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pov: river forgets they're a gay dude 


you can be gay and still think whamen are pretty you just don’t like them in that way.

i am aware

But it makes me feel creepy

oh. Oki!

ya lol

I’m being held at gunpoint. Can you guess who it is? (Btw I’m not actually held at gunpoint this is an exaggeration lol)

me

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no

awe

twas home work

o

awe

yes

Yes you do


*gay panic*

ok- who else has been to the great wolf lodge my friends don't know what it is. The shame 😔

OMG MY BESTIE LIVES LIKE , 5mins away from there!

GOOD OMG SOME OF MY FRIENDS SAY "WHATS THE GREAT WOLF LODGE" AND THEN I FEEL BAD FOR THEM BC ITS AMAZING THERE T-T 

ba

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I made an adorable pastel wearing elf girl uwu

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pretttyyyyy

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oml............... its so cute

JOOLENE LISTENS TO THIS\

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Omg imma talk about my day

Because i lead an inchresting life

7:00 am: wake up. Get yelled at by my mom for sleeping in, put on a sexy tshirt and jeans (an outfit i wear every day) 

7:20 am: finish getting ready, go downstairs. 

7:30 am: catch the bus with my brother, have an argument over politics 

8:00 am: arrive at school, see my friends; f, m and l. Talk for a bit

8:15 am: go inside, see my tall friend and headbutt him like a bull. Head to science class

8:30 am to 9:06 am: normal class bullshitary

9:06 am to 9:11 am: have break, hang out with l and tell them about how i discovered i have hands. 

9:11 am to 9:45 am: more science class bullshitary

9:45 am: go to lunch with friends, d, l and m(different m than this morning), talk about mustard gas and look at Femboy porn  I mean reddit memes. 

10:30 am: go back to science class. Win bingo twice. 

11:30 am: civics class

11:30 am - 2:08 pm: more civics shit

2:30 pm: come home. Make a good ass sandwinch. Play banGDream.

3:00 pm - now (7:27 pm): do absolutely nothing but play banGDream and watch markiplier 

And yeh

The morning are so much more exciting 

O-O FINALLY SOMEOJE WHO STARTS SCHOOL THE SAME TIME AS ME ALL OF MY ROBLOX FRIENDS ARE LIKE "OH I START SCHOOL AT 9:30" AND IM JUAT LIKE 9 THIRTY???? I HAVE TO GET MY LAZY PROCRASTINATING MISERABLE ASS OUT OF BED EACH MORNING JUST TO GET YELLED AT BY MY MOM AT SCHOOL TvT

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Egg

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im also gonna tell you guys how my day went.

8:00, i am walking to the entrance- and then i see Abranh. she runs up to me- screaming,

"AHHHHHHHH NATALYYY YOUR HAIR-"

I tilt my head, confused.

"ITSSOPRETTYOMGIMJEALOUS"

I then laugh, hugging her. then i almost fall cause she- I WAS BENDING DOWN-

8:05, im in the court yard. I see Monet and Isabella. Isabella hugs me ofc cause shes my wife. monet looks at me- then looks back at her phone. KEREM THAN COMES SHE LOOKS SO PRETTYYY- WEARING HER BLACK CARGO PANTS WITH HER SHIRT WITH STRIPES- while me and valeria run up to her, seeing who hugs her first. I ENDED UP HUGGING HER FIRSTTT-

8:10, take pics. a lot.

9:10, picture time baby- I LOOKED OS UGLY #EGVDCBHSBCDW

11:33, lunch. me and kerem shoved corn dogs up our a- okay thats enough details.

2:50, out of schooool

#EGVDCBHSBCDW

Same vibes lol

....i had my picture day today,

and im sobbing

I LOOK SO BAD DXBVGHSBD

I'm having it soon and I HAVE TO WEAR A DRESS EVEN THOUGH THEY WONT EVEN SEE MY LOWER HALF !

IKR I WEARED BLACK CARGO PANTS AND A DARK GREEN SHIRT- I ALSO CURLED MY HAIR IT LOOKED SO PRETTY

I'm about to loose my mindddd- 

So basically there is this girl that is dating one of my friends (btw my friend wants to break up with the girl)

And I was talking to my friend about a crush I have and the girl was like "tbh, idk, how you can like men 😬" and I YELLED IN THE HALLWAY "Sorry I can't help it that I'm attracted to men" (and she knows that I'm openly pan)

BUT☝🏾 the girl is always downplaying mine and my friends emotions and whenever I talk about a crush the girl goes "he's probably ugly" and it really lowers my confidence so the next time she says that in gonna go off on her!

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Ewwwww

My friend and her bf keep being all lovey dovey in our gc

Gross

I think i installed a virus.

HUH

first of all... HOW?

second of all, hopefully the virus goes away

i dont think its much of a problem because i have a antivirus and i have no fucking idea how i got it.

yeah

were you pirating content?

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no

oh.

LLLLL

Zen!!!!! Wanna rp?

Guys i’m gonna cry 😭






So theres this girl in my school named Zoey and I say i ship her and my friend Sarah but i have a crush on her and she told me she wasnt lesbian and now I hurt really bad- my heart is so broken.

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shi that happened when I confessed to my best friend 

I’m so sorry 

Its okay- i cried about it but i okay now

good

yeah

hope your okay now

anyone wanna rp

sure

Anyone wanna rp?

sur

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NSFW WARNING 

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SONG https://soundcloud.com/user-331140717/this-is-my-kingdom-come

BROOOOOO

BROOOOOO

BROOOOOO

I FUCKING FOUND KY FUCKING UNCLE ON FUCKING GOOGLE

(By the way my last name is not Williams )


anyone online??

hi

OH THANK GOD I WAS SO BORED-

same

I had to injure about 3 hours of algebra 

Kill me now

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-

but d'ye wanna rp? 

ye


(Have I used him before?)

No

hai

hi i saw this trend on tik tok long time go with people making their hormone monster (big mouth) and i cant fucking do it 

I just called my guy friend dad

Im going to jump off a cliff

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I'm gonna update on this comment with all the things that happen today.


Edit, nothing interesting fucking happened.

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bruh, clam the fuck down.

isa hyperbole. Makes things more interesting.

I'm. So. Fucking. 

B O R E D D D D D D D D.

Same.

wanna rp?

loooooooooser.

cause

i had stupid picture day today. 

and kerem looked so good- she was wearing black cargo pants with a pretty shirt- i also weared cargo pants, with belt and a dark green shirt. and my english teacher started playing latin music and played one of my fav songs. me and kerem danced. yes,

I have just learned my brother is a (Canadian) l l l l l l l l l l l l l liberal 

im really sad to say this but i am a rick and morty enjoyer

Otay Memes! 

Overlorddddddddd >:3

Cutee-

do ye want me to start? 

Yesh, please TwT

otay! 

You were hanging out in your castle when the sirens started blaring. Shit. He must be back AGAIN-Varian, his former knight now a dastardly sorcerer-he wondered when he'd ever give up-IF he'd ever give up-and yet...he sort of hoped he never would....

He grabbed his blade that was hanging on the wall and rushed to where he usually came from, his hair waving from side to side as he runs...while it would be annoying at this point...it felt odd to him...strange...

rivs gunna go teh bed

Good night children 

I hath made

Unicorn mommy

I mean lady 

does anyone know hoe to print something from a phone?

Iiiiiiiiiiiiii-

know how to make cute gay pining rpsssssssssssssssssss-

Uh thanks?

mhm you're welcome now if only I had actual useful skills ;-; 

nah but seriously ya wanna rp? 

sure ig but I don’t have a lot of time on my hands so if I don’t reply for long periods of time that’s why.

that's totally fair! I just have a gay

Ahem ahem ahem-once, the prince and the sorcerer were friends. The best of friends even-a kind prince and his brave knight, fighting side by side-but that was before the sorcerer had found his magic. That was before he had become corrupted and bitter, in the eyes of the kingdom at least. It made sense-the courageous, golden prince and the dark, suave sorcerer-good vs. evil, an eternal struggle. And yet-why couldn't the prince ever capture the sorcerer? And why did the sorcerer always seem to back down just when it would be most convenient for him to strike? ....Maybe it had something to do with the way the two layed awake at night, thoughts of the other dancing through their head. Good and bad are such relative terms after all.......

OH LORD

IM SIMPING FOR THE NAMELESS GHOULS AGAIN 

SOMEONE SEND A RESCUE HELICOPTER I CAN'T HANDLE THIS

Jesus for a hot minute there I thought you were calling me-

BWAHAHA NOPE

SORRY OVERLORD

Hey Rivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv-would ye like to do a friends to enemies to lovers fantasy rp with a fuck ton of gay pininggggggggg???????

fiiiiiiiiinnneee

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttttttttt-here ya goooooo-

Ahem ahem ahem-once, the prince and the sorcerer were friends. The best of friends even-a kind prince and his brave knight, fighting side by side-but that was before the sorcerer had found his magic. That was before he had become corrupted and bitter, in the eyes of the kingdom at least. It made sense-the courageous, golden prince and the dark, suave sorcerer-good vs. evil, an eternal struggle. And yet-why couldn't the prince ever capture the sorcerer? And why did the sorcerer always seem to back down just when it would be most convenient for him to strike? ....Maybe it had something to do with the way the two layed awake at night, thoughts of the other dancing through their head. Good and bad are such relative terms after all.......

O-O

THEY'RE JUST SO HOT

oki oki- 

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My mum let me cook and it came out good, thank you for your time

can you give me some?

I think an explanation is not needed.
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can you guys just get off my back please.

okay

*hops off of back cutely*

Oh… okay 😀

Why were you literally on my back?

............we were going to go get ice cream and ur car broke down-

oh- Here’s a white van I didn’t steal at all. Hop in the ice cream’s in the back! No of course it’s safe I would never kidnap someone! 😊


i mean its a mer- WHAT NO

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The world if twelve year olds didn't listen to rap music: 

rap music is fine. I just mean songs that are… errr… not kid friendly

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Boi twelve year olds are like 7th graders

Thats normal?

well she’s actually an 8th grader. And yeah I know it’s normal. I just feel like if shouldn’t be.

BH

EIGHTH

WUATS WRONG WITH AN ALMOST HIGH SCHOOLER LISTENING TO RAP 

I SAID RAP IS FINE CAN YOU NOT READ 

I mean like 18+ songs and stuff. She even begged me not to tell her parents what she was listening to. I just don’t find it okay.

yes

i know that

It wasn't a question 

HELP WHY IS THIS COMMENT SECTION SO RANDOM

it’s about something I posted.

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I dont like rap music actully

*incoherent sobbing*

She pretty✨

indeed!

and can i have le link pls?

Actually that’s monster girl maker 2

t h a t s o n a c o m p u t e r?

no on a phone. You have to download it

 d a m n i t

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..........................wow-

what did they say /gen

something bout a kid- on the bus yelling at uhhhhhhhhha 8th gradejhygt5r4f

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=61amWGUL3vs

they're giving up on the human race cos a 1st grader swore at a 2nd grader and two twelve year olds listened to rap music

oh.. id give up too A FIRST GRADER. 😪

boi what the hell boi

Yall r seriously giving up because a six year old said a n n n n n n naughty word 

seventh grader.

lmao what? I gave up a long time ago. This is just an example of one of the reasons. Not a big reason like top of the list or anything. Just one of the reasons.

a twelve year old not two

Its just something you have to accept.

when did I say I haven’t?

bal

that picture looking kinda sus

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