Bakugou was attending an auction-that in and of itself was enough to cause whispers among the members of polite society. It was rare to see the prohero out and about-even rarer to see him interacting with the upper class. And yet here he was, attending a formal event. Was he here to bid?
I've decided that it's ACTUALLY time to feed you annoying amazing horrible spectacular bratty definitely responsible and crackheaded children :) what's for supper?
Haha, it is i, Old sport. The immortal Dave Miller. And I want- no Im here to have revenge on you, you tangerine shit head.
See… Heres the thing, Dave im running a business and time… is well you know…MONEY. Every second I spend here listing you babble on…. I LOSE MOOLAH. So, finish your monologue in three sentences OR GET OUT.
Excuse fucking me, sportsy, dont give me the fucking business shit. You hated this fucking place, dont act like you didnt do any of this to do anything other then me. We’re a family old sport. All of the souls we claimed, all of the children we’ve snagged,our work,Henry’s work. All of this was for him and together, we will-
Dave. SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT. What kind of narcissistic fucking- Ive been operating a functioning business for five months and actively avoiding you the entire time. I threw you in the trash TWO MONTHS AGO, OH god, you reek! I dont want you in here, go take a bath stinky. Go on, if you’re going to brake into MY house and use my possessions at least take a shower once a year. CRISHT.
Sportsy, I- if you dont want me then-… no that cant be, this doesn’t make any fucking sense. If you weren’t planing to attract me here… what was all of this for…? You hated working at freddy’s. Why would you bring back the entire company back?
Right dave, I hated working at freddy’s, I hated coming into work at noon, hungover and being screamed at by our phone-headed boss. I hated wearing a sweaty bear suit six hours a day. I hated being bitten by dysfunctional haunted robots. I hated having to look matt in the eyes single goddam day and pretend that I didnt possess the overwhelming urge to peel his skin off so i wouldn’t have to see the shape of his creepy ass smile. You know what I love? Coming to the restaurant THAT I OWN, HUNGOVER, DRAGGING IN DYSFUNCTIONAL ASS OUT OF THE FUCKING TRASH. WHO I KNOW WILL BITE CUSTOMERS, YELLING AT MY OWN PHONE-HEADED EMPLOYEE. Forcing some other poor fucker for once. AND FIRING MATT THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY I GOT. You think any of this was because of freddy’s, or loved you. YOU’RE A LOSER DAVE. Henry died 40 years ago! MOVE THE FUCK ON. Get another fat iguana and call it henry. Oh and get a apartment or some shit, or do crack in a alley or some shit. I dont care, just stop sleeping in my trash.
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Flash warning!
He has a plan
wheres the flash
in the gif?
i dont see it
did you scroll down?
yes
imagine kinning prom queen by beach bunny
Couldn't be me 😹😹🥶
oof
😹😹
jibu comment
Hey is anyone online?
No
hi!
D'ye wanna rp?
shore
Who do ya have
welp-
I have-
an idea.
shoot
hey.
respond.
I just diddddddd-
okkKayY
bored
good.
why r u even online.
never
uwu
Meh
I still exist so
Yes
When they give you drama to read through <3 /p
Ahahahahahahhahaha
B
B
B
B
B
Balls
In response to this post “Do you really think i would have Pitty for chonk boi? “ i uh finally found the screenshots
i love his name bro
that's emotional blackmail right there.
How’s the new name
Owo
Horrible
Fucking hate it
bruh
No offense, and i really mean that
Its kind of.. just a little cringe
Don't let my opinion sway you or anything though
oh ok
is it the emojis or something else
all....of.....it.....
oh :l
GUYS MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 21 DAYSSSSS
AAAAA
AAAAAAA NOW ITS IN 16 DAYS
Wo-man part two
ooh I like it!
guys do u know the defintion of this song?
idk..
gangster
oh
make sence
Anyone know who made this picrew?
no sorry lol
MOM!
yes my child?
I drew a thing
ooh what did you draw?
Anyone wanna rp?
ye
Okay, I have Piper, do you wanna do a school rp?
yea!
I’ll use one of my new ones
Need a name though
Maybe... Russel?
oo! Good
Ok I’ll start
(Russel)
Trying to open locker “was it…1864?”wrong “damn”
Rp with a femboy
(Jc)
@everyone
anyone wanna rp
My anxiety is going to get triggered
i just know it
im home alone soon
Silence, the dark, and being by myself for to long
makes my anxiety go BURRRR
I've been home alone before when i was younger and been fine
I think
that my anxiety
has gotten worse
maybe turn lights on
its day time outside
Im watching youtube and drawing
for now im ok
im still alone tho
i dont like that-
i really dont like that
you'll get used to loneliness one day
draw urself a friend
I draw myself many friends ^w^
and darling
i've been used to being alone
I just get paranoid that someone
is watching me
everyday, all the time, everywere
they are
you should have ur device cameras covered
:,)
?
that's sad T-T
it really is
ye :,)
amazing
this is the best Sanrio character ever
is it a goat
sheep
sheep goat same thing
Meh
Hola my fellow penises
Riv is not havibg a nice night
Gunna go to bed now s
0of goodnight my child :,)
Welp this entire thread is drama https://itch.io/t/1632971/example-of-humor-within-this-community#post-4499038
i have no idea what went down there but i am SO entertained
Wo-man
''she looks like a ghost but she very pretty''
qhat kind
ham
how hammy was it
idk
im still making it
make it crunch
OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDD
this time its a ham sandwhich
* comes back twenty years later*
XD
ill be back in 2 weeks.
damn
yeah im at school rn
:(
ye
@Natalia-
LUKIE POO LEZ GO-
YE
Bakugou was attending an auction-that in and of itself was enough to cause whispers among the members of polite society. It was rare to see the prohero out and about-even rarer to see him interacting with the upper class. And yet here he was, attending a formal event. Was he here to bid?
The auction began, hunters wheeling their prey onstage in covered cages as the auctioneer spoke, hyping up the crowd
why is junfkook sad
I'll figure it out one day 😪
Jungfook happy now
A riverstorm OC
and more
and yes, you can pick one to rp with
Do you has link?
for wtch one?
for the first three
here: https://picrew.me/image_maker/746971
ty!
prity
ty
ur page doesnt make aense
?
ur page says you have a crush on a non-binary girl
I bought a fnaf book. Its alright ig.
fbadf is coll
What one?
the first fazbear frights book
ooo
coll bre
😭 balls
I've decided that it's ACTUALLY time to feed you annoying amazing horrible spectacular bratty definitely responsible and crackheaded children :) what's for supper?
pizza -w-
i had pizza
for lunch
:,)
:D
thank you mother
no problem :D
*monch*
XD
RIP
Crackhead/Annoying child here
sushi is my request
mother
coming right up!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*eats*
Cock and ba-
.
no.
that can be dessert for you :D 😋
ll torture
i want casaba
Samdwinch
:D
yed
Sorry.
Okay
Should i buy this yes or yes
It looks exactly like cornwallis's costume and i need it
yes :) buy it. Buy it now.
hi mother
Hello my child :)
I got married
. Yall really don't tell me anything anymore
i needa get money first mother
become cornwallis
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRfAYsFg/
Whichh oneeeeh
takemitchy prob and the mommy/andor daddy issues for the first one :,)
How do you know about the momma isssueeeesssss!?
it's called a ✨ c a n c e r s ' s I n t u i t i o n ✨ jk lol idk
Lmaoo i'm surrounded by cancerssssssss
*blinks in aquarius*
DO I LOOK LIKE-
yuh :D
anyone want to do a school rp?
(Juno)
I'll take him, i have someone.
oh ok!
Wait is this school magic or magicalm
it can be if you want
okay then it is :) amf what grade are they in first?
Sure
ok who you using?
Her
aww
I knowww
Minitale! Riverstorm is her cannon name
But I'm nameing her Mist
For this rp
I have a chara named Juno too!
:o
Knock knock
who's there?
Juno
Juno who?
Juno any other bad jokes?
I'm rlly confused rn-
g
o
o
d
Haha, it is i, Old sport. The immortal Dave Miller. And I want- no Im here to have revenge on you, you tangerine shit head.
See… Heres the thing, Dave im running a business and time… is well you know…MONEY. Every second I spend here listing you babble on…. I LOSE MOOLAH. So, finish your monologue in three sentences OR GET OUT.
Excuse fucking me, sportsy, dont give me the fucking business shit. You hated this fucking place, dont act like you didnt do any of this to do anything other then me. We’re a family old sport. All of the souls we claimed, all of the children we’ve snagged,our work,Henry’s work. All of this was for him and together, we will-
Dave. SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT. What kind of narcissistic fucking- Ive been operating a functioning business for five months and actively avoiding you the entire time. I threw you in the trash TWO MONTHS AGO, OH god, you reek! I dont want you in here, go take a bath stinky. Go on, if you’re going to brake into MY house and use my possessions at least take a shower once a year. CRISHT.
Sportsy, I- if you dont want me then-… no that cant be, this doesn’t make any fucking sense. If you weren’t planing to attract me here… what was all of this for…? You hated working at freddy’s. Why would you bring back the entire company back?
Right dave, I hated working at freddy’s, I hated coming into work at noon, hungover and being screamed at by our phone-headed boss. I hated wearing a sweaty bear suit six hours a day. I hated being bitten by dysfunctional haunted robots. I hated having to look matt in the eyes single goddam day and pretend that I didnt possess the overwhelming urge to peel his skin off so i wouldn’t have to see the shape of his creepy ass smile. You know what I love? Coming to the restaurant THAT I OWN, HUNGOVER, DRAGGING IN DYSFUNCTIONAL ASS OUT OF THE FUCKING TRASH. WHO I KNOW WILL BITE CUSTOMERS, YELLING AT MY OWN PHONE-HEADED EMPLOYEE. Forcing some other poor fucker for once. AND FIRING MATT THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY I GOT. You think any of this was because of freddy’s, or loved you. YOU’RE A LOSER DAVE. Henry died 40 years ago! MOVE THE FUCK ON. Get another fat iguana and call it henry. Oh and get a apartment or some shit, or do crack in a alley or some shit. I dont care, just stop sleeping in my trash.
I Made a copy pasta