OH NO MY CHILD ARE YOU OKAY MEDICINE? UH- COUGH DROP? RED ALERTTTTTTT EVERYONE THE YOUNGEST CHULD IS SICL WE NEED TO GO TO THE ER I CAN'T LET MY CHILD DIE DON'T DIE ON ME HERE EAT A COOKIE IT WILL HELP EVERYPNE HIRRY UP AND GET IN THE FUCKING CAR WE'RE GOING TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL ITS GOING TO BE OKAY JUST BREATH MY CHILD- RIVER IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS IN THIS CAR- WE NEED TO GO TO THE ER- MY CHILD IS SICK- MY ANGEL- DON'T DIE ON ME- OVERLORD GET THE MONEY ACTUALLY NVM THEY'RE GONNA HEAL MY ANGEL FOR FREE- NOT THE YOUNGEST- DON'T DIE ON ME MY CHILD- PLEASE DON'T DIE- YOU CSN'T DIE- YOU WON'T DIE- RIVER!!!!! GET IN THUS MOTHERFUCKING CAR RIGHT NOW.
Calling all kids of the early 2000s, just a nice reminder that in 11 days it will be Shrek's 20th anniversary. If you didn't feel old before. I bet you do now.
I have been learning french for almots 12 years (since i was 3) and yet whenever i try to understand like france French or even like Quebec French it makes almots zero sence
(i live in a franco-englo community and for some reason their way of speaking French is really funky)
I swear like I have stretch marks, hip dips back pain-like it really sucks, plus I just did one from the side and my butt is bigger then expected cause I traced I like from a real picture as a silhouette but not just that...I literally fuckin-it-my stomach is bigger then that😭😭😭😭
also the natrual curve of your backbone. When you are younger. Like, from child to adult your backbone brings out your belly a little. Who would've known. Also you do not look fat at all. If that were true almost everyone would be fat.
i think you've got it all wrong, I am its just the angle like you dont see an arm right there and that's why it looks like my backs bending but it really isn't nor was I born like that, I'll redo it later, right now i tired ilk talk to you in the morning.
I remember seeing a video on tiktok- and basically all of it was- Don't do drugs- instead come to our roller skating rink in (forgot the town) Nebraska 😀
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OH NO MY CHILD ARE YOU OKAY MEDICINE? UH- COUGH DROP? RED ALERTTTTTTT EVERYONE THE YOUNGEST CHULD IS SICL WE NEED TO GO TO THE ER I CAN'T LET MY CHILD DIE DON'T DIE ON ME HERE EAT A COOKIE IT WILL HELP EVERYPNE HIRRY UP AND GET IN THE FUCKING CAR WE'RE GOING TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL ITS GOING TO BE OKAY JUST BREATH MY CHILD- RIVER IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS IN THIS CAR- WE NEED TO GO TO THE ER- MY CHILD IS SICK- MY ANGEL- DON'T DIE ON ME- OVERLORD GET THE MONEY ACTUALLY NVM THEY'RE GONNA HEAL MY ANGEL FOR FREE- NOT THE YOUNGEST- DON'T DIE ON ME MY CHILD- PLEASE DON'T DIE- YOU CSN'T DIE- YOU WON'T DIE- RIVER!!!!! GET IN THUS MOTHERFUCKING CAR RIGHT NOW.
I thought i was the youngest but ok- *gets in the car*
O-O oh yea- welp :) Vance is the next youngest I think-
cool
:)
Can I stay home alone? :D
no I’m good
O-O ur . . . Good? But my child- ur sick- you need to go to the hospital-
Hi bby :)
hai
You in school?
mhm
how is it?
you got the co co?
nope
I’m being salty
ok
D0es you beed a water
ye
here you go lawkins 🧊
It frozen
You have to heat ut up
thanks river
ye welx9me
My mom yelling at me:
*phone rings*
My mom in a sweet princess-like voice: Hello?
Literally just today 🙄
My mom after saying "Merci" to the Japanese waiter at the Spanish restraunt owned by a Chinese company: "see I can speak German."
O-O da fuq????
lmao
Calling all kids of the early 2000s, just a nice reminder that in 11 days it will be Shrek's 20th anniversary. If you didn't feel old before. I bet you do now.
Demon Slayer spoilers
Me: *trying to sleep*
My Brain:
what is this
Nothing... and everything at the same time.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPBRF1bKR9y8EuHkbjMFmbz51U55thVPm
here I wasn't sure what to name the playlist pls no judge
One of my fav is Ruv from mid-fight-masses
yo is anyone online?
no
nah bro I'm at my funeral.
I-
*wheeze*
I'm just asking why Youtube. 😃 🔫
Isnt Miku....16???
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I MIGJT B GETTING OFFLINE SPOON COS IMM PLAY RED DEAD REDEMPTION TWO WITH MY WIFE
I- my child- you have a wife? T-T
yee
OMG OMG
MY PHONE DID THE THING
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
IM FREAKING OUT
Hey Rivvv-
d'ye wanna rp?
ye ye
otay so lately I've been taking disney movies but making them gay and like pg-13 Idk man I just-I dunno-
:O my child- you listen to Hamilton too-
ye ye
what's ur favorite Hamilton song :)
uhhhh
Prolly the room where it happened or the Reynolds pamphlet or like any of the cabinet battles
oh noice :)
how you do that?
spotify?
Bruv
I have been learning french for almots 12 years (since i was 3) and yet whenever i try to understand like france French or even like Quebec French it makes almots zero sence
(i live in a franco-englo community and for some reason their way of speaking French is really funky)
oh- interesting :)
sleep now night
Good night lawkins
good night!
mealtimes give me sm anxiety wth
Heres what ya asked for queen, a side position of what my body looks like.
ooooo
Your prettier than me ☺️
Dont say thattttttt, my body looks twice as bad when you look what I look like from the front-
No your lying mittens
I swear like I have stretch marks, hip dips back pain-like it really sucks, plus I just did one from the side and my butt is bigger then expected cause I traced I like from a real picture as a silhouette but not just that...I literally fuckin-it-my stomach is bigger then that😭😭😭😭
noooooo stowp
Fancys
I'm pretty sure you're bending your back.
Nope, seriously, That how my stomach looks. You just dont see an arm that's why you think my backs bending
also the natrual curve of your backbone. When you are younger. Like, from child to adult your backbone brings out your belly a little. Who would've known. Also you do not look fat at all. If that were true almost everyone would be fat.
i think you've got it all wrong, I am its just the angle like you dont see an arm right there and that's why it looks like my backs bending but it really isn't nor was I born like that, I'll redo it later, right now i tired ilk talk to you in the morning.
IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE CURVE YOU DREW I AM TALKING ABOUT THE ACTUAL NATRUAL BIOLOGICAL CURVE OF YOUR BACK WHICH CURVES DIFFERENTLY AS YOU GROW UP
The Ontario government needs to leave me alone
I will NOT be visiting 1000 islands OR buying an apartment in Ottawa
That place is dangerous
Just watched *uicide sqaud and I would just like to say I AM ATTRACTED TO HALF OF THE CHARACTERS 😤
ok you are not the only one
O-O I still haven't seen it T-T
i making my highlights look all pretty
yuh :)
Remembering that one time my cishet (male) friend got triggered at me when i called him cis and said that he wasn't a cisgendered he was just straight
Fucking idiot
O-O indeed.
this is my new oc UnU
Her name is poggy woggy owo
Shes a pogchamp uwu softgirl uwu
Poggers QwQ /sarc
O-O
do you like poggy woggy mother
yes darling :) I like Poggy woggy
yaaaaaay
My cat is an asshole
Hes trying to get me to feed him hy crying outside of my door
He eats at 4
Its not even 2 yet
MC be like:
Hank: protagonist
Deimos: The protagonist who sacrificed himself
Sanford: The protagonist who is still there
Sheriff: The first antagonist
Tricky: not the main antagonist but pops out a few times
Auditor: The final boss battle
w a t c h m a d n e s s c o m b a t
no
nah :)
No
I laughed too
not me trying to hold in my laughter like- 😬 DrEaMsExUaL
Akira in the official art > everyone else
I can’t see shat
O-O u good?
Glasses
O-O no-
Y not
nothing- just we need to know for sure-
o
shit*
:troll:
Shat
I got an add for brockville today
I will NOT visit family friendly brockville
That place SUCKS
Fuck OFF
I remember seeing a video on tiktok- and basically all of it was- Don't do drugs- instead come to our roller skating rink in (forgot the town) Nebraska 😀
lol nebrakska
yuh :)
everywhere in Ontario sucks though
Like ottawa, Orleans, Cumberland, brockville, bellville, Toronto, london, Kingston, thunder bay
All of it is ass
pain. Nothing but pain. And suffering.
What's ur guys fav fnf character?
Hatsune miku
guys look
it is hatsune miku from fnf-
Yes
Wait a minute...
CRYPTON STOLE HATUSNE MIKU FROM FNF D:<
What do yall think about pico?
go pricko yeah yeah go pricko yeah
OC: spirit
GC: Captain/Tankman
I like cap tankman
it is just captain
his name IS captain after all
I may or may not have a crush on him
you are not the only person who thinks captain is attractive
someone in the fnf community said it, I won't say who
Sarv from the Mid Fight Masses mod
heyyy :D
I'm gonna be in Florida soon :)
RIP
yuh. Going to Disney too-
well at least disney is gud
yuh :)Hellos
Hey bby, how's your day?
good I’m on school break
like, a break or like a lunch break?
school is finally over for me
Thats great bby, are you like out like at home or about to get on the bus or picked up?
OH- I SEE HOW IT IS- YOU WERE LYING TO ME HOW DARE YOU- HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME????? HUH!?!?!?!?
OMGGGG HE SAID HE LIKED THE NICKNAME BBY SO I SAID I'D TAKE THAT TO NOTE, calm down.
SURE- UR PROBABLY LYING TO ME RN- LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME- YOU DON'T LOVE ME- ONLY GAMING AND CHEATING ON ME WITH VANCE- I SEE HOW IT IS- WE'RE OVER-
Seriously?
cuki
C O O K I E
The anime did him dirty
He used to be so fine....
NAH. WHYYYYY??????
LITERALLYYYYYYYY
THEY WERE ALL DONE SO DIRTY
yuh 😔
sad :(
Hello?
Heya!
How are you?
gud u?
idk about y’all but I would totally date myself if I could, actually no I would MARRY myself like honestly I am everything I want in a partner.
guys I'm going to Disney sometime in December I think :) I hope that I see many gays there-
gays? why though?
Didn't you know? Every gay loves Disney :)
oh
When I say guys I mean everyone btw- bisexuals pansexuals polysexuals ace/aro I think that you get 8t ;) everyone in the community;)
ok