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Its 10 pm at night 

I still have a fever 

Im fucking freezing

Im going to take a bath and listen to the Hamilton soundtrack

Yum

Wh-

"Yum"??

its my thing 

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@Lawkie 

F I S H  B O I. 

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ooooooooooooo

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who is you using? 

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owenn

that's what I figured lol-

lol

two fish bois

is anyone online rn? 

No 

I am not

then I guess you don't want fish boi. 

thats

Righ

I don't 


.....

;-;

lol

know what? funk it. i getting on here anyways.

why?

cuz my parents cant strip me of friends.

hehehehe idiots.

...*sigh*

when i was like 6- i told my mom

"I'm never dying my hair blonde! And If I do- I'll buy you you're dream car when I'm older."

....her dream car is a Mercedes 650.

It cost.

$202,550

....nat..

you screwed up.

you could prob buy a house with that

EXACTLY

I DIED MY HAIR BLONDE IN JULY

haha

get rekt

*sob*

lols

blame 6 yr old you

ill help when i get older

lol

@Lawkie-Flicker's harem of anime womenz- 

oooo

flicker would certainly like this XD

Pft-Oki do you wanna start or me? 

you startt

Okiiiiiii- 

Vivienne was sitting in an armchair across from Flicker, knees to her chest as she squirmed nervously, picking at the chair and looking away from Flicker 

"Just...what we talked about, Ok? J-Just to help with my anxiety-"

flicker: mhm

My nose bled randomly in class once… yeah. That’s-that’s cool.

anyone wanna rp?

Thats n-

Thats not correct-

That’s not accurate 🥺

thats what im SAYIN 

thats gay men flaggo

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yeah 

Well actually its just the gay flag period but whatever 

yee

bruj

can i help you 

wdym

why'd you say bruh

.-.

whe

when i say bruh i mean this

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My cousin and i have swapped pronouns (sort of)

Because he's a he/him non binary person 

But Im a they/them trans boy >:l 

He also shames me for being gay and turn around and use gay as an umbrella term.. also he supports billy eyelash and likes riverdale and says he's emo for wearing black and beanies so.. 

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I’ve had many near death experiences so here’s some of those:

Almost run over by a motorcycle while getting off a school bus but was luckily pulled back by a teacher/supervisor.

Almost choked on some cheese from a mozzarella stick. (No joke my face was turning purple and my sister had no idea what was happening)

Almost fell out of a window as a child and was caught by my mother. (I wasn’t the brightest of stars back then.)

Almost drowned cause I drifted to the deep end of the pool getting saved by my swim instructor.

Almost got into a car crash because another driver was being stupid.

And uh the rest are basically me repeating those mistakes and almost getting run over or choking etc.

huh

i almost fell off a clift

lolol

i also almost got hit by a car

lolol

i choked

on ice

when i was 1-

lololol

i have more stories

lol. Oh one I forgot was GLASS. I almost got killed by glass many times. Glass and me to not mix.

lol

did you know Dolly Parton entered a Dolly Parton look-alike competition and lost?

GASP-

JOLENE, JOLENE- JOLENE- JOLENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

OH IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY MANNN-

i bug my sister with that song-

lol

Hashtag gam er moment 

#Gamermoment

the web browser for discord isnt working, now i have to ask my mum to download it :/

Noooooooo

:(

:((

cri

indeed

i mean-

downloading it is better

cause

its less laggy

and

ye

oh

yeah-

i have the app soooo...

FRIEND ME YOU HOE

HEY DUMBASS.

I HAVE DISCORD AT MY DADS HOUSE

NOT MY MOMS HOUSE
IM WITH MY MOM RN

SO LIKE-

I'LL DO IT NEXT WEEKEND DUMBASS

*dances a bit* I am gonna try to have a good day today 💪🏾😈

dont

I did so...

IM BOREDDD

*cries in suicide jokes*

* cries in heavily venting to my IRL friends and feeling guilt*



not the point tho-

CHOPPING WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ITS ME LAWKINS I MISSED YOUU

ive been on discord

ohhh

Karate chop (this is not related to ur name by the way) (chopping, i mean.)

what

no

my emo child

stop

i have the sandal

in my hand

lols

*SOBS*

*throws cutely at your head lolol #peeissooocute*

LEAVE ME ALONE SAYO 

I had a dream ab my crush and all I rlly remember from it was him saying "there it is! You have such a pretty smile, you know that?"

So uhm yeah *blushing intestifies*

Was it like a night dream or like-did you dream it in the morning JUST like before waking up

Night dream

oh-well that dreams not gonna come true

nice.

:D

Hey imma be offline for a few days, because I’m going to Washington DC which is 8 hours away.

ok

UR SO LUCKY.

I LIVE IN A DESERT

WITH STRIPPERS

IN THE CITY.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

Luckyyy

I live in a teensy town in a temperate forest climate 

And all we have are 13 year old druggies and 3 french catholic schools

ah-

my mom for high school wants to put me in a charter school

and rn im in a magnet middle school

and its already hard

CHARTER IS REALLY HARD

nat

I have no fucking idea what the shit a magnet ot charter school is 

We have catholic and public schools here 🤔🤔

WHST

okay

so

here

it goes like this

from worst

to best

Public schools, Magnet schools, Charter schools, then Private schools.

CHARTER SCHOOLS ARE HARD

lucky i had gaatooors

i would like to live in florida-

YALL HAVE DISNEY

but at the same time..

i only live 4 hours away from california soo-

no, no you would not-

yes inwould

Algitagator

gatorsssssssssssssssssssss

I went on an agliagator tour when i went to miami once

It was very excitement 

We wwnt on oñe of tjose whooshy boats with a fan or whatever

Oh well thats inch-

British Admiral Howe's got troops on the water
Thirty-two thousand troops in New York Harbor
Thirty-two thousand troops in New York Harbor
When they surround our troops
They surround our troops
When they surround our troops

As a kid in the Caribbean I wished for a war
I knew that I was poor; I knew it was the only way to
Rise up
If they tell my story
I am either gonna die on the battlefield in glory or
Rise up
I will fight for this land, but there's only one man
Who can give us a command, so we can
Rise up
Understand, it's the only way to
Rise up
Rise up
Here he comes

Here comes the general!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Here comes the general!
The moment you've been waiting for!
Here comes the general!
The Pride of Mount Vernon!
Here comes the general!
George Washington!

We are out-gunned
(What!)
Out-manned
(What!)
Out-numbered, out-planned
(Boom, boom, boom; boom, boom!)
We gotta make an all-out stand
Hey yo, I'm gonna need a right-hand man
(Boom, boom, boom; boom, boom!)

Check it —
Can I be real a second?
For just a millisecond?
Let down my guard and tell the people how I feel a second?
Now I'm the model of a modern major general
The venerated Virginian veteran whose men are all
Lining up to put me up on a pedestal, writing letters to relatives
Embellishing my elegance and eloquence
But the elephant is in the room
The truth is in your face
When you hear the British cannons go
Boom!

Any hope of success is fleeting
How can I keep leading when the people I'm leading keep retreating?
We put a stop to the bleeding as the British take Brooklyn
Knight takes rook, but look

We are out-gunned
(What!)
Out-manned
(What!)
Out-numbered, out-planned!
(Boom, boom, boom; boom, boom)
We gotta make an all-out stand
Hey yo, I'm gonna need a right-hand man
(Boom, boom, boom; boom, boom)
Incoming!

They're battering down the Battery, check the damages
(Brrah!)
We gotta stop 'em and rob 'em of their advantages
(Brrah!)
Let's take a stand with the stamina God has granted us
Hamilton won't abandon ship; yo, let's steal their cannons!

Goes the cannon, watch the blood and the shit spray, and
(Boom!)
Goes the cannon, we're abandoning Kips Bay, and
(Boom!)
There's another ship, and
(Boom!)
We just lost the southern tip, and
(Boom!)
We gotta run to Harlem quick; we can't afford another slip

Guns and horses giddy up
I decide to divvy up my forces
They're skittish as the British cut the city up
This close to giving up, facing mad scrutiny
I scream in the face of this mass mutiny:
"Are these the men with which I am to defend America?"
We ride at midnight, Manhattan in the distance
I cannot be everywhere at once, people!
I'm in dire need of assistance

Your Excellency, sir

Who are you?

Aaron Burr, sir
Permission to state my case?

As you were

Sir, I was a captain under General Montgomery
Until he caught a bullet in the neck in Quebec, and well, in summary:
I think that I could be of some assistance

I admire how you keep firing on the British from a distance

Huh

I have some questions, a couple of suggestions

On how to fight instead of fleeing west

Yes?

Well —

Your Excellency? You wanted to see me?

Hamilton, come in. Have you met Burr?

Yes, sir!
We keep meeting...

As I was saying, sir
I look forward to seeing your strategy play out —

Burr?

Sir?

Close the door on your way out

Have I done something wrong, sir?

On the contrary
I called you here because our odds are beyond scary
Your reputation precedes you, but I have to laugh —

Sir?

Hamilton, how come no one can get you on their staff?

Sir!

Don't get me wrong; you're a young man of great renown
I know you stole British cannons when we were still downtown
Nathanael Greene and Henry Knox wanted to hire you —

Yeah, to be their secretary! I don't think so.

Now why are you upset?

I'm not?

It's all right you want to fight: you've got a hunger
I was just like you when I was younger
Head full of fantasies of dying like a martyr

Yes

Dying is easy, young man; living is harder

Why are you telling me this?

I'm being honest
I'm working with a third of what our Congress has promised
We are a powder keg about to explode
I need someone like you to lighten the load

So?

I am not throwing away my shot
I am not throwing away my shot
Hey yo, I'm just like my country
I'm young, scrappy, and hungry
I am not throwing away my shot
Son, we are out-gunned, out-manned!
You need all the help you can get, I have some friends:
Laurens, Mulligan, Marquis de Lafayette! Okay, what else?
Outnumbered, outplanned!
We'll need some spies on the inside
Some king's men who might let some things slide
Boom!
I'll write to Congress and tell them we need supplies
You rally the guys, master the element of surprise
Chick-a-boom!
I'll rise above my station, organize your information
'Til we rise to the occasion of our new nation, sir!
Here comes the general!
Rise up!
What!
Here comes the general!
Rise up!
What!
Here comes the general!
Rise up!
What!
Here comes the general!
What!
And his right-hand man!
Boom!

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wtf 

why do kids do this

Do what?

Do what?

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I Just saw a face in my window. It disappeared when I blinked. I live on the 10th floor for context.

Edit: I went back into the room, I ran out of it when I saw the face. The windows were wide open. How fun.

WHAT

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yeah. I have a ghost friend who just broke into my house.

OH-GET A SPIRIT BOX AND TALK TO IT

No it’s fine. I held it’s hand yesterday as I was sleeping. It seems friendly.

ok

😂

Thank you. This gave me a nice laugh!

im not here

https://darfox1extreme-fashion.itch.io/chat-for-me-since-im-not-aloud-on-mgm

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Ancestors. Hear my plea✨

Help me to make a big company🏢

And make it into RISD very easily❤️

I’ll bring money to us all💵

I LITERALLY HAVE SO MANY KANON CARDS ON THIS ACCOUNT (for a starter) WTH


dyk that calling someone a “bird brain” isn’t really much of an insult. Birds have quite a high IQ especially ones from Corvus genus such as Ravens, Crows etc. so if someone calls you bird brain take it as a compliment.

...

I'm Crow. 

I'm a bird brain.

...

I'M A GENIUS!!! 

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I was looking through my camera roll

And i found the pictures i took of my friend's dog in my lap

And what the fuck

WHY

DO 

MY

LEGS

LOOK

SO

FUCKING 

SKINNYYYYY


Dog

Yes

Her name is princess

Dog

Dog


An old screenshot from when I first started Genshin Impact

amber

Amber

amber

Amber

amber

some random ass image for y’all 

thankie matt!!!!

Np Noah!!!!!!

women

yes.

wahman

That is what I am

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nom

gm

people

of

the

internet

that

are

my

friends

:D

also look

im sooo smart

right?


HA

im smart

right?

yes

yay

yep

…HA I HAVE A HIGHER IQ

I wanted to say something here

But i didn't wannna hurt ur feelers

what? My IQ is above 150 according to my results.

yeah but-

I just...

Please promise you won't take this personally 

I won’t 

NOOOOOOOOOOO

😎

Can I just evaporate now... I am leaving and I have decided to never come back because I am jumping out of my window and going to live in Antarctica.

QUEENIE NO

ITS FINE

YOU'RE LIKE WHAT.. 13!?

I TOOK ME ALMOST A YEAR TO LEARN HOW TO USE THEM 

the problem is... I'M NOT 13

14!?

15?

17?? 

16-

NOW I SEE WHY UR UPSET 

LOWKEY THAT IS RLLY EMBARRASSING 

BUT THATS OKAY EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES 

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One: You can't wear a pad in the water, that doesn't work they're not waterproof-ya gotta wear a tampon if you wanna go swimming. 

Two: I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-Like I don't even WANT kids!!!! I keep trying to tell my ovaries that the factory is SHUT DOWN-like we are NOT OPEN FOR BUSINESS-but does it listen!? NO!!! 

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pft-

QUEENIE YOU CAN'T WEAR PADS IN THE WATER

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YEAH BUT 

PADS ABSORB EVERYTHING AROUND THEM

LIKE WATER

THEN UR EVERYTHING IS GUNNA LEAK EVERYWHERE

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HOW 

HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE

IT LITERALLY SAYS TAMPON ON THE TAMPON BOX

AND TAMPONS LITERALLY CANNOT FALL OF OR OUT 

I am so fuckking tired of noah stealing my images. Its not even funny anymore. Please stop stealing my images noah.

bro... you better have adhd or autism.

what

he spams them and its annoying as fuck

???

their username

imagine 


I cant see my app in the store anymore and it wont let me make purchases. Was it deleted?

Deleted 3 years ago

Yes

anyone know why? 

nope

How do i make him stop.

I wake up to 10+ messages from him and this is what i get


Uhhhhhh just never reply to him-

got ir 

cool

I just remembered 

Me and one of my best friends literally have the same social worker

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