I told mom I was sick and shouldn’t go to school but she sent me anyway now look what happened.
I’m practically dying.
Stomach hurts and imma barf like seriously this is the most sick I’ve ever been. Usually it’s been bad but manageable. This makes me feel liek jumping off a cliff just to make it stop.
The vomit isn’t coming so it’s just sitgjng there… menacingly.
The following comment is kind of a dumb joke and I think the ending ruined it but anyway none of this is serious all just goofy fun so please do not commit any crimes like- please do not be dumb.
demon in your house? Don't worry! Here are some tips and tricks on how to deal with it.
1. Befriend it. If it's gonna follow you around tryna kill you all the time, you might as well be friends. It's fun to be friends with a demon!
2. Sell your soul to the devil. The demon won't bother you anymore. You're already going to hell once you do this you silly! So what's the demon's purpose in your life.
3. Die.
4. Make a voodoo doll and torture all the people who've ever wronged you then when it's all over... kill them. Now the demon fears you! It won't dare lay a finger!
5. Let it possess you and terrorize the neighborhood then when the exorcists come looking for you rip their hearts out and eat them for dinner... mm delicious.
6. WHAT HAVE YOU DO-try to talk to the demon. Remember violence is neve-KILL-r the answer.
ok first are you joking or..? second, if ur not skull girls is a video game and the artstlye was similar so i thought it was that edit: nvm I saw ur post above you are joking XD
yeahh its pretty good actually you should play it if u have the time (its free too) I downloaded mine on vgperson (its a site that translates japanese video games, you can find some translated RPG horror games aswell like misao,mad father, IB if that's ur thing )
1. If your arm is ever caught in a gator's mouth, prepare for it to do what's called a 'death roll'. This roll will likely tear your arm off and break your bones so be prepared to roll with it.
2. If your house smells like fish for no reason, it means you are at high risk of an electrical fire. Take no chances and turn off your electricity immediately.
3. If you are outside during a storm and begin to feel a metallic taste in your mouth and your hair begins to rise, curl up into a ball. You're about to get hit by lightning.
4. If you ever need to call 911, immediately after the call connects, say your address. This way if anything happens and you can no longer talk with the phone operator, they already know where to dispatch police.
5. If you're stuck in a foreign country and don't know the emergency number, call 112, this will send you to the nearest emergency line in the country you are in.
6. If you see square waves in the ocean, get out immediately. They have strong currents and will drag you under the water with enough force to instantly kill you.
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Me: enters exam room
All my knowledge:
I just watched a movie... called Mixtape...
I'M NOT CRYING YOU ARE
Imagine if we made empires smp on here
I’ll be the crimson warped empire 🙃
TWIGS-
rp with me?
sure
yay!
:D
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-
U WATCH EMPIRES!?
mhm!
SAME
wooo
Sorry, but I may not be active anymore.
what why?
because its like no one cares
I care. You’re my friend.
thanks
Anytime.
How come, if you don’t mind me asking?
i just don't belong here
Me and Queen care about you, please don’t leave…
ok I'll stay
Thank you!!!!
I tried to make
Le ldshadowlady
From empires
Yoot.
YOU WATCH L D S H A D O W L A D Y ? ?
uhm-yesh
FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE
YESHHHHHHHHHHH
woooo!
YAAYY!
oain i fe
El like imma die
I told mom I was sick and shouldn’t go to school but she sent me anyway now look what happened.
I’m practically dying.
Stomach hurts and imma barf like seriously this is the most sick I’ve ever been. Usually it’s been bad but manageable. This makes me feel liek jumping off a cliff just to make it stop.
The vomit isn’t coming so it’s just sitgjng there… menacingly.
Owieee ughhhh please just kill me.
Soooooooooooooooooooo-
Today in math I was helping my friends right?
And like-I smacked the back of Marlen's head and told her
"Pay attention! You'll never learn unless-"
and then she put her hand up and tried to slap me-
and like my dumbass leaned back, and fell off my chair-Romi and Violet looked at me-and started laughing-then I stood up, and glared down at Marlen-
then I said
"You fucker-pinche puta-"
and she said
"Slap me again. I DARE YOU."
...um-i slapped her.
and
pulled her hair.
then I slapped Violet for not paying attention-
then
in robotics class ummm-
I was tryna push in a piece, and i said
"Which hole do I push it into to?"
.....worst thing I've ever said.
Isabella looked at me, and raised her eyebrow.
......................I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT-
and she said
"You can push it in m-"
I didn't let her finish.
I covered her mouth.
Then I uncovered her mouth and Romina showed me where to push it in-
and i told her
"Do I push it in farther in 'cause its hard-"
......*sigh* this is what happens when your um dirty minded friend.
And Isabella said
"...Whats hard?"
......WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHEN SHE SAID THAT.
.......guys i promise i'm innocent.
promise.
....I also promise that I didn't tell Hudson that I hope his plane crashed while he was on it.
..okay yeah I might have said that..but it was for a reason-
Im so good at games
everyone posting random ass s@*& in the comment section huh
Yep we all post whatever we want 😋
oh no we were just having a tea party in princess dresses and little crowns then we were gonna go skydiving in onesies.
No duh. The comment section was dead so now it's our little hangout so what.
Imagine censoring shit
Yeah, got a problem, bitch?
DISCLAIMER
The following comment is kind of a dumb joke and I think the ending ruined it but anyway none of this is serious all just goofy fun so please do not commit any crimes like- please do not be dumb.
demon in your house? Don't worry! Here are some tips and tricks on how to deal with it.
1. Befriend it. If it's gonna follow you around tryna kill you all the time, you might as well be friends. It's fun to be friends with a demon!
2. Sell your soul to the devil. The demon won't bother you anymore. You're already going to hell once you do this you silly! So what's the demon's purpose in your life.
3. Die.
4. Make a voodoo doll and torture all the people who've ever wronged you then when it's all over... kill them. Now the demon fears you! It won't dare lay a finger!
5. Let it possess you and terrorize the neighborhood then when the exorcists come looking for you rip their hearts out and eat them for dinner... mm delicious.
6. WHAT HAVE YOU DO-try to talk to the demon. Remember violence is neve-KILL-r the answer.
7. KILL
8. KILL
9. KILL
10....
....
....
....
....
ᏵꝊꝊ𐌃 𐌋𐌵𐌂𐌊 𐌉𐌍 𐋅𐌄𐌋𐌋
11. Leave the house
lmao
Lol
yall forgot that these r comments for a game LMFAO
I didn't forget
Every day i make the conscious decision to log onto itch io and spam the comments of a random dead game
Im just that much of a loser, isn't that right rq2?
chill out man it wasn't a personal attack
oh sure it wasn't
You say that now
But your intentions have been made clear
whatever floats ur boat ig
No one forgot-
Nope I'm pretty sure none of us forgot
O EDITED ANNIE TO LOOK LIKE ME
YAYAYAY
lemme guess... skull girls?
no
I have no idea where shes from
Skull girl
Whats that
I don't even know what a skull is.. let alone girls
ok first are you joking or..? second, if ur not skull girls is a video game and the artstlye was similar so i thought it was that edit: nvm I saw ur post above you are joking XD
indeed i was
Im very funny ik
i feel like people forgot these were comments for a game lol
I don’t think anyone did-
I exist after 3-8249639t4y39280463-873946392374x years of not existing
Omg hi Lofi kitty :D
yello
((how i say Hello sometimes))
why do the eyes remind me of yttd
wha-?
your turn to die, its a game kinda like danganronpa
ohh
yeahh its pretty good actually you should play it if u have the time (its free too) I downloaded mine on vgperson (its a site that translates japanese video games, you can find some translated RPG horror games aswell like misao,mad father, IB if that's ur thing )
my spotify wrapped <3
i h8 that anime was my top genre though...
Makes sense tho
i only i listened to more spotify, but i usually use more youtube
bruh
As of tomorrow i will have gone to see FOUR DIFFERENT FUCKING TYPES OF MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS
I h8 thsi
.........................
Ik you have a wife bby but
But she's irrelevant
She can't give u what i can
Pls
Pls just one chance
pls stop
Y
y
omg nat
I have found ur identical twin at my business class
She has a bakugou phone case
And she likes miraculous lady shit, idk if you watch that
Seems like a nat show
Thats all i know
eww
i don't watch
miraculous-
FUN FACTS THAT MIGHT SAVE YOUR LIFE
1. If your arm is ever caught in a gator's mouth, prepare for it to do what's called a 'death roll'. This roll will likely tear your arm off and break your bones so be prepared to roll with it.
2. If your house smells like fish for no reason, it means you are at high risk of an electrical fire. Take no chances and turn off your electricity immediately.
3. If you are outside during a storm and begin to feel a metallic taste in your mouth and your hair begins to rise, curl up into a ball. You're about to get hit by lightning.
4. If you ever need to call 911, immediately after the call connects, say your address. This way if anything happens and you can no longer talk with the phone operator, they already know where to dispatch police.
5. If you're stuck in a foreign country and don't know the emergency number, call 112, this will send you to the nearest emergency line in the country you are in.
6. If you see square waves in the ocean, get out immediately. They have strong currents and will drag you under the water with enough force to instantly kill you.
oop-
....how do you know this?
the hell-
it means fu-
I know all this because I am often bored.
....do u wanna rp?
Tiktok
brurhrbruhbruh
ya
I saw that video of that girl in the tank with gator
Hai people.
hI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello!
currently taking my map test
sad
:(
Oh, im about to go to band. ttyl
bye!!
It is Wednesday, my dudes
Wed ness day
...
frog
wrong, it's thursday
for me it's wednesday
well it's thursday on japan
unfortunately i don't live in japanI wish I could go to Japan. Like the amount of interesting things to see there and the tech and stuff.
no it’s yaswhatsa
I finished ascending for the second time fuck yeah
H E L L O, G R A N D P A
H E L L O
G R A N D C H I L D
You’ve accepted me :D I couldn’t be happier right now
felt swag, might cry myself to sleep again #swag
that’s not swaggy
That’s sappy
You need a hug from the swag king
omg
do u have the swaggy monke drip lawkins??!??!?!?!
who’s lawkins
I am twigs
twigs..?
at your service:)
explaining how I work
Im made of of three parts, memos mimos and core
Memos=my matter, my body in English-
mimos- my mind
Core is just my dumbass
My core is split up into three so there won’t be any tyranny-
Tyranny is bad
So we split power
Checks n balance
Yada Yada
I made this so I’m able to cope better
And so far it’s working
SUGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
hm?
wanna rp wit me?
sure
yeet
it’s the final braincell
ITS PAPA EMERITUS WITH A KAZOO
:o
NO ITS OLD MAN PAUL
*SOB*
YOU WISH THAT WAS ME
I, i may be insanely attractive, but this man... *chefs kiss*
.....w...why...
STFU
IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR CRUSTY BLOND ANIME BOY
YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME TALK ABOUT MY **ACTUALLY REAL** FAVORITE VOCALIST
SHUT UP-
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
no cause like u remember about the um
lady
that u sent me
about like
"Me and Katsuki will rule this kingdom-"
blah blah bkah-
I ALMOST PEED MYSELFRBGDEMWB##WSQ
Tw - Mention of death, vent, idk
You ever wanna smash your head against a brick wall and hope you die a slow, painful death?
Memos can’t really get those thoughts it’s mostly my core that gets them
But cabin my friend
If you want to talk about your predicaments
Im here for you
I’m fine. 😃
you sure?
…yeah.
alrighty
who want to rp am bored
guys, november is almost over ...... if you catch my drift
HIII GUYS I JUST FINISHED SCHOOL
Mother
I've become a granpa
Halp me
Im too young and pretty to have grandkids
HUH HWO DID YOU TURN INTO A OLD MAN
i
I don't know
Hel
Its thr end of the wrolrd
Also
Thought you was floppy disk, caus u both haav the lovelive pfp
Anyway
LOL ITS FINE
AND ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD
DRINK A MAGIC POTION OR SOMETHING
ITS THE END IF THE WOD
IM OLD
Grandpa!
AAAAAAAA
Grandpa, are you okay?
Hello peoples
☆ Hello! How are you doing today Cabin? I hope you're doing quite well. If you aren't I'll try to help in anyway I can whatever you need! `
Hello! I’m okay, sorry I didn’t answer I was in school.
hello cabin it is I
Agender king lawful
How are you on this swaggy day?
PEOPLE
OF MGM.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I'M SAYING THIS BUT-
KEREM AND KYZEN BROKE UP!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOHOOOOO!!!
KEREM WAS SO HAPPY TO DO IT 'CAUSE LIKE-
KYZEN-
ISN'T THE BEST BF-
SO
NOW KEREM DOESN'T HAVE TO STAND HIS BULLSHIT ANYMORE!!!!!
AND NO MORE OF HIM YELLING AT HER FRIENDS! (including me.)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'M PROUD OF YOU KEREMSITA!!!!!
YOU DID THE RIGHT CHOICE-
anyways uhh
good morning lads?
YESS BROO THANK YOUUUU LIKE NOW IM FREE BUTTTTTTT KYZEN IS DATING ONE OF OUR OTHER FRIENDS WHICH IS WEIRD HOW HE GOT OVER ME SO QUICKLY
nataly i have something to tell you
ivan asked me out
ANYONE WANNA DO A MONSTER HIGH TYPE RP?!
I will!
I gotta character named Aurora that I made a bio for a few days ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW-
ty! Who do you have?
ummmmmmmmm-not sure yet but I will get back to you!
DO I
SORRY I WAS OUT BUT WE CAN RP- I GOT AURORA
SORRY I HAD A PRIVATE LESSON THEN MY COUSIN WAS OVER AND NOW I GOTTA SLEEP- I'M SO SORRY TMRW OK
KK
am here
YEAS
River will 🕺
BOOM! Aurora (I made a bio for her if ya want it)
river Does want a bio
If you click on my profile and scroll down in my thingy...the bio is there (it looks rlly bad when I just tried to copy and paste-)
O oke
I have
Um
A few actually
this id toad... they a witch
This id dot (they a dragon.. ish).
An this id marceline (marcie for short) (she a kitty cat)
twigs: please don’t give me dark academy vibes along with all my other ones daszu please-
Me and bard: heh…
Twigs: heh?- NOOoOoo-
some days i feel like killing myself so instead i kill my hand
Honestly, same.
i hate myself
it hurts
I understand…do you wanna talk about it?
I tend to do that aswell
Now I’m killing my digestive system with cheese-
Some days I feel like killing myself so instead I kill myself from the inside out cause I'm too much of a pus-
I just got deja vu that I can't explain..
How come?
well idk.. The new person that came here reminds me of sw else
Ohhhh-
Ohhhh-
never ever let me have access to ibis paint again
This is horrendous i love it
Manga panels are so fun to colour and its the worst
You always were good at colouring, grandpa.
ya
But it looks muddy
How come
....your user...why....
Because they are my grandpa and my grandpa’s name is Paul :D
WHAT-
Riv is my grandpa!
I just checked out your profile and-
I'm your friend?!??!??!?!
On both my accounts?!?!??!?!?
W O W-
i shape shifted into an old person
Nat im not an actual old guy you've heard my voice and seen my face pls 😭
IK LMAOAOOA
day 4 of asking people to buy me portal 1 and 2
Day 4*
FUCK
What? You good?
Rugarico is now my grandpa.
Imma make paul into my oldpersonsona