Basically he's from a different universe or planet (you pick) and he is immortal so he first started off as a ball but then he morphed into a human and he's looked like that ever since and he also doesn't know how to function, so he can't talk, he can't really think he just sits there, no know what to do
I love how I'm sick again. Because of my sister. which is great. *sigh* I passed out last night at 12pm-and like people can't wait themselves so they HAVE to keep on bothering you, saying for me to get up, blah blah blah-
NATALIA AM I INVISIBLE OR SMTHN I SWEAR I WILL DROPKICK YOU TO MARS WHY DID YOU WANT MY SK8 OC IF YOU DIDNT CARE WTH NATALY COME ON WTH NATALY EXPLAIN AJDGWJHAKABHE
I would like to die now thank you. You see friends, as a child yasmin refused to do things such as play in mud, jump in puddles or anything unsanitary that had to do with the outdoors. Thus Yasmin never developed a good immune system which basically means I’m more easily attacked by viruses and bacteria than other people who enjoyed getting dirty. I was clearly not a fun child, I was actually kind of stuck-up and hated people. I still hate people but at least I’m not stuck-up. So during winter when you are more likely to get a cold, my body just slowly implodes from all the sick. That ladies and gentlemen is why I hate everything and would rather die than go through extreme pain and the inability to get out of bed. So cool I’m gonna cry now.
So, my mother is a HUGE germaphobe. And she had 2 miscarriages, and when she had me, she wanted to protect me with her whole life, for me not getting sick, blah blah blah-to summarize it, she cared for me a lot when I was at the age rank of 0-3. Whenever when someone would her to carry me, she would say "Have you washed your hands?" She had to make sure like-everything was clean for me. And her friends would say, "Monica, if you keep having that baby in a bubble, she'll become sick!" and like-she then let me touch stuff blah blah blah-
Sooo, my mom already has the presents put under the Christmas Tree and like....there-theres ummm-A LOT OF GIFTS. and-I see this kinda-spear shaped-thing-that says
"Para Natalia, de Moni <3"
and like....i dunno what it is.
Soooo-I asked my mom last night if I could open a christmas gift-
LIKE
5 MILLION TIMES
and after that 5 mil, she let me.
but a small gift.
she got me something that I have to break into-its a rock-
and she said
"I got you this because I'm to poor to afford therapy, so I got you this for you can take all your anger issues at!"
so I was playing roblox minding my own business when the person I like joins my game and asks me if I wanted to play bedwars with him. So I was just sitting there panicking because I'm garbage at bed wars but I wanna play with him. So I say yes and regret every single one of my life choices. We join and he realizes I'm an idiot and have never played the game before. So he teaches me how to play and well... even though it was "just the two of us... we can make it if we try-" I still somehow kept dying by falling off the world. Yeah I didn't have high hopes. So we go into a game when he thinks I'm ready and I'm just... standing there... silently. I'm not kidding I didn't go out of our base at all. I just stayed there. Then next round I went over to teh base of a team whose bed had been destroyed and stole all their stuff naturally but they came along and smacked me in the face. I then immidiately die to a group of people who came to break my teams bed and had succeeded in turn killing me and in the end we lost. The next and final round I was kinda useful but not enough to be considered gud. I kinda just tried to protecc our bed most of the time I did deal a bit of damage to the other team. So we won no thanks to me and my crush congratulated me on winning and I was like "please I did nothing I'm such a failure." and he was just like... "oh it's fine you'll get better anyway I'm gonna play another game yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and he left and also my cousins joined and embarassed me in front of him like completely embarassed me. I just want to die now thank you I've lived long enough that's it this is the end but it's fine. Life goes on right. *cries*
Also when I was being embarassed I just radiated "dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards." energy.
Reviewing some of my favorite movies of all time I guess. aLSO spoilers!
Let's start with single-handedly the BEST movie of all time and if you disagree then you are fucking lying and I do not believe you because this movie is everything the live-action movies wanted to be and more also way better than any movie I have ever watched even from the Disney renaissance era!
Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse. I could rant for hours about why this movie is just an absolute masterpiece but there are other movies I need to review so I'll be as quick as possible. The comedy in this was perfect mwa chefs kiss every joke hit and it hit hard. They did an amazing job making miles relatable from having him not know the lyrics to a song and mumbling the parts he doesn't know (which by the way the song wasn't out when they were making the movie so idk if this really counts since it wasn't an original feature but I still like it) to his very clear anxiety and personal troubles and self-conflict. He blames himself for spider-man's death and it's not said once in the entire movie. You can just tell. Plus the framing is so well done like the forest scene when our spider-man and Miles are running away from Liv and Miles being less experienced is on 1fps while Peter is on 2fps to make miles look more inexperienced. Some parts are animated on 1fps to make it have a more comic book style and the times where the background changes to something like a comic panel are just amazing. You could pause the movie at any moment and where you paused it would be way too detailed for it's own good. THIS was a SONYYY animation. Sony is notorious for bad movies but man this was the best movie ever and screw you if you think otherwise.
Next up Mitchells VS The Machines. Another Sony movie but this one isn't as good. But still a great movie nonetheless. Sure some of the jokes were... well they were definitely jokes but most of them were really good. And the entire movie just looks like Katie edited it herself. It's got so much flare and personality and sure Katie's brother has an... interesting voice but it's still pretty cool. I also like how the pug is just so confusing to robots because they can't tell what it is. Also Eric and Deborahbot are my favorite characters ever. They're like children and I love them so much their comedy is too good. Overall it was a pretty great movie and very fun to watch. I wish my life was as interesting as Katie's though.
Shutter Island. I know I know I talk about it a lot but it is just such a great movie. The attention to detail the subtle hinting throughout the movie about what's really happening. The way the movie silently tells you the ending was a lie. The gut-wrenching line "Which would be worse? To live as a monster. Or to die as a good man." just tells you everything. The movie keeps you in the dark while simultaneously screaming the answer right in your face. It's just a wonder of a movie and I adore it way too much. His headaches only happen after he's taken the medicine. Subtle hints in his dreams about his wife, he says she died in a fire but in his dreams she's soaking wet as if she just went for a swim in her clothes and is also bleeding which if she died in a fire then how? Teddy was Andrew Laeddis all along. Edward Daniels, his fake name, Teddy being a nickname, is an anagram of Andrew Laeddis. The movie is just begging you to figure it out the truth everything but also closing the shutters in your face because who would think to compare the name of the supposed villain to our main hero. It's just amazing! The plaster on Teddy's forehead is also hinting at the fact that Andrew I mean Edward maybe has some sort of brain issue. As the movie goes on and Teddy slowly uncovers everything it slowly gets smaller and disappears before completely vanishing by the end of the end of the movie where the truth is told to him straight. He killed his wife. The person he's been looking for, Rachel Solando, does not exist. It's an anagram of his wife's name. I could go one forever about the hints and messages and truth behind everything and how it connects to the Truth about Andrew's life but we have more movies to cover.
Thor Ragnarok. It needs no words. If I need to explain to you why this movie is so good then what kind of crack are you on?
The Kung Fu Panda Trilogy, YES that includes the third movie and YES it is the weakest. The spin-offs are... yeah we don't talk about the kung fu panda spin-offs.
Kung Fu Panda: great movie great message! Compelling villain. Already established as a threatening character from his first second on screen. He's basically a stuck up brat who's throwing a fit for not getting what he wants on the surface but deeper he's just angry at himself and at his master. You can see that when Shifu apologizes Tai Lung questions it for a single moment, he knows what he's doing is wrong but he's too blinded by anger and self-status. Po a panda who's the son of a... duck... goose? Whatever, a bird. He's obviously adopted but we don't question it once because it just seems natural. It's a true father, son relationship. Po wants to be a Kung Fu fighter but he doesn't tell his dad because he doesn't want to break his heart. Po gets picked as the Dragon Warrior and "There are no accidents" joke because Master Oogway is a wise mentor and also comedy gold. By the way did you know the names in this movie are just big fat jokes? Master Oogway means Master Turtle, and Master Shifu means Master Master. I just think that's funny. Now I could keep going but this is getting long and still a lot more movies to cover so SPEED ROUND!
Kung Fu Panda 2: Wonderful movie, great character development and CHI also setup for third movie NEXT!
Kung Fu Panda 3: Could've been better, villain wasn't very threatening but it was still nice NEXT!
LUCA... g a e NEXT!
Megamind. This movie was ahead of it's time and not a "rip off" of despicable me you blind idiot monkey people! NEXT!
Klaus. *cries in 19873299026368256383746 million different languages*
That's all for now I'm most likely making a part 2 which will go into extreme detail about each of these movies. Like extreme detail. Each one will have it's own post actually yk what I should totally make a comment board for movie reviews... I'M A GENIUS!
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I FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDICATION TJIS MORNING
New Oc's I've made in the past week...(up for rp but it has to be detailed-)
also if you want them, ill tell you their backstory when you pick each person.
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Aaaaaaaaaaand, that's all folks!
Ciao~!
.....number 6....
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ohhhhhh-
yeahhhhh
he's a demon who's so in love with this one girl/boy/non-binary and he's always flirting with him but they always turn him down but still trust him...
basically like cat noirs and ladybugs relationship except no superhero stuff yk?
......can-can I RP with him-
pwease-
cause-
seggy-
man-
yeah sure lol-
omg ur so nice
oki
here are ur options..
Sunny
Daniel
Hiro
I CAN'T FIND ANY GIRLS.
I'M SORRY-
4
pls
he looks so lonley :(
omggg I have a great backstory for himmm-
ooooo
do tell
Basically he's from a different universe or planet (you pick) and he is immortal so he first started off as a ball but then he morphed into a human and he's looked like that ever since and he also doesn't know how to function, so he can't talk, he can't really think he just sits there, no know what to do
sounds like me not knowing what to do with my existence
Numero 4pls
oh I think it’s actually hailing. Nice
it rain. Much rain. Am happy.
I love how I'm sick again. Because of my sister. which is great. *sigh* I passed out last night at 12pm-and like people can't wait themselves so they HAVE to keep on bothering you, saying for me to get up, blah blah blah-
CROW. YEAH I'M POINTING YOU OUT.
NATALIA AM I INVISIBLE OR SMTHN I SWEAR I WILL DROPKICK YOU TO MARS WHY DID YOU WANT MY SK8 OC IF YOU DIDNT CARE WTH NATALY COME ON WTH NATALY EXPLAIN AJDGWJHAKABHE
NO SORRY
I WENT TO GO EAT BREAKFEST
ok
*aggressive breathing* NATALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
208 days ago*
tomorrow is birb migration
Merry birb migration eve 🥺
it is???
yes yes it is
I went to bed at like 4 am last night
I stayed up all night waiting for my daily rewards on d4dj and my daily quests on sky cotl to refresh
I remember like none of it
HEY WHATS UR DISCORD RUG RIV
*Rugarico
don't correct me, cabin.
*Cabin *Don’t
Cabin, listen.
I'm tired.
and not in the best mood.
okay?
okay.
uhhh
Flower#3693
guys… no one gave Bay a present… I’m disappointed.
i'm sorry
just get one on Christmas it’s fine
oki
Who?
my pfp.
Again
who?
GET A PRESENT
their present is um
Getting to see me everywhere
You're welcome
I.....I never get presents....
LOL me niether but Bay... Bay must be protected.
YES
MY MOM IS MAKING PEROGIES
FUCK YEAH
babies?
perogies
owo
its food
They like dumplings
o.o
5 days til Christmas
But morr importantly 10/11 days till my date of birth
happy early birthday?
me: *trying to find a good show to watch*
My food getting cold waiting for me to finish:
give me something to write a song about.
Pineapples
CABIN
Hai
you said you were leaving.
Yeah- Twigs convinced me to stay
CABINNNNNNNNNN
Hai UwU
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.....i'm scared.
....you should be :)
....
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guys. Who's ur favorite out of my ocs. Because I'm bord.
Mizuki
oop-
yes
https://voca.ro/1f1H54K49ICz
HUH
WHAT
WHO IN THE
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
BUSHIROAD
FUCKIN
I GOT 3 PHOTON MAIDEN 4* TODAY
I DO NOT WANT PHOTON MAIDEN 4*
I WANT PEAKY P-KEY OR MERM4ID 4*
💔
NO BCS THEIR OC LITERALLY KILLS MINE
HEHEHEHE
THIS IS SO FUN
Also i did another horikoshi sketch
.....I'm gonna expose myself rq.
.....god forgive me.
Golly gee
That
That sure is a picture
I HAVE ANOTHER FOR YOU
w
Wowie..
Those
Ooh
Oh boy isn't that a... picture
...
here
have more
you know what
Im just gunna.....
Im just gonna hide away now
Editing lisa and making her look somewhat gyaru is so fun
(NSFW)
Just gonna leave this here-
...cabin...why-
Because, bf
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Because, horni
sus
......-
incubus?
Wat dat?
Sex demon.
That describes me very much so
:) same-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOOBIE
damn he’s hot
That’s me 💀
OH😳
Aeaeeaeseaeeaeeeee
😶🌫️
I'm leaving bc one of my friends are dating my crush and she knows I like him so bye for now.
I would like to die now thank you. You see friends, as a child yasmin refused to do things such as play in mud, jump in puddles or anything unsanitary that had to do with the outdoors. Thus Yasmin never developed a good immune system which basically means I’m more easily attacked by viruses and bacteria than other people who enjoyed getting dirty. I was clearly not a fun child, I was actually kind of stuck-up and hated people. I still hate people but at least I’m not stuck-up. So during winter when you are more likely to get a cold, my body just slowly implodes from all the sick. That ladies and gentlemen is why I hate everything and would rather die than go through extreme pain and the inability to get out of bed. So cool I’m gonna cry now.
Okay-
So, my mother is a HUGE germaphobe. And she had 2 miscarriages, and when she had me, she wanted to protect me with her whole life, for me not getting sick, blah blah blah-to summarize it, she cared for me a lot when I was at the age rank of 0-3. Whenever when someone would her to carry me, she would say "Have you washed your hands?" She had to make sure like-everything was clean for me. And her friends would say, "Monica, if you keep having that baby in a bubble, she'll become sick!" and like-she then let me touch stuff blah blah blah-
and I hope you feel better, queen. :)
thank you
nataly. I gave u my sk8 oc like u asked.
You did-?
yes.
Drumming is so
Fucking
Fun
My dad's been teaching me (cos hes a drummer)
And its so fun omg
And his drum kit is really cool
Its red and sparkly
BADABAM BOOSH
guyz hi guyz
Hello pal
who are you
I am Allan
oh hi allan
hello ☺️
long time no see
AAA
HOW
DO
YOU
HAVE
SKILLZ
PLS
GIB
uhh ok
YAY
try drawing my drawing without tracing. but look at it from time to time
k
River on a pillow
I hate it when
Enki just responds with ok and she goes into other chat thingys 😒
Sooo, my mom already has the presents put under the Christmas Tree and like....there-theres ummm-A LOT OF GIFTS. and-I see this kinda-spear shaped-thing-that says
"Para Natalia, de Moni <3"
and like....i dunno what it is.
Soooo-I asked my mom last night if I could open a christmas gift-
LIKE
5 MILLION TIMES
and after that 5 mil, she let me.
but a small gift.
she got me something that I have to break into-its a rock-
and she said
"I got you this because I'm to poor to afford therapy, so I got you this for you can take all your anger issues at!"
...I DON'T HAVE ANGER ISSUES-
and I looked at her and I said,
".....thanks I guess-"
YEAH.
I REGRET OPENING A CHRISTMAS GIFT EARLY.
AND LIKE-I RIPPED WRAPPING OPEN-
and rn, I'm gonna open the rock.
care to rp with me?
..i can-
yas
wait-are you gonna use mina orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-
someone else?
twigs 🥺
...twigs.
T W I G S
oki doki
lemme find an oc rq-
here we go
hes an asshole <3
stwop harassing me with doors y’all 🥺😰
hey
🚪
AhehdhhxhfjehHh-
aeeee
WHYYYY(if yr wondering why what,I dont even know
who’s ready for ✨P A I N✨
🖐
yayyyy! The only constant is suffering.
mhm
(TW NUDITY)
I uh…found something and made a succubus
🥵
I found that same one, don’t ask what I made-
I wanna see 👁👄👁
It’s of me-
oh
With tits out aswell? 🤨
Yep-
Hehehehehehehehehehe heheheheheehehehehe
Boob
boob >:3
n i c e t i t t i e s y o u g o t t h e r e m y g u y
hell yea 🤘
booba go p h y s i c s
booba go (*jiggle*)
bro this entire reply section is just badonkers
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh-
ITS BEEN FOREVER-
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
hiiii
hii!!
how are you?
pretty good hbu
so I was playing roblox minding my own business when the person I like joins my game and asks me if I wanted to play bedwars with him. So I was just sitting there panicking because I'm garbage at bed wars but I wanna play with him. So I say yes and regret every single one of my life choices. We join and he realizes I'm an idiot and have never played the game before. So he teaches me how to play and well... even though it was "just the two of us... we can make it if we try-" I still somehow kept dying by falling off the world. Yeah I didn't have high hopes. So we go into a game when he thinks I'm ready and I'm just... standing there... silently. I'm not kidding I didn't go out of our base at all. I just stayed there. Then next round I went over to teh base of a team whose bed had been destroyed and stole all their stuff naturally but they came along and smacked me in the face. I then immidiately die to a group of people who came to break my teams bed and had succeeded in turn killing me and in the end we lost. The next and final round I was kinda useful but not enough to be considered gud. I kinda just tried to protecc our bed most of the time I did deal a bit of damage to the other team. So we won no thanks to me and my crush congratulated me on winning and I was like "please I did nothing I'm such a failure." and he was just like... "oh it's fine you'll get better anyway I'm gonna play another game yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and he left and also my cousins joined and embarassed me in front of him like completely embarassed me. I just want to die now thank you I've lived long enough that's it this is the end but it's fine. Life goes on right. *cries*
Also when I was being embarassed I just radiated "dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards." energy.
Reviewing some of my favorite movies of all time I guess. aLSO spoilers!
Let's start with single-handedly the BEST movie of all time and if you disagree then you are fucking lying and I do not believe you because this movie is everything the live-action movies wanted to be and more also way better than any movie I have ever watched even from the Disney renaissance era!
Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse. I could rant for hours about why this movie is just an absolute masterpiece but there are other movies I need to review so I'll be as quick as possible. The comedy in this was perfect mwa chefs kiss every joke hit and it hit hard. They did an amazing job making miles relatable from having him not know the lyrics to a song and mumbling the parts he doesn't know (which by the way the song wasn't out when they were making the movie so idk if this really counts since it wasn't an original feature but I still like it) to his very clear anxiety and personal troubles and self-conflict. He blames himself for spider-man's death and it's not said once in the entire movie. You can just tell. Plus the framing is so well done like the forest scene when our spider-man and Miles are running away from Liv and Miles being less experienced is on 1fps while Peter is on 2fps to make miles look more inexperienced. Some parts are animated on 1fps to make it have a more comic book style and the times where the background changes to something like a comic panel are just amazing. You could pause the movie at any moment and where you paused it would be way too detailed for it's own good. THIS was a SONYYY animation. Sony is notorious for bad movies but man this was the best movie ever and screw you if you think otherwise.
Next up Mitchells VS The Machines. Another Sony movie but this one isn't as good. But still a great movie nonetheless. Sure some of the jokes were... well they were definitely jokes but most of them were really good. And the entire movie just looks like Katie edited it herself. It's got so much flare and personality and sure Katie's brother has an... interesting voice but it's still pretty cool. I also like how the pug is just so confusing to robots because they can't tell what it is. Also Eric and Deborahbot are my favorite characters ever. They're like children and I love them so much their comedy is too good. Overall it was a pretty great movie and very fun to watch. I wish my life was as interesting as Katie's though.
Shutter Island. I know I know I talk about it a lot but it is just such a great movie. The attention to detail the subtle hinting throughout the movie about what's really happening. The way the movie silently tells you the ending was a lie. The gut-wrenching line "Which would be worse? To live as a monster. Or to die as a good man." just tells you everything. The movie keeps you in the dark while simultaneously screaming the answer right in your face. It's just a wonder of a movie and I adore it way too much. His headaches only happen after he's taken the medicine. Subtle hints in his dreams about his wife, he says she died in a fire but in his dreams she's soaking wet as if she just went for a swim in her clothes and is also bleeding which if she died in a fire then how? Teddy was Andrew Laeddis all along. Edward Daniels, his fake name, Teddy being a nickname, is an anagram of Andrew Laeddis. The movie is just begging you to figure it out the truth everything but also closing the shutters in your face because who would think to compare the name of the supposed villain to our main hero. It's just amazing! The plaster on Teddy's forehead is also hinting at the fact that Andrew I mean Edward maybe has some sort of brain issue. As the movie goes on and Teddy slowly uncovers everything it slowly gets smaller and disappears before completely vanishing by the end of the end of the movie where the truth is told to him straight. He killed his wife. The person he's been looking for, Rachel Solando, does not exist. It's an anagram of his wife's name. I could go one forever about the hints and messages and truth behind everything and how it connects to the Truth about Andrew's life but we have more movies to cover.
Thor Ragnarok. It needs no words. If I need to explain to you why this movie is so good then what kind of crack are you on?
The Kung Fu Panda Trilogy, YES that includes the third movie and YES it is the weakest. The spin-offs are... yeah we don't talk about the kung fu panda spin-offs.
Kung Fu Panda: great movie great message! Compelling villain. Already established as a threatening character from his first second on screen. He's basically a stuck up brat who's throwing a fit for not getting what he wants on the surface but deeper he's just angry at himself and at his master. You can see that when Shifu apologizes Tai Lung questions it for a single moment, he knows what he's doing is wrong but he's too blinded by anger and self-status. Po a panda who's the son of a... duck... goose? Whatever, a bird. He's obviously adopted but we don't question it once because it just seems natural. It's a true father, son relationship. Po wants to be a Kung Fu fighter but he doesn't tell his dad because he doesn't want to break his heart. Po gets picked as the Dragon Warrior and "There are no accidents" joke because Master Oogway is a wise mentor and also comedy gold. By the way did you know the names in this movie are just big fat jokes? Master Oogway means Master Turtle, and Master Shifu means Master Master. I just think that's funny. Now I could keep going but this is getting long and still a lot more movies to cover so SPEED ROUND!
Kung Fu Panda 2: Wonderful movie, great character development and CHI also setup for third movie NEXT!
Kung Fu Panda 3: Could've been better, villain wasn't very threatening but it was still nice NEXT!
LUCA... g a e NEXT!
Megamind. This movie was ahead of it's time and not a "rip off" of despicable me you blind idiot monkey people! NEXT!
Klaus. *cries in 19873299026368256383746 million different languages*
That's all for now I'm most likely making a part 2 which will go into extreme detail about each of these movies. Like extreme detail. Each one will have it's own post actually yk what I should totally make a comment board for movie reviews... I'M A GENIUS!
I LIVE ONCE MORE! I'm sorry I had guests over ;-;
Remembering the time i asked my bald history teacher if he had a hair elastic