yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttttttttt-here ya goooooo-
Ahem ahem ahem-once, the prince and the sorcerer were friends. The best of friends even-a kind prince and his brave knight, fighting side by side-but that was before the sorcerer had found his magic. That was before he had become corrupted and bitter, in the eyes of the kingdom at least. It made sense-the courageous, golden prince and the dark, suave sorcerer-good vs. evil, an eternal struggle. And yet-why couldn't the prince ever capture the sorcerer? And why did the sorcerer always seem to back down just when it would be most convenient for him to strike? ....Maybe it had something to do with the way the two layed awake at night, thoughts of the other dancing through their head. Good and bad are such relative terms after all.......
lmao what? I gave up a long time ago. This is just an example of one of the reasons. Not a big reason like top of the list or anything. Just one of the reasons.
Haha, it is i, Old sport. The immortal Dave Miller. And I want- no Im here to have revenge on you, you tangerine shit head.
See… Heres the thing, Dave im running a business and time… is well you know…MONEY. Every second I spend here listing you babble on…. I LOSE MOOLAH. So, finish your monologue in three sentences OR GET OUT.
Excuse fucking me, sportsy, dont give me the fucking business shit. You hated this fucking place, dont act like you didnt do any of this to do anything other then me. We’re a family old sport. All of the souls we claimed, all of the children we’ve snagged,our work,Henry’s work. All of this was for him and together, we will-
Dave. SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT. What kind of narcissistic fucking- Ive been operating a functioning business for five monthes and actively avoiding you the entire time. I threw you in the trash TWO MONTHS AGO, OH god, you reek! I dont want you in here, go take a bath stinky. Go on, if you’re going to brake into MY house and use my possessions at least take a shower once a year. CRISHT.
Sportsy, I- if you dont want me then-… no that cant be, this doesn’t make any fucking sense. If you weren’t planing to attract me here… what was all of this for…? You hated working at freddy’s. Why would you bring back the entire company back?
Right dave, I hated working at freddy’s, I hated coming into work at noon, hungover and being screamed at by our phone-headed boss. I hated wearing a sweaty bear suit six hours a day. I hated being bitten by dysfunctional haunted robots. I hated having to look matt in the eyes single goddam day and pretend that I didnt possess the overwhelming urge to peel his skin off so i wouldn’t have to see the shape of his creepy ass smile. You know what I love? Coming to the restaurant THAT I OWN, HUNGOVER, DRAGGING IN DYSFUNCTIONAL ASS OUT OF THE FUCKING TRASH. WHO I KNOW WILL BITE CUSTOMERS, YELLING AT MY OWN PHONE-HEADED EMPLOYEE. Forcing some other poor fucker for once. AND FIRING MATT THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY I GOT. You think any of this was because of freddy’s, or loved you. YOU’RE A LOSER DAVE. Henry died 40 years ago! MOVE THE FUCK ON. Get another fat iguana and call it henry. Oh and get a apartment or some shit, or do crack in a alley or some shit. I dont care, just stop sleeping in my trash.
(Thanks! I like you and overlord the most just because you guys add great details, like amazing details and I really like rpers like that so thank you for being a great one too! ❤)
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OH LORD
IM SIMPING FOR THE NAMELESS GHOULS AGAIN
SOMEONE SEND A RESCUE HELICOPTER I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
Jesus for a hot minute there I thought you were calling me-
BWAHAHA NOPE
SORRY OVERLORD
Hey Rivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv-would ye like to do a friends to enemies to lovers fantasy rp with a fuck ton of gay pininggggggggg???????
fiiiiiiiiinnneee
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttttttttt-here ya goooooo-
Ahem ahem ahem-once, the prince and the sorcerer were friends. The best of friends even-a kind prince and his brave knight, fighting side by side-but that was before the sorcerer had found his magic. That was before he had become corrupted and bitter, in the eyes of the kingdom at least. It made sense-the courageous, golden prince and the dark, suave sorcerer-good vs. evil, an eternal struggle. And yet-why couldn't the prince ever capture the sorcerer? And why did the sorcerer always seem to back down just when it would be most convenient for him to strike? ....Maybe it had something to do with the way the two layed awake at night, thoughts of the other dancing through their head. Good and bad are such relative terms after all.......
O-O
THEY'RE JUST SO HOT
oki oki-
My mum let me cook and it came out good, thank you for your time
can you give me some?
can you guys just get off my back please.
okay
*hops off of back cutely*
Oh… okay 😀
Why were you literally on my back?
............we were going to go get ice cream and ur car broke down-
oh- Here’s a white van I didn’t steal at all. Hop in the ice cream’s in the back! No of course it’s safe I would never kidnap someone! 😊
i mean its a mer- WHAT NO
The world if twelve year olds didn't listen to rap music:
rap music is fine. I just mean songs that are… errr… not kid friendly
Boi twelve year olds are like 7th graders
Thats normal?
well she’s actually an 8th grader. And yeah I know it’s normal. I just feel like if shouldn’t be.
BH
EIGHTH
WUATS WRONG WITH AN ALMOST HIGH SCHOOLER LISTENING TO RAP
I SAID RAP IS FINE CAN YOU NOT READ
I mean like 18+ songs and stuff. She even begged me not to tell her parents what she was listening to. I just don’t find it okay.
yes
i know that
It wasn't a question
HELP WHY IS THIS COMMENT SECTION SO RANDOM
it’s about something I posted.
I dont like rap music actully
*incoherent sobbing*
She pretty✨
indeed!
and can i have le link pls?
Actually that’s monster girl maker 2
t h a t s o n a c o m p u t e r?
no on a phone. You have to download it
d a m n i t
..........................wow-
what did they say /gen
something bout a kid- on the bus yelling at uhhhhhhhhha 8th gradejhygt5r4f
o
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=61amWGUL3vs
they're giving up on the human race cos a 1st grader swore at a 2nd grader and two twelve year olds listened to rap music
oh.. id give up too A FIRST GRADER. 😪
boi what the hell boi
Yall r seriously giving up because a six year old said a n n n n n n naughty word
seventh grader.
lmao what? I gave up a long time ago. This is just an example of one of the reasons. Not a big reason like top of the list or anything. Just one of the reasons.
a twelve year old not two
Its just something you have to accept.
when did I say I haven’t?
that picture looking kinda sus
I am not happy anymore
That shit is spicy
Hello everyone
I am eating a container of McDonald's spicy buffalo nugget sauce
Im happy
its not spicy :(
It made my lips burn
It was good tho
but
its not spicy
at all
hmmmm
Mayhaps we just have different spice tolerances
i am pro spice
i just dont eat wasabi cause it tastes gross
hows kahachann
dead
nice
WH- CHOPPING KACCHAN ISN'T DEAD
He is very good.
how is his punching doin-
FINE
I gave him oregano and brushed him
I became someone's wife today
congrats!
i just saw a whole ass video about explaining doncamtic in spanish, help.
Im on a roll today
you cant say that if its not all PERFECT
You do it then
tell me he's not hot af
Hes not hot af
TvT i think so
I'm just gonna say I have read a bunch of these comments and I'm in the middle of class so I'm dying cuz i have to hold back my laughter
GASP USAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
GASP WHAAAAAAAATTT?
is you sailor moonz?
no
mmmmmmmmmmmmm-
I iz not convinced.
well-
we are all crack heads.
yes we are
very
OMG GHOST RAN
GHOST RAN WILL COME HOME
I'd literally have his babies
And i don't even like kids
ALRIGHT WHAT DO YOU UNGRATEFUL CHILDREN WANT FOR FOOD.
Money 🥺🥺🥺
You can't eat money you silly goose
😁I can eat yours😁I don't bite?😀😁
nuh uh you can't
And yuh huh you do bite
Bite money apparently
😀😁😀😁😀😁😀😁😀😁😀😁
no.
Hatsune miku veggie juice
We're not ungreatful
Your starving us
anyways I want sushi
hey mothe ri uhhhhh
can u pick me up from school.
pleas
no. Stay there.
but- ive been here for a week now
shush. stay.
but-
I had this weird obsession with drawing eyes lmao
there is so many more but i just cant find them
ooh when you do find them show me!
That bunny look high as hell.
thats not a bunny, its a egg
Your being deadass!?
Yeah!!!!!!!
broooo-aint not way in hell-das a egg-
Vanny
(Cw, mega simp ahead)
S-
S
S
S
S
s
s
ss
S
s
ss
S
s
Step on me
No cos he can literally crush my windpipe and id thank him
He can steal everything i own
Literally tie me up and throw me on the back of your horse sir
You can steal my horses and light my house on fire idc
The things id let him do to me..
....
Y'know Riv Riv, I don't understand your type, but I respect it.
HES SO HOT
OMG HES LIKE
OMF
HE'S SO
FUCK OMG
ehhhhhhhhhhhhh-
a little too cishet white man for me-but I respect your opinion!
ya but hes an outlaw and not het
Yuck
Arthur is gay
Because i say so
mhm yes understandable. Idk, rugged isn't really my aesthetic-like I completely understand why other people like it, I just usually don'ttttt-
Haha, it is i, Old sport. The immortal Dave Miller. And I want- no Im here to have revenge on you, you tangerine shit head.
See… Heres the thing, Dave im running a business and time… is well you know…MONEY. Every second I spend here listing you babble on…. I LOSE MOOLAH. So, finish your monologue in three sentences OR GET OUT.
Excuse fucking me, sportsy, dont give me the fucking business shit. You hated this fucking place, dont act like you didnt do any of this to do anything other then me. We’re a family old sport. All of the souls we claimed, all of the children we’ve snagged,our work,Henry’s work. All of this was for him and together, we will-
Dave. SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT. What kind of narcissistic fucking- Ive been operating a functioning business for five monthes and actively avoiding you the entire time. I threw you in the trash TWO MONTHS AGO, OH god, you reek! I dont want you in here, go take a bath stinky. Go on, if you’re going to brake into MY house and use my possessions at least take a shower once a year. CRISHT.
Sportsy, I- if you dont want me then-… no that cant be, this doesn’t make any fucking sense. If you weren’t planing to attract me here… what was all of this for…? You hated working at freddy’s. Why would you bring back the entire company back?
Right dave, I hated working at freddy’s, I hated coming into work at noon, hungover and being screamed at by our phone-headed boss. I hated wearing a sweaty bear suit six hours a day. I hated being bitten by dysfunctional haunted robots. I hated having to look matt in the eyes single goddam day and pretend that I didnt possess the overwhelming urge to peel his skin off so i wouldn’t have to see the shape of his creepy ass smile. You know what I love? Coming to the restaurant THAT I OWN, HUNGOVER, DRAGGING IN DYSFUNCTIONAL ASS OUT OF THE FUCKING TRASH. WHO I KNOW WILL BITE CUSTOMERS, YELLING AT MY OWN PHONE-HEADED EMPLOYEE. Forcing some other poor fucker for once. AND FIRING MATT THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY I GOT. You think any of this was because of freddy’s, or loved you. YOU’RE A LOSER DAVE. Henry died 40 years ago! MOVE THE FUCK ON. Get another fat iguana and call it henry. Oh and get a apartment or some shit, or do crack in a alley or some shit. I dont care, just stop sleeping in my trash.
ez
AAAAAAAA I LOST MY FAVORITE SHIRTTTTTTTTY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT MAKES ME FEEL SO HOT
ITS FORM FITTING BUT LIKE LOOSE AND IT FITS MY FIGURE ONLY SLIGHTLY AND ITS JUST SO AAAAAAA
(it looks like this)
Just buy it again
NO
BRO THAT SHIT WAS LIKE 50 DOLLARS I GOT IT AT MY FIRST RITUAL
I CAN'T REPLACE IT
ITS GOT... SENTIMENTAL VALUE
ok
i am very upset
How did you even lose it?
Zen-
1st row, 3 person
dope.
(Uh-okay honestly wanna start?)
ohhhhhh-oki yeah I can!
(alr, sorry, I was asking my mom could I dye my hair-)
Why are the ones on the right an left of the bottom row kinda--
AYOOOO CHILLLLLLL
PSHHH WHAT IM NOT
IM NOT SAYIN NOTHIN
*saves picture*
IM SUPER CHILL / CALM
I WOULD N E V E R SIMP FOR A FACELESS DRAWING
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO BROOOOOOOOOOOOO
buff grunt
buff grunt
Yes Yes
No No
CALL 911 MY PERIOD IS STARTING
MY UTERUS IS GOING TO DIEEEEE
NO- NO NO
I AM GOING TO DIE
Also side note
Im showing symptoms of another m3nt@l br3@kd0wn....
These next few months r not going to be fun
you'll get use to it.
to what
to starting your period.
boi I've had a period for more than a year now
I just get really REALLY bad cranspz
mine started 3 years ago.
and the mental breakdown thing.
SAME THESE DARK DAYS ARE AHEAD :,(
BALLS
edited to make it easier for me
he just like me
are you amogu- *dies*
*insert photo of me*
Felt cute, might have a mental breakdown tmr 🐱
This is the last straw
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRV5CYH2/
Riv Rivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv-d'ye wan' rp?
shore
yeeeeeeeee-
Imma useeeeeeee-
sexuality?
bishreksual.
I- what?
when you have 99 notifications:
Oh my goodness.
yeah lol
I’m boutta sleep but go check my new watt pad story. It’s actually just a series of poems about me and things if you like that kind of stuff.
AYYY
and now i can never make another oc
or..or i just make a new folder..
YES I LOVEEE ARIIII AND CONAN OFC AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@Skyyyyyyyy
Right here love! 😊
@Zeeeeeeeen
"O-Oh right! it should be, -da directions TwT-
(Heh, man i really do just love rp with you...!)
(Lol, you too hun, that was so random though, you okay?)
She put them in her phone and let the the directions play so she knew where to go.
(Lol, nah everything's alright, just saying that your a great rp! >:3)
Nina laughs a little before she goes onto her phone, liking a variety of photos
(Thanks! I like you and overlord the most just because you guys add great details, like amazing details and I really like rpers like that so thank you for being a great one too! ❤)
time skip?
(Heh, aww Zeeeen, your making me bluuuush! >w<)
Sure!
lmaoooo I just watched Tom And Jerry the movie from the 1990s and honestly best thing I’ve ever seen lol!
XD
Im literally so excited for season 3 of garupa pico omg
The ed is fire so i know its gunna be good