joke about divorce ahead. If you don't wanna hear it then don't continue.
A husband and his wife were arguing in the living room while their child was asleep. The wife was accusing her husband of cheating while he was denying it and accusing her of antagonizing him. Suddenly in the middle of their argument they hear their child screaming loudly from the hallway
GET DOWN UHBVFIRUHHERFIJNF9SDUHBVOWRIB IJRBCUOEWRHFOIHDEWB8UHEBRWCOUNU8CUEH8(DUNNO IF ANYONE EVEN REMEBERS THIS MEME BUT WHATEV)HSJSUAKA9ANTSKSTSHSHYSKZYJAPANESES STUFFF
songs that match my ocs cause I GOT PERMISSION FROM NAT YAYYY
but one of these is from a song written by moi cause BRO you have no idea how difficult it is to find a song to match certain ocs.
"I'm like a stranger to myself. I wonder who I am, I don't know what I want. I can't explain myself or anything I know. Feeling like I'm blind, but everyone keeps saying, "Just look around you, isn't it breathtaking.""
-Stranger by me (if you want the full song... no I'm too shy.)
"And people like to laugh at you 'cause they are all the same. See I would rather we just go our different way than play the game."
-Just Like Fire by P!NK
"Every body loves me.'
-Every body loves me by OneRepublic (what it's true lmao also I'm lazy and have work to do for examssss so I'll probs do a part 222222222)
"If I fail..I'll fall apart. Maybe it is all a test, because I feel like I'm the worst..so I always act i'm the best."
(oh no! // MARIANA.)
Ren.
"Baby you got lucky 'cause your rockin with the best! And I'm greedy...so greedy.."
(Greedy // Ariana Grande.)
Ash.
"How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny-How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be?.."
but I was waiting to talk to you oh my god there's so many things I have to talk to you about so number one me and my bf broke up which I feel good about because I was kind of losing feelings and number two I missed you sooooo muc alsoooo, I'm getting a new phone hopefully if I don't get a new phone I'm getting a tablet so yeah because I used to have a tablet and I would like draw everything on it and stuff but it just stopped working like it had no cracks I didn't have any water on it nothing happened and my mom was just like okay well you did take good care of that tablet so if you wanted to tablet you can get it for Christmas so I'm just like okay so yeah I mean they're getting me a tablet or I'm getting a phone for Christmas but other then that I MISSED YOU SMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Also I'm kind of on my school laptop because my phone right now is just like it's not charging like at all Like my mom has gave me her charger but I needed a new one and I wasn't going to ask her for another one so I have to get a new phone but I am on my school that's up so if we do do this still continue to do this role play it's going to have to be PG-
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joke about divorce ahead. If you don't wanna hear it then don't continue.
A husband and his wife were arguing in the living room while their child was asleep. The wife was accusing her husband of cheating while he was denying it and accusing her of antagonizing him. Suddenly in the middle of their argument they hear their child screaming loudly from the hallway
"TWO CHRISTMASES YAYYY!"
Hey Enkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-
do you wan' rp?
oki!
lmao. I don’t even have one christmas :(
No presents or family gatherings for me.
Yea. Though I did do a Secret Santa at school once so that was fun.
boink
hai cakes :3
haai
what’s uppp?
nuthin
I’m horny :c
UHHH
I HAVE A PAPER TODAY IT STARTS IN TEN MINUTES
IM SCARED AF.
OH MY-WHY WAS IT SO EASY!?
Ello ppl
I made myself in picrew
yum
river needs top hat
it didn't hav too hat option :(
booo
i was not pleased
sad
November by Tyler The Creator
Hhhhhhhhhh
I am out of control
I read that as I am out of school and I think the exams are taking over my brain ._.
L I N K
I ALREADY PUT IT IN A POST A FEQ DAYS AGO 😤😤
WHERE FUCK!!!
SCROOLLLL DOWN
ITS THE POST AFTER QUEENIE EXPOSES HERSELF
OKAY THANK YOU!
I DONT SEE IT
I went to the store and broke spaghetti sauce thingies
How much did that cost 😬😬😬
they didn't know I broke it
Oh-
Well did you get hurt?
nore
good
I will now be posting cookierun gifs
GET DOWN UHBVFIRUHHERFIJNF9SDUHBVOWRIB IJRBCUOEWRHFOIHDEWB8UHEBRWCOUNU8CUEH8(DUNNO IF ANYONE EVEN REMEBERS THIS MEME BUT WHATEV)HSJSUAKA9ANTSKSTSHSHYSKZYJAPANESES STUFFF
songs that match my ocs cause I GOT PERMISSION FROM NAT YAYYY
but one of these is from a song written by moi cause BRO you have no idea how difficult it is to find a song to match certain ocs.
"I'm like a stranger to myself. I wonder who I am, I don't know what I want. I can't explain myself or anything I know. Feeling like I'm blind, but everyone keeps saying, "Just look around you, isn't it breathtaking.""
-Stranger by me (if you want the full song... no I'm too shy.)
"And people like to laugh at you 'cause they are all the same. See I would rather we just go our different way than play the game."
-Just Like Fire by P!NK
"Every body loves me.'
-Every body loves me by OneRepublic (what it's true lmao also I'm lazy and have work to do for examssss so I'll probs do a part 222222222)
heilum
Four is literally so cursed help me
"eewwuughh!"
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHHHHHHHHH"
i sor dark entchantris-
no
wait wait WAIT are they making out 😔
HUH???????
nothing 😔
nothing 😔
Thats a bit sus
THAT BOI SUS
Her vocabulary is as bad as like, whatever.
ok but liek I am OBSESSED with Friends On The Other Side from Princess and the Frog. Like come on! It’s such a bop!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-
love a good villain song-
ikrrrr
no
…
Bro
Helo
Shes an elf btw
picrew
link
pls
In a sec im in school.
https://picrew.me/image_maker/45252
tyy
give crew pic
In a few hours, im in school.
https://picrew.me/image_maker/45252
adorble
SKY CHILDREN OF THE LIGHT PHOTO DUMO AGAIN FUCK YEAH
fuck yeah! i finsihed the whole thing
yeahhhhh
My friend and i are working on the last stage
anyone wanna rp?
Sorry if i take forever to respond
im grounded and not even supposed to be typeing this rn lmao
Helo I also took forever to respond
hai
hai
hai
haia
songs that would match my ocs.
"If I fail..I'll fall apart. Maybe it is all a test, because I feel like I'm the worst..so I always act i'm the best."
(oh no! // MARIANA.)
Ren.
"Baby you got lucky 'cause your rockin with the best! And I'm greedy...so greedy.."
(Greedy // Ariana Grande.)
Ash.
"How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny-How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be?.."
(How Bad Can I Be? // The Lorax.)
Hero.
I'll do more later-
Can I do this too cause I WANNEW
GO AHEADDD
TANKIES
YWWWW
YAYYYYY
WAIT IS THAT THE LESBAIN FLAG OMG AHGCFHMJGSDFJDHJ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GEHGGFWK
Urmmm if ur talking bout the drawing NO if ur talking bout the badge on my oc Still NO
nah i as just playing
i have videos of my entire class going HOYAAAAAAAAAAAA and moaning
i have no clue how or why
NAA R U ALR IS UR CLASS ALR???????
I DONT THINK SO
WHAT DOES THE TEACHER EVEN DO ABOUT IT???
all she said was "why"
THATS ALL ??? but tbh my teacher would break down
O M G W O W M O A N I N G 😩 😏 😎✌
boogy to the beat
when 10 - 11 year olds say they are breedable
me: would you like a medal for that?
What☹
look it up
thats what i do
No but why??? why would they brag about hitting a growth spurt type shit
bc their desperate
and because i know a lot of kids who actually do that
Thank god i wasnt like that
bro
My friend Michael literally stabbed people with a broken bottle
And then my friend lee jumped into a dumpster and got a bottle cap
And i got to ride a shopping cart all around the parking lot
And we attacked a tree
And we broke a different bottle and a French man yelled at us
And i cut my finger on the bottle (that mike stabbed people with)
And my friend derek harassed people with sour skittles (he threw them at people)
*dies*
thats....amazing..
Death IS amazing person I've never talked to(AAA I WAS SPLEIING TALKED AND IT AUTOCORRECTED IT TO"TAKEN" BWAHAHAHA)
yeah
i just flew a drone and um
i crashed
2 times
into the whiteboard
bro- ur uniform looks 14627880542 times better than mine
THATS THE WEDNESDAY UNIFORM LMAO
look
i fell
look at my blurry hand
LMAO still better tho-
I-..........
YOU GUYS HAVE HISCHOOL!?
IM STILL STUCK ON SCHOOLD DUDEEE
oof-
ehhhh
bro. Mine is fckn UGLY. I am ashamed to even own that thing!
I just hit on a high school lesbian 😎
(It wasn't like a pervey hit on tho-)
....
um, Auntie are you also in high school?
nope
Auntie I know you're gonna do whatever you want, but as a high school gay.....
we generally don't like to be hit on by middle schoolers-and the ones who do are like-lowkey kinda pervy.
well yeah but I said it in a jokey way
The lady said she was lesbian and I said "I'm available btw" and when we got off the bus she said bye to me
oki-
i'm in school thats what queen-
in english
Natalia ._.
It's not just you man.
ikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk-
well WO man but I use man as a slang word for like everyone- sorry
its aight
kewl :)
kool
KEREMS STARING AT ME-
Nah bruh it's escuellaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
nani??
people have schooooooooooooooooolllllll-
right. Other side of the world- ;-;
lol-:3
wait then do you live in Egypt!?
this is the life of me and my ex bestie
ex bestie : I don't like you ,you hear
ME : ok but the real question is do i give a fuck
GIRLFRIEND : no
me: how many fuck do i give
girlfriend : zero
EX bestie : ugh i will make everyone hate you i have a pic of you at a club
Me : yeah and i have pic of you in a strip club on a pole less see who is going to win you little whore
EX bestie : thats why you boyfriend cheat on you with me
me : ooh...ooh.. n-no why HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAH i am BI bitch and i like girls more than guys so bye hoe
ex bestie : i bet you girlfriend has i flat ass but mines is bbig
ME : gurl you has surgery but my girlfriend with her big ass dump truck she hella thicc 😩😏😎✌
ex boyfriend : hey babe
ME : ewww don't hey babe me you cheater ( fake crying) i never liked you
ex boy: *walks away and comes back with my gay sassy bestie * idc i am gay look at this cute motherfucker 😩
ME : OMG WOW !
girlfriend :hey ben want to go to the mall
SAssy gay friend : yes yes i motherfucker needs cloth
Me and my ex boyfriend : WE ARE SIMPS
thats the end how killed my ex bestie me and my ex boyfriend are now friends and we are the LGBTQ simps
yall need to Get set get wet get fat get fit get a life get it on get it up
you're making me get sick get fixed get jiggy with it
@Zeeeeeeeen <3
Hehe, thank youuuu =w=
(And alright! I might get some sleep as well since I got like-, 2 hours yesterday =v=)
@SKYYYYYYYY <3
(Alright, goodnight!❤ )
Project 257
@MY LOVEEEEEE <3
(Goooood afternoon my Darling~!)
Scientist Roman, rank...Top. TwT
@PRETTIEST BOY EVERRRRRRRR <3
(hellooooo-sorry for not responding I was doing my hair for friday)
Well, he's now his doctorrrrrrrr :3
AHHHHHHH- im so sorry I wasn't on-
but I was waiting to talk to you oh my god there's so many things I have to talk to you about so number one me and my bf broke up which I feel good about because I was kind of losing feelings and number two I missed you sooooo muc alsoooo, I'm getting a new phone hopefully if I don't get a new phone I'm getting a tablet so yeah because I used to have a tablet and I would like draw everything on it and stuff but it just stopped working like it had no cracks I didn't have any water on it nothing happened and my mom was just like okay well you did take good care of that tablet so if you wanted to tablet you can get it for Christmas so I'm just like okay so yeah I mean they're getting me a tablet or I'm getting a phone for Christmas but other then that I MISSED YOU SMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Also I'm kind of on my school laptop because my phone right now is just like it's not charging like at all Like my mom has gave me her charger but I needed a new one and I wasn't going to ask her for another one so I have to get a new phone but I am on my school that's up so if we do do this still continue to do this role play it's going to have to be PG-
oop
lmao
best nap eva
@Overlordddddd, mah fwiend uvu
(Mha TwT)
@Memeeeeeeesssssssssssss ma good lad-
@Overlordddddddd, one of my bestest friends, the one and only-
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-<3 lemme get one of ma MHA ocs.
Hehe! Alrightttt, Katsuki it is then!
Oki cool-this is Hana-
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i have something to sayyy
uh i burnt myself with a kettle
not intentionally-
but that's not the main idea
I
LAWFUL ALLAN AGENDER TRUTH
IS GOING TO MAKE
A SHARD KEEPER DISCORD SERVER
YES YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT
SHARD KEEPING WILL BE A THING NEXT YEARR!
all i need is a lil help, and you guys along with my other friends will help
how?
i need voice acters and artists
and script writers
we'll keep It small tho
we wont go full out like a series
ill start small with story boards and animatics and small little edits of the charaters
after that maybe in 2023 we may make this a series :D
hehehe
lets get started on this baby!
Aaaaaaaaanyway
Here i have my fashionable queen homura in all her glory (cabin ik you wanted the link its at the bottom)
https://picrew.me/image_maker/40450