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People who I think are funny-
these aint all the people-but y'know-
YT.
Flamingo, aka mrflimflam.
Rug Riv- (Riv Riv)
Ari-
Zen-
Meme's-
Overlord-
Mommy-(Disk-)
Auntie-
DaQueenOfYou-
Noah-
Lawkie-chan-
Cabin-
and of course...
MEEE~!i'll add u if u want-
yeah im funny
TACo Bell
STOP
PLS
ABUSE-
LAWKINS
NO TACOBELL
hehehhe
*busts a move*
LMAO
OK WHICH JOKE WAS MY FUNNIEST SO I CAN KEEP DOING THAT! People seem to find my jokes unfunny.
hmmm-
i think-
it was the mha one-
the newest mha one that you posted-
the baquego one or the one about deku having a quirk?
the deku-
okk
I'm funny-
Ok I've killed many chickens in my time (games) some ppl say,I'm now haunted by a poultreygiest
Repost if b
woah
noah??
among us??
hi
hi!!
how are you??
good hbu
im okay, tired-
you gonna celebrate with your family thanksgiving later?
b’s sting 🐝
Me casually washing my hands in the bathroom and my sister walks in.
"Hey Nat."
"Oh-hey!"
"So-about last night-"
"......................."
Recap to last night.
Jolene: "GET OFF MY COMPUTER."
"Nahhh-"
Jolene: "FINE THEN!"
Jolene grabbing my hair with one hand, choking me with the other
"JOLENE-LET GO PENDEHA!!!"
Me struggling to get her hands off me-then me falling off the chair onto the floor while she still is pulling my hair.
Jolene: "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT GOING ON MY COMPUTER?!"
"YOU SAID NOTH-"
Her letting my hair go and kicking me in my stomach
"OW OW OW-"
Jolene: "WHAT DID I SAY."
"GRRRRRRRR-"
Me standing up and starting to pull her hair causing her to fall on the floor, then me grabbing her hair
Jolene: "LET GO NATALIA!!!"
"NO."
Me kicking her then quickly going to her computer going to YT and searching up Ankha zone-
Jolene: "NATALY!!!"
Her standing up and grabbing my hair and pulling it-
"OW!"
Then me trying to kick her, attempting to get her off of me..then CPR played by cupcakke.
Back to the present-
Jojo: "I ummmm...I'm not sorry."
"okay."
Jojo: "........."
"....get out before I spray you with water."
Her running out the bathroom-
yeah that happened last nigh and this morning.
Happy Thanksgiving I guess?
Murder her.
no.
i will later today during our dinner.
....I'm going to pour boiling hot miso soup on her.
:)
yesss
uh
..yeah.
and shes younger than me.
.....
i dont know what's going on because i didn't even bother reading that
oh-
E
OMG I JUST REALIZED I MADE THIS USING THE COLORS OF THE BI FLAG-
ACCIDENTAL NOT MISTAKE
When the girl you befriended said "I snap him everyday and we talk a lot":😐
i like portal 2
best holiday ever
I’m a furry :3
Yay
I can finaly kill the gacha heat furries
i classify as a tornado
Draco just said the best quote:"NOBODYS PERFECT THATS WHY PENCILS HAVE ERASERSSSS"
-Draco in mimic ch-1
Funneh to:"I'm not lost,I'm just finding myself"
-Funneh in krewkraft when they were looking for cocoa beans
Yo humans wanna join my discord :p https://discord.gg/6HCAuCX2
the lawful bean aka Duchi has joined the server
Stuff and things
bro is that gabriel barsch
No it is Wilbur soot
who?
u non dsmp fans (not that I like it myself) will never know-
average dsmp fan
Uhm okay YouTube, let’s get you to bed alright I think you need some rest.
Lmao-
TW: idrk I just know some people don't like this stuff
My guy friend wiggled his eyebrows at me and he m04ned in my ear in every class I had with him saying "mummy" and other things...
haha why does everyone have such weird friends. Please help.
My friends aren’t weird…I’m lying.
bro- I’m the weird friend of my group and even I find y’all’s friends weird and that’s saying something.
I’m the normal person in the group. But I’m way weirder at home.
lol
he's done other weird things, trust me-
please why everyone just needs to chill and not moan for one second please.
It scares me a little
there are times when moaning is just not okay yet people do not seem to understand
My freinds arent weird-Oh wait all my freinds are fake
now that’s just sad
D:
so um...i asked my friend how was spanish-and she responded with-
SPANISH WAS FUN OMGGG
I WALKED IN AND MR PENIS STARTED GIVING OUT LITTLE PIECES OF CAKE
THEN ME AND IRIS CONTINUED ARGUING AND STARTED DOING THIS WEIRD THING
JULIO AND JOSHUA LOGGED INTO PEOPLE'S IC ACCOUNT AND STARTED EXPOSING THEM
SUSAN KEPT MOANING AND SO DID I
SUSAN HAD THIS JUICE AND TOLD ME TO BE ON MY KNEES TO DRINK THE JUICE
IT GOT ALL OVER MY LEGS MR PP WAS YELLING AT EVERYONE IN MY GROUP ( Gia, Julio, Eris, Susan, Iris, Melissa, and me )
HE WAS MORE LIKE SCREAMING AT US AND ENDED UP CALLING THE OFFICE TO SETTLE DOWN THE CLASS
I WAS ALMOST SENT TO THE OFFICE LOLLL
ANYWAYSSSS
CAIDYN AND SARAI WAS SENT TO THE OFFICE FOR FIGHTING
MR PENIS TOLD MY GROUP THAT WE ARE NEXT
AND THEN HE MADE US CHANGE SEATS
I SIT WITH ERIS, JULIO, KIMANI, AND DEYANA
AND YUH THAT WAS SPANISH CLASS FOR ME
HBU? HOW WAS MATH???
and I responded with-
.........wow.
um-
ppl were moaning-
I HELPED IVAN ON THIS THING-PAPER-
WORK-
ummmmmm-
Oscar was moaning louuud-ivan was moaning as well-
i got a sticker
so that was fun
ummm-
Mrs. Wilhite yelled at some kids
lol.
your class is too chaotic. Bro as an introvert I would’ve killed everyone by now like- no thank you please stop.
well, math is really chaotic..just listen to this.
https://voca.ro/12g1dgyhBmry
your class is even more chaotic than mine
pftttt-
thats only math class..you should see PE.
and drones class-
can't imagine
Its me again
Ummmm
I'll be on less frequently but not totally silent because I'm good at making monster gorls and i like making people jealous of my abilities (jokes jokes ofc)
Anyhoo, when i get home imma make marika some cute lil outfits in mgm 2
That is all
A man has spent 20 years not talking to his wife since she replied ‘come in’ to his knock knock joke.
who looked at the middle finger and was like “yo this sh** kinda offensive.”
anybody wanna rp
M E
okiiii who u use?
Horacio!
Oooo
I completely forgot their whole bio like an idiot 👁👄👁
Honestly- same
Name - Sullivan, Horacio
Age - 17
Species - Half-Demon
Eyes - half blind
Clothing - White button down dress shirt, black jeggings (To show the thickness UwU), Red converse
This is just a simple bio because I am very tired
My character Petal
so..I found out my crush is the type of guy to apologize 10000000 times even though it was a big mistake-
salutation
How I would solve overpopulation:
1. Mass genocide
2. The Hunger Games
3. The Purge
4. Deadly virus (the cure already exists but won’t be released until the population is down)
5. Plain ol’ homicide
6. Just put every criminal on death row
7. Resort to cannibalism
8. Aliens
9. Pokèmon
10. Use extra people as fire wood
2.Heat vision to make em die ASAP
well I’m not superman
Same here bud and my mom is so nice she let me skip first class :D
oh 🥲
I said deadly virus
Haven’t millions died from COVID? Or do you mean like a plague?
no a deadly virus- covid is a deadly virus plus there’s still a lot of people in the world.
Ohhhh true-
ah yes thank you gravity. You’ve failed me.
Noooooo
funniest thing I've seen all day-
TW: s.h
I’m on my clear streakkk
No more cutting
Now what do I do…
Duchi: self care
Bard: self ha-
Elk: SPeND YOUR MONEY ON LEAF TICKETS
me over here: … why did I create a burden in my mind-
draw. Cry. Look up things distract urself. Cry some more…
Keep crying until eventually you can’t anymore and begin to wonder what you’re doing with your life.
Actually that last one might not be a good idea.
I eat snacc
Or that-
And I do other things
3 new monster girls I made. Lemme know if I should make a bio for any of them
Please I keep getting literally anything except the character I freaking want!! Just give me Keqing bro 😭
It’s all I ever wanted
fairy girl <3
i want to look like this :(
suck my balls
srry
i eat ur ass irl
why would you even?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Oh LIGITEMATLEY LIKE I WATCHED SANG CHI,GOT OUTTA THE THEATORE AND BANG.MY SISTER AND MY BRAINS ARE BLOWN WITH THEORIES
NO SPOILERS I DIDNT WATCH IT YETTT
AHAHAH YA KNOW WHAT HAPPENES AT THE END OF THE MOVIEEEEE
SHUDDIP STAPH
OHHHH DID U KNOW THAT HE HAS A SISTERRRRRRRR????
If you saw me here
No u didn't
Anyway i made monster gorls
This is marika, she's blind in her cyclops eye (hence the two on her cheeks)
This is powder.. nothin special
An this is viv (short for vivian)
Cute!
I see you 👁👄👁
Also they’re very purrty
FINE I WONT DO IT, SEEING ARI’S CRIES MAKE ME UPSET…
hahahahhahahah you seem like the type of person to date ari
imagine dating ari
i can. I would feel like shit because i would have to deal with 8 other people
that ari is dating
Too bad I have a significant other.
that is ari
Nope.
Just a friend.
sure
I um..sooooooooooo-
last last summer, I went to the beach for the first time.
My sister, well she got cut.
Iiiii- got trampled by like-
10 wave?
yeah they knocked me down-
I surfed a really big wave on my boggy board-
(WHICH WAS REALLY FUN CAUSE I FELT ABOVE OF THE WORLD-)
and then-when i fell off the board..
........almost drowning.
but it was really fun-I also lost of earring
so
rip earring
2014-2020.
sad.
Ur still in 2020!?
NO-
I LOST MY EARRING IN 2020-
I made a thing
Songs that rlly speak to me (pt1)"Attention seeker,public speaker, omg that boy over there's so f*ckn lonely"-911/Lonely by Tyler the Creator
I’m gonna attempt again, my most recent one hasn’t worked but hopefully it will now.
what?
It’s nothing.
ok
Goodbye.
what. No!
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
Cabin, listen. I ain't no therapist or some shit like that.
Please don't. I care for you, and so many more people care for you.
I get worried whenever you say this stuff.
Please. Don't.
Okay?
Okay.
I can’t live in this house anymore.
I know.
Listen.
My father is the most cruel person I know.
And guess what-I still deal with him.
So just please.
Don't.
I already changed my mind, Ari begging me mad me upset .
.................Okay.
Do whatever you want, I tried to help you.
Sorry abt this but
Could you give a trigger warning or something next time please
I know im not supposed to be here but please
Of course Riv! I’m sorry, this was inconsiderate, I’ll fix it now…
..
Okay this is really embarrassing
But i have some great news
Mgm is back on google play
Aaaaaaaaaand we got a new update
Oh cool! Also welcome back, for I’m guessing temporarily.
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NOOOOOOOOOOO I AM SO DEAD AND OMG PLEASE I-
I NEED A 5* RN ONE SEC LEMMME GO SPAM WISH
I DIDNT GET A 5* AT ALL HSHROWVJAJD I NEED MORE PRIMOGEMS
I only have 78 primogems 😭 #imbroke
oof- that’s sad
floor
Wall.
Ceiling
ah yes. The final to the great trilogy.
yesh
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People who I think are funny-
these aint all the people-but y'know-
YT.
Flamingo, aka mrflimflam.
Markiplier.Tuv.RYANcomedy.okay so now its the itch.io people-Rug Riv- (Riv Riv)
Ari-
Zen-
Meme's-
Overlord-
Mommy-(Disk-)
Auntie-
DaQueenOfYou-
Noah-
Lawkie-chan-
Cabin-
Noah-
and of course...
MEEE~!
i'll add u if u want-
yeah im funny
TACo Bell
STOP
PLS
ABUSE-
STOP
LAWKINS
NO TACOBELL
hehehhe
*busts a move*
LMAO
OK WHICH JOKE WAS MY FUNNIEST SO I CAN KEEP DOING THAT! People seem to find my jokes unfunny.
hmmm-
i think-
it was the mha one-
the newest mha one that you posted-
the baquego one or the one about deku having a quirk?
the deku-
okk
I'm funny-
Ok I've killed many chickens in my time (games) some ppl say,I'm now haunted by a poultreygiest
Repost if b
woah
noah??
among us??
hi
hi!!
how are you??
good hbu
im okay, tired-
you gonna celebrate with your family thanksgiving later?
b’s sting 🐝
Me casually washing my hands in the bathroom and my sister walks in.
"Hey Nat."
"Oh-hey!"
"So-about last night-"
"......................."
Recap to last night.
Jolene: "GET OFF MY COMPUTER."
"Nahhh-"
Jolene: "FINE THEN!"
Jolene grabbing my hair with one hand, choking me with the other
"JOLENE-LET GO PENDEHA!!!"
Me struggling to get her hands off me-then me falling off the chair onto the floor while she still is pulling my hair.
Jolene: "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT GOING ON MY COMPUTER?!"
"YOU SAID NOTH-"
Her letting my hair go and kicking me in my stomach
"OW OW OW-"
Jolene: "WHAT DID I SAY."
"GRRRRRRRR-"
Me standing up and starting to pull her hair causing her to fall on the floor, then me grabbing her hair
Jolene: "LET GO NATALIA!!!"
"NO."
Me kicking her then quickly going to her computer going to YT and searching up Ankha zone-
Jolene: "NATALY!!!"
Her standing up and grabbing my hair and pulling it-
"OW!"
Then me trying to kick her, attempting to get her off of me..then CPR played by cupcakke.
Back to the present-
Jojo: "I ummmm...I'm not sorry."
"okay."
Jojo: "........."
"....get out before I spray you with water."
Her running out the bathroom-
yeah that happened last nigh and this morning.
Happy Thanksgiving I guess?
Murder her.
no.
i will later today during our dinner.
....I'm going to pour boiling hot miso soup on her.
:)
yesss
uh
..yeah.
and shes younger than me.
.....
i dont know what's going on because i didn't even bother reading that
oh-
E
OMG I JUST REALIZED I MADE THIS USING THE COLORS OF THE BI FLAG-
ACCIDENTAL NOT MISTAKE
When the girl you befriended said "I snap him everyday and we talk a lot":😐
best holiday ever
I’m a furry :3
Yay
I can finaly kill the gacha heat furries
i classify as a tornado
Draco just said the best quote:"NOBODYS PERFECT THATS WHY PENCILS HAVE ERASERSSSS"
-Draco in mimic ch-1
Funneh to:"I'm not lost,I'm just finding myself"
-Funneh in krewkraft when they were looking for cocoa beans
Yo humans wanna join my discord :p https://discord.gg/6HCAuCX2
the lawful bean aka Duchi has joined the server
Stuff and things
bro is that gabriel barsch
No it is Wilbur soot
who?
u non dsmp fans (not that I like it myself) will never know-
Uhm okay YouTube, let’s get you to bed alright I think you need some rest.
Lmao-
TW: idrk I just know some people don't like this stuff
My guy friend wiggled his eyebrows at me and he m04ned in my ear in every class I had with him saying "mummy" and other things...
haha why does everyone have such weird friends. Please help.
My friends aren’t weird…I’m lying.
bro- I’m the weird friend of my group and even I find y’all’s friends weird and that’s saying something.
I’m the normal person in the group. But I’m way weirder at home.
lol
he's done other weird things, trust me-
please why everyone just needs to chill and not moan for one second please.
It scares me a little
there are times when moaning is just not okay yet people do not seem to understand
My freinds arent weird-Oh wait all my freinds are fake
now that’s just sad
D:
so um...i asked my friend how was spanish-and she responded with-
SPANISH WAS FUN OMGGG
I WALKED IN AND MR PENIS STARTED GIVING OUT LITTLE PIECES OF CAKE
THEN ME AND IRIS CONTINUED ARGUING AND STARTED DOING THIS WEIRD THING
JULIO AND JOSHUA LOGGED INTO PEOPLE'S IC ACCOUNT AND STARTED EXPOSING THEM
SUSAN KEPT MOANING AND SO DID I
SUSAN HAD THIS JUICE AND TOLD ME TO BE ON MY KNEES TO DRINK THE JUICE
IT GOT ALL OVER MY LEGS MR PP WAS YELLING AT EVERYONE IN MY GROUP ( Gia, Julio, Eris, Susan, Iris, Melissa, and me )
HE WAS MORE LIKE SCREAMING AT US AND ENDED UP CALLING THE OFFICE TO SETTLE DOWN THE CLASS
I WAS ALMOST SENT TO THE OFFICE LOLLL
ANYWAYSSSS
CAIDYN AND SARAI WAS SENT TO THE OFFICE FOR FIGHTING
MR PENIS TOLD MY GROUP THAT WE ARE NEXT
AND THEN HE MADE US CHANGE SEATS
I SIT WITH ERIS, JULIO, KIMANI, AND DEYANA
AND YUH THAT WAS SPANISH CLASS FOR ME
HBU? HOW WAS MATH???
and I responded with-
.........wow.
um-
ppl were moaning-
I HELPED IVAN ON THIS THING-PAPER-
WORK-
ummmmmm-
Oscar was moaning louuud-ivan was moaning as well-
i got a sticker
so that was fun
ummm-
Mrs. Wilhite yelled at some kids
lol.
your class is too chaotic. Bro as an introvert I would’ve killed everyone by now like- no thank you please stop.
well, math is really chaotic..just listen to this.
https://voca.ro/12g1dgyhBmry
your class is even more chaotic than mine
pftttt-
thats only math class..you should see PE.
and drones class-
can't imagine
Its me again
Ummmm
I'll be on less frequently but not totally silent because I'm good at making monster gorls and i like making people jealous of my abilities (jokes jokes ofc)
Anyhoo, when i get home imma make marika some cute lil outfits in mgm 2
That is all
A man has spent 20 years not talking to his wife since she replied ‘come in’ to his knock knock joke.
who looked at the middle finger and was like “yo this sh** kinda offensive.”
anybody wanna rp
M E
okiiii who u use?
Oooo
I completely forgot their whole bio like an idiot 👁👄👁
Honestly- same
Name - Sullivan, Horacio
Age - 17
Species - Half-Demon
Eyes - half blind
Clothing - White button down dress shirt, black jeggings (To show the thickness UwU), Red converse
This is just a simple bio because I am very tired
My character Petal
so..I found out my crush is the type of guy to apologize 10000000 times even though it was a big mistake-
hi
salutation
How I would solve overpopulation:
1. Mass genocide
2. The Hunger Games
3. The Purge
4. Deadly virus (the cure already exists but won’t be released until the population is down)
5. Plain ol’ homicide
6. Just put every criminal on death row
7. Resort to cannibalism
8. Aliens
9. Pokèmon
10. Use extra people as fire wood
2.Heat vision to make em die ASAP
well I’m not superman
Same here bud and my mom is so nice she let me skip first class :D
oh 🥲
I said deadly virus
Haven’t millions died from COVID? Or do you mean like a plague?
no a deadly virus- covid is a deadly virus plus there’s still a lot of people in the world.
Ohhhh true-
ah yes thank you gravity. You’ve failed me.
Noooooo
funniest thing I've seen all day-
TW: s.h
I’m on my clear streakkk
No more cutting
Now what do I do…
Duchi: self care
Bard: self ha-
Elk: SPeND YOUR MONEY ON LEAF TICKETS
me over here: … why did I create a burden in my mind-
draw. Cry. Look up things distract urself. Cry some more…
Keep crying until eventually you can’t anymore and begin to wonder what you’re doing with your life.
Actually that last one might not be a good idea.
I eat snacc
Or that-
And I do other things
3 new monster girls I made. Lemme know if I should make a bio for any of them
Please I keep getting literally anything except the character I freaking want!! Just give me Keqing bro 😭
It’s all I ever wanted
fairy girl <3
i want to look like this :(
suck my balls
srry
i eat ur ass irl
why would you even?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Oh LIGITEMATLEY LIKE I WATCHED SANG CHI,GOT OUTTA THE THEATORE AND BANG.MY SISTER AND MY BRAINS ARE BLOWN WITH THEORIES
NO SPOILERS I DIDNT WATCH IT YETTT
AHAHAH YA KNOW WHAT HAPPENES AT THE END OF THE MOVIEEEEE
SHUDDIP STAPH
OHHHH DID U KNOW THAT HE HAS A SISTERRRRRRRR????
If you saw me here
No u didn't
Anyway i made monster gorls
This is marika, she's blind in her cyclops eye (hence the two on her cheeks)
This is powder.. nothin special
An this is viv (short for vivian)
Cute!
I see you 👁👄👁
Also they’re very purrty
FINE I WONT DO IT, SEEING ARI’S CRIES MAKE ME UPSET…
imagine dating ari
i can. I would feel like shit because i would have to deal with 8 other people
that ari is dating
Too bad I have a significant other.
that is ari
Nope.
Just a friend.
sure
I um..sooooooooooo-
last last summer, I went to the beach for the first time.
My sister, well she got cut.
Iiiii- got trampled by like-
10 wave?
yeah they knocked me down-
I surfed a really big wave on my boggy board-
(WHICH WAS REALLY FUN CAUSE I FELT ABOVE OF THE WORLD-)
and then-when i fell off the board..
........almost drowning.
but it was really fun-I also lost of earring
so
rip earring
2014-2020.
sad.
Ur still in 2020!?
NO-
I LOST MY EARRING IN 2020-
I made a thing
Tw - This whole THREAD has mention of s-icide, A-use, Attempt of s-icde. —
I’m gonna attempt again, my most recent one hasn’t worked but hopefully it will now.
what?
It’s nothing.
ok
Goodbye.
what. No!
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
Cabin, listen. I ain't no therapist or some shit like that.
Please don't. I care for you, and so many more people care for you.
I get worried whenever you say this stuff.
Please. Don't.
Okay?
Okay.
I can’t live in this house anymore.
I know.
Listen.
My father is the most cruel person I know.
And guess what-I still deal with him.
So just please.
Don't.
I already changed my mind, Ari begging me mad me upset .
.................Okay.
Do whatever you want, I tried to help you.
Sorry abt this but
Could you give a trigger warning or something next time please
I know im not supposed to be here but please
Of course Riv! I’m sorry, this was inconsiderate, I’ll fix it now…
..
Okay this is really embarrassing
But i have some great news
Mgm is back on google play
Aaaaaaaaaand we got a new update
Oh cool! Also welcome back, for I’m guessing temporarily.
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NOOOOOOOOOOO I AM SO DEAD AND OMG PLEASE I-
I NEED A 5* RN ONE SEC LEMMME GO SPAM WISH
I DIDNT GET A 5* AT ALL HSHROWVJAJD I NEED MORE PRIMOGEMS
I only have 78 primogems 😭 #imbroke
oof- that’s sad
Wall.
Ceiling
ah yes. The final to the great trilogy.
yesh