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i kinda wanna make a gun out of juice-boxes

specifically hello kitty ones

@Nat

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Oh-nice!

If thats supposed to be me-

um-

I DON'T HAVE GREEN EYES LMAO

AND MY HAIR ISN'T FULLY BLONDE

Wait I just noticed something

See now I have a power called pissing girls off 

But you barely get mad at me

what

...idk-

No i want to rolpleya

Now

oh-oh okay

ummm-

Everyone who has trouble with sleep should go check out irishfella.exe on tik tok. He streams at about this time everyday. If this isn’t night time for you then… I’m sorry.

...this was um-

my friends in my drones class

https://voca.ro/17qm6fLn561e

XD

JOLENE SMELLS LIKE A SHRIMP LMAOOOOOOOOOO

DANIEL REALLY SAID

"So-you cook the maruchan in the microwave for 30 minutes-"

oop

LMAOOO

maruchan is um

ramen btw-

mmm

This kid kept harassing me

They made three separate accounts to talk to me and spam invited me to parties

They found me again today


(also, the censored thing said get blocked you knob) 



View on Vocaroo >>

*slap* "HAHAH" *dies*

yes

LMAO

*bangs on keyboard* HAHAh- *dies*

DO ANOTHER PLS


View on Vocaroo >>

...oh god-

IM WORRIED-

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Ok so back in middle school fore SOME REASON it was mandatory to take 3 different languages. English first language and Latin. Then the other two are of your choice. You can choose between German and French. I chose French and apparently French is such an important subject that we have not 1. Not 2! BUT 3 LESSONS EVERY WEEK! Then there’s also a stupid amount of home work. If you get anything below a B in French, you didn’t pass the grade. Wow. Why did my school think French was like a god? WELL ANYWAY I moved to a different school the next year so whatever.

cool

l

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see

So what's wrong with taking the back streets?

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play

Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder

You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older

But the meteor men beg to differ

Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin

The water's getting warm so you might as well swim

My world's on fire, how about yours?

That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play

Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid

All that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play

Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?

I need to get myself away from this place

I said, "Yup" what a concept

I could use a little fuel myself

And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see

So what's wrong with taking the back streets?

You'll never know if you don't go (go!)

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play

Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

so um

my mom is gonna beat my ass just like she did last night..

i have..

2 D's.

1 F.

3 C's.

...................................................i'm scared.

i'm really really scared-

Tough luck. Too bad your IQ isn’t half as high as mine. I’ve never gotten a D or F like ever.

okay dude

i really don't give a shit

okay?

like-i'm scared.

i'm pissed.

holy shit that bad? Uhm idk hide?? Idk I’ve never done this before.

If she slapped me in the back of the head 

6 TIMES.

slapped my mouth.

2 TIMES.

and pulled my hair as if i were a doll.

do you think, i wouldnt be pissed?

Well I didn't know ok I was just trying to crack a joke jeez chill.

...yall i tried youareaidiot.cc

and i got out in time-

by restarting my computer

Anyone know how to mesmerize a song?

learn the lyrics. simple.

I've tried,didn't work

I just kinda... do?

Hello Everybody.

hi how are you

Good, you?

no

hi

me back

wha

hi

hi

how are you

oop-

bro-

Koalas are known for their laziness and sleeping abilities, spending only two to six hours awake every day.

lmao

SKYRIM

skyrim memes (@skyrim_memess) | Twitter

chickens have feelings to

Y'all the resident evil games are fuckin' insane and I LOVE IT-

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Which ones-?

Never heard of that-

AND NO DON'T GET-MAD-

:O MY CHILD I LIKE UR PROFILE PIC OF REKI

...yeah-?

:,>

reki

and langa

hot.

I have no idea what that is :,> but I'm glad that ur enjoying it!

Ayo I'd kill someone to go to montanas rn (the restaurant not the place)

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do they have good food? I've never been there- I don't even think that they have it in my state lemme Google it. . . Edit: is the name of it Ted's Montana grill or something? Idk I forgot the name all I know is that it had Ted in it-

no

Its not its

Montanas

its a good time 

The decor is very fun

Gives off america vibes

Mainly cos they had a truck on the a shelf over the restrooms (likw full size) 

that sounds cool :O

E (pt 2)

You Are An Idiot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!🎶

You Are An Idiot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!🎶

You Are An Idiot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!🎶

You Are An Idiot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!🎶

You Are An Idiot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!🎶

You Are An Idiot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!🎶

You Are An Idiot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!🎶

YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

HA AH HAHAHA AHA HA AHAHA!~


ive heard that song before lol

#2000skids

STOP

THE VIRUS

LMAO

YOU ARE A IDIOT
AHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA

youdontknowwhoiam.(I forgor)

I think that was the original site but idk

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so like, um. my phone at my dads house in broken, and on discord-i'm invited to a group and um..

it keeps-

IT KEEPS ON CALLING.

and-

like um- last night my friend Monet and Julio join the call, and told my phone to stfu.

..........................

THEY THEN HEARD A LITTLE GIRL SAYING

"Mommy! Daddy!"

....DUDE-I DON'T HAVE A LITTLE SISTER.

well yeah but she-she aint little-

LIKE DUDE WTF-WHAT KID IS IN OUR HOUSE-

AND NOW I'M AFRAID THAT MY DAD IS ON MY PHONE-AND THE PEOPLE I HAVE ADDED ON DISCORD-

UM

I'M SORRY??

Rip

l_l wow

yeah

rip

oMG I HAD A DEAD BOY IN MY HOUSE AND HE IS STILL HERE AND WE PLAY HIDE OR DIE in my hOUSE and it's so lovely 😌 because like my hole house is full of demon and i am queen because i am a fucking demon my fucking self 😩✌ 

WTF-

yes i know lovely isn't it  UvU ✌

my friend and i might start a dnd campaign or whatever with our Lunch table

We jus gotta write a story

and.. tell them-

Its gunna b dope 

E

oooo

what game is this

this is great 

yeah

hi i am holly

i love it

ummmm-

something shiny-

umm

silver?

gold?

OMG ! SO ! FLIPING ! CUTE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! HFYGFYSFGFFAGYUFRTSDAFUYGUSGYAGY&TYGTAF^WTGHGT&FGUBAYFST^AGHAUYATRGYAFT^RTHYWQGTFTGHEBJEYAFSR!

put ur images in one post please

sorry

me being on a call with crow:

crow: so what the gender of this character

me: YES

crow: that's valid XD-

Me: wait no, mmm...toaster

crow: ?

me: toaster oven

crow: XD

also, I finished the dnd character

their name is myris

they/them

they are a centaur wisard sage

and they are lawful neutral

and they are hot-

very

hot

faith: toaster oven

height: 6 feet tall :{ puts the rest of the tik tok song in there}:

she has brown eyes but she doesn't really show them much, mostly because her hair is quite long, its light brown with baby blue streaks


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm toaster oven pizza

ewwwwwwwwwwww-

no.

I thought you left you hobgoblin 

i left for more then a day

you got to feel happy without my bullshit for a whole day

I was worried yk-

watch it

its very awesome 

AHHHH-hell yes Allan-

...toaster-

toaster oven?

SIX

FEET TALL

AND SUPER STRONG

WE ALWAYS GET ALONGGGGGGG~

hah-

knew the lyrics.

Yes-

WHATS UR DISCORD.

I don’t have it on me rn

okay

tell me next friday.

That's right,that's right (ALRIGHTTT) he'd pick me at 8 and not a minute lateee,cuz I dont like to wait nooooo,kind,and ain't afraid to cry or treat his mama right that right 

People make me wanna die.

Im so hot.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh-Hell yeah Riv Riv. That looks dope as fuck-

thank you overlord

It was worth burning my scalp off with bleach 

definitey was. It's really really cool. But also and more importantly Riv Riv.......why is your pfp a Hamilton OC. 

Miku binder Jefferson is a headcanon sheet

Not an oc omg

.....Welp that's the most cursed thing I've ever heard- 

Yo head still be looking like a Asscheek ngl

You js Te Meanie Am REPOT I

you're just jealous cos im prettier than you 

RIVVVVVVVVV YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO COOOOOOOOOL 

TYYYYYY

YWWWWWWWWWW

AHHHH YOU GOT UR HAIR DYED

ITS PRETYYYYYYYYY-

my mom beat my ass last night and she wants to cut my hair as a boys hair

and dye my hair black so-

now ur a badass lad.

amehm

I was always a badass

But I'll take the compliment 

u arent a baddie

lseswedrews

stfu

Im the baddest bitch in all the land 

no

im a baddie

i survived

the uhhhhhhh

power out

Anyone wanna rp?

Yeeeeah sure, I have nothing better to do TwT

MEMES-

Overlordddd! :D

henlooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

How are youuuu? :3

Ok, I have Tristan 

And I have Atlas, (Apologies for the wait, school TvT)

ok,do you wanna start?

Sure sure, Just a quickkk question, what do you want the plot to be-, actually on second thought, nvm =w=

Atlas was sitting on a random balcony, watching over the house below with a smirk, he practically licked his lips at the future treasure he would gain..

"Hehe, my oh my...Look at all the delectable gifts that await me~!"

AYO MEMES RP WITH AUNTIE LIKE YE SAID YEW WOULD

Pfft-, I was at schooool! >:>

ok.

=w=

WHO WANTS TO DO 

A ONCE UPON A TIME RP?

ME ME ME ME ME ME I DO- 

REALLY!?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs-

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YESSSSSSSSSS-ALR DO YOU WANNA BE A PERSON IN IT OR WE MAKE PPL? CAUSE IF SO-I WANNA BE CAPTAIN HOOK-A HOT MALE PIRATE 😏😏😏😏

So confession time I haven't seen all the seasons I kinda dropped out after a bit- 

I do

Who are you being?

I have only one character that gives off a once upon a time vibe- her name is Lucile and to herself she was a queen (i gotta go to school but we can ro after)

ZEN DID YOU JUST LEAVE AUNTIE LIKE DAT

"What if (if) she's fine? (Fine?)
It's my mind that's wrong
And I just (just) let bad thoughts (thoughts)
Linger for far too long"

UR MOM 😎

Hello?

NOOOOO I DON'T WANNA GO BUT MY MOM WILL KILL ME IF I DON'T :((((

UGH I GUESS I HAVE TO

Stay cool, Cheese Bags. ✌

Where are you going?

uh-to sleep?

Oh-

I present 

A quote from me, i definitely didn't scream this in the middle of the hallway in school today

"IT HAPPENED IN A DIFFERENT TIMELINE... THATS HOW TOM WAS ABLE TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS WIFE THAT TURNED INTO A CAR AFTER SHE DIED"

WHAT THE-

Yeah

nah cause today i kicked my friend

um

B A L L S

Woah

Today i had a fucking seizure and almost threw my pencil case cos i figured something out

LMAIOOOHDYBWQS

The question is. Who's driving her?

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She is

Well- tom can drive too

But she drives 

A car driving itself. What a sight.

yes...

Because thats the main issue here 

Of course it is. What other issue would there be?

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"Yikes. That sounded kinda depressing, better throw a LOL in there to throw 'em off."

Hey you want a present? 

sure.

Ahem-

Every villain needs a hero...

YOU ARE JOKING 

I am not. 


Name: Reane Spock

Standing 5'7 tall with pale skin, this woman has a goal-oriented feel about her.
She has meaningful red eyes and her long, dull, red hair is normally styled in a pony tail.
She usually wears new, old fashioned clothes that are tight.

Power Type: Control Over Fire

Fire manipulation: (Manipulate existing fires; grow, shrink and move. Cannot create or remove fires.)

Fire blade: (Create burning or cutting tools out of intense, concentrated flames.)

Fire master: (Complete control over fires; create, grow, shrink, move, remove.)

Power Power origin: Skill Level:
1st Magical artifact Extensive
Strengthened by: Insanity
Weakened by: Lack of morals



Friendliness: Lovable
Honesty: Truthful
Assertiveness: Assertive
Confidence / Ego: Vain
Agreeableness: Dependable
Manners: Polite
Discipline: Sensible
Rebelliousness: Non-traditional
Emotional capacity: Thoughtful
Intelligence: Logical
Positivity: Cheerful
Activeness / Lifestyle: Diverse

Do any of you have animal characters or is it just me?

Other ppl do too lol

ok

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You disrespect mih. You disrespect my familih. You call us stinky poopy babies. You punched my wife. You kicked my babeh, you kicked my fauquin babeh. You ate our dog. You ate our house-

you good?

no lol. It's a Tik Tok audio for the "normal" side of Tik Tok

oh ok lol

..................ate the house?

nah i ate the whole apartment complex.

...HOW DID YOU KNOW I LIVE IN AN APRTMENT WHERE ARE YOU YOU'RE IN AMERICA RIGHT YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE

WHAT

I'M IN SCHOOL

AND WITH MY MOM I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT COMPLEX LMAOO

...

SCREW YOU

WHAT?!

no really-i live in a shitty apartment with my mom-

it has 2 stars on google lolol

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