Monster Girl Maker

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

i feeling sad today

So uh

I has decided to give everyone my favorite picture of my kitty

ginger kitten

she played the fiddle in an Irish band...

Dracken-chan3 years ago

You're cat is adorable ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

moonsterr, how should I fe, creepers lie he, watching tr the windw

Why we lose-

My cat just puked on the floor

LAWKIEEEEEEEEEE-

hey

notice me senpaiiiiiiiiii-

I hast rp ideasssssssss-

do you now?

my dad made me ckean it

barf

Thas what i almots did

My sister let my cat out last night

She didn't close the door properly

He was stuck outside for 3+ hours

We didn't figure out he was gone until 11

Im kinda angrys with her rn

oop

when I tell overlord that Elden is kinzu’s dad:

Overlord’s face:

(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

☁️🍄Cloudy🍄☁️||on and off3 years ago (2 edits)

FEMBOYS

HELP

I started makeing femboys for a friend

NOW I CANT STOP MAKEING F*CKIN FEMBOYS

yuh.

MOMMA HELP

I- with what?

i need to stop makeing femboys-

no keep going-

This was an incredible moment

yuh.

donky shlong is my hero

Do Crime(Nightcrawler)3 years ago (1 edit)

Storytime cause my brain won’t let me forget it: I used to do Karate and there was an exercise to strengthen our punches while screaming at the top of our lungs. So we were taking turns punching this bag and I was talking to my cousin who was behind me. I couldn’t quite hear her so I said “what?” And I still couldn’t hear. So I kept saying what. I said it again and again, now I was punching the bag just fine with no problems. So then came my turn to punch again and I screamed as loud as I could to everyone in the room at the top of my lungs, punching the bag as hard as I could with all the confidence in the world!

“WHAT!!!!!!!!!”

…I screamed ‘what’… as I was punching the bag very proud of myself and so happy I screamed ‘what’… I walked to the back if the line and didn’t speak the rest of the day. This my friends is why I never get too confident in myself.

no you should be more confident:) then you can rule the world

Do Crime(Nightcrawler)3 years ago (1 edit)

I mean… don’t I already rule the world. Look at my username.

For artists

You know that feeling when you really wanna draw a certain thing, you open your sketchbook and pick up your pencil and you’ve so many ideas then suddenly you just feel like laying down and slowly falling into madness with no will to draw or is that just me?

y e p

yep it’s just me or yep you get it too?

yep i get it to

good

lol

jonas3 years ago

Ive felt that shit before

Dracken-chan3 years ago

That happens to me sometimes

Holy shit okay

So, today i awoke to the sound of my sister screaming bloody murder

Bitch was shrieking and screaming and freaking out

I thought to myself, oh no she must be in danger

So i get up to see

Know why she was screaming and wailing at the top of her lungs?

She got soap in her eyes

AAAAAGHGHHHH!! THE BUBBLY BEAST HAS TAKEN OVER MEEEẸ̢̠͉͗͒͝͞E͇̯̝̘̔̇̏͘Ẻ̠E̻̜̞̼̘̽͑̌͠͡E̝̿̇ͅÈ͖E̼̾E̡̙̱͚̓͂̕̚!!

IT WASN'T EVEN WORDS IT WAS JUST SCREAMS

IVE GOTTEN SOAP UP MY NOSE AND I DIDN'T SCREAM (this was a week ago, please don't get soap up your nose)

PLEASE-

flower 🌼3 years ago (1 edit)

I remember when I got soap in my eyes . . .THAT SHIT HURTTTTTTT

you know

I thought there could've been a serious problem then

I thought maybe she fell, or broke her skull open, or broke a bone, or found my razor (for leg shaving) and accidentally cut herself or something fell on her or maybe there was an intruder

But nooo

Noo she just had fucking shampoo in her eyes

yuh getting soap and stuff in your eyes hurts but I don't think that it's serious- she just has to wash the soap out with water-

ouch. Soap really hurts.

YOU TRY GETTING LOATION IN YOUR EYES. THAT. IS. F*CKIN. P A I N.

i got it up my nose and in my eyes

Its not worth screaming your lungs out at 10 in the morning

Specially when people r sleeping

Aka me

RIP

@River_Idle :) I used the picrew that my child found and made a snow white??? Kind of????

Ooooos

hhh

im hungry lol

there’s pizza but I don’t feel like moving

anywho, hello fellow people

YOU SHOULD'VE JUST ASKED ME MY CHILD- WHAT TOPPINGSSSS????

hmm

pepperoni and sausage

yay pizzaaaa- :D

yuh :)

yell for it

everyone that lives at my house is either at work or asleep so nah

y e l l

ok fine-

good . . .

Voidornothing3 years ago

I should come here more often

flower 🌼3 years ago (1 edit)

INDEED YOU SHOULD MY CHILD-

Voidornothing3 years ago

your child?

you get used to it, floppy is like- idk- our 'parent' they did this with me when i came here at first, i called them toreal then just rolled with it

Voidornothing3 years ago

anyways hi!

Uh, I forgot yesterday so two random images/gifs today-

~~Stop it. Get off your lazy ass and do something productive~~

Male kisser3 years ago(+1)(-1)

I make

gorls

jill3 years ago

is that a picrew or some shit?

jill3 years ago

what picrew is it omg

https://picrew.me/image_maker/9971

ta da

jill3 years ago

ah, tysm.

this is what self care looks like:

*closes laptop at the 1 hour mark of Infinity Train*

The french word for "hole" is hilarious

Who decided "trou" had to be so fucking funny

Ryuk3 years ago

One of my male friends started laughing when I told him the amount of kids I want and he started whispering to his boys🤑🤒 and now I feel 🏃🏾💨

:O oof??? I couldn't understand the feelings sorry sister T-T

I’m watching infinity train ready to cry.

flower 🌼3 years ago (1 edit)

yuh.im just looking at zosan fanart on pinterest

they didn’t have ti do me like that tho

yuh 😔✌

I may not be crying but I am getting hella angry and kinda tearing up but not crying

O-O anime moment?

eeeeewwwwwww

☁️🍄Cloudy🍄☁️||on and off3 years ago (1 edit)

Who wants to rp with her?: 💿🌐 f l o p p y d i s k 💿🌐 heres a hot bish for ya

I have decided to try wattpat out again

I shall go read an fanfiction

The first one i found was a narusasu one

I'll read that

We shall see how it goes

I said to myself

Only 15 minutes before starting that.. horrible thing

Oh lord. Im so

I don't like wattpad

That shit is terrifying

Hawks <33 years ago

Yeah Riv Riv don't do wattpad-

Also do you wanna rp I have a really cute idea

whas the idea

Hawks <33 years ago

Dating is hard in any situation. Especially when you're dealing with first loves. It's even harder when you're life is a literal fairytale, written into a fantasy world with no signs of escape. But that's just the reality these two lovers have to live in, complete with all the unrealistic, highly frivilous fairytale logic. Dragons, wicked stepmothers, fairy godmothers, and cursed items abound. Will the two be able to escape the predetermined roles placed on them? And will true love really triumph in the end?

fancy

i feel like im going to vomit

What in the hell did i just read

smut yuh.