Haha, it is i, Old sport. The immortal Dave Miller. And I want- no Im here to have revenge on you, you tangerine shit head.
See… Heres the thing, Dave im running a business and time… is well you know…MONEY. Every second I spend here listing you babble on…. I LOSE MOOLAH. So, finish your monologue in three sentences OR GET OUT.
Excuse fucking me, sportsy, dont give me the fucking business shit. You hated this fucking place, dont act like you didnt do any of this to do anything other then me. We’re a family old sport. All of the souls we claimed, all of the children we’ve snagged,our work,Henry’s work. All of this was for him and together, we will-
Dave. SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT. What kind of narcissistic fucking- Ive been operating a functioning business for five monthes and actively avoiding you the entire time. I threw you in the trash TWO MONTHS AGO, OH god, you reek! I dont want you in here, go take a bath stinky. Go on, if you’re going to brake into MY house and use my possessions at least take a shower once a year. CRISHT.
Sportsy, I- if you dont want me then-… no that cant be, this doesn’t make any fucking sense. If you weren’t planing to attract me here… what was all of this for…? You hated working at freddy’s. Why would you bring back the entire company back?
Right dave, I hated working at freddy’s, I hated coming into work at noon, hungover and being screamed at by our phone-headed boss. I hated wearing a sweaty bear suit six hours a day. I hated being bitten by dysfunctional haunted robots. I hated having to look matt in the eyes single goddam day and pretend that I didnt possess the overwhelming urge to peel his skin off so i wouldn’t have to see the shape of his creepy ass smile. You know what I love? Coming to the restaurant THAT I OWN, HUNGOVER, DRAGGING IN DYSFUNCTIONAL ASS OUT OF THE FUCKING TRASH. WHO I KNOW WILL BITE CUSTOMERS, YELLING AT MY OWN PHONE-HEADED EMPLOYEE. Forcing some other poor fucker for once. AND FIRING MATT THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY I GOT. You think any of this was because of freddy’s, or loved you. YOU’RE A LOSER DAVE. Henry died 40 years ago! MOVE THE FUCK ON. Get another fat iguana and call it henry. Oh and get a apartment or some shit, or do crack in a alley or some shit. I dont care, just stop sleeping in my trash.
(Thanks! I like you and overlord the most just because you guys add great details, like amazing details and I really like rpers like that so thank you for being a great one too! ❤)
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Im on a roll today
you cant say that if its not all PERFECT
You do it then
tell me he's not hot af
Hes not hot af
TvT i think so
I'm just gonna say I have read a bunch of these comments and I'm in the middle of class so I'm dying cuz i have to hold back my laughter
GASP USAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
GASP WHAAAAAAAATTT?
is you sailor moonz?
no
mmmmmmmmmmmmm-
I iz not convinced.
well-
we are all crack heads.
yes we are
very
OMG GHOST RAN
GHOST RAN WILL COME HOME
I'd literally have his babies
And i don't even like kids
ALRIGHT WHAT DO YOU UNGRATEFUL CHILDREN WANT FOR FOOD.
Money 🥺🥺🥺
You can't eat money you silly goose
😁I can eat yours😁I don't bite?😀😁
nuh uh you can't
And yuh huh you do bite
Bite money apparently
😀😁😀😁😀😁😀😁😀😁😀😁
no.
Hatsune miku veggie juice
We're not ungreatful
Your starving us
anyways I want sushi
hey mothe ri uhhhhh
can u pick me up from school.
pleas
no. Stay there.
but- ive been here for a week now
shush. stay.
but-
I had this weird obsession with drawing eyes lmao
there is so many more but i just cant find them
ooh when you do find them show me!
That bunny look high as hell.
thats not a bunny, its a egg
Your being deadass!?
Yeah!!!!!!!
broooo-aint not way in hell-das a egg-
Vanny
(Cw, mega simp ahead)
S-
S
S
S
S
s
s
ss
S
s
ss
S
s
Step on me
No cos he can literally crush my windpipe and id thank him
He can steal everything i own
Literally tie me up and throw me on the back of your horse sir
You can steal my horses and light my house on fire idc
The things id let him do to me..
....
Y'know Riv Riv, I don't understand your type, but I respect it.
HES SO HOT
OMG HES LIKE
OMF
HE'S SO
FUCK OMG
ehhhhhhhhhhhhh-
a little too cishet white man for me-but I respect your opinion!
ya but hes an outlaw and not het
Yuck
Arthur is gay
Because i say so
mhm yes understandable. Idk, rugged isn't really my aesthetic-like I completely understand why other people like it, I just usually don'ttttt-
Haha, it is i, Old sport. The immortal Dave Miller. And I want- no Im here to have revenge on you, you tangerine shit head.
See… Heres the thing, Dave im running a business and time… is well you know…MONEY. Every second I spend here listing you babble on…. I LOSE MOOLAH. So, finish your monologue in three sentences OR GET OUT.
Excuse fucking me, sportsy, dont give me the fucking business shit. You hated this fucking place, dont act like you didnt do any of this to do anything other then me. We’re a family old sport. All of the souls we claimed, all of the children we’ve snagged,our work,Henry’s work. All of this was for him and together, we will-
Dave. SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT. What kind of narcissistic fucking- Ive been operating a functioning business for five monthes and actively avoiding you the entire time. I threw you in the trash TWO MONTHS AGO, OH god, you reek! I dont want you in here, go take a bath stinky. Go on, if you’re going to brake into MY house and use my possessions at least take a shower once a year. CRISHT.
Sportsy, I- if you dont want me then-… no that cant be, this doesn’t make any fucking sense. If you weren’t planing to attract me here… what was all of this for…? You hated working at freddy’s. Why would you bring back the entire company back?
Right dave, I hated working at freddy’s, I hated coming into work at noon, hungover and being screamed at by our phone-headed boss. I hated wearing a sweaty bear suit six hours a day. I hated being bitten by dysfunctional haunted robots. I hated having to look matt in the eyes single goddam day and pretend that I didnt possess the overwhelming urge to peel his skin off so i wouldn’t have to see the shape of his creepy ass smile. You know what I love? Coming to the restaurant THAT I OWN, HUNGOVER, DRAGGING IN DYSFUNCTIONAL ASS OUT OF THE FUCKING TRASH. WHO I KNOW WILL BITE CUSTOMERS, YELLING AT MY OWN PHONE-HEADED EMPLOYEE. Forcing some other poor fucker for once. AND FIRING MATT THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY I GOT. You think any of this was because of freddy’s, or loved you. YOU’RE A LOSER DAVE. Henry died 40 years ago! MOVE THE FUCK ON. Get another fat iguana and call it henry. Oh and get a apartment or some shit, or do crack in a alley or some shit. I dont care, just stop sleeping in my trash.
ez
AAAAAAAA I LOST MY FAVORITE SHIRTTTTTTTTY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT MAKES ME FEEL SO HOT
ITS FORM FITTING BUT LIKE LOOSE AND IT FITS MY FIGURE ONLY SLIGHTLY AND ITS JUST SO AAAAAAA
(it looks like this)
Just buy it again
NO
BRO THAT SHIT WAS LIKE 50 DOLLARS I GOT IT AT MY FIRST RITUAL
I CAN'T REPLACE IT
ITS GOT... SENTIMENTAL VALUE
ok
i am very upset
How did you even lose it?
Zen-
1st row, 3 person
dope.
(Uh-okay honestly wanna start?)
ohhhhhh-oki yeah I can!
(alr, sorry, I was asking my mom could I dye my hair-)
Why are the ones on the right an left of the bottom row kinda--
AYOOOO CHILLLLLLL
PSHHH WHAT IM NOT
IM NOT SAYIN NOTHIN
*saves picture*
IM SUPER CHILL / CALM
I WOULD N E V E R SIMP FOR A FACELESS DRAWING
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO BROOOOOOOOOOOOO
buff grunt
buff grunt
Yes Yes
No No
CALL 911 MY PERIOD IS STARTING
MY UTERUS IS GOING TO DIEEEEE
NO- NO NO
I AM GOING TO DIE
Also side note
Im showing symptoms of another m3nt@l br3@kd0wn....
These next few months r not going to be fun
you'll get use to it.
to what
to starting your period.
boi I've had a period for more than a year now
I just get really REALLY bad cranspz
mine started 3 years ago.
and the mental breakdown thing.
SAME THESE DARK DAYS ARE AHEAD :,(
BALLS
edited to make it easier for me
he just like me
are you amogu- *dies*
*insert photo of me*
Felt cute, might have a mental breakdown tmr 🐱
This is the last straw
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRV5CYH2/
Riv Rivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv-d'ye wan' rp?
shore
yeeeeeeeee-
Imma useeeeeeee-
sexuality?
bishreksual.
I- what?
when you have 99 notifications:
Oh my goodness.
yeah lol
I’m boutta sleep but go check my new watt pad story. It’s actually just a series of poems about me and things if you like that kind of stuff.
AYYY
and now i can never make another oc
or..or i just make a new folder..
YES I LOVEEE ARIIII AND CONAN OFC AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@Skyyyyyyyy
Right here love! 😊
@Zeeeeeeeen
"O-Oh right! it should be, -da directions TwT-
(Heh, man i really do just love rp with you...!)
(Lol, you too hun, that was so random though, you okay?)
She put them in her phone and let the the directions play so she knew where to go.
(Lol, nah everything's alright, just saying that your a great rp! >:3)
Nina laughs a little before she goes onto her phone, liking a variety of photos
(Thanks! I like you and overlord the most just because you guys add great details, like amazing details and I really like rpers like that so thank you for being a great one too! ❤)
time skip?
(Heh, aww Zeeeen, your making me bluuuush! >w<)
Sure!
lmaoooo I just watched Tom And Jerry the movie from the 1990s and honestly best thing I’ve ever seen lol!
XD
Im literally so excited for season 3 of garupa pico omg
The ed is fire so i know its gunna be good
wrote a poem on Leave Me Alone. Please. Help.
Literally on the verge of tears for no reason please help
cry it’s good to let out emotions
oof wanna talk about it?
My favorite quotes:
“Don’t solve your problems. Cover your problems with newww probleems!”
“”Why can’t you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?” “Because you’re toast would get soggy.” “YeAh!””
“What a stupid naamme”
“*insert entirety of the song about magic from CentaurWorld*”
The ever iconic, Raquel from barbie life in the dreamhouse, quote… “whaaat?”
“So you’re just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?”
“And remember, no one can ever hate you more than you already hate yourself.”
“ You gotta get me outta here man!”
“ bahhhhhhhhh”
“Im stuck in a sheep”
“ Pig schlatt”
Those are my favorite quotes
"Roses are red, cacti are prickly, holy shit that exalted quickly"
"and remember, no one can ever hate you more than you already hate yourself.”
The ever-loved, bill cipher quote: "The universe is a hologram, reality is an illusion, buy gold byee!"
"Ashes to Ashes, dust to dust, it all comes down to god we trust"
My math teacher said this: "Opinions are like buttholes, we all have one, and they all stink."
yeah that's all I can remeber
yesss
lol
AAA AAA AA AA AAAAAA
I JUST REMEMBERED
I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW ON WEDNESDAY
I AM NOT PREPARED FPR THIS
SOMEONE BURN DOWN MY LOCAL TIM HORTONS I CAN'T DO IT
Best wishes!
You can do it!
I stg i woke up and just ascended into heaven
It was incredible
I have a confession but it might be slightly triggering so I’m going to vent chat to say it. Just wanted to say so if anyone feels like it come by.
i just had. The best
Fucking nap
Of all time
Holy shit
i dont nap
naps are for the weak
i go on using my sheer energy
Guys I made something and I need to know if this is good-
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRV6WT9D/
E
its good!
thanks! I'm gonna fix it tho to where its like saiki where he has his mouth closed and he talks.
k!
Thanks!
Is very very nice
Thanks yoi
ye welcome
I wanna draw something. Any ideas?
A treehouse?
sure!
Just started watching deathnote and uhm....yagami backwards is im a gay 🏃🏾💨 HEHEHEHEHE
O-O who is ur favorite light or L (I like L 🥰)
I just finished some shitty ass physics.
I will never use my legs again
this isnt stopping me from punching you
I'll levitate instead
you wanna bet nat
I will march my pretty little ass down to las begas and stomple you on my noble steed who has FORGIVEN me for punching him
S all good
does anyone own a truck that has high chances of pedestrians being murdered because if so I would like to be a pedestrian thanks.