(Except a lot of its mildly nsfw so like warming here)
"RULE 34 NEVER LIES YOU BITCH" -me
"Michael i swear to god just buy the fucking dick i don't want to keep carrying this shit back and forth all week" - lee
"no derek im not giving you my phone, last time you had it you googled fucking overwatch hentai" - lee *again) "yeah but i didn't even get to SEE it" -derek "why is it every time i find overwatch hentai all the girls have dicks" -me
"I know you want to fuck william afton river but he is a TOP" - lee "I DON'T WANT TO FUCK HIM I WANT TO WATCH HIM BE FUCKED" - me "I DON'T CARE STOP FORCING YOUR FANTASIES INTO CANNON" - lee "i literally fucking hate you all.." - Michael "*pats Michael on the head* i love you too buddy" - me
"you could tie the dick to your ceiling fan and then it could zoom around" - me
"River i swear to god if you call Thomas Jefferson a twink-" - Michael "*insert demonic giggling here*" - me "RIVER I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL THROW YOU" - Micheal "I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING" - me
"FUCK YOU" - Micheal "OH YEAH YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU" - me
"Michael looks like such a twink in that" - me ".. you're not wrong" - lee "*Michael stares at us with what one can only describe as pure fear" "OH NOT YOU MICHAEL-" - me "we meant Micheal afton" - lee "i hate you all" - Micheal
"DID YOU JUST CALL ABRAHAM LINCOLN WITHOUT A BEARD A TWINK!?" - derek "UH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS BITCH" - me
"STOP STEALING MY FRENCH FRIES, *proceeds to slice me with a plastic knife" - derek *insert long pause here* "WHAT THE SHIT DEREK IM BLEEDING" - me "WHAT- NO WAY" - derek "HOW FUCKING DELICATE DO YOU HAVE TO BE, TO BLEED FROM A PLASTIC KNIFE" - lee "SHUT UP IM JUST DAINTY" - me "haa, fuckin pussy" - Micheal "*incomprehensible river noises*"
"WHY IS EVERYONE SNIFFING MICHAEL" - derek "because i wanna see if his hoodie smells like an airport again" - me "i washed it.. it just smells like detergent" - Micheal "you disappoint me more and more every day.." - me
"I hate gay people >:((" - me "river aren't you literally fucking gay" - Michael
"BEING A MURDERER DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY MEAN YOU'RE A TOP LEE" - me "YES IT DOES OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THE WAY HE HUGS PEOPLE FROM BEHIND" - lee "YOU CAN HUG AND BE A BOTTOM" - me
"Hello Matthew, are you a closeted homosexual... this isn't for porn btw" (a message Michael LITERALLY SENT TO MATPAT)
Can someone help me name this character and give them pronouns? You could literally name them deathfart if you want. Also nicknames, I’ll take nicknames.
Time for background: She's the daughter of a very rich company owner. Her parents are both the founders of the company. She lives in a 4 story house with 15 bedrooms. She's the only child and goes to a private high school.
she said that they sounded stupid, and that poems are wrote in first person
she then proceeded to say that I couldn't be an anime character cause it said lolita in it, and that was girls who were assaulted, but its lolita fashion
Don’t listen to your mom, poems are great. Especially yourself, she’s just not smart enough to see how artistic poems are no matter what format they are in.
I fell in love, fell in love But that's okay, 'cause we in love
We in that bed, I want that, just today Close your eyes Don't share no tears Keep it dark, close the shades Girl do your thing Let's take some pictures, Let's take some scenes Playboy magazine
Dude just let them have this, they clearly are in a dark place. Many people express their feelings here also your point about the comments being about making a monster girl is stupid. 90% of the things said here have nothing to do with the game.
Your point of monster girl maker actually proves my point so ok
And I understand that they are in a dark place but they have to try putting in some warning. If they cant do this then just dont post it.
GTBAHAAHHAHAHAHBHTCTCGHTDGFGHFCTYHGGTYDFV&*IUGBHUJNB THEY ARE COCK JOKES. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY I NEED TO PUT A WARNING THAT SAYS SOME DUMB SHIT LIKE “ hey guys im about to make a joke and if some of you find this triggering pls dont look, thanks.”
Yes, I actually really like it. Poems are really cool because they usually have a meaning behind them. I haven’t heard one in a while though, yours is especially cool and quite creative!
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I made a genderbend of my character Horacio.
"This place is something else... My parents would never let me out here."
"Why? Well, I bet if you asked them, they'd say it's for my own good. That it's dangerous out there for me..."
"But I've seen enough to know that they were only hiding me away because I'm... Oh, what's the word? Ugly?"
"Heh... That sounds accurate."
"But you don't think so, do you?"
"Don't you think I'm pretty? Maybe even prettier than the rest?"
"Or is that too self-centered? I don't know. I've never been out here, so..."
(God, I suck at dialogue writing. Anyway, have this.)
Made myself I. Picrew because I was bored.
okay
RUV RIV GAVE ME PERMISSION
..Quotes that my friends say.
(...kinda dirty, lots of curse words.)
"NATALIA, WHY DID KEVIN FALL AS IF HE WERE A DRUNK TIO BWHAAHHAHAHAH-" -Kerem
"The last time I heard that this was partner work was right now, so Nataly- stop playing around and help me."
"thats homophobic." -Monet
"Hey Nat, can I piss on your tits?" -Kerem
"HEY LOSERS WHATS UP!?" -Rodrick, (Kerems little brother)
"Nat- what do we have to do again??" -Iris
"EWWW YOU SIMP FOR BAKUGOU?!" -Monet
"Mommy- I mean Mommy- Mommy- Mommy I want your pussy-" -Aibrahn. "MOMMY I WANT YOUR CREAMY MILK~" -Me.
"NATALIA WHY DID YOU TAKE MY MILK?!" -Isabella "..Well your milk is creamy-" -Me
"you have small titties." -Kerem
"i smell pee." -Marlen
"Stop dreaming about getting fucked by Bakugou. Dream about me instead baby girl-" -Kerem
"Gimmie Kissy Kissy Nat-Nat!" -Aibrahn
"THATS GAY." -Monet
..thats not all of em-
i have lots more
O-O ur friends are weird ngl- but in a good way :>
T R U E T R U E
They aren't as bad as mine 😈😈
IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE
Uh huh
no really-
no.
THEY ARE BAD FRIENDS.
B A D
no im jking
keremsita
is
mad at me cause i cut a huge chunk of hair lolol
I-
..yeah.
:>
Hello people, is anyone online?
no im being attacked by my so-called friend for saying that I love Jesus
Do you want me to beat the motherfucking shit out of them? Because I’m willing too.
ur joking
No, no I’m not. No one messes with me friends.
Let me talk to them, there will be curse words and tears everywhere.
ooooookay....do u have discord
thats so messed up.
like-
WHY
after they put in their server:
Pls don’t talk about religion around me. (specifically Christianity)
yeah
they shouldn't even get mad-
why?
cause since they are atheist i cant say that I love jesus
oh
thats shitty
i-
not a really good friend-
Corndog Uzi
corndog obama
it’s been a bit
How are you all?
I'm good wbu?
Cool
river presents:
A collection of quotes from me and my friends
(Except a lot of its mildly nsfw so like warming here)
"RULE 34 NEVER LIES YOU BITCH" -me
"Michael i swear to god just buy the fucking dick i don't want to keep carrying this shit back and forth all week" - lee
"no derek im not giving you my phone, last time you had it you googled fucking overwatch hentai" - lee *again) "yeah but i didn't even get to SEE it" -derek "why is it every time i find overwatch hentai all the girls have dicks" -me
"I know you want to fuck william afton river but he is a TOP" - lee "I DON'T WANT TO FUCK HIM I WANT TO WATCH HIM BE FUCKED" - me "I DON'T CARE STOP FORCING YOUR FANTASIES INTO CANNON" - lee "i literally fucking hate you all.." - Michael "*pats Michael on the head* i love you too buddy" - me
"you could tie the dick to your ceiling fan and then it could zoom around" - me
"River i swear to god if you call Thomas Jefferson a twink-" - Michael "*insert demonic giggling here*" - me "RIVER I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL THROW YOU" - Micheal "I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING" - me
"FUCK YOU" - Micheal "OH YEAH YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU" - me
"Michael looks like such a twink in that" - me ".. you're not wrong" - lee "*Michael stares at us with what one can only describe as pure fear" "OH NOT YOU MICHAEL-" - me "we meant Micheal afton" - lee "i hate you all" - Micheal
"DID YOU JUST CALL ABRAHAM LINCOLN WITHOUT A BEARD A TWINK!?" - derek "UH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS BITCH" - me
"STOP STEALING MY FRENCH FRIES, *proceeds to slice me with a plastic knife" - derek *insert long pause here* "WHAT THE SHIT DEREK IM BLEEDING" - me "WHAT- NO WAY" - derek "HOW FUCKING DELICATE DO YOU HAVE TO BE, TO BLEED FROM A PLASTIC KNIFE" - lee "SHUT UP IM JUST DAINTY" - me "haa, fuckin pussy" - Micheal "*incomprehensible river noises*"
"WHY IS EVERYONE SNIFFING MICHAEL" - derek "because i wanna see if his hoodie smells like an airport again" - me "i washed it.. it just smells like detergent" - Micheal "you disappoint me more and more every day.." - me
"I hate gay people >:((" - me "river aren't you literally fucking gay" - Michael
"BEING A MURDERER DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY MEAN YOU'RE A TOP LEE" - me "YES IT DOES OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THE WAY HE HUGS PEOPLE FROM BEHIND" - lee "YOU CAN HUG AND BE A BOTTOM" - me
"Hello Matthew, are you a closeted homosexual... this isn't for porn btw" (a message Michael LITERALLY SENT TO MATPAT)
I CANT
OR CAN YOU
I CAN
I WASN'T ASKING YOU BUT COOL IG
COOL(I am bored can u rp?)
yeah you're right
maybe i can
river
the horniest teen ive ever seen
go touch sum grass
ahhh, im not that bad
sure-
its trueww
mhm
LMAOOOO
do i have permission
to do one
like this ruv riv?
I suppose
YAY
Ngl the stuff I say to my friends is way worse.
Cap
Sureeeeeeeeeeeeee, whatever you say.
frr
That's not even the worst of it
Trust me
Trust me, my friends will say the weirdest, dirtiest shit around anyone.
yeah.
i got some at the stores costume isle
Sure
Just don't sleep for 2 days and presto!
You've got a lovely set of eyebags
Anyone wanna rp?
i have proof that the " when you" flustered things happen to me
i say..
ahem-
"EBXWJS@H#UFEJNDhygBHHYG@BEHNJKCHWBXQNSMJHDEGHVHBNSJKJDHBENMJKHXSDBNMCKJCEHJWNXD-"
X
AAAAAAA-
Lmao
;M;
when you-
when you
when
when
when you-
me in discord be like:
WHEN YOU
WHEN
WHEN
WHEN
WHEN YOU
YOU
YOU
YOU
WHEN WHEN
WHEN YOU
>/////////////<
Lol
it happens
Me talking to you be like:
let me fuck you
I am h o r n y
Sex. Now.
*sussy clap masturbate noises*
hello I found you
XD
did you actually do it?
Yes-
XD
damn-
you know there's a difference between me and you
cause while you were sitting around, WAITIN,doing NISH-
I WAS OUT
MAKIN MOVES😫😎💃
Anyone wanna rp?
Name (Nickname): Akira Akifumi
Age: ??? (Looks 21)
Gender: F
Race: White
Build: Extremely skinny
Body Type: O-
Physical Frame: broad shoulders, deformed like waist (looks as if it’s in a knot)
Height: 5’11”
Weight: 187 - Despite being unnaturally skinny
Hair: Short, straight, blue
Eyes: White, as if she were blind (She isn’t)
Habits: Smiles WAY to much.
Gestures/Mannerisms - Small
Demeanor/Carriage/Gait: Suspicious, eerie, unnerving
Voice: Speaks in very broken English
Style: Her style is what one would describe as “Homeless dude off the street who hasn’t showered in 25 years”
Clothing: Tattered t-shirt with many bandages underneath, dark blue stained pants.
Loves/Favorites: Meat, nature
Hates: Pineapples (Her skin is way weaker than a humans, so pineapple can burn her.), people
Hobbies: Walk/Hike, Stargaze
Talents/Skills: Running, Killing,
Hopes/Dreams: None.
Fears/Nightmares: Pineapple, and the public
Best Quality: Takes care of the nature around her to her best ability.
Greatest Flaw: She scares others very easily.
Character Strengths: Athletic, slightly strong
Quirks: Creepy
How does the character picture himself/herself? She thinks of herself as a weakling.
How do others see him/her? Terrifying.
Most valued possession: The forest she lives in.
Current motivation: Survival
How does he/she view the future and/or the past? Regret
What is his/her philosophy on life and death? Death = Life
What kind of energy level do they usually have? Mood Swings
How does he/she show and/or handle: love, affection, grief, pain, anger, sadness, conflict, change, loss? She kills and goes on an emotional craze.
Does he/she have a temper? Yes, Definitely, Absolutely.
How does he/she respond to the surrounding world, the ‘unfamiliar,’ and other people in general? Judgmental and kinda scared
Polite or rude? A mix of both, more on the rude side.
Stingy or generous? Mostly generous
What kind of ‘public’ face does he/she display? Put up a front
Leader or a follower? Either or.
More happy by themselves or in a group? By herself.
Does he/she have any addictions/dependencies/fixations/fetishes/ or other strange behavior? No
Setting: 2021, in a unlocated forest.
Occupation: None
Educational background/other learning experiences: None
Intelligence Level: Acts as if 86, actually is 107.
Family: ??? (Raised till 8 then abandoned.
Friends: None - yet
Backstory: ???
Physical Strength: Little, a bit above average.
Coordination/Reflexes: Very good.
Fighting Style: Wild, almost serial killer like.
Unusual Abilities/Powers: None…?
Weapons/Other Gear: Sometimes uses objects around her.
eat a knob at night
STOP STEALING MY SHIT.
BOI THATS MY SHIT STFU
ITS MY SHIT!
my hands drenched
in my own sweat
slowly shaking
feeling regret
my body is numb
my eyes blur out
the circuits in my mind shut down
i pass out on the rug
body still shaken
but I'm still alive
but I'm not waken
Man. Why does my future gotta depend on me. I'd rather lay down, do nothing and just hope for the best.
Here a thief and wanted criminal. She's pretty cool.
Oooo she is pretty! I love her style. Also, https://itch.io/game/accept-admin/1248381/2430214
tankies
:)
I remember her lol
Yea!
Can someone help me name this character and give them pronouns? You could literally name them deathfart if you want. Also nicknames, I’ll take nicknames.
what about Rihana?
Sure!
Hmm the names done soooo a nickname..............Ri
YES
YAY
:D
Time for background: She's the daughter of a very rich company owner. Her parents are both the founders of the company. She lives in a 4 story house with 15 bedrooms. She's the only child and goes to a private high school.
pretty man
thankd
np
Now i hav3
😃👍
Am god
anyone wanna rp?
Ok
my mom said she didnt like my poems
she said that they sounded stupid, and that poems are wrote in first person
she then proceeded to say that I couldn't be an anime character cause it said lolita in it, and that was girls who were assaulted, but its lolita fashion
i hate
Don’t listen to your mom, poems are great. Especially yourself, she’s just not smart enough to see how artistic poems are no matter what format they are in.
what ur pfp picrew called
Uhhh let me look for it, brb.
i found it
Matching!!!
https://picrew.me/image_maker/139219 Here it is!
I fell in love, fell in love
But that's okay, 'cause we in love
We in that bed,
I want that, just today
Close your eyes
Don't share no tears
Keep it dark, close the shades
Girl do your thing
Let's take some pictures,
Let's take some scenes
Playboy magazine
Fell in luv by Playboy Carti (I couldn't put most of the lyrics 🏃🏾)
her face
as i walked down, across the street
the crumpled blacktop crunching under my feet
and I looked down at the muddy marsh ground and saw
her face
her beautiful pink cheeks, the rose of her lips, her skin a precious pale
I stroked her hair, so unaware
of why I have been sent to this white-walled place
I cannot see her face here
I must see her face
I think this one is my favorite so far!
guess why guy is in qhite wall place
Idk why?
:D
cute
thank you!
some days i want to chop my limbs off so I can be totally useless
thatd make me feel better about being lonely
then you could die fast
Well, I mean you aren’t wrong but you have me and your other friends on mgm!
no i like it when it happens in my dreams and the demon come
I’m not gonna ask, are you okay?
im fine
Are you sure?
sometimes its best to not post things like this without a warning and in a place about making a monster girl
Dude just let them have this, they clearly are in a dark place. Many people express their feelings here also your point about the comments being about making a monster girl is stupid. 90% of the things said here have nothing to do with the game.
Your point of monster girl maker actually proves my point so ok And I understand that they are in a dark place but they have to try putting in some warning. If they cant do this then just dont post it.
Dude…
nvm the cock joke thing made me care because of how stupid it is
you never put a warning for your cock jokes
GTBAHAAHHAHAHAHBHTCTCGHTDGFGHFCTYHGGTYDFV&*IUGBHUJNB THEY ARE COCK JOKES. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY I NEED TO PUT A WARNING THAT SAYS SOME DUMB SHIT LIKE “ hey guys im about to make a joke and if some of you find this triggering pls dont look, thanks.”
uhhhhm
the house
the house apon the crooked hill
where the trees remained dead and crippled as well
the cat that slouched
the mouse that leaped
the moon that shone with the stars
and that little house
with the cat and the mouse
had a crooked woman inside
her hood a dark black
a very shrewd laugh, as she cooked and she baked with class
and that's what happens at the house on the hill where the cat and the mouse, and the old women sat
I am loving the small details, you’re basically a professional!
no
Y e s
it bad
No, no it isn’t! You just need some CONFIDENCE! I believe in you ♥️
I don’t understand cookie run. I look at gameplay and just sit there confused.
cute cookies plus murder
Thanks, usually when I ask people say it’s addicting and never tell me the actual answer. This is the first straightforward answer I’ve gotten.
:)
:)
today
I saw my toad, toby
flattened on the ground, face holey
I patted his head, my hand drowned in red
as I watched my toad squelch into my hand
his eyes bulged, my insides roared
nausea kicking in as my stomach folds
and toby, my toad, my beautiful toad, laid back to be flattened right there on the road
Rip Toby the Toad. I’m sorry for your loss.
was my poem good
Yes, I actually really like it. Poems are really cool because they usually have a meaning behind them. I haven’t heard one in a while though, yours is especially cool and quite creative!
it was off the top of my head
Really, I’m not very good at poems, I probably couldn’t right one off the top. I took a poetry class and let’s say I didn’t get a good grade.
WHY DID MY JAW DROP-
THATS JUST
MESSED UP-
i like writing abt dead things
im not surprised cause ur a little emo child
emo child
right
:D
no :(
no emo?
cookie
run
kid?
I maxe onw too
Yum
Cabin likes very much!
Ichiro
Y e s
delinquent
;-;
Name (Nickname): Akira Akifumi
Age: ??? (Looks 21)
Gender: F
Race: White
Build: Extremely skinny
Body Type: O-
Physical Frame: broad shoulders, deformed like waist (looks as if it’s in a knot)
Height: 5’11”
Weight: 187 - Despite being unnaturally skinny
Hair: Short, straight, blue
Eyes: White, as if she were blind (She isn’t)
Habits: Smiles WAY to much.
Gestures/Mannerisms - Small
Demeanor/Carriage/Gait: Suspicious, eerie, unnerving
Voice: Speaks in very broken English
Style: Her style is what one would describe as “Homeless dude off the street who hasn’t showered in 25 years”
Clothing: Tattered t-shirt with many bandages underneath, dark blue stained pants.
Loves/Favorites: Meat, nature
Hates: Pineapples (Her skin is way weaker than a humans, so pineapple can burn her.), people
Hobbies: Walk/Hike, Stargaze
Talents/Skills: Running, Killing, tearing
Hopes/Dreams: None.
Fears/Nightmares: Pineapple, and the public
Best Quality: Takes care of the nature around her to her best ability.
Greatest Flaw: She scares others very easily.
Character Strengths: Athletic, slightly strong
Quirks: Creepy
How does the character picture himself/herself? She thinks of herself as a weakling.
How do others see him/her? Terrifying.
Most valued possession: The forest she lives in.
Current motivation: Survival
How does he/she view the future and/or the past? Regret
What is his/her philosophy on life and death? Death = Life
What kind of energy level do they usually have? Mood Swings
How does he/she show and/or handle: love, affection, grief, pain, anger, sadness, conflict, change, loss? She kills and goes on an emotional craze.
Does he/she have a temper? Yes, Definitely, Absolutely.
How does he/she respond to the surrounding world, the ‘unfamiliar,’ and other people in general? Judgmental and kinda scared
Polite or rude? A mix of both, more on the rude side.
Stingy or generous? Mostly generous
What kind of ‘public’ face does he/she display? Put up a front
Leader or a follower? Either or.
More happy by themselves or in a group? By herself.
Does he/she have any addictions/dependencies/fixations/fetishes/ or other strange behavior? No
Setting: 2021, in a unlocated forest.
Occupation: None
Educational background/other learning experiences: None
Intelligence Level: Acts as if 86, actually is 107.
Family: ??? (Raised till 8 then abandoned.
Friends: None - yet
Backstory: ???
Physical Strength: Little, a bit above average.
Coordination/Reflexes: Very good.
Fighting Style: Wild, almost serial killer like.
Unusual Abilities/Powers: None…?
Weapons/Other Gear: Sometimes uses objects around her.
Sorry if this is inconsistent or bad, mad this on the spot.
I fuckimg hate motidications so fucking much leave me alsone to play my gaked why fo you do this to me i haven't done anything i dont deserve this /j
#Gotmylifethreatenedbyacrackheadandnowimscaredpleasehelpme
today i laid in my bed
it was fun cause it was quiet
and I didn't cry
cool-
looki
cool its pure vanila
yeah
my friend is making me draw them
pure vanilla is not as cool as pancake
i prefer creme puff
Chopped?
yes
How are you feeling?
ok
Well it’s better then bad! I hope you get better, if there is anything I can help with, I’m here.
Hashtag gamer moment
for the past four days i have survived off of nothing but cherry halls and water
God can kiss my ass and bow before me
Im takin over this playpark
I also had popcorn and French fries yesterday but thats besides the point.