously, this man is like the best. He's cute, he's funny, he's handsome, he's sweet and kind and needs therapy and is perfect in every way. He says what everyone's thinking and he likes food. DID YOU SEE THE SCENE WHERE HE WAS HELPING PEPA CALM DOWN! He's got the best smile and every time I see him, I fall in love all over again. Why can't every guy be like this. I want to marry this man. He is my husband, he may not know it yet, but he is my husband. His eyes are so beautiful, a hazel color but in the right lighting they look to be a warm green, and when the sun hits them just right, his eyes look like a chocolate brown. He's got such a beautiful smile, I could stare it for centuries, the whole universe stops just to look at his smile. I'm not joking, I have feelings for an animated character in a disney movie, who probably won't like me back if he was real. I will never find a guy like this. They're all ASSHOLES!

I have the overpowering urge to form a harem

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I got in trouble todayyyy

OK CROW'S CRACKHEADED DISNEY/MHA HEADCANONS PART THE SECOND LET'S GO-

-Shinkami in Sleeping Beauty. 

K so look me in the eye and tell me Kaminari wouldn't accidentally hurt himself on a spindle. Cuz like-he fucking would. And you know full well he would find it and be like, "OoOoOo, what's this?", poke the very obviously sharp object, and fall into a curse-induced coma. Also, Denki would 100% fall for a dude he had just met that day. Denki's a fucking simp with crushes on like-half of his school. You know full well he would cry and throw a tantrum over the fact that he couldn't see Shinsou again- "But Auuntieeesssss, you don't understanndddddd, he was hottttttttttttttttttttttttt!". Yeah, moral of the story Kaminari's a dumbass. And Shinsou would definitely come in to save him. Not because he was head over heels or anything, but because he's just like-genuinely a good person and I don't think he'd let the cute blonde he'd met in the woods fall into a 100-year coma, y'know?

OK FUN FACT TIME WITH BIRB PERSON-

So I like disney. A lot. Probably an admittedly unhealthy amount. Ok? Ok. But um-for the last like-month, my ADHD gremlin mind has been combining my hyperfixations of disney and MHA to make-some of the most crackedheaded headcanons I have ever made. Anyways-here's MHA ships put into disney movies Idfk if y'all wanna rp any of them lemme know, I guess?

NUMBER THE FIRST: 

-Tododeku in Cinderella.

Ok, this one makes a lot of sense if you think about it. Imagine with me for a moment: Inko dies, leaving Deku an orphan when he's young- let's say 7 or so. Being a close friend of Inko, Mitsuki Bakugou takes him in. At this point, it's already known that he's quirkless, and now he's Bakugou's adopted brother-'Kacchan' is going to make his life a living hell. Obviously, that extends to things like doing all the fucking chores in the house and moving out of their shared bedroom into the attic space. And Mitsuki's not gonna say anything-yeah she's gonna yell if Bakugou's being a dick to Deku in her presence, but as far as the chores go she's gonna be happy Deku's doing them while giving Bakugou shit for being lazy. She isn't gonna stop any of it. 

Meanwhile, Todoroki is the prince-fucking obviously it's Todoroki. As the only son in his family with a quirk (only one that's not presumed dead at least-) he's the heir to the throne, and Endeavour's a piece of shit who's always putting pressure on him and just being an overall jackass. So when Shoto's like 18, Endeavour gets it in his head that Shoto must find a SuItAbLe NoBlE wOmAn wItH a PoWeRfUlL QuIrK to be his queen, that during his rule he might produce the next batch of OP quirked little monsters. Obviously Todoroki is fruity as fuck, but Endeavour's probably a homophobic piece of shit knowing him so Todoroki hasn't said anything. So he decides to throw a ball, shenagganery ensues, TLDR Todoroki ends up with a quirkless commoner who also is a dude. Oh also Momo is the fairy godmother. 

Ok so this ended up being way too long so Imma make a part two sorry for the spammmmm-

huh

I’m back from school and my computer lab teacher gave me m&ms 😇

Okay so, next year, my sister is getting into 6th grade, and they said that they were removing the class Computer Science and my sister won't get high school credit for it-and then he starts talking about stem students, foreign students to america....and he was mad about it....

he's mad about different people getting education-

AND I'M GONNA GIVE THIS TO MY PRINCIPLE

  this was all filmed from my lovely amor, kerem

RACISTS 

1:30

https://voca.ro/1iiVXYuGn2oU

Does anyone want to rp?

CAUSE I'M SO BORED-

INVITING GORLS TO THE PARTY WON'T CHANGE THAT YOU'RE GAY FOR ME ASMO

IT WON'T 

bored 

hey kerem um...

i-i-i-...

l-like...

um.....

y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y--y-your mom.

shes thicc

#milfs

yall r smart right?

Like- you know things

So um

Can someone tell me if its normal for people to hear and feel my wrist bones cracking and moving when they shake my "hand" (i don't like hand holding, so i give them my wrist)