MY BIO TEACHER IS SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS THAT I'M NOT EVEN CENCORING ANY CUSS WORDS IN THIS AND ALSO SHE MAKES MISS ANDREAS MY MENTALLY FAVORITIST MUSIC TEACHER BACK IN PRIMARY LOOK LIKE AN ABSOLUTE SAINT!
So first of all I should tell you about middle school bio. IT SUCKS! This is the point where you get into all the things you never wanted to know. It's also where you get to dissect a frog but I missed that lesson so GOOD FOR ME yay. Anyway we're like already struggling with biology. One of my job options if animating doesn't work out is o become a doctor so I am putting a lot of work into biology. Don't get me wrong I love bio and all but the teacher makes it kinda suck. So here's why she's so bad.
First of all SHE DOES NOT EVEN HAVE A HEART I SWEAR SHE IS SO SO SO TERRIBLE THE WOMAN IS AN ICE QUEEN! Some kid's grandmother had died of covid and he was usually a pretty active and annoying kid. He was always making some kind of dumb or silly remark but he was pretty silent that day. You could tell he was going through something. So in bio he was resting his head on the table looking pretty sad. Actually I think he was crying. So my bio teacher walks up to him. Looks at him. Puts her hand on the desk and... FLIPS IT OVER SCREAMING AT HIM TO GET UP AND TAKE HER LESSON SERIOUSLY SAYING THERE'S NO SLEEPING IN HER CLASS. She actually did that. And continued to scream at him. THEN SHE SENT HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL!!!!!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH!! LUCIFER MOVE YO ASS OFF THAT THRONE CAUSE WE GOT MISS HEARTLESS OVER HER BOUTTA TAKE YOUR PLACE! I have many more examples.
Second, she is so so so bad at teaching. Where do I start. Instead of actually teaching us stuff she just makes us memorize it. She doesn't even make an attempt to keep us interested in the lesson. She doesn't CARE if we're learning or not. She makes us write the same things over and over and over. I took 92178937906217290748 billion notes of every single point and every single lesson in biology and when she came over to my desk, in stead of yk approving of me trying to learn she told me to stop writing that and focus on the lesson that wasn't even anything new and was absolutely pointless to listen to. She made us solve teh same sheet so many times I lost count. On the midterms she gave us exam questions about stuff she NEVER taught us and like- I'm sorry WHAT! I genuinely hate her so much. I actually want to very casually rip her jugular out and have her spray blood everywhere and I would not be sad.
Last but most definitely not least is *drumroll*
SHE DOESN'T EVEN FOLLOW HER OWN RULES JEFQBuigvftq2389-hu89HGUIFGgiuGYIhuGFU;8EGQH84y8G89h9YU?????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS FUCKIN WHORE BITCH WHATEVER I DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE DOESNT EVEN FOLLOW THE VERY RULES SHE SET AT THE BEGKINING OF THE FUCKING YEAR
One day, little annoying rata Natalia was at home, watching TV with her mother, and she started coughing. Uh oh. Her mother turned and looked at her and said in Spanish : "Are you cold?" And I said. "No, but I'm really hot." ...NEVER. EVER-EVER SAY THAT TO MY MOTHER. She then got up, grabbing a blanket from my room, and started making tea..I coughed more. and more. and more. Then-I started feeling really bad. Soooooo-she took me to the doctors. They told her I had bronchitis. ........I stayed home for a week. Taking medicine. Then I got my mom sick-um-my sister was staying away from us-and yeah. Now..Natalia is at her mothers office, with her sister, Listening To I/Me/Myself by Will Wood. Coughing-So. Yeah.
HELL yeah ok lemme pull some uppppppppppp-um-rate 'em outta 10 I guess? Here's numero uno-
When a sea witch mermaid hides her baby to lure some human fisherman away, she returns to find her baby gone and being carried away by humans who found the human-looking baby and assumed it was abandoned. The baby grows up into Person A, who continually has prophetic dreams, some sent by their mother into their mind and some due to their own witch powers, which keeps them out of trouble for the most part. But Person A’s other parent was a siren, and so Person A has a knack for singing, and is nicknamed ‘Mermaid’ by their friends due to their skills in swimming and singing. One day, their out singing on the beach, when they hear a responding voice. Person B, the owner of the voice, is a mermaid outcast, looking for their soul mate, who just happens to be Person A, and when they realize their soul mate’s song is coming from land, go to a sea witch to become human temporarily in order to track down and meet their soul mate, who they assume must be trapped by humans.
hmm what kind of musicals would said person happen to know. No reason, totally not because I've been craving a new musical to add to my collection. In fact this isn't for me I'm asking for someone else!
look up slime tutorials. bootleg musicals exist online. I can send you some. Movie musical adaptations and stage recordings also exist. Some of them are actually very good.
yeah ik. I also read the scripts and look at those bootleg musicals and musical movies.
(Though I don't really like the movies. One of them, Into The Woods, was honestly terrible but Johnny Depp was in it so it gets a pass for that sole reason.)
How does a bastard, orphan, immigrant, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?~
joke about divorce ahead. If you don't wanna hear it then don't continue.
A husband and his wife were arguing in the living room while their child was asleep. The wife was accusing her husband of cheating while he was denying it and accusing her of antagonizing him. Suddenly in the middle of their argument they hear their child screaming loudly from the hallway
GET DOWN UHBVFIRUHHERFIJNF9SDUHBVOWRIB IJRBCUOEWRHFOIHDEWB8UHEBRWCOUNU8CUEH8(DUNNO IF ANYONE EVEN REMEBERS THIS MEME BUT WHATEV)HSJSUAKA9ANTSKSTSHSHYSKZYJAPANESES STUFFF
songs that match my ocs cause I GOT PERMISSION FROM NAT YAYYY
but one of these is from a song written by moi cause BRO you have no idea how difficult it is to find a song to match certain ocs.
"I'm like a stranger to myself. I wonder who I am, I don't know what I want. I can't explain myself or anything I know. Feeling like I'm blind, but everyone keeps saying, "Just look around you, isn't it breathtaking.""
-Stranger by me (if you want the full song... no I'm too shy.)
"And people like to laugh at you 'cause they are all the same. See I would rather we just go our different way than play the game."
-Just Like Fire by P!NK
"Every body loves me.'
-Every body loves me by OneRepublic (what it's true lmao also I'm lazy and have work to do for examssss so I'll probs do a part 222222222)
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MY BIO TEACHER IS SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS THAT I'M NOT EVEN CENCORING ANY CUSS WORDS IN THIS AND ALSO SHE MAKES MISS ANDREAS MY MENTALLY FAVORITIST MUSIC TEACHER BACK IN PRIMARY LOOK LIKE AN ABSOLUTE SAINT!
So first of all I should tell you about middle school bio. IT SUCKS! This is the point where you get into all the things you never wanted to know. It's also where you get to dissect a frog but I missed that lesson so GOOD FOR ME yay. Anyway we're like already struggling with biology. One of my job options if animating doesn't work out is o become a doctor so I am putting a lot of work into biology. Don't get me wrong I love bio and all but the teacher makes it kinda suck. So here's why she's so bad.
First of all SHE DOES NOT EVEN HAVE A HEART I SWEAR SHE IS SO SO SO TERRIBLE THE WOMAN IS AN ICE QUEEN! Some kid's grandmother had died of covid and he was usually a pretty active and annoying kid. He was always making some kind of dumb or silly remark but he was pretty silent that day. You could tell he was going through something. So in bio he was resting his head on the table looking pretty sad. Actually I think he was crying. So my bio teacher walks up to him. Looks at him. Puts her hand on the desk and... FLIPS IT OVER SCREAMING AT HIM TO GET UP AND TAKE HER LESSON SERIOUSLY SAYING THERE'S NO SLEEPING IN HER CLASS. She actually did that. And continued to scream at him. THEN SHE SENT HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL!!!!!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH!! LUCIFER MOVE YO ASS OFF THAT THRONE CAUSE WE GOT MISS HEARTLESS OVER HER BOUTTA TAKE YOUR PLACE! I have many more examples.
Second, she is so so so bad at teaching. Where do I start. Instead of actually teaching us stuff she just makes us memorize it. She doesn't even make an attempt to keep us interested in the lesson. She doesn't CARE if we're learning or not. She makes us write the same things over and over and over. I took 92178937906217290748 billion notes of every single point and every single lesson in biology and when she came over to my desk, in stead of yk approving of me trying to learn she told me to stop writing that and focus on the lesson that wasn't even anything new and was absolutely pointless to listen to. She made us solve teh same sheet so many times I lost count. On the midterms she gave us exam questions about stuff she NEVER taught us and like- I'm sorry WHAT! I genuinely hate her so much. I actually want to very casually rip her jugular out and have her spray blood everywhere and I would not be sad.
Last but most definitely not least is *drumroll*
SHE DOESN'T EVEN FOLLOW HER OWN RULES JEFQBuigvftq2389-hu89HGUIFGgiuGYIhuGFU;8EGQH84y8G89h9YU?????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS FUCKIN WHORE BITCH WHATEVER I DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE DOESNT EVEN FOLLOW THE VERY RULES SHE SET AT THE BEGKINING OF THE FUCKING YEAR
..........damn.
Yeah.
who wants to hear about my current biology teacher who is so so much worse that all 2 teachers I’ve talked about so far combined!
No one… ok… that’s cool… 🥲
i want to
my science teacher is a pain-
i have a c in her class.
AND I'M A GOOD KID OKAY-
....also failing math...
drones class / CTE class-*SOB*
math is easy.
Also ok sure one second lemme post it.
nahhh
not for me
POSTED-
HOLY
okay story time-
i love telling stories :3
AHEM-
One day, little annoying rata Natalia was at home, watching TV with her mother, and she started coughing. Uh oh. Her mother turned and looked at her and said in Spanish : "Are you cold?" And I said. "No, but I'm really hot." ...NEVER. EVER-EVER SAY THAT TO MY MOTHER. She then got up, grabbing a blanket from my room, and started making tea..I coughed more. and more. and more. Then-I started feeling really bad. Soooooo-she took me to the doctors. They told her I had bronchitis. ........I stayed home for a week. Taking medicine. Then I got my mom sick-um-my sister was staying away from us-and yeah. Now..Natalia is at her mothers office, with her sister, Listening To I/Me/Myself by Will Wood. Coughing-So. Yeah.
done.
strygtdewhsnjnwsa-
i promise i'm not on crack uwuuwuwuwuwuuw
I photoshopped myself
aayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy guess who may or may not
HAVE THE RONAAAAA!!!
THAT'S RIGHT IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
though I can barely feel it-
im so lucky
i didn't have school
yesterday
and today
like- I'M LIVING THE LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~
not really cause i'm pretty sure i'm sick cause like-
*cough cough*
WHAT THE-Nat you mean to tell me-that you got sick-ON THE SAME DAY I GOT SICK!?
HUH
HBDWQBHNS-
NAHh
HOW
WHEN I GOT MY HAIR DYED-
U DIED UR HAIR-
WT^F#VGWBHJQSW-
U GOT SICK TODAY?????????????????????
HUH
NAHHD#WSQ
THIS IS ANKHA'S FAULT-
THE MUSIC
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
I'VE BEEN LISTENING IT OVER AND OVERBH#NDJSQNS
NAH...NAH...THE DUDE PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH DID THE HEART WITH ME AND AHHH I MIGHT HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM- AND MY CRUSH WAS STARING AT ME TODAY-
BRO LOOK WHAT MY MOM MADE ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY
AHHHHH ITS SO PRETTYRREUEBSVJWHSGQJ
Posted the first song I wrote on moosic ig
🐸
forg
im so close to crying
my sister took my pad last night saying
"I found this funny looking cheese!"
..............why.
and
my computer that has a virus
(rn on my school computer)
won't load.
....i wanna watch alvin and the chipmunks now.
I made a poem. If you don’t like it, actually give me constructive crit.
Insecurites - A POEM by me UwU
Insecurities cover my body like a black mess. I can’t get over the pain and get consumed by the darkness.
They always say “No shade” but what do you mean? I’m in pain.
They always talk behind my back, opening the track to what I say, may I just be left alone…? In my own home.
Schools? They diss us. Parents? Won’t miss us. Friends? All they do is cuss. So, what’s wrong with us.
It’s not about them, it’s about me, i’m stupid and helpess, pretend with glee.
But one light in the darkness helps me… my Itch.io friends, they’re the real g’s.
If you think I’m done, i’ve only just begun. - Cabin
I tried.
🥺 omg this is so good
And thank you! I’m so happy you think of us that way. 😊😊😊
Thank you!
YW
I vibe with this
Thank you!
np!
Vine bboom
JESUS TAKE TEH WHEHUELLLLKLL
TAKE IT FROM M6Y HANDDDRDE!
Fortnite dances
ayo. Imma start posting songs I wrote as well on Moosic.
I’ve been wanting to write music since like 3 years ago, I can’t wait to see yours!
THANKS. Though I'm not that good lol
I’m sure you’ll do good!
just posted one please be honest about it lol
Okie
anyways feedback???
Chicken
egg
ya wanna rp?
Ooo yeah!
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
Oki I have-many, many, MANY rp ideas-
would you like fantasy, soulmate, uhhh-superhero, sci-fi, or supernatural(not the show-)
OOOO Fantasy? Tbh I havent rp most of those rp ideas in awhile
HELL yeah ok lemme pull some uppppppppppp-um-rate 'em outta 10 I guess? Here's numero uno-
When a sea witch mermaid hides her baby to lure some human fisherman away, she returns to find her baby gone and being carried away by humans who found the human-looking baby and assumed it was abandoned. The baby grows up into Person A, who continually has prophetic dreams, some sent by their mother into their mind and some due to their own witch powers, which keeps them out of trouble for the most part. But Person A’s other parent was a siren, and so Person A has a knack for singing, and is nicknamed ‘Mermaid’ by their friends due to their skills in swimming and singing. One day, their out singing on the beach, when they hear a responding voice. Person B, the owner of the voice, is a mermaid outcast, looking for their soul mate, who just happens to be Person A, and when they realize their soul mate’s song is coming from land, go to a sea witch to become human temporarily in order to track down and meet their soul mate, who they assume must be trapped by humans.
omg
what silly sausage posted the hamilton script into my class document
Now
I have no idea who that could've POSSIBLY been
But they must be very attractive and also have good taste in musical theatre
good taste?
hmm what kind of musicals would said person happen to know. No reason, totally not because I've been craving a new musical to add to my collection. In fact this isn't for me I'm asking for someone else!
OH HELLO IT'S ME YOUR OTHER LOCAL MUSICAL GEEK-
Have you listened to Hadestown?
no and thank you!
I wish I was somewhere with more musicals ;-;
my only hope is the song recordings. I CANNOT WAIT TO GO TO COLLEGE AND LEAVEEEE
....
look up slime tutorials. bootleg musicals exist online. I can send you some. Movie musical adaptations and stage recordings also exist. Some of them are actually very good.
yeah ik. I also read the scripts and look at those bootleg musicals and musical movies.
(Though I don't really like the movies. One of them, Into The Woods, was honestly terrible but Johnny Depp was in it so it gets a pass for that sole reason.)
You Riv.
It's always you.
GASP
How DARE you accuse me of something like that
...
How does a bastard, orphan, immigrant, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?~
Good job
:)
WOW WHAT A STEAL!
...
This radiates Grunkle Stan energy and that's terrifying.
Also do you maybe wanna rp with me?
When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price.
Also sure.
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! D'ye wanna hear ma rp idea involving...le dracula? And it's based off of a REALLY GOOD Fanfic I found-
DRACULA!
bro bro bro. I'm like obsessed with fantastical "beasts" like vampires and werewolves so you better not be messing with me!
I'M NOTTTTTTTTTTTT-
Hang on do you want me to send you the-really two-fanfics? Cuz like HOLY SHIT-
NO CAUSE IF IT WERE COFFEE JELLY SAIKI K WOULD BE LIKE
"My lordy lord-I'm going to get this!"
LBHDEWNSMQDSA
lmao!
Brother getting scammed big time
IKR D#VWBAN@nqsm-
what would that say if you were to fall for it?
.....idk-
.....idk-
Don’t focus on how poor I am or how I have 12% of charge left.
Anyway I was trying stuff on for fun and 😀
I like it but all my pervious outfits for Emmy have been pink and cute and suddenly I make this-
I just came to see the price of a certain dress man
go charge dat phoneee
1. I did
2. I SIAD DON'T FOCUS ON THAT ;-;
XD
why’re you laughingggg 😭😭😭😭/j
idkk
enki you gotta make an audio clip
oh
GHOST ASH-
XD
joke about divorce ahead. If you don't wanna hear it then don't continue.
A husband and his wife were arguing in the living room while their child was asleep. The wife was accusing her husband of cheating while he was denying it and accusing her of antagonizing him. Suddenly in the middle of their argument they hear their child screaming loudly from the hallway
"TWO CHRISTMASES YAYYY!"
Hey Enkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-
do you wan' rp?
oki!
lmao. I don’t even have one christmas :(
No presents or family gatherings for me.
Yea. Though I did do a Secret Santa at school once so that was fun.
boink
hai cakes :3
haai
what’s uppp?
nuthin
I’m horny :c
UHHH
I HAVE A PAPER TODAY IT STARTS IN TEN MINUTES
IM SCARED AF.
OH MY-WHY WAS IT SO EASY!?
Ello ppl
I made myself in picrew
yum
river needs top hat
it didn't hav too hat option :(
booo
i was not pleased
sad
November by Tyler The Creator
Hhhhhhhhhh
I am out of control
I read that as I am out of school and I think the exams are taking over my brain ._.
L I N K
I ALREADY PUT IT IN A POST A FEQ DAYS AGO 😤😤
WHERE FUCK!!!
SCROOLLLL DOWN
ITS THE POST AFTER QUEENIE EXPOSES HERSELF
OKAY THANK YOU!
I DONT SEE IT
I went to the store and broke spaghetti sauce thingies
How much did that cost 😬😬😬
they didn't know I broke it
Oh-
Well did you get hurt?
nore
good
I will now be posting cookierun gifs
GET DOWN UHBVFIRUHHERFIJNF9SDUHBVOWRIB IJRBCUOEWRHFOIHDEWB8UHEBRWCOUNU8CUEH8(DUNNO IF ANYONE EVEN REMEBERS THIS MEME BUT WHATEV)HSJSUAKA9ANTSKSTSHSHYSKZYJAPANESES STUFFF
songs that match my ocs cause I GOT PERMISSION FROM NAT YAYYY
but one of these is from a song written by moi cause BRO you have no idea how difficult it is to find a song to match certain ocs.
"I'm like a stranger to myself. I wonder who I am, I don't know what I want. I can't explain myself or anything I know. Feeling like I'm blind, but everyone keeps saying, "Just look around you, isn't it breathtaking.""
-Stranger by me (if you want the full song... no I'm too shy.)
"And people like to laugh at you 'cause they are all the same. See I would rather we just go our different way than play the game."
-Just Like Fire by P!NK
"Every body loves me.'
-Every body loves me by OneRepublic (what it's true lmao also I'm lazy and have work to do for examssss so I'll probs do a part 222222222)
heilum
Four is literally so cursed help me
i sor dark entchantris-
no
wait wait WAIT are they making out 😔
HUH???????
nothing 😔
nothing 😔
Thats a bit sus
THAT BOI SUS
Her vocabulary is as bad as like, whatever.
ok but liek I am OBSESSED with Friends On The Other Side from Princess and the Frog. Like come on! It’s such a bop!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-
love a good villain song-
ikrrrr
no
…
Bro