I like the cold. I hate summer. Well I don’t cause I get to be with my family but otherwise summer is trash. It’s hot. The beach is crowded. Sand gets EVERYWHERE pools are crowded and you’re all sweaty and can’t look properly cause the sun is too dang bright. It’s so much better in the cold.
SO I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME ND OMG IAM SO ANNOYEDDD LIKE MY OUTFIT HAS EVERTHING ITS LIVELY IS MATURE ITS CUTE ITS PURE ITS SIMPLE AND HIT HAS MANY HEARTS BUT THE OTHER GIRL STILL FRICKIN WINS HOWWWW WHAT JUST BECAUSE I DONT HAVE WAT A FRICKKN CAT SUGGESTED I CANT FRICKIN WINNNNWHYYY LIKE WTFBRO MY OUFIT IS FINE THE OTHER GIRLS UTFIT DOESNT EVEN MATCH IT LOOKS LIKE GARBAGE LIKE WTH JUST GOVE ME T STPID WINNNN
This is swiss! He's a model/actor, he's a quarter alien. He is 22 years old, and currently got a snazzy brand deal going on with a makeup company. He has, the most confusing anatomy, where he's both biologically female and male (more leaning onto the male side but whatever). His favorite color is pink and his favorite foods are red starbursts, uhhhh yeh, ill do more later
This is mars >:), she's a human lol. Her biggest hobby is photography and she takes most lf swiss' pictures and honestly the one who got him into the whole modeling thing, she and her buddy (swiss) take like a shitton of suggestive pictures together and most people think they're dating (thwy aren't).
Anyhoo
Mars x swiss photo dump yay!
(Honestly mars is much more photogenic but she prefers to take the pictures)
No, I didn't ask my mum for a new hairstyle bc I got a case of Gender Envy and some of the boys at school said "you look like a dude" and it made me happy, ALSO MY CRUSH SAID HE LIKED MY HAIR!!!!!! AND I GOT THIS GIRL'S NUMBERRR
you wanna know smthn cool. I feel like ripping all my internal organs out and jumping off a microwave and idk going batshit crazy because I feel like absolute crap. My lips are itchy, a mosquito decided “hmmm wouldn’t it be fun to feed on your blood in the most inconvenient spot possible” so now I have a mosquito bite on my face right at my mustache liek I don’t have one but the hair is still pretty long and the bite gets irritated by those tiny hairs and the bite irritates those tiny hairs so thats fun. Then my roblox game crashed and it’s fully broken and now I have to wait until tmrw to play it again. Then a fly got stuck in my ear and I had to get it out. Luckily it didn’t lay any eggs. Then my got dog fell out of the sandwich and stained my sheets with ketchup and mayo so there’s that. I also hit my knee really hard on the edge of a table and that not only made a bruise but also did some interior damage causing me so much pain I limp when I walk but whatever. Then I vomited my whole lunch and thought I had vomited blood because of a red velvet cake I ate an hour before lunch and got super freaked out. So like today was amazing :D
So the most recent time I was confused for being Asian was on the school bus. I was speaking Korean and someone on the bus said "Ohhh so that's why your eyes look like that. Cause you're Asian" and I just looked at them like "BOI-" and told them I just knew Korean. Then someone asked me if I could count from 1 to 10 in Korean and so I did. They said I was wrong then proceeded to say exactly what I said but very butchered and said they know cause they took Taekwondo... I'm not even kidding it was so freaking butchered and made my wanna rip my ears off and so when I said it was wrong they ALSO said "So you're Korean??" AND I'M JUST LIKE WTH NO. Another time was when I was outside buying myself a doll (I'm a collector) the cashier went "...so where in Asia are you from?" and I just... ._. "I'm not Asian." so like yeah. People think I'm Asian... I'm really not lol.
IF YOU SHIP 2D AND NOODLE OR NOODLE WITH ANY OF THE MEMBERS I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SHOW YOU A WELL DESIGNED GOOGLE SLIDE SHOWING YOU WHY YOU SHOULDN'T
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OMGGGG GUYS I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE BLUE DIAMONNNNDDDDD GEM FROM STEVEN UNIVERSEEEEEE-
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Mittens look what I drewww
JTS SOOO COOLLLLL QANNA SE MINE?
YA
oooooo
Thas excitment!
OMGGGGG RIV RIVVVVVVVV-MY FRIEND IS TRANS TOOOOO-WELL-BOYFRIEND NOW-
I
UM
GOOD FOR THEM!?
YEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW ARE YOU ANYWAY?
UH
IM ALR, COULD BE BETTER NGL
HOW R YOU
GUESS WHO JUST FOUND OUT THAT THEIR AUNT IS A HOMAPHOBE?
ME
oh...
u good queeny?
no
wanna talk about it?
not really.
my schools anual GRIND is on Friday
Thank fuck, like everyone is gunna be off doing that
Meaning i don't have to do shit
I’ve convinced a irl friend of mine to join this place
I will update about their username when they tell me
When they join pls be nice to them, they are very shy even though they might not seem like it
Ok bye
Understood sista, I would love to meet them! :3
(And don't worry, i understand how they feels -w-)
lol
Their user is: An unknown artist
I don’t know how they styled it tho
And if they made it yet
Lol, right, good to know
anyways hru?
Im doing well im doing well,
also if we are doing afton family and all that rp, want me to make it? -v-
Ok!😊
I got the same sweater as my crush and we were vibing the whole day and people tried to ruin our vibe by saying "OMG YOU GUYS ARE MATCHING!"
.
heyyyyyyyyyuyyyyyy
why so many ys....
bc why not?
Z E N N Y
HII!
Hey NAT!
_x_COMMA_x_
I have learned something
Americans, Australians and some British people are fucking pussies when it comes to the cold i stg
Like yall will be in 15 layers of sbow clothes in like 15 degree (celcius) heat
Smh
;..........
im latin and american.
IM HALF WIMP-
IDC
YOU SAID 13 DEGREES IS COLD
BG#HDNEJHX
JUST-
NO
NO JUSTS
ITS NOT COLD
okay
so
um
hgi
I like the cold. I hate summer. Well I don’t cause I get to be with my family but otherwise summer is trash. It’s hot. The beach is crowded. Sand gets EVERYWHERE pools are crowded and you’re all sweaty and can’t look properly cause the sun is too dang bright. It’s so much better in the cold.
im currently in leadership class.
i live in the desert, right.
EXPLAIN
EXPLAIN THIS SHIT.
Ew
Whys it so hot
EGBD#HU@NEBWKJMQJHR#D
HOT?????
HOT?Q??!?!?!?!?
THIS IS DUCKING FREEZIENUVGD#H
FREEZING
Wait no
Actually i just translated it to celcius
Damnnn its nice out wtf
Its like the same for me
Not even kidding
Wait no its not
Its like 17 degrees celcius out rn
Too hot yuck
W H A T
Jeez nat
Not all of us live on the sun
I am not used to toasty temperatures
Ya its like 62 degrees farenheit over here
Hot 😢
I fucking hate my school
I can't read with the lights on
Bringing me to the library will not help me
Hlw dense can theu be
LMAOOOOO
HAHAHAHHA
why everyone who i know on itch.io cares this trash
What
What is a cares this trash
What does that even mean
i hate whej peiple are lile
"You shouldnt criticize peoples art if you cant do ebtter"
Like bruh, i can knkw the difference between good art and nad art without actually kmowing how to draw
Its like
If i see a bad outfit on the runwau of ru pauls
I know its had because i have eyes, even if i cant sew
I hate my careers teacher
What an ass
Mi misse dthe intro to the course yesterday and he just tells tn to do tje shit on yhe noralike
Like dide i 2asbt here you drnse fucking bald bitch
Gfow some fivkimg hair you wrinkled nutsack
K THIS ISNT FAIR-
JOLENE DOESN'T HAVE SCHOOL TODAY
BUT GUESS WHAT
I DO.
im 13 flexes
ok who wants a drawing reply with an oc and I might draw it
I would be honored if you drew one of my personas
ill get on it!
ty!
SO I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME ND OMG IAM SO ANNOYEDDD LIKE MY OUTFIT HAS EVERTHING ITS LIVELY IS MATURE ITS CUTE ITS PURE ITS SIMPLE AND HIT HAS MANY HEARTS BUT THE OTHER GIRL STILL FRICKIN WINS HOWWWW WHAT JUST BECAUSE I DONT HAVE WAT A FRICKKN CAT SUGGESTED I CANT FRICKIN WINNNNWHYYY LIKE WTFBRO MY OUFIT IS FINE THE OTHER GIRLS UTFIT DOESNT EVEN MATCH IT LOOKS LIKE GARBAGE LIKE WTH JUST GOVE ME T STPID WINNNN
like my drawing
nice
thankies
Yw
I need a favour from you again.
https://itch.io/game/accept-admin/1234302/2430214
Could you change the colours again? Same ones as last time its just the thing is that someone deleted it so I need you to fix it again, thanks.
I am mow takimg an increased dosags of concerta
I think its workjmv
Baceause i am dyimb hahah
sameeee
Samus die 💀💀💀
Pearl.
I re-made 2 of my Stranger Things OCs. I forgot their names but one is from a very rich family and the other is like super friendly.
ocs yay!
This is swiss! He's a model/actor, he's a quarter alien. He is 22 years old, and currently got a snazzy brand deal going on with a makeup company. He has, the most confusing anatomy, where he's both biologically female and male (more leaning onto the male side but whatever). His favorite color is pink and his favorite foods are red starbursts, uhhhh yeh, ill do more later
This is mars >:), she's a human lol. Her biggest hobby is photography and she takes most lf swiss' pictures and honestly the one who got him into the whole modeling thing, she and her buddy (swiss) take like a shitton of suggestive pictures together and most people think they're dating (thwy aren't).
Anyhoo
Mars x swiss photo dump yay!
(Honestly mars is much more photogenic but she prefers to take the pictures)
I made swiss a friend 😈😈
Her name is mars >:)
gib app
so
*heavy breathing*
*COUGH COUGH*
i need advice
how
how do u get rid of your sister?
pls tell me
crow
or
riv riv
or meme
or noah
ANYONE PLS
WAIT SOMEONE HERE CAN ADOPT HER-
what
i need to get rid of her.
Push her down stairs.
what
Did I stutter?
Mhm
okay
I know how
Step 1: Pull her by the hair
Step 2: walk outside
Step 3: Wait for a car
and Step 4: Push her in front of it! :D
smort
MEMESSSSSSSSSSSS-
Notice me senpaiiii-
OVERLORDDDD
....HOL UP WHA-
Lol
Sorry I'm just a weeb degenerate scum lol ^w^
but like actually d'ye wanna rp?
Aren't we both TwT
Of course! sorry i haven't really been talking to you, i just didn't want to do like 50 rps at once
Pfft-, lol
Hello Nat!
How am I funny?
I just rp without hesitation
and likes to yell "Ree" a lot
and is just a drawer with nu talent sometimes
and with no creativity
....you get the point TwT
Spread your Butt cheeks and pull out my willy, stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chilly.
Im scared
D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F DILLIGAF! And it means, Do I Look Like I Give A Fck!
just find some dirt on her and tell her she bothers u ull tell on her
:(
OKAY-
Gamer moment 😈
GOOD JOB RIV RIVVVV
😈😈
XD
>XD
EEE
GUYS, SO I DROPED MY PHONE ON THE CONCRETE WHILE I WAS WALKING MY DOG ON ACSEDENT RIGHT?
AND WHEN I PICKED IT UP
NOT A SINGLE FUCKING CRACK
NOT EVEN A SCRATCH!
IM SO CONFUSED
How
NO IDEA
i-
Table slam
Hand over the phone.
as someone who’s owned a tablet for 4 years without it breaking even tho I’m the clumsiest person on planet earth I find that believable.
lmao mood
hi people
Hi dic
Hi boa
Ho i goi?
I don kwk
oka
wwwwww
mmmgmgk
T
MY DRONES TEACHER JUST CURSED-
DUDE-
BWAHHAHAHAH
anyways
i won flag football lololol
No
yes.
oh
its noah :DD
hey!
hi!!
Hru?
good hbu
Some of my teachers curse all the time. They're chill. I like them.
No, I didn't ask my mum for a new hairstyle bc I got a case of Gender Envy and some of the boys at school said "you look like a dude" and it made me happy, ALSO MY CRUSH SAID HE LIKED MY HAIR!!!!!! AND I GOT THIS GIRL'S NUMBERRR
Congrats, my dude!
a nice example of how commas can completely change a sentence!
“Let’s eat Grandpa!”
“Let’s eat, Grandpa!”
“Let’s, eat Grandpa!”
What
don’t mind me. Just eating my grandpa
ok
you wanna know smthn cool. I feel like ripping all my internal organs out and jumping off a microwave and idk going batshit crazy because I feel like absolute crap. My lips are itchy, a mosquito decided “hmmm wouldn’t it be fun to feed on your blood in the most inconvenient spot possible” so now I have a mosquito bite on my face right at my mustache liek I don’t have one but the hair is still pretty long and the bite gets irritated by those tiny hairs and the bite irritates those tiny hairs so thats fun. Then my roblox game crashed and it’s fully broken and now I have to wait until tmrw to play it again. Then a fly got stuck in my ear and I had to get it out. Luckily it didn’t lay any eggs. Then my got dog fell out of the sandwich and stained my sheets with ketchup and mayo so there’s that. I also hit my knee really hard on the edge of a table and that not only made a bruise but also did some interior damage causing me so much pain I limp when I walk but whatever. Then I vomited my whole lunch and thought I had vomited blood because of a red velvet cake I ate an hour before lunch and got super freaked out. So like today was amazing :D
im tired
anyways
good morning
currently- at first period
science-
im tired
i already said that.
HEY LAWKINS
I MISS UUUUUUU
and.
can i have the kids back???
pretty
pls.
with a cherry on top-
pls
im cold-
and
sgwvbsdnjhcbredsx.
here
um
yeah
i just want the kids-
no-
WHY NOT.
you not responsible
yes i am-
no
*grabby hands*
nat nat :D
HI :D
hai!
hru?
I’m good, hbu?
New main acc 😈😈
Eeee
I now present... *insert drumroll*
✨PEOPLE CONFUSING ME FOR BEING ASIAN✨ Storytime:
So the most recent time I was confused for being Asian was on the school bus. I was speaking Korean and someone on the bus said "Ohhh so that's why your eyes look like that. Cause you're Asian" and I just looked at them like "BOI-" and told them I just knew Korean. Then someone asked me if I could count from 1 to 10 in Korean and so I did. They said I was wrong then proceeded to say exactly what I said but very butchered and said they know cause they took Taekwondo... I'm not even kidding it was so freaking butchered and made my wanna rip my ears off and so when I said it was wrong they ALSO said "So you're Korean??" AND I'M JUST LIKE WTH NO. Another time was when I was outside buying myself a doll (I'm a collector) the cashier went "...so where in Asia are you from?" and I just... ._. "I'm not Asian." so like yeah. People think I'm Asian... I'm really not lol.
If only i could've pulled nurse saaya or sunflower kimono rimi...
Someone: If you were to describe yourself in 5 words what would they be?
Me: Lazy.
cock-tale
Imagine getting all of your dream cards on different rerolls
Cou
Couldn't be me :,)
IF YOU SHIP 2D AND NOODLE OR NOODLE WITH ANY OF THE MEMBERS I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SHOW YOU A WELL DESIGNED GOOGLE SLIDE SHOWING YOU WHY YOU SHOULDN'T
ok
where can i buy that