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my mom: *calls me*

me: *doesn't answer*

my mom thinking something bad happened: AVENGERS!

My aunts: *looking up at the sky dramatically*

my mom: ... assemble.

Everyone running off to find me, spam my messages and kill the non-existent kidnapper: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

OKAY 

I HAVE SOME IN GAME CAPTURES OF HER FACE BETTER 



If one more person calls her scary.. 

wtf scaery...............................................

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STFU

YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL SCARY RIGHT 

i meant to make that spelling mistake lmao

why would you want to 

bc i shitpost

plus im the guy who calls you asscheek head

"its perfectly illegal"

my new quote

buddy that says perfectly legal 

ohhhhhhh

i read illigal

but im still useing that as my quote

She’s not scary she’s just Jade West different font

NO

why not?

https://picrew.me/image_maker/1359083

EVERY BODY

I NEED ASSISTANCE 

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP MW FIGURE OUT MY RED DEAD REDEMPTION ONLINE CHARACTER'S RACE / ETHNICITY PLEASE AND TY I MADE HER A REALLY LONG TIME AGO AND MY DAD RUSHED ME THROUGH IT SO I JUST CHOSE A RANDOM ONE

anyway this is she


um...I don't know her race but I do know that her eyes are scary as shit-

Nooo

Her eyes are very nice 

And if it weren't for android camera quality and the fact i can't figure out how to import my screenshots on the xbox onto my phone they would be a hell of a lot nicer

gotchaaaaaa-

im going to google how

One moment

I'VE CRACKED THE CODE

i just need to get the xbox app, connect my phone to said xbox and all my shit is there 

human. Just really scary lol

WUU DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT

But you should see her with a gun MMM i can really respect that 

because she looks exactly like a goth human. She's Jade West from Victorious different font.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YES SHE IS YOU CAN'T EVEN DENY IT LOOK AT HER

GUYS IT'S NOV 13TH HOW COULD I FORGET

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Its my sister's clothes birthday 

It is not her clothes birthday 

I don't know what just happened 

Its her birthday

Nkt her clothes

GUMMY BEAR ALBUM,RIV

ya but

My sister...

GUMMY BEAR ALBUM,RIV

LOOK FOR YHE GUMMY BEAR ALBUM ON NOVEMBER 13TH, WITH LOTS OF MUSIC, VIDEOS, AND ETC!!

So like..the popular guy that said he'd buy me shoes also wanted me to hug him and I was very hesitant ab it and then he said "nvm just dap me up"...AND I GOT "where my hug at" VIBES-

Y I K E S- 

and he did the heart thingy with me 🚶🏾

oooooooooof-

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I said it before and I'll say it again. Midoriya does in fact have a quirk. It's pulling his notebook out from thin air.

Bakugou: QUIRKLESS NERD

Deku : *uses the powers of heaven and hell and all earthly materials combined with all the forces of the universe and every fiber of every being on the planet to pull out his notebook* say that again. I dare you.

Bakugou:


RP ME I BEG U

shore gimmie a sec

shore ima colour fnf characters 

here

PFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-

Bakugou and Midoriya fighting-

Todoroki(in the background): "Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?" 

bro I'm ded XD

Bakugou at All might: "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! STUPID ASS-" 

Alternatively, Deku at All might: "You are my dad, you're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie-" 

Bakugo at everyone else: You're all going to hell. Goodbye!

no dumbass its soba

cold soba

S O B A.

...this is cursed.

but another cursed thing is that deku ADORES siri.

ADORES.

also deku being sus

in the 1st season-when he was flipping thru the notes of  the hero thingy-for mt. lady he put "Sexy"

SUSU#TGDBHE2swbhNJDSQ

AMONG US.

lmao

Also yea I saw it too... maybe he isn't so innocent after all... 

Say who would your 2nd and 3rd favorite character in mha be?

.....

okay

ahem-

1st. Katsuki-

2... Denki-

3rd.............mineta.

NO IM JKING-

i think my 3rd would be like maybeeeeeee-

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-

well idk-

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-

katsuki again ig.

my past list used to be

1. Katsuki

2. Dynamite.

3. Bakugou.

4. Kacchan.

5. .......boom boom boy.

lmao.

You don't like anyone else 😀

no.

in sk8-

reki

miya

langa

joe.

cherry-

fuck adam-

Anyone wanna rp with mah new vamp girl Linda?

When one of the popular kids (who everyone calls a simp) says he'd buy you shoes if he had a job:

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I will have nightmares about this for the rest of my life.

good

please tell me I am not the only one who watches kid’s shows on Netflix and YouTube like uhhhhh random example totally random not specific a show about an arts high school where you follow a group of people who together make the colours of the whole rainbow with their colour scheme.

....

what-

what show is this-

why does this sound so familiar? 

uhhhhhhh

here if you do know ittt

The students' names are:

Ruby Anderson

Poppy Rowan

Sunny Madison 

Jade Hunter

Skyler Bradshaw

Violet Willow

And Bella Parker though she got expelled and then came back but got sent to a different group cause she had already been replaced in her original group and last but not least

Amaya Raine the one who replaced Bella and a mash up of the whole rainbow but her clothes are fully white.

I-feel like I watched this. 

…are you just tryna get the name so you can see how dumb the shows I watch are

No I'm genuinely like-80% sure I watched this show but I can't remember the name and it's making me CRAZY-

OH-I FOUND SOMEONE LIKE ME!(I watch u know mostly go jetters and stuff on the TV XD)

oh lmao

Good thing I’m not alone haha

haah

hahah

you wanna know the totally random and not specific show I was talking about?

Yesssshhhhh

c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-crow.

get yo ass over here

cause

like yeah i mean-

yeah, you get my point.

Yeah I get your point.

LEGGOOO-

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course u do

legos

.....god u just reminded me that i have a competition in 3 weeks in robotics- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

and crow ummmm-

c-c-could u start?

pwease?

And If you don't start..well you don't want to know that, do you?

...

aight-

Peter was sitting in his room, reading one of his braille books. The film that was over his eyes prevented him from seeing anything other than colors and blurry shapes, plus it made them look, as his brother had put it-'weird.' 

Katsuki was in Peter's room as well, sitting on the floor, reading as well.

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Peter asked the question that Katsuki always knew was inevitably coming. 

"quietly What was the village like today...?" 

MY BIO TEACHER IS SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS THAT I'M NOT EVEN CENCORING ANY CUSS WORDS IN THIS AND ALSO SHE MAKES MISS ANDREAS MY MENTALLY FAVORITIST MUSIC TEACHER BACK IN PRIMARY LOOK LIKE AN ABSOLUTE SAINT!

So first of all I should tell you about middle school bio. IT SUCKS! This is the point where you get into all the things you never wanted to know. It's also where you get to dissect a frog but I missed that lesson so GOOD FOR ME yay. Anyway we're like already struggling with biology. One of my job options if animating doesn't work out is o become a doctor so I am putting a lot of work into biology. Don't get me wrong I love bio and all but the teacher makes it kinda suck. So here's why she's so bad. 

First of all SHE DOES NOT EVEN HAVE A HEART I SWEAR SHE IS SO SO SO TERRIBLE THE WOMAN IS AN ICE QUEEN! Some kid's grandmother had died of covid and he was usually a pretty active and annoying kid. He was always making some kind of dumb or silly remark but he was pretty silent that day. You could tell he was going through something. So in bio he was resting his head on the table looking pretty sad. Actually I think he was crying. So my bio teacher walks up to him. Looks at him. Puts her hand on the desk and... FLIPS IT OVER SCREAMING AT HIM TO GET UP AND TAKE HER LESSON SERIOUSLY SAYING THERE'S NO SLEEPING IN HER CLASS. She actually did that. And continued to scream at him. THEN SHE SENT HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL!!!!!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH!! LUCIFER MOVE YO ASS OFF THAT THRONE CAUSE WE GOT MISS HEARTLESS OVER HER BOUTTA TAKE YOUR PLACE! I have many more examples.

Second, she is so so so bad at teaching. Where do I start. Instead of actually teaching us stuff she just makes us memorize it. She doesn't even make an attempt to keep us interested in the lesson. She doesn't CARE if we're learning or not. She makes us write the same things over and over and over. I took 92178937906217290748 billion notes of every single point and every single lesson in biology and when she came over to my desk, in stead of yk approving of me trying to learn she told me to stop writing that and focus on the lesson that wasn't even anything new and was absolutely pointless to listen to. She made us solve teh same sheet so many times I lost count. On the midterms she gave us exam questions about stuff she NEVER taught us and like- I'm sorry WHAT! I genuinely hate her so much. I actually want to very casually rip her jugular out and have her spray blood everywhere and I would not be sad.

Last but most definitely not least is *drumroll*

SHE DOESN'T EVEN FOLLOW HER OWN RULES JEFQBuigvftq2389-hu89HGUIFGgiuGYIhuGFU;8EGQH84y8G89h9YU?????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS FUCKIN WHORE BITCH WHATEVER I DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE DOESNT EVEN FOLLOW THE VERY RULES SHE SET AT THE BEGKINING OF THE FUCKING YEAR

..........damn.

Yeah.

who wants to hear about my current biology teacher who is so so much worse that all 2 teachers I’ve talked about so far combined!

No one… ok… that’s cool… 🥲

i want to

my science teacher is a pain-

i have a c in her class.

AND I'M A GOOD KID OKAY-

....also failing math...

drones class / CTE class-*SOB*

math is easy.

Also ok sure one second lemme post it.

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nahhh

not for me

POSTED-

HOLY

okay story time-

i love telling stories :3

AHEM-

One day, little annoying rata Natalia was at home, watching TV with her mother, and she started coughing. Uh oh. Her mother turned and looked at her and said in Spanish : "Are you cold?" And I said. "No, but I'm really hot." ...NEVER. EVER-EVER SAY THAT TO MY MOTHER. She then got up, grabbing a blanket from my room, and started making tea..I coughed more. and more. and more. Then-I started feeling really bad. Soooooo-she took me to the doctors. They told her I had bronchitis. ........I stayed home for a week. Taking medicine. Then I got my mom sick-um-my sister was staying away from us-and yeah. Now..Natalia is at her mothers office, with her sister, Listening To I/Me/Myself by Will Wood. Coughing-So. Yeah. 

done.

strygtdewhsnjnwsa-

i promise i'm not on crack uwuuwuwuwuwuuw

 I photoshopped myself

aayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy guess who may or may not

HAVE THE RONAAAAA!!!

THAT'S RIGHT IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

though I can barely feel it-

im so lucky

i didn't have school

yesterday

and today

like- I'M LIVING THE LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

not really cause  i'm pretty sure i'm sick cause like-

*cough cough*

WHAT THE-Nat you mean to tell me-that you got sick-ON THE SAME DAY I GOT SICK!? 

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HUH

HBDWQBHNS-

NAHh

HOW

WHEN I GOT MY HAIR DYED-

U DIED UR HAIR-

WT^F#VGWBHJQSW-

U GOT SICK TODAY?????????????????????

HUH

NAHHD#WSQ

THIS IS ANKHA'S FAULT-

THE MUSIC

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

I'VE BEEN LISTENING IT OVER AND OVERBH#NDJSQNS

NAH...NAH...THE DUDE PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH DID THE HEART WITH ME AND AHHH I MIGHT HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM- AND MY CRUSH WAS STARING AT ME TODAY-

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BRO LOOK WHAT MY MOM MADE ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY


AHHHHH ITS SO PRETTYRREUEBSVJWHSGQJ

Posted the first song I wrote on moosic ig

🐸

forg

im so close to crying

my sister took my pad last night saying

"I found this funny looking cheese!" 

..............why.

and

my computer that has a virus

(rn on my school computer)

won't load.

....i wanna watch alvin and the chipmunks now.

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I made a poem. If you don’t like it, actually give me constructive crit.

Insecurites - A POEM by me UwU

Insecurities cover my body like a black mess. I can’t get over the pain and get consumed by the darkness.

They always say “No shade” but what do you mean? I’m in pain.

They always talk behind my back, opening the track to what I say, may I just be left alone…? In my own home.

Schools? They diss us. Parents? Won’t miss us. Friends? All they do is cuss. So, what’s wrong with us.

It’s not about them, it’s about me, i’m stupid and helpess, pretend with glee.

But one light in the darkness helps me… my Itch.io friends, they’re the real g’s.

If you think I’m done, i’ve only just begun. - Cabin

I tried.

🥺 omg this is so good 

And thank you! I’m so happy you think of us that way. 😊😊😊

Thank you!

YW

I vibe with this

Thank you!

np!

Vine bboom

JESUS TAKE TEH WHEHUELLLLKLL

TAKE IT FROM M6Y HANDDDRDE!

Fortnite dances

ayo. Imma start posting songs I wrote as well on Moosic.

I’ve been wanting to write music since like 3 years ago, I can’t wait to see yours!

THANKS. Though I'm not that good lol 

I’m sure you’ll do good!

just posted one  please be honest about it lol

Okie

anyways feedback???

Chicken

egg

ya wanna rp? 

Ooo yeah!

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-

Oki I have-many, many, MANY rp ideas-

would you like fantasy, soulmate, uhhh-superhero, sci-fi, or supernatural(not the show-) 

OOOO Fantasy? Tbh I havent rp most of those rp ideas in awhile

HELL yeah ok lemme pull some uppppppppppp-um-rate 'em outta 10 I guess? Here's numero uno-

When a sea witch mermaid hides her baby to lure some human fisherman away, she returns to find her baby gone and being carried away by humans who found the human-looking baby and assumed it was abandoned. The baby grows up into Person A, who continually has prophetic dreams, some sent by their mother into their mind and some due to their own witch powers, which keeps them out of trouble for the most part. But Person A’s other parent was a siren, and so Person A has a knack for singing, and is nicknamed ‘Mermaid’ by their friends due to their skills in swimming and singing. One day, their out singing on the beach, when they hear a responding voice. Person B, the owner of the voice, is a mermaid outcast, looking for their soul mate, who just happens to be Person A, and when they realize their soul mate’s song is coming from land, go to a sea witch to become human temporarily in order to track down and meet their soul mate, who they assume must be trapped by humans.

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omg 

what silly sausage posted the hamilton script into my class document

Now

I have no idea who that could've POSSIBLY been

But they must be very attractive and also have good taste in musical theatre 

good taste?

hmm what kind of musicals would said person happen to know. No reason, totally not because I've been craving a new musical to add to my collection. In fact this isn't for me I'm asking for someone else!

OH HELLO IT'S ME YOUR OTHER LOCAL MUSICAL GEEK-

Have you listened to Hadestown? 

no and thank you!

I wish I was somewhere with more musicals ;-;

my only hope is the song recordings. I CANNOT WAIT TO GO TO COLLEGE AND LEAVEEEE

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....

look up slime tutorials. bootleg musicals exist online. I can send you some. Movie musical adaptations and stage recordings also exist. Some of them are actually very good. 

yeah ik. I also read the scripts and look at those bootleg musicals and musical movies.

(Though I don't really like the movies. One of them, Into The Woods, was honestly terrible but Johnny Depp was in it so it gets a pass for that sole reason.)

You Riv. 

It's always you. 

GASP

How DARE you accuse me of something like that 

...

How does a bastard, orphan, immigrant, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?~

Good job 

:)

WOW WHAT A STEAL!


...

This radiates Grunkle Stan energy and that's terrifying. 

Also do you maybe wanna rp with me? 

When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price.

Also sure.

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! D'ye wanna hear ma rp idea involving...le dracula? And it's based off of a REALLY GOOD Fanfic I found- 

DRACULA!

bro bro bro. I'm like obsessed with fantastical "beasts" like vampires and werewolves so you better not be messing with me!

I'M NOTTTTTTTTTTTT-

Hang on do you want me to send you the-really two-fanfics? Cuz like HOLY SHIT- 

NO CAUSE IF IT WERE COFFEE JELLY SAIKI K WOULD BE LIKE

"My lordy lord-I'm going to get this!"

LBHDEWNSMQDSA

lmao!

Brother getting scammed big time

IKR  D#VWBAN@nqsm-

what would that say if you were to fall for it?

.....idk-

.....idk-

Don’t focus on how poor I am or how I have 12% of charge left. 

Anyway I was trying stuff on for fun and 😀

I like it but all my pervious outfits for Emmy have been pink and cute and suddenly I make this-

I just came to see the price of a certain dress man

go charge dat phoneee

1. I did

2. I SIAD DON'T FOCUS ON THAT ;-;

XD

why’re you laughingggg 😭😭😭😭/j

idkk

enki you gotta make an audio clip

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oh

GHOST ASH-

XD

joke about divorce ahead. If you don't wanna hear it then don't continue.














A husband and his wife were arguing in the living room while their child was asleep. The wife was accusing her husband of cheating while he was denying it and accusing her of antagonizing him. Suddenly in the middle of their argument they hear their child screaming loudly from the hallway

"TWO CHRISTMASES YAYYY!"

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Hey Enkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-

do you wan' rp? 

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oki!

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lmao. I don’t even have one christmas :(

No presents or family gatherings for me.

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Yea. Though I did do a Secret Santa at school once so that was fun.

boink 

hai cakes :3

haai

what’s uppp?

nuthin

I’m horny :c

UHHH

I HAVE A PAPER TODAY IT STARTS IN TEN MINUTES 



































































































IM SCARED AF.

OH MY-WHY WAS IT SO EASY!?

Ello ppl

I made myself in picrew

yum


river needs top hat

it didn't hav too hat option :( 

booo

i was not pleased 

sad

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