Haha, it is i, Old sport. The immortal Dave Miller. And I want- no Im here to have revenge on you, you tangerine shit head.
See… Heres the thing, Dave im running a business and time… is well you know…MONEY. Every second I spend here listing you babble on…. I LOSE MOOLAH. So, finish your monologue in three sentences OR GET OUT.
Excuse fucking me, sportsy, dont give me the fucking business shit. You hated this fucking place, dont act like you didnt do any of this to do anything other then me. We’re a family old sport. All of the souls we claimed, all of the children we’ve snagged,our work,Henry’s work. All of this was for him and together, we will-
Dave. SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT. What kind of narcissistic fucking- Ive been operating a functioning business for five months and actively avoiding you the entire time. I threw you in the trash TWO MONTHS AGO, OH god, you reek! I dont want you in here, go take a bath stinky. Go on, if you’re going to brake into MY house and use my possessions at least take a shower once a year. CRISHT.
Sportsy, I- if you dont want me then-… no that cant be, this doesn’t make any fucking sense. If you weren’t planing to attract me here… what was all of this for…? You hated working at freddy’s. Why would you bring back the entire company back?
Right dave, I hated working at freddy’s, I hated coming into work at noon, hungover and being screamed at by our phone-headed boss. I hated wearing a sweaty bear suit six hours a day. I hated being bitten by dysfunctional haunted robots. I hated having to look matt in the eyes single goddam day and pretend that I didnt possess the overwhelming urge to peel his skin off so i wouldn’t have to see the shape of his creepy ass smile. You know what I love? Coming to the restaurant THAT I OWN, HUNGOVER, DRAGGING IN DYSFUNCTIONAL ASS OUT OF THE FUCKING TRASH. WHO I KNOW WILL BITE CUSTOMERS, YELLING AT MY OWN PHONE-HEADED EMPLOYEE. Forcing some other poor fucker for once. AND FIRING MATT THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY I GOT. You think any of this was because of freddy’s, or loved you. YOU’RE A LOSER DAVE. Henry died 40 years ago! MOVE THE FUCK ON. Get another fat iguana and call it henry. Oh and get a apartment or some shit, or do crack in a alley or some shit. I dont care, just stop sleeping in my trash.
SO BASICALLY, PITCH WAS CRYING ON HOW OVERLORD WOULDN’T DO A FUCKING RP. AND HOW OVERLORD IGNORED PITCH. AS YOU CAN SEE PITCH BLEW THIS WAY OUT OF PROPORTION.
20 years ago, a princess was cursed. Every year, she would recieve more and more injuries, resulting in more and more scars and more and more harm befalling her, until one day there would be nothing left of her at all-an injury would prove too fatal, and she would die. No one knows who exactly cursed her. It was in the dead of night, when she was just an infant. What is known is that ever since, the princess has been highly susceptible to pain, and no amount of healing or magic can get rid of it. And yet today, on her 21st birthday, a solution has-well, trespassed it's way into the castle. A sorceress, radiating dark power, setting the guards and nobility on edge and yet...claiming to have an end to the curse. And all the princess has to do? Sell her soul to the sorceress-and become hers.
It was Peter's 17th birthday and he. was. bored. He sat on his throne cushioned in between his parents, resting his chin into his hand and trying his hardest not to just fall asleep-after all, that wouldn't be proper. He didn't understand it-what was the point of having a party if he wasn't allowed to participate in it?
Kappa swam up to the surface. He had seen tiny lights dancing on the waters above while he'd been wandering, and they'd drawn his attention. He went closer to them, seeing that they were some sort of explosion. He broke through the water and took a breath of air, looking around curiously.
It was a hot summer's day in the Sylvana bazaar, the large market of Central outpost where people of all types came, not just to exchange goods, but gossip as well. And yet, Castien had nothing. Not a singly person in this place had ANY useful information for him. He was so close-SO GODAMN CLOSE-he just needed something-ANYTHING he could use. Just one little crack in that man's defenses........he sighed. People were useless.
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Haha, it is i, Old sport. The immortal Dave Miller. And I want- no Im here to have revenge on you, you tangerine shit head.
See… Heres the thing, Dave im running a business and time… is well you know…MONEY. Every second I spend here listing you babble on…. I LOSE MOOLAH. So, finish your monologue in three sentences OR GET OUT.
Excuse fucking me, sportsy, dont give me the fucking business shit. You hated this fucking place, dont act like you didnt do any of this to do anything other then me. We’re a family old sport. All of the souls we claimed, all of the children we’ve snagged,our work,Henry’s work. All of this was for him and together, we will-
Dave. SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT. What kind of narcissistic fucking- Ive been operating a functioning business for five months and actively avoiding you the entire time. I threw you in the trash TWO MONTHS AGO, OH god, you reek! I dont want you in here, go take a bath stinky. Go on, if you’re going to brake into MY house and use my possessions at least take a shower once a year. CRISHT.
Sportsy, I- if you dont want me then-… no that cant be, this doesn’t make any fucking sense. If you weren’t planing to attract me here… what was all of this for…? You hated working at freddy’s. Why would you bring back the entire company back?
Right dave, I hated working at freddy’s, I hated coming into work at noon, hungover and being screamed at by our phone-headed boss. I hated wearing a sweaty bear suit six hours a day. I hated being bitten by dysfunctional haunted robots. I hated having to look matt in the eyes single goddam day and pretend that I didnt possess the overwhelming urge to peel his skin off so i wouldn’t have to see the shape of his creepy ass smile. You know what I love? Coming to the restaurant THAT I OWN, HUNGOVER, DRAGGING IN DYSFUNCTIONAL ASS OUT OF THE FUCKING TRASH. WHO I KNOW WILL BITE CUSTOMERS, YELLING AT MY OWN PHONE-HEADED EMPLOYEE. Forcing some other poor fucker for once. AND FIRING MATT THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY I GOT. You think any of this was because of freddy’s, or loved you. YOU’RE A LOSER DAVE. Henry died 40 years ago! MOVE THE FUCK ON. Get another fat iguana and call it henry. Oh and get a apartment or some shit, or do crack in a alley or some shit. I dont care, just stop sleeping in my trash.
I Made a copy pasta
I missed a lot....anyway, anyone wanna rp?
Sure why not. Ive got nothing else to do
Ok, wanna do a school rp?
Me
cuz I'm bored
ok, wanna do a school one?
sure
okay, do you wanna start?
Uh
sure
ye
Anyone wanna rp
With a mermaid
I don't have a pic of her
On my phone so
Lmaoooooo imagine leaving because you acted stupid
Okay
Awww so cute!
I forgot to mention to you all
I fucking live off of drama
That being said i don't live off of people's pain or people getting hurt unlike someone i know *cough* friend from school *cough*
I just REALLY Like hearing about it afterwards
THEN YOU WILL LOVE THE FNF COMMUNITY. ILL INVITE YOU THE NEXT TIME A DRAMA HAPPENS
TYSM
hi people
A
hi dhar man
A
The a in dhar
😿
The cat emoji is for the cat in the background of that one dhar man video
I think it finally came to you how stupid that post was. It was just a fucking roleplay
Okay.
FROH FROG
IS THETE DRAMA
I NEEDA KNOW ALL TBE DETAILS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE IM GOING TO SCREAM
OKOKOKOKOK
OKOKOKOKOKOK
SO BASICALLY, PITCH WAS CRYING ON HOW OVERLORD WOULDN’T DO A FUCKING RP. AND HOW OVERLORD IGNORED PITCH. AS YOU CAN SEE PITCH BLEW THIS WAY OUT OF PROPORTION.
THEY DID!?
Yeah
WHAT THEY SAY WHAT THEY SAY
who are you?
IM SO SAD
me too
Im overreacting
no
okay.
🖕
I fr don't know who you are so idc
damn
I don’t even know what’s happening
Motherfucker made a post crying on how overlord wouldn’t do a rp lmaooooooooooo
wow then-
Lol
I don’t know what you are laughing at
Ive seen what pitch posted
Stupid reason
To get so upset
Oh
yeah
Are you from madness combat?
w
I smell drama
shut lmfao
i did satan female version
Cool also is smexy
@overlord
Did you find that Greek mythology rp?
oh sugarsnaps. I did not.
that’s fine
We could do a different rp, cause I didn’t really know much about mythologies and stuff
Have any ideas?
oh actually-
20 years ago, a princess was cursed. Every year, she would recieve more and more injuries, resulting in more and more scars and more and more harm befalling her, until one day there would be nothing left of her at all-an injury would prove too fatal, and she would die. No one knows who exactly cursed her. It was in the dead of night, when she was just an infant. What is known is that ever since, the princess has been highly susceptible to pain, and no amount of healing or magic can get rid of it. And yet today, on her 21st birthday, a solution has-well, trespassed it's way into the castle. A sorceress, radiating dark power, setting the guards and nobility on edge and yet...claiming to have an end to the curse. And all the princess has to do? Sell her soul to the sorceress-and become hers.
oooooo
I see this is the one your doing with Nat!
I guess I’m the sorcerer?
ye
@Nat-
aight-
It was Peter's 17th birthday and he. was. bored. He sat on his throne cushioned in between his parents, resting his chin into his hand and trying his hardest not to just fall asleep-after all, that wouldn't be proper. He didn't understand it-what was the point of having a party if he wasn't allowed to participate in it?
Peter wasn't really paying attention. He just sighed, blowing a stray lock of hair out of his face
I've never seen someone do a black girl so here's my black bad ass character
Roll over
Ye
why
Its not even 10 in the fucking morning and my sister is already throwing a tantrum
…
My temper tantrums have been getting out of hand right?
… that hurts
Twix doesn’t like that
I don’t eaither
Ouch..
ratalia
hey
pritty
thakies
hi
hey pitch
hru
rimi beats goku (real)
Aanddd hot merman.
yes.
Do you want me to start?
Kappa swam up to the surface. He had seen tiny lights dancing on the waters above while he'd been wandering, and they'd drawn his attention. He went closer to them, seeing that they were some sort of explosion. He broke through the water and took a breath of air, looking around curiously.
simp mode:on
can
i
keep
him?
otay Nat-
Castien Ilyra.
do you want me to start?
bien-
It was a hot summer's day in the Sylvana bazaar, the large market of Central outpost where people of all types came, not just to exchange goods, but gossip as well. And yet, Castien had nothing. Not a singly person in this place had ANY useful information for him. He was so close-SO GODAMN CLOSE-he just needed something-ANYTHING he could use. Just one little crack in that man's defenses........he sighed. People were useless.
not me waiting abt 11 hours for crow to respond to an rp on discord
Hey arent you that one person i said to shut the fuck up and the whole community here just fucking went ape shit at text on a screen?
i dont even know who you are
Lmaoooooo
New oc ❤️
Age: 15
Gender: female
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Lesbian
Personality: Clingy, Psycho, Yandere, Sweet, Quite, out-going, Over-protective, Intelligent and Creative.
oooo
cute!
can we
rp?
im so bored
its not even funny
anyone wanna rp-
''Lofi!'' *le hugs*
*le hug back*
Hai pink!
;w;
You good?
"yes" *t poses*
😕😕Guys....I deleted discord and my boyfriend lefttttt meeeeee😕😕😕😕😕
Hes not actually my boyfriend I just call him that but I do have a new crush...................anyway ye
yeo.
I'm drawing fnf oc's lol
Would someone like to tell me why when i search up cure papaya in picsart all i get is cure la-mer
I JUST
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THEY COULD GET MIXED UP
What fnf mod should i play - Straw Poll
Here's the link to a poll i made of which fnf mod i should play.
i have a secrut to say.....
im not actually 14....
I am in fact....22 yeas old
😞
Im sorry i fooled you all
nopw
Im not in fact 0 years old
yup
yuh :,)
noice :D
I can tell T-T
.
LOOK AT THIS ZOSAN FANART RN
.
they made mha themed
. . .
Axe?
WELL WHATEVER IT IS :,)
.-.
If you aren't listening to PMJ or playing any of the Google doodle games then what are you doing with your life?
. LOVE OF YOUR LIFE???? WHO?????? BC IT BETTER BE BAKUGO
. YOU NEVER TOLD ME T-T AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
im playin red dead redemption 2 on the xbox 1 tjats what im doing
interesting :D
yah
Someone shot me
I-
It was suck
how old exactly ?
holy shit
I- I thought that you were in the middle my child :,) or do you actually mean that ur the oldest in the gc?
no you aren't 🥰 also can I do that thing that you and Auntie did?
I- sorry did I hurt your feelings? T-T I'll give you a cookie to make up for it :,)
Don't tell me what to do >:c
I can and will send death threats if i feel like it
Some people deserve it smh
sometimes people needa hear it
Whattttttttttttttt whyd did you take the role of being the oldest
I'm bored.
Zen
Mhmmmm
hiya :,)
Sup
the sky :D
Boom
O-O tf-?
Thats nice
fear of bugs/insects
fear of snakes
stage fright im doing fears in this reply what i should do